For example, assuming >>0's favorite was Looney Tunes: That's not an anime, dumbshit. However, it is crippled by lack of a central plot, nonexistant character development, and inability to focus on a single set of characters.
My fave: Higurashi no Naku Koro ni
No protracted arguments in this thread please, just keep it going.
I SUCKS BECAUSE IS SUCKS LOLZ
MAI FAVE IS HARUHI AND NO 1 CAN MAK FUN OV DAT SHO ITZ BAD AZZ
haruhi tries way too hard and is way too fucking cutesy (gay all-around really)
NOW BERSERK...YOU CANT FUCK WITH BERSERK KID
So does >>5
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha A's
>>7 iz za fap king
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap faggot
>>8-10 seems to not understand the concept of this thread.
the one above did not insert favorite anime either, therefore fail.
Gunm (Battle Angel Alita)
It sucks because I haven't watched it.
Lamune, its sooooo relaxing to watch....
Lamune is a nasty ass soda for wapanese losers. What's with that bottle?
Coke Geass is always refreshing, though.
did you really start a thread here about that. i know you and have seen you before dumb ass
Full Metal Alchemist (it sucks because it's not as good as the manga?).
Main characters die horribly.
Unless movies count as anime(in which case I'd be choosing Princess Mononoke/anything by Studio Ghibli) then it's way too hard for me to choose. So I'll just throw in something you'll sure have fun critisizing.
Pokémon. First anime I ever saw when I was quite young.
DON'T JUDGE ME. D:<
pokemon sucks cuz when I lived in tokyo It gave me a seizure. and now i cant move the left side of my face.
mamushi_72_sai's suckage is self-evident.
slayers
It sucks because the main girl character has freaky eyes.
Haruhi Suzumiya?
You are all wapanese fagots
/thread
Not an anime, therefore it sucks automatically.
Rozen Maiden
Because I know next to nothing about it.
One Piece (my real favorite, before I was just trying to see what type of reply I'd get).
^Cool animation and style in general, but too "lol shonen jump hey let's NEVER STOP THIS EVER"
I'm currently enjoying Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.
ALL THE GIRLS SUCK
I LIKE ANY SERIES THAT HAS ONLY BOYS IN IT
^Sucks because there's no girls in it.
I love Vandread. That anime rules.
sucks because I never watched it
doraemon, no way this can suck.
>>27
Sucks because it goes on for over a thousand episode and the stories are all the same. People complain about shounen copypasta, but this is even worse.
Mushishi.
I mean, wtf is mushishi....
ok wikipedia it "The series implemented several unusual techniques, including disjointed storyline and no official ending theme or animation."
disjointed storyline? for real? ok there you have it.
Jigoku Shoujo. I've got a strawdoll ready for >>30 already so watch it!
Really. Really. Really. Boring. Boring animation, blantant loli appeal, nothing too brilliant about the story.
Digi Charat
LOL! You only watch it for the bunny girl's big boobs, admit it.
School Rumble.
absolute crap because now every time I see Eri I think of sex
galaxy angel
>>LOL! You only watch it for the bunny girl's big boobs, admit it.
Shhh. Shhh. ;-*
>>32
Would've been better if it were all just comedy.
I'll say Mushishi as well.
A = one-eyed white hair freak.
B = victim.
A: hello, my mom just died.
B: Mushi-des!
A: how do I harvest rice?
B: Mushi-des!
A: My girlfreind wont let me stick it in her.
B: Mushi-des!
Your favorite anime is so crap you won't even admit watching it.
Ah! My Goddess
OVA was good, comics are funny, TV series.....CRAP!
Honey & Clover
Shitty girly drawing style.
Sexy Commando Gaiden Sugoiyo!! Masaru-san
Better drawing style perhaps, obviously a zero story deal.
Paranoia complex
The lack of attention span in Masaru-san means he can't be a true hero to live your life by.
Unlike:
Great Teacher Onizuka
noo cant try to criticize GTO ;_;
lack of Urumi in live action.
now, Fate/Stay Night.
lol, best CG evar!!! time to recharge mana, shirou
Fullmetal Alchemist
A gay robot for a brother. Poor Ed.
