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1: You know, >>73 is kind of a butthead. (731) 2: ITT the previous poster is a Christian extremist (3) 3: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#15] (298) 4: [$VALUE\] What things do you value as much as you value Shrek [EQUALLY] [WOW] (31) 5: ( ´_⊃`) Post American Things [CRUEL STEREOTYPES] (225) 6: [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] (364) 7: We seem to have lost contact with the Control Tower [Grinding Noises][Part II] (44) 8: CTRL+V THREAD! [part Ⅺ] (202) 9: Japanese dating spam is the best spam! (56) 10: [Youtube] ☆ QUALITY VIDEOS ☆ [DQN][Part II] (106) 11: [Misery] ( ゚ -゚) Post unhappy things... [Part 3] (437) 12: ITT your last google search [PART II] (315) 13: [Part IV] ( ・ω・) Clonepa [Crap ass] (615) 14: Junior, let's find VIP, DQN or IAA on your TRIP (133) 15: Why does /dqn/ suck cock? (17) 16: [Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Abomination] (826) 17: ( ・-・) I wouldn't say this if this wasn't an anonymous board... (610) 18: I'm a magickal elf (10) 19: ITT we bump this thread whenever this thread sucks. (25) 20: [SAITAMA][News] Man scrambles out just before train slams van [Emergency] (56) 21: Mittens (28) 22: (3) 23: We seem to have lost contact with the Control Tower.[grinding noises] (999) 24: ayy lmao[1000] (41) 25: [Learning] Fact thread [Did You Know] (7) 26: I'm afraid I have bad news... (233) 27: ( ・∀・)My name is Squeeks and this is part III (928) 28: ミ*´ー`ミ Security Kitten (125) 29: [REI] May I take your order? [Part VII] (105) 30: [ ´ɯ`] Ask Robopa [Legendary] (41) 31: ( ・-・) Beady Eyes [Thread Derailed] (880) 32: ITT we post when we take a dump (7) 33: ( ⌒-⌒) Smug Fathead [Annoying] (148) 34: ITT we insult the poster above us [PART IX] (245) 35: shitty fucking poetry night (243) 36: I don't get it (20) 37: Only prime numbers may talk (407) 38: [Meaningful] (″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ ITT we think for a whole day before posting [Profound] (283) 39: #LIFEHAX [Captain Obvious] (40) 40: 【日本のキチガイ恥部】エルビス飛鳥【佐藤孝夫41歳】 (402)

You know, >>73 is kind of a butthead. (731)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 21:11

Just sayin'

722 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7720 14:57

>>777 tricks celebrities into joining a vegan religion by parting with a wad of cash.

723 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7721 01:52

Why you pickin' on >>777 all of a sudden?

724 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7721 03:18

>>777 came over to my house crying today. >>777 said that someone he didn't even know took a shot at him on a BBS. I wish I could find this >>722 guy so I could teach him a thing or two about picking on random guys on BBSs. >>777's been through a lot lately, man, it's tough.

725 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7722 00:27

>>777 Invented a cure for the Ebola virus, but he only uses it on himself. Even if you offered him 10 billion dollars for the cure, he would not sell it.

726 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7722 21:27

Well, >>720 appeared to be a regular salesman, so the bad guy must be none other than >>777.

I mean, triple sevens, huge luck, but have you ever seen lucky people share their fortune? Yeah, >>777 is that bad.

727 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7723 21:02

>>730 is 10x as bad as >>73 ever was

728 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7724 13:10

If you spell a website's name incorrectly, >>777's domain parking company will redirect you to the worst porn on the internet.

729 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7725 22:19

>>777 broke American democracy and promotes jingoistic ideals

730 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7726 00:18

>>777 De-activated the activated sludge at the wastewater treatment plant.

731 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7726 01:56

>>777 is the reason I have no friends

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ITT the previous poster is a Christian extremist (3)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7725 19:33

>>0 Describes God the way a schizophrenic Star Wars fan describes the Force.

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7726 00:51

>>1 is a dedicated Fox News comment poster.

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7726 01:54

>>2 doesn't know the difference between politics and religion

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[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#15] (298)

289 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7724 01:40

I had dinner with my lesbian crush, so I'm pretty happy! Long live unrequited love!

290 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7724 03:08

carefully place a condor on your penis

291 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7724 16:36

A story about tulips.

