The Elitist Superstructure of DQN @ 4-ch

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1: [Youtube] ☆ QUALITY VIDEOS ☆ [DQN][Part II] (221) 2: [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] (659) 3: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#16] (766) 4: We seem to have lost contact with the Control Tower [Grinding Noises][Part II] (408) 5: [Part L] ( ´゚ω゚`) Grandpa [dead] (920) 6: [NOVEL] DQN Shirt Novel [FAIRLY NICE] (200) 7: You know, >>73 is kind of a butthead. (767) 8: [Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Abomination] (958) 9: CTRL+V THREAD! [part Ⅺ] (418) 10: ITT your last google search [PART II] (494) 11: ITT: ITT (9) 12: ( ・-・) I wouldn't say this if this wasn't an anonymous board... (612) 13: Lame Confessional [LAME] [#2] (216) 14: I would enjoy the opportunity (4) 15: [Part III] The previous poster is a nerd [otaku] (296) 16: Popular Mechanics: "DQN could be the future of AI" (15) 17: ( ˃ Д˂) POST ANGRY THINGS!! [PART 2] (165) 18: Gnarled penis (3) 19: (◕ ◡ ◕) Post things that are just plain awesome. (209) 20: [Hygiene][Personal] Bump this thread every time you take a shower! (17) 21: [Time travel]Answer the question of the person below you! PART TWO! (570) 22: [Part IV] ( ・ω・) Clonepa [Crap ass] (664) 23: ITT the previous poster is a Capitalist (28) 24: ( ゚ ー゚) Post mildly uplifting things (471) 25: ITT We Say "bumsex" 6 times (66) 26: ( ・-・) Beady Eyes [Thread Derailed] (882) 27: Only prime numbers may talk (426) 28: ITT the previous poster is a panda (909) 29: help me DQN (20) 30: [Meaningful] (″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ ITT we think for a whole day before posting [Profound] (313) 31: [DQN] Name change! (89) 32: [QUALITY]DQN'S favourite words (161) 33: When is it appropriate to release emergency mittens? (6) 34: ITT we solve the question above us [Part 6] (563) 35: 【日本のキチガイ恥部】エルビス飛鳥【佐藤孝夫41歳】 (407) 36: [READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 4] (409) 37: [CYOA] Choose your own adventure! [DQN STORYTIME] (64) 38: 4chan (23) 39: When is it appropriate to j-j-j-jam it in? (6) 40: Kakumei-teki himote doumei: the revolutionary grouping of men that women are not attracted to (9)

[Youtube] ☆ QUALITY VIDEOS ☆ [DQN][Part II] (221)

212 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7870 18:36

213 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7872 15:17

214 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7873 11:15

215 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7874 16:52

216 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7875 00:17

217 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7876 23:24

218 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7878 06:49

219 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7878 09:05
I'm dying to know what headset that guy at 4:06 was wearing

220 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7878 21:32

A fairly nice headset

221 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7881 11:57

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[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] (659)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7418 11:22

"total crap, but I enjoy it"

650 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7876 19:39

I call it a a radar detector. But obviously they're all radar and laser detectors. How far along the spectrum are you, just out of curiosity?

651 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7876 21:50

Was this one about Jeremy Clarkson and Bill Cosby by any chance

652 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7876 21:58

Jeremy and Jimmy Saville, actually.

653 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7877 04:08

Moore betrayed Rorschach, as he betrays all his characters. His Rorschach is no more the real, true Rorschach than his Alice, Dorothy, and Wendy are the real girls.

The fool depicts his enemy as a weakling and is surprised to find him a hero.

654 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7878 22:26

This is the kind of game that could be fun and interesting or cringe-worthy and stupid depending on the quality of the narration. So far, it's doing a good job walking right on the line, but it could go anywhere.

655 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7879 22:55

The SJWs have to choose. Either they can engage in rational discourse or they can accept being called sluts and savages and racists and evil, ugly feminists on a regular basis. What is not on the table is one-way communication where they attack and lecture us and we humbly accept it in dutiful silence.

656 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7879 23:45

its odd i can fly incredibly with a hotas, but with mouse and keyboard i look like the retarded kid trying to put salami in a dvd player.

