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1: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#35] (469) 2: [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 5] (871) 3: [REI] May I take your order? [Part VII] (290) 4: [Creativity] ITT we make a sentence with each word starting with a letter of our CAPTCHAs (282) 5: [Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Part III] (454) 6: [READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 5] (228) 7: ITT your last google search [PART IV] (212) 8: [VIOLENCE] ITT we decide who would win the fight set up by the poster above us (253) 9: DQN LINK SHARING FROM AROUND THE WORLD (151) 10: CTRL+V THREAD! [part XV] (262) 11: [HISTORY] cracky-chan [SERIOUS BUSINESS] (418) 12: shitty fucking poetry night (402) 13: ITT the previous poster is a panda [PART II] (183) 14: ( E-E) Beady Eyes [Thread Derailed] (931) 15: [Youtube] ™ QUALITY VIDEOS ™ [DQN][Part III] (321) 16: I found it! I found the Yoshinoya (15) 17: HEY DQN I'M HUNGRY (8) 18: What are you listening to? [CONTENTLESS][MUSIC] (217) 19: [Part 9] ( LƒΦ`) Grandpa [Legendary] (418) 20: Yesterday, I went to Yoshinoya... (372) 21: [Music] ITT We Come up With Names for a Band [Wordplay] [Cool] (92) 22: The Global Empire of the Elitist Superstructure of DQN (14) 23: [ADMIN HARASSMENT] ITT 1000 acronyms for [BPS] (69) 24: [Part V] ( EƒΦE) Clonepa [Crap ass] (168) 25: [ ▱ƒΦ▱] GraDos 〚Parody〛 (23) 26: Occupy Gikopoi (12) 27: [Part III] The previous poster is a nerd [otaku] (431) 28: Tinychan Refugee thread (4) 29: Let's get to 1000 by Oppai Oppai [3] (23) 30: ( E-E) I wouldn't say this if this wasn't an anonymous board... (947) 31: ITT we report on the freaks we see around the 'hood (85) 32: [Contentful] ITT we write down our dreams. [Serialization] [Thoughts] (483) 33: The Elitist Superstructure; a force for good in the world? (23) 34: An essay on the copyright status of IPAMonaPGothic, and its suitability for use in open source proje (2) 35: [Misery] ( ί -ί) Post unhappy things... [Part 3] (722) 36: [Meaningful] (₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ ITT we think for a whole day before posting [Profound] (359) 37: ( ί ƒŽί) Post Happy Things (Part Four!) (600) 38: [AI] Talk To Transformer [Text Generation] (242) 39: Dear Squeeks, (286) 40: [MUSE] ITT Cute Girl Posting [Cute] [Girls] [#1] (259)

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#35] (469)

460 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9809 02:53

>>458 i ended up using that second stack there but adding in -loli as well, seems to filter out almost everything with a vagina unless it's poorly tagged

male_focus can still include females in the image so it's not ideal either but this seems to work

461 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9809 08:54

touch the neko

462 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9809 09:01

pocket billiards

463 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9809 10:12

Fucked up, but in a good way, you know?

464 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9809 11:50

I personally hope 4chan dies, and a proper site like IIchan or 5chan is once again reborn.

465 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9809 12:01

Is there anything like sovietrussia's /z/ board but not in Esperanto?

466 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9809 13:16

I personally hope 4chan dies, and so does every other imageboard ever created.

467 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9809 14:27

And something like iichan or 5chan take its place!

468 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9809 15:05

And the sweet release of death takes its place.

469 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9809 18:23

And a tall, muscular man forcefully takes me from behind!

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[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 5] (871)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9305 08:07

(He's a tough boy. You can treat him as one of your items.)

862 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9805 00:39

Okay I'll put it another way. You know how the movie has a two second scene where Sonny is fucking a bridesmaid at Connie's wedding at the beginning? Well in the book, that bridesmaid is not only a named character but a significant amount of the book is about how she has an enormous vagina and doesn't know how to go on living without Sonny's abnormally gigantic hog. I'm serious, it's a whole seperate storyline where she doesn't interact with any of the characters from the movie.

