O' CANADA (79)

1 Name: canadian : 2006-04-21 03:32 ID:ChjF222b

i would like to know how many canadian people using this 4ch eh?
(゜_ゝ゜)go canada eh? eh? eh?

30 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-06-16 04:10 ID:oPsxQ0uJ



  ∧_∧  
 ( ゜_ゝ゜)  There's a rainbow in Toronto!
 (    ) Where the Maritimers are bold.....
 | | |   and we wish they'd fuckin' go back, eh?
 (__)_) 

31 Name: ⊂二二二( ´_⊃`)二二二⊃ : 2006-06-30 00:31 ID:Tfz9tM9e

( ゜_ゝo ) AAAAAIIIIIRRRRR

32 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-06-30 07:20 ID:ds0aAg5h

⊂二二二( ゜_ゝ゜)二二二⊃ BOON! BOON, eh?

33 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-07-01 03:06 ID:fxgdLtOn

I love to club baby seals, eh?

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34 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-07-01 04:21 ID:TT7VNi5j

aaa

35 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-07-01 05:59 ID:+90Ujpyb

good post >>34

36 Name: \ : 2006-07-01 14:49 ID:5AaoCY/3


  ______
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 ( ゜_ゝ゜) For he goes barrelling down, and down white water,
 (     ) That's where the log driver learns to step lightly!
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37 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-07-01 17:38 ID:chKrwimF

Two guys from Toronto die and wake up in hell.

The next day the devil stops in to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and toques warming themselves around the fire. The devil asks them, "What are you doing? Isn’t it hot enough for you?"

The two guys reply, "Well, you know, we’re from Canada, the land of snow and ice and cold. We’re just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, eh."

The devil decides that these two aren’t miserable enough and turns up the heat.

The next morning he stops in again and there they are, still dressed in parkas, toques and mittens. The devil asks them again, "It’s awfully hot down here, can’t you guys feel it?"

Again the two guys reply, "Well, like we told ya yesterday, we’re from Canada, the land of snow and ice and cold. We’re just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, eh."

This gets the devil a little steamed up and he decides to fix these two guys. He cranks the heat up as high as it will go. The people are wailing and screaming everywhere. He stops by the room with the two guys from Canada and finds them in light jackets and bucket hats, grilling sausage and drinking beer.

The devil is astonished, "Everyone down here is in abject misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves."

The two Canadians reply, "Well, ya know, we don’t get too much warm weather up there in Toronto so we’ve just got to have a cook-out when the weather’s THIS nice."

The devil is absolutely furious, he can hardly see straight. Finally he comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat off in hell.

The next morning, the temperature is below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere; people are shivering so bad that they are unable to do anything but wail, moan and gnash their teeth.

The devil smiles and heads for the room with the two Canadians.

He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, toques, and mittens. NOW they are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men!!!

The devil is dumbfounded, "I don’t understand, when I turn up the heat you’re happy. Now it’s freezing cold and you’re still happy. What is wrong with you two???"

The Torontonians look at the devil in surprise, "Well, don’t you know? If Hell freezes over, it must mean the Leafs have won the Stanley Cup."

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANADA.

38 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-07-01 17:48 ID:bnRtk9dI

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39 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-07-14 13:13 ID:0w/dnl8T


  ∧_∧  
 ( ゜_ゝ゜)  
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 ( ゜_ゝ゜)  
 (    )
 | | |   eh?
 (__)_) 
  ∧_∧  
 ( ゜_ゝ゜) Look, we're the
 (    ) CN Tower, eh?
 | | |  
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40 Name: !jdnQRCO6nQ : 2006-07-14 21:42 ID:DlcwRKFn

  ∧_∧  
 ( `ハ´)  eh le?
 (    )  
 | | |  
 (__)_) 

41 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-07-16 21:04 ID:ViZ4WT1V


   ∧_∧   
  <丶`∀´> eh nida?
  (    )   
  | | |
  (__)_)


   ∧_∧   
  ( ´∀`) eh desu?
  (    )   
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  ( ゜_ゝ゜) Shit, I musta taken a wrong turn,
  (    )  and ended up in Vancouver, eh? 
  | | |
  (__)_)

42 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-07-16 21:17 ID:ViZ4WT1V

                     Don't sweat it dude, I'll
                     give you a lift home, yup.        
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             / ∧__∧  ̄∧__∧// ̄\\            
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  )_旧_∈≡≡≡≡∋_旧_″_|| ノ丿_ -――┘ 丿  三三
   \ \_ノ  ̄ ̄ ̄     \ \_ノ

Uhhhh... I think Toronto is that way, eh?

