[Mother's Day] J( 'ー`)し Ka-chan Thread [Mother's Day] (20)

1 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-05-08 11:49 ID:WZa00QBU

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┃              【Mom】            .┃
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┃      If you see your mother today,      .┃
┃       please be dutiful to her        ..┃
┃     for as long as she is still alive!      ..┃
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http://aa5.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/kao/1114690116/
http://4-ch.net/ascii/kareha.pl/1112629846/19

2 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-05-08 11:58 ID:WZa00QBU

J( 'ー`)し It's so good to see you, son! How are you doing in college?

(`Д)   Gee, mom. I already e-mailed you about that. Didn't you read it?

J( 'ー`)し I am sorry. Your mother is not very good at this modern technology stuff...

(`Д)   You make me feel bad if you don't e-mail back, yknow?

J( 'ー`)し I am sorry. I hope you are at least eating regularly and that you are doing well in school!

(`Д)   What does that have to do with...

J( 'ー`)し If you need any money, I could send you some. Or maybe I can help you getting a job?

(`Д)   You're really obtrusy and obscure, mom!!!

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3 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-05-08 14:26 ID:Heaven

A Typical "Mother's Day"...

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That lazy bitch!

4 Name: ('A`) 2005-06-17 12:02 ID:mewI7EBy

('A`) manndokuse,ikirunomanndokuse
マ ン ドク セ、イキ ル ノ マ ンド ク セ

5 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-06-17 14:38 ID:Heaven

>>4

Translate into English!

6 Name: ('A`) 2005-06-17 20:16 ID:mewI7EBy

sorry I am japanese I can not write Engrish

まぁ 記念カキコ

I Love 2ch&4ch!

7 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-06-18 04:44 ID:6Ear9FuN

hahahah >>2 is awesome!!!

8 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-06-18 11:51 ID:3MI/s+5q

ikiru no wa mendokusai? What's mandokuse?

9 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-06-21 06:43 ID:Heaven

>>8
面倒くさい(mendoukusai)=It is troublesome.
生き(てい)るのは面倒くさい=It is troublesome to have lived.

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10 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-07-05 22:27 ID:xKDq3EZn

I got some email from my mother in succession of 5 minutes each.

The first
Subject: No Subject
The text: How are you? Because your mom has changed her
telephone adress, I thought I should tell you.


The second
Subject: No Subject
The text: E-mail a little while ago is from mom..

The third
Subject: No Subject
The text: mom is your mother.


Telephone number?

('A`)

11 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-07-06 05:11 ID:BqBTbDJZ

>>10
"mom is your mother"? did she say "okaa" or "haha", or something stranger?

telephone number is the more common phrase.

12 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-07-06 06:11 ID:Heaven

>>11
I was in a hurry. The term that was used was the same (母さん) but I thought it would've been too awkward to translate it with "mother" all the time, so I used "mom" instead - except for the part where she explains who she is in relation to the adressee of the email recipient.
Also, I haven't noticed that I had used "telephone adress" once and" telephone number" later on until I posted the thing. I would've used "telephone number" if I had.

13 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-08-02 10:41 ID:6BgjPeB3

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                     :: ヴーン      
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                     ::  /\:\   TAKESHI, I am your ka-chan
  ヴーン  .( '∀`)          :: J('ー` )し:/:|
:::::::::::::::::::::=/"”⌒”゙ア        タ「:::~::⌒::/::ヽ   
      ん____リ____ゞ         l:: | :: | :: l:::ゝ    







             ::: キーン :::         
            .  :::人:::    _  
             く ::: > /\:::\   Join me, and together we can rule the 2ch as ka-chan and son 
        .( '∀`) :::  ::: J('ー` }::/:|    
       /⌒”"7〆    ヾ√:::⌒::ヾ::ヽ   
       ん _____ノu.ゞ     ヽ::\::\::ヽ:ゝ

14 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-08-02 10:44 ID:6BgjPeB3

                      J('ー` )し
                      ○旦⊂)
            ヽ('∀`)ノ____(_(__つ_
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            /__/┌ヾ:::│:::::::::::::::::::::::::::│
           ┼┬┬]ノ┴丿::│:::::::::::::::::::::::::::|
            ヽ─イ┴┘◎≡∩─二二─∩
           / / Uソゞ  ヾUソソ   ヾUソ
          ・ ・   ‖|   ‖|::|     ‖|
         ・ ・    ‖|   ‖|::)    #)
        ・ ・     #)   #):|    ‖|
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                ∩)   ∩)]    [口=]
               [口二] [凵二]

15 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-08-02 10:45 ID:6BgjPeB3

fixed (i think?):

I got some emails from my mother in succession of 5 minutes each.

The first
Subject: No Subject
The text: How are you? Because your mom has changed her
telephone number, I thought I should tell you.


The second
Subject: No Subject
The text: E-mail a little while ago is from mom...

The third
Subject: No Subject
The text: mom is YOUR mom.


Telephone number?

('A`)

16 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2005-12-18 05:13 ID:Heaven

J( 'ー`)し  Dear Nida, your allowance is $300 million economic aid

<丶`Д´>  You fuckin' Jap, I demand reparations in addition to that!

J( 'ー`)し  $200 million long-term loan by the government as well

<丶`Д´>  That isn't enough, shitty waenom!

J( 'ー`)し  $300 million low-interest loan from private businesses too

<丶`Д´>  Pay additional money on individual basis too, chokpali!!

J( 'ー`)し  Let's go to International Court of Justice about the Islet

<丶`Д´>  I refuse to go, greedy bitch! Everything is mine!!

J( 'ー`)し  My Nida, sorry I did not love you enough

<#`Д´>  Unacceptable! I demand written apology!!

J(; 'ー`)し  Okay, here is the written apology:
        ttp://www.mofa.go.jp/region/asia-paci/korea/joint9810.html

<丶`Д´>  Show real sincerity, kneel down and bang head on the ground!

J(# 'ー`)し  …

J( 'ー`)し   Nida, this is Mr. Sam, he protects you

( ´_⊃`)   Freedom and democracy, equality and human rights

<丶`Д´>   Go home bastard, MacArthur's the devil, I demand reperations!

(#´⊇`)  Then my Army will be withdrawn from the peninsula, bye

< ;`Д´>   ...

<丶`Д´>   Aigo!

(  `ハ´)   (Nida has not changed for millenia... meknows him the best)

17 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V 2006-02-21 12:04 ID:cwAf7ZC4

Saved from /tv/:

J( 'ー`)しmom (1)
1 Name: Couch Potato 2006-02-21 03:59 ID:ZwjXt7ZK [Del]

J( 'ー`)し hello JacK. I'm E-mailing now.

(`Д)   noisy. please die. Don't mail for me or kill you.

J( 'ー`)し SOlly, mOm Sent tHe mail FIRst time, solly.

(`Д)   noisy-fuckyou-die.

J( 'ー`)し I transferRed MOnEy. Please usE Carefully. DO you have ENougH Food?

(`Д)   fuck the bitch, need U die.

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         o
         ゚ 

 †       ('A`)mom..........
 mom's       << )
Grave

18 Name: shit : 2006-12-15 04:58 ID:Q+HtC0y8

shit

19 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2007-03-09 16:43 ID:KrRn/xoV

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    |  You returned ten years later of now or 20 years later or 50 years later.
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20 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2007-03-12 20:05 ID:UORQN6h2

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