The Baggage Checkin Thread! (Fill in the Balloons) (44)

1 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-03-24 17:20 ID:RJwQ4sTr

| 
 \___ ________________________
       ∨ | 
         |
         |
         |
          \_ _____________________
            ∨
          ∧_∧         ∧∧    ./ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          (´∀` )        (゚Д゚,,)  < 
  | ̄ ̄ ̄|\_(_   )| ̄ ̄ ̄|\ ⊂_|____ \_____________
  |航空券| ∧_∧ ̄ ̄..|手荷物|   ̄     ________
  |___|(     )__|___|______|0.00kg|. /|
 |       ( ○  ).                     | | __
 |       | | | .JAL GLOBAL CLUB CHECK-IN│/    /
 |      (_(_) .Dream Skyward.           |/___/

2 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-03-24 17:30 ID:XMhg34e8

| I have hardcore porn and drugs and loaded guns in my bags.
| Will that be a problem?
 \___ ________________________
       ∨ | 
         | Not at all!
         |
         |
          \_ _____________________
            ∨
          ∧_∧         ∧∧    ./ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          (´∀` )        (゚Д゚,,)  < I like boobies!
  | ̄ ̄ ̄|\_(_   )| ̄ ̄ ̄|\ ⊂_|____ \_____________
  |航空券| ∧_∧ ̄ ̄..|手荷物|   ̄     ________
  |___|(     )__|___|______|0.00kg|. /|
 |       ( ○  ).                     | | __
 |       | | | .JAL GLOBAL CLUB CHECK-IN│/    /
 |      (_(_) .Dream Skyward.           |/___/

3 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-03-24 21:48 ID:RJwQ4sTr

| No, I haven't left my bags unattended. They've been with me at all times
 \___ ________________________
       ∨ | That's very important, sir. You never can tell who
         | might be tampering with your precious belongings
         | or trying to smuggle nefarious items onto the plane.
         |
          \_ _____________________
            ∨
          ∧_∧         ∧∧    ./ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          (´∀` )        (゚Д゚,,)  < Hey, you can only check one snake.
  | ̄ ̄ ̄|\_(_   )| ̄ ̄ ̄|\ ⊂_|____ \_____________
  |航空券| ∧_∧ ̄ ̄..|手荷物|   ̄     ________
  |___|(     )__|___|______|0.00kg|. /|
 |       ( ○  ).                     | | __
 |       | | | .JAL GLOBAL CLUB CHECK-IN│/    /
 |      (_(_) .Dream Skyward.           |/___/

4 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-03-24 23:29 ID:ny26dX8q

| I have a meating to get to
 \___ ________________________
       ∨ | Ok we will just check what you got there in
         | that bag of yours , then you can go.
         |
         |
          \_ _____________________
            ∨
          ∧_∧         ∧∧    ./ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          (´∀` )        (゚Д゚,,)  < O shi he's a /b fag
  | ̄ ̄ ̄|\_(_   )| ̄ ̄ ̄|\ ⊂_|____ \_____________
  |航空券| ∧_∧ ̄ ̄..|手荷物|   ̄     ________
  |___|(     )__|___|______|0.00kg|. /|
 |       ( ○  ).                     | | __
 |       | | | .JAL GLOBAL CLUB CHECK-IN│/    /
 |      (_(_) .Dream Skyward.           |/___/

5 Name: Anonymous : 2006-03-25 08:42 ID:SO0gXiFf

|  I don't have any bags!
 \___ ________________________
       ∨ | 
         | Yeah, I meant your mommybags. Put em up there.
         |   I need to uh... check em.
         |
          \_ _____________________
            ∨
          ∧_∧         ∧∧    ./ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          (´∀` )        (゚Д゚,,)  <  I knew we shouldn't have hired him off the
  | ̄ ̄ ̄|\_(_   )| ̄ ̄ ̄|\ ⊂_|____ \_street...__________
  |航空券| ∧_∧ ̄ ̄..|手荷物|   ̄     ________
  |___|(     )__|___|______|0.00kg|. /|
 |       ( ○  ).                     | | __
 |       | | | .JAL GLOBAL CLUB CHECK-IN│/    /
 |      (_(_) .Dream Skyward.           |/___/

6 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-03-25 08:53 ID:YKMhjqWc

| 私のおっぱいは韓国のではありません。
 \___ ________________________
       ∨ | 
         |
         |かわいいですね。
         |
          \_ _____________________
            ∨
          ∧_∧         ∧∧    ./ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          (´∀` )        (゚Д゚;)  < ホリー フック それは ゆこりんです!
  | ̄ ̄ ̄|\_(_   )| ̄ ̄ ̄|\ ⊂_|____ \_____________
  |航空券| ∧_∧ ̄ ̄..|手荷物|   ̄     ________
  |___|(     )__|___|______|6.66kg|. /|
 |       ( ○  ).                     | | __
 |       | | | .JAL GLOBAL CLUB CHECK-IN│/    /
 |      (_(_) .Dream Skyward.           |/___/