Azumanga Daioh.
Stupid kids' garbage, only a 12 year old girl should watch it.
Lucky Star
I buy sausage? I don't think so, Tim.
Bobobobo Bobobo.
Bobobobo bobobo 'Nuff Said.
Darker Than Black.
You mean infrared, lol
Yamato Nadeshiko Shichi Henge
Cuts corners with even main characters being paper cutouts half the time.
Oishinbo
Dragged on too fucking long.
Zipang
Too nationalist.
Kamichu!
The main girl's voice was sooooo irritating I stopped before ep1 ended. >_<
Pia Carrot.
The second game refuses to play on my Dreamcast, therefore all animu based on it must suck balls.
Excel Saga
The dub voices are screechy.
Otaku no Video
Otaku nerd faggot no life loser.
NHK ni Youkoso / Mushishi
Gonzo animation / some episodes substitute nonsense for philosophicalism
Darker than Black
Actually I think this show looks to be one of the best spring/summer 07 releases ... I mean eww psychics are despicable people!
Mai Hime
Hooray, yet another uninspired fighting girls show.
Paranoia Agent
Oddly strung together,garbled existential soup.
NieA under 7
Someone wakes me up when the action starts... oh, it's over? What was the point of the "story"?
Claymore.
Never heard of it, so it sucks.
G Gundam.
>>60 you have GOT to be kidding.....
Patlabor
Yawn... Ugly faces, boring story.
Iria.
Every time I remember that show I think of the mole she has under her eye rather than actually remembering what the story was about... that pretty much sums it up...
Serial Experiments Lain
After observing fan reception of Neon Genesis Evangelion, Yasuyuki Ueda theorized that if he threw whatever random shit came to mind into an anime series without rhyme or reason, people would call it "deep" and "thought-provoking." He was proven correct.
.hack//SIGN
"deep" and "thought-provoking", and drags on like a queen
KareKano
Too many episodes consisting of nothing but recounting the story so far.
Fruits Basket
The title itself always bugs me with is upsetting usage of plurals.
Claymore
Already done before, therefore it's shit.
Gravitation.
Too much bad music... and too much gravity.
DAICON IV
I don't like radishes, much less 4 of them
Captain Harlock
Doesn't stick to a single way of spelling the title.
Mahoraba.
Had no onsen episode.
Lensman
The dub.
Macross 7
"Listen to my crappy sooooooong!" A waste of a good character design, a waste of time, a waste of plot... need I go on?
Photon.
Not as amazing as other things with the name "Photon".
Odin: Photon Space Sailer [sic] Starlight
Spelling sucks, also too much Engrish.
Kore ga Watashi no Goshujin-sama (He is My Master)
> Spelling sucks, also too much Engrish.
My god, man, there's so much more.
http://animejump.com/index.php?module=prodreviews&func=showcontent&id=395
Also, HiMM never realized its pornographic potential.
ROD the OVA
Bad mashup of X-Men and James Bond movies, though Yomiko sure is cute.
Adventures of Maya the Honeybee
crap for having a crap title
Uchuu no Stellvia
Those girls should seek a competent doctor for their PMS problems.
El-Hazard.
Most annoying evil laugh in the history of mankind. Still, it was good for a laugh in his Pretty Sammy cameo.
Pretty Sammy
Pandering moemoe pedobait.
Crest of the Stars
Couldn't they have hired an Abh translator instead of forcing Japanese voices to fake-and-mumble their way thru that horrible Abh language at the beginning?
Future Boy Conan.
Often gets confused with Detective Conan.
Let's Nupu Nupu
craptatstic title
chrno crusade
>craptatstic title
War in the pocket
Was made after the golden age of anime. 'Nuff said.
Escaflowne
Dragons and schoolgirls and bishies, oh my!
M.D. Geist
Misleading title, it's not about a ghost doctor
Gurren Lagann
Gurren Lagann. Need I say more?
Heidi
About a little pussy man-looking girl/child who solves problems with feelings...