292 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7724 17:27

That is surprising. Did you find any?

293 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7725 06:49

Lick this toad to turn it into a multi-coloured space horse w/ both sets of human genitals

294 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7725 10:14

loli butts

295 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7725 12:18

I've been busy for a couple of weeks. Nothing seems to have changed here since. I enjoy that.

296 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7725 21:51

Air pressure sucks.

297 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7726 00:43

I did not

298 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7726 00:50

I shouldn't have gotten drunk AND high, but society tells me it's okay to do so on a Saturday night!

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[$VALUE\] What things do you value as much as you value Shrek [EQUALLY] [WOW] (31)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6916 06:08

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24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7666 09:35

I like it.

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7666 17:46

Me too

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7666 18:04

hehe cate

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7708 20:00

zeppelin is eating

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7723 23:59

>be me
>be 16
>watching Shrek 1 for the first time in a long time
>little brother starts watching it too
>little brother says "its awesome"
>even though its halfway through
>parents come in the room
>they turn off the tv while we were watching Shrek
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29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7724 00:38

shrek is oni

30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7724 22:10

Shrek vs. Ao Oni

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7725 20:08


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( ´_⊃`) Post American Things [CRUEL STEREOTYPES] (225)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6196 22:14

( ´_⊃`) I will fucking sue you for that.

216 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7527 23:52

( ´_⊃`) Wait, you mean this is Japanese? Why didn't you tell me earlier you weeaboo piece of crap.

217 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7528 00:40

( ´_⊃`) Damn yuropoors hating on the land of freedom. We even get to choose for which of our two slightly different options we want to vote for!

218 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7528 13:55

( ´_⊃`) I don't think you want to meet my lawyer.

219 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7533 21:28

( ´_⊃`) I thought of going to China to marry a wonderful woman. Then, I saw this:
They became as annoying as American women!

220 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7534 09:20

( ´_⊃`) I'm fat, I'm white, I'm always rite.

221 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7534 12:05

( ´_⊃`) Our way of life is the best, and the rest of the world should adhere to it, by force if necessary.

222 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7540 21:31

( ´_⊃`) What the FUCK, how dare they show a female nipple on TV! I'm changing the channel back to Gorefest Kill-o-rama.

223 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7713 17:45

( ´_⊃`) Why are aircraft engineers given science degrees, yet they fail to make seatbelts that fit? Every time I fly, someone has to find an extension for my seatbelt!

( ´_⊃`) Why not make a seatbelt that is already long enough for people to use?

224 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7714 13:39

( ´_⊃`) This thread is offensive to me as an American. I will be submitting a petition to the White House to have it removed as well as telling all ten million of my friends on Facebook about this insulting and damaging site. I won't rest until my feelings are vindicated and everyone who disagrees with me is made to suffer.

225 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7725 19:31

( ´_⊃`) I'm glad that there will be a Disney park in Shanghai, China. Chinese tourists piss me off.

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[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] (364)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7418 11:22

"total crap, but I enjoy it"

355 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7718 22:19

You guys are boat fags! And need to get blown up by frags! So, now grow up and Get A life from Met Life I know rick got one...pat...

356 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7719 06:28

My father spent his life building up his refrigerator company. From a small startup, clawing for every customer he could get, he gained both fame as a charismatic salesman and someone who really cared about his customers. He would go on to do commercials, and trade shows showing off his new high-end refrigerator model.

My father was a refrigerator magnate.

357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7719 21:38

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ I WANNA TAKE U 4 A RIDE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

358 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7720 00:32

Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein isn't the monster. Wisdom is knowing that he is.

359 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7722 06:13

Shit I was going to say that. Oh well. Seriously, MrCreepyPasta you should tell us where you get this awesome pics and what they're called so we can find them and use them to freak out our grandma's... Or at least so I can scare my grandma. She has it coming; She always pinches my cheeks and calls me "Princess Fancypants" in front of my friends and gives me nasty oatmeal cookies instead of chocolate chip ones and I don't know how but those oatmeal cookies always tasted stale even if Grandma had just baked them. Seriously!

360 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7722 19:56

Just remember: Impractical female outfit? Sexism against women as a male power fantasy to assume a fantasy. Impractical male outfit? Sexism against women as a male power fantasy to assume a concept. Practical male outfit? Sexism against women as a male power fantasy to assume the role. Practical female outfit? Sexist against women because male power fantasy to have violence or strife against "normal-looking" women.

