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1: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#17] (579) 2: [Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Part II] (62) 3: [Part IV] ( EƒÖE) Clonepa [Crap ass] (706) 4: [Youtube] ™ QUALITY VIDEOS ™ [DQN][Part II] (310) 5: [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] (903) 6: ITT we pretend to be from Latvia. (7) 7: We seem to have lost contact with the Control Tower [Grinding Noises][Part II] (552) 8: You know, >>73 is kind of a butthead. (830) 9: ITT your last google search [PART II] (617) 10: CTRL+V THREAD! [part Ⅺ] (595) 11: ( E-E) I wouldn't say this if this wasn't an anonymous board... (651) 12: Gayness in your A.N.U.S. (2) 13: ITT get drunk and talk about what is on your mind (24) 14: shitty fucking poetry night (287) 15: [test] flood again? [lol] (4) 16: [Misery] ( ß -ß) Post unhappy things... [Part 3] (459) 17: [MAIL] DQN Postcard Project [POST] (5) 18: [Contentful] ITT we write down our dreams. [Serialization] [Thoughts] (59) 19: The previous poster is a DQN poster. (105) 20: [REI] May I take your order? [Part VII] (109) 21: i@EÍEjMy name is Squeeks and this is part III (934) 22: ™ š ™ š DQN: [ITT] Madlibs! [Questionable?]™ š ™ š (57) 23: Board of the fag. (5) 24: ( ß ƒŽß) Post Happy Things (Part Four!) (500) 25: [QUALITY]DQN'S favourite words (172) 26: [Racism] ITT the previous poster is a nigger [STEALING] (241) 27: my name's Andre LaNigga (17) 28: stupid (5) 29: The Peter North Appreciation Thread (2) 30: Lame Confessional [LAME] [#2] (254) 31: #LIFEHAX [Captain Obvious] (56) 32: „‹(`„DL„‹) WHY???? (390) 33: [Part III] The previous poster is a nerd [otaku] (312) 34: The King Gay Experience (7) 35: [test] flood again? [lol] (3) 36: Plane [Odd Silence] (9) 37: [Dance] Dance thread [Fun] (4) 38: [BUSINESS] ITT we create a startup company [MONEY] (33) 39: ITT prove the previous poster is a faggot (4) 40: [READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 4] (440)

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#17] (579)

570 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 23:30

I like marshmallows.

571 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 23:33

Marshmallows are ghost poop

572 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 23:35

I like ghosts too.

573 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7977 03:28

Ebola
You'll Cowards Don't Even Puke Blood

574 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7977 12:57

Nothing ever quite fits.

575 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7977 19:51

homo sex is gay

576 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7977 20:44

The concepts are consistent through all layers, and everything is so automatic. This is what programming should be.

577 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7977 23:11

I mean, she's only one year under the age of consent, so it would barely even count.

578 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7978 02:22

Taste Mario's mushroom

579 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7978 03:50

Boobs MacKenzie

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[Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Part II] (62)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7927 20:09

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7974 03:29

>>47 he's just counting modulo 2...

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7974 07:08

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7974 10:23

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 22:11

59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 22:20

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[Part IV] ( EƒÖE) Clonepa [Crap ass] (706)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7166 16:12

( EƒÖE) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

697 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7957 18:06

( E-E) STAY ASLEEP!!

698 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7957 19:01

@|OO [ O [j
@@ƒgA@@¥ |
@@ @___l/@Can't wake up

699 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7957 19:10

( EƒÖE) See, I told you.

700 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7957 21:42

( E-E) Can we kill him off then?

701 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7973 02:43

( EƒÖE) He's not a major character.

702 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7974 10:01

( E-E) That doesn't mean we can't kill him.

703 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 14:54

( EƒÖE) ...

( EƒÖE) You're mean.

704 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 22:23

( E-E) No way. I'm way above average.

705 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 23:07

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ai@ E-Ej /__/@ Now, where's that sleepy dog hiding?
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706 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7977 23:32

( EƒÖE) He woke up and went home.

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[Youtube] ™ QUALITY VIDEOS ™ [DQN][Part II] (310)

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302 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7968 23:24

303 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7969 00:37

305 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7972 21:10

306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7973 22:21

307 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7975 05:40

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[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] (903)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7418 11:22

"total crap, but I enjoy it"

894 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7974 17:08

CW2 may not be necessary. Go for the head(s) of the snakes.
Dismantle academia. Disempower the fed.
You will find sjw's wherever there are high-paying jobs with no skills required.
Destroy these jobs/institutions and the war is over.
Render sjw's unemployable.

895 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7974 19:18

>>They have the reverse Midas Touch, where everything they set their hands to turns to shit.

One of my favorite bits of trivia is that there's actually a term for that in Spanish: manos de intestinos .

896 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7975 02:14

An antivirus is a program determined to delete anything in your PC minor the viruses. So if your antivirus deleted a program, you can rest assured that it was not a virus.

