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1: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#19] (215) 2: You are a successful businesswoman (71) 3: ITT the previous poster is a SJW (70) 4: [Winning]ITT we talk about what we would do if we won the Lottery[Wealth] (24) 5: [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 2!] (345) 6: [Quantum theory] ITT we send the next poster to a parallel universe and they tell us about it [go] (394) 7: [Misery] ( ί -ί) Post unhappy things... [Part 3] (549) 8: CTRL+V THREAD! [part Ⅺ] (879) 9: You know, >>73 is kind of a butthead. (962) 10: poo in a butt. (50) 11: [FACTS] Life is too subjective (30) 12: Let's get to 1000 by Oppai Oppai [2] (737) 13: ITT your last google search [PART II] (849) 14: [Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Part II] (185) 15: [Youtube] ™ QUALITY VIDEOS ™ [DQN][Part II] (454) 16: [SOUNDS] DQN ELECTRONICS VOL. 13 [ELITE TUNES] (20) 17: [Contentful] ITT we write down our dreams. [Serialization] [Thoughts] (79) 18: ITT we report on the freaks we see around the 'hood (39) 19: [HISTORY] cracky-chan [SERIOUS BUSINESS] (391) 20: [NOVEL] DQN Shirt Novel [FAIRLY NICE] (382) 21: We seem to have lost contact with the Control Tower [Grinding Noises][Part II] (799) 22: ITT we improve the idea of the poster above. (138) 23: Necrobump this thread! (71) 24: [Meaningful] (₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ ITT we think for a whole day before posting [Profound] (327) 25: Are 0047 and Shii still around? (26) 26: [Game] The i@@@@@@@j of i@@@@@@@j is/are i@@@@@@@jB[From VIP@2ch] (137) 27: [REI] May I take your order? [Part VII] (141) 28: DQN song [PART SIX] (200) 29: I never started a thread before (647) 30: ( ά-ά) Smug Fathead [Annoying] (150) 31: ITT we post as !WAHa.06x36 (28) 32: [READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 4] (490) 33: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#18] (999) 34: FOUND TUPAC.HTML (73) 35: ITT we post when we don't feel like it. (84) 36: the elitist superstructure (6) 37: [60% OFF] Let's get 400 by Subprime Mortgage Crisis! [DISCOUNT] (111) 38: ITT we use DQN as a answering machine (146) 39: ( E-E) Beady Eyes [Thread Derailed] (884) 40: Butt (25)

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#19] (215)

206 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8126 07:12


207 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8126 11:25

Been invited to a selection of lectures on 'Big History' and the 'anthropecene' period by my university. They're asking $45.46 AU for admission. Wondering if I should go.

208 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8126 18:16

Do you find this topic personally interesting or will it help your studies or grade? Are you okay with time and money it will require?

209 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8126 20:15

>>207 Sounds like a scam

210 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8126 23:53

go. $45 is nothing.

211 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8127 02:26

Winter sale is coming, he can buy quite a few games with that kind of money.

212 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8127 02:58


I have to wonder what your budget is that $45 is something you can toss so casually.

213 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8127 07:17

Generally, unless you know, you don't.

214 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8127 16:14

I've been trying to retort to this without sounding insulting but it's impossible. All that post-post-post-post-whatever buzzword lingo is, quite frankly, devoid of meaning. And basically the whole post is a very verbose "I know you are but what am I".
Each time I try to write it I realize who useless it is and you don't sound like a cool person to argue with.

215 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8127 17:06

I bet your glasses are thicker than my thumb.

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You are a successful businesswoman (71)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8114 18:02

You are a successful businesswoman with 20+ years of experience in the field of plastics. You are running late for work. Your worthless but handsome husband is still asleep.

You are in a kitchen. There is a pot of coffee, an orange, and various kitchen appliances and cabinets here. Exits are west and south.

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8122 18:05

throw away your trance collection and replace it all with footwork and jungle.

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8122 19:15

Challenge Susan to a knife fight.

64 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8122 21:22

Teach yourself how to fight with knives.

