Been invited to a selection of lectures on 'Big History' and the 'anthropecene' period by my university. They're asking $45.46 AU for admission. Wondering if I should go.
Do you find this topic personally interesting or will it help your studies or grade? Are you okay with time and money it will require?
Winter sale is coming, he can buy quite a few games with that kind of money.
I have to wonder what your budget is that $45 is something you can toss so casually.
Generally, unless you know, you don't.
I've been trying to retort to this without sounding insulting but it's impossible. All that post-post-post-post-whatever buzzword lingo is, quite frankly, devoid of meaning. And basically the whole post is a very verbose "I know you are but what am I".
Each time I try to write it I realize who useless it is and you don't sound like a cool person to argue with.
You are a successful businesswoman with 20+ years of experience in the field of plastics. You are running late for work. Your worthless but handsome husband is still asleep.
You are in a kitchen. There is a pot of coffee, an orange, and various kitchen appliances and cabinets here. Exits are west and south.
throw away your trance collection and replace it all with footwork and jungle.
Challenge Susan to a knife fight.
Teach yourself how to fight with knives.
smoke weed everyday
Sparks fly as the knives collide. You and Susan use the sparks to light marijuana joints and chill out. Relaxation +20 Diplomacy +50
We're getting badly off task here!
Run out of the lobby before anyone notices your knife fight.
Lead Susan to the warehouse.
Pee in your BusinessPants and BusinessUndergarments.
Try to pee just enough to soil them thoroughly, without using up all of your pee.
Remove all articles of clothing from yourself and Susan.
Line them up along with the other clothes you found in the lockers, already peed items at the beginning of the line.
Starting at the first unsoiled item, stagger over the clothing at a moderate pace while trying to direct stream by tugging on labia.
Try to manage this so that you can get to the end of the line of clothes as you run out of pee.
Seek to level up Bladder Control and Stream Control during this important exercise.
Ask Susan if he has any moral convictions or reason to live.
If he replies in the negative to both, ask Susan if he is squeamish or respects convention. Also, set the warehouse on fire.
If he replies in the negative, ask Susan if he likes hip beats.
If he replies in the positive, ask Susan to return with you to your apartment.
Too late, a small crowd has already gathered to watch the short fight!
Using your newfound diplomacy skills, you try to ask the crowd to stay quiet about what they've seen.
Susan helps by joking, "don't bother calling security...I'm security!"
Miraculously, everyone laughs and agrees not to make a fuss. You pass out joints to some of them.
You sheath your knives and drive over to the warehouse. You force yourself to businesspee in your clothes. You try not to use up all of your pee, but once you start you can't stop. Your bladder control is still pretty low. You and Susan remove your clothes, line them up, and try to pee on them but you can't bring yourself to get more than a trickle. Fortunately, Susan has a larger bladder and manages to get a good amount of pee on all the clothes.
Your Bladder and Stream Control have increased by 30!
Susan thinks for a moment about your question, then answers, "Yeah, I guess I have a reason to live...not sure what it is though. I don't have any morals though." You ask Susan if he likes hip beats. He says yes. You drive back to your apartment, still naked and smelling of pee. You go to the den and lay out some newspaper and a chair for Susan to sit in and put on a footwork remix of "Hip to be Square." He begins to twerk.
exit without alerting Susan
>>61 believes that a man talking to a woman or a non-gendered person and/or individual in an elevator or a similarly enclosed device is rape
>>63's idea of vigilante justice is kicking a guy in the balls for manspreading.
People get so sick of listening to >>67 that they buy front row tickets to a comedy show where they use every trigger word ever written, and they invent new ones.
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>>14 Thats why we hand pick and screen each person we choose to browse.
I would get a Japanese BBW to be my girlfriend.
This isn't the necrobump thread. BANISHED TO THE TANSINN CHAMBER!
I would commision mousepad.moe to create a Hayama Miyabi mousepad.
Why commission anybody when you can become the greatest mousepad tycoon alive!
I would fund a study to determine the qualities of a great mousepad.
Patient was a no-pay. If you've ever gone in for a small, simple procedure and been horrified at your bill, it's because your procedure took five minutes but the birthing of Satan's placenta took two hours -- and she pulled a dine-and-dash. Healthcare workers genuinely want to help people, but nobody works for free.
You shouldn't. You won't be able to aim consistently during the maneuvers that require gear shifting. And no one will take you seriously if you have a "sporty" car without manual. Plus, if your car isn't sporty and doesn't have a dedicated driver (who isn't you) in it, then it's pretty lame anyway.
I don't think you quite understand the thrill of the feeling of manoeuvring the head of a shaft any time you want to change speed.
Oh I understead the thrill of manoeuvring the head of a shaft alright.
13% of pop.
33% of rapists
38% of mass murderers
49% of murderers
56% of serial killers
Those who call transmissions "tranny" are mentally ill.
started his own professional wrestling business at age 18 and went on to become a real estate investor. Currently he is a pundit who covers political news and current events.
No, thank you.
Yes, thank you!
Yes, of course I have!
Hero? NOT!!! This "so-called" hero is a PRO HORSE SLAUGHTER, he is involved with the Untied Horsemen AKA untied mass horse murdering, and all they care about is feeding humans TAINTED POISON HORSEMEAT! Don't give this blood thirsty killer any kind of credit for anything he does until he changes his views on horse slaughtering!
