( E-E) You think you're better than me, you piece of shit?
( E-E) What about you? You sit alone all your life stating the things you're "not really into."
( E-E) You don't do shit with your life. At least I have a purpose. However futile it may be, it's still something.
( E-E) Eat my round bunny shit
( LÖ`) Everybody's better than you.
(¥Ö¥ ) Even me?
( LÖ`) Especially you!
(EÍE) Yeah! You're the best, Clonepa!
( EmE) Now THAT whole thing I'm into! Let's go!
( LÖ`) wha?
( LÖ`) We were covered by a molten scum of rocks, bobbing on the surface like rats.
( LÖ`) Later, when there was less heat, the mountains moved in to surround the land masses.
( LÖ`) They didn't know then that life, as we know it, was already taking over.
(EÍE) Go on...
(EÍE) And then, entropy increased.
( LÖ`) Guess I'll have to kill you then. Stay right there while I get my gun.
(EÍE) Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fthagn!
/|\(;,;)/|\ Who summons me?
(EÍE) He did it!
( LÖ`) Who did who in the what now?
@i@ß mßj I'm not into the whole creating a thread thing.
@i@ß mßj I'm not into the whole smashing my dick with a wooden hammer thing.
@i@E mEj I'm not into the whole captcha thing.
@i@ß mßj I'm not into the whole having arms or legs thing.
@i@ß mßj I'm not into the bumping a lot of threads just to say "shit" thing.
@i@ß mßj I'm not into the whole getting shot in the head on TV thing.
@i@ß mßj I'm not into the whole getting social justice thing.
U+216A (Roman Numeral Eleven) - The Unicode Character Reference
Ⅺ Unicode Roman Numeral Eleven
Rhymes with HEINOUS
anus, feyness, gayness, grayness, Janus, manus
._c= ._c= ._c= ._c= quack quack!
<¤MÍL> Does serve cat here, nida?
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== SMOKE MANMUSCLE'S LITTLE TASTE OF ITALY ==
<¤MÍL> I want cat, nida. Also apolojuice, nida.
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(¥_¥)Á-~ Wow. Someone got fed. Call MSNBC!
(-_-)Á-~ Smoohack cough coughth
(¥_¥)Á-~ So you've never actually tasted an ashtray, then.
(¥_¥)Á-~ You're missing out.
(L¥Ö¥) I farted into a full ashtray once.
(¥_¥)Á-~ Was it fun?
@ ¸ ß ß É¿ @Smoking is bad for you, pyo.
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(¥_¥)Á-~ You've got poo balls in your hair, little girl.
Can't spell "is real" without "Israel".
I did it! I convinced a cute little girl to call me "onii-chan". Now I can die happy.
There will only be 7 planets after I destroy Uranus.
It's just another sort of blood loss, really.
And now, I want to sleep with a mermaid.
I too yearn to have sex with a nonhuman sophont.
ITT we post without thinking!
Big fat blobby butts make Robby's nuts fuss fuss fuss!
There is what appears to be a flesh sock attached slightly below my vertical equator. I am moderately concerned by this finding.
rubba baby buggy bumpas
rubba baby buggy bumpas
I prefer small butts
ice cream (but like cum from an ice cube)
I cream (on your buns)
"total crap, but I enjoy it"
It's pretty simple really; a lot of "big" youtubers (e.g. HowToBasic, ChaBoyyHD, PressFart just to name a few) do this kind of attention whoring to either feel good for getting a lot of "likes", or to direct more people to their channel.
The problem is that their comments are usually low-quality and meaningless; maybe a catch-all phrase or meme that can be attributed to almost anything (e.g. "MLG"). It rarely has anything to do with the video other than the title.
This results in REAL, constructive comments (even comments from the video's owner), with actual meaning and sincerity, being buried underneath garbage like this shit; all because the fanboys of said youtubers jerk themselves off at the thought of their favourite youtuber "liking" something that they also like; so "liking" that comment gives them some false sense of self-worth, because they interacted with somebody "big" on youtube.
The reality is that these "big" youtubers find the most popular videos and post a shitty comment for attention (as I stated in my first paragraph); they don't care who comments on it, and they certainly don't read any of the replies they get (inb4), it's all about the attention and publicity.
Why do men get to decide what is feminine? My boss is super feminine and she benches 350 pounds, shaves her head, and smokes cigars on conference calls, you retrograde misogynist loser with the small prick who lives in your mothers basement.
Speaking to mechanic: gItfs the tranny.h
Mechanic: gWell donft let he/she/it drive. Problem solved.h
Various devices have been utilized to aid in sexual encounters, e.g. dildoes, ticklers and the like. Such devices are utilized directly in the sexual activity. Although the device of the present invention can be utilized as a dildoe, the main purpose and use is to aid in strengthening muscles utilized in sexual encounters and not be used directly. The present device allows the user to develope skills in applying varying amounts of pressure at various times during sexual encounters so as to enhance the enjoyment of both partners. The device may be scaled to develop suitable hand pressure skills, but it is best adapted to test and develop muscles in the vagina. The device may be utilized to develop pressure skills in complete privacy. Such practice on a periodic routine basis with the device of the present invention can give the user knowledge and skill and applying such pressures in both amounts and time as to give maximum enjoyment to both sexual partners when such developed skills are used in actual sexual encounters.
Vladimir Putin himself has to understand that he can't have his cake and eat it.
Random old lady: Oh dear you have a booboo on your toe, what happened...
My 4 year old: My toes got fucked up, I didn't cry though.
Instructions unclear, got my dick stuck in a SHITzu.
This YouTube Web Is A No Cursing Zone!
I Wish YouTube Would Update This Site In The Future: People Who Puts Any Bad Language In There Comments Will Be Cuver The Stars Up. If People Won't Put Star Over Bad Language On There Comments, Then YouTube Will Cuver The Star Up For Them. And I Don't Care If Swearing Not Against The Rules, But Its Always Be Against The Rules.
It is immediately obvious that George R. R. Martin is a card-carrying, r-Type Leftist. His books are brilliantly plotted, but the writing itself makes all the characters come across as cold and cruel. Reality is being filtered through the mind of a rabbit writing about wolves; all of our good-natured punches-to-the-shoulder are mistaken for bullying, and he thinks that itfs sadism which drives us, rather than the honest joy of competition.
There is a small portion of the hobby that is absolutely obsessed with these types of figures. I used to run a gladiator game at cons and the same guy would show up every year and ask if I had painted up any naked female gladiators yet. When I would tell him no he would basically say he wasn't interested in the game then. I thought he was joking around the first couple times but after several years it became obvious he was totally serious and annoyed that I hadn't done so.
poseidon's salty butthole
woman breastfeeding pig painting
I just want to say: goddamn, that was obscure. Holy fuck.
anime girl wants to smooch you
"duke not duchess nukem"
how to make daisy chain