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 16:23

smoke weed everyday

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 16:59

You spend 15 minutes doing businesspushups until your arms are too tired to do any more.
Your businessstrength has increased!
Your businessstamina has increased!

Taking a break from all this physical activity, you decide to sort through your large collection of trance vinyl in the den. You make separate piles for spooktrance, dream trance, trans-trance, turktrance, goa trance, past trance, trance trance, future trance, trance-fusion, trancetronica, anthem trance, vaportrance, epic trance, tech trance, progtrance, soft trance, hard trance, acid trance, pants trance, trance trance trance, and trance. You quickly realise how ridiculous this is and carry it all to the garbage bin in the garage. It only takes you three trips with your newfound businessstrength.
By carrying your heavy record collection, your businessstrength has increased!
Your businessstamina has increased!
You go online and torrent a bunch of footwork and jungle, grabbing everything from Remarc and DJ Rashad to bbrainz and Ticklish. You pump the tunes.

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67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 22:59

Sparks fly as the knives collide. You and Susan use the sparks to light marijuana joints and chill out. Relaxation +20 Diplomacy +50

68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8125 09:00

We're getting badly off task here!

Run out of the lobby before anyone notices your knife fight.
Lead Susan to the warehouse.
Pee in your BusinessPants and BusinessUndergarments.
Try to pee just enough to soil them thoroughly, without using up all of your pee.
Remove all articles of clothing from yourself and Susan.
Line them up along with the other clothes you found in the lockers, already peed items at the beginning of the line.
Starting at the first unsoiled item, stagger over the clothing at a moderate pace while trying to direct stream by tugging on labia.
Try to manage this so that you can get to the end of the line of clothes as you run out of pee.
Seek to level up Bladder Control and Stream Control during this important exercise.
Ask Susan if he has any moral convictions or reason to live.
If he replies in the negative to both, ask Susan if he is squeamish or respects convention. Also, set the warehouse on fire.
If he replies in the negative, ask Susan if he likes hip beats.
If he replies in the positive, ask Susan to return with you to your apartment.

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69 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8126 18:06

Too late, a small crowd has already gathered to watch the short fight!
Using your newfound diplomacy skills, you try to ask the crowd to stay quiet about what they've seen.
Susan helps by joking, "don't bother calling security...I'm security!"
Miraculously, everyone laughs and agrees not to make a fuss. You pass out joints to some of them.

You sheath your knives and drive over to the warehouse. You force yourself to businesspee in your clothes. You try not to use up all of your pee, but once you start you can't stop. Your bladder control is still pretty low. You and Susan remove your clothes, line them up, and try to pee on them but you can't bring yourself to get more than a trickle. Fortunately, Susan has a larger bladder and manages to get a good amount of pee on all the clothes.
Your Bladder and Stream Control have increased by 30!

Susan thinks for a moment about your question, then answers, "Yeah, I guess I have a reason to live...not sure what it is though. I don't have any morals though." You ask Susan if he likes hip beats. He says yes. You drive back to your apartment, still naked and smelling of pee. You go to the den and lay out some newspaper and a chair for Susan to sit in and put on a footwork remix of "Hip to be Square." He begins to twerk.

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70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8126 23:58

exit without alerting Susan

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8127 15:50

You quietly slip out of the den. You are now standing in the hallway. Exits are upstairs, downstairs (den), kitchen, living room, and outside.

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ITT the previous poster is a SJW (70)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8121 00:09

I can't tell you if >>0 is a man or woman. I don't want >>0 to go an another hour long rant about how "gender is a social construct."

61 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8125 03:03

>>60 is feeling unsafe in this thread

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8125 03:13

>>61 believes that a man talking to a woman or a non-gendered person and/or individual in an elevator or a similarly enclosed device is rape

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8125 15:56

>>62 is not going to put up with your incessant mansplaining

64 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8125 19:24

>>63's idea of vigilante justice is kicking a guy in the balls for manspreading.