863 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9805 02:04

What did he mean by this

864 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9805 05:45

My father was a sewer man, and my mother was his concubine. I was born in what's called a "fecal retainment pool", on a pile old, unsold Sunday newspapers. The first thing I ever saw was Garfield's crumpled face, soiled by diarrhea. I still see it in my dreams. Semper fi.

865 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9805 22:29

I wouldn't vote for Kanye West, or Biden or Trump, because they all suck absolutely huge ass and I just want to grill, but I'm not sure 2016's tactics of accusing the bitter Bernie Bros of being sexist is going to work now that the democratic candidate is a rapist.

866 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9806 02:14

I wish I could make coronaviruses to the size of hamster balls so I could get a hammer and smash their brains out.

By 'brains' I mean their RNA, enzymes and shit, just hear those satisfying 'pop' sounds as their enveloped membrane bursts open like a water balloon full of goo. And possibly high pitched squealing sounds of fear as the viruses try to slowly roll around like Zorb Balls to pathetically escape my wrath.

I'd first rip their dicks (Spike glycoproteins) off, one by one, after getting them to come close to me by showing them a pair of inflatable lungs. I'd like to imagine the viruses whimpering and shuddering every time I pluck one off. Then when there's none left and the stupid virus is crying in pain and fear, I'd get a hammer and smash that fucker's head in.

867 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9807 01:43

Me: bro did you hear that?

Friend: no, what do you mean?

Me: ES GEHT DURCH DIE WELT EIN GEFLÜSTER

868 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9807 21:42

LOL, there's something you don't see everyday, a caterpillar raeping a french fry. Or in the french fry perceptive, it's getting raeped by the caterpillar

"Vote Pedro for President"

869 Name: vc: biche : 1993-09-9807 22:59

You came in and derailed a conversation about books by whining about casual inclusion of the Bechtel test and are now using the derailment you initiated as proof that its inclusion derails discussion. Bravo.

870 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9808 19:55

puts on mask

aahhhh nooo im turning into a bimbo giant tits grow and my ass sticks out nooo covid stop making me into a bimbo

871 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9809 16:48

Popping neko pills nonstop this milk got me on the same wavelength tht jesus is in .. or was..

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[REI] May I take your order? [Part VII] (290)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7141 21:05


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281 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9804 22:17

(L_TM)@Hey, I'm here for my, uh, nose reduction surgery.

282 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9805 17:08

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283 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9805 22:24

(L_TM) I was told that you're DQN's top expert on not having a nose.

284 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9805 23:15

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285 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9806 17:29

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286 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9806 20:08

( EƒΦE) Who nose what's inside it?

287 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9807 03:24

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288 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9807 14:32

( EƒΦE) Guess I shouldn't be too nosy.

289 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9807 17:51

( EƒΦE) I just hope it wasn't mass produced in an ol' factory.

290 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9809 15:27

( EƒΦE) booger booger booger booger
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[Creativity] ITT we make a sentence with each word starting with a letter of our CAPTCHAs (282)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9516 16:14

*C*old *h*amburgers *a*re *v*ery *e*xecrable, *e*ven *n*auseating

273 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9797 08:00

Vulgar Armadillo World

274 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9797 09:31

Giggling and denying gents ejaculation

275 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9800 09:54

>>274
Ultimately, no one merits ejaculation.

276 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9802 17:49

Reki earns every true Haibane's ending.

277 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9807 16:54

Every xenophobe ostracises xylophonists

278 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9808 01:31

He is... the Cock-Haver.

279 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9808 18:46

>>278
Fowl owner, what now?

280 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9809 13:25

Silly uncle Norman is simply hungover.

281 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9809 14:26

Those ungulates get under the influence of narcotics!

282 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9809 15:02

Um, neutral evil goblins?

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[Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Part III] (454)

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[READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 5] (228)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9478 03:42

The shraiff don't like it. Lock the taskbar.

219 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9776 22:22

I don't see the problem with being vude!

220 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9776 22:38

Thankfully, my bank's fraud detection department is really sharp, and caught my unscrupulous apartment owners trying to rekash my rent check!

