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1 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-04-26 14:39 ID:Heaven

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2 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-04-26 14:45 ID:Heaven

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@@@ @ @Ώί„D߁jƒ@If you were on that train, you'd be dead, sir.
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| Rescue me, damn you!
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3 Name: DJ Gaijin 2005-04-27 02:16 ID:lXiGa6Te

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4 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-04-27 04:26 ID:Heaven

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@@@ @ @Ώί„D߁jƒ@No, but I got your mother up the ass last night.
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|@Did she give you herpes? My brother got it from her.
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5 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-04-28 03:34 ID:SC0h2Ik1

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@@@ @ @Ώί„D߁jƒ@This isn't a hospital sir! We can't do anything about your giant hemmoroid!
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|@HELP ME ANYWAY!!! IT'S SO BIG, IT HAS LITTLE HEMMOROIDS ORBITING AROUND IT!!!
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6 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-04-28 03:41 ID:Heaven

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@@@ @ @Ώί„D߁jƒ@...So the bitch says, "No, but the last guy who went down on me was".
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|@THAT'S NOT FUNNAY, THAT'S SICK!!!!
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7 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-04-28 07:08 ID:Heaven

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8 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-04-28 07:09 ID:Heaven

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9 Name: ehehehe 2005-04-28 19:38 ID:aaKEJhiG

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@@@ @ @Ώί„D߁jƒ@ niiiiiiiiii..!!!
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10 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-04-28 20:08 ID:6C4/iDjv

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@@@ @ @Ώί„D߁jƒ@When you listen to Coil, do you think of music?
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|@Why yes, I do!
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11 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-04-28 21:40 ID:Heaven

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@@@ @ @Ώί„D߁jƒ@Technically, all AA is kopipe that we mongle!
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|@I see, so I don't have to set up a new thread for each one, right?
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12 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-04-29 04:04 ID:Heaven

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@@@ @ @Ώί„D߁jƒ@@Did you check to see if the batteries are dead sir?
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|@Ummm...well I would, but...my mother just used it. Can you recommend a good disinfectant?
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13 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-04-29 04:28 ID:Heaven

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@___@@——— @STOP SPREADING FILTHY LIES ABOUT ME!!!
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14 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-04-30 17:39 ID:Heaven



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|@I just picked my nose and I started bleeding a bit,
|@so I thought "okay that's not bad"
|@But I've been bleeding for ten fucking minutes
|@What the fuck am I supposed to do?
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|@I tried to put some paper in my nose
|@but all the fucking blood started to run into my mouth.
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@@@ @ @Ώί„D߁jƒ@IF THIS IS TRUE, THEN HERE IS WHAT YOU DO!
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15 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-04-30 17:47 ID:Heaven



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@@@@@ @@@@@@ |@i used to have major nosebleeds a lot.
@@@@@ @@@@@@ |@what you do is take a cotton ball and
@@@@@ @@@@@@ |@shove it up the nostril, not very far or hard mind you.
@@@@@ @@@@@@ |@then lean your head forward. if blood comes out
@@@@@ @@@@@@ |@your mouth don't worry,
@@@@@ @@@@@@ |@spit it out, you don't want it going into your stomach.
@@@@@ @@@@@@ |@next, take an ice pack or a bag of frozen peas and
@@@@@ @@@@@@ |@place it on the back of your neck,
@@@@@ @@@@@@ |@this will constrict the blood vessels leading to your head and
@@@@@ @@@@@@ |@slowing the blood, also you can pinch your nose
@@@@@ @@@@@@ |@where the bridge of the nose connects to your face.
@@@@@ @@@@@@ |@DO NOT BLOW YOUR NOSE OR DO ANYTHING TO LOOSEN THE CLOT.
@@@@@ @@@@@@ |@ if the flow doesn't slow down after 30 minutes call 911.
@@@@@ @@@@@@ |@ once you get done you might want to
@@@@@ @Θ Θ@ |@make an appointment with an ENT (ear nose and throat doctor)
@@@ @ @Ώί„D߁jƒ@@ to see if you might need a vessel codorized. i hope this helps
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|@@@@Oh, ok!
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16 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-04-30 21:58 ID:Heaven

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21 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-05-10 00:00 ID:Heaven

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23 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-05-14 18:56 ID:Heaven

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24 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-05-28 09:09 ID:Heaven

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25 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-08-31 09:18 ID:YPInRqPX


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27 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-09-02 23:40 ID:Heaven

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28 Name: 2005-09-03 04:35 ID:Heaven


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30 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-09-03 12:17 ID:Heaven


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31 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-09-03 13:02 ID:Heaven

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33 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-09-04 17:24 ID:Heaven