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8125 20:59

>>64 hates white men for "ruining everything"

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8125 22:15

>>65 lumps white men into a homogenous grouping

67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8126 00:25

>>66's descriptions of other people all involve bodily excretions.

68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8126 00:30

People get so sick of listening to >>67 that they buy front row tickets to a comedy show where they use every trigger word ever written, and they invent new ones.

69 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8126 20:14

There is no end to >>68 's accusations of bigotry.

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8127 02:22

When >>69 found out beef came from moo cows, he broke into inconsolable tears on the spot.
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[Winning]ITT we talk about what we would do if we won the Lottery[Wealth] (24)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6488 18:05

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15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6510 22:07

>>14 Thats why we hand pick and screen each person we choose to browse.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6512 11:27

>>12 ( ά‿ά)

17 Name: Ϊ€( l ‿ l ),€T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6512 13:31

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18 Name: SMUG FATHEAD : 1993-09-6512 23:02

( ά-ά) >>11 you haven't got the balls or brains!

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6625 17:30

I would get a Japanese BBW to be my girlfriend.

20 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-6625 17:55

This isn't the necrobump thread. BANISHED TO THE TANSINN CHAMBER!

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6915 04:12

[i]irony and happiness[/i]

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8125 22:57

I would commision to create a Hayama Miyabi mousepad.

23 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8126 03:29

Why commission anybody when you can become the greatest mousepad tycoon alive!

24 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8126 23:55

I would fund a study to determine the qualities of a great mousepad.

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[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 2!] (345)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8009 19:42

Patient was a no-pay. If you've ever gone in for a small, simple procedure and been horrified at your bill, it's because your procedure took five minutes but the birthing of Satan's placenta took two hours -- and she pulled a dine-and-dash. Healthcare workers genuinely want to help people, but nobody works for free.

336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 00:17

I prefer an automatic. Keeps one had free for a gun.

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 03:57

You shouldn't. You won't be able to aim consistently during the maneuvers that require gear shifting. And no one will take you seriously if you have a "sporty" car without manual. Plus, if your car isn't sporty and doesn't have a dedicated driver (who isn't you) in it, then it's pretty lame anyway.

338 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 13:54

I don't think you quite understand the thrill of the feeling of manoeuvring the head of a shaft any time you want to change speed.

339 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8125 06:14

Oh I understead the thrill of manoeuvring the head of a shaft alright.

340 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8125 18:48

13% of pop.
33% of rapists
38% of mass murderers
49% of murderers
56% of serial killers

341 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8125 19:57

Those who call transmissions "tranny" are mentally ill.

342 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8125 21:33

So do I, figuratively speaking, if you catch my drift.

343 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8126 20:11

started his own professional wrestling business at age 18 and went on to become a real estate investor. Currently he is a pundit who covers political news and current events.

344 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8126 20:20

No, thank you.
Yes, thank you!
Yes, of course I have!

345 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8126 23:44

Hero? NOT!!! This "so-called" hero is a PRO HORSE SLAUGHTER, he is involved with the Untied Horsemen AKA untied mass horse murdering, and all they care about is feeding humans TAINTED POISON HORSEMEAT! Don't give this blood thirsty killer any kind of credit for anything he does until he changes his views on horse slaughtering!

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[Quantum theory] ITT we send the next poster to a parallel universe and they tell us about it [go] (394)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6377 17:30

>>2 what is the parallel universe when the Sega Master System/Sega Mark III far more popular than the Nintendo NES/Famicom?

385 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7654 06:54

We need to clean things with wet cloths.

What's it like in the world where all the trains run on thyme (and other spices)?

386 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7665 20:06

>>385 Thailand and Mexico have the fastest trains

>>387 What is it like in the parallel universe where Bowser kidnaps Chun Li?

387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7665 21:56

>>386 Bowser's got a lot of bruises, and Mario just does his plumbing job.

>>388 What's it like in the world where all roads are gravel?

