The shirt was
The shirt was a fairy, nice!
And then the shirt exploded.
( ˃ ˂) Showering fairy dust everywhere!
Then an angry DQN tied the ends of the threads of the shirt to needles and disassembled it as it knitted a pair of mittens out of it.
but it wasn't just any pair of knitted mittens, it was a
mitten for shirts.
The mittens were somewhat nice.
I'm glad that ended quickly and peacefully.
Forsaken vs Forgotten: who will win?
It's really draining.
Whether it's the girl who asked you to fix something on her bike or what the time is. Or when she's your professor. Or if you've never even talked to her but you can't not admire her cruel beauty.
I have a clear understanding of that. In fact I have reasons to dislike most of them. However, these are intrusive thoughts and I have very little control over them.
Keep in mind that people who have had no to very few encounters with the opposite sex, will often function like this and make a huge deal out of the tiniest things, just because they have to put that energy somewhere.
>>353 just ask every girl who talks to you if she wants sex. she'll either have sex or stop talking to you, either way mission accomplished.
Get out of the kitchen!
>>291 can left click by winking his left eye, right click by winking his right eye, and scroll by picking his nose.
When >>292 attempts to impersonate Sean Connery, he sounds just like Bane.
>>296 Has always been able to predict that some bullshit financing scheme will be created, and it will fuck up the economy, but the can't tell what that scheme is, or when that scheme unravels.
>>297 is always able to retain the ability to know what day of the week it is during long periods of unemployment
Upon meeting someone, >>298 can instantly tell whether or not they have any Mongolian ancestry.
Haigh dokyuns it's a new thread!
I didn't lay a finger on her! Why won't anyone laisten to me?
You're saying >>126 is a woman-beater? naw, I don't believe it.
We fli high
You know this
Oi'm an ondercover spoy.
I wish I had a chubby Asian milf like Ms. Kazama
This hentai is getting a little rapish for my tastes...
These papers aren't cigars or cigarettes yet, but they are quite cigable.
The ( ˃ ˂) phenomenon is a phenomenon consisting of the urge to defecate while reading about Mariko Aoki phenomenon.
Source: it cured my constipation.
This is the best thing I've seen on Wikipedia in a long time.
Elvis-Aska is the most disgraceful in Japan.
He is a real psychotic categorized as a paranoid. and he is continuing playing an actor in delusion.
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Major internet firms summoned to porn meeting
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My dad said something about Detroit that would offend many people. He said "Detroit looks Hiroshima the day after the atomic bomb exploded"
This post is a one hundred percent genuine CTRL+V directly from the clipboard and not blatantly composed from scratch via manual keystrokes. You can't prove that it isn't.
So, the first known dog's name was kind of like "Bow-wow", right?
haha guys this is so magnificent. I just teach my own mother about how serpent energy of krishna and buddha is real stuff and how anyone who knows the truth can present themselves as THE authority. I told my mom that i went on this rightiouss quest to change this earth and that i got exposed to a million things and that i had to battle all of them to come to this point of understanding. And then I gave her this serpent wisdom (The TRUTH) but i told her who that truth belongs to: JESUS. So i told her go to bed and say the words JESUS CHRIST 100 times for 1 week every night and just experience what happens and if she dont like it just quit it and the energy will leave as energy is always temporarly. THen I walk outside and see this comet in the sky and i immediatly become disoriented lol. I truely have no clue what in godsname is going on here but it is amazing. When you are a rightiouss being you invite the devil. Its crazy man, you can be a SATANIST and SATAN WILL LAUGH AT YOU and you turn into his puppet. But the moment you start talking about Jesus Christ wow this Crazy Mental Spiritual Warfare will take on porportions unimaginable. Do you want to become rightiouss? Well there is a big price you will pay and this is just how it SEEMS TO BE... UNTILL that authority comes back haha.
These are the files. I hope you have everything you need.
cut wrist with glass and make blood offering to rabbit
Dance a little jig.
use Level 1 Wand of Lightning on the GAME OVER
You take a piece of broken glass and slit open the skin on your left wrist. You feel an odd sensation, as though small animals were crawling beneath your epidermis. You passingly wonder how long it will take the scars of this wound to heal. The rabbit looks hesitant, then twists its little mouth into a cruel grin and eagerly laps up the blood.
You dance, hopping back and forth from one foot to the other. The rabbit stands up on its hind legs and dances alongside you, blood still dripping from its muzzle.
You pass out (you've really got to do something about this narcolepsy of yours) and dream/hallucinate that you used a piece of broken glass on the rabbit and somehow the two transmuted into a Level 1 Wand of Lightening. You wield the tiny electrified phallic object, and discharge it upon a huge set of letters, twenty metres tall, which have appeared in front of you, reading GAME OVER. Blinding white bolts of lightening strike the letters all over. The relief and satisfaction of denying this monumental symbol of your failure is positively orgasmic.
Slice skin off with glass and turn it into a ring. Propose to rabbit.
Inspect roof of gazebo
Imitate Strong Bad's voice while vandalizing the gazebo, and make sure to pronounce it like "gaze-bo".
Feeling a little woozy from all the blood loss, you take the broken glass and slice a rough chunk of skin from your lower arm. There's really quite a lot of blood now. An awful lot, in fact. You attempt to fashion the loose flap of skin into a ring, producing a rather unconvincing doughnut shape.
"Oh rabbit," you say, slurring your words slightly, "Will you m--"
Your breath catches in your throat. The words simply won't come out.
"Will you m- m--"
You require level two matrimony to use the bigamy ability.
You tilt your head to look at the top of the gazebo. It is hexagonal in shape, like the rest of the gazebo, with a shallowly inclined red roof tapering to a single point. Very scenic, you think to yourself.
( E-E) If you make me sing that song, I will sing it at the resonant frequency of your ship, causing it to explode.
the something smoopy somethings, Smoopy, Goscone, Drugdeller, Accoplis, the druids, the pterodactyl, the employees of VirtualCORP, the poker players at Bill's, all the previous authors,
Sargoth. Where was I going with this?" asked Mr. Grey after changing his last name to appear more European.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!" interjected the GSL, who, along with everyone else on the bus, and the bus itself, was very much on fire. Mr Grey sat, on fire, sipping his tea, also on fire, and pondered this comment.
"Mmm, yes, you might be right. I suppose
we might very well be all on fire. I can't tell for sure, though, since my eyes and all my heat-sensing nerves appear to have been destroyed. Probably by fire."
The bus continued to hurtle on, with no one having any clue how they even got there, when a plethora of time wizards who appeared in the first DQN Short Novel in the form of all the spaces and punctuation suddenly stopped being on fire and ran to the front of the bus.
are a man's b-friend.
They make a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.
And that is why, despite the brilliance of their forefathers, and every golden opportunity presented to them by this mysterious life, everybody simply farted and laughed.
Then the universe exploded.