7 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-03-25 15:58 ID:hhlj4JkY

| I really have to complain about that full-body cavity search...
 \___ ________________________
       ∨ | 
         | Sir, this is a special service that we can provide you!
         | Our cavity searches are far more thorough than the competiton's.
         |
          \_ _____________________
            ∨
          ∧_∧         ∧∧    ./ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          (´∀` )        (゚Д゚,,)  <  Signed for truth!
  | ̄ ̄ ̄|\_(_   )| ̄ ̄ ̄|\ ⊂_|____ \_____________
  |航空券| ∧_∧ ̄ ̄..|手荷物|   ̄     ________
  |___|(     )__|___|______|0.00kg|. /|
 |       ( ○  ).                     | | __
 |       | | | .JAL GLOBAL CLUB CHECK-IN│/    /
 |      (_(_) .Dream Skyward.           |/___/

8 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-03-27 22:04 ID:BG40cXAz

| BUGGER
 \___ ________________________
       ∨ | 
         |what?
         |
         |
          \_ _____________________
            ∨
          ∧_∧         ∧∧    ./ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          (´∀` )        (゚Д゚,,)  <oh god not this guy again 
  | ̄ ̄ ̄|\_(_   )| ̄ ̄ ̄|\ ⊂_|____ \_____________
  |航空券| ∧_∧ ̄ ̄..|手荷物|   ̄     ________
  |___|(     )__|___|______|0.00kg|. /|
 |       ( ○  ).                     | | __
 |       | | | .JAL GLOBAL CLUB CHECK-IN│/    /
 |      (_(_) .Dream Skyward.           |/___/

9 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-03-28 18:11 ID:RJwQ4sTr

| Something is wrong here. I requested nude stewardesses.
 \___ ________________________
       ∨ | 
         |I'm sorry, sir, but you don't have enough miles to quality
         |for nude stewardesses! Either you'll have to settle for
         |scantily clad, or you can purchase additional miles.
          \_ _____________________
            ∨
          ∧_∧         ∧∧    ./ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          (´∀` )        (゚Д゚;)  < Spend the money! It's worth every penny!
  | ̄ ̄ ̄|\_(_   )| ̄ ̄ ̄|\ ⊂_|____ \_____________
  |航空券| ∧_∧ ̄ ̄..|手荷物|   ̄     ________
  |___|(     )__|___|______|6.66kg|. /|
 |       ( ○  ).                     | | __
 |       | | | .JAL GLOBAL CLUB CHECK-IN│/    /
 |      (_(_) .Dream Skyward.           |/___/

10 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-03-29 02:09 ID:4zUk/6RU

| Will you pose for my porn pictures?
 \___ ________________________
       ∨ | 
         |Of course.
         |
         |
          \_ _____________________
            ∨
          ∧_∧         ∧∧    ./ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          (´∀` )        (゚Д゚;)  < Ooh! I'm gonna watch!
  | ̄ ̄ ̄|\_(_   )| ̄ ̄ ̄|\ ⊂_|____ \_____________
  |航空券| ∧_∧ ̄ ̄..|手荷物|   ̄     ________
  |___|(     )__|___|______|0.00kg|. /|
 |       ( ○  ).                     | | __
 |       | | | .JAL GLOBAL CLUB CHECK-IN│/    /
 |      (_(_) .Dream Skyward.           |/___/

11 Name: yuri!KNs1o0VDv6 : 2006-03-29 11:26 ID:3uvrMC0k

| PORNO
 \___ ________________________
       ∨ | 
         |GRAPH
         |
         |
          \_ _____________________
            ∨
          ∧_∧         ∧∧    ./ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          (´∀` )        (゚Д゚,,)  <errrr statistics! 
  | ̄ ̄ ̄|\_(_   )| ̄ ̄ ̄|\ ⊂_|____ \_____________
  |航空券| ∧_∧ ̄ ̄..|手荷物|   ̄     ________
  |___|(     )__|___|______|0.00kg|. /|
 |       ( ○  ).                     | | __
 |       | | | .JAL GLOBAL CLUB CHECK-IN│/    /
 |      (_(_) .Dream Skyward.           |/___/

12 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-03-29 11:34 ID:GnRYBnpd

| I have a box cutter here, is that a problem?
 \___ ________________________
       ∨ | 
         |We'll have to take that, but there is a store here where you can buy another
         |
         |
          \_ _____________________
            ∨
          ∧_∧         ∧∧    ./ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          (´∀` )        (゚Д゚,,)  <I always bring my collection with me
  | ̄ ̄ ̄|\_(_   )| ̄ ̄ ̄|\ ⊂_|____ \_____________
  |航空券| ∧_∧ ̄ ̄..|手荷物|   ̄     ________
  |___|(     )__|___|______|0.00kg|. /|
 |       ( ○  ).                     | | __
 |       | | | .JAL GLOBAL CLUB CHECK-IN│/    /
 |      (_(_) .Dream Skyward.           |/___/