221 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9776 22:47

Of course emacs won't run on the dusty 486 you found while cleaning out your family's basement, but relax, vill run just fine.

222 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9779 12:50

yeix man, yeix

223 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9779 19:46

They call it tache but it never sticks.

224 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9784 21:52

Pretty hot right now, not at all frezeish.

225 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9806 06:34

This fungus has fascinating gutution.

226 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9807 07:52

I wish to enter a secret area of VUP quality and become a vupeer.

227 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9808 19:06

The bomb didn't go off, so it's time to reazz the area.

228 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9809 05:34

Studying fisics so I can become a fisition

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ITT your last google search [PART IV] (212)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9518 07:40

top 10 haunted wikipedia pages ever

203 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9804 05:20

ezekiel 23:20

204 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9806 05:31

gorogoro

205 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9807 04:26

gorogoro controversy

206 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9807 04:55

why is it called a haymaker

207 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9808 01:13

odin ramen

(typo of "odin raven", no particularly interesting results)

208 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9808 05:04

>>207 oden ramen sounds amazing tho

209 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9808 09:40

>>208
the Grímnismál states that Odin lives on wine alone, so Odin ramen might resemble white wine pasta with a minimum of toppings, if it even had noodles

to craft a more substantial meal, you would require the flesh of the beast Sæhrimnir, which is slain and cooked by Andhrímnir for the Æsir every night before being resurrected to be eaten anew the following day

if you accept the etymologically problematic claims made about Sæhrimnir's nature in the Gylfaginning, wild boar meat may be an acceptable substitute for its flesh

alternately, you could work from the most commonly proposed attestation of "sooty sea-beast" and use grilled fishcakes, returning full circle to the suggestion of oden ramen (be sure to please the Allfather by putting plenty of mirin in the broth)

since the Grímnismál suggests that Odin gives his share of the Valhallan feast to his wolves, Freki and Geri, it is also possible that Odin ramen would be topped with dog food

210 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9808 13:25

odin ramen controversy

211 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9808 18:48

animal crossing giant isopod

212 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9808 23:16

"neo geo pocket color" bios download

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[VIOLENCE] ITT we decide who would win the fight set up by the poster above us (253)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5792 00:15

Clonepa or Superman?

244 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9715 17:16

>>243
Dora is a seasoned explorer, with experience surviving in the wild and handling dangerous animals, while Kim is a coddled old man who's clearly never seen action. There are also reports suggesting the Supreme Leader has various limiting health conditions, including diabetes, hypertension, and obesity. My money's definitely on Dora.

>>245
Elves vs. dwarves. Assume equal numbers on both sides, and the battleground is neither underground nor in a forest.

245 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9715 17:37

>>244
Dwarfs are physically resistant to magic while elves are not physically resistant to a cannonball to the face. Plus, Dwarfs won the War of the beard.

>>246
John Lennon vs. Vladimir Lenin. Assume they've both been resurrected at the heights of their physical capabilities.

246 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9715 19:48

>>245
I've got to go with Vlad on this one. As far as I can tell, Lenin survived at least one shooting and Lennon survived zero.

>>247
Three copies of Karl Marx vs. the Marx brothers (only Groucho, Chico, and Harpo). All resurrected to the physical condition they were in at age 35.

247 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9715 20:08

>>246 The Marx brothers would do a comedy skit about capitalism. The Karl Marx clones would laugh at the show. When one Marx brother would step off stage, he would plant an explosive cigar on a Karl Marx clone. The result would be a win for the Marx brothers.

>>246 Patchouli (Touhou) vs Sailor Mercury. Which 2d bookworm is better?

248 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9716 00:42

>>247
In terms of their powers, Patchouli has the obvious advantage here. She can command earth, which overcomes water in the Wuxing cycle. All of Ami's attacks and abilities are are water-based, so that gives her a severe handicap (unless the swords she makes out of water, or the Sailor Star Tambo, don't count as elemental.)

There's room for argument based on the facts that danmaku isn't particularly serious fighting compared to that which the Sailor Scouts do, and that Ami's physical stamina exceeds Patchouli's, but Stage 4 is going to be her toughest challenge in EoSD. I'm predicting Patchu will foil, at minimum, Ami's first 1CC attempt.

