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Everything else is shit. But not quite as shit as php. php is a magnificent example of a shitty programming language. However, despite being a total pile of shit you may still achieve satori while using it. As a architectural genius may realize er abilities when stacking blocks of cow dung. After years of toiling with shit, ey will find bricks and concrete, and ey will wounder why the building blocks don't naturally stick together and emit the familiar odor.