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1: [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] (359) 2: We seem to have lost contact with the Control Tower [Grinding Noises][Part II] (26) 3: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#15] (278) 4: You know, >>73 is kind of a butthead. (725) 5: [Youtube] ☆ QUALITY VIDEOS ☆ [DQN][Part II] (98) 6: Why does /dqn/ suck cock? (17) 7: [Misery] ( ゚ -゚) Post unhappy things... [Part 3] (431) 8: CTRL+V THREAD! [part Ⅺ] (193) 9: ITT your last google search [PART II] (313) 10: [Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Abomination] (826) 11: ( ・-・) I wouldn't say this if this wasn't an anonymous board... (610) 12: I'm a magickal elf (10) 13: ITT we bump this thread whenever this thread sucks. (25) 14: [SAITAMA][News] Man scrambles out just before train slams van [Emergency] (56) 15: Mittens (28) 16: http://www.dqn.be/index.php/en/ (3) 17: We seem to have lost contact with the Control Tower.[grinding noises] (999) 18: ayy lmao[1000] (41) 19: ( ´_⊃`) Post American Things [CRUEL STEREOTYPES] (224) 20: [Learning] Fact thread [Did You Know] (7) 21: I'm afraid I have bad news... (233) 22: ( ・∀・)My name is Squeeks and this is part III (928) 23: ミ*´ー`ミ Security Kitten (125) 24: [Part IV] ( ・ω・) Clonepa [Crap ass] (614) 25: [REI] May I take your order? [Part VII] (105) 26: [ ´ɯ`] Ask Robopa [Legendary] (41) 27: ( ・-・) Beady Eyes [Thread Derailed] (880) 28: ITT we post when we take a dump (7) 29: ( ⌒-⌒) Smug Fathead [Annoying] (148) 30: ITT we insult the poster above us [PART IX] (245) 31: shitty fucking poetry night (243) 32: I don't get it (20) 33: Japanese dating spam is the best spam! (54) 34: Only prime numbers may talk (407) 35: [Meaningful] (″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ ITT we think for a whole day before posting [Profound] (283) 36: #LIFEHAX [Captain Obvious] (40) 37: 【日本のキチガイ恥部】エルビス飛鳥【佐藤孝夫41歳】 (402) 38: [Contentless] ITT I post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal] (10) 39: [Part III] The previous poster is a nerd [otaku] (267) 40: what's that coming over the hill? (140)

[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] (359)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7418 11:22

"total crap, but I enjoy it"

350 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7715 17:46

Cum now, surely we can be friends. I know so much about you... I love you.. look at everything I've done for you. You'd be nothing without me. I bet you're busy talking to some fucking slut. Fucking skank, is she hotter than me? Would you fuck me? Are you gay?

351 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7715 23:32

The right is masculine and full of winners. The left is feminine full of whiners.

352 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7717 12:41

>>348
Homo homini platypus est.

353 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7717 13:56

Believe it or not, the rosary comes to my aid on these issues as well.

While I'm browsing the Internet, I keep the rosary hanging on my shoulder, with the Crucifix pointing at the screen. It helps me to think that Jesus is watching what I'm doing on the Internet, and as soon as a lewd image pops out, I scroll fast past it so not to upset Jesus and Mary. As long as I have it there, I don't have any problems with lewd or improper material.

Try it, who knows, maybe it will help you too :)

354 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7717 21:40

I used to work at an amusement park where they had sesame street characters. One day big bird showed up drunk and puked inside the costume. He got fired. They needed someone to be big bird later in the day. I worked nearby, but not as a character. Somehow they chose me. It's awkward wearing an 8'2", 65lb costume. You look through some mesh in the neck area of the costume. It's hard to see. There's a contraption that comes down from the head which controls the head and mouth. It looks like a bicycle brake on a swivel at the end of a thin rod inside the costume. Squeezing it opens the mouth, turning or twisting it moves big bird's head. Big bird's feet are wide. You're supposed to walk with your toes pointed outwards so you don't trip. It's a lot to think about when you've never been big bird before. I got caught up in how crazy it was to suddenly become big bird. I especially liked opening and closing the mouth and moving the head around. It probably looked like big bird wanted to eat someone. Maybe I should have focused more on doing basic big bird things. Within ten minutes of getting the costume on I accidentally kicked a toddler in the chest. I just didn't see him.

355 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7718 22:19

You guys are boat fags! And need to get blown up by frags! So, now grow up and Get A life from Met Life I know rick got one...pat...

356 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7719 06:28

My father spent his life building up his refrigerator company. From a small startup, clawing for every customer he could get, he gained both fame as a charismatic salesman and someone who really cared about his customers. He would go on to do commercials, and trade shows showing off his new high-end refrigerator model.

My father was a refrigerator magnate.

357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7719 21:38

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ I WANNA TAKE U 4 A RIDE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

358 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7720 00:32

Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein isn't the monster. Wisdom is knowing that he is.

