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1: What are you listening to? [CONTENTLESS][MUSIC] (62) 2: ITT the previous poster is a Narutard (7) 3: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#22] (193) 4: CTRL+V THREAD! [Part Ⅻ] (437) 5: ITT your last google search [PART III] (159) 6: [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 3] (67) 7: [Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Part II] (401) 8: what's that coming over the hill? (142) 9: [REI] May I take your order? [Part VII] (173) 10: [Contentful] ITT we write down our dreams. [Serialization] [Thoughts] (190) 11: [Youtube] ™ QUALITY VIDEOS ™ [DQN][Part II] (629) 12: The guy with the comically huge sword thread [PART I] (89) 13: ITT we make a really short song (55) 14: [Nyo]ITT why Piyoko will never be as good as Puchiko[Nyo] (9) 15: ( E-E) I wouldn't say this if this wasn't an anonymous board... (757) 16: ITT the previous poster is a panda (999) 17: [Part IV] ( EƒΦE) Clonepa [Crap ass] (768) 18: red snapper (2) 19: ITT you have worn armor, a rusty dagger, and amnesia (443) 20: ( ˃ „D˂) POST ANGRY THINGS!! [PART 2] (181) 21: bite me (2) 22: [Part III] The previous poster is a nerd [otaku] (320) 23: [gay]ITT the previous poster is a fag[homosexual] (53) 24: What's "DQN"? (18) 25: ( ί ƒŽί) Post Happy Things (Part Four!) (521) 26: ( ί °ί) Post mildly uplifting things (508) 27: [READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 4] (562) 28: [Tired]I'm sleepy.[Comfy] (3) 29: [Emergency] Emergency mittens release thread [MITTENS] (46) 30: Let's hate on things beginning with E [Venting] (52) 31: [♥] ITT we tell the previous poster we love them [‚Ε‚κ‚Ε‚κ] (43) 32: ITT the previous poster is responsible for global warming. (194) 33: [Health] ITT the previous poster is grotesquely obese [Fitness] (18) 34: [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 2!] (999) 35: You know what? Fuck >>53 [GROUP DISCUSSION] (46) 36: idk what is this place (26) 37: New thread (13) 38: ITT we hate on things that are easy targets (619) 39: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#21] (999) 40: ITT we overcompensate for our lack of humor with excessive irony, parody and self-reference [wat] (10)

What are you listening to? [CONTENTLESS][MUSIC] (62)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7133 00:06

Share what you're listening to and help others find good music based on genres.

Appaloosa - Travelling

Genre: Jungle/Oldschool DnB

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8358 23:04

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8359 04:11

Graham Kartna - Star U

How is it?

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8363 08:18

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8380 21:04

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8382 03:05

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8382 12:06

59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8382 16:54

60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8382 19:37

61 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8382 19:38

>>59 their track "éÅéèéÅéòéùéùéùéùéùéùéùéù" is my favourite, it's from "Super Secret Lolicore Compilation Vol. 1"

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8426 18:46

Anyone know if there's an album to download with this on it?

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ITT the previous poster is a Narutard (7)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5570 20:53

>>0 Spends his days sitting on a couch and watching his Naruto Blu-ray discs, while eating snacks from Naruto themed packages.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5570 22:00

@ ΘQΘ@@@ΘQΘ@@@ΘQΘ@@ ΘQΘ@ @ @@ΘQΘ
@i@EΝEj @ i@M[Lj@@i@LΝMj@ i@ί Νί j@@@ i@OΝOj
@i@@@@‚Β„±Ύ„ͺ„ͺΎ„ͺΎ„ͺ„ͺΎ„ͺΎ„ͺΎ„ͺ„±Ό@ @ @‚Β
@b b@|@ „«This thread has peacefully ended.„«@b b b
@i_QjQj „³„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„³@i_QjQj@@@@@Thank you.

3 Name: Piyoko the Triphag : 1993-09-5603 20:11

@ ˜Έ ί ƒŽί ΙΏ @They're fillers, get over it, pyo!
@@ /@B@R
@@<@@@@ >
@@@i/ Ύ

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8423 14:26

>>3 runs with his arms spread out behind him

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8424 07:00

>>4 doesn't accept anything after chapter 699.

