In German, a young lady has no sex, but a turnip has.
>>89 (⊙̪ ں ⊙̪̪) why would you even question to ask these circumstances?
Yum. Go voicemail wide, really. Bye, yes weird. I'll try to remember the name internet. Z. O, If you think of it. You should call me or text me back. Yeah, yeah, you should read my mind and figure out what it is. I'm trying to think of.
I am confused
does this count?
The airport isn't even within here!
if not bumped the thread will dampen in accordance
i* XEjEmperor Penguin scrawl Arabic on my sneakers
( ί -ί) We're approaching 2,000 unhappy posts.
( ί -ί) Getting poop on my hand when I wipe my bum.
( ί -ί) Being the only person who posts in this thread any more.
( ί -ί) Thinking of a snarky response to a thread after passing it by and then being unable to re-locate the thread in question.
( ί -ί) Being the only ugly one amongst your friends
( ί -ί) https://au.news.yahoo.com/world/a/25394876/plane-crash-kills-three-in-flight-simulator/ Talk about realism
( ί -ί) The icons for GameFAQs and Gelbooru are too similar and it's confusing me.
Who pissed in your cheerios?
Who gave you penis when you asked for PINGAS?
Who froze your PayPal account?
Who put Tabasco in your condom?
Who put DPH in your ÿ́ͤ̂̑̐̚o̢uͦ͋ͤ͋͐̎͑͘r͛ͫ͋̒ w̩̣͕͙̫̜̘͡ã̵̼̺̱͖͎̼̦͒̑͆͆͐̈́t͉̼̯̃ͥ͑̓̚͘e̻̰̤̟̞̮̟͑͑̍͑̽̔ṙ̶̪̺͖̭̹̝̔͂͂̐͂ o̩͕̝̳͚̪ͤͨͬ̀̍ͣ͢ḩ̷͔̤͙̂͋͛̎ ̨̼̣̼̱̬̰̑ͪ̈́͛̌m̟̣̲̔̀y̤̞̤͈͈̙̝̑ͧ̄̀̏̔̆͜ G̡̫̫̠̮̱̤̳̘̥͖͐̉̄ͥ̇̑̑̎̾̆͌̈́̽ͤ̚̚O̝̩̫͕̞̖̠̤̲̾̊̔͗̑̎̊̅̂̕͢͜D͐̋ͩ̒̇͛̆̒̑ͦͨͬ҉̨̰̲̻̰̲̯͙͕ ̡̛̜̰͕̭̠͚̳̭̭̪͚̫͕̬̖̝̯̈́̏̆ͧ̊̓͞͠ͅͅs̶̶̯̺̹̮̘̖̓̈̓͛̌̾͌͆ͣ̿͂̚ḍ̡̧̘̝̺̰̠͍̫̙̤̰̳͒̽͌͗ͪ̑̿̉̽ͫͩͤ̾ͯͩ̉̂̆ͣ͞f̴̷̨͉̘̬͉̹̈̌͗̂͑̌̾̓̈́̂̍ͧ̚͟͡ǧ̒̏́ͧ́́͆͛͂̇ͤ̔̏ͯ̾̃ͤ͂҉͈̬̞͎̼̩̩͉̮͎̩̲̻͙͚͙̪̕͜͟͝d̡̖̤̻̩͈̜̫̭̞̤͚̬̲̺̳̯͓͂̃̎̀̌̂̊͊̅̈́ͫ̎ͯ̆ͤͥ͠ͅl̿̊̆̊͏̸̧̛͚̹͚͎̺̫̺̥ǰ̸͍̬͉͙̜̤̰̖̙͈͈̼̫͖̹͇̜̻̩̋̑͗̓̆̓͐̏̆͒̓̽̏̀̕h͉͕̥͓͚̳͕̭͎̹͓̏ͩ̾͛ͮ͆͌̐ͣ̿̿̓ͬ̚͘
Who made you work in Tesco?
Who introduced cultural marxism to your country?
Who dug up your relative's graves?
Who dredged up your McCarthyism.
Who deleted your porn collection?
Who put a close up of the ugly dude's face in your porn right when you were about to cum?
An express train on the Tobu Tojo Line slammed into a minivehicle stopped on a grade crossing in Fujimi, Saitama Prefecture, police said Friday.
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( ί ί) Saitama has the most original ways of getting rid of their elderly!
Wow, Saitama is turning into HELL
( ί ί) I stabbed a woman in Saitama, just to watch her die!
( ί ί) Saitama cares about Korean minority!
bronson should be renamed tom hardy's penis flopping around becasue that's all it was
also tahnaks scotch you were grewt
Strange things lurk beneath my bed.
Oh, man! Fast cars are going about Abu Dhabi in the final GP of this year!
Are you really satisfied with such a pathetic state of affairs, or have you only convinced yourself that you are?
Grey is not gay in any sense of the word, so don't spell it like it is.
Gery Oak is not gay in any sense of the word, so don't spell him like he is.
Tomorrow has been cancelled.
There's no shame.
Nerd-sniped by Nintendo.
The adventure starts, and then off you go!
"total crap, but I enjoy it"
You know that could be a possibility. Or I just dont fucking care.
Am i to fall on my sword at the feet of the moderators? Nah, ill just tell them to shove the sword up their asses.
Bigger problem...He did not like Mr.Rogers, but like Street sharks..He deserved to be hunted by a killer clown.
wooWOOF Im worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money. That BITES!
I remember when I became an SJW just like it was yesterday. I was walking through a dark wood. I was alone. The full moon peaked shyly from among the tops of the trees, too coy to give me light to see. Yet I continued through the woods, slowly, ploddingly. And then, I saw it. It's eyes burning with malevolent rage, it's breath hot and thick on the freezing cold night.
Clothed in an XXL t-shirt emblazoned with the words "Male Tears = Delicious", it's corpusculent, asexual body was aglow with evil rage. It howled a horrible howl into the winter night. "SHIIIIIIITTTTLOOOOORRRRDDDD." And I did what any rational, STEM major atheist person would do. I stopped. I turned. And I ran.
As I ran, my athletic body dodged the trees with the grace and cunning of a gorgeous white tailed doe running from a gun shot. I turned, ever so briefly, and saw the SJW crashing clumsily through the trees, each 400 year old oak that stood in its path flattened by the rampaging feminist. And then I tripped over a gnarled root. In an instant, I knew my life as a computer engineer and professional bodybuilder was over. And then the SJW was on me, pinning my perfect body to the ground. I could bench 325 for reps, but it weighed too much. I was weak, xadies and xentlemen. Too weak.
Yeah you better not do a fucking thing, you fucking cunt. Increase your own fucking post count in your own fucking time.
I think forcefully trying to fuck someone is a lot worse than saying the word itself.
I've seen at least two toons that were just legs, torso, and genitals--no arms, and no head. That's what I mean by "weird." Just thinking about it gimme the jibbilies.
Using the arcenstick, the arcenstone is shoved down the urethra until it turns into a kidney stone and must be forced out by painful urination
fascinating, but have you ever tried not being such a tremendous faggot?
Haigh dokyuns it's a new thread!
No no no, these fractional dimensions won't do at all. I demand that you dekoche this snowflake at once.
I'm repin what I'm sowin'.
Stop trying to slip Japanese into your everyday speech, >>267-kun.
I'm not kidding, that is the dullest milk I've ever seen. That shit is dulk.
Burn the wiche!
you can't ignore my yerth
Pah, these captchas are all the saim.
He's too bold; he needs to unpluck up his courage, or possibly pluck it down.
I'm not sure I see the relation this has.
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