I'll start off with:
3. ~2500 pages
I don't know what this is but I find it hard to believe something with sparkly vampires is anything less than awesome.
It is. Much, much less. I don't think they even count as vampires. None of the normal vampire stuff kills 'em.
Garlic: No
Cross: nope
Sunlight: of course not, they sparkle instead
STAKE THROUGH THE HEART: What do you think? Nope
Vampires are supposed to be evil, satanic creatures. They don't sparkle. Its just not right. This is a chick-flik in literary form.
Sorry, forgot to number...I'll take 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8
10.- Jacob
umm, you forgot 9...
shit. either 9 or 11: soul-numbingly boring
srry make that 9 not 10
the REAL number 11: Main character is a stalker
12. written by a mormon. I'm a mormon too but damn if this doesn't just sicken me. I mean, mormons writing vampire stories? That's just wrong.
13. It promotes creepy, possessive, unhealthy relationships. Kinda goes along with >>9.
Bella: "Okay, Edward, you can totally sit outside my window and watch me while I sleep and prevent me from talking to a close friend of mine that I've known a hell of a lot longer than you just because he happens to be a werewolf and you can force me to go to prom and have a ginormous birthday party and marry you just because it's what you want, even though I want nothing to do with it and don't say anything because I'm a spineless character with no personality whatsoever!"
Excuse me while I vomit.
LOOK ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE DOUBLE NIGGERS OK?
14. Aside from the author's choice of religion, she puts down paganism but is writing about VAMPIRES. I mean, seriously.
>>14
I did read them, except the last one. I thought they were okay the first time I read them, then I re-read part of one of them and got a massive migraine from the immaturity of the writing. I'm not slamming Meyer as an author (I thought The Host wasn't bad at all, except the ending), it's just that the Twilight series is treated as a literary masterpiece surpassing frickin' Shakespeare and Tolkien combined when it's really just fanfiction-quality.
Speaking of which, my friend that reads Twilight fanfiction tells me that Meyer basically wrote the same thing as all of the fanfic authors and passed it off as Breaking Dawn. Haven't checked myself because I value my brain cells, but something to keep in mind.
Irrelevant: my captcha is boyzz. Thought you guys might find that a bit amusing...
She should have chosen Jacob. He was a truly sweet guy. But it's like, noooo, I'll choose the over-protective, controlling, manipulative psychopath who stalks me. Yeeeeaaaaah....
16. Don't go near me, I could hurt you.
Don't go near me, I could hurt you.
Don't go near me, I could hurt you.
Don't go near me, I could hurt you.
I think it's been mentioned already that the main character is completely dull and is really nothing more than a Jane Doe save for her unhealthy infatuation with abusive relationships.
Yeah all that is worth mentioning AGAIN.