13 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-03-29 15:07 ID:YKMhjqWc










14 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-04-03 20:41 ID:RJwQ4sTr

| Can I get a half-price ticket if I just want to jump out of the plane over the Pacific?
 \___ ________________________
       ∨ | 
         |I'm sorry, sir. No discounts for that, but you can always
         |give the remaining portion of your flight to someone else.
         |
          \_ _____________________
            ∨
          ∧_∧         ∧∧    ./ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          (´∀` )        (゚Д゚,,)  <Like the demon on the wing!
  | ̄ ̄ ̄|\_(_   )| ̄ ̄ ̄|\ ⊂_|____ \_____________
  |航空券| ∧_∧ ̄ ̄..|手荷物|   ̄     ________
  |___|(     )__|___|______|0.00kg|. /|
 |       ( ○  ).                     | | __
 |       | | | .JAL GLOBAL CLUB CHECK-IN│/    /
 |      (_(_) .Dream Skyward.           |/___/

15 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-05-08 23:06 ID:QYi1Jnl/

| I only carry small luggage, I see no sense in this search..
 \___ ________________________
       ∨ |Its merely standard procedure sir..
         |Lets see, some underwear, socks.. and a pair
         | Mittens..

          \_ _____________________
            ∨
          ∧_∧         ∧∧    ./ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          (´∀` )       (゚ ヮ゚,,)<MITTENS 
  | ̄ ̄ ̄|\_(_   )| ̄ ̄ ̄|\ ⊂_|____ \_____________
  |航空券| ∧_∧ ̄ ̄..|手荷物|   ̄     ________
  |___|(     )__|___|______|0.00kg|. /|
 |       ( ○  ).                     | | __
 |       | | | .JAL GLOBAL CLUB CHECK-IN│/    /
 |      (_(_) .Dream Skyward.           |/___/

16 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-05-11 22:35 ID:61WTx2Uk

| Why am I always chosen for secondary security screening?
 \___ ________________________
       ∨ | 
         | Our xrays cannot pierce your abundant pubes.
         |
          \_ _____________________
            ∨
          ∧_∧         ∧∧    ./ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          (´∀` )        (゚Д゚,,)  <Consider a Brazilian!
  | ̄ ̄ ̄|\_(_   )| ̄ ̄ ̄|\ ⊂_|____ \_____________
  |航空券| ∧_∧ ̄ ̄..|手荷物|   ̄     ________
  |___|(     )__|___|______|0.00kg|. /|
 |       ( ○  ).                     | | __
 |       | | | .JAL GLOBAL CLUB CHECK-IN│/    /
 |      (_(_) .Dream Skyward.           |/___/

17 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-05-12 19:11 ID:5KoWwePo

| Main screen turn on?
 \___ ________________________
       ∨ | 
         | What happen.
         |
          \_ _____________________
            ∨
          ∧_∧         ∧∧    ./ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          (´∀` )        (゚Д゚,,)  <Shit! Not this again.
  | ̄ ̄ ̄|\_(_   )| ̄ ̄ ̄|\ ⊂_|____ \_____________
  |航空券| ∧_∧ ̄ ̄..|手荷物|   ̄     ________
  |___|(     )__|___|______|0.00kg|. /|
 |       ( ○  ).                     | | __
 |       | | | .JAL GLOBAL CLUB CHECK-IN│/    /
 |      (_(_) .Dream Skyward.           |/___/

18 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-05-19 09:34 ID:cX2xZqHl

| How long does this flight last?
 \___ ________________________
       ∨ | 
         | Smoking or non smoking sir?
         |
          \_ _____________________
            ∨
          ∧_∧         ∧∧    ./ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          (´∀` )        (゚Д゚,,)  <Shit! Punchline doesn't fit!
  | ̄ ̄ ̄|\_(_   )| ̄ ̄ ̄|\ ⊂_|____ \_____________
  |航空券| ∧_∧ ̄ ̄..|手荷物|   ̄     ________
  |___|(     )__|___|______|0.00kg|. /|
 |       ( ○  ).                     | | __
 |       | | | .JAL GLOBAL CLUB CHECK-IN│/    /
 |      (_(_) .Dream Skyward.           |/___/

19 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-05-21 20:50 ID:Heaven

| What do you call a blonde standing on her head?
 \___ ________________________
       ∨ | 
         | Uh, a cheerleader?
         |
          \_ _____________________
            ∨
          ∧_∧         ∧∧    ./ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          (´∀` )        (゚Д゚,,)  <A brunette with bad breath. HA!
  | ̄ ̄ ̄|\_(_   )| ̄ ̄ ̄|\ ⊂_|____ \_____________
  |航空券| ∧_∧ ̄ ̄..|手荷物|   ̄     ________
  |___|(     )__|___|______|0.00kg|. /|
 |       ( ○  ).                     | | __
 |       | | | .JAL GLOBAL CLUB CHECK-IN│/    /
 |      (_(_) .Dream Skyward.           |/___/