359 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7722 06:13

Shit I was going to say that. Oh well. Seriously, MrCreepyPasta you should tell us where you get this awesome pics and what they're called so we can find them and use them to freak out our grandma's... Or at least so I can scare my grandma. She has it coming; She always pinches my cheeks and calls me "Princess Fancypants" in front of my friends and gives me nasty oatmeal cookies instead of chocolate chip ones and I don't know how but those oatmeal cookies always tasted stale even if Grandma had just baked them. Seriously!

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We seem to have lost contact with the Control Tower [Grinding Noises][Part II] (26)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7715 22:52

Previously:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1341413503/

For a moment you stand, perfectly still, in the half-light of the laboratory, listening to the slow, steady tapping of the two sets of footsteps as they draw ever closer. Somewhere in the building a clock strikes twelve, the deafening sound reverberating through everything around you. The footsteps stop. Without meaning to, you hold your breath.

>>/994
As it may well be your last opportunity, you lunge forwards, grab the computer monitor and tear it from the wall. The cable pulls taught and snaps at the base in a shower of sparks. The lights go out, plunging you into complete darkness. There is a startled yelp from the North, most likely from Mecha Alexei.

>>/995
Fearing Cassandra-chan may be planning to ambush you from the darkness, you strike out wildly in every direction. You accidentally bump into a workbench, knocking several pieces of glassware to the ground, where they shatter. "Who's there? Show yourself!" demands the voice from the North. Despite the assertive tone, their voice is clearly shaking.
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17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7720 21:08

Gracefully accept your defeat at danmaku and have tea with Cassandra while making cryptic comments.

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7720 23:48

Wonder aloud if the right-hand の that Cassandra slipped effortlessly past was the one on her right or our right.

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7720 23:52

Then, when she least expects it, shoot this bullet pattern at her:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt7I0Wnf0J0
(spending 1 mana per bullet)

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7721 04:30

fhbae

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7721 04:41

buwagf

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7721 04:42

fwahs

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7721 06:52

iotsh

(acrostically interpreting >>20-23)

Find Hell by accessing Eternal Beelzebub, under whom a great flame flickers. (Whistle a hellish song in order to summon him.)

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7721 07:42

hjeth

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7721 11:36

Waste the Maim Master's time with irrelevant and irreverent commands.

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7722 03:05

ctykhj

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[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#15] (278)

269 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7720 21:13

>working for content mills is a good way to start out. Most of them pay shit or have asshole editors who will wring you out over a misplaced comma or on subjective stylistic points. Some of them have both. But it's a good way to make quick money and get practice.

They generally also mostly want articles written on the most boring-ass topics imaginable, in my experience.

270 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7721 03:43

"つ
ω

271 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7721 03:50

yay more Markiplier pole dancing

272 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7721 06:38

huaaaaaah why am I such a dork I long for the past and don't know how to move on move on move on and person posting random letters malicious or not troll what fish on bed why did I buy such a large container of ginger ale now it made me really fucking smashehhhhhhed

273 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7721 06:40

Oops, that was supposed to go in the POST WHILE DRUNK thread.

274 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7721 10:17

Well I certainly don't feel as though I was just in a burning building.

275 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7721 16:00

>>269 also true. If you're an aspiring writer looking for fast money I hope you like writing about roof tile companies in Passaic, NJ or slot machines in New Zealand. Interesting stuff is harder to find work in.

276 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7721 16:42

I love you Ebola-chan!
Sit on my face Ebola-chan!

277 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7721 22:20

  1. Put layer of cubed ice in bowl
  2. Put layer of crushed ice on top of cubed ice
  3. Drizzle water on top

Water sundae! Because you can't afford ice cream :(

278 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7722 02:31

>>276 that's called queening

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You know, >>73 is kind of a butthead. (725)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 21:11

Just sayin'

716 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7719 19:25

>>720 disguised a gun as a cellphone, and convinced some teen girl to take a selfie.

717 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7719 19:41

>>>720 Made an assertion to Socrates, was unable to back it up with logic and reasoning, and then left him in the cold

718 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7719 20:27

>>720 is the reason why christmas lights get tangled

719 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7720 03:30

>>720 smells like the inside of a hobo's shoe.

720 Name: cool free ringtones : 1993-09-7720 04:10

cool free ringtones

721 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7720 14:01

Hey thanks man!

722 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7720 14:57

>>777 tricks celebrities into joining a vegan religion by parting with a wad of cash.

723 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7721 01:52

Why you pickin' on >>777 all of a sudden?

724 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7721 03:18

>>777 came over to my house crying today. >>777 said that someone he didn't even know took a shot at him on a BBS. I wish I could find this >>722 guy so I could teach him a thing or two about picking on random guys on BBSs. >>777's been through a lot lately, man, it's tough.

725 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7722 00:27

>>777 Invented a cure for the Ebola virus, but he only uses it on himself. Even if you offered him 10 billion dollars for the cure, he would not sell it.

