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1: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#15] (510) 2: ITT your last google search [PART II] (356) 3: ITT you have worn armor, a rusty dagger, and amnesia (265) 4: ITT we hate on things that are easy targets (509) 5: [READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 4] (287) 6: [Contentful] ITT we write down our dreams. [Serialization] [Thoughts] (22) 7: Best song thread eva [SONG] (17) 8: You know, >>73 is kind of a butthead. (742) 9: [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] (425) 10: CTRL+V THREAD! [part Ⅺ] (232) 11: [HISTORY] cracky-chan [SERIOUS BUSINESS] (373) 12: ITT we solve the question above us [Part 6] (495) 13: [Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Abomination] (842) 14: i* XEj Post Confusing Things! [gibbelsig] (101) 15: Hey, lighten up, man... (60) 16: [Misery] ( -) Post unhappy things... [Part 3] (440) 17: [SAITAMA][News] Man scrambles out just before train slams van [Emergency] (59) 18: [Youtube] QUALITY VIDEOS [DQN][Part II] (132) 19: Please stfu about Omega Ruby and Alpha Saphire. (6) 20: [ART] Draw something about Channel4! [CREATIVITY] [ORIGINAL CONTENT] (26) 21: DQN Fanart? (18) 22: [Part IV] ( EցE) Clonepa [Crap ass] (620) 23: [Part the first] The previous poster is a turd [Poopy] (21) 24: ITT the previous poster has a bird (9) 25: [4CHAN] Meeting 04/29/05 [LOL] (20) 26: We seem to have lost contact with the Control Tower [Grinding Noises][Part II] (111) 27: [Part III] The previous poster is a nerd [otaku] (272) 28: DQN Doesn't exist (10) 29: [DQN] Post without thinking [Shitty thread] (202) 30: ITT the previous poster is on Third (6) 31: ITT the previous poster is responsible for global warming. (192) 32: [$VALUE\] What things do you value as much as you value Shrek [EQUALLY] [WOW] (33) 33: [test] flood again? [lol] (4) 34: Japanese dating spam is the best spam! (59) 35: ( EցE) Fatpa returns! [ok] (53) 36: [BIO] About Me [INTRODUCTION][HELLO] (20) 37: (◕ ◡ ◕) Post things that are just plain awesome. (208) 38: Hello, This Is a "Troll" Thread (34) 39: ITT the previous poster is a Christian extremist (12) 40: Necrobump this thread! (61)

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#15] (510)

501 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 22:47

>>500
Surrealist fiction, maybe? Speaking of which, I just started watching Jinrui wa Suitai Shimashita. It's utterly bizarre, in the best way possible.

502 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7758 04:30

A man's penis in my butthole.

503 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7758 07:13

big juicy dicks

504 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7758 07:25

Bored and unemployed 20-something young men will join up with whichever radical political movement of the week has the coolest marching songs. It happened with everyone from the Jacobins to the Nazis to the Islamic State.

]]]]]] kind of looks like a row of staples.

505 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7758 14:06

I just misheard the lyrics "fiddle's cries" as "Friedel-Crafts".

506 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7758 15:39

>>497
I thought Gnutella was dead.

507 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7758 16:50

saleel sawarim

508 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7758 23:15

winter is bumming

509 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7759 00:12

Wait for the first train!

510 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7759 01:08

I want to drive but I don't want to clear the snow and ice off of my car

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ITT your last google search [PART II] (356)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 14:54

kamchatka

347 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7754 16:35

motoko kusanagi crossplay

348 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7754 20:30

suicide by plushies

349 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7756 15:05

jesus cares about lonely bears

350 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7756 19:56

"mirai suenaga"

351 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7756 20:58

"makes pigs of us all"

352 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 17:53

Japanese lewd ASMR

353 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 18:40

forum games

354 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 20:44

"shame boner"

355 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7758 21:29

meadow bunting

356 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7759 01:00

(V_ _)V

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ITT you have worn armor, a rusty dagger, and amnesia (265)

1 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5254 23:16

Wake up, sleepy head!

...

256 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7758 07:43

go find cassandra and conundrum-chan since we are apparently in the same universe and/or game

257 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7758 15:26

Wait, are we a boy or a girl?