361 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7725 03:17

At first I misread the title as "Formica Necrophilia", and I thought to myself "What is this about? Fucking dead bodies on plastic countertops?"

362 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7725 13:52

As a correctional officer I can confirm: someone destined to be a prison bitch has a look on his face pretty close to that one.

363 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7725 17:21

Or maybe, somewhere, you realise that the left can really only exist where there is a safe niche that has been carved out by the centre, or right, a long time ago. That would mirror the history of the west, after all.

364 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7725 19:06

He's right! That's cheap, functional, and sure to annoy my wife. It couldn't be better.
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We seem to have lost contact with the Control Tower [Grinding Noises][Part II] (44)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7715 22:52


For a moment you stand, perfectly still, in the half-light of the laboratory, listening to the slow, steady tapping of the two sets of footsteps as they draw ever closer. Somewhere in the building a clock strikes twelve, the deafening sound reverberating through everything around you. The footsteps stop. Without meaning to, you hold your breath.

As it may well be your last opportunity, you lunge forwards, grab the computer monitor and tear it from the wall. The cable pulls taught and snaps at the base in a shower of sparks. The lights go out, plunging you into complete darkness. There is a startled yelp from the North, most likely from Mecha Alexei.

Fearing Cassandra-chan may be planning to ambush you from the darkness, you strike out wildly in every direction. You accidentally bump into a workbench, knocking several pieces of glassware to the ground, where they shatter. "Who's there? Show yourself!" demands the voice from the North. Despite the assertive tone, their voice is clearly shaking.
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35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7723 07:22

In case that doesn't distract her enough, do a strip tease for Cassandra.

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7723 15:17

Do more tease than strip.

37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7723 15:50

Let Cassandra know the meaning of that black hole song earlier by introducing her to the Crotch Void of Doom.

38 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7723 21:01


39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7725 00:21

Just on the off chance your previous answer of "gjiuvn" wasn't quite sufficient to satisfy Mecha Alexei's yes or no question, you clarify with a comment of "jxey". He nods cautiously.

That gazebo is, you conclude, clearly the source of all your suffering. You exit via the broken window to the terrace outside, raise your hands to the sky and spend all your mana on summoning an immense sphere of flame. Unfortunately, you only have enough mana to summon a 3.15m diameter fireball, but it'll have to do. You stand for a moment, holding it above your head like Atlas holding the heavens, then cast it towards the little building on the other side of the garden, ready to commit it to complete oblivion.

"No!" shouts Mecha Alexei, rushing out from behind you, a moment too late. The two of you - and Jacqueline's clone, behind you - watch in silence as the roiling, incandescent orb arcs towards its destination. Watching carefully, you notice a diminutive figure leave the gazebo before impact; it would be silly to think that you could've caught Cassandra unaware with an attack like that.

Your projectiles strikes the building with an explosion, larger than you would've expected, with rooftiles and former pieces of carpentry launched tens of metres into the air. Mecha Alexei lets out a heartrending wail. "Oh god! You... you destroyed it all! We were so close, and you...!" Without warning, he grabs you from behind by the throat, both hands clenching hard onto your trachea. You struggle, but cannot effectively employ your espada ropera or ceremonial stone knife from your position, nor can you use arcane methods as you have just expended all your mana.

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40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7725 02:11

Shapeshift eyes into Pecten oculi (eagle eyes) so that we can perceive blinding light safely.

41 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7725 03:15

remember the basics of CQC

42 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7725 03:21

Throw a meter-sized fireball in the direction of Cassandra's crotch and whatever is emerging from it.

43 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7725 12:55

Throw several dozen 1-mana fireballs in a V-formation towards Cassandra and use telekinesis to make them all converge on her head.

44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7725 18:23

If she survives all that, do that flaming bat swarm thing from the last thread.

That was cool.
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CTRL+V THREAD! [part Ⅺ] (202)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 21:56

U+216A (Roman Numeral Eleven) - The Unicode Character Reference
Ⅺ Unicode Roman Numeral Eleven

193 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7720 20:08

Flesh Gordon, similarly, started as a porn knockoff of Flash Gordon, but the director was so proud of the special effects that he cut it down to an R and released it in theaters.

