>>59 their track "éÅéèéÅéòéùéùéùéùéùéùéùéù" is my favourite, it's from "Super Secret Lolicore Compilation Vol. 1"
>>0 Spends his days sitting on a couch and watching his Naruto Blu-ray discs, while eating snacks from Naruto themed packages.
@ Έ ί ί ΙΏ @They're fillers, get over it, pyo!
>>5 refuses to let something die, even when it's been going on for thousands of days and should have ended long ago.
Hot pockets are an okay food.
Previously, on [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal]:
japanese articles on chinese things that only give the japanese pronunciation of the characters is giving me autism, im gonna look like a fucking dork talking about chikusho kinen this and sou sou that
Picture this. A bunch of cute girls break into your house while you're still asleep, find you, and pin you to the bed, one holding down each limb. Then one climbs up and cuddles you. I don't mean a half-hearted arms-wrapped-loosely-around-midriff affair, I mean a full on ribcage squeezing, with snuggling, head nuzzling under chin, whispering sweet nothings and making warm affirmative humming noises. Once her arms get tired, she swaps places with one of her associates. This goes on for some time.
Days pass. They feed you, give you water, change your bedpan and so on as necessary, but never let up the cuddling for more than five seconds at a time. You fall asleep cuddled and wake up cuddled. You lose track of time. Your mind goes fuzzy and you begin to forget what life was like before. Finally, months later, they let you go. Your muscles have atrophied. You are covered in bedsores. You cannot even stand unaided. You have been cuddled so hard and for so long that your life is forever changed by it.
This is how much cuddling I would need to feel okay. That's how lonely I am.
I actually achieved the ero-manga dream of cumming in a girl's mouth and then proceeding directly to sex without any refractory period. I didn't think it was possible.
yureru mawaru fureru setsunai kimochi
futari de issho ni nemuru Winter Land
anata dake mitsumete watashi dake mitsumete
asu wo chikau
>>173 Okay good, thanks! But I can't draw attention to the real things, so I can't say "Buffy" or "Grease". It's for a rivalry story arc, a kind of leather-jacketed how-you-doing greaser sort of guy vs. I think Rupert Giles basically, an older, experienced, occult fighting dude. But I haven't seen any Buffy to know much about him
I'm feeling better and better about my body.
Congress is considering a controversial bill that, if passed, would prevent those over 27 from being covered under their parents' Netflix accounts.
CTRL+V THREAD! [part Ⅺ]
Pyongyang, September 20 (KCNA) -- The 15th Pyongyang International Film Festival opened on Sept. 16 is drawing large audience every day.
On the showing at the festival are films produced by different countries in recent years and films highly appreciated at various international film festivals in the last period.
The Pyongyang International Cinema House, Taedongmun, Kaeson and Tongdaewon Cinemas, the Central Youth Hall, the Ponghwa Art Theatre and other places are crowded with cinema-goers, film fans and foreign guests.
The films fully reflect the people's struggle for preserving peace and justice and creating a new life and custom, ideology and sentiment and patriotism of the people of relevant countries.
The feature films of the DPRK, the Russian Federation, China, Hong Kong of China, India, Kyrgyzstan and Poland impress the audience.
Documentary, short and cartoon films of different countries are also popular among audience.
The festival goes on. -0-
To the stepe then thay goon yche hote day at noon... The cause of the steepe is to weere hym fro the flee.
"tewi the rabbit by bkub"
The stench of privilege hung heavy in the air
Therefs a campus group called the Pre-Law Society, and I know full well what they do, but my brain insists that they LARP a prehistoric anarchist lifestyle.
kikuko inoue mgs
how long does it cost to make your usually take
dqn shit novel
"my butterfly sense is tingling"
lay on hands -warcraft
scuba diving dog
It seems everyone can smell bay but youc..hmmm! gLook, my Johnny is the only cadet marching in step!h
Are you sure itfs a bay tree you are plucking leaves from?
It would be like naming the cockroaches in your basement as you spray for them.
a meteor could hit the planet and wipe us out. that's one way 2017 could be better
i not hate jew so much these days .i realise i never encounter jew in real life ,so maybe they not so bad .or perhaps they sneaky hiding
La Libreta Universitaria es un documento que contiene tus datos personales y ... La Universidad Nacional de La Plata te exige un examen médico obligatorio. .... Podés igualmente cursar materias, rendir exámenes finales, usar la biblioteca, pedir certificados ... ¿Qué tengo que hacer para volver a ser alumno regular?