Gankutsuoh
Manly start, gay-ed ending. Or should I say Gonzo-ed ending?
Shamanic Princess.
Drawing style royally sucked, also the voice of the main character grated on my nerves.
GaoGaiGar
Needed more delicious flat chest.
Tsukuyomi
Most difficult opening song lyrics to memorize EVER.
Great Teacher Onizuka
Not enough ribbons.
Kiddy Grade
I liked it but they are people who said it's bad so I'm not sure anymore.
Hana Yori Dango.
Too shoujo for my tastes.
Hokuto no Ken
a bit too homo erotic for my tastes.
NHK ni youkoso
Got that damn Puri Puririn or whatever song stuck in my head still, months after watching the episode.
Genshiken
Needs more Madarame and less otaku fap material.
Battle Programmer Shirase
Was so shitty they cancelled it in the middle of the series.
Comic Party Revolution
Real doujin circles aren't themselves moé.
AIR Summer Special
Way too hueg eyes.
Gedo Senki
I haven't seen it so I don't care.
Urusei Yatsura.
I blame it for the harem craze
Maison Ikkoku
It's pretty good but the unfortunate fact that it's by Rumiko Takahashi makes it suck regardless.
Nausicaa
The only thing I remember from Nausicaa was that ugly giant beast at the beginning... Was there a plot? If there was it didn't register with me.
Irresponsible Captain Tylor.
Blatant Gundam clone.
Azumanga Daioh
Bad art
Getsumen to Heiki Mina
A good first episode, and then it doesn't really go anywhere. I would have liked Mina to have some character development, or at least to not be as dumb and asexual as a doorbell... She was supposed to be a rabbit, dammit.
GateKeepers.
Girls that look like guys.
Zegapain.
Supposedly very intellectually profound, but it bored the hell out of me: slow pace, ugly xbox-green mechas, unsympathetic characters especially the "hero" ("let's swim!"), etc.
Tenshi ni Narumon.
>Girls that look like guys.
This is bad?
>No protracted arguments in this thread please, just keep it going.
Durians smell bad and don't taste all that great either, so why they revolve the story around it bugs the hell out of me.
Starship Girl Yamamoto Yohko
"Because of her exceptional talent with arcade shooters, Yohko's been recruited to travel a thousand years into the future to pilot the prototype ship TA-29..." A ripoff of that old American b-series movie "The Last Starfighter" if I ever saw one. Except that The Last Starfighter was mildly interesting, and Starship Girl Yamamoto Yohko a pretentious snorefest.
Big-O.
Like the name says it's a big zero
cowboy beebop
Beautiful animation and art, and breathtaking music are lavished on simpleminded cardboard characters whose entire personalities can be described in a single brief sentence.
Spike: cool martial arts dude
Jet: hardass ex-cop with a heart of gold
Faye: kleptomaniac tsundere
Ed: zany kid
The dog is more complicated and demonstrates more psychological depth than any of the characters. THE DOG.
Tries too hard to be an animated John Woo martial arts film. Can't sustain the serious Hong Kong film noir feeling for three scenes without the zany kid acting zany and pissing all over the mood.
Is almost great, and misses greatness by a tiny amount. Frustrates the viewer with how good it could have been.
I'll give you an easy one to chew on: Carl Macek's Robotech.
Old.
Code Geass.
Way too formulaic, expecting three PS2 games to be based on it.
Fate/stay night
It's not your fate to stay the night.
Serial Experiments Lain
WTF is going on in half the episodes? I mean, seriously.
Yuusha Raideen
Silly mechas.
One Piece
When will it end?!
Death Note.
Too confusing.
Soukou no Strain.
Too recent.
Tetsuwan Atom
Rockman pulled the whole "boy superhero robot created by kind scientist" shtick off better.
Aishiteruze Baby
doesnt have the pedo sticker of approval.
his and her circumstances
Cardboard cutout characters. Literally.
Love Hina
Most irritating central male character in a harem anime EVAR, and possibly also the least interesting or sympathetic.