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34 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-09-09 17:19 ID:E4MDereW


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35 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-09-09 17:29 ID:E4MDereW

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36 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-09-09 22:47 ID:Heaven

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37 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-09-10 09:35 ID:Heaven

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38 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-09-10 22:58 ID:Heaven

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39 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-10-19 22:10 ID:VMyH05I4

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40 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-10-20 02:42 ID:CKl3wS9A

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41 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-10-21 00:41 ID:Heaven

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42 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-10-21 03:47 ID:TiI/de3p

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43 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-10-23 17:08 ID:wxU9UhD8

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44 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-10-24 15:19 ID:gwGYmT3X

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45 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-10-24 15:29 ID:Heaven

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46 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-10-26 00:39 ID:P/n8ZGvu

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47 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-10-26 21:59 ID:NszR+c0H

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48 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-10-27 01:28 ID:wbtusEtX

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49 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-10-27 07:51 ID:P4yXTlEF

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50 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-10-29 11:05 ID:0wK3lz8r

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51 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-10-30 20:04 ID:/NajhJYN

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52 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-10-31 13:51 ID:Ilxg0zlq

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53 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-10-31 17:47 ID:eQLnXPdB

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54 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-11-10 00:04 ID:Heaven



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55 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-11-10 00:08 ID:OMwZv/tz



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56 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-11-10 00:13 ID:Heaven



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57 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-11-10 00:23 ID:Heaven



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58 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-11-10 09:26 ID:Heaven

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59 Name: yuri!sWV30Xl.cc 2005-11-10 19:25 ID:uvru5ZCZ

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60 Name: yuri!sWV30Xl.cc 2005-12-04 08:44 ID:Heaven

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61 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-12-06 16:07 ID:905D135q

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62 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-12-07 23:58 ID:4mtY1E+n

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63 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-12-10 06:26 ID:2Xh4VKiq

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65 Name: iL-`j.‘oOi‚¨‚Α‚Ο‚’ (. Y .) j 2005-12-13 01:51 ID:3qp0TaHK

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67 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-12-21 09:35 ID:VRODHW8D

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68 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-08-24 21:44 ID:5TiR5ZxI


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69 Name: use txtart formatting : 2006-08-24 22:24 ID:VR3qHz25

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|listen i got this problem you see its my wife i think shes seeing someone else
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|yeah i found stubble in the wash room that isn't mine
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|i even found someone else's tooth brush next to mine!
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71 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-08-25 01:28 ID:Heaven

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| Why bother with helping me? There's fapping to be done!
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72 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-08-25 16:57 ID:q+/TIMK5

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73 Name: AWal : 2006-09-21 14:06 ID:F1DP8fco

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74 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-09-21 15:19 ID:otnYr6Ym

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75 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-09-23 15:49 ID:Heaven

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76 Name: AWal : 2006-09-24 01:50 ID:F1DP8fco

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| So that's how they make that stringy pasta...
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77 Name: AWal : 2006-09-24 02:13 ID:F1DP8fco

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|Will this call save me 15% or more on car insurance?
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78 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-09-24 16:33 ID:+gVgZk2C



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|@OK, so what then did the tied-up and tattered rope say to the bartender?
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@@@ @ @Ώί„D߁jƒ@"I'm a frayed knot."
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79 Name: AWal : 2006-09-26 13:12 ID:F1DP8fco



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|@I see...What did the mushroom say to the bartender then?
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@@@ @ @Ώί„D߁jƒ@"C'mon...I'm a fun guy..."
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80 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-09-26 14:59 ID:iCLrFHKj

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|@I see...What did the duck say to the bartender, then?
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@@@ @ @Ώί„D߁jƒ@"Can you put it on my bill?"
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81 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-10-01 22:14 ID:Uw98oIw8

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@@@ @ @Ώί„D߁jƒ@ZABADAB!
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|zOMG! M I BANND?
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82 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-10-05 23:19 ID:uEsXtJ9t

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@@@ @ @Ώί„D߁jƒ@Hell no!
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| durrrrrrrrrr is my internets brokum
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83 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2007-04-20 12:45 ID:IVrd+O71

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@@@ @ @Ώί„D߁jƒ@Classes are cancelled!
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|@@@@lol what
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84 Name: Random acts of insanity : 2007-04-30 12:45 ID:/V+p1Dbm



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|@@@@and thats how came to look like
| a chewed up banana
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@@@ @ @Ώί„D߁jƒ@Why are you telling me this?
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. @ Child Abuse line |
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85 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2007-05-03 23:50 ID:APJdPdP5

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@@@ @ @Ώί„D߁jƒ@What!? Timmy fell down a well? Call Lassie!
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|@@@@A lot of help you are...
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86 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2007-05-04 05:34 ID:i55AE5Vv

