( ₯Φ₯) Replacement clonepa #7632 reporting for duty.
fish are kek are real
Why am I such an idiot?
"I know what you need," she said in a child's voice; "I can save you from yourself."
I'd appreciate her clouds, if you know what I mean.
I've recently found out that the Earth 2 album really helps with my angst.
I've recently found out that nothing really helps with my angst.
I've recently found out that nothing really helps.
UNPROTECTED WIFI WASSHOI! UNPROTECTED WIFI WASSHOI!
It's all Fakku's fault!
ITT we post without thinking!
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Good sir, I feel certain that you have stumbled upon this place in error, and that your true intended destination was, in fact, Reddit. I have never been so certain of something as I am right now.
Perhaps this image can help illustrate these aspects of the phenomenon, good sir:
le what the fuck is that "le" meme all about anyway
Lol, some fucking poputuber/4chan newfag blocked me on his tubes for writing "But I'm le tired" under his video in response to "Fire the missiles!" comment (a reference to an old flash about global nuclear war), because "le" meme was getting popular. The dude was all like hardcore 4channer, but I quit 4chan a year or two by that time already. (I'm way cooler)
It's le cancer from le Reddit, and needs to le return there and le stay there.
Good thread, OP!
RULES OF NATURE
Is it fun to poop?
>>27 is a savvy operator with a clear understanding of nomic politics.
However, he has violated the rules. >>27 failed to post his balance of DQNCoins in compliance with rule 11.(m). He or she is now under probation, as per rule 4.(m) and can not post for four turns.
I amend rule 6:
"6.(i) With each post, the player must roll a six sided die and post the resultant number in their name field. If the name field is occupied by fusianasan, a name, or a tripcode in order to comply with another rule, then the player must post the result of their dice roll at the top of their post instead."
I now have 14 DQNcoins. I would welcome any attempt to reinstate >>27's change.
>>28 fills landlubbers wit' loathin' 'n fear.
I add a new rule which ye ortin' ta know as rule 15 or "Natter like a seafarin' hearty" rule:
Every new rule best be written in pirate-speak. Only a scallywag speakin' like a buccanneer throughout his message may modify 'tis rule.
I now be havin' 23 DQNcoins.
>>29 is even more hideous than my friend Mark.
Note that, as he violated rule 11, >>27's rule change has not been instated.
Likewise, >>26's proposed rule change would be in direct violation of rule 3 and therefore cannot be instated.
This means that >>28's proposed amendment cannot be instated as it would violate rule 2.
I have taken it upon myself to make rule 2 immutable. I think we should keep the mutable/immutable mechanic as more or less axiomatic, for clarity if nothing else.
Rule 4 has been properly updated. See: http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1352997177/10.
>>30 is so cute that every girl wants to cuddle with him.
I would like to argue that >>26's rules change doesn't break rule 3. However, under updated rule 2 any new rules are created non-modifiable as a consequence of rule 3. Also rule 2 protected itself from immediate changes after its update.
By the way, there is no rule that forbids conflicting rules unless poster gets caught by the next posters.
Therefore rule 2 in its current state should be:
2. (i) Rules marked as immutable (i) can be changed or removed at any time. Rules marked mutable (m) must be made immutable (i) before they can be modified or removed.
Note: Because it was marked as (i) by >>30 anyone can change it.
Changes to rule 6 are valid as well:
6. (i) With each post, the player must roll a six sided die and post the resultant number in their name field. If the name field is occupied by fusianasan, a name, or a tripcode in order to comply with another rule, then the player must post the result of their dice roll at the top of their post instead.
>>31 k, whatever you say, IDIOT.
The above poster's idiocy aside, I believe he's correct about my previous change to rule 6, and >>26's change to rule 2.
While Rule 2 is immutable (changeable under the current rule set), I'm going to fix this mess and also add a little something else.
Rule 2 is now:
"2.(i) Rules marked (i) are immutable. They must be made mutable (m) before they can be modified or removed. Changing the mutability status of a rule costs 50 DQNCoins."
I have 23 DQNCoins. (+4 bonus roll as per rule 16)
>>32 is more beautiful than a potato chip in the eyes of a starving man.
If ye be a scallywag clev'r 'nuff t' break a rule with nery a soul takin' notice in the next 5 posts, ye may double yer stash o' DQNdoubloons.
I have 22+1+6 bonus = 29 DQNcoins.
>>33 is an asstits
I add rule 18:
Yarr, upon th'next an' erry scribin' o the whole list, 'erry sec'nd word ought be removed, an' erry law ought be followed as it be scribed.
