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1: [Part IV] ( EƒΦE) Clonepa [Crap ass] (552) 2: [Contentless]ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#14] (806) 3: [DQN] Post without thinking [Shitty thread] (184) 4: ayy lmao[1000] (17) 5: [Youtube] ™ QUALITY VIDEOS ™ [DQN][Part II] (5) 6: [GAME] Nomic Thread [RULES] (37) 7: CTRL+V THREAD! [part Ⅺ] (75) 8: (-_-)‚Α-~ Smoking Thread [PART 1] (9) 9: We seem to have lost contact with the Control Tower.[grinding noises] (682) 10: [REI] May I take your order? [Part VII] (95) 11: ITT your last google search [PART II] (241) 12: [Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Abomination] (762) 13: [i@MƒnLj ] Darkpa's Garden Party [ Party ] (648) 14: poo in a butt. (40) 15: œ (23) 16: foreign devil ruins everything (6) 17: [DRINKS][PERSONAL] How was your coffee this morning? (18) 18: I don't get it (18) 19: Say something sarcastic. (10) 20: [NOVEL] DQN Shirt Novel [FAIRLY NICE] (174) 21: [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] (217) 22: ( E-E) Beady Eyes [Thread Derailed] (869) 23: [Not into the whole thing]i@ί m߁jStandard 4-ch user [VIP] (194) 24: ( ˃ „D˂) POST ANGRY THINGS!! [PART 2] (151) 25: ITT the previous poster is a panda (879) 26: [Part ‡L] ( LίƒΦί`) Grandpa [dead] (906) 27: ITT we say something mean and storm out. (27) 28: [GAME] The next poster is not worth talking to. (28) 29: [ITERATION] ITT we add, remove or change one word of the previous post [GAME][Part II] (107) 30: ( E-E) I wouldn't say this if this wasn't an anonymous board... (556) 31: [Quantum theory] ITT we send the next poster to a parallel universe and they tell us about it [go] (380) 32: >>32 decides what programming language I learn (40) 33: You know, >>73 is kind of a butthead. (639) 34: [Youtube] ™ QUALITY VIDEOS ™ [DQN] (999) 35: [Part III] The previous poster is a nerd [otaku] (254) 36: [Chat] ITT we write messages to random posters in the future [DQN] (66) 37: A DQN Konpyuuta geemu (166) 38: Let's make a DQN shit! (25) 39: [PERSONAL] This isn't interesting... (6) 40: [ITERATION] ITT we add, remove or change one word of the previous post [GAME] (999)

[Part IV] ( EƒΦE) Clonepa [Crap ass] (552)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7166 16:12

( EƒΦE) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

543 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7631 22:24

( 'ƒΦ`) Because I already know it.

544 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7632 01:17

( E-E) TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME DAMMIT TELL ME TELL ME

545 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7632 01:21

( E-E) Fuck, too late.

( E-E) I ha-

( x-x)

546 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7632 14:18

( ₯ƒΦ₯) Alright, I suppose I can tell you then.

( ₯ƒΦ₯) It's a--

( xƒΦx)

547 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7632 14:43

( ₯ƒΦ₯) Replacement clonepa #7632 reporting for duty.

548 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7632 15:47

( ₯ƒΦ₯) Hello kids! Today, we're going to learn how numbers work.

549 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7632 16:57

( ₯ƒΦ₯) If Nancy has four butt cheeks, and Clonepa has none,

( ₯ƒΦ₯) What do--

( xƒΦx)

550 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7632 18:47

( LƒΦ`) Timmy! We got three more for the liquifier!

551 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7633 10:17

( ₯ƒΦ₯) ...so the cardinality of the set of Beady Eyes' butt cheeks must be greater than or equal to Aleph nau--

( xƒΦx)

552 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7633 12:00

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@@ @I can do this all day
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[Contentless]ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#14] (806)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7510 14:45

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797 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7631 08:58

fish are kek are real

798 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7631 11:10

Why am I such an idiot?

799 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7632 13:37

"I know what you need," she said in a child's voice; "I can save you from yourself."

800 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7632 21:37

I'm sexually attracted to spacecraft docking.

801 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7632 22:13

I'd appreciate her clouds, if you know what I mean.

802 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7633 00:09

I've recently found out that the Earth 2 album really helps with my angst.

803 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7633 06:46

I've recently found out that nothing really helps with my angst.

804 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7633 08:32

I've recently found out that nothing really helps.