The demand for racism has outstripped the supply. Thus most of what is discussed is imaginary
My landlord refused to fix my dishwasher so I challenged him to a duel. I won so I now own his 13 year old daughter.
I'm a member of the uber-right. I only drive white people.
that ain't the corn of the unicorn you're grabbing, dude.
that's the penis of the unipenis.
This is where the modern huddle of ideas take roots.
( ί ί) Is it a mitten?
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) Oh, it isn't.
( ί ί) I boycotted last elections!
( ί ί)@...
( ί -ί) And thus I supported the winner, Putin.
( ί ί) I voted for Stein!
( ί ί)@...
( ί -ί) Which means I'm now a communist according to the government. Fortunately, the government hasn't given a shit about communists since the 80s, so it doesn't matter.
( ί ί) I didn't vote!
( ί ί)@...
( ί -ί) My handwriting was so bad that the voter registration people couldn't make out my SSN.
( ί ί) >>137, they just blame everything on Russia instead!
( ί ί)@...
( ί -ί) I'm in Russia.
( ί ί) Who's running this time?
( ί ί)@...
( ί -ί) Oh God. Oh God oh God oh God.
(*ί[ί) What wines do you have? I need to check it's not filtered through goat bones.
(*K^K) weed is bad
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i @§-]@|! i@We just have this old bottle of sheep squeezins.
_R .U@- Ιm @It's pretty rancid.
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(*ί[ί) I'll take it.
(*ί[ί) Do you have any good beer?
(*ί[ί) You know, as a chaser?
( LEΦE`) I'd like some neurotoxins to go.
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i @§-]@|! i@We're fresh out. How 'bout a turducken sandwich?
_R .U@- Ιm @
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In the beginning I am running in the forest naked as fast as I can, as if I'm escaping from something. I encounter big swarms of aggressive bees recklessly stinging me on the road but it doesn't stop me. Then I get to a branch and realize that all but one of the stings were actually nails. Strangely, those nails are actually reversed, pointing up with the head inside my skin.
Suddenly, an empty cinema room. I'm standing there, examining the only one of those stings that isn't a nail, and vomitting on it in order to neutralize the poison. The nails are expulsed out of my skin, the scars and the vomit disappear, I take a seat, and people start getting inside the room.
The film starts, and I know even before its beginning it's a sequel to a show I really like (Kaamelott). But that film is fucking terrible, and the only scene I remember is some guy running ejecting nails out of his skin.
Suddenly, I'm in a medieval Europe-styled market next to the forest and a railroad. Someone is with me and goes on the railroad. I tell that person what ey's doing is dangerous and ey comes back. I look at an arcade game in the market and decide to play it. The screen shows a cylindric tower slightly to the left in front of a blue sky with a few clouds, and there are ghosts with their tongues out represented exactly by the same sprite as in the Touhou games for PC-98.
And then I wake up.
Dad came by and told me he loves me.
Woke up feeling pretty good after that.
There was a baby elephant in the back garden and my dog and it were chasing one another around gleefully.
I was receiving vigorous anal sex while dressed as a girl.
Woke up with an erection.
I dreamed that I was in Manhattan NY. I was in a taxi cab. I was naked and looking for any clothes I could find in the taxi cab. The cab stopped and I woke up at that moment.
I keep dreaming about my ex ( ._.)
I dreamt I was walking through a corridor in a church parish hall. I passed by a room where children musicians were practicing. There was a violinist, a bassist, and a pianist. They weren't virtuosic, but it was very easy to believe they would attain virtuosity in their adult lives. I began to wish, in the way you can only wish against reality in a dream, that I would go back in time and start over with the knowledge that if I only practiced as a child every day, I could have been a good violinist.
I woke up in the middle of my nap to a buzzing sound. When I rolled over, there was a small RC helicopter in the shape of a cube on my bed. I grabbed it and realized that it had been recording me for a while. It tried to get away, so I pressed a button that turned the rotors off, then pressed the button again and let it go. My roommate walked in a few minutes later and I asked him, "Did you fly a drone into my room to watch me sleep?" He said, "Yeah." I asked why. He laughed and said, "Just think of what we can learn!" I wanted to interrogate him further, but he glitched out of the room.
I had a dream my bed was trying to hit on me and had a female text to speech voice and said it was gonna wear lingerie and stuff. And there was like a sexy nightgown thing on laying on the bed.
A game that I backed on Kickstarter in 2012, which drained all of its budget away with poor management and staffing, leaving it funded out of pocket and still not released got a release date announcement trailer.
My apartment building installed some metal grate which could only be opened from the inside and nearly left me locked out.
Then I met the Counter Strike dev team.