The Elitist Superstructure of DQN @ 4-ch

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1: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#36] (27) 2: ITT your last google search [PART IV] (330) 3: [REI] May I take your order? [Part VII] (413) 4: CTRL+V THREAD! [part XV] (393) 5: [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 6] (8) 6: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#35] (999) 7: [Creativity] ITT we make a sentence with each word starting with a letter of our CAPTCHAs (304) 8: [Youtube] ™ QUALITY VIDEOS ™ [DQN][Part III] (346) 9: [Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Part III] (586) 10: [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 5] (999) 11: DQN LINK SHARING FROM AROUND THE WORLD (164) 12: [Music] ITT We Come up With Names for a Band [Wordplay] [Cool] (107) 13: shitty fucking poetry night (406) 14: [HISTORY] cracky-chan [SERIOUS BUSINESS] (420) 15: [READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 5] (244) 16: Why is moot posting? (52) 17: What are you listening to? [CONTENTLESS][MUSIC] (220) 18: Post itt each time you think about lolis (75) 19: ( ί °ί) Post mildly uplifting things (564) 20: ITT we report on the freaks we see around the 'hood (86) 21: Occupy Gikopoi (13) 22: y“ϊ–{‚ΜƒLƒ`ƒKƒC’p•”zƒGƒ‹ƒrƒX”ς’Ήy²“‘F•v‚S‚PΞz (455) 23: [Bad Thread] look at me! [Attention Whoring] (32) 24: [VIOLENCE] ITT we decide who would win the fight set up by the poster above us (263) 25: ITT the previous poster is a panda [PART II] (209) 26: ITT you have worn armor, a rusty dagger, and amnesia (457) 27: ITT questions you can't answer (16) 28: [Contentful] ITT we write down our dreams. [Serialization] [Thoughts] (487) 29: ( E-E) Beady Eyes [Thread Derailed] (933) 30: Demanding from the next poster (867) 31: [Part 9] ( LƒΦ`) Grandpa [Legendary] (421) 32: 4chan Wordfilter Replacement Thread (241) 33: I found it! I found the Yoshinoya (15) 34: HEY DQN I'M HUNGRY (8) 35: Yesterday, I went to Yoshinoya... (372) 36: The Global Empire of the Elitist Superstructure of DQN (14) 37: [ADMIN HARASSMENT] ITT 1000 acronyms for [BPS] (69) 38: [Part V] ( EƒΦE) Clonepa [Crap ass] (168) 39: [ ▱ƒΦ▱] GraDos 〚Parody〛 (23) 40: [Part III] The previous poster is a nerd [otaku] (431)

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#36] (27)

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9877 15:22


19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9877 20:20

Missed 14GET's over

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9877 20:58

Tailor? I hardly know 'er!

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9877 21:00

speaking of things that suck, guns'n'roses

22 Name: guns'n'roses : 1993-09-9877 21:42

Just take those old records off the shelf
I'll sit and listen to 'em by myself
Today's music ain't got the same soul
I like that old time rock 'n' roll
Don't try to take me to a disco
You'll never even get me out on the floor
In ten minutes I'll be late for the door
I like that old time rock'n' roll
Still like that old time rock'n' roll
That kind of music just soothes the soul
I reminisce about the days of old
With that old time rock 'n' roll
Won't go to hear them play a tango
I'd rather hear some blues or funky old soul
There's only sure way to get me to go

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23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9882 21:03

DQN is back!

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9882 21:05


25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9882 21:06

I didn't miss you. Not one bit.

26 Name: bps!!+u1+mB+S (Admin) : 1993-09-9882 21:27

hard disk failure was to blame...

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9882 21:59

longcat died so 4-ch could live

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ITT your last google search [PART IV] (330)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9518 07:40

top 10 haunted wikipedia pages ever

321 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9875 20:49

"prepping the bull penis stew"

322 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9876 03:56

Why does (*߁[ί) look so smug

323 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9876 16:19

It's the brackets that make the emojicon appear with its chin up.

324 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9876 17:12

guitarron yodelling

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327 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9877 02:35

hydrogenated lard

328 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9877 14:45


329 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9877 18:21

ejaculating after being angry

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9882 21:17

how to stop hair being messed up by wind

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[REI] May I take your order? [Part VII] (413)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7141 21:05

@@@-]]- A
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@What? You're still here?
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==

404 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9870 23:11

(EΝE) Do you support eating poo-poo more or less than other forms of eating?