805 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7633 10:36

UNPROTECTED WIFI WASSHOI! UNPROTECTED WIFI WASSHOI!

806 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7633 11:58

It's all Fakku's fault!

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[DQN] Post without thinking [Shitty thread] (184)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4852 14:22

ITT we post without thinking!

175 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7632 00:24

>>174
fuck you you old faggot

176 Name: ( LƒΦ`) : 1993-09-7632 00:47

>>175
No u.

177 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7632 01:08

( LƒΦ`)
le old faggot face

178 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7632 04:17

>le

Good sir, I feel certain that you have stumbled upon this place in error, and that your true intended destination was, in fact, Reddit. I have never been so certain of something as I am right now.

Perhaps this image can help illustrate these aspects of the phenomenon, good sir:

https://warosu.org/data/ck/img/0037/85/1344143664725.jpg

179 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7632 07:49

>>178
le stupid copy paste man

180 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7632 16:00

le what the fuck is that "le" meme all about anyway

181 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7632 20:40

>>180
Gather round, young'uns.

Back before the dawn of time, around 2007 or perhaps a little bit before, a /b/tard drew a picture of a man who, while on the toilet, experienced the pain and frustration of the water beneath, when disturbed in the obvious way, rising high enough to touch his rear. The four-panel style, with the fourth panel invariably a face yelling, thumb-like, gave rise to a genre of humorous stories, conveyed visually in a manner with which I trust you are familiar.

After a time, varying the fourth panel became part of the joke, in the fashion of subverting expectations. The thumb-like face sometimes yelled differently, said nothing at all, or imparted words of wisdom.

One such image described a Frenchman. ``In France'', he said (though I paraphrase), ``our anger is more cultured''. The variations of the fourth panel included a beret, a mustache, a baguette (according to some sources), and the prepending of ``Le'' to the well known shout.

I suspect the intent of the image was simply to show a high concentration of French stereotypes, yet the slavering hordes who read it latched themselves to the absurdist non-sequitur (or, perhaps non-antecedet?) ``Le'', associating it in their vague, racial memory with affectation of culture.

182 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7632 21:35

Lol, some fucking poputuber/4chan newfag blocked me on his tubes for writing "But I'm le tired" under his video in response to "Fire the missiles!" comment (a reference to an old flash about global nuclear war), because "le" meme was getting popular. The dude was all like hardcore 4channer, but I quit 4chan a year or two by that time already. (I'm way cooler)

183 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7633 05:24

>>180
It's le cancer from le Reddit, and needs to le return there and le stay there.

184 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7633 09:24

>>183
You're a cancer.

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ayy lmao[1000] (17)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7621 07:00

  1. ayy lmao

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7621 16:30

>>7
ayy lmáo

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7621 20:21

Bee lmao

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7622 00:08

Good thread, OP!

11 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7622 00:13

>>10
yoo rofl

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7623 18:23

eeey lol

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7624 19:15

oii haha

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7625 07:35

AAAAAAAARGH teehee

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7633 02:34

sup lqtm

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7633 05:25

RULES OF NATURE

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7633 09:23

Is it fun to poop?

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[Youtube] ™ QUALITY VIDEOS ™ [DQN][Part II] (5)

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7630 12:44

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7632 04:22

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7633 05:49

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[GAME] Nomic Thread [RULES] (37)

1 Name: 6 : 1993-09-7016 15:56

  1. (i) With each post, the player adds, removes, changes or makes immutable or mutable one rule.
  2. (i) Rules marked (i) are immutable. They must be made mutable (m) before they can be modified or removed.
  3. (i) Newly created rules are mutable (m). They can only be made immutable (i) by someone else.
  4. (i) Posts which violate any existing rules may be disregarded entirely.
  5. (m) Posts ending in 5 or 0 must list all present rules (so we can keep track).
  6. (m) With each post, the player must roll a six sided die and post the resultant number in their name field.
  7. (m) If the number is greater than the previous poster's, they must mock/insult them.
  8. (m) If the number is less than or equal to the previous poster's, they must complement them.
  9. (m) Game ends when somebody loses an eye.

Useful links:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nomic
http://www.random.org/dice/?num=1

28 Name: 4 : 1993-09-7017 17:30

>>27 is a savvy operator with a clear understanding of nomic politics.

