The Elitist Superstructure of DQN @ 4-ch

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1: CTRL+V THREAD! [part Ⅺ] (158) 2: [Youtube] ™ QUALITY VIDEOS ™ [DQN][Part II] (63) 3: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#15] (68) 4: We seem to have lost contact with the Control Tower.[grinding noises] (892) 5: [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] (300) 6: [Part IV] ( EƒΦE) Clonepa [Crap ass] (594) 7: ayy lmao[1000] (27) 8: I'm afraid I have bad news... (218) 9: ITT you have worn armor, a rusty dagger, and amnesia (218) 10: i* ‹XEj Post Confusing Things! [gibbelsig] (97) 11: ITT your last google search [PART II] (296) 12: ITT we post when we take a dump (5) 13: [READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 4] (264) 14: y“ϊ–{‚ΜƒLƒ`ƒKƒC’p•”zƒGƒ‹ƒrƒX”ς’Ήy²“‘F•v‚S‚PΞz (400) 15: [CYOA] Choose Your Own Adventure! [Collaborative] (99) 16: ITT we bump this thread whenever this thread sucks. (20) 17: [Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Abomination] (801) 18: gaynal sex (5) 19: [REI] May I take your order? [Part VII] (102) 20: [ Lɯ`] Ask Robopa [Legendary] (39) 21: ( E-E) Beady Eyes [Thread Derailed] (877) 22: Penis cockin' (23) 23: Only prime numbers may talk (384) 24: Dead Nigger Storage (26) 25: [Part XI] ( LƒΦ`) Grandpa [Legendary] (27) 26: ( ˃ „D˂) POST ANGRY THINGS!! [PART 2] (153) 27: You know, >>73 is kind of a butthead. (676) 28: [VIOLENCE]ITT we severely brutalize the previous poster[KIDS THESE DAYS][PG13] (5) 29: [Contentless]ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#14] (999) 30: [Part III] The previous poster is a nerd [otaku] (258) 31: ( ί °ί) Post mildly uplifting things (448) 32: Lets find Japan on the map! (18) 33: [BAD]>>>œœœœœTHA PURPœœœœœ<<< [BAD] (6) 34: Please make my ween happy (12) 35: [Misery] ( ί -ί) Post unhappy things... [Part 3] (430) 36: ( E-E) I wouldn't say this if this wasn't an anonymous board... (609) 37: [$VALUE\] What things do you value as much as you value Shrek [EQUALLY] [WOW] (26) 38: Lame Confessional [LAME] [#2] (152) 39: [test] flood again? [lol] (3) 40: [Quantum theory] ITT we send the next poster to a parallel universe and they tell us about it [go] (387)

CTRL+V THREAD! [part Ⅺ] (158)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 21:56

U+216A (Roman Numeral Eleven) - The Unicode Character Reference
Ⅺ Unicode Roman Numeral Eleven

149 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7681 10:29

Eating anything covered in spikes is normally bad, but it's especially bad for an anthropomorphized balloon like Mr. Fugu.

150 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7681 14:39

Nolf Niggler's neck snaps with a crunch and a cry for help. The referee attempts to stop the muscly, adrenaline-pumped and scarlet-faced Batista, but he is swatted away like a fly. His left shoe flies into the audience, with his foot and several torn veins attached.

151 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7681 20:23

that men can create female characters that can't be nitpicked no matter how much people try.

152 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7682 14:58

Norwegian apples

153 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7682 23:32

It was Socrates who said that the unexamined life is not worth
living. So therefore, if you are reading this file to avoid gaining the
understanding of life that makes us human, go jump off a cliff.

Education involves reading and thinking and observing and confronting. The
process of gaining a true education is a source of true ecstacy for the spirit.
It's an ecstacy that drugs or alcohol cannot approximate. Gaining a true
education can also be disturbing. You may discover that you are not who you
thought you were; that other things are not what you thought they were.
Fundamental and unalterable concepts which guided your life since you sucked the
milk from your mother's breasts may suddenly dissolve. You may find yourself
soaring to the heights of Olympus on the breath of Truth or you may find
yourself throuwn against the brick wall of nihilism. But one thing is for
certain: you will not die without having lived.

