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1: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#15] (788) 2: [Youtube] ☆ QUALITY VIDEOS ☆ [DQN][Part II] (150) 3: We seem to have lost contact with the Control Tower [Grinding Noises][Part II] (197) 4: [READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 4] (338) 5: [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] (473) 6: ITT your last google search [PART II] (390) 7: [Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Abomination] (865) 8: [Part III] The previous poster is a nerd [otaku] (289) 9: CTRL+V THREAD! [part Ⅺ] (274) 10: ( ˃ Д˂) POST ANGRY THINGS!! [PART 2] (158) 11: ITT you have worn armor, a rusty dagger, and amnesia (413) 12: Lame Confessional [LAME] [#2] (162) 13: [Part the first] The previous poster is a turd [Poopy] (27) 14: 1993-09-7777 [Dates][Numerology] (4) 15: ITT we solve the question above us [Part 6] (502) 16: [DQN] Post without thinking [Shitty thread] (210) 17: I'm Duke Nukem (5) 18: (* °々・) Post Confusing Things! [gibbelsig] (108) 19: Welcome to Operation HR4681 (2) 20: [Contentful] ITT we write down our dreams. [Serialization] [Thoughts] (39) 21: Please stfu about Omega Ruby and Alpha Saphire. (10) 22: [Meaningful] (″・ิ_・ิ)っ-̾ ITT we think for a whole day before posting [Profound] (286) 23: [Mitten] Emergency Mittens [Discussion] (37) 24:   (18) 25: ITT we come up with our own captchas (5) 26: [Misery] ( ゚ -゚) Post unhappy things... [Part 3] (442) 27: Only prime numbers may talk (411) 28: You know, >>73 is kind of a butthead. (747) 29: ITT we hate on things that are easy targets (509) 30: Best song thread eva [SONG] (17) 31: [HISTORY] cracky-chan [SERIOUS BUSINESS] (373) 32: Hey, lighten up, man... (60) 33: [SAITAMA][News] Man scrambles out just before train slams van [Emergency] (59) 34: [ART] Draw something about Channel4! [CREATIVITY] [ORIGINAL CONTENT] (26) 35: DQN Fanart? (18) 36: [Part IV] ( ・ω・) Clonepa [Crap ass] (620) 37: ITT the previous poster has a bird (9) 38: [4CHAN] Meeting 04/29/05 [LOL] (20) 39: DQN Doesn't exist (10) 40: ITT the previous poster is on Third (6)

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#15] (788)

779 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7780 19:49

The problem with a lot of alternative image boards is that once they get like 5+ regular users, they start circlejerking (usually in IRC, or occasionally with tripcodes) and then ban new people who don't agree with everything they do.

And then they wonder why they aren't popular.

If you ban new people, and make it clear that you don't like new people, you're not going to get new people.

780 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7780 22:22

I wouldn't know.

781 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7780 22:33

>>779
But this is an alternative messageboard!

782 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7780 23:16

I am tired and acidic.

783 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7781 03:08

penis

784 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7781 03:55

>>781
It's not an image board though. For whatever reason, alt image boards seem to have more anal mods and cliques. /dqn/ and /saovq/ are pretty nice.

785 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7781 05:11

This song I'm listening to, "Results" from the Super Famicom game soundtrack "Super Power League", composed by Masakatsu Maekawa, is really nice.

786 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7781 08:37

phart

787 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7781 09:49

I'm out of Mountain Dew so I'm stuck drinking peach soda. It's not bad but...

788 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7781 10:25

>>787

>Mountain Dew

Gross.

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[Youtube] ☆ QUALITY VIDEOS ☆ [DQN][Part II] (150)

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143 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7770 21:17

144 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7774 15:34

145 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7775 18:59

146 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7777 19:59

147 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7778 01:48

148 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7778 03:16

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We seem to have lost contact with the Control Tower [Grinding Noises][Part II] (197)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7715 22:52

Previously:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1341413503/

For a moment you stand, perfectly still, in the half-light of the laboratory, listening to the slow, steady tapping of the two sets of footsteps as they draw ever closer. Somewhere in the building a clock strikes twelve, the deafening sound reverberating through everything around you. The footsteps stop. Without meaning to, you hold your breath.