43 Name: !jdnQRCO6nQ : 2006-07-17 19:52 ID:DlcwRKFn

  ∧_∧  
 ( `ハ´)  加拿大快快成中國的附庸國!
 (    )  
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44 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-07-20 00:08 ID:0Wa9hSSm

>>43

         <<< >>>
        ( ゜_ゝ゜) Allez à la maison et mangez vos chiens, paysan chinois !
        / つ_つ  Vous ne pouvez pas même parler français, imbécile !
       .人  Y
       .し'(_)

45 Name: !KhhfR9rWiw : 2006-07-20 03:35 ID:DlcwRKFn

>>44 請操自己

46 Name: !jdnQRCO6nQ : 2006-07-20 03:49 ID:DlcwRKFn

( `ハ´) lol Nida...

47 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-08-08 20:04 ID:UqRhjuxa


  ∧_∧  
 ( ゜_ゝ゜)  Someone needs to make
 (    )  an AA out of this, eh?
 | | |  
 (__)_) http://cclemon.ath.cx/nijiura/src/1154688203918.jpg

48 Name: canadian : 2006-09-08 09:50 ID:/X7zScHn

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 ( ゜_ゝ゜)  
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 ( ゜_ゝ゜)  
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 ( ゜∀゜)  
 (    )
 | | |   AHYA?
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  ∧_∧  
 ( ゜_ゝ゜)  
 (    )
 | | |   eh?
 (__)_) 
  ∧_∧  
 ( ゜_ゝ゜) Look, we're the
 (    ) CN Tower, eh?
 | | |   .....what' the eh!?
 (__)_) 

49 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-09-08 12:19 ID:S/+N4lTn

>>44
chink ass
チンカスと言います

50 Name: !jdnQRCO6nQ : 2006-09-09 06:35 ID:dfklxGiP

>>49
(;;`ハ´) Dumbass Jap, that was FRENCH...

51 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-09-09 12:15 ID:S/+N4lTn

>>50
Shut up piggy chink
and go to hell

52 Name: !jdnQRCO6nQ : 2006-09-09 12:50 ID:dfklxGiP

>>49
(#`ハ´) 你可以去地獄。。。以爲你是日本鬼子!

53 Name: 日本語で申し上げます : 2006-09-09 13:19 ID:S/+N4lTn

>>52
この世から消えうせろ生態系の屑劣等支那豚

54 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-09-09 15:34 ID:tdXuW/Ix

>>49-53

         <<< >>>
        ( ゜_ゝ゜) Pourquoi est-ce que tous les deux vous ne vont pas porc
        / つ_つ  que les chiens vont mise à mort vous-même ? N'importe
       .人  Y    qui qui ne peut pas parler français devrait mourir !
       .し'(_)

55 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-09-09 15:41 ID:Heaven



   ∧_∧   
  ( ゜_ゝ゜) Whoa jeez, this is some hateful stuff, eh?
  (    )  
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  (__)_)

56 Name: 49 53 : 2006-09-10 00:51 ID:S/+N4lTn

I'm sorry
ごめんなさい

57 Name: !jdnQRCO6nQ : 2006-09-10 08:32 ID:dfklxGiP

>>53 日本鬼子可以回地獄了!!! 快快死!!!

58 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-09-16 23:53 ID:Heaven


                  ∧_∧
                  < `∀´*>
                 と  と ノ
                と  と ノ

         ∩_∧∩ 彡
         /丿゜_ゝ゜) Goodbye there
     .   /     /
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59 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-09-23 19:08 ID:DTg9DyI9


                  ∧_∧
                  < `∀´*> I DEMAND APOROGY
                 と  と ノ JUUUUUuuuuuu..........
                と  と ノ

         ∩_∧∩ 彡
         /丿゜_ゝ゜) Take off, eh?
     .   /     /
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゙~,,,....-=-‐√"゙゙T"~ ̄Y"゙=ミ
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60 Name: !jdnQRCO6nQ : 2006-09-23 21:12 ID:dfklxGiP


                  ∧_∧
                  ( ゜_ゝ゜)
                 と  と ノ
                と  と ノ

         ∩_∧∩ 彡
         /丿;`ハ´) 再見了
     .   /     /
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61 Name: !ayMLpr/KpQ : 2006-09-24 16:59 ID:Heaven


                  ∧_∧
                  ( ;`ハ´) WHERE'S MY $800
                 と  と ノ BIIIIIIiiiii........
                と  と ノ

