You aren't aware of any games you're playing, or how you would go about pausing such a thing, but you suppose you could always try ἄะฮวษอς ἀฯศόห ἀศฯอาหอί ยฟหῶห, ศἄ Ἠสฟฦίฟ ἰฤέษฟ ษรίภลฦฯอห. ฆฟῦษอς ยฟίัฟς มῶี; ศἄ ฮฟฯฟός ศάฯฟภอς ἀฯศόห ἐฮวยรวฮหίς. ครวฯลหίς ἀศฯέฟ มาษษάς ἄฯมรษษฟ ἰห ยέᾳ - ยฯῆรς‽ ขฟหῶห! ครวฯลหίς ยฟหῶห! Ἄอฯัής ะίมาหอς ἀศόหัวอห มάฯศฟ มอัάห ยώฯฟฬ "ἰฤέษฟ," ฮฟฯฟός สฟััύลς.
(ฉรίภลฦฯอห ศἄ ῥอῦัอ ἄยยรร ษฟίภฟ ศอῖอς: >>430)
Suppressing an evil laugh, you slip into the side office and begin meddling with the computer, attempting to twist the facilities to your own nefarious ends. Unfortunately, you find that there is an absurd number of variables, most of them quite ambiguously labelled, and the interface usability leaves something to be desired. Where... where is the orc setting? There must be one, surely?
Quick! Assume battle positions ASAP! Stay frosty! Stay frosty!
Ask Jack to clone babies from a mix of our DNA.
Do lewd yuri stuff with Jack
Destroy the cloning apparatus. If I can't have my nefarious orcish GMOs, no one shall!
Protest that every being created by the apparatus should carry a GMO sticker with them.
What did you expect, a gold star for being a Jew?
Oh no! A fight is imminent! You wriggle free from Jack's embrace and take up position crouching by the door, peeking through a crack into the main chamber. It remains empty, but the echo of voices grows ever louder. At last, you begin to be able to make out words: "...together... try them on to see." The curious message is chanted with immense gravity. On "see", the voices suddenly stop. At the same time, you see a slight movement out of the corner of your eye coming from the northwest tunnel. You're sure it was too small and fast to be human.
You take Jack's hand in your own, and say to her "Jack, I... I think we should clone b--" "Of course!" she interjects explosively "We should clone some throwaway grunts and spring them on the intruders as an ambush! Good thinking, Ariadne." Happy as you are to be praised thus, that wasn't quite what you meant. You begin some weak objection, but Jack is already busily tapping away at the console.
That kiss earlier awakened an odd desire within you. You feel like you want to touch and be touched by Jack more. You reach out to her, but stop short of contact. The ten centimetre space between your hand and her shoulder seems to expand into an insurmountable gulf, and you feel all the weight of thousands of years of heteronormativity and sexual taboos wrench your hand back down to your side.
"Y-you should've made it obvious that they were clones! With stickers!" Jack laughs and releases you, apparently passing it off as a joke. You decide it best to quit while you're ahead.
You ask yourself whether or not you were expecting a gold star, either metaphorically or literally. You're find that you were not.
Looking again through the crack in the door, you see that five of the pods near the north wall have peeled open, each disgorging a single man wearing grey combat armour. They mill about in a loose group, looking around expectantly. Then, a row of grunts files in from the opening to the northwest tunnel. These grunts are different; rather than combat armour, they wear off-white jumpsuits, many with mudstains. Each wields a makeshift wooden quarterstaff, with the exception of the one in the lead, who is wearing a headdress composed of various red feathers and flowers. He is holding what looks like a pile of leaves in one hand.
He approaches the newborn grunts and addresses them in an authoritative manner: "I am the voice of the High Priest of the Schismatics. You will join us or be slain where you stand." They look at one another uncertainly, bow their heads and join the back of the procession. With a single gesture from the lead grunt, the entire group then spreads out and begins investigating the room.
Seduce the High Priest with cute mewing.
( ฿ -฿) Come on ya bloody wankers!
>>71 was arrested and placed under Anti-Social Behavior Order because he was seen on a surveillance camera writing "Prime Minister Cameron is a wanker" on a wall in a back alley.
>>73 wonders why almost every nation decided to drive on the wrong side of the road, and sees it as a sign of others not understanding Britain's obvious superiority.
>>74 cheered at today's Trooping of the Colours, despite considering the royal family a bunch of useless leeches.