258 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7758 17:21

>>254
You carefully unroll Straw-Mat-tan and stretch yourself out, watching the clouds for a while.

Stamina restored.

Still lying down, you take a look at the mysterious package. It is addressed to "Frank". The rest of the address has been smudged somehow so that you can't make it out. There is no return address.

Tampering with mail is a crime, but then, so is murder. You aren't sure where doing bizarre elf-assisted Kirby impersonations falls into all that, but you shrug and open Frank's package.

Inside, you find a little teddy bear with suction cup paws and a note written in large, loopy handwriting:
"Hey bro -- thought you might enjoy this."

>>255

Post too long. Click to view the whole post or the thread page.

259 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7758 17:47

Do as the Manifest Destiny foretold and go west.

260 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7758 18:53

Bring the teddy bear and straw-mat-tan.

261 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7758 19:45

>>259
>>260
You decide to take Straw-Mat-tan and the teddy along, but leave the mailbox and dead body of manbearthing behind. Following the path westwards toward the setting sun, you go on your search for the mysterious and perhaps mythical Cassandra and Conundrum.

You are in a tangled, wild wood, where vines and moss hang thick from the gnarled, hostile-looking trees. Strange hoots and hollers sound out, from animals or perhaps malevolent forest spirits.

Disembodied toothy smile is here. (in a tree)

Possible exits are north, south, east, west, northeast, northwest, southeast, southwest, up, down, all around.

262 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7758 20:24

Offer teddy bear to disembodied smile.

263 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7758 20:55

>>262
You hold the teddy bear out to the disembodied smile, which opens into a gaping, fang-lined maw that devours the toy in a single chomp, taking your hand with it.

After some loud, messy chewing, the smile re-forms, a crimson tongue extending to lick the fluff and blood from its teeth.

"Hmm, a bit like ham. Your gift pleases me, friend." it says in a sibilant voice. "*For your favor I will offer you something in return. Perhaps you would like to learn a dark magical secret? Or I could offer you a boon?"

The stump of your wrist bleeds, incurring constant HP loss.

264 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7759 00:08

Ask for a new hand in an extremely specific and detailed way that keeps us from being genie-raped by semantic loopholes.

265 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7759 00:11

OOC:
Wonder out loud if the grinding noises guy has now taken over this thread.

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ITT we hate on things that are easy targets (509)

1 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5201 18:33

IE is a crappy web browser.

500 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7462 16:03

I really really really hate car traffic. I hate it so much sometimes I want to cry.

501 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7463 16:32

Socialism is for people who are shit at everything.

502 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7463 18:37

I hate having diarrhoea

503 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7463 23:10

It seems the relationship between ignorance and opinions is indeed directly proportional. Also, obnoxiousness.

504 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7464 17:26

Motivational posters are stupid, and most people quit making demotivators that are funny 7 years ago.

505 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7464 18:31

Image macros died when generator sites started appearing, lowering the small barrier (knowing the basics of photoshop) to creating an image macro, which can now be done in under ten seconds. No skills or afterthought required. Now they're just used by boring people to share their inane opinions and observations.
Viewing a modern image macro kills more brain cells than an overdose on speedballs.

506 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 02:04

Divorce is unfortunate, but when the partners use their child as a negotiation tool, it becomes outrageous.

507 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 21:11

Politicians are mostly whores, and the voters in my country who still think so and so candidate is going to make their lives appreciably better are deluding themselves.

508 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7758 20:53

Imperative programming languages are glorified turtle plotters.
OOP prevails because of money, not merit.

509 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7758 23:10

Turtle ploppers.

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[READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 4] (287)

1 Name: (☞߁)☞ : 1993-09-7315 11:43

Haigh dokyuns it's a new thread!

278 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7753 22:48

Burn the wiche!

279 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7754 13:07

you can't ignore my yerth

280 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7754 13:42

Pah, these captchas are all the saim.

281 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7754 17:35

He's too bold; he needs to unpluck up his courage, or possibly pluck it down.

282 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7755 01:24

I'm not sure I see the relation this has.

283 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7755 20:44

Thank you, dear customer. Your money is most tillable.

