>>420 bullies little girls by luring them to abandoned buildings, tying them up, and slapping their faces with his penis repeatedly
>>420 Sneaks into central banks and sets the money printing machines into hyperdrive, causing massive inflation.
>>420's family secretly controls the central bank in your country
>>420 Takes great 2D video games and makes terrible 3D sequels of them.
>>420 hides pressure sensitive explosives inside soccer balls.
What lovely weather we're having.
i₯ c_₯j If it ain't dro it ain't me
Lotus lost, lotus found.
I am so gamsi at him
I shall create something beautiful.
What happens if I don't kill the killer?
Oh, I just have to do the whole thing again.
Why is this board so dead on the weekends? Do you guys have lives or something? Friends and romantic interests you spend Saturdays with? Or do you guys just pretend to have lives and not post on weekends so people think you have lives?
I think it's because during the weekdays, the people who have school or jobs resort to more passive activities in their free time such as checking DQN, or another board, listening to music, or mindlessly browsing the internet. On the weekends they have time to set aside a good amount of time for their hobbies, such as marathoning some shows they meant to watch, trying to beat a level in a game, or going to that trendy new restaurant they meant to check out.
That is pretty much what my life is like when I'm not on a break.
I kind of went on a tangent there, what I was trying to say is that on the weekend a lot of time is freed up for them to indulge in their hobbies that can't be enjoyed during a lunch time break from work or between classes (like posting on DQN)
>>150 heats his patio for four hours every evening, regardless of temperature and whether he intends to sit outside (or indeed is even home) that day
>>151 has bought a Toyota Prius, acts all smug about it, but does everything else whatsoever counter-eco-green.
>>152 is Jeremy Clarkson.
(>>149, I wonder how you feel about nickel that is mined in Canada, then refined, then shipped to Japan or China for a battery assembly, which then might be shipped somewhere else for a battery pack assembly, which in turn travels to a manufacturer of fancy gadgets and then fancy gadgets go all around the world \ and most of these routes are far from being optimal.)
>>153 believes that there's a normal temperature, so a rise in temperature, which i'm pretty sure is of 'negative' cause, is a 'departure from the norm', eye 'global warming'. they're also stupid enough to believe that they can separate 'climate' from 'the earth', so they say that 'climate is ravaging the earth', and forget that 'climate' is a word that was 'made-up' to adapt the facts of our experience of motion within the continually transforming relational spatial plenum to thoughts and those to each other, so they talk about 'climate change', which is 'circular reasoning'. and of course they believe that the 'climate' dynamic can be separated from the 'human dynamic', so they talk about 'human-made global warming'.
i bet they also say stupid shit like 'rising temperatures are causing widespread melting of ice'. a 'rising temperature' is an observation; it has no 'power of causality'.
>>157 talks about semantics of global warming and doesn't want to ride a bicycle and to reuse plastic bags.
( E-E) Here, take these pills!
( LΦ`) Run it through again and see if that does the job, Cindy.
i@EΦEj No! I deserve to live!
How do you survive freezing temperatures? Do you become icepa?
5000 hits, and all but one of them is positive.
10 narrow-minded results don't count.
I can't descube how happy I am to be making this thread.
When I pick a big boug from my nose, I eat it.
Thank god that I'm inume to so many deadly diseases! ( ί ί)
( E-E) Then again, it would be unyize to be so reckless...
My nudetion gland is itching again. I must strip down and run around naked!
Untermensch? I would call it a subape.
Look at Utsuho's amazing starkape!
Is her hand gesture telling me to pess off?
To be or not to be, that is daquution.
My butt is full of magic. Allow me to demonstrate!
I agree with your objection but not your motivation -- if you are taking the video as a gsmear campaignh against whatever it is against.
It is the case that shock tactics are most often counter-effective, so >>660 is DQN in the worst way.
As a rebuttal video to both, I present http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZkSyjuIeXI
Changes in v11.0:
I hope it will rain again soon.
Difficile Lectu is beautiful!
Soundhound is an useless piece of crap. It can't identify what kind of obscure Japanese music is played on obscure Japanese artist's stream.
Coffee machine GET!! ktkr ww
My first cup of coffee didn't even taste like poop, it was good.
No, I'm just a NEET with a huge appreciation for Sweden and Swedish ways. Now I can pretend that I'm having fika!
That artist was drawing through all night. It's devastating. He should sleep.
Wake me up right on time, please!
they decided to get fuck uuuuuup instead.
The original Xyblgrj thought, "Who could come up with such a twisted crap?" and put the book back, and wandered away.
At the same time author of this story wiped the sweat off his forehead and began arguing with himself, "Who is going to incorporate these events in the next books? What if I forget? What if my series get cancelled?.." In a feat of panic attack, he broke his pencil in half and whispered, "Crap..."
"...no wait, if I sharpen this half of the pencil, now I have two little pencils!"
DQN Short Novel Volume III again did his party trick of tearing through spacetime, and stepped out of the novel into the author's room.
"Hey, that's a great pair of tiny pencils you've got!" he said, "You should try sticking them in your mouth and doing walrus impressions! Anyway, would you like to
get fucked uuuuup?"
Nobody answered, as the author was unavailable by a few microseconds, writing down the very events that were unfolding and thinking about DQN Short Novel Volume III's inevitable demise - the 1000GET that will end his life.
Unflustered, DQN Short Novel Volume III got on with the THREAD. gWhat are you doing here, Nobody?h he asked.
BOO BOO YA COME DI GHOST WIT DI VOODOO PRIEST FRAM DI SKELETON COAST
TRICK OR TREAT TRICK OR TREAT YALL BE STOMPIN YA FEET
CA MI SUGA CANE SWEET WIT DAT KINGSTON BEAT
WATCH OUT YA COME DI GHOUL AND IT BETTA NAT RIDE WHILE YA PLAYIN DI FOOL
AND DI TREE TOP MASTA DAT DANCE ALL RASTA
GOIN BACK TO DI ALLEY FO SOME STICKY SWEET GANJA
Why all posts are dated the last two days and how did it even get that many?