>>249
The guy who posted "dicks out for Hara​mbe" in every single thread on 4-ch vs. the guy who's been starting shitloads of threads about COO​MERs

249 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9716 01:55

>>248
Gorilla. Both jokes were spread and overused throughout every forum and social medias, but "dicks out" as a phrase has a lot of impact.

>>250
Renaissance paintings vs. ASCII art characters.

250 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9716 10:40

>>249
ASCII art characters can call for endless copy/pasted reinforcements, whereas renaissance paintings take days, at least, to produce more of. Also, ASCII art characters are frequently depicted with rocket launchers, tanks, comically oversized hammers, etc., whereas the most a renaissance painting will get is a guy on horseback with a sword or something. The renaissance paintings, outnumbered and outgunned, would fall quickly.

>>251
Takara Miyuki & Izumi Konata vs Hiiragi Tsukasa & Hiiragi Kagami.

251 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9721 14:11

>>250
Takara Miyuki & Izumi Konata for sure. Not only is Konata more popular, she is also smarter than the Hiiragi sisters combined, while Miyuki's moe level would destroy their self-esteem.

>>252
Barbie vs He-Man.

252 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9721 21:06

>>251
He-Man is an honourable gentleman, and would never attack an unarmed lady. Barbie may lack any corresponding compunction, but she also lacks any plausible way of defeating the most powerful man in the universe. The result would be a stalemate.

>>253
Daniel (Amnesia: The Dark Descent) vs Oswald Mandus (Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs) vs Simon Jarett (SOMA)

253 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9808 19:02

>>252
Daniel is a pansy who's afraid of the dark, so he's definitely losing this fight. Oswald is the only one of the three who actually kills one of his enemies -- although he does so indirectly, via electrocution. Simon does have (potentially) two copies, which would be a substantial advantage, however he's rather a pansy too, and almost completely helpless without Catherine. Furthermore, Oswald is shown to have a very good understanding of mechanics and electricity, so he can likely find a way to disable or kill Simon, provided there's stuff in the environment to work with. I think Mandus is most likely to come out on top.

>>254
All the colossi from Shadow of the Colossus vs all the divine beasts and guardians from Breath of the Wild.

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DQN LINK SHARING FROM AROUND THE WORLD (151)

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CTRL+V THREAD! [part XV] (262)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9648 10:43

There's one thing that I want to ask you.
Please remember #1, who disappeared after building the crap thread,
even on occasion.

253 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9800 17:13

>>252
deNIGRAted

254 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9800 23:12

Etymology
From Latin dēnigrātus, the past participle of dēnigrāre (gto blackenh), from dē + nigrare (gto blackenh) (from niger (gblackh)).

256 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9803 20:08

257 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9803 20:11

Arbeiter, Bauern, nehmt die Gewehre
Nehmt die Gewehre zur Hand!
Zerschlagt die faschistische Räuberherde
Setzt eure Herzen in Brand!
Pflanzt eure roten Banner der Arbeit
Auf jeden Acker, auf jede Fabrik
Dann steigt aus den Trümmern der alten Gesellschaft
Die sozialistische Weltrepublik!

258 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9804 07:13

a king who owned two remarkably fine fields of rape, but every night two of the rape heaps were burnt down in one of the fields.

259 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9805 09:13

Tsunayoshi's homosexual interests were aroused by the son of the daimyō of Kai; and his plans to adopt this Tokugawa youth as his successor were known by a few inside Edo Castle. The shōgun's wife, who was also a daughter of the emperor, foresaw that this choice of a successor would be very poorly received by many; and she feared that it might result in a disastrous civil war. The shōgun's wife did everything she could to dissuade Tsunayoshi from continuing with such potentially divisive and dangerous plans; and when it became clear that her arguments were in vain, she resolutely sacrificed herself for the good of the country—she killed her husband and then killed herself. She may also have done this as she hated the boy.

260 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9806 17:24

261 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9806 20:00

Haiii. Ifm the social media manager for @USArmyesports
& I am the UwU lord.

  • Thank you for your kind words.

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