>>/994
As it may well be your last opportunity, you lunge forwards, grab the computer monitor and tear it from the wall. The cable pulls taught and snaps at the base in a shower of sparks. The lights go out, plunging you into complete darkness. There is a startled yelp from the North, most likely from Mecha Alexei.

>>/995
Fearing Cassandra-chan may be planning to ambush you from the darkness, you strike out wildly in every direction. You accidentally bump into a workbench, knocking several pieces of glassware to the ground, where they shatter. "Who's there? Show yourself!" demands the voice from the North. Despite the assertive tone, their voice is clearly shaking.
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188 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7779 03:06

>>185,186
Offer some food to whoever is in the building as a gesture of goodwill.

189 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7779 06:39

Lift up shirt and present chest as a gesture of goodwill.

190 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7779 15:18

Spread the good word of the sacred Eve Inforest.

191 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7780 00:44

>>186
Given the choice between not entering the building (and being blindly obedient to perceived authority) or entering the building (and being easily manipulated by reverse psychology (or just very stupid)) you go ahead and choose the latter. As it is on the opposite bank to which you are currently on, you try to cross the bridge. Unexpectedly, the door snaps in half as you put your weight on it, making a loud noise and dampening your feet. The animal noises which were, until now, fairly subdued, suddenly swell into a raucous, rapidly approaching chorus of shrieks and howls.

Not feeling particularly in the mood for company, you make your way up the valley side towards the building. You find a second banner draped across the ground in front of the building; seemingly a continuation of the first, which has fallen from place. It reads "YOUR PARENTS WOULDN'T LIKE IT". To one side of the main entrance is written, in shaky handwriting, "FREE SWEETS INSIDE".

Inside, you a fairly large, L shaped room. It has been entirely emptied; judging by the marks on the floor, even the carpet has been taken up, leaving bare floorboards. On the East and North facing walls are doorways that have been entirely bricked up. Also on the North facing wall is a stairwell, with stairs leading both up and down. The ascending staircase has been blocked by a pile of miscellaneous furniture; you think you could probably negotiate it, but it would take some time, and two free hands. All around the descending staircase are large signs with messages such as "CUTE KITTENS DOWNSTAIRS", "ADORABLE PUPPIES TO PLAY WITH IN THE BASEMENT" and "FREE TOYS FOR ALL UNATTENDED CHILDREN". The stairs slope away into darkness, but you can just make out what appears to be a beartrap at the bottom.

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192 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7780 00:54

Say to the girl, "Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jump over the candlestick"

193 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7780 10:03

Be nimble, be quick, and jump over the candlestick. If no candlestick is available, settle for jumping over the bear trap at the bottom of the stairs and hoping one of the assailants gets caught in it.

194 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7780 15:26

Severly hiss at girl.

195 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7780 18:23

adopt the girl in the seifuku as our daughteru

196 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7781 01:01

>>192
At that moment, the nearest of the barbaric creatures lunges towards you, grasping avariciously towards your hard-earned comestibles. Like some prayer or mantra from a dimly recalled childhood, you quickly mutter under your breath a nursery rhyme you barely remember. The girl yelps at the sound of the first word and grabs the foremost brute by the scruff of the neck, dragging him back behind her. She then scolds the creature with a series of harsh barking sounds.

Slowly, cautiously, she pushes in front of her associates and takes a few steps towards you. She reaches for a loaf of bread, making slight cooing noises, as though asking permission. You hesitate, and a gleam appears in her eye, as though she just sensed some inner weakness.

>>193
You aren't sure quickness or nimbleness can really be considered binary states, but are happy to consider yourself quick and nimble until proven otherwise. You can't locate any candlesticks, so you take the most logical course of action and try to jump over the half-glimpsed instrument of ensnarement downstairs. Unfortunately, you failed to notice that there was a tripwire installed at the edge of the landing, and are sent tumbling head over heels into the darkness below. You land headfirst on the beartrap, which springs closed onto your neck. You die instantly.

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197 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7781 02:16

Shout, "Jack be with you" and let her go.

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[READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 4] (338)

1 Name: (☞゚∀゚)☞ : 1993-09-7315 11:43

Haigh dokyuns it's a new thread!