657 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7880 04:32

  1. I have less power than I feel I should have.
  2. I feel those people over there have power I don't have.
  3. They must have stolen mine!

This is exactly the rationale behind all the attacks on white male privilege -- "Ah is powerless, an' evil whitey done stole mah privlege!"

Not the first time, nor surely the last, that the Left projects its own thought processes onto its opponents.

658 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7880 21:11

then look for but only I have personally kb longer universe or so and that's why this is a beautiful diverse yet hast thou not prescribe what mode it go want egomaniacal

659 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7881 07:14

I purposefully make people who work at Little Caesar's uncomfortable. I go there rather frequently, sometimes I buy pizza sometimes I don't, and I go at all times of day. I've learned all the employee's names on the current roster, including the manager, and congratulate people on their new jobs when I haven't seen someone before. I always make sure I buy the Little Caesar plush dolls from the same employee. I sometimes ask if they have any pizzas that haven't been cut. I will always try to make small talk with them, ask them about whether or not they've seen a specific recent Little Caesar's commercial and whether they think it's funny. I once asked the manager whether the pepperoni was safe for cats, and also complimented her on their corporate culture. I've told some that I hate their pizza but told others it's my favorite, and I just apply my own crust flavors so I don't have to go to Pizza Hut. I think some of them suspect that I'm fucking with them but others think I'm autistic.

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[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#16] (766)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7793 01:19

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757 Name: Facebook : 1993-09-7879 22:14

>>756 and 420 other normies like this post.

758 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7880 01:13

I'mma make a pinterest account

759 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7880 02:37

please forgive me

760 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7880 04:00

let's talk

761 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7880 12:08

I... really? 27 dimensions just not enough for you or something?

762 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7880 14:47

Working out hard git swul
i got muh tea imma grip an sip

763 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7880 22:36

fuckers want their money back


764 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7880 22:47

yeah i'll pay 'em back just wanted to vent about it

765 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7881 02:22

cars are amazing like computers are amazing, and I think I wrote them off just because of hotheadedness

766 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7881 02:40


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We seem to have lost contact with the Control Tower [Grinding Noises][Part II] (408)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7715 22:52


For a moment you stand, perfectly still, in the half-light of the laboratory, listening to the slow, steady tapping of the two sets of footsteps as they draw ever closer. Somewhere in the building a clock strikes twelve, the deafening sound reverberating through everything around you. The footsteps stop. Without meaning to, you hold your breath.

As it may well be your last opportunity, you lunge forwards, grab the computer monitor and tear it from the wall. The cable pulls taught and snaps at the base in a shower of sparks. The lights go out, plunging you into complete darkness. There is a startled yelp from the North, most likely from Mecha Alexei.

Fearing Cassandra-chan may be planning to ambush you from the darkness, you strike out wildly in every direction. You accidentally bump into a workbench, knocking several pieces of glassware to the ground, where they shatter. "Who's there? Show yourself!" demands the voice from the North. Despite the assertive tone, their voice is clearly shaking.
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399 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7878 06:35

Pompously place 2 points into pontification posthaste.

400 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7878 12:55

Mumble unintelligibly about the jews.

401 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7878 22:55

Loudly demand apology juice.

402 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7879 00:17

Oh, excuse me, Ricky. Ricky, I did see what you were doing.

403 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7879 01:21

Those dismembered, bloodthirsty body parts are certainly a threat. But they are the evil you know - you are well aware how dangerous they are, whereas the potential danger of the unknown is unbounded. However dire your current situation, surely it is, on average, better to spend your time anticipating the less obvious perils. Like toxoplasmosis.

As you know, this insidious breed of parasite tries to infiltrate you using cute, unassuming cats as Trojan horses (Trojan cats?) and attacks from within. It is often entirely asymptomatic, but believed by many to subtly affect cognition, increasing likelihood of a plethora of mental disorders. How devious! Really, you decide, this simply must be your first priority.

A cold, clammy, but all too active hand grasps your ankle, while you are busy trying to think back to your last instance of cat exposure. It must've been back at >>277 when you spent the night intimately close to Ariadne and Theodore. Oh no, Ariadne is in danger as well! Does this feline treachery know no bounds‽ You get ready to perform a quick PCR to check, but find that when you weren't looking you've been overwhelmed by partial undead. Each of your limbs is pinned down or otherwise incapacitated, and a severed leg is crushing your windpipe, slowly suffocating you.