154 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7684 01:58

I think if we don't get independence there's going to be fighting everywhere, so I'm just going to stay in next weekend I think

155 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7684 04:05

157 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7685 20:08

ϝƒΏԍԍᴏϮ

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[Youtube] ™ QUALITY VIDEOS ™ [DQN][Part II] (63)

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7677 00:23

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7678 20:29

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7679 12:55

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7679 16:32

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7680 09:29

>>55 The Hikikomori Geisha Circus is his best album https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoNSW_LH-zU

59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7681 12:11

60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7682 23:37

61 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7684 20:29

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7685 23:22

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[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#15] (68)

59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7685 14:16

>>57 man, just forget about it. Give it up. Even if she breaks it off with her girlfriend there's no chance.

Unless she's bisexual. Or you can convince her she's bisexual.

60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7685 14:38

>>57 in fact, you know what? Don't have a crush. Why would you do that to yourself? You're probably thinking "I can't help it", but you really can.

61 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7685 16:12

Thank you, >>59,60. That's what I've been telling myself, but it helps to hear it from someone else. I thought I had crushed my crush until she hugged me and my heart started beating like a goddamn anime character. I will keep trying.

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7685 22:16

>>54

>mans

MEANS god dammit.

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7685 22:53

K•Ÿ‚Θ‚Μ‚Ν
‹`–±‚Θ‚ρ‚Ε‚·

64 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7686 03:30

Why is it all the gay people I know smell so poopy?

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7686 03:30

n/m figured it out

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7686 12:26

What does Sylfaen look like shit in every browser except Firefox?

67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7686 12:56

my stomach hurtd ;__;

68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7686 15:00

I love you, keyboard.

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We seem to have lost contact with the Control Tower.[grinding noises] (892)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 14:51

These are the files. I hope you have everything you need.

883 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7682 23:17

>>881
You momentarily feel a faint prick of irritation, like the buzzing of a small insect. You dismiss it as nothing.

>>882
In one sudden motion, you grasp the hem of the girl's dress, throw it into the air, and duck your head under it. Looking up, you see... you see... light, blinding light, of every possible colour, radiating outwards in shifting, overlapping rays and beams. You never knew such beauty even existed. You spend minutes just staring at it, unable to look away, or even form a coherent thought. As you watch, it increases in intensity, more and more rays forming in ever more complex and beautiful motions. Then, something begins to form in the centre, a shape, it looks like...

But then, at that very moment, the universe explodes thanks to your companion Stove Stove.

GAME OVER
Deaths: 42

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884 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7683 08:46

Since the little girl seems to have the ability to make clones, ask her to send a clone of us out to console Stove Stove.

885 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7683 17:27

Failing that, find Stove Stove yourself and send him to time out in the Void.

886 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7683 23:31

>>884
The girl stops brushing your hair, laughs conspiratorially and proposes that you join her in the laboratory downstairs. You do so. Once there, she turns on a computer at the side of the room, opens a program, types in a few lines of abstruse looking code, then closes it again. She then takes your hand and guides you through a door at the back of the room, along a narrow service corridor, down two flights of stairs and to a small basement room. In the centre of the room is a strange metal capsule with various wires and pipes leading from it into the floor. The capsule opens to reveal a perfect clone of yourself, differing only in that she is wearing a seifuku, has no obvious injuries to her hands, and her hair is not burnt as yours is.

The girl in lilac makes an odd hand gesture over the unconscious body, which opens its eyes, then, in the next instant, vanishes. "There!" she declares triumphantly, "I've sent a clone of you to say some kind words to Stove Stove. Of course, I can't promise what else she might or might not do..."

>>885
You think that Stove Stove should consider him/her/them/itself very lucky that you aren't around to administer some crotch-based castigation.

887 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7684 04:25

Go back to the computer and type random things.