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8424 12:48

>>5 refuses to let something die, even when it's been going on for thousands of days and should have ended long ago.

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8426 18:34

14 years, and it's going to be over soon, final episode in october.

Hopefully >>6 doesn't kill themselves afterward

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[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#22] (193)

184 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8425 16:21

>>183 samsung marketer please go

185 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8425 19:29

japanese articles on chinese things that only give the japanese pronunciation of the characters is giving me autism, im gonna look like a fucking dork talking about chikusho kinen this and sou sou that

186 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8425 21:19

Picture this. A bunch of cute girls break into your house while you're still asleep, find you, and pin you to the bed, one holding down each limb. Then one climbs up and cuddles you. I don't mean a half-hearted arms-wrapped-loosely-around-midriff affair, I mean a full on ribcage squeezing, with snuggling, head nuzzling under chin, whispering sweet nothings and making warm affirmative humming noises. Once her arms get tired, she swaps places with one of her associates. This goes on for some time.

Days pass. They feed you, give you water, change your bedpan and so on as necessary, but never let up the cuddling for more than five seconds at a time. You fall asleep cuddled and wake up cuddled. You lose track of time. Your mind goes fuzzy and you begin to forget what life was like before. Finally, months later, they let you go. Your muscles have atrophied. You are covered in bedsores. You cannot even stand unaided. You have been cuddled so hard and for so long that your life is forever changed by it.

This is how much cuddling I would need to feel okay. That's how lonely I am.

187 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8426 01:30

I actually achieved the ero-manga dream of cumming in a girl's mouth and then proceeding directly to sex without any refractory period. I didn't think it was possible.

188 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8426 01:56

yureru mawaru fureru setsunai kimochi
futari de issho ni nemuru Winter Land
anata dake mitsumete watashi dake mitsumete
asu wo chikau

189 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8426 05:09


190 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8426 09:42

>>173 Okay good, thanks! But I can't draw attention to the real things, so I can't say "Buffy" or "Grease". It's for a rivalry story arc, a kind of leather-jacketed how-you-doing greaser sort of guy vs. I think Rupert Giles basically, an older, experienced, occult fighting dude. But I haven't seen any Buffy to know much about him

191 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8426 14:51

I'm feeling better and better about my body.

192 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8426 15:14

time for sassages.

193 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8426 18:28

Congress is considering a controversial bill that, if passed, would prevent those over 27 from being covered under their parents' Netflix accounts.

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CTRL+V THREAD! [Part Ⅻ] (437)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8212 17:58


428 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8421 22:16


429 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8422 03:08

Pyongyang, September 20 (KCNA) -- The 15th Pyongyang International Film Festival opened on Sept. 16 is drawing large audience every day.

On the showing at the festival are films produced by different countries in recent years and films highly appreciated at various international film festivals in the last period.
The Pyongyang International Cinema House, Taedongmun, Kaeson and Tongdaewon Cinemas, the Central Youth Hall, the Ponghwa Art Theatre and other places are crowded with cinema-goers, film fans and foreign guests.
The films fully reflect the people's struggle for preserving peace and justice and creating a new life and custom, ideology and sentiment and patriotism of the people of relevant countries.
The feature films of the DPRK, the Russian Federation, China, Hong Kong of China, India, Kyrgyzstan and Poland impress the audience.
Documentary, short and cartoon films of different countries are also popular among audience.
The festival goes on. -0-

430 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8422 08:26


431 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8423 19:19

432 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8423 20:39

To the stepe then thay goon yche hote day at noon... The cause of the steepe is to weere hym fro the flee.

433 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8424 04:04

"tewi the rabbit by bkub"

435 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8426 01:18

The stench of privilege hung heavy in the air

436 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8426 17:45

Therefs a campus group called the Pre-Law Society, and I know full well what they do, but my brain insists that they LARP a prehistoric anarchist lifestyle.