However, he has violated the rules. >>27 failed to post his balance of DQNCoins in compliance with rule 11.(m). He or she is now under probation, as per rule 4.(m) and can not post for four turns.

I amend rule 6:
"6.(i) With each post, the player must roll a six sided die and post the resultant number in their name field. If the name field is occupied by fusianasan, a name, or a tripcode in order to comply with another rule, then the player must post the result of their dice roll at the top of their post instead."

I now have 14 DQNcoins. I would welcome any attempt to reinstate >>27's change.

29 Name: 2 : 1993-09-7017 20:11

>>28 fills landlubbers wit' loathin' 'n fear.

I add a new rule which ye ortin' ta know as rule 15 or "Natter like a seafarin' hearty" rule:
Every new rule best be written in pirate-speak. Only a scallywag speakin' like a buccanneer throughout his message may modify 'tis rule.

I now be havin' 23 DQNcoins.

30 Name: 6 : 1993-09-7018 16:53

>>29 is even more hideous than my friend Mark.

Note that, as he violated rule 11, >>27's rule change has not been instated.

Likewise, >>26's proposed rule change would be in direct violation of rule 3 and therefore cannot be instated.

This means that >>28's proposed amendment cannot be instated as it would violate rule 2.

I have taken it upon myself to make rule 2 immutable. I think we should keep the mutable/immutable mechanic as more or less axiomatic, for clarity if nothing else.

Rule 4 has been properly updated. See: http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1352997177/10.

  1. (i) With each post, the player adds, removes, changes or makes immutable or mutable one rule.
  2. (i) Rules marked (i) are immutable. They must be made mutable (m) before they can be modified or removed.
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31 Name: 4 : 1993-09-7018 17:51

>>30 is so cute that every girl wants to cuddle with him.

I would like to argue that >>26's rules change doesn't break rule 3. However, under updated rule 2 any new rules are created non-modifiable as a consequence of rule 3. Also rule 2 protected itself from immediate changes after its update.

By the way, there is no rule that forbids conflicting rules unless poster gets caught by the next posters.

Therefore rule 2 in its current state should be:
2. (i) Rules marked as immutable (i) can be changed or removed at any time. Rules marked mutable (m) must be made immutable (i) before they can be modified or removed.

Note: Because it was marked as (i) by >>30 anyone can change it.

Changes to rule 6 are valid as well:
6. (i) With each post, the player must roll a six sided die and post the resultant number in their name field. If the name field is occupied by fusianasan, a name, or a tripcode in order to comply with another rule, then the player must post the result of their dice roll at the top of their post instead.

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32 Name: 5 : 1993-09-7018 22:37

>>31 k, whatever you say, IDIOT.

The above poster's idiocy aside, I believe he's correct about my previous change to rule 6, and >>26's change to rule 2.

While Rule 2 is immutable (changeable under the current rule set), I'm going to fix this mess and also add a little something else.
Rule 2 is now:
"2.(i) Rules marked (i) are immutable. They must be made mutable (m) before they can be modified or removed. Changing the mutability status of a rule costs 50 DQNCoins."

I have 23 DQNCoins. (+4 bonus roll as per rule 16)

33 Name: 1 : 1993-09-7019 00:50

>>32 is more beautiful than a potato chip in the eyes of a starving man.

Rule 17:
If ye be a scallywag clev'r 'nuff t' break a rule with nery a soul takin' notice in the next 5 posts, ye may double yer stash o' DQNdoubloons.

I have 22+1+6 bonus = 29 DQNcoins.

34 Name: 5 : 1993-09-7039 22:12

>>33 is an asstits

I add rule 18:
Yarr, upon th'next an' erry scribin' o the whole list, 'erry sec'nd word ought be removed, an' erry law ought be followed as it be scribed.

I have 15 DQNcoins

35 Name: 3 : 1993-09-7041 11:28

>>34 has lovely, soft hair that just begs to be lovingly caressed.

As all of the rules are now uninterpretable Engrish, I can go ahead and add a rule without consequence. I hereby add rule 19: "Every origami 35 gorilla posts, umbrella the hydroponic set watermelon of radio rules polynomial resets gardener to secret those understandable in manatee >>1. Shanghai this hive includes yellow the stellar removal bird of lavender this leather rule. Banana one's banana cache banana of banana DQNcoins banana is banana not banana reset banana."