The urbanisation is mindboggling. People live in huge skyscrapers that grow around large railroad hubs. They combine business, market and living districts. The majority of population is between the hammer and the anvil, that being railroad tycoons and farmers. Some people die without ever stepping outside.
Roads to these cities are mostly used by villagers who choose sturdy and easy to repair vehicles. They are filthy rich, nonetheless, without them big cities would descend into disorder and rule of the strongest within days.
Railroad is the fastest way of travelling, but an incredibly costly one - maintenance and greed taking their toll. There is a railroad lobby that assures monopoly by campaigning about the dangers of oxidane or thwarting development of flying machines behind the scenes. And inability to make even a single good landing strip isn't helping it to grow beyond small agricultural aviation.
What is it like in the universe where love blooms on a battlefield?
This THREAD must be interrupted right now. The greatest is and will always be .wpk.kp, the brilliant revolutionary gift from the Eternal General Secretary's unlimited wisdom‼
Gonzo did it. It flopped mid-season. It caused massive riots because fans wouldn't stand for such an impure fan-service-filled display of their favourite characters, and the general populace didn't understand it and wrote it off as some porn that took forever to get to the action. The chaos caused by this anime resulted in a few assaults, one murder, at least one arson and countless broken windows and overturned cars.
ZUN was accused of becoming a sell-out. He had to give a sincere apology and work extra hard on the next instalment in order to restore faith in him. This eagerly-awaited game still hasn't been released to this day. Rumours are that ZUN have been seen in bars all over Japan often in contradicting, physically impossible times. It's a mystery!
What is it like in the parallel universe where everyone speaks with unique kyara-gobi?
There are seven billion people in the world, so you'd think that it takes everyone hours to finish a single sentence, but since there are so many different syllables in commonly-spoken languages we can uniquely identify everyone in three syllables-degeso!
What's it like in a world where the people prefer hexagonal lcd displays to rectangular ones?
( ί -ί) We're approaching 2,000 unhappy posts.
( ί -ί) One moment they praise you. The next moment they're criticizing you like you're worthless.
( ί -ί) Grocery stores which open later on weekends to spare their employees some misery, accomplishing only that the employees who work the weekend days get special treatment and causing me misery because I walk to them when they regularly open, full oh contentment because I can do some shopping, go back home and make a nice breakfast without rushing... only to find them closed for another 90 minutes.
( ί -ί) All shops only open during work hours in the week, meaning people who work full time must wait until the weekend to go shopping.
( ί -ί) Not being able to have meaningful conversation with anyone
Get new friends, there are several anime that will help you with this
( ί -ί) Plenty of petty drama is going on, but then you notice your favourite number approach. You start planning. You dig around for that cute little piece of SJIS. It is still on your hard drive. You think of something cool to post along. Then you wait. F5 F5 F5.
( ί -ί) Zero hour, post counter is at 195! You write the post, give it a second glance, punch in the captcha. You click "More options...", set the formatting to "Text Art"... "Reply".
You have crossed the Rubicon.
( ί -ί) But the "name" field is empty. You forgot your tripcode. The number becomes meaningless. Your browser reloads the page. A chill goes down your spine. Your SJIS "graphic" is all broken. You open one browser, another... It is not a font problem.
( ί -ί) The inner light, the serenity of mind... destroyed in a fraction of a second.
I don't know what your SJIS was supposed to look like, but it looks fine to me.
( ί -ί) >>546 use your sadness to fuel the creation of something new
( ί -ί) so many beautiful things have disappeared from the internet
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and they've even gone to the bother of capitalisation for the title, so it MUST be bonkers, right? Right.
Dressed in torn overalls, Mr Sere beat off five other contestants
reformation; revolution; renewal
THE RUINS OF BEVERAST (GER)
NECROS CHRISTOS (GER)
THE COMMITTEE (INT)
BLAZE OF PERDITION (POL)
SERPENTS LAIR (DEN)
SWEATY FROM AROUSAL
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Anonymous 11/21/15(Sat)22:13:22 No.133811506▶>>133832775
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Cheeki Breeki anime when?
I know these guys can animate, and it would probably be depressing and obscure as hell.
Just look at this stuff.
i@MnLj >>998 sell 2 million of Chinese bride to western man! Does not sell western woman to Chinese groom! man woman balance even worse!
>>998 sold me a Chinese bride who divorced me as soon as she got citizenship and hit me with alimony payments. He guaranteed it wouldn't happen with each of the next two I purchased, and it kept on happening.
I am now living in a cardboard box, I cannot see my children, and I am the victim of a particularly poor haircut.
When >>998 goes to a drive-through, he waits until he's at the speaker to decide what he wants and sits for ten minutes while carefully considering each item on the menu.
>>998 held a monopoly on drive through window speakers. He used his monopoly so that those speakers would sound horrible.
>>998 Designed the drive-through signs before drive-thru windows, and made sure they are close enough to, if not on the other side of, the horrible-sounding speaker - all so that new diners to a chain will cause great inconvenience to other people, and he won't be singled out and called to task when he does it out of malice.
poo in a butt.
quality poo in a quality butt
Poo halfway up your but, halfway in your pantsu.
Is this some new meme or something
They all have to start somewhere.
This one starts in a butt.
Explosive liquid poo that is impossible to hold with your butt
Training your butt to be able to hald any kind of poo.
holding a poo in a butt for so long that it becomes dry and hard as a stone.
If you hold butt for >>48 long, it's becomes like holding a dildo in your butt. A that's homosexual. Or gateway homosexual. Beware!