405 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9871 01:02

(EΝE) Do you support eating poo-poo more or less than other forms of defecation?

406 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9871 01:02

Rei sure is talkative.

407 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9871 16:24

@@@-]]- A
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Can I interest you in ordering something or getting out?
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==

408 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9871 19:42

(EΝE) Then give me a big serving of poo-poo.

409 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9871 22:12

@@@-]]- A
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@What flavour?
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==

410 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 00:37

(EΝE) Rocky road.

411 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 16:18

@@@-]]- A
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@That comes with a side. Would you like coleslaw or potato salad?
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==

412 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9877 13:57

(EΝE) It was just a joke, lady. I didn't expect an interview here.

413 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9882 21:13

@@@-]]- A@@Can I get you a drink with that?
^@@@@@R@@Any sides or condiments?
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@Will there be anything else?
i @˜§-]@|! i@ Cash or card?
_R .U@- Ιƒm @Do you have a loyalty card?
@@MMƒt@iL@@@Would you like a receipt?
@ @ / _ɁT@@What's your social security number?
@@/__i |˜£!|@@ And your mother's maiden name?
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
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CTRL+V THREAD! [part XV] (393)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9648 10:43

There's one thing that I want to ask you.
Please remember #1, who disappeared after building the crap thread,
even on occasion.

384 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 03:25

pov: yr drivin from portland to seattle & just passed i-5 exit 72

/ | \ |P P P P_| š |_P |
/ | \ | RACISM! (❛ᴗ❛) |
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/ | \ PPPP| |PPPP

385 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 14:37

No matter the man, we all wear masks...
Either on our faces or over our hearts.

386 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 20:43

As with most of the races of Mer, their split with the Mer Precursor "Aldmer" was over religious differences, though in the case of the Orcs, it was not voluntary. They were originally the worshipers of the Aldmeri spirit Trinimac, but Trinimac was "eaten" by the Daedric Prince Boethia and later excreted. Trinimac's remains became the Daedric Prince Malacath, while his Aldmeri followers were transformed into the Orcs. (Malacath is the central figure and patron deity in Orcish religion.)

387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 23:35

Trending in United States
Trending with: Ted Cruz
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388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9874 12:24

PC/mobile only: naming your character using an internal object ID number in brackets will give you the item that corresponds with the number whenever an NPC mentions you by your name. For example, entering [645][499][163] will give you an Iridium Sprinkler, Ancient Seeds, and a Legend. (This exploit also works with naming children and animals.)

389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9875 01:07

Hundreds of Japanese children surrered from epileptic seizures while watching Pokémon. It was the infamous episode titled Electric Hero Porygon. The children were rushed to the hospital after viewing flashing lights of one of Pikachu's dumb attacks. Guess what? This could've been prevented if the stupid company that draws the cartoon would've known it would happen. They know that flashing lights causes seizures. I think this happened in '96...I dunno, I don't give a shit anyway since I don't watch the show or care about what happens.

Robert J. Brazier was one of the victims of Pokémon when a Pokémon Power Bouncer got lodged in his throat. The doctors couldn't save him because of the size of the toy. The reason Hasbro made it so small was because of greed. Greed for money, greed for more profits. They could've made the 1.5 inch balls smaller, but no, they didn't. Because of them there were more than 60 Pokémon Power Bouncer related deaths. In 1997, Hasbro's Dino Bouncer ball took the life of a 6-year old child.

Another kind of Pokémon death was of children who sufflicated by the Burger King Poké Balls. You probably heard about this enough, so I don't have to explain.

Some injuries caused by Pokémon are of school kids fighting over cards. When a kid gets a "bad trade", he or she may fight the person they traded the card with in order to get it back. Some injuries got children in the hospital. For god sakes, its a piece of cardboard!

390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9875 03:37

I swear by Apollo the physician, and Asclepius, and Hygieia and Panacea and all the gods and goddesses as my witnesses, that, according to my ability and judgement, I will keep this Oath and this contract:

To hold him who taught me this art equally dear to me as my parents, to be a partner in life with him, and to fulfill his needs when required; to look upon his offspring as equals to my own siblings, and to teach them this art, if they shall wish to learn it, without fee or contract; and that by the set rules, lectures, and every other mode of instruction, I will impart a knowledge of the art to my own sons, and those of my teachers, and to students bound by this contract and having sworn this Oath to the law of medicine, but to no others.