>>75 went to Beachy Head today for his weekly pub lunch and the possibility of getting to watch a suicide jumper.
>>77 uses an alphabet containing the letters "haitch" and "zed".
>>79 is a right cheeky cunt ill hook in the gabber, I swer on me mum
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https://goreshit.bandcamp.com/album/my-love-feels-all-wrong-digipak two physical copies left as I post this~
What was with the sudden change in art style from full bara to full David Bowie around midway through Jojo part 4? I got through like 15 chapters of part 5 before I realized Buccellati was supposed to be a boy.
I... don't think that's a number.
Here comes a candle to light you to bed!
Here comes a chopper to chop off your head!
A girl who really wants to be hugged but can't find the words to say so.
An anime where the series itself is pretty crappy but the soundtrack is amazing. Also known as "every single JC Staff show".
Those last two verses have a completely different metric to the rest of Oranges and Lemons. It might not even be original to Oranges and Lemons at all!
And all this time I assumed "The Rape of the Lock" had something to do with a key being forcibly jammed in a keyhole.
hikari no hashira koeteeee
I do not like your Windows Eight.
I do not like it, Mr. Gates.
U+216A (Roman Numeral Eleven) - The Unicode Character Reference
Ⅺ Unicode Roman Numeral Eleven
Look at what you've become
DaRk^ Has joined #Ghetto
<DaRk^> Sup Niggaz.
<johnyy> sup foo
<BFMV> sup foo
<Kenz> Yo nig.
<tonydakid> sup foo
<johnyy> we are all white right ?
إجابتك صحيحة. الرجاء نسخ النص في مربع النص هذا ولصقه في المربع أدناه.
"phase space" weather prediction
Horatio: "Now cracks a noble heart." (5.2.352)
"phantasy star" "dark phallus"
reaction diffusion system
jurassic park feathers
"see you in tea"
i'll do the theme tune tiny little luke skywalker
"myass open at 6am"
>One source said: "Whenever the Beatles showed up, there was some kind of physical beating or torture."
"total crap, but I enjoy it"
I kinda gave cats the ability to raise the dead
I was arrested recently for shitting in my town's only freshwater reservoir. Maybe you should become a forest ranger or whoever those meanies were who held me there until the cops showed up. The thing is, I'd do it again in a heartbeat. That reservoir hasn't seen the last of my ass.
So let's take a look at the guy's interests:
Aztec serpent gods
Eclectic tastes, I must say.
I'm thinking about replacing the traditional padded cushion couch with a hammock. Think two people could easily sit in one together, feet on the ground... doing.. couch.. stuff? Watching movies, etc
According to an article in my newspaper today (Tuesday), Chris Roberts, a social historian, has researched 24 nursery rhymes, including "Oranges and Lemons".
He concludes that virtually all of them are full of sexual innuendo. "Oranges and Lemons" is, in fact a lewd song about a couple's wedding night. "Candle etc." is a reference to the new bride tempting the groom, while "here comes a chopper" alludes to the bride losing her virginity.
Make of it what you will, but I think it says more about Chris Roberts than it does about nursery rhymes!!
Yup someone posted some Asterix and Obelix 'nudes' some time ago. Goodbye childhood.
/dqn/'s official bad post thread. If you feel the need to make an awful, unfunny, useless post, please do it here instead of in other threads. Ever since the ``Niggergate incident" (I hope we all remember that thread?) we have been in desperate need of local quarantine. Please try to limit all tripcode use, 4chan catchphrases, thread derails, etc to this thread so the board will improve.
All 4chan users/tripcode users/trolls welcome.
What the hell is this fucking cokc-eyed bullshit?
You stupid bitch, your eyes are so far apart it looks like Moses parted them!!
1 earth-rotation apart
CLOSE YOUR MOUTH TRAMP
You're mediocre attempt at Gyaru is pure SHIT. Don't act like you know all the fucking gyaru sub-styles like you've been Gal your whole life, whore. You look like you have downs syndrom!
hey espeon are you fucking died? this is a nigger from Steam and you are GONE
tfw no gf
Speaking of shiptoasting...
it hasn't even begun
You need Jesus.
Kongo a shit
(`tL) WHYYYY do I run out of lighter fluid when I crave a cigarette the most?!
( ˃ ˂)ม-̾
( ◕ ◕)ม-̾ Goof Butts
(ฅ_ฅ)ม- Anybody got a light?