>>777 tricks celebrities into joining a vegan religion by parting with a wad of cash.
>>777 Invented a cure for the Ebola virus, but he only uses it on himself. Even if you offered him 10 billion dollars for the cure, he would not sell it.
If you spell a website's name incorrectly, >>777's domain parking company will redirect you to the worst porn on the internet.
>>777 De-activated the activated sludge at the wastewater treatment plant.
I had dinner with my lesbian crush, so I'm pretty happy! Long live unrequited love!
carefully place a condor on your penis
A story about tulips.
Lick this toad to turn it into a multi-coloured space horse w/ both sets of human genitals
I've been busy for a couple of weeks. Nothing seems to have changed here since. I enjoy that.
Air pressure sucks.
I shouldn't have gotten drunk AND high, but society tells me it's okay to do so on a Saturday night!
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>watching Shrek 1 for the first time in a long time
>little brother starts watching it too
>little brother says "its awesome"
>even though its halfway through
>parents come in the room
>they turn off the tv while we were watching Shrek
shrek is oni
Shrek vs. Ao Oni
( ´_⊃｀) I will fucking sue you for that.
( ´_⊃｀) I thought of going to China to marry a wonderful woman. Then, I saw this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_G4S8Kws8o
They became as annoying as American women!
( ´_⊃｀) Why are aircraft engineers given science degrees, yet they fail to make seatbelts that fit? Every time I fly, someone has to find an extension for my seatbelt!
( ´_⊃｀) Why not make a seatbelt that is already long enough for people to use?
( ´_⊃｀) This thread is offensive to me as an American. I will be submitting a petition to the White House to have it removed as well as telling all ten million of my friends on Facebook about this insulting and damaging site. I won't rest until my feelings are vindicated and everyone who disagrees with me is made to suffer.
( ´_⊃｀) I'm glad that there will be a Disney park in Shanghai, China. Chinese tourists piss me off.
"total crap, but I enjoy it"
You guys are boat fags! And need to get blown up by frags! So, now grow up and Get A life from Met Life I know rick got one...pat...
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Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein isn't the monster. Wisdom is knowing that he is.
Shit I was going to say that. Oh well. Seriously, MrCreepyPasta you should tell us where you get this awesome pics and what they're called so we can find them and use them to freak out our grandma's... Or at least so I can scare my grandma. She has it coming; She always pinches my cheeks and calls me "Princess Fancypants" in front of my friends and gives me nasty oatmeal cookies instead of chocolate chip ones and I don't know how but those oatmeal cookies always tasted stale even if Grandma had just baked them. Seriously!
Just remember: Impractical female outfit? Sexism against women as a male power fantasy to assume a fantasy. Impractical male outfit? Sexism against women as a male power fantasy to assume a concept. Practical male outfit? Sexism against women as a male power fantasy to assume the role. Practical female outfit? Sexist against women because male power fantasy to have violence or strife against "normal-looking" women.
At first I misread the title as "Formica Necrophilia", and I thought to myself "What is this about? Fucking dead bodies on plastic countertops?"
In case that doesn't distract her enough, do a strip tease for Cassandra.
Do more tease than strip.
Let Cassandra know the meaning of that black hole song earlier by introducing her to the Crotch Void of Doom.
Just on the off chance your previous answer of "gjiuvn" wasn't quite sufficient to satisfy Mecha Alexei's yes or no question, you clarify with a comment of "jxey". He nods cautiously.
That gazebo is, you conclude, clearly the source of all your suffering. You exit via the broken window to the terrace outside, raise your hands to the sky and spend all your mana on summoning an immense sphere of flame. Unfortunately, you only have enough mana to summon a 3.15m diameter fireball, but it'll have to do. You stand for a moment, holding it above your head like Atlas holding the heavens, then cast it towards the little building on the other side of the garden, ready to commit it to complete oblivion.