897 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7975 14:19

Apple is less a "walled garden" and more a playpen for toddlers.

898 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7975 14:42

Gothic99. People usually open map01, give it a laugh and delete the wad quickly, but I've made the terrible mistake of actually playing a game on it. It was like coming home drunk and finding all the walls and doors moved and resized. You need to go to the toilet, but you keep hurting yourself on stupidly shaped doorframes, breaking vases because you expected them elsewhere, you try to switch on the light and put your finger into an electrical socket instead, until you finally trip over a chair and puke in your lap, because the new wallpaper pattern is making your head spin. And you sit there in a mess, crying with hopeless confusion, and you still need to go to the toilet. That's how playing Gothic99 feels.

899 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7975 16:47

Ryu is literally the original shota

900 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7975 17:47

And remember, we're talking 90's anime here so that means slightly less uguu and uke shit and more dudes exploding into gore shit.

901 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 22:00

i love to read cinema news like this and i probably reading Nigeria online news.

902 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7977 01:29

if Nazism increases academic performance then why are American grade levels so low?

903 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7977 12:04

dogs and balcony hookers

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ITT we pretend to be from Latvia. (7)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7973 04:39

Row, row, row boat, Gently down stream,

Pain, anguish, rape, malnourish,

Potato only dream.

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7973 04:45

No one speaks Latin anymore, not even in Latvia.

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7973 05:59

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7975 21:54

Scam a computer user
Buy vodka with the stolen money

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7975 23:01

>>2 Doom commands that English be spoken at all times.

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 02:37

I'M LATVIAN

SON OF A BITCH ESTONIAN

ESTONIA IS PIG

DO YOU WANT JOIN NORDICS?

DO YOU WANT FISHING RIGHTS?

ESTONIA IS PIG DISGUSTING

TAAVI ROIVAS IS A RUSSIAN
FUCKING ESTONIA

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7977 05:12

We are very enthusiastic about the musical stylings of the Schmenge Brothers and their polka band, the Happy Wanderers.

Pardon me. I am going to go and eat some leftover falutniks.

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We seem to have lost contact with the Control Tower [Grinding Noises][Part II] (552)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7715 22:52

Previously:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1341413503/

For a moment you stand, perfectly still, in the half-light of the laboratory, listening to the slow, steady tapping of the two sets of footsteps as they draw ever closer. Somewhere in the building a clock strikes twelve, the deafening sound reverberating through everything around you. The footsteps stop. Without meaning to, you hold your breath.

>>/994
As it may well be your last opportunity, you lunge forwards, grab the computer monitor and tear it from the wall. The cable pulls taught and snaps at the base in a shower of sparks. The lights go out, plunging you into complete darkness. There is a startled yelp from the North, most likely from Mecha Alexei.

>>/995
Fearing Cassandra-chan may be planning to ambush you from the darkness, you strike out wildly in every direction. You accidentally bump into a workbench, knocking several pieces of glassware to the ground, where they shatter. "Who's there? Show yourself!" demands the voice from the North. Despite the assertive tone, their voice is clearly shaking.
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543 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7973 00:17

Go find the ghosts of Vladimir Lenin and Kim il Sung and join with them to lead a Socialist revolution and install ourself as Chairman for Life of the People's Republic of Heaven.

544 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7973 00:21

Ask for a cigarette.

545 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7973 03:32

Follow the stream upstream, back to the world of the living.

546 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7974 23:19

>>543
Now that you think about it, if this really is the afterlife then it ought to be a little better populated. I mean, not just the famous historical figures, but you distinctly recall brutally murdering several grunts. Perhaps the other dead are elsewhere in this place, or perhaps they went to a different afterlife. You decide to go off searching to see for yourself. Who knows? Perhaps you might happen across some famous communist dictators.

Turning your back on the tea party, you head into the woods, climbing generally uphill and out of the little valley. The trees are sparsely set, and their branches allow plenty of sunlight through. The forest floor is littered with pine needles and patches of clover. You wander for about an hour, finding several grassy clearings, banks of wildflowers, songbirds, colourful insects, wild rabbits and other such lovely things, but nothing human. Disappointed, you return to where you started. The three of them are still sitting around just as they were when you left.

Ghosts or no ghosts, it's time to take a stand. "Comrades!" you entreat, banging a fist on the table, "It is time for a revolution! No longer shall we suffer at the hands of the bourgeoisie; under my benevolent rule we shall live in a fair and equal paradise, which I hereby name the People's Republic of Heaven!" Alexei laughs and toasts to your success, apparently happy with the arrangement. Aaron objects, in mock seriousness, to the name of your new state, saying that he thinks it seems more like Elysium or perhaps the Asphodel Meadows rather than Heaven. Jacqueline smiles warmly, but says nothing.