         ∩_∧∩ 彡
         /丿´_⊃`) It's at the bottom of the gorge
     .   /     /  with Nida and Gordon, dude.
 _,,..-―'"⌒"~⌒"~ ゙゙̄"'''ョ
゙~,,,....-=-‐√"゙゙T"~ ̄Y"゙=ミ
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,.-r '"l\,,j  /  |/  L,,,/
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_V\ ,,/\,|  ,,∧,,|_/

62 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-09-25 11:58 ID:iGRDEPno

>>60
必死だなw

63 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-09-25 15:11 ID:Heaven

[aa]  ∧_∧  
 ( ゜_ゝ゜)  
 (    )
 | | |   eh?
 (__)_) [/aa]
im from england

64 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-09-25 15:16 ID:Heaven

[aa]  ∧_∧  
 ( ゜_ゝ゜)  
 (    )
 | | |   ...yes all english people have the [aa] [/aa] thing
 (__)_) [/aa]

65 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-09-25 15:19 ID:h9hqf/at

  ∧_∧  
 ( ゜_ゝ゜)  
 (    )
 | | |   That's a lie and you know it! Stop trying to defame the english!
 (__)_)

66 Name: evil han chinese : 2006-10-12 17:56 ID:q+umVn6P

日本鬼子都去地狱?
汉支那鬼子去哪里呢?因为汉支那鬼子中有许多是因为慰安了日本鬼子才被生出来的日本种啊!

http://evilchinese.blogspot.com/

67 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-10-14 18:16 ID:DTGsefgm

>>66

that's pretty kickin' rad man

68 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-10-15 18:42 ID:Cyhb80te

>>66 I have no idea what anything in that blog meant....

69 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-10-16 12:17 ID:RzlBUz9M

  ∧_∧  
 ( ゜_ゝ゜)  Oh hey, go back to Vancouver already. 
 (    ) This is a Canadian language thread, eh? 
 | | |  
 (__)_)

70 Name: carn : 2006-11-23 23:02 ID:iRC2694A

I am starting to think alberta is the best place to be, just remember evil han, western canada does not like eastern canada to much, so there is always a place for someone here. eh?

71 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2006-11-24 08:56 ID:N6o531v5

  ∧_∧  
 ( ゜_ゝ゜)  Is that what you think, eh?
 (    ) I love eastern Canada.
 | | |  
 (__)_)

72 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2008-07-06 08:01 ID:Heaven

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73 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2010-11-28 01:19 ID:xRQYqV0S

  ∧_∧  
 ( ゜_ゝ゜)  Canada will rise again, eh?
 (    ) Oh hey, it just did OLOLOLOL WTF, eh?
 | | |  
 (__)_)

74 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2011-02-02 00:06 ID:xRQYqV0S

  ∧_∧  
 ( ゜_ゝ゜)  Drinkin' Molson, eh? Oh hey, it has a Canadian opener
 (    ) on the back. It says, "You look even sweeter than a
 | | |  Nova Scotia Velvetleaf Huckleberry.
 (__)_)



  ∧_∧  
 ( ゜_ゝ゜)  ...
 (    ) 
 | | |  
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  ∧_∧  
 ( ゜_ゝ゜)  That's just way retarded, eh?
 (    ) 
 | | |  
 (__)_)

75 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2011-03-15 01:01 ID:0sBT+obK

  ∧_∧  
 ( ゜_ゝ+)  HELLO MOTHERFUCKERS
 (    ) 
 | | |  
 (__)_)

76 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2011-06-18 12:58 ID:YRcQKiaP


  ∧_∧  
 ( ゜_ゝ゜)  Take off, you hoser.
 (    ) 
 | | |  
 (__)_)

77 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2012-01-29 10:58 ID:8bsW6cjo

>>16

No one speaks french in my area of canada. it is just to appease Quebec that we have french classes in school and french writing on our boxes. I have never in my life met a human who can only speak french...

>>28

At a hockey game? hahaha. what the fuck. Canadians dont get mean or tough at hockey games... don't bullshit these people.

78 Name: CTRL+C & CTRL+V : 2012-01-29 11:01 ID:8bsW6cjo

Is this a canadian saying? :

"if it smells like salmon keep on rammin.

if it smells like trout get the fuck out!"


Also some "canadian" slang:

Salmon Canyon (vagina)

Moose Knuckle (camel toe)

79 Name: Anonymous : 2012-02-02 19:55 ID:MHXA2OSU

Some wasteland this is.
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