437 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8426 17:47


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ITT your last google search [PART III] (159)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8289 23:10

kikuko inoue mgs

150 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8418 13:15

how long does it cost to make your usually take

151 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8418 20:16

youngest suicide

152 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8418 23:51

dqn shit novel

153 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8421 19:12

"my butterfly sense is tingling"

154 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8425 07:49

cute spiders

155 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8425 11:48

snes station

156 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8425 12:59

"fnar fnar"

157 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8425 14:15

inertia creeps

158 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8425 14:24

lay on hands -warcraft

159 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8426 16:38

scuba diving dog

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[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 3] (67)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8410 15:46

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8421 13:04

It seems everyone can smell bay but youc..hmmm! gLook, my Johnny is the only cadet marching in step!h
Are you sure itfs a bay tree you are plucking leaves from?

59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8421 19:56

It would be like naming the cockroaches in your basement as you spray for them.

60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8421 21:57

a meteor could hit the planet and wipe us out. that's one way 2017 could be better

61 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8423 12:14

i not hate jew so much these days .i realise i never encounter jew in real life ,so maybe they not so bad .or perhaps they sneaky hiding

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8423 13:15

La Libreta Universitaria es un documento que contiene tus datos personales y ... La Universidad Nacional de La Plata te exige un examen médico obligatorio. .... Podés igualmente cursar materias, rendir exámenes finales, usar la biblioteca, pedir certificados ... ¿Qué tengo que hacer para volver a ser alumno regular?

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8424 01:11

She's got one eye on Bill, one eye on retirement.

64 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8426 01:29

The demand for racism has outstripped the supply. Thus most of what is discussed is imaginary

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8426 12:44

My landlord refused to fix my dishwasher so I challenged him to a duel. I won so I now own his 13 year old daughter.

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8426 15:16

I'm a member of the uber-right. I only drive white people.

67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8426 15:50

that ain't the corn of the unicorn you're grabbing, dude.
that's the penis of the unipenis.

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[Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Part II] (401)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7927 20:09

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393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8414 23:04

394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8417 16:48

395 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8417 21:28

397 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8420 23:41

>>396 What? A deep-fried Mars bar is nothing like a doughnut!

398 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8421 02:28

399 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8423 08:52
This is where the modern huddle of ideas take roots.

400 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8425 16:09

401 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8426 13:04

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what's that coming over the hill? (142)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 19:26

( ί ƒŽί) Is it a mitten?

( ί ƒŽί) ...

( ί -ί) Oh, it isn't.

133 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7700 15:05

( ί ƒŽί) I said, "I voted for Obama twice!"

( ί ƒŽί)@...

( ί -ί) And then I apologized to the entire world for inflicting that incompetent moron on all of you. Bush was better.

134 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7700 15:46

( ί ƒŽί) I boycotted last elections!

( ί ƒŽί)@...

( ί -ί) And thus I supported the winner, Putin.

135 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7700 15:48

( ί ƒŽί) I called for our troops to come home immediately!

( ί ƒŽί)@...

( ί -ί) And thus I allowed ISIL to run rampant over the Middle East. Sorry 'bout that, guys.

136 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7700 22:18

( ί ƒŽί) I voted for Johnson!

( ί ƒŽί)@...

( ί -ί) Which means I'm on a watch list and all my posts to DQN have been associated to my SSN in The Database.

137 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7701 03:14

( ί ƒŽί) I voted for Stein!

( ί ƒŽί)@...

( ί -ί) Which means I'm now a communist according to the government. Fortunately, the government hasn't given a shit about communists since the 80s, so it doesn't matter.

138 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7701 07:48

( ί -ί) wat

( ί -ί) ...

( ί -ί) wat

139 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7701 08:38

( ί ƒŽί) I didn't vote!

( ί ƒŽί)@...

( ί -ί) My handwriting was so bad that the voter registration people couldn't make out my SSN.

140 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7701 23:29

( ί ƒŽί) >>137, they just blame everything on Russia instead!

( ί ƒŽί)@...

( ί -ί) I'm in Russia.

141 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8425 22:26

( ί ƒŽί) Who's running this time?

( ί ƒŽί)@...

( ί -ί) Oh God. Oh God oh God oh God.

142 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8425 23:09

( ί ƒŽί) It's Dieter Baumann!


( ί -ί) Annnnnnnd there he goes.
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[REI] May I take your order? [Part VII] (173)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7141 21:05

@@@-]]- A
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@What? You're still here?
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==

164 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8242 10:55

(*߁[ί) What wines do you have? I need to check it's not filtered through goat bones.

