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1: [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] (974) 2: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#17] (762) 3: Necrobump this thread! (63) 4: SAoVQ Refugee thread (53) 5: (-_-)‚Á-~ Smoking Thread [PART 1] (24) 6: CTRL+V THREAD! [part Ⅺ] (623) 7: [Part IV] ( EƒÖE) Clonepa [Crap ass] (728) 8: [REI] May I take your order? [Part VII] (115) 9: [COUNTDOWN] >>800 GET on the 8000th [PART II] (810) 10: We seem to have lost contact with the Control Tower [Grinding Noises][Part II] (588) 11: ITT your last google search [PART II] (653) 12: [Youtube] ™ QUALITY VIDEOS ™ [DQN][Part II] (353) 13: [QUALITY]DQN'S favourite words (178) 14: You know, >>73 is kind of a butthead. (851) 15: shitty fucking poetry night (294) 16: Let's get to 1000 by immature swears. (100) 17: ITT prove the previous poster is a faggot (32) 18: [Misery] ( ß -ß) Post unhappy things... [Part 3] (464) 19: [$VALUE\] What things do you value as much as you value Shrek [EQUALLY] [WOW] (38) 20: The previous poster is a NEET/hikikomori. (27) 21: ITT we find flaws in a perfect world [Part II] (318) 22: [COUNTDOWN] >>700 ON THE 7000TH DAY OF THIS GLORIOUS MONTH (715) 23: [READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 4] (452) 24: ITT we tell stories [STORYTELLING] (5) 25: Continual Externalisation Of A Hierarchy Of Meaning. (8) 26: ITT we report on the freaks we see around the 'hood (12) 27: [NOVEL] DQN Shirt Novel [FAIRLY NICE] (207) 28: [Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Part II] (87) 29: ( EƒÖE) Fatpa returns! [ok] (63) 30: FOUND TUPAC.HTML (72) 31: Lame Confessional [LAME] [#2] (265) 32: Existential Crisis (19) 33: [gay]ITT the previous poster is a fag[homosexual] (26) 34: ( E-E) I wouldn't say this if this wasn't an anonymous board... (668) 35: ITT we post in this thread if we feel like it (71) 36: [Dance] Dance thread [Fun] (9) 37: ITT we pretend to be from Latvia. (7) 38: Gayness in your A.N.U.S. (3) 39: ITT get drunk and talk about what is on your mind (24) 40: [test] flood again? [lol] (4)

[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] (974)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7418 11:22

"total crap, but I enjoy it"

965 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7999 17:32

I got what he said. For the sake of clarity allow me a reiteration of my prior post: Establishing proof of concept is not the same as establishing an industry standard. This article is clearly about possibility and potential rather than execution and enterprise. His knee-jerk response, though entirely valid, is so unnecessary it borders on pedantic :D

966 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7999 23:50

Stunningly un-user-friendly, impossible to navigate, lacking in
anything to indicate to a new player where to go, what to do, or why
to continue wasting their time with an atrocious command system that
is neither coherent nor consistent. I honestly cannot imagine why
anyone would bother.

967 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8000 16:19

FYI - In comparison Ferrari's of the era were hardly built any better . The standard comment made by most any Ferrari owner in the know when asked why Ferrari's build and materials quality was [ and is ] so poor in light of the price being ;

" Because they're built by Italian Communists that hate your guts for the fact that you can afford one "

A fact that unfortunately and despite all the rhetoric coming from Ferrari is still pretty much the same today

968 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8000 21:29

>>923
After that many blows to the head, can you blame him?

969 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8000 21:41

I like the expressions on the mohawk trolls face in this page, too bad it will be over for him soon.

970 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 00:08

The kid in the middle is most likely to become a serial killer.(👀) I see you!

971 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 06:13

Today I had a revelation. I once again realized how I hate this pathetic parody of a country. Let me share my revelation with you, Bernd.

Do you know what is the name of one of Russian cable network erotic channels? I found it out just today, by chance. It's called Russian Night, and as I heard these words, a bottomless abyss had opened before my eyes and looked into them.

As the West is undergoing its colorful Untergang, painted in all colors of the rainbow, the satanic Night reigns over Russia, and in the pitch-dark depth of it, there is a lone man: he's sitting in front of the TV, he's blankly staring into the screen, and on the screen, there is a bald merry midget giving the audience a lecture on the benefits of sunbathing. He's dressed like a jester, he makes everyone laugh; everyone but Russians. It's called RN, the channel, and The Russian Night with Merry Midget, the program. The man's hand is moving up and down, up and down. He likes the show the midget is giving to him, his black saliva is dripping from his chin, his heart is beating fast: doki-doki shichau no yo.

