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1: Why are you still here? (6) 2: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#20] (85) 3: [NOVEL] DQN Shirt Novel [FAIRLY NICE] (428) 4: [Contentful] ITT we write down our dreams. [Serialization] [Thoughts] (96) 5: [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 2!] (492) 6: CTRL+V THREAD! [part Ⅺ] (976) 7: [Youtube] ™ QUALITY VIDEOS ™ [DQN][Part II] (495) 8: [SONG THREAD] ITT we produce DADDYCOOL the musical (21) 9: ITT WE DNOT NO SPELNIG LOL (25) 10: [REI] May I take your order? [Part VII] (153) 11: [Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Part II] (235) 12: ITT your last google search [PART II] (892) 13: ITT we hate on things that are easy targets (544) 14: Lame Confessional [LAME] [#2] (308) 15: [i@MƒnLj ] Darkpa's Garden Party [ Party ] (649) 16: Let's get to 1000 by Oppai Oppai [2] (742) 17: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#19] (999) 18: [Part IV] ( EƒΦE) Clonepa [Crap ass] (756) 19: [Meaningful] (₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ ITT we think for a whole day before posting [Profound] (330) 20: You are a successful businesswoman (100) 21: Only prime numbers may talk (431) 22: ( E-E) I wouldn't say this if this wasn't an anonymous board... (700) 23: Frankpa whips it out (34) 24: ( E-E) Beady Eyes [Thread Derailed] (886) 25: fusianasan (189) 26: ITT we improve the idea of the poster above. (147) 27: Current mood: (8) 28: ITT we report on the freaks we see around the 'hood (42) 29: [Time travel]Answer the question of the person below you! PART TWO! (620) 30: poo in a butt. (53) 31: [Misery] ( ί -ί) Post unhappy things... [Part 3] (579) 32: [Communication] ITT post the last text message you received [SMS] (41) 33: ( LƒΦ`) GRANDPA™THREAD ADVANCE (44) 34: OLOLO KAWAI DESU NE (19) 35: i@EΝEjMy name is Squeeks and this is part III (937) 36: You know, >>73 is kind of a butthead. (999) 37: ITT the previous poster has a largely useless superpower (367) 38: We seem to have lost contact with the Control Tower [Grinding Noises][Part II] (835) 39: why does posting on dqn take 5 minutes (4) 40: [READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 4] (493)

Why are you still here? (6)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6937 16:27

We're all waiting for you at /world/!

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6937 17:10

Sorry but we're not going to help you populate your shitty, dead site, ho.

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6938 01:41

Yeah, we have our own shitty, dead site to worry about

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7971 23:54

@@@@@| _
@@@@@|„DM)@@@No one is still here.
@@@@@|Ό@@@@@I can dance now !

@@@τ@@@^ _@@@ RANTA TAN
@@@@@@R(L„DM;)Ι @@RANTA TAN
@@ @ @@@ (@ ‚Φ) @@@RANTA RANTA
@ @ @ @ @@‚­ @@@@@@TAN

@@@@@τ@^ _@@@RANTA RANTA
@@@@@@Ri;L„DMjɁ@@RANTA TAN
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6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8197 15:42

filum moriens debet mori.

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[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#20] (85)

76 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8196 13:22

It's not enough that they exist to serve me, I want them to be cheerful about it.

77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8196 17:13

Wanting, in despair, not to be oneself.

78 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8196 20:53


79 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8196 21:38

In German, 'Zeug' is a word that means, loosely, 'thing'. For example, 'airplane' translates to 'Flugzeug', or 'fly thing'.

So when you're watching Scooby-doo and it's at that part where the monster comes out and startles Shaggy and he yells 'Zoiks!', remember that he's really just saying 'Things!'

80 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8196 22:16

I can't believe I started watching Full Moon o Sagashite just because of that ancient 2ch joke.

81 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8196 22:34

The words "kook" and "cuck" come from the same word, but have dramatically different meanings.

82 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8196 23:46

Oh, little spider. I can't stop glancing a you. Making your tiny web, wrapping up an even smaller, unfortunate insect. Your back and forth dangling is making me nervous and my skin crawl. You can stay where you are, I will not hurt you. If you wish to come my way, I shall move. If you follow me, however, I might have to relocate entirely.

83 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8196 23:56

Zeus grant me strenght.