"No!" shouts Mecha Alexei, rushing out from behind you, a moment too late. The two of you - and Jacqueline's clone, behind you - watch in silence as the roiling, incandescent orb arcs towards its destination. Watching carefully, you notice a diminutive figure leave the gazebo before impact; it would be silly to think that you could've caught Cassandra unaware with an attack like that.
Your projectiles strikes the building with an explosion, larger than you would've expected, with rooftiles and former pieces of carpentry launched tens of metres into the air. Mecha Alexei lets out a heartrending wail. "Oh god! You... you destroyed it all! We were so close, and you...!" Without warning, he grabs you from behind by the throat, both hands clenching hard onto your trachea. You struggle, but cannot effectively employ your espada ropera or ceremonial stone knife from your position, nor can you use arcane methods as you have just expended all your mana.
Shapeshift eyes into Pecten oculi (eagle eyes) so that we can perceive blinding light safely.
remember the basics of CQC
Throw a meter-sized fireball in the direction of Cassandra's crotch and whatever is emerging from it.
Throw several dozen 1-mana fireballs in a V-formation towards Cassandra and use telekinesis to make them all converge on her head.
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Flesh Gordon, similarly, started as a porn knockoff of Flash Gordon, but the director was so proud of the special effects that he cut it down to an R and released it in theaters.
Am I talking to my own nicks alone in this enormous chan of Idios ( Not Intels or AMD ) inside chans.
I went on www.hardbones.cum and looked around, when I found this video called Skeleton Porn. I clicked on it and this is how it went...
This skeleton was humping a lamp, when his skeleton girlfriend came in. So started to sweat, and he turned around and looked at her. He said "fuck me, NOW!!!" And she said... "okay".
They pounced at eachother and started to smash their bones against each other. They moaned and came. But then a bomb was set off, and they both DIED.
It was HOT MOTHA' FUCKA!
BTW, You're Next!
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on."
The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now."
The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!"
His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
MANKO is Pink positively!!! those who consider -- soon -- the -- you stop thinking and become precocious? It is to MANKO of good arrangement which ripened when Pink also had. Don't you think that it is young and MANKO of tightness of Pink is better, and doesn't it become precocious? Such a thing cannot be found! The direction of ripe MANKO manipulates MANKO freely and makes CHINKO ascend to heaven in the highest. It is as !? about the ability to declare [ why ] that that is right. That is because it actually experienced! It is being able to say, since the highest MANKO sex of a someone else's wife and 熟女 was experienced. If it has a sex, it will be decided that the more pleasant one says! By all means, please experience.
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I wish I got more Japanese dating spam.
I keep getting followed on Twitter by what is either a Japanese girl looking for a sex friend or someone pretending to be a Japanese girl looking for a sex friend. The account keeps getting deleted but they just keep following me again. I think they're following me because I have so few other followers. That's pretty clever if you think about it. Because I have so few followers I'm more likely to notice when the number increases, even if it's just by one, and thus more likely to go to "her" account to see who followed me.
That said, even if I wasn't entirely certain that meeting up with the owner of the account would be a good way to get mugged/taken to a love hotel and raped on camera, it's not like I could go see her that easily. I don't live in Japan.
I seriously doubt IRL meeting is the end goal of any spammers, too risky. It's usually blackmail or money wiring scams.
For the first half of this I kept expecting it to turn into a screamer.
Kind of liked it, though, but I'm not sure why the "modern art" guys are depicted as Nazis. Didn't Nazis oppose that type of stuff?
Yeah, they did.
I didn't think the men in the film were supposed to be Nazis. I don't speak German so I have no idea what they were talking about, but it seemed they were discussing abstract artistic concepts. I saw it as a sort of comedy to have manly militaristic men creating and discussing a kind of art that is stereotypically reserved for "sensitive" types. It could also be a metaphor for how abstract art took over the art world by force.
Yeah maybe they were just meant to be generic military guys, I mainly inferred "Nazi" from the one very SS-looking hat.