The current set of rules reads:

  1. (i) With post, player remove, or makes or one.
  2. (i) Rules (i) are. They be mutable (m) they be or. The status a costs DQNCoins.
  3. (i) Newly rules mutable (m). Can be immutable (i) someone.
  4. (m) If rule been to violated a, the responsible the cannot the for turns a of "." only caught the following. Any made the are the way. If change impossible the must ignored. Poster caught offender announce update.
  5. (i) Posts in 5 0 list present (so can track).
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36 Name: 5 : 1993-09-7632 15:10

>>35 is just going to keep us going in an interminable loop forever, that dick.

I add a new rule.
10. (m) With each post, the player gains DQNcoins equal to their die roll plus log base 2 of their post number rounded to the nearest ones place.

I currently have 24 DQNcoins.
(14 + 5 + 5)

Commentary:
Handy tool: http://www.miniwebtool.com/log-base-2-calculator/
Someone should add some method for spending DQNcoins.

37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7633 02:32

I add a new rule that says I win.


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CTRL+V THREAD! [part Ⅺ] (75)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 21:56

U+216A (Roman Numeral Eleven) - The Unicode Character Reference
Ⅺ Unicode Roman Numeral Eleven

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7629 20:34

>>65 ha ha no you ignorant mcnugget

67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7629 20:58

>>66
Nice try, boy.

68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7629 21:56

>>64-67
Are they taking this page or is it Israel telling English-speaking people to regard any reports of killed Palestinians as terrorist propaganda? Anyway, some Turkish hashtag calling for a boycott of Israel goods was trending on Twatter today.

69 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7629 23:23

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7630 14:04

I just find it telling that Israelis, who go out of their way to avoid casualties get blamed the most for them when the Palestinians, who go out of their way to increase casualties, get cheered on.

For all the left's crowing about wanting to end racism and bigotry, they sure do hate Jews.

The Israelis set up the Iron Dome missile defense to protect civilians from constant unending Hamas rocket attacks. Hamas protects their rockets by hiding them in schools and hospitals and mosques full of civilians. Who's the bad guy here? The Israelis, for not letting themselves be more easily blown up.

Fuckers always defending themselves, how dare they!

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7630 15:49

The only reason Hamas hasn't leveled Israel: lack of weapons. The only reason Israel hasn't leveled Gaza: it chooses not to.

72 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7630 20:05

Well, remember also, that gmental healthh is a huge, enormously profitable industry in the US. We put four-year-old Timmy in a preschool classroom and try to force him to sit still and learn to play the violin, or conjugate Japanese verbs. In a sane world, any child who didnft fidget under those circumstances should be checked for a pulse. But we get out the big rubber stamp that says gMENTALLY ILL: ADHDh and pump him full of speed. Ding! goes the cash register. Count that money, Chumley.

All of this is hard-sold to us, pushed by the agitprop box in the living room, not just by television commercials for prescription drugs but also by this stuff getting written liberally into the script of damn near everything on TV since the 1990s. That makes being dependent on your daily dose gnormal,h because the fictional characters on TV do it too. That makes parenting-by-pill gnormal,h because the fictional characters on TV do it too. Itfs a hundred Sunday supplement articles, and pop-psychology paperbacks, their online equivalents, saying gUnleash the creative power of your multiple personalities!h and gEmbrace your autistic gifts!h and gUnlock the creative wellspring that is depression!h

Looking through an encyclopedia or a textbook of clinical psychiatry from around 1970 is sobering. gAutismh was only the label for a tiny, tiny number of severely disturbed children who never learned to speak, communicate, dress, or feed themselves, for example. gADHDh wasnft stuck on every fidgety kid whose lazy parents failed to discipline him. The very concepts didnft exist a century ago.

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73 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7630 20:37

You are a warrior of the light. You have the power of Hydalen flowing through you. Spin your character really fast the opposite way of the twister's wind and cancel that shit out. Only when you have mastered the power of the spin can you win.

74 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7630 22:21

75 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7633 02:14

Great new anime I am lucky to be a part of Letter to Momo now available on iTunes!

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(-_-)‚Α-~ Smoking Thread [PART 1] (9)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7631 03:48

(-_-)‚Α-~ Aw yeah, that's the stuff.

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7631 06:00

(-_-)‚Α-~ Smoo­hack cough cough­th

3 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7631 08:21

(L₯ƒΦ₯)@Sick.

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7631 13:34

(₯_₯)‚Α-~ Smoking makes you look cool, kid. Don't let anyone tell you different.