329 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7779 01:15

>>328
Are you afraid it will inite the furries in?

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7779 03:07

>>328
That's what she said

331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7779 03:13

too deop for you

332 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7779 10:50

Well, my fluffies, let's make this thread ratter! Rodents are cute.

333 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7779 13:49

Come on, lets go!

334 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7780 20:03

This lemon is sour.

335 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7780 21:16

My homie Willie S. writes with a quill.

336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7780 23:16

I went back in time and <i>fawt</i> Ghandi. He won.

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7781 00:23

Meh, it's not the biggest I've ever seen, but it's bigeish.

338 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7781 00:58

Before you nudge it in the fudge, remember that you can't unnudge.

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[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] (473)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7418 11:22

"total crap, but I enjoy it"

464 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7777 22:08

This was a good video but I got really spooked when mike started talking about skeletons, and how there could even be one inside you.

465 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7778 22:47

To be fair, all these people can't keep his penis "out of their mouth".

466 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7778 22:59

pamela anderson requiring an introduction has irrevocably aged me.

467 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7779 10:38

Can you start a separate channel where it's just you trying to say words like "polka dot" and "robot" over and over?

468 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7779 10:39

When I first saw the thumbnail I thought he actually had a giant flaming
penis with a mega-sperm emerging.

469 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7779 16:20

Agreed. The whole point to this character existing is "look at me, I am gay. I exist to be gay and am all about being gay." Now that I wrote that down maybe art does imitate life?

470 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7780 02:59

You were also an invention created by accident

471 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7780 03:13

I would like to offer myself to a scientific institute as a test subject to be sent into a black hole. If there are any people who know how I could make this dream a reality please contact me. This is not a joke. I am completely Sincere in my proposition.

472 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7780 18:02

It's topics like this that make me not want to have kids. Not because I am afraid of something like "birth trauma" but because I am afraid of becoming the kind of woman in which every little goddamn thing that doesn't reaffirm my sense of goddess-like birth wonder causes me to assume that I am being violated in some sense.

473 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7781 00:39

I use it all the time, it works well. I get dry lips a lot. I think it's because I can't breathe through my nose a lot. My nose is crooked and sometimes I can only breathe through one nostril, especially at night. I sleep with my mouth open a lot. Not sure why, I remember I got a soccer ball kicked into my nose as a kid and my nose bleed a lot because of it. Also I used to snort cocaine, that might have something to do with it. I talked to my doctor about it and asked if he could refer me to a specialist, but he basically just told me to use chapstick and drink more water.

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ITT your last google search [PART II] (390)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 14:54

kamchatka

381 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7776 00:52

>>379
I tried that, now it runs at around 65 fps. Apparently it's a known issue.

382 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7779 01:07

"children of scrotum"

383 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7779 16:40

burrowing owls

384 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7779 17:59

burrowing owls

385 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7779 23:45

Linear friction welding

386 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7779 23:51

"linear burrowing owls"

387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7780 01:09

nanahira denpa

388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7780 17:57

nearest black hole to earth

389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7780 23:47

false strawberry

390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7781 00:31

lolly scramble

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[Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Abomination] (865)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6163 01:25

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858 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7774 18:00

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860 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7775 15:12

861 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7775 17:02

862 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7778 00:29

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[Part III] The previous poster is a nerd [otaku] (289)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6843 10:58

>>0 is angry that threads on this board are closed after >>999, rather than after >>1023 which would make a lot more sense.

280 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7768 22:14

>>279 Genetically modified horses to be MLP:FIM ponies.

281 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7768 23:41

>>280 bought a herd of #279's ponies for sexual purposes.

282 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7769 13:24

>>281 did the same but explained that he "just [likes] how cute they are" amidst bursts of his awkward laughter.

283 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7770 16:21

>>282 Made a fortune from >>280 and >>281 by creating sex toys that are large enough to fit horses.

284 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7770 17:05

>>283 made a fortune designing dragon penis dildos.

285 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7770 21:21

>>284 created catgirls by the means of genetical engineering

286 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7770 23:28

>>285 Created catgirls by building the machine found in "The Fly" except he put a girl and a cat in the machine.