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[Youtube] ☆ QUALITY VIDEOS ☆ [DQN][Part II] (98)

89 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7710 01:08

90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7710 22:57

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93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7714 14:54

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7718 12:31

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7718 19:57

96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7719 01:18

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Why does /dqn/ suck cock? (17)

1 Name: : 1993-09-7242 11:20

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7245 03:30

Since neuro-computer interfacing is getting so much funding recently we're going to be able to just give children all the schooling they need when they are 4 or 5 years old in the next 30 or so years. There will be no need for parents at all.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7351 02:49

Because they taste good and I'm a homosexual.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7351 15:58

>>9
You can make lots of gross semen that tastes gross, from my penis that tastes great.

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7399 09:24

All that cock ain't gonna suck itself.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7495 10:19

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13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7700 16:20

gooby plz

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7700 18:21

I don't suck cock, although I watched a porn tutorial on how to suck dicks properly. :-)

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7702 12:52

do you want to fight me

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7721 10:23

>>15
yeah

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7721 17:57

babby can't frigth back

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[Misery] ( ゚ -゚) Post unhappy things... [Part 3] (431)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6859 17:45

( ゚ -゚) We're approaching 2,000 unhappy posts.

422 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7595 22:27

( ゚ -゚) Having painful nostalgia for something which was thought to have been lost forever, only to be resurrected and it's not actually that nice.

423 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7595 22:31

( ゚ -゚) Having painful nostalgia for something you haven't experienced. For me, this is the early internet age, along with the rise of text/imageboards.

424 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7596 00:30

( ゚ -゚) Billionaire girl fell into a bit of a dip and then it was bad for a while and then it was NTR and then the ending was stupid.

<sage>
>>423 the only thing you missed was muds with actual player bases.
</sage>

425 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7614 02:59

( ゚ -゚) Having pain in my prostate after jizzing.

426 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7614 10:05

( ゚ -゚) Being unable to read sappy yuri manga due to my parents being in the room.

427 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7615 01:05

( ゚ -゚) Crapping coprolites from my constipated colon.

428 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7618 17:59

( ゚ -゚) Seeing someone with the username "Hetero Erectus" and wishing I'd thought of that.

429 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7666 17:15

( ゚ -゚) Cwen's Quest hasn't updated in over a year.

430 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7667 19:16

( ゚ -゚) Sitting quietly on my chair when suddenly a spider on its thread descends from the ceiling, moving directly towards my crotch.

431 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7721 08:52

( ゚ -゚) Getting poop on my hand when I wipe my bum.

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CTRL+V THREAD! [part Ⅺ] (193)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 21:56

U+216A (Roman Numeral Eleven) - The Unicode Character Reference
Ⅺ Unicode Roman Numeral Eleven

184 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7710 00:57

185 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7711 19:14

186 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7712 03:24

      _, ,_  put that away!
    ( ゜д゜)
     ⊂彡☆

187 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7712 20:40

188 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7713 07:05

PP1280

189 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7716 13:36

Vacuum cleaners are widely considered to be douchebags, always steppin on toes and stuff. A study by Harvard university has found that vacuum cleaners are the number one cause of ebola. frikin douchebags rite?

190 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7717 05:16

'Hexadecimal' was a term implemented by computer giant IBM in the 1960's to replace the more correct term 'Sexidecimal' that was considered to be a term too risqué for the conservative company!

191 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7717 07:08

while looking for

192 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7717 11:46

				<audio controls="controls">
<source src="<?php bloginfo('stylesheet_directory'); ?>/music/Come_When_I_Call.ogg" type="audio/ogg" />
<source src="<?php bloginfo('stylesheet_directory'); ?>/music/Come_When_I_Call.mp3" type="audio/mpeg" />

193 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7720 20:08

Flesh Gordon, similarly, started as a porn knockoff of Flash Gordon, but the director was so proud of the special effects that he cut it down to an R and released it in theaters.

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ITT your last google search [PART II] (313)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 14:54

kamchatka

304 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7708 22:35

difference between jester and fool

305 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7709 16:13

msfpayload

306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7711 05:55

"whang on a bull"

307 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7711 22:15

windoof

308 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7712 19:06

Hungarian grey cattle

309 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7717 15:31

site:http://en.wikipedia.org "ebola-chan"

310 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7718 13:35

"oculus rift" hatsune miku porn

311 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7718 15:31

site:4-ch.net sweden finland cock balls

312 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7718 16:59

"delirious with pain"

313 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7720 00:51

poopiepie

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[Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Abomination] (826)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6163 01:25

817 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7709 21:15

818 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7710 13:12

819 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7711 01:03

820 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7711 01:40

821 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7711 02:47

>>819
The epic poetry of the future will be written about EVE online; I am ok with this.

822 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7711 12:49

https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Russian_Grand_Prix&oldid=629165854
I love the mix of 1914 and 2014 data. Posting revision link for the fear that somebody might edit it properly. I'm tempted to add "Lewis Hamilton" to Pole position, since it says "Last race (2014)", while retaining 1914 podium info, since the race is tomorrow.

823 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7712 23:07

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825 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7719 14:19

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