I will use those dietary regimens which will benefit my patients according to my greatest ability and judgement, and I will do no harm or injustice to them.

I will not give a lethal drug to anyone if I am asked, nor will I advise such a plan; and similarly I will not give a woman a pessary to cause an abortion.

In purity and according to divine law will I carry out my life and my art.

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391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9876 10:06

VTuber belonging to "Yukkejan Bomber Studio"
This is a dedicated channel for "Yukie Sakura"!
It's a man's daughter!
(Otokonoko)© Here is important! !!

392 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9876 23:32

9 gTake wheat and barley, beans and lentils, millet and spelt; put them in a storage jar and use them to make bread for yourself. You are to eat it during the 390 days you lie on your side. 10 Weigh out twenty shekels[b] of food to eat each day and eat it at set times. 11 Also measure out a sixth of a hin[c] of water and drink it at set times. 12 Eat the food as you would a loaf of barley bread; bake it in the sight of the people, using human excrement for fuel.h 13 The Lord said, gIn this way the people of Israel will eat defiled food among the nations where I will drive them.h

14 Then I said, gNot so, Sovereign Lord! I have never defiled myself. From my youth until now I have never eaten anything found dead or torn by wild animals. No impure meat has ever entered my mouth.h

15 gVery well,h he said, gI will let you bake your bread over cow dung instead of human excrement.h

393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9877 20:31


The abbreviated term for gay male intercourse (Penis+Anus= Penus), when the male genitalia penetrates into the anal sphincter, massaging the male prostate gland.

Also known as anal sex, buttsex, and fudgepacking.
Ricky and Brad engaged in penus all night long.

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[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 6] (8)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 19:50


2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 19:52

Soulja Boy, I tell 'em
Hey, I got a new dance for you all called the Soulja Boy
You gotta punch then crank back three times from left to right
Ah, yeah!

Soulja Boy off in this
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy
Then Superman that whore

Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me you crank that Soulja Boy

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3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 23:21


4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9875 07:51

30 SQ and a dream to get Gilgadick.

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9875 17:46

Ouch, the nostalgia hurt very hardly

I was in elementary school when it was released

I'm in highschool now ;w;

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9876 08:22

Programs I loaded from my TI-99/4A's cassette drive always ran warmer to me. Assembler instructions were a lot more natural back then, not at all like the cold, sanitized, machine-like instructions loaded from your modern SSD.

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9877 05:39

9927 - 9361 = 566
she aged 566 years in 20 seconds, which means she ages 566/20 = 28.3 years per second
9927 / 28.3 =~ 350 seconds = 5 minutes and 50 seconds

She's literally less than 6 minutes old.

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9877 09:41

hai mAn i licked ur old style betar when u did thos bison pics in teh cave walz but this ok 2

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[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#35] (999)

990 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9876 19:40

Ok, let me stop you right there and choke you out.

991 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9876 20:33

Nice to know there are fellow DQN yodelling enthusiasts!

992 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9876 20:34

To the next thread creator: Make sure not to forget to add this one to the list!!!

993 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9876 21:14

key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee

994 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9876 22:27

Does anyone go back and read these?

995 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9876 22:32

Whenever I have some time to burn, I go back and read over hundreds of old DQN posts. These threads contain some of the best and worst.

996 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9876 22:35

Same. I do love going back to the old character threads, too.

997 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9876 23:11

Oh, very exciting

998 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9876 23:19

the End is near

999 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9876 23:27


Finally I will have my brief moment of vc: fame

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[Creativity] ITT we make a sentence with each word starting with a letter of our CAPTCHAs (304)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9516 16:14

*C*old *h*amburgers *a*re *v*ery *e*xecrable, *e*ven *n*auseating

295 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9869 02:02

Boys in Estonia love licking electric nipples.

296 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9870 00:41

shemale harem of cute kitsune

297 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9870 16:40

I'm not a monkey, either!

298 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9871 12:01

"Gay" as in "yaoi".

299 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 21:39

More ear rape!

300 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9874 16:22

Please exit, I can't keep inhaling noxious gases.

