The problem with a lot of alternative image boards is that once they get like 5+ regular users, they start circlejerking (usually in IRC, or occasionally with tripcodes) and then ban new people who don't agree with everything they do.
And then they wonder why they aren't popular.
If you ban new people, and make it clear that you don't like new people, you're not going to get new people.
I wouldn't know.
I am tired and acidic.
It's not an image board though. For whatever reason, alt image boards seem to have more anal mods and cliques. /dqn/ and /saovq/ are pretty nice.
This song I'm listening to, "Results" from the Super Famicom game soundtrack "Super Power League", composed by Masakatsu Maekawa, is really nice.
I'm out of Mountain Dew so I'm stuck drinking peach soda. It's not bad but...
Offer some food to whoever is in the building as a gesture of goodwill.
Lift up shirt and present chest as a gesture of goodwill.
Spread the good word of the sacred Eve Inforest.
Given the choice between not entering the building (and being blindly obedient to perceived authority) or entering the building (and being easily manipulated by reverse psychology (or just very stupid)) you go ahead and choose the latter. As it is on the opposite bank to which you are currently on, you try to cross the bridge. Unexpectedly, the door snaps in half as you put your weight on it, making a loud noise and dampening your feet. The animal noises which were, until now, fairly subdued, suddenly swell into a raucous, rapidly approaching chorus of shrieks and howls.
Not feeling particularly in the mood for company, you make your way up the valley side towards the building. You find a second banner draped across the ground in front of the building; seemingly a continuation of the first, which has fallen from place. It reads "YOUR PARENTS WOULDN'T LIKE IT". To one side of the main entrance is written, in shaky handwriting, "FREE SWEETS INSIDE".
Inside, you a fairly large, L shaped room. It has been entirely emptied; judging by the marks on the floor, even the carpet has been taken up, leaving bare floorboards. On the East and North facing walls are doorways that have been entirely bricked up. Also on the North facing wall is a stairwell, with stairs leading both up and down. The ascending staircase has been blocked by a pile of miscellaneous furniture; you think you could probably negotiate it, but it would take some time, and two free hands. All around the descending staircase are large signs with messages such as "CUTE KITTENS DOWNSTAIRS", "ADORABLE PUPPIES TO PLAY WITH IN THE BASEMENT" and "FREE TOYS FOR ALL UNATTENDED CHILDREN". The stairs slope away into darkness, but you can just make out what appears to be a beartrap at the bottom.
Say to the girl, "Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jump over the candlestick"
Be nimble, be quick, and jump over the candlestick. If no candlestick is available, settle for jumping over the bear trap at the bottom of the stairs and hoping one of the assailants gets caught in it.
Severly hiss at girl.
adopt the girl in the seifuku as our daughteru
At that moment, the nearest of the barbaric creatures lunges towards you, grasping avariciously towards your hard-earned comestibles. Like some prayer or mantra from a dimly recalled childhood, you quickly mutter under your breath a nursery rhyme you barely remember. The girl yelps at the sound of the first word and grabs the foremost brute by the scruff of the neck, dragging him back behind her. She then scolds the creature with a series of harsh barking sounds.
Slowly, cautiously, she pushes in front of her associates and takes a few steps towards you. She reaches for a loaf of bread, making slight cooing noises, as though asking permission. You hesitate, and a gleam appears in her eye, as though she just sensed some inner weakness.
You aren't sure quickness or nimbleness can really be considered binary states, but are happy to consider yourself quick and nimble until proven otherwise. You can't locate any candlesticks, so you take the most logical course of action and try to jump over the half-glimpsed instrument of ensnarement downstairs. Unfortunately, you failed to notice that there was a tripwire installed at the edge of the landing, and are sent tumbling head over heels into the darkness below. You land headfirst on the beartrap, which springs closed onto your neck. You die instantly.
Shout, "Jack be with you" and let her go.
Haigh dokyuns it's a new thread!
too deop for you
Well, my fluffies, let's make this thread ratter! Rodents are cute.
This lemon is sour.
My homie Willie S. writes with a quill.
I went back in time and <i>fawt</i> Ghandi. He won.
Meh, it's not the biggest I've ever seen, but it's bigeish.
Before you nudge it in the fudge, remember that you can't unnudge.
"total crap, but I enjoy it"
This was a good video but I got really spooked when mike started talking about skeletons, and how there could even be one inside you.
To be fair, all these people can't keep his penis "out of their mouth".
pamela anderson requiring an introduction has irrevocably aged me.
Can you start a separate channel where it's just you trying to say words like "polka dot" and "robot" over and over?
When I first saw the thumbnail I thought he actually had a giant flaming
penis with a mega-sperm emerging.
