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INSTANT REVIEWS of programming languages (296)


1 Name: !WAHa.06x36 05/01/04(Tue)01:33 ID:XYxTySqa [Del]

INSTANT REVIEW: C

You can complain all you want, it's not going anywhere anytime soon.

287 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2008-09-07 23:09 ID:1CRDGsLC

INSTANT REVIEW: MarkDown

Monkey patching ASCII at its finest.

288 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2008-09-10 05:05 ID:ltoDa+1P

INSTANT REVIEW: Brainfuck
You'll know it when you see it.

INSTANT REVIEW: lisp
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289 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2008-09-11 02:56 ID:MLd/Coir

>>285

All the features of your favorite modern languages, with the overhead of implementing those features yourself, and it will take YEARS to do that correctly.

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290 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2008-09-16 22:40 ID:HcPj6Bfa

INSTANT REVIEW: LOLCODE
Oh god no.

291 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2008-09-17 12:13 ID:Qk0dVSes

INSTANT REVIEW: C# and .net
ms make VB verson of java and c

292 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2008-09-17 12:36 ID:Heaven

>>291
Oh man Allen Iverson is my favorite basketball player!

293 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2008-09-17 19:06 ID:ObJGF8bi

>>291

That makes absolutely no fucking sense at all. You are confusing a lot of unrelated things.

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294 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2008-09-19 06:30 ID:Heaven

>>293
You demonstrate a complete inability to understand metaphor, or the meaning of "instant" in "instant review".

295 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2008-09-19 07:17 ID:ObJGF8bi

>>294

OK, I'll instantly review a language with the same comprehention as that post.

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296 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2008-09-19 09:42 ID:Heaven

>>295
I'd have said "Ruby Team make Python version of PHP and shell script" if the intention was to have it make the same amount of sense as >>291.