888 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7684 23:03

>>887
You skip gaily back to the laboratory, eager to prove your worth as a mad scientist. With a flourish of the wrist and a few keystrokes, you type "random things" on the keyboard of the computer and hit enter.

RANDOMISING GENOME OF SAMPLES T, H, I, N, G, S...
COMPLETED

889 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7685 06:27

Type:

random abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz0123456789

890 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7685 13:09

type "sudo shutdown now"

891 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7685 23:51

>>889
RANDOMISING GENOME OF SAMPLES A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z, 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9...
ERROR: COULD NOT MODIFY SAMPLES A0, C0, C1, C2, J0: READ ONLY

>>890
UNRECOGNISED COMMAND: SUDO

892 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7685 23:53

Attempt to edit text file in VIM.

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[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] (300)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7418 11:22

"total crap, but I enjoy it"

291 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7681 03:03

Ok Tess. Enough already. Those cocks won't suck themselves, eh?

292 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7681 13:21

Since I'm out of the loop with this subject, I googled Zoe Quinn to get a gander...WTF? She's repulsive. I don't think I could bump that ham wallet unless I was high on bath salts and draino.

293 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7681 14:09

>>292
Good lord, I agree. Zoe Quinn looks average at best. After a few drinks. Maybe the indie game dev thing gives her more appeal to some, but I don't really know about that, personally.

294 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7682 16:02

The fourth episode is the only official expansion. Duke It Out in D.C., Nuclear Winter and Life's A Beach are official unofficial expansions, like Insurrection or Retribution for Starcraft, Hellfire for Diablo or Conquests Of The Ages for Age Of Empires. These expansions are "unofficial" in the sense that they were developed by third party but "official" in the sense that they received the official stamp of approval from 3Drealms, which was a pretty big deal back in the days where a guy could download the entirety of the fan maps posted on the internet, burn them on a CD and market these as an expansion for a cash grab.

295 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7682 19:23

Of course the most annoying kid on the planet is the only one on youtube who actually has good videos on this game. God dammit, I don't wanna listen to this autismal fuck anymore.

296 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7683 14:02

Man betont nicht jedes r, nur Adolf hat das getan. ich weiß, dass die Band nicht rechts ist.

297 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7683 16:39

Every human starts as a child in a relationship with parents who are larger/more powerful/wiser than them. I think the concept of/belief in god is a macro/social manifestation that hijacks this parent-child brain wiring. Its a group hallucination of misfiring behavior. And authority/the state is similar to that in the same hierarchical sense. Government is a superhuman entity that issues commandments which is a sin to disobey, and, like Xenu, the legitimacy of their rule doesn't exist. The belief in government is the most dangerous superstition, mental malware more dangerous than scientology. Hierarchical systems are being replaced in a 'survival of the fittest pattern' type of way by decentralized systems, like bittorrent was more fit than napster. Nobody says they hate the internet and the internet is a close example of anarchy. Government regulation appears responsible for creating the telecom monopolies in the first place, something about how they were granted exclusive right to install wiring whereas any competitor would have to ask permission from each property owner. Instead of adding more regulations, all the previous regulations should be removed. Like Larken says in the below video, the relatively free market has produced complex things like cell phones, so supposing the free market would be unable to do something as simple as create a flat place (road, which even deer create) or install wires without a system of appointed thieves (where did they get the legitimate right to tax/steal if an individual like me doesn't have that right?) seems odd. Someone on reddit or something was saying, say 1 person on the block doesn't want internet, they could dig up/cut the wire on their own property, charge a million to put it there/etc. I don't know the technological limitations but seems like wiring from a hub to specific houses, rather than all in a series w/ each house being central point of failure might be possible. Or satellite or whatever else millions of people offering voluntary solutions in the free market could think of.

298 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7683 17:09

Brief History of Campus Sex
1915: it's banned
1935: it's naughty
1955: it's interesting
1975: it's awesome
1995: it's rape
2015: it's banned

299 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7684 16:05

I like this series, but it feels like it's getting repetitive. Still a good series though.