Agreed. The whole point to this character existing is "look at me, I am gay. I exist to be gay and am all about being gay." Now that I wrote that down maybe art does imitate life?
You were also an invention created by accident
I would like to offer myself to a scientific institute as a test subject to be sent into a black hole. If there are any people who know how I could make this dream a reality please contact me. This is not a joke. I am completely Sincere in my proposition.
It's topics like this that make me not want to have kids. Not because I am afraid of something like "birth trauma" but because I am afraid of becoming the kind of woman in which every little goddamn thing that doesn't reaffirm my sense of goddess-like birth wonder causes me to assume that I am being violated in some sense.
I use it all the time, it works well. I get dry lips a lot. I think it's because I can't breathe through my nose a lot. My nose is crooked and sometimes I can only breathe through one nostril, especially at night. I sleep with my mouth open a lot. Not sure why, I remember I got a soccer ball kicked into my nose as a kid and my nose bleed a lot because of it. Also I used to snort cocaine, that might have something to do with it. I talked to my doctor about it and asked if he could refer me to a specialist, but he basically just told me to use chapstick and drink more water.
I tried that, now it runs at around 65 fps. Apparently it's a known issue.
"children of scrotum"
Linear friction welding
"linear burrowing owls"
nearest black hole to earth
>>281 did the same but explained that he "just [likes] how cute they are" amidst bursts of his awkward laughter.
>>285 Created catgirls by building the machine found in "The Fly" except he put a girl and a cat in the machine.
>>287 Created a Pedobear using DNA from a Kodiak bear and DNA from Micheal Jackson.
U+216A (Roman Numeral Eleven) - The Unicode Character Reference
Ⅺ Unicode Roman Numeral Eleven
At first glance this looked like it meant someone's (possibly a budding pubescent loli in the flower of her youth) chest became large, but apparently it's actually a set phrase that is similar in meaning to "welled up with emotion"
At sunrise we will dance the hempin jig
So raise up your pint of rum and take another swig
The curse of Captain Morgan has led us to this fate
So have no fear and don't look back
The afterlife awaits
TEACHER: Give me a sentence starting with "I".
STUDENT: I is...
TEACHER: No, always say "I am".
STUDENT: Alright. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
Eye'm the strongest!
( ˃ Д˂) EVERYTHING IN HUMAN SOCIETY IS BASED UPON A BUNCH OF MEANINGLESS CONVENTIONS. MONEY IS NOTHING, ELECTRONIC MONEY DOESN'T EVEN EXIST. WHAT'S THE WORTH OF A DOLLAR WITHOUT GOLD? ECONOMY IS JUST TRYING TO WRIGGLE AROUND AND KEEP AN ILLUSION OF WELL-BEING, OTHERWISE WE WOULD DESCEND INTO A SIMILAR STATE TO NORTH KOREA. WHAT IS THE GOLD'S WORTH AFTER ALL? ASIDE FROM SOMEBODY MAKING IT SO BECAUSE HE COULDN'T FIND MUCH OF IT.
( ˃ Д˂) THERE ARE PEOPLE THAT ARE AS AWFUL AS TO TRY TO SCREW PEOPLE'S LIVES OVER SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T AFFECT THEM AT ALL
( ˃ Д˂) I WAITED AS LONG AS I COULD TO TAKE A SHOWER AND OF COURSE NOW THAT I'VE DONE SO, I SUDDENLY NEED TO SHIT!
( ˃ Д˂) WHAT THE FUCK, BODY?
( ˃ Д˂) I SPILLED WATER ON MY ONLY PS3 CONTROLLER! NOW IT DOESN'T WORK! FUCK! I'M NOT IN THE MOOD TO PLAY GAMES THAT MY PC CAN HANDLE! A WHOLE TORRENT OF romS ISN'T GOING TO HELP ME!
( ˃ Д˂) MY CAT PUKED AND I STEPPED IN IT AND NOW MY LAST PAIR OF CLEAN SOCKS ARE WET AND STINKY!
"Your download will begin in 5 seconds"
( ˃ Д˂) WHY DO SITES DO THIS SHIT? HOW ABOUT DOWNLOADING RIGHT AWAY INSTEAD OF WASTING MY TIME ON THIS EXTRA PAGE?
( ˃ Д˂) WHY DO I LOVE BBW AND HAVE YELLOW FEVER AT THE SAME TIME?! THAT MAKES FINDING A GIRLFRIEND THAT I AM ATTRACTED TO ABOUT AS COMMON AS A UNICORN!
( ˃ Д˂) ZDUMB SCUM RUINING DOOM