The Elitist Superstructure of DQN @ 4-ch

(・∀・) Grandpa, what is that thing?

（ ´ω`) Don't look, Junior.

（*。々°）...
（*>々<）KAFF KAFF

（*X々X ）...
（*X々X ）*death rattle*

(″∎_∎ิ)っ-̾ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

（ ´ω`) Junior, don't look at it!
　　　　　Shut your eyes, Junior, don't look at it no matter what happens!

( ﾟ -ﾟ) I... I can't look away....

ξ ∎ ▵∎λ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(-Ａ-) Grandpa? I'm scared!

（ ´ω`) Don't look at it; keep your eyes shut!

（ ´ω`) I don't have to worry because my eyes are always firmly shut.

skid

rolling in the nineties

THERE CAN BE MIRACLES

WHEN YOU BLERIVE

unesh

( ˃ ヮ˂) I SURE DO ENJOY RAPE AND PLELLIGE

Willst du immer weiterschweifen?
Sieh, das Gute liegt so nah.
Lerne nur das Glück ergreifen,
denn das Glück ist immer da.

No, I has not stole, he has stolation

fo sho + harshness = fawshness

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I do find the concept of the whole thread to be very uncuth.

>>294
Mowst of the posts here are dull indeed.

I look at this in puzement and I can't make out anything.

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Our school photos were being taken today, and I faced the screen instead of the camera.

(´；Ω；｀) Crying so hard snot comes out of your nose.

( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm sooooo hungry...

( ﾟ -ﾟ) http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34165

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Disney movies.

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Ones I have already seen before.

( ﾟ -ﾟ) All of them.

( ﾟ -ﾟ) My eyes hurting because of too many hours at the pc.

( ﾟ -ﾟ) And eye drops just don't work.

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Mania, followed by depression, followed by more mania, followed by regret, then mania.

Your lives.

( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>709's post.

ξ・∀・） What about Machine Codes, Marty?

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( ・-・) Wa wa wa waaaaaaaaaaa

(0-0) touché, Marty! touché

>>472
( ˃ ヮ˂) Great Mazinger!!!

（　｀ー´）Could I get a beef bowl special?

So, what happened to the drinks fountain after that girl stopped lactating into the ice maker?

200,000 black mustangs

I need some serious horse power, what do you suggest?

WHAT THE FUCK! I THOUGHT PEOPLE HAD MORE DECENCY THAN THIS!

Excuse me, do you perhaps watch American Idol? I happened to miss the last episode, would you briefly...

No, dad, they're not like these Jewish ghettos in WWII!

I wonder if there are any cheaper sauna resorts in Germany?

Killing sea leopards with your bare hands!

What's going to be on next week's Mythbusters?

Rectangular Coordinates

There was something my friend told me never to think of during sex...

Euclidean distance metric

How shouldn't I measure distance in the dead realm of Cthulu?

I'm totally not gay, but I think I would suck his cock. But only his!

Could you give a quick eulogy for my deceased father?

I did that already and the stain is still there!

Get ShamWow! Every time you use it, you'll say "WOW"!

An ice-cold mint julep and a jar of machine oil.

Cool movie idea in T minus negative 11 hours, go.

Seriously, good move Skeeter.

in-fucking-deed.

I don't know if I love you anymore.

I feel like I should go back to bed.

fuck

infinite regression

amiable expression

childhood repression

fgsfds

I'm quite tired, and I don't really want to post.

I can't believe I had the willpower to post in this thread despite both posting against my will AND waiting for the capcha to refresh. What the hell kind of capcha is pouttness, anyway? How come only on 4-ch are the capchas entertaining most of the time?

That brain science thingie sounds nice...

S4 League was surprisingly entertaining. I'll probably download it when I get home and play it some more.

I should go to bed.

Whatever happen to ECW?

Man some porn is just plain weird...a ghost hiding in a woman's vagina? Now I've seen everything.

For real this time.

>>331

Easy to think so. But also easy to prove wrong.

I love Baileys. It's beige and creamy.

DoKyUuUuUuUnNnNn!1!1!1!one

Losing all the sleep in the world....

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

yo, where's the kleenex
gotta extract this binhex
and watch two scenes' sex
with a stego and a t-rex

purple

nurple

durple hurple what the fuck

( ・ω・) Squeeks let me in on this rap boy
( ・ω・) You know me and my ploy:
( ・ω・) To get DQN rapping like some little black kitten,
( ・ω・) Because that shit really turns on Mittens.

One little cat
wanted to chat
he chased no rat
just on table sat

and damn, kitty was fat

fat like a turd
white like a nerd
flying like a bird
damn booners in my DQN

BLAST DA NIGGAZ
FUCK DA HATERZ
WE GHETTO DICTATORS
CAP ASSES OF TRAITORS

sometimes me dick gets yellow
i play a game of othello
i pick up the phone and say hello
you put it down and say say hell no
all across the board
your moves make me bored
go play chinese checkers
you chinky home wrecker

yoyoyo homies i got a story
worth writing in a diary
once upon a time
i thrust vector'd on a dime
holding my gun sideways
had to aim, but my brain wasn't operating anyways
shot the bitch in the foot
actually it just hit the floor, I don't give a toot
went to the toilet to take a dump
it was long and plump

>>298+>>299

( ・-・) Huh? Fried cocks?? Ewww....

( ・-・) Where you got those? Rei's Diner?

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NEXT TIME ON SENGOKU CLONEPA

Clonepa reunites with his buddy Beady, but ALL IS NOT AS IT SEEMS.

( ・ω・) It's just you, me, and a ton of marmalade.

( ・ω・) I hope you've thought this through, >>304

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( ・ω・) I don't have any boat AA handy, sorry.

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( ・-・) I am often persecuted for my towering intellect.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Your puny tower of an "intellect" is dwarfed by the geostationary orbit of my thoughts.

( ・ω・) I'm pretty smart.
( ・ω・) Once I did long division for nine hours.

( ・-・) Too bad the geodesic of your orbit only traverses a circumference the size of Pluto.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ No, it's totally bigger than that. You just can't see the asymptote with the puny telescope you call an intellect.

( ・-・) well yo mama so fat she wear an asteroid belt

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ You got me there.

（*。々°）i want to be smart like you guys
（*。々°）how can i start becoming a very intelligent person

( ・-・) For starters, get lost.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Yes, kindly fuck off.