Excel Saga
Didn't include Elgala, one of the best characters in the manga.
Chikyuu Bouei Kigyou Dai-Guard
I liked Kare Kano, don't know why everybody gangs up on that episode, it's one of the funnier/cleverer eps in my mind. The worst thing about the Kare Kano adaptation is that it wasn't finished. And it went over budget. And as much as people hate the last episode, it wasn't nearly as bad as episode 24, the worst in the series.
Oh yeah...
>>134
Never Heard of it.
DAICON III
Too short.
Prefectural Earth Defence Force
Doesn't exist in AniDB.
Super Robot Wars Original Generation
>>137
Sure it does, just with different spelling of "Defense": http://anidb.info/perl-bin/animedb.pl?show=anime&aid=2686
Anyway, mecha suck my rigid grill structure.
Seto no Hanayome
LOL ANOTHER SAMURAI
GaoGaiGar
LOL ANOTHER MECHA
Sumeba Miyako no Cosmos-sou Suttoko Taisen Dokkoida
LOL tl;dr
Speed Grapher
LOL SUPER POWERS
Popotan
never saw it
Bokura ga Ita
Never saw it either.
Patlabor, 2nd movie.
lol 80s robots
Princess Mononoke
Those clicking white forest spirit things got on my nerves in less than a minute.
Yawara!
whats that?
popotan
Mii was nowhere near as slutty as she is in the game. 5 out of 6 psychoanalysts agree that the game Mii must have been raped repeatedly to become that slutty.
Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan
Not gory enough.
Berserk
Not moe enough.
Kujibiki Unbalance OVA
too short lol
genshiken
moar liek Densha Otaku, amirite?
Kiki's Delivery Service. Yes, the full-length Miyazaki film.
Bored me to tears.
Nurse Witch Komugi-chan Magikarte
ANOTHER ERO-ANIME?
School Rumble.
ANOTHER HIGH SCHOOL ANIME?
Tokyo Godfathers
wanted to buy the DVD, but it looked boring
tehxnolyze
Wow, it's so deep, so philosophical, so full of crap!
Agent Aika - Naked Missions
the german dub was crap (like 90% of the other german anime dubs)
pokemon
lol characterization-free, dramatic interest-free, logic-free kiddy cartoon created solely to sell toys and cards to seven-year-olds.
Super Dimension Fortress Macross
Ah, yes... the "classic" that introduced ridiculous flowing hair to the "boring young emo male hero, with shrill girl-who-needs-to-be-rescued-all-the-time sidekick" genre. Old stereotype is old.
Also, animation looks bad even for old shit.
Last Exile
Rushed ending was ru-ru-rushed. Also lol at dead guy revived at the end to please some fans, or something. Logic be damned!
Jubei-chan!
Has only two redeeming qualities: the left one and the right one. No, wait, when I said "redeeming," I meant "bouncy."
Mazinger Z
Go Nagai - tits = fail. Go Nagai - tits + nerdy badly animated robots = very fail.
Ranma 1/2
Obviously you are a panda. More specifically, seven seasons, and even so the very last episode could be switched with the second of season one, and nobody would thinkg its out of place. THATs how much plot development there is: zero.
Also, definitely too much covering ups. Where the hell is the Ranma 1/2 ecchi version?
Samurai Champloo
it aired on adult swim
kino's journey
Another deep philosophical crapfest.
Gekigangar III
Not a real show, but a parodic meta-anime. That's about as cool as having Kujibiki Unbalance be your favorite.
Now and Then, Here and There
It's like watching "The Rape of Nanking", except that "The Rape of Nanking" isn't a work of fiction. Still disturbing.
Damekko Doubutsu.
Made by and for furry pedophiles.
Dokuro-chan
Closet furry favourite.
Utawarerumono
I won't comment on the animal ears, furry, but try typing that into a torrent site without double checking, writing it down or making a mistake. What ears are they meant to be anyway!?
Cowboy Bebop
Needs more toe rape. (As an aside, I have no trouble typing Utawarerumono without doublechecks, but I'm enough of a weeaboo to remember the meaning of the word. And the ears look doggy to me.)