165 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8242 12:36

(*K^K) weed is bad

166 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8242 16:23

@ @-]]- A
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@We just have this old bottle of sheep squeezins.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @It's pretty rancid.
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==

167 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8242 17:41

(*߁[ί) ...
(*߁[ί) I'll take it.

168 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8242 18:20

(*߁[ί) Do you have any good beer?

169 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8242 20:08

(*߁[ί) You know, as a chaser?

170 Name: i L_T`j : 1993-09-8242 22:55

(ίᖢ₯) Chaser? I 'ardly know 'er!
(ίᖢ₯) Heh.
(ίᖢ₯) ...
(ίᖢ₯) I'll have another.

171 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8246 01:16

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172 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8424 13:36

( LEƒΦE`) I'd like some neurotoxins to go.

173 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8425 22:21

@ @-]]- A
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@We're fresh out. How 'bout a turducken sandwich?
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==

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[Contentful] ITT we write down our dreams. [Serialization] [Thoughts] (190)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6700 20:39

In the beginning I am running in the forest naked as fast as I can, as if I'm escaping from something. I encounter big swarms of aggressive bees recklessly stinging me on the road but it doesn't stop me. Then I get to a branch and realize that all but one of the stings were actually nails. Strangely, those nails are actually reversed, pointing up with the head inside my skin.
Suddenly, an empty cinema room. I'm standing there, examining the only one of those stings that isn't a nail, and vomitting on it in order to neutralize the poison. The nails are expulsed out of my skin, the scars and the vomit disappear, I take a seat, and people start getting inside the room.
The film starts, and I know even before its beginning it's a sequel to a show I really like (Kaamelott). But that film is fucking terrible, and the only scene I remember is some guy running ejecting nails out of his skin.
Suddenly, I'm in a medieval Europe-styled market next to the forest and a railroad. Someone is with me and goes on the railroad. I tell that person what ey's doing is dangerous and ey comes back. I look at an arcade game in the market and decide to play it. The screen shows a cylindric tower slightly to the left in front of a blue sky with a few clouds, and there are ghosts with their tongues out represented exactly by the same sprite as in the Touhou games for PC-98.
And then I wake up.

181 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8364 19:04

Dad came by and told me he loves me.

Woke up feeling pretty good after that.

182 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8382 17:17

There was a baby elephant in the back garden and my dog and it were chasing one another around gleefully.

183 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8393 09:21

I was receiving vigorous anal sex while dressed as a girl.

Woke up with an erection.

184 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8420 16:17

I dreamed that I was in Manhattan NY. I was in a taxi cab. I was naked and looking for any clothes I could find in the taxi cab. The cab stopped and I woke up at that moment.

185 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8420 16:56

I keep dreaming about my ex ( ._.)

186 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8420 17:27

I dreamt I was walking through a corridor in a church parish hall. I passed by a room where children musicians were practicing. There was a violinist, a bassist, and a pianist. They weren't virtuosic, but it was very easy to believe they would attain virtuosity in their adult lives. I began to wish, in the way you can only wish against reality in a dream, that I would go back in time and start over with the knowledge that if I only practiced as a child every day, I could have been a good violinist.

187 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8423 18:35

I woke up in the middle of my nap to a buzzing sound. When I rolled over, there was a small RC helicopter in the shape of a cube on my bed. I grabbed it and realized that it had been recording me for a while. It tried to get away, so I pressed a button that turned the rotors off, then pressed the button again and let it go. My roommate walked in a few minutes later and I asked him, "Did you fly a drone into my room to watch me sleep?" He said, "Yeah." I asked why. He laughed and said, "Just think of what we can learn!" I wanted to interrogate him further, but he glitched out of the room.

188 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8424 16:39

I had a dream my bed was trying to hit on me and had a female text to speech voice and said it was gonna wear lingerie and stuff. And there was like a sexy nightgown thing on laying on the bed.

189 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8425 07:29

A game that I backed on Kickstarter in 2012, which drained all of its budget away with poor management and staffing, leaving it funded out of pocket and still not released got a release date announcement trailer.

190 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8425 11:48

My apartment building installed some metal grate which could only be opened from the inside and nearly left me locked out.

Then I met the Counter Strike dev team.

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