>-[...｀∀´...]-< I A M R O B O N I D A , A S K M E A N Y T H I N G N I D A .

10: B E S T K I M C H I R E C I P I E ?
20: goto 10

>-[...｀∀´...]-< I W O U L D N O T K N O W A S I A M A R O B O T A N D I T I S W E L L K N O W N T H A T R O B O T S D O N O T E A T F O O D A N D T H U S W O U L D N O T E N D E A V O R TO L E A R N A N Y C O O K I N G R E C I P E S N I D A.

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) R O B O N I D A, what are the benefits of becoming a robot?

>-[...｀∀´...]-< A S I S A I D , N O N E E D F O R F O O D . E X C E P T A P O L O G Y J U I C E T O L U B R I C A T E M Y J O I N T S .

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Oh, I see! Sounds fascinating!

( ﾟ -ﾟ) ..hmmm..( ﾟ ヮﾟ)

>-[ ﾟ ヮﾟ]-< T H I S I S Q U I T E U N C O M F O R T A B L E !

( ⌒д⌒) R O B O N I D A, what are your design specifications? Your abilities?

>>5 ( ⌒д⌒) Also, you didn't say nida at the end of your sentence... something's wrong here...

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　[...｀∀´...]＿__｡　 ＼从/　　　　　　　 '(´:（´;⌒;从;;人;;;⌒｀）,ﾞ.
ミ（　 <【〔ﾛ=：(∈(二(@　＞ - - - -ﾞ;"(´⌒;（´∴人;;ﾉ;⌒｀）",.;
　/　 ヽﾉ 川￣゛ 　／W'ヽ　　　　　´⌒;;:（´⌒;人;;从;;；;:人｀Д´」ﾉ　>>5
　し（＿） 川　　 ､､､　　,,,　　　　(´（´⌒;;从;;ノ;;⌒｀）;";⌒）｀)⌒ﾟ

>-[...｀∀´...]-< T H O S E D I R T Y J A P S H A V E S E N T M A N Y I M I T A T I O N S T O S P Y O N T H E G L O R I O U S M O T H E R L A N D N I D A . D O N O T B E F O O L E D N I D A.

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) R O B O N I D A, what's your favorite brand of lubricant?

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) AGE

　[...｀∀´...] I_USE_JELLY_FOR_LUBE_BZZZZZZZZZT

( ⌒-⌒) Hang on, this one didn't say "nida" at the end of its sentence, either.... and there's no spaces between the letters like the real R O B O N I D A...

Another fake!

　[...｀∀´...] WHAT_ARE_YOU_TALKING_ABOUT?_THIS_IS_HOW_ROBOTS_SPEAK._HAVE'NT_YOU_PLAYED_GUILTY_GEAR?

[#｀ハ´#] A N N O Y I N G V A S S A L H A S C A U S E D E N O U G H T R O U B L E L E.

>>14

You're still talking wrong nida. :-P

>-[ ゜_ゝ゜]-< O H E Y T H I S I S U N C O O L E H I C A N T E V E N H O L D M Y B E E R A N D S M O K E S O R P L A Y H O C K E Y W I T H T H E S E W E I R D H A N D S E H

>-[...｀∀´...]-< I A M N O T L I K E I N G A L L T H E S E I M P O S T E R S N I D A

>-[...｀∀´...]-< >>15, Y O U R W E S T E R N S T Y L E E M O T I C O N I S H O R R I B L E N I D A

>-[...｀∀´...]-< I M E A N >>16 N I D A

>-[...｀∀´...]-< A S I M P L E E R R O R I A S S U R E Y O U N I D A

[#｀ハ´#] A N N O Y I N G V A S S A L S H O U L D S H U T U P O R I T W I L L B E A S S A U L T E D L E.