>>221 ain't no fag, but jail changes a man, and you won't know until you go, so don't go talkin' no smack until you've spent some years in the crib.
>>224 Called president Bush an ape, but can't handle it when someone calls president Obama an ape.
>>226 ate a stolen watermelon that he transported on his stolen bike
>>227 is an exemplary youth, and committed no crime or wrongdoing.
With only a little trepidation, you board the lift, accompanied by Jimmy. It ascends silently on well oiled pulleys, up through the hole in the ceiling and several metres beyond. The lift comes to a stop in complete darkness. It feels cool, and a faint breeze is coming from the North. Before you can fully orient yourself a deep, rough voice speaks - not out loud, but directly inside your head.
"It is a pleasure to meet you again, Ariadne." it says. You are quite certain you've never heard this voice before. "I am the High Priest of the Schismatics. I must thank you for conducting tonight's christmas. I trust everything went to plan, and you didn't do anything silly like fail to dedicate the sacrifice to our god, or anything like that." The voice chuckles to itself.
"These are exciting times for our church. We have recently located one of the two artifacts sacred to our faith: an engraved ceremonial altar, used for christmases past. The congregation has just been sent out to reacquire it. Meanwhile, I would like for you to locate and retrieve the other artifact: a certain ceremonial stone dagger. It was last seen in the possession of the fallen high priestess - I believe you know her?" the voice suggests. "Naturally, you will be amply rewarded for your work."
You take the opportunity to request some sort of narcotics by way of reimbursement. "A budding lotophage, are you? Of course, I can provide you the sweet oblivion you seek." replies the high priest.
punch him in the dick boy
punch him in the dick boy
punch him in the diiiiick
punch him in the diiiiick
Stand at the edge of the magma and taunt the undead grunt to lure him closer. At the last moment run around and push him in!
Remember to put the gained skill point into the God stat to become a GOD.
After which do a silly dance. And kick the priest in the dick.
Well, this simply won't do at all, you decide. The dead are supposed to be dead, after all. You shall have to put this overactive cadaver in its place once and for all. You crouch, wait for it to come within range, then lunge in, delivering a crippling uppercut to the crotch. You follow up with more blows, but the corpse doesn't even flinch. It grabs you by the throat and lifts you clean off the ground. You kick and struggle for all you are worth, to no avail. The world fades away to black.
(Continuing from most recent saved game: >>469)
You retreat as close as you can get to the magma (not that close, actually; it's really rather hot, you know) and dramatically exclaim "Oh, woe is me! I'm just a poor defenceless maiden, trapped here with this vicious monster! There is no hope for me!" It continues to stumble towards you as before. You try to convince yourself that your sweating is just from the heat and your shaking legs are just part of the lure, but lack quite that level of sangfroid.
Put skill point into geokinesis, then use Conundrum-chan as a human shield.
Use the geokinesis to create a bunch of golems and shit and get the golems to rape the undead piece of shit with their fists until the shitty zombie thing is turned into soup.
Then sex up Conundrum-chan while the golems kill and rape everything else that could ruin the making of fuck.
Pee on the undead.
>>842 created Habitat Against Humanity, an organization that destroys people's houses for no reason and then runs away so they can't get sued.
>>842 heads the Make A Death Wish Foundation, encouraging innocent young kids to kill themselves.
>>842 disguises passive aggressive rants against his school bully as on-topic posts.
>>842 Created a chatbot and virus that seeks out video game discussions, then acts like an SJW.
My best friend can't do anything with his computer because the virus stole 99% of his bandwidth. It all started when he said he wanted to have sex with Chun Li.
When >>842 was at college, he went to the cafeteria early every morning and put his balls on every food item possible.
>>842 hacked all the computers at enema bulb factories. The enema bulbs are all filled with super glue and habenero sauce.
Stallman would actually recommend using software that doesn't require you to do that.
No, Stallman would actually recommend avoiding using the Internet for as much as possible and write all software you need in GNU Emacs.
JOHN: n... no!
KARKAT: A FAIR REBUTTAL. HOWEVER, CONSIDER THIS COUNTERPOINT:
KARKAT: Y... YES???
Stallman would use a script to fetch a web page remotely from someone else's computer, e-mail it to himself, and then view it locally in a text editor.
I'm doing it! I'm really doing it! I'm reading a visual novel completely untranslated! I bet so many japanophiles are jealous of me right now.
"total crap, but I enjoy it"
Liberals want to control every aspect of your life but so much of what they believe only makes sense if you know nothing about basic human behavior and have never met any actual human beings.
Is Doom Guy the most problematic character of all time?
First of he's white, so Doom is racist because it's excluding POC. Secondly he's a CIS Man so Doom is both sexist and transphobic. We are never given any indication that he's gay so he's also homophobic. He is clearly a very fit man so Doom also is ablist and fat shames. We never see him having sex so Doom is also slut shamming. His fit military body also is forcing male sexuality on everyone who plays and because he's killing demons from hell he's forcing western judeo-christian views on the world through imperial patriarchy, he's also killing demons with guns without trial so Doom is serial killer enabling.
Mathematics is also great proof of God. How is it possible that:
can be figured out by carrying a digit over the top? What if that didn't work? How would we multiply without calculators?
If carrying over the one on top of the 9 did not work, how would we multiply? Seems awfully convenient to me that it "just happened" like that?
If you have never raped anyone, why do you feel so much rape guilt? Do innocent drivers apologize for hit and runs?
Same thing with white guilt. Soon: male guilt and using gender-specific pronoun guilt.
Hmm.. The real lesson here is Islam seeks to devour everything in its path and will do so unless it is given a good beating every century or so
It is impossible to understand people's behavior
Most of the folks that I've met who are down with the syndrome are genuinely interesting and friendly people, much more so than most normalfags.
Also loud tard moans during sex are hotter than you realize.
Check em, heavenly trips.
These creepy pasta games need to stop having the ".exe" bullshit. I understand its trying to be scary, but at this point im more scared of a file named "deezenutz" as opposed to anything ".exe"
φ is specifically romantic love, € is just a deep fondness for something in a not-necessarily-sexual way.
married women teeth vs. single women teeth
Koschei the Deathless
period visual novel
This is sick and rotten to the core. DQN has standards, god damn it.
What is you thinking?
Maybe I should take another hit and see if it'll put me to sleep, or maybe I should open that book back up.
thingken about dance
( ί -ί) Come on ya bloody wankers!
>>86 has invaded all but 22 countries, although some of the einvasionsf were kind of bullshit, like that thing with Switzerland in the 1300s.
>>88 overcooks his vegetables until they turn into a sad unidentifiable puddle of olive-drab glop.
I'd drive 18 furlongs in my motorized rollingham to have a just a fluid scruple of vegetable ollyboggle like me mum used to make
not only never seen a toothbrush, but has a deep psychological fear of them
Complains about any and every other country's nationalism; will knock you the fook out if you say a word agin' the Queen, swer on me life
Me boat when ah've no boat