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[Racism] ITT the previous poster is a nigger [STEALING] (231)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 21:28

>>0 is invisible because he's in a dark room.

222 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 09:50

>>221 ain't no fag, but jail changes a man, and you won't know until you go, so don't go talkin' no smack until you've spent some years in the crib.

223 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 18:22

>>222 ain't never been to prison

224 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 20:34

>>223 a good boy

225 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 23:09

>>224 Called president Bush an ape, but can't handle it when someone calls president Obama an ape.

226 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7937 00:12

>>225 uses the word nigger, but doesn't even smoke weed.

227 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7937 01:02

>>226 ate a stolen watermelon that he transported on his stolen bike

228 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7937 02:42

>>227 is an exemplary youth, and committed no crime or wrongdoing.

229 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7937 03:15

>>228 enjoys the rap music

230 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7937 03:23

>>229 would refuse to copulate with Wu Tang Clan

231 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7937 04:31

>>230 complains about racist stereotypes then immediately goes out and validates them

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We seem to have lost contact with the Control Tower [Grinding Noises][Part II] (478)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7715 22:52

Previously:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1341413503/

For a moment you stand, perfectly still, in the half-light of the laboratory, listening to the slow, steady tapping of the two sets of footsteps as they draw ever closer. Somewhere in the building a clock strikes twelve, the deafening sound reverberating through everything around you. The footsteps stop. Without meaning to, you hold your breath.

>>/994
As it may well be your last opportunity, you lunge forwards, grab the computer monitor and tear it from the wall. The cable pulls taught and snaps at the base in a shower of sparks. The lights go out, plunging you into complete darkness. There is a startled yelp from the North, most likely from Mecha Alexei.

>>/995
Fearing Cassandra-chan may be planning to ambush you from the darkness, you strike out wildly in every direction. You accidentally bump into a workbench, knocking several pieces of glassware to the ground, where they shatter. "Who's there? Show yourself!" demands the voice from the North. Despite the assertive tone, their voice is clearly shaking.
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469 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7928 23:09

>>467
With only a little trepidation, you board the lift, accompanied by Jimmy. It ascends silently on well oiled pulleys, up through the hole in the ceiling and several metres beyond. The lift comes to a stop in complete darkness. It feels cool, and a faint breeze is coming from the North. Before you can fully orient yourself a deep, rough voice speaks - not out loud, but directly inside your head.

"It is a pleasure to meet you again, Ariadne." it says. You are quite certain you've never heard this voice before. "I am the High Priest of the Schismatics. I must thank you for conducting tonight's christmas. I trust everything went to plan, and you didn't do anything silly like fail to dedicate the sacrifice to our god, or anything like that." The voice chuckles to itself.

"These are exciting times for our church. We have recently located one of the two artifacts sacred to our faith: an engraved ceremonial altar, used for christmases past. The congregation has just been sent out to reacquire it. Meanwhile, I would like for you to locate and retrieve the other artifact: a certain ceremonial stone dagger. It was last seen in the possession of the fallen high priestess - I believe you know her?" the voice suggests. "Naturally, you will be amply rewarded for your work."

You take the opportunity to request some sort of narcotics by way of reimbursement. "A budding lotophage, are you? Of course, I can provide you the sweet oblivion you seek." replies the high priest.

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470 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7929 00:10

punch him in the dick boy
punch him in the dick boy
punch him in the diiiiick
punch him in the diiiiick

471 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7930 15:27

Stand at the edge of the magma and taunt the undead grunt to lure him closer. At the last moment run around and push him in!

472 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7932 02:51

Remember to put the gained skill point into the God stat to become a GOD.

After which do a silly dance. And kick the priest in the dick.

473 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7932 09:08

ladies first

474 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 00:13

>>470
Well, this simply won't do at all, you decide. The dead are supposed to be dead, after all. You shall have to put this overactive cadaver in its place once and for all. You crouch, wait for it to come within range, then lunge in, delivering a crippling uppercut to the crotch. You follow up with more blows, but the corpse doesn't even flinch. It grabs you by the throat and lifts you clean off the ground. You kick and struggle for all you are worth, to no avail. The world fades away to black.