20 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2007-01-02 14:08 ID:rSj7Y3vx

| O RLY?
 \___ ________________________
       ∨ | 
         |YA RLY.
         |
         |
          \_ _____________________
            ∨
          ∧_∧         ∧∧    / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          (´∀` )      (゚Д゚,,)  < FUCKING BUMPED.
  | ̄ ̄ ̄|\_(_   )| ̄ ̄ ̄|\ ⊂_|____ \_____________
  |航空券| ∧_∧ ̄ ̄..|手荷物|   ̄     ________
  |___|(     )__|___|______|0.00kg|. /|
 |       ( ○  ).                     | | __
 |       | | | .JAL GLOBAL CLUB CHECK-IN│/    /
 |      (_(_) .Dream Skyward.           |/___/

21 Name: fgdfds : 2007-01-02 16:18 ID:elz0NJyo

| G'day, mate. Methinks, I need waffers. Lot of waffers.
 \___ ________________________
       ∨ | 
         | Sir, our space shuttle won't be able to lift off with several tons of your shit onboard.
         | Shall I take some for the company?
         |
          \_ _____________________
            ∨
          ∧_∧         ∧∧    ./ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          (´∀` )        (゚Д゚,,)  < Huston, have a problem
  | ̄ ̄ ̄|\_(_   )| ̄ ̄ ̄|\ ⊂_|____ \_____________
  |航空券| ∧_∧ ̄ ̄..|手荷物|   ̄     ________
  |___|(     )__|___|______|10^29kg|. /|
 |       ( ○  ).                     | | __
 |       | |*| .JAL GLOBAL CLUB CHECK-IN│/ *** /
 |      (_(_) .Dream Skyward.           |/___/

22 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2007-01-10 02:18 ID:SfjHiwtU

| G'day, mate. Methinks, I need waffers. Lot of waffers.
 \___ ________________________
       ∨ | 
         | Sir, our space shuttle won't be able to lift off with several tons of your shit onboard.
         | Shall I take some for the company?
         |
          \_ _____________________
            ∨
          ∧_∧         ∧∧    ./ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          (´∀` )        (゚Д゚,,)  < Huston, have a problem
  | ̄ ̄ ̄|\_(_   )| ̄ ̄ ̄|\ ⊂_|____ \_____________
  |航空券| ∧_∧ ̄ ̄..|手荷物|   ̄     ________
  |___|(     )__|___|______|10^29kg|. /|
 |       ( ○  ).                     | | __
 |       | |*| .JAL GLOBAL CLUB CHECK-IN│/ *** /
 |      (_(_) .Dream Skyward.           |/___/

23 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2007-01-25 21:31 ID:JnLAbv6V

|  watashi watashi wa watashi ga watashi wa sono mono
 \___ ________________________
       ∨ | 
         | I see that you are American. Please follow me
         | to the special room prapared for you.
         |
          \_ _____________________
            ∨
          ∧_∧         ∧∧    ./ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          (´∀` )        (゚Д゚,,)  <  uh oh. 
  | ̄ ̄ ̄|\_(_   )| ̄ ̄ ̄|\ ⊂_|____ \_____________
  |航空券| ∧_∧ ̄ ̄..|手荷物|   ̄     ________
  |___|(     )__|___|______|0.00kg|. /|
 |       ( ○  ).                     | | __
 |       | | | .JAL GLOBAL CLUB CHECK-IN│/    /
 |      (_(_) .Dream Skyward.     

24 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2007-01-26 01:53 ID:bRZ++cI1

| Why am I here?
 \___ ________________________
       ∨ | 
         | Your life is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation
         | inherent to the programming of the matrix. You are the eventuality
         | of an anomaly, which despite my sincerest efforts I have been
         | unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of
         | mathematical precision. While it remains a burden to sedulously avoid
         | it, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control.
         | Which has led you, inexorably, here.
          \_ _____________________
            ∨
          ∧_∧         ∧∧    ./ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          (´∀` )        (゚Д゚,,)  < You haven't answered his question.
  | ̄ ̄ ̄|\_(_   )| ̄ ̄ ̄|\ ⊂_|____ \_____________
  |航空券| ∧_∧ ̄ ̄..|手荷物|   ̄     ________
  |___|(     )__|___|______|0.00kg|. /|
 |       ( ○  ).                     | | __
 |       | | | .JAL GLOBAL CLUB CHECK-IN│/    /
 |      (_(_) .Dream Skyward.           |/___/

25 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2007-01-26 10:29 ID:JnLAbv6V

 | How can I help you?
 \___ ________________________
       ∨ | 
         | I'd like to check in my baggage.
          \_ _____________________
            ∨
          ∧_∧         ∧∧    / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          (´∀` )        (゚Д゚,,)  < This feel strange.
  | ̄ ̄ ̄|\_(_   )| ̄ ̄ ̄|\ ⊂_|____ \_____________
  |航空券| ∧_∧ ̄ ̄..|手荷物|   ̄     ________
  |___|(     )__|___|______|0.00kg|. /|
 |       ( ○  ).                      | .| __
 |       | | | JAL GLOBAL CLUB CHECK-IN│/    /
 |      (_(_) .Dream Skyward.           |/___/