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547 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7974 23:48

Put the cigarette between your lips. Don't light it, just hold it there and waggle it from time to time.

548 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7975 05:43

Pee on reflection of sky in lake.

549 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7975 06:49

Dive in and go as deep as possible. Breathe in.

550 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7975 20:28

go to space through the lake using gap wizardry

551 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7977 00:55

>>547
Now that you no longer need to worry about dying slowly and painfully of cancer, you decide you may as well try one of these little bundles of addiction and carcinogenesis. Well, when you say "try", you're not sure you really want to inhale all that foul smelling smoke; you'd rather just stick it in your mouth and look cool. So you do.

>>548
Whilst slipping off your pantsu, you ponder your own sudden desire to defile that which is tranquil, questioning whether it is simply a reflexive retaliation against the saccharine toothlessness of your new environment, or the directionless rebellion common to teenage girls, or some deeper animalistic cruelty of the human psyche, or perhaps just that you drank all that apple juice earlier and it has to come out somehow.

You squat in place and relieve yourself into the lake. Ripples play on the surface as your efflux joins the clear mountain waters. Bladder emptied, you breathe a sigh of satisfaction and put your pantsu back on.

>>549
Throwing all caution to the wind, still fully clothed, you take a run up and dive headfirst into the lake. Thankfully, it proves to be amply deep enough. It is bracingly cold, but the sensation is not unpleasant. You keep diving, pushing, kicking ever deeper, towards whatever lies at the bottom. You keep going for several metres; much deeper than the lake really has any right to be. You open your eyes, but the light doesn't reach this far down. Lungs burning, you press on, waiting for your arms to brush against that silty surface which must be just in front of you, but the moment doesn't come.

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552 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7977 02:29

Carefully attempt to disconnect Alexei from the machine, removing the apparatuses one by one.

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You know, >>73 is kind of a butthead. (830)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 21:11

Just sayin'

821 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7957 18:00

>>842 spends all his time thinking about, drawing, editing, and posting pictures of frogs.

822 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7957 18:11

I can smell >>842 from here.

823 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7970 18:09

>>842 Sells propane and propane accessories.

824 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7971 03:10

>>842 sells pain and pain accessories.

825 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7971 03:45

>>842 sells heroin.

826 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7971 08:10

So >>817-san was only >>842-sans scapegoat? How could we fall for >>842-sans trick! You're going down, punk!

827 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7975 05:47

>>842 tried to let this thread die!

828 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7975 21:48

>>842 Hides skunk spray in perfume bottles.

829 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7975 23:17

>>842 genetically engineered a skunk/cobra hybrid that sprays venom.

830 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 23:43

>>842 drives his huge diesel RV everywhere. He bypassed all the smog devices, and likes doing that "rolling coal" bullshit.

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ITT your last google search [PART II] (617)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 14:54

kamchatka

608 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7962 18:37

"piss sperm"

609 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7964 00:42

"has it grown darker or am I slowly going blind"

610 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7964 09:09

"how do you deal living with three alcholic gay dads"

611 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7964 09:16

site:bakabt.me "muteki kanban musume"

612 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7967 15:38

domesticated deer

613 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7967 16:07

UK dress sizes

614 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7974 14:07

"samus aran" erin seamus

615 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7974 20:06

"abstracte bullshit"

616 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7975 05:39

"samus aran" "rule 34"

617 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 23:40

antimatter lightning

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CTRL+V THREAD! [part Ⅺ] (595)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 21:56

U+216A (Roman Numeral Eleven) - The Unicode Character Reference
Ⅺ Unicode Roman Numeral Eleven

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588 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7972 23:45

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589 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7972 23:49

590 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7973 04:46

591 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7973 04:57

Due to an inability to read Japanese, one must conjecture a backstory for this simulation. It seems a female patient has visited her doctor, suffering from what was at one time diagnosed as hysteria. Period remedies called for a treatment known as a pelvic massage. A slave to the Hippocratic Oath, the player-controlled doctor must administer the treatment.

The pelvic massage is a relatively straightforward procedure; calming the patient down and getting her to undress is the primary obstacle here. Even once the clothes are removed, her arms and legs need to be straightened out. With time, patience, and gentle but firm drags of the mouse, the lady's ailment can be treated.

592 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7973 08:04

ramen cat

593 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 15:09

DER EURO SONG
=============

When Herr Schäuble zays
"You Schweine, debt repay!"
we zay "Heil! Heil!"
right in Herr Schäuble's face

Not to love Der Euro is a great
mistake zo we "Heil! Heil!" right
in Herr Schäuble's face.

When Frau Merkel zays
"We own dein Arsch und Land!"
we zay "Heil! Heil!"

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594 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 17:46

>>593
There was a time in history when Germany owed a whole lot of money to several European Countries. It immediately predated the Third Reich.

595 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 20:15

>>585
Whale oil beef hooked.

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