388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7789 04:35

The urbanisation is mindboggling. People live in huge skyscrapers that grow around large railroad hubs. They combine business, market and living districts. The majority of population is between the hammer and the anvil, that being railroad tycoons and farmers. Some people die without ever stepping outside.
Roads to these cities are mostly used by villagers who choose sturdy and easy to repair vehicles. They are filthy rich, nonetheless, without them big cities would descend into disorder and rule of the strongest within days.
Railroad is the fastest way of travelling, but an incredibly costly one - maintenance and greed taking their toll. There is a railroad lobby that assures monopoly by campaigning about the dangers of oxidane or thwarting development of flying machines behind the scenes. And inability to make even a single good landing strip isn't helping it to grow beyond small agricultural aviation.

What is it like in the universe where love blooms on a battlefield?

389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7789 09:14

Adolf Hitler is considered the sexiest man in history, alongside Napoleon and Alexander of Macedon.

>>399 What is it like in the universe where shorts are called pants and pants are called longs?

390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8125 20:35

>>391 While we're waiting for >>399 to arrive, please tell us, what's it like in the universe where .com isn't a top level domain?

391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8126 00:24

>>390 Glorious is greatest!

>>392 What is it like in the parallel universe where Touhou had its own anime back in 2006. What company animated it? how many seasons did it have? can I have some other statistics.

392 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8126 04:09

This THREAD must be interrupted right now. The greatest is and will always be, the brilliant revolutionary gift from the Eternal General Secretary's unlimited wisdom‼

Gonzo did it. It flopped mid-season. It caused massive riots because fans wouldn't stand for such an impure fan-service-filled display of their favourite characters, and the general populace didn't understand it and wrote it off as some porn that took forever to get to the action. The chaos caused by this anime resulted in a few assaults, one murder, at least one arson and countless broken windows and overturned cars.

ZUN was accused of becoming a sell-out. He had to give a sincere apology and work extra hard on the next instalment in order to restore faith in him. This eagerly-awaited game still hasn't been released to this day. Rumours are that ZUN have been seen in bars all over Japan often in contradicting, physically impossible times. It's a mystery!

What is it like in the parallel universe where everyone speaks with unique kyara-gobi?

393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8126 07:50

There are seven billion people in the world, so you'd think that it takes everyone hours to finish a single sentence, but since there are so many different syllables in commonly-spoken languages we can uniquely identify everyone in three syllables-degeso!

What's it like in a world where the people prefer hexagonal lcd displays to rectangular ones?

394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8126 17:51

>>393 When someone uses a multiple monitor setup, it looks like a bee hive.

>>395 What is it like in the parallel universe where cute is not justice?

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[Misery] ( ί -ί) Post unhappy things... [Part 3] (549)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6859 17:45

( ί -ί) We're approaching 2,000 unhappy posts.

540 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8103 01:15

( ί -ί) One moment they praise you. The next moment they're criticizing you like you're worthless.

541 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8103 12:29

( ί -ί) Grocery stores which open later on weekends to spare their employees some misery, accomplishing only that the employees who work the weekend days get special treatment and causing me misery because I walk to them when they regularly open, full oh contentment because I can do some shopping, go back home and make a nice breakfast without rushing... only to find them closed for another 90 minutes.

542 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8103 14:52

( ί -ί) All shops only open during work hours in the week, meaning people who work full time must wait until the weekend to go shopping.

543 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8103 22:36

( ί -ί) Not being able to have meaningful conversation with anyone

544 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8104 09:42

Get new friends, there are several anime that will help you with this

545 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-8125 20:04

( ί -ί) Plenty of petty drama is going on, but then you notice your favourite number approach. You start planning. You dig around for that cute little piece of SJIS. It is still on your hard drive. You think of something cool to post along. Then you wait. F5 F5 F5.

( ί -ί) Zero hour, post counter is at 195! You write the post, give it a second glance, punch in the captcha. You click "More options...", set the formatting to "Text Art"... "Reply".

You have crossed the Rubicon.

( ί -ί) But the "name" field is empty. You forgot your tripcode. The number becomes meaningless. Your browser reloads the page. A chill goes down your spine. Your SJIS "graphic" is all broken. You open one browser, another... It is not a font problem.