84 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8197 07:39

Okay but you'll have to be more specific than that.

85 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8197 15:41


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[NOVEL] DQN Shirt Novel [FAIRLY NICE] (428)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7402 05:43

The shirt was

419 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8194 22:47

The terror of marzipan, on the other hand,

420 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8194 23:19

is a worm wearing a dress.

421 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8195 00:44

A fairly nice dress.

422 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8195 05:14


423 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8195 07:38


424 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8195 15:21

"I am fine, Aly, how are you?"

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428 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8197 15:35

One day, Mario woke up and decided to take a shit.

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[Contentful] ITT we write down our dreams. [Serialization] [Thoughts] (96)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6700 20:39

In the beginning I am running in the forest naked as fast as I can, as if I'm escaping from something. I encounter big swarms of aggressive bees recklessly stinging me on the road but it doesn't stop me. Then I get to a branch and realize that all but one of the stings were actually nails. Strangely, those nails are actually reversed, pointing up with the head inside my skin.
Suddenly, an empty cinema room. I'm standing there, examining the only one of those stings that isn't a nail, and vomitting on it in order to neutralize the poison. The nails are expulsed out of my skin, the scars and the vomit disappear, I take a seat, and people start getting inside the room.
The film starts, and I know even before its beginning it's a sequel to a show I really like (Kaamelott). But that film is fucking terrible, and the only scene I remember is some guy running ejecting nails out of his skin.
Suddenly, I'm in a medieval Europe-styled market next to the forest and a railroad. Someone is with me and goes on the railroad. I tell that person what ey's doing is dangerous and ey comes back. I look at an arcade game in the market and decide to play it. The screen shows a cylindric tower slightly to the left in front of a blue sky with a few clouds, and there are ghosts with their tongues out represented exactly by the same sprite as in the Touhou games for PC-98.
And then I wake up.

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8172 13:43

I dreamed that humans went through metamorphosis, and the first stage was a tiny red buglike thing. A relative came to visit me with her newborn bug baby. While she was in another room I dropped it and couldn't find it.

88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8173 10:42

My coffee filter had shrunk.

89 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8176 03:01

I was in the passenger seat of a car and my mother was driving, she was on her cell phone arguing with my grandmother because her and my grandfather (who is dead but I guess he was alive in my dream) wanted to move to Guatemala and become tomato farmers. My mother kept telling my grandmother (who is 75) that since she was pregnant she had to think of the baby. I was trying to tune them out and look out the window, but every time I looked up I saw Ron Paul waiting to cross the street, wearing a military dress uniform and holding an American flag folded into a triangle (like they give to the families of dead military veterans) and looking really despondent.

90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8177 17:21

I was eating my (non-narcotic) medications like candy, on accident. I'd forget whether I'd taken one for the day when I went to the bathroom. Then because they taste slightly nice (true irl) and I don't have any candy in the house (also true irl) I'd just take another one and chew it up and eat it (ordinarily one would swallow without chewing).

I don't wanna spend money on candy still though.

91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8177 17:22

A Latvian woman was telling me a joke:
A grandma is hanging out with her kids and counting: "97, 98, 99, 1, 2, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3..."
One of the kids goes: "Grandma, why did you stop counting up?"
And grandma goes, "Well, I'm not playing a fucking gig!!"
It was funny in my dream.

92 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8177 18:23

>>91 Brilliant, I hope you don't mind if I tell that joke at parties!

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8177 20:11

Brenden Fraser was a slave of Robin Williams who controlled Brendan with a knife that has red energy coming from it. Brendan had had enough and got his own non magical knife and attacked Robin. They were around a large tree that Robin Williams was hiding behind. Brendan stabbed Robin's knife from around the tree which drained all the magic powers. Brendan used his newly gained powers to cause Robin Williams to be wrapped up in film (like from a reel) from head to toe in a Hellraiser fashion and slowly squeezed until crushed to death

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8180 03:34

Someone had come up with the idea of using dead bodies to generate electrical power to replace fossil fuels. In practice this involved shoving leads up the anuses of human remains.

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8180 16:48

Myself and a couple friends were going through a series of dungeon-like rooms with deadly challenges. We came to the Sun Room and entered cautiously, guns at the ready. To our surprise, it was just a bare room with a carpet lit by sunlight through curtained windows. I had a sense of great danger.