The wind is howling behind the window, and dashed lines of snow flurry hit the window glass which is thin, too thin, a mere crust over the bubbling ocean of snow that symbolizes everlasting repentance in our sad little story. He's on the ninth floor of a commieblock built upon bones, pus and hatred, and far below, transparent shadows of former humans are silently strolling across a snow field desperately searching for the last trolleybus; but it's long gone. And the man keeps moving up and down his hand with another part of the body I am too ashamed to name firmly, manly, umzumanly gripped in the palm, as if not seeing the face of a white mad monk clutching the handle of his hatchet in his hands and is patiently looking into the window.

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972 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 07:20

>>971
it was kc tier

973 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 14:36

Could you do it like how you did V2. Started with Noobland. Then it slowly stretched to Bandits and then the arena and then temple etc. When you make or complete an area then add it to the game. The updates would keep the game (even if its small) interesting. That would give people something to play and also provide you with ideas. It would get some excitement going about V3.

974 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8002 10:28

For most people, clinical depression isn't a thing that can be cured, but it can be effectively treated and managed.

I find that "having a bitch around your penis" therapy is an effective part of a treatment regimen and (if you find the right bitch to put around your penis for the long term) can give you something to hope for in the future.
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[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#17] (762)

753 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 06:41

dafuq did I just read

754 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 14:22

>>750
I could OHKO you [i]right now.[/i]

755 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 14:53

>capitalizing gomez

ISHYGDDT

756 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 19:01

I could UNKO you right now

757 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 19:54

Espeon!

758 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 20:09

I came here to post what I'm thinking only to realize I'm not thinking of anything.

759 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 22:08

homo sex is gay

760 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8002 02:52

>>759
Well, yes. I do suppose you're right.

761 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8002 08:29

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

762 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8002 08:49

Hey, it's me, Popuko! I'm one spicy gal!

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Necrobump this thread! (63)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6531 04:39

It'll be pretty boring most of the time, but it'll satisfy some pervert's needs.

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7404 11:51

We must wait until the stars are right.

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7540 22:40

My captcha is unsage so I have chosen a thread to do so with.

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7540 22:59

>>55
Good show, Sir.

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7541 07:00

WOY! Make me a mask! No one sees who boyed off da ting!

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7542 03:38

My *rutchum* itches something fierce.

59 Name: : 1993-09-7552 22:58

60 Name: Ñ : 1993-09-7729 19:35

>>60 gestures!
The Necrobump this thread! shudders and begins to move!

61 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7736 11:03

@@@@@| _
@@@@@|„DM) It doesn't look safe to dance.
@@@@@|¼ I will wait a bit more.
@@@@@|

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7837 23:12

I'm 100 years too early to bump this thread.

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8002 02:58

>>58
Mine too

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SAoVQ Refugee thread (53)

1 Name: VIPPER : 1993-09-7998 04:45

We're locked out!

Smoochy-sama didn't pay his bills.

44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 16:14

I just want saovq back. I'll pay you daddycool I swear

45 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 17:38

don't think, feel

46 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 17:44

>>8
I am the dubs guy!!

47 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 20:22

You should all kill yourselves.

48 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 22:44

I want sayovicue back

49 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8002 02:04

The webmaster of saovq was killed in car crash last week, so thats the end forever.

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8002 02:50

>>49
Prove it.

51 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8002 10:24

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8002 12:24

>>51
RIPIP in peace ;_;

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8002 12:44

>>51
What a rotten way to die.

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(-_-)‚Á-~ Smoking Thread [PART 1] (24)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7631 03:48

(-_-)‚Á-~ Aw yeah, that's the stuff.

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7639 04:40

(-_-)‚Á-~ cannabis

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7640 18:35

( ˃ ƒŽ˂)‚Á-̾

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7640 20:13

( ◕ ƒŽ◕)‚Á-̾

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7641 20:59

(◕_◕)‚Á-~ okay what's in this thing?
(◕_◕)‚Á-~ And why is my captcha "nug"?

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7641 21:08

„‹(◕„t◕„‹) WHY can I hear the color of smells all of a sudden?