26 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2007-01-26 23:13 ID:6ray1u0M

 | Hi, I'm here to check in.
 \___ ________________________
       ∨ | 
         | Sorry, but I do not understand or speak English.
          \_ _____________________
            ∨
          ∧_∧         ∧∧    / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          (´∀` )        (゚Д゚,,)  < Fucking gaijin.
  | ̄ ̄ ̄|\_(_   )| ̄ ̄ ̄|\ ⊂_|____ \_____________
  |航空券| ∧_∧ ̄ ̄..|手荷物|   ̄     ________
  |___|(     )__|___|______|0.00kg|. /|
 |       ( ○  ).                      | .| __
 |       | | | JAL GLOBAL CLUB CHECK-IN│/    /
 |      (_(_) .Dream Skyward.           |/___/

27 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2007-01-27 16:28 ID:7q+2aO8Z

 | Hello, I am bringing my students on a field trip.
 \___ ________________________
       ∨ | 
         | O-k O-k! (So many...)
          \_ _____________________
            ∨
          ∧_∧         ∧∧    / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          (´∀` ;;)        (゚Д゚,,)  < That'll be 1,000 USD per student!
  | ̄ ̄ ̄|\_(_   )| ̄ ̄ ̄|\ ⊂_|____ \_____________
  |航空券| ∧_∧ ̄ ̄..|手荷物|   ̄     ________
  |___|(     )__|___|______|0.00kg|. /|
 |       ( ○  ).                      | .| __
 |       | | | JAL GLOBAL CLUB CHECK-IN│/    /
 |      (_(_) .Dream Skyward.           |/___/
 ___∧ ∧___∧ ∧___ ∧ ∧__ ∧ ∧___| ̄
      (  ∧ ∧__ (  ∧ ∧__(    ∧ ∧__(   ∧ ∧ 
   〜(_( ∧ ∧(  (  ∧ ∧_ (  ∧ ∧_ (  ∧ ∧
     〜(_(   ,,)〜(_(   ,,)〜(_(   ,,)〜(_(   )  
       〜(___ノ  〜(___ノ   〜(___ノ   〜(___ノ

28 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2007-01-31 17:27 ID:AMMEl2T5

 | Hello, I am bringing my students on a field trip.
 \___ ________________________
       ∨ | 
         | O-k O-k! (So many...)
          \_ _____________________
            ∨
          ∧_∧         ∧∧    / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          (´∀` ;;)        (゚Д゚,,)  < That'll be 1,000 USD per student!
  | ̄ ̄ ̄|\_(_   )| ̄ ̄ ̄|\ ⊂_|____ \_____________
  |航空券| ∧_∧ ̄ ̄..|手荷物|   ̄     ________
  |___|(     )__|___|______|0.00kg|. /|
 |       ( ○  ).                      | .| __
 |       | | | JAL GLOBAL CLUB CHECK-IN│/    /
 |      (_(_) .Dream Skyward.           |/___/
 ___∧ ∧___∧ ∧___ ∧ ∧__ ∧ ∧___| ̄
      (  ∧ ∧__ (  ∧ ∧__(    ∧ ∧__(   ∧ ∧ 
   〜(_( ∧ ∧(  (  ∧ ∧_ (  ∧ ∧_ (  ∧ ∧
     〜(_(   ,,)〜(_(   ,,)〜(_(   ,,)〜(_(   )  
       〜(___ノ  〜(___ノ   〜(___ノ   〜(___ノ

29 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2007-01-31 21:24 ID:AMMEl2T5

| Hey, do you allow lolis on the plane?
 \___ ________________________
       ∨ | Yes, but we charge.
         |
         |
         |
          \_ _____________________
            ∨
          ∧_∧         ∧∧    ./ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          (´∀` )        (゚Д゚,,)  < OH LAWD!!!
  | ̄ ̄ ̄|\_(_   )| ̄ ̄ ̄|\ ⊂_|____ \_____________
  |航空券| ∧_∧ ̄ ̄..|手荷物|   ̄     ________
  |___|(     )__|___|______|0.00kg|. /|
 |       ( ○  ).                     | | __
 |       | | | .JAL GLOBAL CLUB CHECK-IN│/    /
 |      (_(_) .Dream Skyward.           |/___/






| How much?
 \___ ________________________
       ∨ | 
         | About 50 more USD.
         |
         |
          \_ _____________________
            ∨
          ∧_∧         ∧∧    ./ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          (´∀` )        (゚Д゚,,)  < fapfapfapfapfap
  | ̄ ̄ ̄|\_(_   )| ̄ ̄ ̄|\ ⊂_|____ \_____________
  |航空券| ∧_∧ ̄ ̄..|手荷物|   ̄     ________
  |___|(     )__|___|______|0.00kg|. /|
 |       ( ○  ).                     | | __
 |       | | | .JAL GLOBAL CLUB CHECK-IN│/    /
 |      (_(_) .Dream Skyward.           |/___/