GAME OVER
Deaths: 17

(Continuing from most recent saved game: >>469)

>>471
You retreat as close as you can get to the magma (not that close, actually; it's really rather hot, you know) and dramatically exclaim "Oh, woe is me! I'm just a poor defenceless maiden, trapped here with this vicious monster! There is no hope for me!" It continues to stumble towards you as before. You try to convince yourself that your sweating is just from the heat and your shaking legs are just part of the lure, but lack quite that level of sangfroid.

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475 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 05:37

Put skill point into geokinesis, then use Conundrum-chan as a human shield.

476 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 07:34

Use the geokinesis to create a bunch of golems and shit and get the golems to rape the undead piece of shit with their fists until the shitty zombie thing is turned into soup.

Then sex up Conundrum-chan while the golems kill and rape everything else that could ruin the making of fuck.

477 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7937 03:20

Pee on the undead.

478 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7937 03:25

update java

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You know, >>73 is kind of a butthead. (802)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 21:11

Just sayin'

793 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7924 11:39

>>842 invented selling soiled underwear in a vending machine.

794 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7924 12:22

>>842 created Habitat Against Humanity, an organization that destroys people's houses for no reason and then runs away so they can't get sued.

795 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7924 16:22

>>842 heads the Make A Death Wish Foundation, encouraging innocent young kids to kill themselves.

796 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7927 23:09

>>842 spills soda on others' laps because he doesn't pay attention to where he's going then yells "what the fuck dude" as of it's the other person's fault. >>842 almost gets his ass kicked but gets away with it because it's in a crowded place.

797 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7928 01:27

>>842 disguises passive aggressive rants against his school bully as on-topic posts.

798 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7928 17:38

>>842 Created a chatbot and virus that seeks out video game discussions, then acts like an SJW.

My best friend can't do anything with his computer because the virus stole 99% of his bandwidth. It all started when he said he wanted to have sex with Chun Li.

799 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 13:14

>>842 Places ants inside the urethras of sleeping victims.

800 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 13:22

When >>842 was at college, he went to the cafeteria early every morning and put his balls on every food item possible.

801 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 23:13

>>842 hacked all the computers at enema bulb factories. The enema bulbs are all filled with super glue and habenero sauce.

802 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7937 02:40

Personally, I'd rather be trapped in an elevator with >>842 than >>817
What a psycho >>817 is.

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[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#17] (219)

210 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 17:08

>>209
I cycle through 3-4 different styles to avoid that problem

>>200
Stallmanic advice: Use a disposable VM when accessing the internet!

211 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 17:37

>>210
Stallman would actually recommend using software that doesn't require you to do that.

212 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 18:27

>>211
No, Stallman would actually recommend avoiding using the Internet for as much as possible and write all software you need in GNU Emacs.

213 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 22:11

JOHN: n... no!
KARKAT: A FAIR REBUTTAL. HOWEVER, CONSIDER THIS COUNTERPOINT:
KARKAT: Y... YES???

214 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 22:17

Stallman would use a script to fetch a web page remotely from someone else's computer, e-mail it to himself, and then view it locally in a text editor.

215 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 23:43

I'm doing it! I'm really doing it! I'm reading a visual novel completely untranslated! I bet so many japanophiles are jealous of me right now.

216 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 23:52

butt stuff

217 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7937 01:14

>>202 I was listening to this in the car yesterday

218 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7937 01:17

I am very jealous of >>215

219 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7937 02:36

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[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] (778)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7418 11:22

"total crap, but I enjoy it"

769 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7931 17:32

Liberals want to control every aspect of your life but so much of what they believe only makes sense if you know nothing about basic human behavior and have never met any actual human beings.

770 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7932 22:51

Is Doom Guy the most problematic character of all time?

First of he's white, so Doom is racist because it's excluding POC. Secondly he's a CIS Man so Doom is both sexist and transphobic. We are never given any indication that he's gay so he's also homophobic. He is clearly a very fit man so Doom also is ablist and fat shames. We never see him having sex so Doom is also slut shamming. His fit military body also is forcing male sexuality on everyone who plays and because he's killing demons from hell he's forcing western judeo-christian views on the world through imperial patriarchy, he's also killing demons with guns without trial so Doom is serial killer enabling.