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404 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7879 01:22

You turn around in search of your unlikely saviour. Two men, both wearing jetpacks, have just landed a little to your east. One, unfamiliar to you, is wearing a dark greyish suit, and has some bizarre mechanical implants in his eye and right hand. The other is that delusional fellow who thinks he's your father, and he is wielding an odd white implement, about the size of your forearm, with two long metal protrusions from one end. Smoke is rising from the tip.

They stand back to back. "I'm Aaron," says one, "And I'm Alexei," says the other, then, both together, "And we're here to perform for you Be a Big Fat Butt!" And then, to your utter disbelief, they begin to sing.

    Declare a song thread and link quotes to a number of future posts
    La La La La La La Zingen Zingen Kleine Vlinders
    La La La La La La Zingen Vlinders La La
    Beware the long head of pink goats which doth slumber in cute fur-ghosts
    Pontificate on an esoteric topic.

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405 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7879 08:26

Take me to Aruanda.

406 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7880 12:19

Don't call my name, Alejandro.

407 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7880 22:40

The adrenaline is finally wearing off, and the turbid memories of last night are seeping back in from somewhere in the back of your skull. You heave a sigh and let your shoulders drop, safe at last. But for how long? After all, you now have good reason to suspect genuine safety and comfort will be concepts alien to you for the rest of your life. Your only hope lies in the afterlife.

"Please... take me to Aruanda." you implore, well aware of what you are implicitly asking of them. Unfortunately, uncultured swine that they are, they instead just stare at you blankly. "Who's that?" asks Alexei. "Did you mean Ariadne? But she's right here!" adds Aaron. You roll your eyes in exasperation.

"I think Jack and I sh--" begins Ariadne, a saccharine smile on her face, before you interrupt to tell her not to use your name. Someone so helpless and potentially toxiplosmosis-ridden doesn't have that right. She wavers in uncertainty, then continues "I, um, think we should all go to the white building on the opposite side of the river. It'll be fun!" She tips her head to one side, closes her eyes and smiles innocently.

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408 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7881 01:01

Quietly sing the chorus of Be A Big Fat Butt.

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[Part L] ( ´゚ω゚`) Grandpa [dead] (920)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5720 19:05

( ´゚ω゚`) boyy, it sure is wonderful not having to worry about being alive anymore

911 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7638 07:44

          ( ´ω`)        /|\(;,;)/|\  I am
          (    )        (    ) 
          | | |         | | | 
          (__)_)       (_(_) 

912 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7638 22:44

          ( ´ω`)        /|\(;,;)/|\  What's happening?
          (    )        (    ) 
          | | |         | | | 
          (__)_)       (_(_) 

913 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7639 04:06

          ( ´ω`)        /|\(;,;)/|\  WHARRRGARBL
          (    )        (    ) 
          | | |         | | | 
          (__)_)       (_(_) 

914 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7639 20:19


915 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7858 01:43

( ・ωメ) Hay guys I just got back from my Halliburton contract and wa HOLY FUCKHAMMER OF GOD what is going on in this thread?

916 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7858 17:22

( ´ω`)

917 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7858 17:31

( ´ω`) I see you got wounded, >>915. I got hit by a Mojibake myself a few years back. Before the surgical reconstruction, I looked like

( ツエマ荏) This! Could be worse, though. A friend of mine was closer to the blast radius than I was.

( ・ゑスエ・剰刻) He looks like this now.

( 繝サ繧托スス・エ繝サ蜑ー蛻サ) Oh, hi Grandpa! Nice makeup, were you at the ``Preview post'' concert as well?

918 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7874 16:53

(・∀・) Grandpa, are there many machines on Ix?

919 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7876 01:40

( ´ω`) Yup.

920 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7880 22:39

( ´ω`) Mostly refurbished HP laptops. Nothing really amazing there.

( ´ω`) Not as good as the ones on Richese.