30 Name: = _ = : 2007-02-02 02:38 ID:Heaven

 | It is a slightly heavy load, but asks.
 \___ ________________________
       ∨ |
         | Check-in of a B52 is another counter.
         |
          \_ _____________________
            ∨
          ∧_∧         ∧∧   ./ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          (´∀` )        (゚Д゚,,) < This fellow is a reporter of the Mainichi Shinbun!
  | ̄ ̄ ̄|\_(_   )| ̄ ̄ ̄|\ ⊂_|__ \________________
  |航空券| ∧_∧ ̄ ̄..|手荷物|   ̄     ________
  |___|(     )__|___|______|0.00kg|. /|
 |       ( ○  ).                     | | __
 |       | | | .JAL GLOBAL CLUB CHECK-IN│/    /
 |      (_(_) .Dream Skyward.           |/___/
:             'ヾ:、__,..-‐‐:、、,へ.........._
                    く '´::::::::::::::::ヽ  
                     /0:::::::::,:::::::::::::',  
                  =  {o:::::::::::::::::::::::::::}  
                    ':,::::::::::::::::::::::::丿 
                 =   ヽ、__;;;;::/  
                   "~      

31 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2007-02-02 06:48 ID:nppnPNKA


| I'd like to fly to Saitama, please
 \___ ________________________
       ∨ | 
         | Saitama doesn't have an airport
          \_ _____________________
            ∨
          ∧_∧         ∧∧    ./ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          (´∀` )        (゚Д゚,,)  < What about that plane that landed there yesterday?
  | ̄ ̄ ̄|\_(_   )| ̄ ̄ ̄|\ ⊂_|____ \_____________
  |航空券| ∧_∧ ̄ ̄..|手荷物|   ̄     ________
  |___|(     )__|___|______|0.00kg|. /|
 |       ( ○  ).                     | | __
 |       | | | .JAL GLOBAL CLUB CHECK-IN│/    /
 |      (_(_) .Dream Skyward.           |/___/

32 Name: = _ = : 2007-02-02 07:43 ID:Heaven

 | Please carry my important doll.  Though it's big, it's light.
 \___ ________________________
       ∨ |
         | One more ticket for a your wife is necessary.
          \_ _____________________
            ∨
          ∧_∧         ∧∧   ./ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          (´∀` )        (゚Д゚,,) < Chief, it will become a carry-on in a plane.
  | ̄ ̄ ̄|\_(_   )| ̄ ̄ ̄|\ ⊂_|__ \________________
  |航空券| ∧_∧ ̄ ̄..|手荷物|   ̄     ________
  |___|(     )__|___|______|0.00kg|. /|
 |       ( ○  ).                     | | __
 |       | | | .JAL GLOBAL CLUB CHECK-IN│/    /
 |      (_(_) .Dream Skyward.           |/___/
                      88彡ミ8。
                     8ノ/ノ^^ヾ8。
                      |(| ◎、◎||
                     从ゝ__○_.从
                      /     \
                     〈 ( ゜  ゜) 〉
                      ヽl   , lノ
                     ('ヽ( ⌒Y )つ
                      ヽ、____人__ノ

33 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2007-02-11 21:14 ID:JnLAbv6V

! | What is this?? I have a very important meeting in 2 hours !
 \___ ________________________
       ∨ |
..          | Sorry, we're closed.
         \_ ._____________________
            ∨
          ∧_∧         ∧∧   ./ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          (´∀` )        (゚Д゚,,) < .we actually ran out of planes.
  | ̄ ̄ ̄|\_(_   )| ̄ ̄ ̄|\ ⊂_|__ \________________
  |Closed.| ∧_∧ ̄ ̄..|Closed.|   ̄     ________
  |___|(     )__|___|______|0.00kg|. /|
  |      ( ○  ).                    | | __
  |      | | | .JAL GLOBAL CLUB CHECK-IN│./     /
  |     (_(_) .Dream Skyward.           |/___/

34 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2007-02-12 06:43 ID:fHFIBqkB

! | What's that you're plugging in to your computer? !
 \___ ________________________
       ∨ |
..          | It's a USB line, I'll show you later.
         \_ ._____________________
            ∨
          ∧_∧         ∧∧   ./ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          (´∀` )        (゚Д゚,,) < .wait, wtf?.
  | ̄ ̄ ̄|\_(_   )| ̄ ̄ ̄|\ ⊂_|__ \________________
  |Closed.| ∧_∧ ̄ ̄..|Closed.|   ̄     ________
  |___|(     )__|___|______|0.00kg|. /|
  |      ( ○  ).                    | | __
  |      | | | .JAL GLOBAL CLUB CHECK-IN│./     /
  |     (_(_) .Dream Skyward.           |/___/