284 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 14:47

>>283
I will not give you my money! You get nilbux from me!

285 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 15:01

Nudge it in the fudge.

286 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7758 21:24

I'm going to have to exklude you from my room if you continue passing wind.

287 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7758 21:28

Uncage the beast!

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[Contentful] ITT we write down our dreams. [Serialization] [Thoughts] (22)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6700 20:39

In the beginning I am running in the forest naked as fast as I can, as if I'm escaping from something. I encounter big swarms of aggressive bees recklessly stinging me on the road but it doesn't stop me. Then I get to a branch and realize that all but one of the stings were actually nails. Strangely, those nails are actually reversed, pointing up with the head inside my skin.
Suddenly, an empty cinema room. I'm standing there, examining the only one of those stings that isn't a nail, and vomitting on it in order to neutralize the poison. The nails are expulsed out of my skin, the scars and the vomit disappear, I take a seat, and people start getting inside the room.
The film starts, and I know even before its beginning it's a sequel to a show I really like (Kaamelott). But that film is fucking terrible, and the only scene I remember is some guy running ejecting nails out of his skin.
Suddenly, I'm in a medieval Europe-styled market next to the forest and a railroad. Someone is with me and goes on the railroad. I tell that person what ey's doing is dangerous and ey comes back. I look at an arcade game in the market and decide to play it. The screen shows a cylindric tower slightly to the left in front of a blue sky with a few clouds, and there are ghosts with their tongues out represented exactly by the same sprite as in the Touhou games for PC-98.
And then I wake up.

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7105 11:26

I dreamed that my chemistry teacher from secondary school gave me a vial of some kind of cyanide complex, like this sort of thing. I kept the vial on a chain around my neck. Later on, I climbed a mountain and I kept seeing a man in a suit, just standing there staring at me, but nobody else could see him. Then there was something to do with aborted foetuses. Then somebody gave me lots of postcards with pictures of butterflies on them, which made me happy.

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7110 12:27

I had a dream in which I posted something on DQN. I don't remember what I was posting, but my captcha was inositol.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7279 17:44

I was working in an office. No idea what it was we did, but it was some kind of creative endeavor. Helen Mirrin worked upstairs, and I heard her say "What is this tripe? This is ridiculous." A moment later she starts belting out some 60's rock song about Thundercats in a perfect Grace Slick impersonation.

My immediate thought was "Damn, I've GOT to get her on my project somehow." I woke up just as I got to my corner office. Never did find out what my job was.

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 14:00

So I was in this restaurant in Beijing and sat down to eat a salad. The Chinese dude next to me watched me eat, then after I'd finished told me that it was someone else's meal, and I was in big trouble. I dismissed his worry, and asked him to fix my phone's Kindle app, which had decided to download Korean versions of all my ebooks over the English ones. I woke up just as the Chinese Food Cops were wall-jumping up the street in my direction and yelling at me to stay where I was.

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 19:43

A guy who didn't like me at school pissed in my orange juice so I stabbed him all over but no blood came out.

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 20:36

A guy fucked me in the ass and I woke up with a shame boner.

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 23:01

>>18
That wasn't a dream.

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7758 12:51

I met a guy I went to school with and said hello, but he completely ignored me. It turned out it was actually a robot version of him, created in order to act in a historically hyper-accurate play written and directed by one of my flatmates.

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7758 20:15

I just remember Volts = Watts * Seconds which isn't true since it's Volts = Watts * Amps

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7758 20:27

>>21
That wasn't a dream, you just existed in 2 time dimension X 2 space dimension space for a short time.

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Best song thread eva [SONG] (17)

1 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5242 15:58

>>2 Title
>>2,2,2 Chorus
>>2 Outro
>>q3 credits and anti-copyright theft notices

8 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5243 01:58

>>3 Distribute at your own peril.

9 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5243 11:54

>>7 the chorus is to be repeating 3 times or more, either that or less, but in any case, exactly 3 like >>3

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7291 23:27

VORUDEMOTO

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7292 06:26

>>3
The butts corporation unlimited esquire.

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7758 02:27

>>3
I want to fuck a loli.