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[NOVEL] DQN Shirt Novel [FAIRLY NICE] (200)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7402 05:43

The shirt was

191 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7874 16:43

the nicest of the nice.

Randy looked around, wondering who needed answers.

192 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7875 04:35

Meanwhile, the pumpernickel sandwich was

193 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7875 19:28

just sitting there, uneaten. It smelled slightly like goblin farts.

194 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7875 22:51

Jolly Bean

195 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7875 23:22

wished that he had a nice shirt, instead of the off-the-rack lime green number he currently wore. "If only

196 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7877 20:58

I had a nice shirt, instead of this off-the-rack lime green number", he uttered,

197 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7878 06:44

while wishing that he had a nice shirt, instead of the

198 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7878 07:17

off-the-rack lime green number he currently wore.

199 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7878 22:26

What a poor bastard, that Jolly. Anyway, Randy's shit

200 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7878 22:49

in a mitt couldn't commit to the
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You know, >>73 is kind of a butthead. (767)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 21:11

Just sayin'

758 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7874 00:30

>>777 sells children for a living.

759 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7874 00:39

>>777 takes his luck for granted

760 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7874 20:26

>>777 swears to God he brought Aeris back to life, and he'll tell you how to do it for 50 dollars.

761 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7874 21:59

>>777 detonates warheads in densely populated areas.

762 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7874 23:08

>>777 is a war head who continuously foments strife between nations.

763 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7875 05:03

Kids are cruel, and >>777 is very in touch with his inner child.

764 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7875 15:05

>>777 walks around convenience stores poking holes in condom packages with a needle.

765 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7877 17:42

>>777 Has several more tips for women who want to get pregnant by men who don't want to impregnate them.

766 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7878 18:13

>>777 dropped my notebook when I wasn't looking and didn't tell me.

767 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7878 21:25

>>777 is fucking your lover right now.
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[Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Abomination] (958)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6163 01:25

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950 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7864 21:47

951 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7865 12:18

952 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7867 01:07

953 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7867 01:31


>This category is very silly.
>Yes, it is a load of balls.


954 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7868 16:04

956 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7872 15:44

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CTRL+V THREAD! [part Ⅺ] (418)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 21:56

U+216A (Roman Numeral Eleven) - The Unicode Character Reference
Ⅺ Unicode Roman Numeral Eleven

409 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7871 16:09

And when your small fry aggravate you, do you call them bad narders or young gommels or brazen faggots or bedlamer boys or noggyheads?

410 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7871 16:33

I like to taunt guys who say that further by telling them that what they are saying is politics, and they should follow netiquette and keep it out.

411 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7872 23:30

Then a company like Wintersoft comes along and offers a game like Ring of Darkness. You don't care that it's a breathtakingly obvious ripoff of Ultima; it's not like Richard Garriott--the prick who has the audacity to call himself Lord British--was porting his stuff to your little Welsh machine. It's all you have, and you love it.

412 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7873 21:05

Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "You drive; I'll man the guns."

413 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7874 01:22

414 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7874 05:50

[$swapprefix(%album artist%) -]

415 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7875 23:55

Im learning how to program Java so I can become a make a video game when I grow up or hack for the better (cia hacking)

416 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7876 18:01

417 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7876 19:59

smooooch ・∀・

418 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7877 18:21

Peter Ruecker of the gliding club said: 'He was happy he had the job with Germanwings and he was doing well. He gave off a good feeling.'

On some pilot forums, friends of the dead man said: 'He had a lot of loyalty for a hired pilot and was a big guy for his family and friends.

'I don't know what God has in store for Andreas but I hope it fits his Master Plan which Andreas was always getting caught in. It's a shame that this one time he didn't fly so good. RIP, Andreas, hopefully you'll get to bring friends wherever you are.'

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ITT your last google search [PART II] (494)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 14:54


485 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7862 18:10

cripples with dimples

486 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7862 20:30


487 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7862 21:44

dark priest shaft

488 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7864 00:10

woman tempted by food stock photo

489 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7864 05:19

frustrated man at computer stock photo

490 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7864 20:59

fruit leather

491 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7865 14:53


492 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7865 20:37

"tengu the greedyjew"

493 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7867 17:36

little penguin

494 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7877 15:45

"the more you struggle"

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