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[ITT]Ppost your current programming thought[NOT WORTH AN ENTIRE THREAD] (10)

1 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2017-05-04 20:01 ID:xt+YgsKm

Only the popular OOP styles are shit. Smalltalk and CLOS are what it should be, not the abominations that wrought AbstractCockSplitterFactoryFactory.

2 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2017-05-23 00:33 ID:8L+pRFz6

using underscores as word separators in identifiers makes your code look clumsy and unprofessional

3 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2017-05-29 14:27 ID:/Rr1imNS

Multiple words at all? Variables are nouns, functions are verbs. One word needed for each.

Also SmartCasualBusinessCase instantly bores me to tears

4 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2017-06-01 18:21 ID:7bvGeVDb

הַשְׂכֵּל [hˈaskə͡l] is a popular Jewish name, it means "wisdom". Ironically, the Haskell programming language was named after this Hebrew word.

5 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2017-06-01 20:36 ID:Heaven

Clojure is not a Lisp

6 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2017-06-02 20:50 ID:/Rr1imNS

most developer blog posts are someone extolling and/or discovering something entirely mundane and obvious

7 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2017-06-11 22:36 ID:7bvGeVDb

If you think about it, ``undefined behavior'' is a form of Russell's paradox.

8 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2017-06-30 18:26 ID:/Rr1imNS

In Idris, = is a type constructor as well as the equality operator
i.e. 4 = 4 is a value (True) and also a type

my poor little brain.

9 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2017-06-30 18:55 ID:Heaven

I lied, == is value equality

10 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2017-07-29 18:54 ID:/Rr1imNS

Don't fucking toString because what kind of string? String for human eyes? String to turn back into thing? Descriptive string or secret string? Binary string? Is unicode okay?? Everything has toString, what if you had a car by accident but you wanted a string of a boat? Fuck