771 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7934 16:31

Mathematics is also great proof of God. How is it possible that:

98
x72

can be figured out by carrying a digit over the top? What if that didn't work? How would we multiply without calculators?

If carrying over the one on top of the 9 did not work, how would we multiply? Seems awfully convenient to me that it "just happened" like that?

772 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7934 17:31

If you have never raped anyone, why do you feel so much rape guilt? Do innocent drivers apologize for hit and runs?

773 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7934 18:55

>>772
Same thing with white guilt. Soon: male guilt and using gender-specific pronoun guilt.

774 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7935 20:29

Hmm.. The real lesson here is Islam seeks to devour everything in its path and will do so unless it is given a good beating every century or so

775 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 11:11

It is impossible to understand people's behavior[citation needed]

776 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 12:29

Most of the folks that I've met who are down with the syndrome are genuinely interesting and friendly people, much more so than most normalfags.

Also loud tard moans during sex are hotter than you realize.

777 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 16:25

Check em, heavenly trips.

778 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 20:19

These creepy pasta games need to stop having the ".exe" bullshit. I understand its trying to be scary, but at this point im more scared of a file named "deezenutz" as opposed to anything ".exe"

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ITT your last google search [PART II] (572)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 14:54

kamchatka

563 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7932 15:22

margarine

564 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7933 11:56

Mongolian spot

565 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7933 12:00

>>557
—φ is specifically romantic love, ˆ€ is just a deep fondness for something in a not-necessarily-sexual way.

566 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7933 14:44

married women teeth vs. single women teeth

567 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7934 14:45

Proteus syndrome

568 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7935 13:25

Koschei the Deathless

569 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7935 15:04

michael polnareff

570 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 14:46

period visual novel

571 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 14:53

song recognition

572 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 18:20

sjws "march of the pigs" lyrics

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[Youtube] ™ QUALITY VIDEOS ™ [DQN][Part II] (262)

253 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7925 02:03

254 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7926 03:53

255 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7927 03:22

256 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7927 20:47

257 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7930 05:54

258 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7930 17:15

259 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7932 20:49

260 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7932 22:01

>>259
This is sick and rotten to the core. DQN has standards, god damn it.

261 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7934 03:48

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SHADOW (6)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5476 21:22

What is you thinking?

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5477 10:48

everything.

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5477 10:52

I'm sad ._,

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5477 11:45

Maybe I should take another hit and see if it'll put me to sleep, or maybe I should open that book back up.

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7650 23:53

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@@@@@|„DM)@@@I'm thinking that no one is here.
@@@@@|Ό@@@@@I can dance now !
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@@@τ@@@^ _@@@ RANTA TAN
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@@ @ @@@ (@ ‚Φ) @@@RANTA RANTA
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@@@@@τ@^ _@@@RANTA RANTA
@@@@@@Ri;L„DMjɁ@@RANTA TAN
@@ @ @@@ (‚ց@ ) @@@RANTA TANTA
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6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 12:55

thingken about dance

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[Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Part II] (7)

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[British]Post British stereotypes[cruel] (96)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 23:44

( ί -ί) Come on ya bloody wankers!

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7928 22:39

>>86 has invaded all but 22 countries, although some of the einvasionsf were kind of bullshit, like that thing with Switzerland in the 1300s.

88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7929 19:14

>>87 is checkin' me dubs.

89 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7930 05:52

>>88 overcooks his vegetables until they turn into a sad unidentifiable puddle of olive-drab glop.

90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7930 17:44

>>89
I'd drive 18 furlongs in my motorized rollingham to have a just a fluid scruple of vegetable ollyboggle like me mum used to make

91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7930 21:49

>>90 drinks his beer warm, and likes it that way.

92 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7931 01:25

>>91
not only never seen a toothbrush, but has a deep psychological fear of them

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7932 12:01

>>92 talks like a pikey, but isn't

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7932 19:34

>>93 is married to his sister

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7935 13:31

>>94
Complains about any and every other country's nationalism; will knock you the fook out if you say a word agin' the Queen, swer on me life

96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7935 17:32

Me boat when ah've no boat

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