194 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7722 06:39

Am I talking to my own nicks alone in this enormous chan of Idios ( Not Intels or AMD ) inside chans.

195 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7722 07:32


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197 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7722 15:16

A Grand Rapids, Michigan, toilet paper enthusiast named Bill Jarrett argues

198 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7723 12:57

Skeleton Porn
I went on www.hardbones.cum and looked around, when I found this video called Skeleton Porn. I clicked on it and this is how it went...
The Sexiness
This skeleton was humping a lamp, when his skeleton girlfriend came in. So started to sweat, and he turned around and looked at her. He said "fuck me, NOW!!!" And she said... "okay".

They pounced at eachother and started to smash their bones against each other. They moaned and came. But then a bomb was set off, and they both DIED.


BTW, You're Next!

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200 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7724 01:31

201 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7724 19:36

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on."

The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now."

The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!"

His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

202 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7725 17:06

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Japanese dating spam is the best spam! (56)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 22:48

MANKO is Pink positively!!! those who consider -- soon -- the -- you stop thinking and become precocious? It is to MANKO of good arrangement which ripened when Pink also had. Don't you think that it is young and MANKO of tightness of Pink is better, and doesn't it become precocious? Such a thing cannot be found! The direction of ripe MANKO manipulates MANKO freely and makes CHINKO ascend to heaven in the highest. It is as !? about the ability to declare [ why ] that that is right. That is because it actually experienced! It is being able to say, since the highest MANKO sex of a someone else's wife and 熟女 was experienced. If it has a sex, it will be decided that the more pleasant one says! By all means, please experience.

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5440 12:07

What is second best spam?

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5440 14:42


From: Gering []
Sent: Monday, July 21, 2008 6:01 PM
Subject: Paris Hilton To Operate New Atom Smasher

Martian Soil Fantastic For Growing Weed Says Nasa

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51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5804 12:12

Once we go.
Sugawara is in charge.

're Busy from last Sunday, I apologize for the guidance of a sudden.
If you have not participated yet, and you will be the last,
Thank you for inviting application from our website in advance.

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Married ■ ■ ■ ■ OK SOSHARUKOMYUNITIMERU circle of friends men and women

[Invitation No.01545]

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Existing members of the recently (married women) of letters, the contents of these other

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52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7696 23:06

I wish I got more Japanese dating spam.

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7709 10:24

I keep getting followed on Twitter by what is either a Japanese girl looking for a sex friend or someone pretending to be a Japanese girl looking for a sex friend. The account keeps getting deleted but they just keep following me again. I think they're following me because I have so few other followers. That's pretty clever if you think about it. Because I have so few followers I'm more likely to notice when the number increases, even if it's just by one, and thus more likely to go to "her" account to see who followed me.

That said, even if I wasn't entirely certain that meeting up with the owner of the account would be a good way to get mugged/taken to a love hotel and raped on camera, it's not like I could go see her that easily. I don't live in Japan.

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7710 07:22

I seriously doubt IRL meeting is the end goal of any spammers, too risky. It's usually blackmail or money wiring scams.

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7725 15:43

but who doesn't want to enlarge his penis?

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7725 16:18

Peter North.

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[Youtube] ☆ QUALITY VIDEOS ☆ [DQN][Part II] (106)

97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7721 15:23

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101 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7722 17:25

For the first half of this I kept expecting it to turn into a screamer.
Kind of liked it, though, but I'm not sure why the "modern art" guys are depicted as Nazis. Didn't Nazis oppose that type of stuff?

102 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7722 19:50

Yeah, they did.

I didn't think the men in the film were supposed to be Nazis. I don't speak German so I have no idea what they were talking about, but it seemed they were discussing abstract artistic concepts. I saw it as a sort of comedy to have manly militaristic men creating and discussing a kind of art that is stereotypically reserved for "sensitive" types. It could also be a metaphor for how abstract art took over the art world by force.

103 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7722 22:01

Yeah maybe they were just meant to be generic military guys, I mainly inferred "Nazi" from the one very SS-looking hat.

104 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7723 15:10

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106 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7725 15:50

They are definitely Nazis, you can see the Reichsadler emblem on their uniforms at several points if you look closely. As far as I can tell it's just a comedic skit about Nazis doing silly things, which seems to be a popular theme in Dutch comedy for some reason.

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