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7758 02:48

fartazoid

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7758 02:53

put a cigar butt in a loli butt

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7758 07:18

I admire your desire to spit hot fire to the choir

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7758 19:36

The genre is pornogrind.

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7758 19:49

>>3
<Ganon voice>
You must distribute this file to twelve friends by midnight, OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE.
If you distribute this file in any other manner, YOU MUST DIE.
</Ganon voice>

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You know, >>73 is kind of a butthead. (742)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 21:11

Just sayin'

733 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7737 14:09

I heard >>777 fucked a frog once.

734 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7737 17:40

>>733
It was Kermit puppet that >>777 desecrated.

735 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7737 20:47

>>777 made Bane sound like a crappy Sean Connery impersonator.

736 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7742 21:05

>>777 applies extra strength Loctite to the threads of a fire hydrant.

737 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7744 01:23

>>777 funds South Korea

738 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7744 17:15

>>777 also sponsored the Arab Spring.

739 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7753 16:28

>>777 has a consulting firm that helps other people to create a typical factory in China and a typical tech support line in India. That is why some of the previous assholes have such things.

740 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7758 02:56

>>777 feeds the trolls with the best bait.

741 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7758 07:19

>>742 has an alright penis

742 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7758 19:45

>>777 mocked my penis. "It isn't even alright!" he said.

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[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] (425)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7418 11:22

"total crap, but I enjoy it"

416 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7753 21:58

I think forcefully trying to fuck someone is a lot worse than saying the word itself.

417 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7754 18:01

I've seen at least two toons that were just legs, torso, and genitals--no arms, and no head. That's what I mean by "weird." Just thinking about it gimme the jibbilies.

418 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7755 01:22

Using the arcenstick, the arcenstone is shoved down the urethra until it turns into a kidney stone and must be forced out by painful urination 

419 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7755 01:27

fascinating, but have you ever tried not being such a tremendous faggot?

420 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7756 23:46

PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY!!?? What a concept -- completely politically incorrect

421 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 13:39

Mike in every single video: "It's like, fuckin', like, it's almost like, fuckin', like..."

422 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 14:14

Yes, there were crimes committed, but a lot of them were the result of a clash of world views – tribalism met the state. Look, itfs not that Native Americans or Africans lived in a state of innocence and harmony with nature. If you believe that, you need to study history and put down Jean Jacques Rosseau. And get out of your momfs basement. And take the Star Trek posters off the wall. And the Avatar poster, too, while youfre at it.

423 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 15:13

The biggest epiphany of my life has been realizing women are only good for sex. I tried for over 3 decades to find something deeper or more meaningful about them. It's not there. I was able to delude myself into thinking it was there, and by dissimulation women often manipulated me until my usefulness had run out.

424 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7758 17:58

Also, ugly white girl with colored hair = OPINION DISREGARDED

425 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7758 19:21

people on this site are so immature. it makes me SICK.

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CTRL+V THREAD! [part Ⅺ] (232)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 21:56

U+216A (Roman Numeral Eleven) - The Unicode Character Reference
Ⅺ Unicode Roman Numeral Eleven

223 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7750 20:09

Yakub (sometimes spelled Yacub or Yakob) is, according to the Nation of Islam (NOI), a black scientist who lived "6,600 years ago" and was responsible for creating the white race to be a "race of devils". He did this through a form of selective breeding referred to as "grafting", while living on the island of Patmos.

224 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7750 20:29

؋

225 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7751 20:40

Special Thanks to: the guy who made dmgraph, Deion for being an
overpaid wuss.

226 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7751 23:02

NB: If playing a converted Crusader Kings 2 save in which the schism has been mended, Catholicism will become a heresy of Orthodoxy.

227 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7753 20:21

𝕄

229 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 21:19

Hobbit: No hobbits nor halflings. Grow up, and shave your feet!

230 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7758 00:22

dog pleasure night

231 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7758 05:01

When men experience pain in their penises, the feeling can be uncomfortable.

232 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7758 07:31

Seeing Touhous that could turn someone into a pile of ashes with a single thought getting raped and tortured by some ordinary faggot human ghat is obviously the author's self-insert is just dumb.

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