300 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7685 22:32

OMG I remember seeing the box for this game. Not really sure what to think of it, it may just be better to let it stay in hell where it came from .

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[Part IV] ( EƒΦE) Clonepa [Crap ass] (594)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7166 16:12

( EƒΦE) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

585 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7660 02:57

( E-E) What was all that about?

586 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7660 07:37

( LƒΦ`) I'm going to guess you don't speak Aklo.

587 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7660 22:17

( EƒΦE) Learning other languages is fun! “ϋŽρ‚ΝŠμ‚Ρ‚Ε”š”­‚΅‚ά‚·I

588 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7660 23:35

( E-E) It wasn't part of my masters in womyn's studies, so no.

589 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7685 03:36

( EƒΦE) Hey, kids! It's time for your Clonepa Tip of the Day!

( EƒΦE) When a stranger offers you drugs, say "thank you!" because drugs are expensive.

( EƒΦE) ...

(EƒΦE ) ...

( EƒΦE) Yeah, I can go with that.

590 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7685 12:15

( EƒΦE) I mean if you have a professionally diagnosed medical condition and the drugs are the appropriate treatment and the stranger is a certified medical professional, of course, but that goes without saying.

591 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7685 17:56

( EƒΦE) Which is why I said it.

592 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7685 19:09

( EƒΦE) If Beady Eyes offers you drugs, punch him really hard in the nuts.

593 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7685 19:45

( E-E) Hey kids, it's time for the Beady Eyes Tip of the Day.
( E-E) It costs more than $300,000 to bring up a child to the age of 18. Save your parents lots of money and trouble by killing yourself now!

594 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7685 20:00

( E-E) You know every time you say something like >>592 on the show, people do it to me for months on end, right?

( EƒΦE) Hee hee!

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ayy lmao[1000] (27)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7621 07:00

  1. ayy lmao

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7633 14:08

>>17
Yes! Especially after eating Poop Tarts. Or Froot Poops.

19 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7634 19:38

cee lmao

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7637 13:07

ebin :DDDDDDDD

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7653 05:33

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7653 13:26

top kek

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7663 10:22

hoo ahah

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7670 07:28

You can't trick me, Superman, I'm stupid.

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7684 07:29

25. ayy lmao

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7684 09:44

„€„‡ „|„€„|

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7685 13:48

ayy macarena

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I'm afraid I have bad news... (218)

1 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4595 21:05

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|L₯ƒΦ₯) Squeeks has terminal bonitis.
|.@V@Κ
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209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6674 00:33

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) And now it's gone into the cafeteria.
|.@V@Κ
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210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6678 20:31


| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) And now this thread's gone into the hole.
|.@V@Κ
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211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6679 00:39

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) ...But I'll get it back out.
|.@V@Κ
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|__)Q)

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) All I need is a few lucky rolls, that's all, then I'll quit.
|.@V@Κ
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| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯)@Come on, baby! Daddy needs a new lab coat!
|.@V@ƒm‚Γ ά ⟢ -=⊐
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212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6679 11:42

...[₯] [₯] click. clack.

213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6891 12:44

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Damn. Snake eyes again.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7250 14:41

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) And Squeeks still suffers from terminal bonitis. Poor guy.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

215 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7259 00:47

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Your penis enlargement surgery was a failure. Hope you don't mind the nickname "Stumpy."
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
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216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7259 08:59

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Looks like you've got the sippy songlesr
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

217 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7664 16:42

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Squeeks is actually doing fine. You've got terminal bonitis.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

218 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7684 16:44

gooby plz

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ITT you have worn armor, a rusty dagger, and amnesia (218)

1 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5254 23:16

Wake up, sleepy head!

...

209 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7680 19:32

>>208
You wave your limbs in expansive gestures, concentrating on the thought "Let there be men in bear suits." Nothing particularly magical happens, and the cratered planet looks as uninhabited as ever.