Suddenly, the carpet started moving, and trying to knock us off our feet!
"Get off the carpet!" I shouted, and we struggled to escape as the carpet continually knocked us down. Eventually I made it to the edge, off the carpet, and thought, "Given it's the sun room, I bet we have to let the sun in to burn this carpet."

I struggled to open the curtains as my team managed to make the carpet fold back on itself over and over. Eventually the carpet had folded over until it was about the length of a person, so one of my teammates laid down on it to flatten it completely. Meanwhile, I was finally able to untie the curtain knots and pull open the blinds, and let the sun come streaming in. But it had no effect.

"We need to flatten it more!" shouted my friend, who was struggling to stay on the bucking carpet. I rushed over to help, and noticed some writing on my friend's body. It was a secret message from a man who had told us not to enter these dangerous chambers. I tried to read and decrypt it, it said we would be forced to face our greatest fears, and then said something cryptic about St. Matthew's Cathedral. I couldn't understand the clues. That's when my great-aunt showed up with a Christmas ornament of a cathedral.

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96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8197 14:28

I'm near some cold Midwestern lake watching Al Gore speak. I'm sitting next to a cute girl. Al tries to demonstrate an app for poor people that shows you free and cheap food nearby, but all he's finding is grass. He keeps trying to find coconuts, but gives up and just skips the segue into the next part of his speech: plugging a brand of environmentally friendly fur coats made of coconut hair. The girl next to me is offended by this and threatens to break up with her politician boyfriend if he buys them. He buys them anyway. I plan to put the moves on her.
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[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 2!] (492)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8009 19:42

Patient was a no-pay. If you've ever gone in for a small, simple procedure and been horrified at your bill, it's because your procedure took five minutes but the birthing of Satan's placenta took two hours -- and she pulled a dine-and-dash. Healthcare workers genuinely want to help people, but nobody works for free.

483 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8191 20:17

... ... ...and Ifm a hyper-intelligent space weasel.

484 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8192 04:53

"Remember and commemorate the mistreatment of the Australia`s indigenous population"


That can be read several ways...

"Here`s a toast to grandpa."

"Hell, remember when he trained those Dingo`s to attack the fucking Abbos?"

"Yeah, i am sorry to see those days have passed by."

"Real sorry."

485 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8192 07:38

The phrase "there are good people and bad people in every society",
witch is pretty comon in intelctual life forms(lel).

486 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8193 01:15

Met him at a con in FL and he was really chill we talked for a while.
Vic micnogna was tehre too and he was cool too.Don't think he does vidya VA though

I imagine a lot of VAs are cool but I've only personally spoken with 3 and they were all cool, so small sample size.

487 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8193 18:05

Sixty percent of the Republican vote in Iowa last night went for two Hispanics and an African-American, and 100% of the Democrat vote went for a couple of tired, old, decrepit white people.

488 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8194 12:35

Well I guess it depends on what your definition a person is. I don't really consider politicians as people.

489 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8194 15:53

Or maybe Ifm just trying to get you to eat more cat food.

490 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8195 18:14

I can't wait until my Plusie is stronger and then I am going to Paralyze and Shock his stupid Pokemon.

491 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8197 07:17

bubsy lore just gets exponentially deeper day after day

it's like tolkien but with bubsy

492 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8197 08:29

Marvel can push this whole epick a sidef thing as hard as they like but thatfs not what Civil War is about. Civil War is about good people with good intentions, on roughly equal footing to start with, setting out to do the right thing and tearing each other apart in the process.

Civil War is an entire feature film about the moral grey zone and still so many people want to turn it black or white.

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CTRL+V THREAD! [part Ⅺ] (976)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 21:56

U+216A (Roman Numeral Eleven) - The Unicode Character Reference
Ⅺ Unicode Roman Numeral Eleven

968 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8193 07:07
yo dog we put a graphic tee on ur graphic tee so u can sperg while u sperg

969 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8193 17:47

wicd: /var/lib/wicd/configurations/.empty_on_purpose exists in filesystem
Errors occurred, no packages were upgraded.

970 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8195 00:45

SRS/GCS are, for those who need it, medically necessary procedures which makes the body as close as possible to being congruent with a personfs true self.

971 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8195 17:01

And as always, the real test of whether a liberal is gtoleranth of gdiversity,h is a conservative. Liberals, generally, do not pass this test.