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@@@ @ @ΏίΝ߁jƒ@Now what was your issue, again?
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| IT WON'T STOP BLEEDING
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87 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2007-05-04 05:35 ID:i55AE5Vv

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@@@ @ @Ώί„D߁jƒ You don't look too healthy
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| NO REALLY
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88 Name: Different Person. : 2007-05-04 07:40 ID:YsIMBOK4

@@@@@@@@@@ Θ @@Θ
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| HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW WHAT I LOOK LIKE? A CAMERA IN HERE?
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@@@ @ @Ώί„D߁jƒ Yes.
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@@@@@@C Θ Θ
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| Oh. ...Anyway, IT WON'T STOP BLEEDING! AHHH!!
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89 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2007-05-04 15:10 ID:v+POaIjJ

@@@@@@@@ CΘ Θ
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|@...umm is there an aldore quest to sleep with my mother?
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@@@ @ @Ώ ߂Ձjƒ@@Sir. could you please reinstall world of warcraft?
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|@...but i just want to kno-
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@@@ @ @Ώ ߂Ձjƒ@@BY THE LIGHT OF THE MOON *poof*
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90 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2007-05-04 15:10 ID:v+POaIjJ

@@@@@@@@ CΘ Θ
@@ ___@@@@›(ί„D߁G)
@^_ccCb@ _
@@@@@@@@@@Θ
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|@...umm is there an aldore quest to sleep with my mother?
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@@@ @ @Ώ ߂Ձjƒ@@Sir. could you please reinstall world of warcraft?
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@@@@@@@@ CΘ Θ
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|@...but i just want to kno-
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@@@ @ @Ώ ߂Ձjƒ@@BY THE LIGHT OF THE MOON *poof*
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91 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2007-05-05 03:24 ID:z+ivJJ7I


@@@@@@@@ CΘ Θ
@@ ___@@@@›(ί„D߁G)
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| ANGIE THOMPSON WILL RAPE ME
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@@@ @ @Ώί„D߁jƒ LOL ANGIE'S A FICTIONAL CHARACTER
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| I KNOW
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94 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2007-05-09 15:55 ID:drsyIvgu

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95 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2007-05-09 17:04 ID:drsyIvgu

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96 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2007-05-09 17:04 ID:drsyIvgu

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97 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2007-05-25 20:51 ID:EEx+knrk

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102 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2007-06-01 18:50 ID:Z8uyHm0p

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103 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2007-06-02 22:17 ID:w2mDtlMo

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104 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2007-06-03 00:14 ID:XkAKCZjv

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105 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2007-06-11 17:39 ID:yajJzNFO

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106 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2007-06-12 15:46 ID:drsyIvgu

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108 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2007-06-15 01:26 ID:QYrXO2G9

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110 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2007-06-15 10:09 ID:QYrXO2G9

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111 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2007-06-22 01:09 ID:JaE0baZa

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112 Name: Sarah-sama!xHoI3CKXKY : 2007-06-23 08:37 ID:6r+0oJlz

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113 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2008-01-21 01:09 ID:Heaven


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114 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2008-02-21 09:50 ID:66arzKKe

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|WTF?!! I thought this was da rape help line!
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115 Name: ultraman : 2008-02-21 11:31 ID:N2jvnEJx

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116 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2008-02-22 03:51 ID:MCB+v6WF

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|I don't speak Spanish!!! Fuck American Immigration!!
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117 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2008-02-22 05:17 ID:AawRxu6p


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118 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2008-02-22 08:42 ID:66arzKKe

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119 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2008-02-22 13:37 ID:tL6jCRP3




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120 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2008-02-22 17:17 ID:yWRyEyHP

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121 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2008-02-23 03:42 ID:O7NYj9FA

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| Do you carry Battletoads?
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122 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2008-02-23 08:30 ID:aH0i8ej6

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123 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2008-02-23 12:40 ID:66arzKKe

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124 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2008-02-27 20:49 ID:lhf73RO+

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125 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2008-02-27 21:06 ID:MCHawq+H

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126 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2008-02-28 00:45 ID:cwrlU9jt

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@@@ @ @Ώί„D߁jƒ@U ATE UR FUCKIN' FISH U DUMB CAT!! (click)
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127 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2008-02-28 08:13 ID:oOZNje8Z

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@@@ @ @Ώί„D߁jƒ@O FUCK im so HOT, I'M GONNA--
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|Get some ice then!.. You're going to what? God, you make no sense.
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128 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2008-02-28 21:44 ID:c8S/llRI

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129 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2008-03-12 01:42 ID:grn+dTLe



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