None of you are expert programmers. I have read the SICP, I know the abstract bullshite. I believe I am the Sussman's love child. Not enough of you are using Lisp (Possibly none of you, I do not check lesser languages on lesser boards). If you all achieved satori, you could become expert programmers like me, and sometimes shaft the paying customers, but have a lot of fun.

I have one word for all of you; the forced indentation of code.