Attempting a different approach, you grab a passing meteoroid, furiously dig a hole to its core, and cram the bewildered and mildly resisting man inside. Well, technically it's a world (albeit a very small one) and technically it's full of men in bear suits (well, one of them anyway.) Good work.

You are now ruler of Man in Bear Suit World.

You are sitting on a meteoroid orbiting a cratered planet in the middle of a colorful and inexplicably breathable spacescape. There is a freshly dug hole here.

You see: feet of man in a bear suit (sticking out of hole and dressed in bear paw slippers)

210 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7680 22:19

Abolish monarchy of Man in Bear Suit World; instate anarcho-communism.

211 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7680 23:34

>>210
You abdicate your rulership and free the oppressed man in a bear suit from his prison in the meteorite's core. He cocks his head to one side as you explain your plan of cooperation and ungoverned life.

Politics, like nature itself, abhors a vacuum, however, and it is not long before the man in a bear suit makes you his bitch and crams you into the hole.

You are no longer ruler of Man in Bear Suit World.

You are stuck headfirst in a hole dug into the core of a meteoroid orbiting a cratered planet in an oddly liveable spacescape.

It is dark here and you cannot see. You fear you may be eaten by a grue.

212 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7681 16:28

Convince the dark and possible grue to join you in a REVOLUTION.

213 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7682 14:36

>>212
You rant for a while in the hole, addressing the darkness and your phobia for it. The darkness does not respond, nor does any grue, but the man in a bear suit (most likely, or is it a grue?) shakes your feet and tells you to shut up already.

214 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7682 16:57

Enchant my head with scroll of ‚Κ‚ι‚Ϋ +3

215 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7682 18:56

Un-eat self and return to the safety of the dungeon staircase.

216 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7682 23:34

>>214
As amusing as that would undoubtedly be, you don't notice any such item here, and even if you did, you can't read in the dark. In fact, you're not sure you can read at all.

>>215
If only you were back in that dusty old dungeon. Surely there are no grues there. You can just imagine the horrible beast coming to nibble on you in this dark hole. The thought makes you feel sick to your stomach. If only you hadn't had that crazy idea to go and eat your legs!

You vomit, and everything goes black.

You are in a dungeon corridor. Cells line the walls. One of them behind you lies open. In the other direction, a flight of stairs leads upwards.

You see: man in a bear suit (unconscious), dust, tiny pebble with a hole dug in it

A magickal elf pops out of your mouth and tut-tuts as it walks towards the pebble. "Watch where you leave things!" it chastizes.

217 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7683 15:47

Eat elf and absorb its powers

218 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7684 13:48

>>217
Before the diminutive creature can collect the odd pebble, you cram it back into your mouth and swallow forcibly, trying to do that freakish thing you did with the man in a bear suit earlier.

For a couple of attempts, nothing happens. Then, the magickal elf's snide voice sounds from somewhere in your guts,
"Knock that off. Don't you know, I'm Your Elf? How do you think you do that thing in the first place?"

While this is going on, a blue ball that looks like it came from the ball pit upstairs rolls down the steps and lightly taps the head of the man in a bear suit. He remains still, but breathing.

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i* ‹XEj Post Confusing Things! [gibbelsig] (97)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5978 12:27

In German, a young lady has no sex, but a turnip has.

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6529 18:54

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With their teeth?

Or maybe they use the electricity in their mouths to generate a magnetic field that's used to move the door upwards?

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6529 22:39

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90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6529 23:17

>>89 (⊙̪ ں ⊙̪̪) why would you even question to ask these circumstances?

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6530 22:00

>>89-san has a solar panel on his head.

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6531 04:30

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93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6536 07:53

Yum. Go voicemail wide, really. Bye, yes weird. I'll try to remember the name internet. Z. O, If you think of it. You should call me or text me back. Yeah, yeah, you should read my mind and figure out what it is. I'm trying to think of.
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94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6554 12:56

I am confused

does this count?

The airport isn't even within here!

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7158 09:57

boy shorts are not for boys

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7313 17:20

the does not the what one the not

97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7684 00:39

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