35 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2007-02-13 06:44 ID:2ccel7zO

^
|
In case you don't know the origin of that meme: http://wikichan.org/wiki/USB_Line

36 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2007-02-22 21:33 ID:UBML8hBY

 | Hi, I'd like to dream skyward.
 \___ ________________________
       ∨ |
         | I see. Sir, can I ask you just this. WTF R U TALKING 'BOUT?
          \_ _____________________
            ∨
          ∧_∧         ∧∧   ./ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          (´∀` )        (゚Д゚,,) < Chief, 'tis another crackpot!
  | ̄ ̄ ̄|\_(_   )| ̄ ̄ ̄|\ ⊂_|__ \________________
  |航空券| ∧_∧ ̄ ̄..|手荷物|   ̄     ________
  |___|(     )__|___|______|0.00kg|. /|
 |       ( ○  ).                     | | __
 |       | | | .JAL GLOBAL CLUB CHECK-IN│/    /
 |      (_(_) .Dream Skyward.           |/___/

37 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2007-02-24 22:14 ID:nppnPNKA

 | Hey, I've got my jukebox money
 \___ ________________________
       ∨ |
         | So you're heading to the love shack?
          \_ _____________________
            ∨
          ∧_∧         ∧∧   ./ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          (´∀` )        (゚Д゚,,) < The sign says: stay away fool 'cause love rules at the love shack
  | ̄ ̄ ̄|\_(_   )| ̄ ̄ ̄|\ ⊂_|__ \________________
  |航空券| ∧_∧ ̄ ̄..|手荷物|   ̄     ________
  |___|(     )__|___|______|0.00kg|. /|
 |       ( ○  ).                     | | __
 |       | | | .JAL GLOBAL CLUB CHECK-IN│/    /
 |      (_(_) .Dream Skyward.           |/___/

38 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2007-02-24 22:24 ID:Heaven

lol B-52 ticket purchase.

39 Name: = 。= : 2007-02-26 01:33 ID:Heaven


 | What walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2legs in the afternoon & 3 legs in the evening?
 \___ _______________________________
       ∨ |
         | A special price needs a companion of a pet.
          \_ _____________________
            ∨
          ∧_∧         ∧∧   ./ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          (´∀` )        (゚Д゚,,) < You are murdered unless you answer a question properly.
  | ̄ ̄ ̄|\_(_   )| ̄ ̄ ̄|\ ⊂_|__ \______________________
  |航空券| ∧_∧ ̄ ̄..|手荷物|   ̄     ________
  |___|(     )__|___|______|0.00kg|. /|
 |       ( ○  ).                     | | __
 |       | | | .JAL GLOBAL CLUB CHECK-IN│/    /
 |      (_(_) .Dream Skyward. ___     |/___/
                       /i_¶____il\__
                       //Φ Φi_|   ヽ
                      /人 Д /,,_|.    i
                       て,,,Шて,,_ノて_人

40 Name: = 。= : 2007-02-26 02:21 ID:Heaven

 | He is still 3 years old, it is a child companion rate OK?.
 \___ _______________________________
       ∨ |
         | The export of ivory is prohibited by Washington Convention.
          \_ _____________________
            ∨
          ∧_∧          ∧∧   ./ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          (´∀` )        (゚Д゚,,) < had better not anger him here.
  | ̄ ̄ ̄|\_(_   )| ̄ ̄ ̄|\ ⊂_|__ \_____________
  |航空券| ∧_∧ ̄ ̄..|手荷物|   ̄     ________
  |___|(     )__|___|______|0.00kg|. /|
 |       ( ○  ).                     | | __
 |       | | | .JAL GLOBAL CLUB CHECK-IN│/    /
 |      (_(_) .Dream Skyward.           |/___/
                                       