972 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8195 17:10

(x_{n+1}, y_{n+1}) = \left \{ \begin{array}{ll}
(2x_{n}, ay_{n}) & \textrm{for } 0 \leq x_{n} \leq \frac{1}{2} \\
(2x_{n} - 1, ay_{n}) + \frac{1}{2} & \textrm{for } \frac{1}{2} \leq x_{n} \leq 1
\end{array} \right .

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974 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8196 19:56

Mismatch: IP

975 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8196 21:30

You can use ``cases'' environment if the manual \left \right fiddling gets tedious.

976 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8197 07:40


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[Youtube] ™ QUALITY VIDEOS ™ [DQN][Part II] (495)

486 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8187 06:03

487 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8188 19:18

488 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8188 20:54
New Hampshire's number two youtube channel!

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[SONG THREAD] ITT we produce DADDYCOOL the musical (21)

1 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5268 23:41

I stumbled upon which looks to be a lame ripoff of West Side Story with disco music. Let's stage a more DQN QUALITY production than this shitty London tour!

>>6 is the main character
>>12 is the name of the main character's gang
>>8 is the rival
>>16 is the name of the rival's gang
>>10 is the love interest
>>2 is the musical genre
>>7,9,14,15,17,18 are are the songs in the first act
>>3-5,11-13 are the songs in the second act
>>19 is what the critics are saying about us

12 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5269 04:31

The Elitist Superstructure

13 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5269 04:37

DADDYCOOL (encore)

14 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5269 04:45

well this is a bit awkward, isn't it?

15 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5269 04:51


16 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5269 05:03

The Squids

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18 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5269 05:39

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computer

19 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5269 05:42

ššššš, would watch again.

20 Name: i@EΝEj : 1993-09-5933 17:48

Did we ever find a synopsis for this show?

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8196 14:52

I want a 20% cut now that Daddy is out of the picture.

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16 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5219 08:19


17 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5219 12:32

MAY I please have a cheeseburger, faggot?

18 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5219 14:23

this thraed sucsk

19 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5219 14:44



20 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5219 14:49

I find it ridiculous that you would have escorted him to the public bar!

21 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5219 17:42

ala yuor beas ar bleong to uz

22 Name: Νji@EE@ : 1993-09-5219 21:58


23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5960 12:06

( LƒΦ`) I think I'll die finally.

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7759 19:48

@@@@@| _
@@@@@|„DM)@@@Noone iz hear.
@@@@@|Ό@@@@@I cna dants nau!

@@@τ@@@^ _@@@ RATNA TAN
@@@@@@R(L„DM;)Ι @@RATA TNA
@@ @ @@@ (@ ‚Φ) @@@RANT ARNATA
@ @ @ @ @@‚­ @@@@@@ANT

@@@@@τ@^ _@@@RNATA RATNA
@@@@@@Ri;L„DMjɁ@@RANTAT AN
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25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8196 13:30

[+o,_o} guis hay

myename iz MRS BUPMTHREDER ann I wael bmup ani therd suhch bee hao eye weer kald an sluht

l0l u tk him 2da bar|?

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[REI] May I take your order? [Part VII] (153)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7141 21:05

@@@-]]- A
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@What? You're still here?
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==

144 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8184 02:47

(ه ره)
May I have a cheese burger?

145 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8184 04:22

@@@-]]- A
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@What is it with all you nubs and cheeseburgers?
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==

146 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8191 19:43

Yeah I'll take a girl stuff bacon burrtango, with bacon please, also a seen a minute twisty, extra bacon, and I'll have some bacon please. Widdly scuds?

147 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8192 06:51

@@@-]]- A
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@We're out of bacon.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
==@@@... WIDDLY SCUDS?@@@@==

148 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8192 08:00

@@-]]- A
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Can I have a cheeseburger?
_R .U@- Ιƒm @

149 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8193 17:44

@@@-]]- A
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@We serve neither headslugs nor cheeseburgers.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==

150 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8195 14:36

(*߁[ί) Wanna get off when you get off?

151 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8195 17:04

@@@-]]- A
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@No.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==

152 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8195 20:40

(*߁[ί) I'll have le reddit burger

(*߁[ί) ...

(*߁[ί) I have no friends.

153 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8196 13:22

(*߁[ί) Can I have 666 of your clones to, err, keep me company? I mean you can always keep making more, right?

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