Post spoilers!
The reason the cyborg guard dog lets Y.T. pet him instead of tearing her throat out the millisecond she came within reach is because he was once the puppy her parents gave her when she was eight.
BAAA IS SHEEP!
OH,NO!
Hari Seldon's wife was a robot.
Spider Jerusalem falls into the 1% not affected by i-pollen
He marries Tracy, the daughter of the head of the Union Corse, only to see her murdered on their wedding night by Blofeld.
The world ends
brian dies and bobby marries ludmila.
hercule poirot killed roger ackroyd
Borg ship explodes
the ronin commit suicide
Bible -- just about everyone dies. (actually, it's true in just about every religion I'm aware of)
Anakin is darth vader
the One Ring is destroyed.
Jesus had a wife and a baby.
Tidus is a dream
The coneheads aren't really from France.
The Blues Brothers save the orphanage, get arrested.
He married below his station, and his guardians cut him off.
Robert Olmstead didn't know it until the end, but he and his whole family were Deep One hybrids the whole time, and at the end he begins changing into a fishman and writing happily about living in the sea.
Mhoram was right after all! Thomas Covenant WAS the white gold. Go figure.
Katarina marries Levin; freak rain teaches Levin value of family; Anna hit by train, dies; everyone lives happily ever after (except the ones who are sad, and Anna, who is already dead).
Trinity dies, Neo Dies, Smith dies. Little girl and oracle look at rainbow. <applause>
She bravely enters the darkness, and pulls out her frostbitten husband from the <blue>house</blue>.
Kim Jong Il died in a train explosion back in 2002
Ayu is the spiritual manifestation of a girl in a 7 year coma.
Mai fights demons every night at school.
Makoto is a fox who turned human thus giving up her memories and eventually her life.
Shiori is suicidal and plans on killing herself with a boxcutter.
Sigh, I feel better now
Ronin eats a unko...
The Prince rolls up the sun
Zarathustra dies.
Kit dies, Olaf dies, and the orphans stay on the island to take care of the baby for a year and then vanish forever. Bitter apples contain horseradish.
hazel dies an old rabbit warm in his burrow
They couldn't escape Silent Hill
Pres. Martin dies.
Alexei dies
The Chinese get blown out of the water
The Cascadians are utterly pwnt in the first battle of Portland
The Americans are utterly pwnt in the second battle of Portland (largely thanks to Alexei's sacrifice!)
Flygirl dies when she's shot down
Puzzle survives when he's shot down.
The whole world freezes over, killing everything not on the island.
The whole island, save a few individuals, kills themselves at the behest of Bokonon.
Mona kills herself.
The dwarf survives the freezing of the world.
The rest of humanity on the island either kills themselves or ekes out a meager living, surviving by thawing food from the ice as they need.
They find Bokonon as they're going up the mountain, and he shows them the last pages of the book he was writing.
Surtr destroys all the nine worlds with the sword of revenge.
Your moms takes it down the throat....
haruhi is god, or something
Eragon is revealed to be the ancestor of Luke Skywalker.
Godot never comes.
DAMMIT. I had ten pages left in Waiting, and you had to Snape-kills-dumbledore it for me.
But no worries.
the Wicked Witch of the West dies.
And I'm not talking about The Wizard of Oz. Figure THAT one out.
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Then you'll be really mad when I tell you the Rhinoceroses are in fact people.
Nero is the antichrist
bruce willis was a ghost
to kill a mockingbird, duh. what are you, fuckin' retarded?
Quinn loses Peter Stillman, teleological totalitarianism of detective fiction is beaten.
Asx gets taken over by a Jophur called Ewasx. He becomes a right bastard.
The english teacher gets shot by the Nazi soldiers. So it goes.
Jeeves saves the day.
Asx gets taken over by a Jophur called Ewasx. He becomes a right bastard.
The english teacher gets shot by the Nazi soldiers. So it goes.
Jeeves saves the day.
We have always been at war with Eurasia.
We are all Lilim.