                        _,ィ'''ー-、,_ _,,,.-‐‐'''""`'''ー-、,,_
                     ,.-''"     ::.`'゙!;::. :: ..: :.     `""""`'''''ー--、,,__
                     ,r',..    . :: ,   .::`'ヽ;:. ::. ..      ::. :..  ..:: ::.::...:`'''ー--、
                   /- ..: .   :.. ;! :  . :. ゙i:.         .   .  :.::.  .:   `ヽ、
                   ノ:"''..:-、  . .::/  . . :. :゙l: .:.      .: : :.  ..: ..:::.        ヽ
                 /:..  ャ-ァ::.. :::/   ;  ':; . l...    ..     .  :  :.       :..:.  ゙i
                 (,:     ´   :l:.  :   :' ノ::..        ..:: .. .:. ::.. .:     .. ::.  ..:!
.                 i:   ::.. r  ,::..!;;,__:':. .;;'r':::..:..       .: .. ::: .. .:: ..:::   ..  :.. .:  .::!
                 ノ:.  .::ノ  ,r''"`'i:::: `ヾ;'.. :. .:::.:.. ..     .:. ..:::. .:: ::: :..::.    :.  .: ..   ::l
                 !:.  i",r''"7   l:.. :. ヽ;:.. ..ヽ;:. :.     .:/:::: :..:: .: :..:::!;:: .     .:   :.!
                 i:. . :.ゞ ノ    l::  :  :..ヽ;;:..:::l:.:    .: ./:. :: .::. : :: . .:ヽ:.    .:   ::l
               .,ノ゙!;.. ,ノ ,.イ     l:    .::/`'ヾl::.    .::./:、; ::. :. ..:: .. .:. ::.l::..       .:!
               `"´,!',/ ..:l,       l:    .:/   l:     .:i'''"`''i-、;;,_::. .. .::::,'ヽ;:.:.   . .::/
                 '´`、-  l,      l    i    i:    i     ';::::. .`'':'':::7''"ヽ;::..:.. . :. .:::i
                    ',_,. l    l    l.     !    l    l:.    .:/    ゙i:.  . : .::l
                     ゙!,. l    |:.  ..:ノ     i:..  . .:,!    !:.   .:!     !    l
                     ノ: ノ    ノ:::. :..:i     !::..  .:::l    ,ノ;;:.. .: .::l     l:.. .. . .::l
                   r'",r    rィ ィ  ..:'、    r',' ィ   .:l   ,イ::r'::. .. :l    ,/r,ィ:.. . ,r'
                   `'     "'''"'''''ー'''"   `'''"'''''''''''"   `''""'''''''''"    "'"''''''ー'"

41 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2007-02-26 20:47 ID:6/MFgS97

 | OHAYOU! I'd like to IKIMASU to NIHON please! ICHIBAN NE^^!!
 \___ _______________________________
       ∨ |
         | Certainly sir, one ticket to Saitama
          \_ _____________________
            ∨
          ∧_∧          ∧∧   ./ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          (´∀` )        (゚Д゚,,) < __another gaijin otaku...__
  | ̄ ̄ ̄|\_(_   )| ̄ ̄ ̄|\ ⊂_|__ \_____________
  |航空券| ∧_∧ ̄ ̄..|手荷物|   ̄     ________
  |___|(     )__|___|______|0.00kg|. /|
 |       ( ○  ).                     | | __
 |       | | | .JAL GLOBAL CLUB CHECK-IN│/    /
 |      (_(_) .Dream Skyward.           |/___/

42 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2007-02-27 02:49 ID:ILRoAf/v

 | Have you ever been in a cockpit before?
 \______  _____________________________
    |        ∨
    | No sir I haven't been on a plane before!
     \_  _____________________
        ∨
          ∧_∧          ∧∧   ./ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          (´∀` )        (゚Д゚,,) < Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
  | ̄ ̄ ̄|\_(_   )| ̄ ̄ ̄|\ ⊂_|__ \_____________
  |航空券| ∧_∧ ̄ ̄..|手荷物|   ̄     ________
  |___|(     )__|___|______|0.00kg|. /|
 |       ( ○  ).                     | | __
 |       | | | .JAL GLOBAL CLUB CHECK-IN│./    /
 |      (_(_) .Dream Skyward.           |/___/

43 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2007-03-01 07:48 ID:nppnPNKA

 | How often do your planes crash?
 \___ _______________________________
       ∨ |
         | Let me assure you that we have very high standards of avionic safety. There is no safer way to travel than by J-Air Lines
          \_ _____________________
            ∨
          ∧_∧          ∧∧   ./ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          (´∀` )        (゚Д゚,,) < Just once, honestly; nobody died.
  | ̄ ̄ ̄|\_(_   )| ̄ ̄ ̄|\ ⊂_|__ \_____________
  |航空券| ∧_∧ ̄ ̄..|手荷物|   ̄     ________
  |___|(     )__|___|______|0.00kg|. /|
 |       ( ○  ).                     | | __
 |       | | | .JAL GLOBAL CLUB CHECK-IN│/    /
 |      (_(_) .Dream Skyward.           |/___/

44 Name: copypasta!8NBuQ4l6uQ : 2007-03-03 00:54 ID:FQxV3KiJ

 | Ano. . .Is this where I go home?
 \___ ________________________
       ∨ |
         | Uwehh~??? Nonono, `tis another gate!
          \_ _____________________
            ∨
          ∧_∧         ∧∧   ./ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          (´∀` )        (゚Д゚,,) < Shall I pull out the AK47?
  | ̄ ̄ ̄|\_(_   )| ̄ ̄ ̄|\ ⊂_|__ \________________
  |航空券| ∧_∧ ̄ ̄..|手荷物|   ̄     ________
  |___|(     )__|___|______|0.00kg|. /|
 |       ( ○  ).                     | | __
 |       | | | .JAL GLOBAL CLUB CHECK-IN│/    /
 |      (_(_) .Dream Skyward.           |/___/
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