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7631 17:29

( ₯ƒΦ₯)@Kissing you would be like kissing an ashtray so I'm not gonna kiss you because ashtrays are gross and you are gross because you smoke you gross smoker you.

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7632 19:37

(₯_₯)‚Α-~ So you've never actually tasted an ashtray, then.

(₯_₯)‚Α-~ You're missing out.

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7632 21:29

(L₯ƒΦ₯) I farted into a full ashtray once.

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7632 23:22

(₯_₯)‚Α-~ Was it fun?

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7633 01:54

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We seem to have lost contact with the Control Tower.[grinding noises] (682)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 14:51

These are the files. I hope you have everything you need.

673 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7625 11:11

>>672
After a pause, there comes a response:
.--- -.-. / .. ... / - .... .- - / -.-- --- ..-

674 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7625 18:02

Knock:
-.-- . ... / --- .--. . -. / ..- .--. / .--. .-.. --..
And run in as soon as possible if it actually opens.

675 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7625 18:26

Kiss the first sapient object we see.

676 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7625 20:37

Lick the second sapient object we see.

677 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7625 21:19

Seek justice for Trayvon

678 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7625 23:00

...by making an interpretative dance of Trayvon's murder.

679 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7626 13:14

Remembering to place special emphasis on Trayvon viciously bashing Zimmerman's head against the concrete.

680 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7627 09:38

(OOC) do some push-ups whilst game isn't responding.

681 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7628 09:09

>>674
The reply comes:
...-.

>>675
You walk over to the cube and kneel beside it, all sweetness and light, before giving it a gentle kiss on the upper face. The cube blushes profusely.

>>676
You wait patiently for another sapient object to show up. You wait quite a while, in fact. So long you fall asleep in the meantime. You are woken up by an immense explosion, only a few metres from your head. You jump to your feet, wondering if you've suddenly developed Exploding Head Syndrome, but find instead that a large, black hole has appeared in the wall to the East. Standing in the gaping aperture, flakes of plaster falling around her, is your darling Continue-chan, looking a little dishevelled. She's carrying a laser gun slung over her shoulder.

"Conundrum-chan," she begins urgently, "We haven't got much time, we need t--" She is interrupted by you firmly grabbing her head in both hands and licking at her face affectionately, like a cute little kitten. She just stands still and patiently waits for you to stop.

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682 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7633 00:05

Do something fun. Such as stealthily following the weird girl in pink into her hideout. Try to imitate Solid Snake as much as possible.

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[REI] May I take your order? [Part VII] (95)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7141 21:05


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^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@What? You're still here?
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

86 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7615 18:49

i OƒΦOjExtra large, with extra sauce!

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7615 23:01

<˜€MΝL> Does serve cat here, nida?

88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7616 18:54


@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@We serve anybody. What do you want?
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL@@@
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡==============
== @ROLL FIZZLEBEEF'S@ ==
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89 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7616 19:33

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Oh, wow, there's a lot of you.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL@@@
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡======================
== @SLAKE FISTCRACK'S@BURGER BISTRO ==
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90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7616 19:37


@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@The line forms on the right.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL@@@
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡======================
== We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese! ==
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91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7620 17:43

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@And then goes right out that door.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL@@@
@ @ / _ɁT
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„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡======================
== SMOKE MANMUSCLE'S LITTLE TASTE OF ITALY ==
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92 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7620 19:33

<˜€MΝL> I want cat, nida. Also apolojuice, nida.

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7630 18:14

@@@BB
@ ‘ί,ΘoΘ
˜ΠœcίƒΦίƒ~@@I'd like a shit sandwich if you'd be so kind.
@ Ύ@ @@ ƒ~ @
@ Π,,,,‚Β,,,,,,‚Β @

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7630 22:02

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj@@
i @˜§-]@|! i @One number two, pick it up!
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL@ @@@@@ ____
@ @ / _ɁT@ @@ @ (,,,,,,;;;)
@@/__i |˜£!|@ @ @ @ ( E-E) Oh, ha ha.
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==@@ THE REI'S DINER@@ @==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡@

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7632 19:35

@@@BB
@ ‘ί,ΘoΘ
˜ΠœcίƒΦίƒ~@@Yay.@ ____
@ Ύ@ @@ ƒ~ @@ @ (,,,,,,;;;)@
@ Π,,,,‚Β,,,,,,‚Β @ @ @ ( E-E) @Don't eat me!

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