I have 15 DQNcoins
>>34 has lovely, soft hair that just begs to be lovingly caressed.
As all of the rules are now uninterpretable Engrish, I can go ahead and add a rule without consequence. I hereby add rule 19: "Every origami 35 gorilla posts, umbrella the hydroponic set watermelon of radio rules polynomial resets gardener to secret those understandable in manatee >>1. Shanghai this hive includes yellow the stellar removal bird of lavender this leather rule. Banana one's banana cache banana of banana DQNcoins banana is banana not banana reset banana."
The current set of rules reads:
>>35 is just going to keep us going in an interminable loop forever, that dick.
I add a new rule.
10. (m) With each post, the player gains DQNcoins equal to their die roll plus log base 2 of their post number rounded to the nearest ones place.
I currently have 24 DQNcoins.
(14 + 5 + 5)
Handy tool: http://www.miniwebtool.com/log-base-2-calculator/
Someone should add some method for spending DQNcoins.
U+216A (Roman Numeral Eleven) - The Unicode Character Reference
Ⅺ Unicode Roman Numeral Eleven
Are they taking this page or is it Israel telling English-speaking people to regard any reports of killed Palestinians as terrorist propaganda? Anyway, some Turkish hashtag calling for a boycott of Israel goods was trending on Twatter today.
Well, remember also, that gmental healthh is a huge, enormously profitable industry in the US. We put four-year-old Timmy in a preschool classroom and try to force him to sit still and learn to play the violin, or conjugate Japanese verbs. In a sane world, any child who didnft fidget under those circumstances should be checked for a pulse. But we get out the big rubber stamp that says gMENTALLY ILL: ADHDh and pump him full of speed. Ding! goes the cash register. Count that money, Chumley.
All of this is hard-sold to us, pushed by the agitprop box in the living room, not just by television commercials for prescription drugs but also by this stuff getting written liberally into the script of damn near everything on TV since the 1990s. That makes being dependent on your daily dose gnormal,h because the fictional characters on TV do it too. That makes parenting-by-pill gnormal,h because the fictional characters on TV do it too. Itfs a hundred Sunday supplement articles, and pop-psychology paperbacks, their online equivalents, saying gUnleash the creative power of your multiple personalities!h and gEmbrace your autistic gifts!h and gUnlock the creative wellspring that is depression!h
Looking through an encyclopedia or a textbook of clinical psychiatry from around 1970 is sobering. gAutismh was only the label for a tiny, tiny number of severely disturbed children who never learned to speak, communicate, dress, or feed themselves, for example. gADHDh wasnft stuck on every fidgety kid whose lazy parents failed to discipline him. The very concepts didnft exist a century ago.
You are a warrior of the light. You have the power of Hydalen flowing through you. Spin your character really fast the opposite way of the twister's wind and cancel that shit out. Only when you have mastered the power of the spin can you win.
Great new anime I am lucky to be a part of Letter to Momo now available on iTunes!
(-_-)Α-~ Smoohack cough coughth
(₯_₯)Α-~ So you've never actually tasted an ashtray, then.
(₯_₯)Α-~ You're missing out.
(L₯Φ₯) I farted into a full ashtray once.
(₯_₯)Α-~ Was it fun?
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These are the files. I hope you have everything you need.
After a pause, there comes a response:
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And run in as soon as possible if it actually opens.
Kiss the first sapient object we see.
Seek justice for Trayvon
...by making an interpretative dance of Trayvon's murder.
(OOC) do some push-ups whilst game isn't responding.
The reply comes:
You walk over to the cube and kneel beside it, all sweetness and light, before giving it a gentle kiss on the upper face. The cube blushes profusely.
You wait patiently for another sapient object to show up. You wait quite a while, in fact. So long you fall asleep in the meantime. You are woken up by an immense explosion, only a few metres from your head. You jump to your feet, wondering if you've suddenly developed Exploding Head Syndrome, but find instead that a large, black hole has appeared in the wall to the East. Standing in the gaping aperture, flakes of plaster falling around her, is your darling Continue-chan, looking a little dishevelled. She's carrying a laser gun slung over her shoulder.
"Conundrum-chan," she begins urgently, "We haven't got much time, we need t--" She is interrupted by you firmly grabbing her head in both hands and licking at her face affectionately, like a cute little kitten. She just stands still and patiently waits for you to stop.
Do something fun. Such as stealthily following the weird girl in pink into her hideout. Try to imitate Solid Snake as much as possible.
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