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7641 22:26

( ◕ ƒŽ◕)‚Á-̾ Goof Butts

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7642 13:42

( ◕ ƒŽ◕)‚Á-̾ It's a big fat blunt!

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7643 17:52

(-_-)‚Á-~ ahhhhhh

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7895 14:57

(¥_¥)‚Á- Anybody got a light?

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8002 00:04

(¥_¥)‚Á~ Thanks. Got a smoke?

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CTRL+V THREAD! [part Ⅺ] (623)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 21:56

U+216A (Roman Numeral Eleven) - The Unicode Character Reference
Ⅺ Unicode Roman Numeral Eleven

614 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8000 00:20

615 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8000 01:59

Raw8.Net_0905_v07

616 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8000 13:16

Celsus was neither a physician nor a surgeon, but rather
an intellectual patrician and a medical encyclopedist. His
writings had an important early influence on surgery and
he also examined the three contemporary rival medical
schools: dogmatic, methodic, and empiric. These writings
remain a valuable summary of the healing art for this peri-
od. As counselor to the emperors Tiberius and Caligula,
Celsus was held in great esteem. His book,
De Re Med-
icina,
10,11
was considered one of the most important early
medical documents after the Hippocratic writings. Be-
cause for a time his work was lost, he was one of the few
major authors not to be transcribed by the Arabists. It was

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617 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8000 13:44

http://slatestarcodex.
com/2014/02/16/nootropics-
survey-results-and-analysis

618 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8000 13:55

TOP DEFINITION
Jew-niggerings
A cover-all derogatory statement, generally used to describe something when you cant think of the actual word.
Person 1: Damn, I don't have any money for booze, all i can afford are those suck ass jew-niggerings

Person 2: What PBR?

Person 1:Yeah, it tastes like ballsweat
by John Q Jewboy October 21, 2009

619 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8000 22:27

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620 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8000 22:30

Seeing as I can't self-delete, let's try that again
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621 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 03:33

Shelob's Lair becomes "Honmonstrets lår" [the She-monster's Thigh]. The only explanation I can come up with is that the Swedish word for "thigh" is "lår" (pronounced "lawr"), which bears an extremely superficial resemblance to "lair".

622 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 23:32

623 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 23:46

When I was 8, a girl gave me a biscuit tin with her piss and a toy hot wheels car inside. I never spoke to her again after that.

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[Part IV] ( EƒÖE) Clonepa [Crap ass] (728)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7166 16:12

( EƒÖE) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

719 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7981 19:11

( EƒÖE) Yep. All five of you are Beady Eyes. Can't fool me.

720 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7981 19:13

(( E-E) I'm not into the whole wearing a Beady Eyes mask thing.

721 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7981 19:47

((( EƒÖE) Guess who! Trick question! You can't!

722 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7981 20:25

(((( E-E) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

723 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7981 23:39

((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( E-E) I am become Beadypillar.

724 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7982 22:14

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725 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7982 22:28

(((( E-E) Who did you just kill? Who are you? A spikey ear killed another spikey ear.

726 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7982 23:45

((((( EƒÖE)‚ȁQÈ Don't trust the ears. Nekomimi are easy to acquire.

727 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 14:51

The country is in shock again after yet another string of knife murders...
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728 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 23:27

Police are baff- wait, we just got an update.

Oh, that Clonepa! It was all just a prank! What won't he
do for ratings?
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[REI] May I take your order? [Part VII] (115)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7141 21:05


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106 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7969 19:11



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107 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7969 21:30

( ß ƒŽß) Give me your biggest serving of Tang!

108 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7970 12:44

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i @˜§-]@|! i@That's only for astronauts.
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109 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7970 13:32

( Ü-Ü) I'll be an asstronaut in YOUR butthole.

110 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7990 14:58


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111 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7990 19:54

ت Gimme some pepperoni and a couple of smokes

112 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 14:45

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113 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 14:45

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114 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 19:30

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115 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 22:11

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[COUNTDOWN] >>800 GET on the 8000th [PART II] (810)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7987 20:27

801 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8000 08:13

Congrats.

802 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8000 11:57

Anticlimactic gomez

803 Name: Good job everybody : 1993-09-8000 12:13

Punctual gomez
by (*߁[ß)

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
But still not as amazing as the 8000th is going to be! (Punctual gomez)

That's how I see it so far anyway.

I don't know who I am any more. (Punctual gomez)
Diabolical gomez (Punctual gomez)
High caliber gomez (Punctual gomez)

That's how I see it so far anyway.