301 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9874 18:42

Weep over your nauseating naïveté ending so soon.

302 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9875 08:11

yiff even if not in vaginal entrance

303 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9876 13:37

Hinder our fancy for eating raspberries.

304 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9876 17:00

Wow Orgo, watch that chair hoe

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[Youtube] ™ QUALITY VIDEOS ™ [DQN][Part III] (346)

338 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9856 11:21

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341 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9869 07:52

342 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9869 09:19

>>341 see - a DJ Sharpnel remix was used on sovietrussia's /z/ board once, thank you for these happy memories

343 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9870 15:36

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[Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Part III] (586)

577 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9871 22:21

honestly i think lil b and kanye are just crazy. they say they're god/jesus and proceed to act like idiots. it's the same as when atheists say god is just a metaphor, or a feeling, or something lame like that

578 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9871 22:22

580 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9872 07:43

the subject of the article is not inherently DQN QUALITY, but the attentive reader will detect subtle hints of DQN QUALITY throughout the text
also shoutout to 307 in "ITT your last google search" for making me look at it

581 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 02:44

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585 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9875 09:16

>>584 I just hung a framed picture of a landmark featured on this list on my wall the other day!

586 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9875 09:17

>>585 Those paps were mentioned in passing before

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[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 5] (999)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9305 08:07

(He's a tough boy. You can treat him as one of your items.)

990 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9870 23:28

its always wild to me that the only thing preventing a ton of people from being a dick is leverage

991 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9871 00:36

> Goofy is heterosexual

redacted, just remembered the cartoon where he wants to be Mickey's pet

992 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9871 01:07

I dont have sexual thoughts toward children, but I used to toward adult women. This is a weakness since they [the feds] could potentially plant cp but make it look like it's an adult so I conditioned myself to only coom at adult men penetrating different barnyard animals. It's the only thing that gets me off anymore, frankly

993 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9871 11:59

Whether they fall into "too cute to kill" or "just the right amount of cute that makes them VERY killable" is another matter entirely.

994 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9871 22:28

Humans so divided but we all pee !

995 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9872 16:06

Remember in the past when a mom or grandma could impart such common sense information to their daughters as "eat less food so you're thin and boys like you," now in 202 that's "emotional abuse" that leads to "eating disorders" like "anorexia"

996 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 10:22

I'll assume your nitrate levels were fine, or else all of the fish would be perked for an opportunity to escape the tank for a world they could not know. But even then, how could you expect any living being to cooperate with the expectations you've superficially laid upon it? As a man, surely you've constructed the environment in which you expected to constrict these fish in a reasonable fashion, not only according to their preferred habitat but also to their dietary needs. All of their lives should be nothing but pleasure, if your calculations were correct. However, through the example of the individual who chose to escape your supposed "Crystal Palace" made of panes of glass, you may but only witness the utter freedom your fish express. How stupid they may appear to you in their simple decisions! But, you fail to realize what life you allowed to breathe into these creatures - how they will not align with your conceived order, but will rebel against it without any notion of rebellion. For you see, they have no interest in reason - let alone your reason - but only desire for what they feel as they must do. All your attempts to direct their lives has only drained your spirit whilst unaffecting their own, as your reason is but only your own. That of the fish, however, is pure, and by that fact impossible to influence by some onlooker through the application of a lid or some addition of cling wrap. If the fish wishes to escape its containment, it will set itself free! So you, begotten to a confused state by the actions of your fish, have only brought yourself to confliction - the fish, on the other hand, was the one to truly grasp his freedom, subservient to no master (as you'd like to make yourself to be). And, as you defy the actions of this lone martyr, spitting at the death he brought upon himself, you continue to deny the limits of your power over the life within your tank, the life that will again demand for itself a way out.

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997 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 16:05

What was Aragornfs tax policy? Did he maintain a standing army? What did he do in times of flood and famine? And what about all these orcs? By the end of the war, Sauron is gone but all of the orcs arenft gone – theyfre in the mountains. Did Aragorn pursue a policy of systematic genocide and kill them? Even the little baby orcs, in their little orc cradles?

998 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 19:24

I was one of those kids too, but I stopped being a faggot and hit the gym. You should try it. Not being a faggot is actually a pretty sweet way to live.

999 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9873 19:40


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