The Adventures of Mikuru Asahina
You had to pick the perfect anime, didn't you? Oh, there was only one episode of it.
Hellsing OVA
Because the original Hellsing was ALMOST silly enough, but had too much time for character development.
My Neighbor Totoro
Miyazaki's charms are mostly lost on anyone who isn't an eleven-year-old girl.
Those Who Hunt Elves
wtf is that?
keroro gunsou
The movie was way too short.
Great Teacher Onizuka
Unreal. Gangster -> teacher?
Darker than BLACK
Not actually darker than black.
Hundred Stories
While a nice story, it was definitely too short.
Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon SuperS
Much too silly.
Gundam Wing
Inspired an entire generation of yaoi fangirls.
Majokko Tsukune-chan
ANOTHER magical girl anime?
Tenchi Muyo, the original OAV.
The original harem anime. Clichéd by now.
AIR TV
Ugliest character designs I've seen in years.
Tsukuyomi Moon Phase
Most annoying loli I've seen in years.
Hime-chan no Ribon
I waited 61 episodes for that damn plushie to magically turn Himeko into a babe with boobs or something, and got nothing.
SunaBouzu
lol coolie hat plus gasmask. lol bewbies.
Neon Genesis Evangelion
A Freudian nightmare with giant robots and tang.
Akira
(you say that like it's a bad thing) Dated, with crude, obvious CGI. TETSUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, WE'RE TRAPPED IN A CAMPY 1980S ANIME!
Puni Puni Poemi
Lolicon w/ADD, also NOT FUNNY.
RahXephon
Hideaki Anno did it earlier and better, even with the Tang.
Trigun
Silliest. Hero. Ever.
Angel's Egg
Oooh, philosophical. No.
Noir
DYKE SPIES
Honoo no Tenkousei
Only 2 episodes??? And no real ending, typical Gainax. More importantly, that girl was padding her chest! The horror...
Scrapped Princess.
Decent fantasy show marred by gratuitous and utterly lame mecha battles.
Planetes
DIAPERS IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE! Also, Ai Tanabe is the most annoying heroine EVAR.
Ebichu Minds the House
The TV version was overly censored with all those bleeps.
Dog of Flanders
SIMPSONS?!
IdolM@STER Xenoglossia.
Sci-fi tie-in to an ethically iffy quasi-dating sim. Might as well make a mecha show starring RealDolls.
Origins
Animation sucked ass.
Angels in the Court
Awesome! Cheaply animated volleyball porn! It's like a parody of itself. Either that or shorthand for "I've never seen a girl naked, and I don't care who knows it."
Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
Is THIS what Gainax churns out when Hideaki Anno doesn't write or direct? Even brief cameos of Rei and Asuka cannot save this dreck.
Full Metal Alchemist
Lol equivalent exchange that isn't.
Video Girl Ai
Obsolete technology, obsolete character designs.
Vandread
Obsolete CG.
Appleseed
Obsolete plot.
Emma
Obsolete setting.
Butt Attack Punisher Girl Gotaman
I had to Google that one to be sure you weren't making it up.
Muteki Kanban Musume
About everybody in this anime is a (/b/)tard. Yawn.
Green Legend Ran
>>About everybody in this thread is a (/b/)tard. Yawn.
fix'd.
To continue:
Would have been better if the green legend hadn't run.
Mahoromatic
The last couple episodes.
Gakuen Alice
Got fansubbed slower than a stunned mullet.
Manabi Straight
They expected us to believe that those lolis were high school girls.
Goldfish Warning!
What are you some weird scale-fag or something? Yiff in hell.
Crest of the Stars
Eyes of the characters looked freakishlöy distorted half the time.
Ninja Cadets
Nice character designs... then what? No plot. No development. No story. Only 2 episodes. An aborted project?
Tide-Line Blue.
Too much water for my tastes.
Nazca
It sounds like the name of a city in New Mehico.
Shoujo Cosette.
Takes place in Frogland.
Super Deformed Double Feature
Much too silly.
Slayers