546 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-8125 20:09

( ί -ί) The inner light, the serenity of mind... destroyed in a fraction of a second.

547 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8125 20:25

I don't know what your SJIS was supposed to look like, but it looks fine to me.

548 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8125 20:29

( ί -ί) >>546 use your sadness to fuel the creation of something new

549 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8126 11:15

( ί -ί) so many beautiful things have disappeared from the internet

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CTRL+V THREAD! [part Ⅺ] (879)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 21:56

U+216A (Roman Numeral Eleven) - The Unicode Character Reference
Ⅺ Unicode Roman Numeral Eleven

870 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8117 13:55

>>868 best youtube channel

871 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8117 14:36

and they've even gone to the bother of capitalisation for the title, so it MUST be bonkers, right? Right.

872 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8117 15:32

Dressed in torn overalls, Mr Sere beat off five other contestants

873 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8117 20:34

reformation; revolution; renewal

874 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8118 15:17

875 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8121 11:55



876 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 05:44


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878 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8126 09:59

ƒΝ ƒ¦ƒΓός ƒΖέƒΙƒΓƒΗ

879 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8126 11:11

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Cheeki Breeki anime when?
I know these guys can animate, and it would probably be depressing and obscure as hell.
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You know, >>73 is kind of a butthead. (962)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6994 21:11

Just sayin'

953 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8111 19:10

<#M„DL > >>998 Make Starcraft II Legacy of the Void crash during epic battle! Error message insult kimchi! >>998 more disgusting than pig and Japanese salaryman!

954 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8111 19:17

i@MƒnLj >>998 sell 2 million of Chinese bride to western man! Does not sell western woman to Chinese groom! man woman balance even worse!

955 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8113 13:09

>>998 sold me a Chinese bride who divorced me as soon as she got citizenship and hit me with alimony payments. He guaranteed it wouldn't happen with each of the next two I purchased, and it kept on happening.

I am now living in a cardboard box, I cannot see my children, and I am the victim of a particularly poor haircut.

956 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8114 18:22

>>998 Visits monuments made of stone and ruins them with his jackhammer in various ways. When >>998 went to Thailand, he used his jackhammer to turn statues of Buddha into statues of M Bison.

957 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8124 17:12

>>998 reads Facebook for the articles.

958 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8125 03:16

When >>998 goes to a drive-through, he waits until he's at the speaker to decide what he wants and sits for ten minutes while carefully considering each item on the menu.

959 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8125 05:51

>>998 held a monopoly on drive through window speakers. He used his monopoly so that those speakers would sound horrible.

960 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8125 09:26

>>998 Designed the drive-through signs before drive-thru windows, and made sure they are close enough to, if not on the other side of, the horrible-sounding speaker - all so that new diners to a chain will cause great inconvenience to other people, and he won't be singled out and called to task when he does it out of malice.

961 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8125 19:30

>>998 Designed the Checker's drive through lane so that there would be a shorter line for JDM cars.

I couldn't hear the sound of the drive through speaker because >>998 was drifting his S15 Silvia through the opposite lane.

962 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8126 04:16

>>998 has insatiable thirst for braking fluid.

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poo in a butt. (50)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5921 23:53

poo in a butt.

41 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8088 15:41

quality poo in a quality butt

42 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8088 19:43

Poo halfway up your but, halfway in your pantsu.

43 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8101 16:01

Is this some new meme or something

44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8101 16:15

They all have to start somewhere.

This one starts in a butt.

45 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8116 21:38

Explosive liquid poo that is impossible to hold with your butt

46 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8117 10:32

Training your butt to be able to hald any kind of poo.

47 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8119 12:25

Training your butt to be able to hold any quantity of poo.

48 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8126 00:35

holding a poo in a butt for so long that it becomes dry and hard as a stone.

49 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8126 01:58

If you hold butt for >>48 long, it's becomes like holding a dildo in your butt. A that's homosexual. Or gateway homosexual. Beware!

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8126 23:49

>>49 has poo on fingers.

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