287 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7772 08:15

>>286 funded >>284 and >>285

288 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7773 02:00

>>287 Created a Pedobear using DNA from a Kodiak bear and DNA from Micheal Jackson.

289 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7780 20:54

>>288 Created a ROM hack based on this youtube video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5dZ5ZnwDEo

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CTRL+V THREAD! [part Ⅺ] (274)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 21:56

U+216A (Roman Numeral Eleven) - The Unicode Character Reference
Ⅺ Unicode Roman Numeral Eleven

265 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7776 15:17

>>258
At first glance this looked like it meant someone's (possibly a budding pubescent loli in the flower of her youth) chest became large, but apparently it's actually a set phrase that is similar in meaning to "welled up with emotion"

266 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7776 19:09

処刑

267 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7777 05:55

268 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7777 14:28

269 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7777 16:27

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  ( ´ー`)    < Proboscis. NEXT!
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             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

270 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7777 17:09

At sunrise we will dance the hempin jig
So raise up your pint of rum and take another swig
The curse of Captain Morgan has led us to this fate
So have no fear and don't look back
The afterlife awaits

271 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7778 21:10

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272 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7779 17:43

Batesian mimicry

273 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7780 18:04

TEACHER: Give me a sentence starting with "I".
STUDENT: I is...
TEACHER: No, always say "I am".
STUDENT: Alright. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

274 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7780 20:53

Eye'm the strongest!

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( ˃ Д˂) POST ANGRY THINGS!! [PART 2] (158)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7103 18:21

( ˃ Д˂) FUCK THOSE STUPID MITTENS!

149 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7622 00:12

( ˃ Д˂) EVERYTHING IN HUMAN SOCIETY IS BASED UPON A BUNCH OF MEANINGLESS CONVENTIONS. MONEY IS NOTHING, ELECTRONIC MONEY DOESN'T EVEN EXIST. WHAT'S THE WORTH OF A DOLLAR WITHOUT GOLD? ECONOMY IS JUST TRYING TO WRIGGLE AROUND AND KEEP AN ILLUSION OF WELL-BEING, OTHERWISE WE WOULD DESCEND INTO A SIMILAR STATE TO NORTH KOREA. WHAT IS THE GOLD'S WORTH AFTER ALL? ASIDE FROM SOMEBODY MAKING IT SO BECAUSE HE COULDN'T FIND MUCH OF IT.

150 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7622 13:17

( ˃ Д˂) THERE ARE PEOPLE THAT ARE AS AWFUL AS TO TRY TO SCREW PEOPLE'S LIVES OVER SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T AFFECT THEM AT ALL

151 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7630 17:52

( ˃ Д˂) I WAITED AS LONG AS I COULD TO TAKE A SHOWER AND OF COURSE NOW THAT I'VE DONE SO, I SUDDENLY NEED TO SHIT!

( ˃ Д˂) WHAT THE FUCK, BODY?

152 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7654 02:17

( ˃ Д˂) I SPILLED WATER ON MY ONLY PS3 CONTROLLER! NOW IT DOESN'T WORK! FUCK! I'M NOT IN THE MOOD TO PLAY GAMES THAT MY PC CAN HANDLE! A WHOLE TORRENT OF romS ISN'T GOING TO HELP ME!

153 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7674 16:22

( ˃ Д˂) MY CAT PUKED AND I STEPPED IN IT AND NOW MY LAST PAIR OF CLEAN SOCKS ARE WET AND STINKY!

154 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7779 00:32

"Your download will begin in 5 seconds"
( ˃ Д˂) WHY DO SITES DO THIS SHIT? HOW ABOUT DOWNLOADING RIGHT AWAY INSTEAD OF WASTING MY TIME ON THIS EXTRA PAGE?

155 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7780 01:46

( ˃ Д˂) WHY DO I LOVE BBW AND HAVE YELLOW FEVER AT THE SAME TIME?! THAT MAKES FINDING A GIRLFRIEND THAT I AM ATTRACTED TO ABOUT AS COMMON AS A UNICORN!

157 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7780 03:36

( ˃ Д˂) ZDUMB SCUM RUINING DOOM

158 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7780 17:25

>>154
If your question is not rhetorical, it's so you are forced to look at ads for longer, the longer you are forced to look at it, the more expensive an advertising space is.

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