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804 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8000 16:13

I remember waiting for Punctual Gomez to drop off my lunch. He was right on time, as usual.

805 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 00:42

I remember serving with Punctual Gomez in the Anglo-Zanzibar War. I was bunkered down in the trenches, ready to give up the ghost, when his plane flew overhead, just in time to bomb the enemy to smithereens.

806 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 00:50

One time I'd had a bit too much to drink, and ended up starting a fight with some angry-looking yakuza fellows. When one of them pulled a knife, I had already resigned myself to leaving that bar with a few broken ribs and possibly minus a kidney, when Punctual Gomez came out of the bathroom. He held three of them off with his masterful aikido technique while holding up the rear guard so we could escape.

807 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 01:15

The night I noticed that my refrigerator broken and all the food in it was no good, Punctual gomez was there with two medium two-topping pizzas, breadsticks, and a 2 liter Coke in less than 30 minutes.

808 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 01:30

When >>805 and I were in the war together, my wife back home started to go into labour. Punctual Gomez was there within minutes to drive her to the hospital. I did find it strange that she gave birth more than twelve months after I was enlisted, but luckily Punctual Gomez was there the whole time to see make sure she was well looked after.

809 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 12:42

Punctual gomez shipped my product on time. A++ would buy again.

810 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 19:30

Punctual Gomez ships a live bobcat in every 100th order. One of his customers in 100 is mauled by an enraged bobcat upon opening the box, but Punctual Gomez still has 99% positive feedback.

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We seem to have lost contact with the Control Tower [Grinding Noises][Part II] (588)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7715 22:52

Previously:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1341413503/

For a moment you stand, perfectly still, in the half-light of the laboratory, listening to the slow, steady tapping of the two sets of footsteps as they draw ever closer. Somewhere in the building a clock strikes twelve, the deafening sound reverberating through everything around you. The footsteps stop. Without meaning to, you hold your breath.

>>/994
As it may well be your last opportunity, you lunge forwards, grab the computer monitor and tear it from the wall. The cable pulls taught and snaps at the base in a shower of sparks. The lights go out, plunging you into complete darkness. There is a startled yelp from the North, most likely from Mecha Alexei.

>>/995
Fearing Cassandra-chan may be planning to ambush you from the darkness, you strike out wildly in every direction. You accidentally bump into a workbench, knocking several pieces of glassware to the ground, where they shatter. "Who's there? Show yourself!" demands the voice from the North. Despite the assertive tone, their voice is clearly shaking.
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579 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7995 06:39

What the fuck is going on here

580 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7995 19:21

>>573
There is certainly no shortage of bits of stone scattered about the room. You gather a few together and use your stone morphing (active skill) to convert them into five hira shuriken, setting you back by twenty mana. You have 265 mana remaining. You could probably sharpen them further with your stone sharpening (active skill), but, to be honest, they seem sharp enough to cause some damage as they are, so long as you throw them hard enough.

>>574
You increase your geokinesis level to eight, unlocking the following skills:

  • Advanced rock animation (active skill): Can cause objects made entirely of stone weighing less than ten kilograms to temporarily animate. Animated rocks obey your instructions. Costs twenty mana per minute.
  • Stone sacrifice (passive skill): Sapient creatures killed by you via primary or secondary effects of objects made of stone yield 100 mana and two skill points. Ritual killings involving objects made of stone yield 150 mana and three skill points.

>>575

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581 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7996 00:27

destroy penis

582 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7997 00:11

throw limbs onto the stone cube

583 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7997 03:23

initiate an amorous allemande to the stone cube

584 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7997 04:24

Having finally peed and gotten rid of that nagging discomfort, and having cast off a previous reality paradigm in blood and gunpowder, and having furthermore found a few new religious beliefs, I find myself entirely lacking in any real direction.

I feel bound to merely repeat basic things ritualistically for a while until I can recover and try to understand myself better.

I am thirsty. I must drink. I must find apple juice. If there is no apple juice nearby I must drink water. I must drink as much as I can hold without vomiting, and I must wait for my stomach to empty and drink again.

The answers will come later.

585 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7997 04:28

I am Jack's herniated bladder.

586 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 12:14

Relax bum

587 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 14:38

SHOW ME
SHOYU

PUNCTUAL GOMEZ, PUNCTUAL GOMEZ

588 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8002 09:24

>>587
i love you

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