The Elitist Superstructure of DQN @ 4-ch

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1: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#21] (373) 2: [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 2!] (802) 3: [Contentful] ITT we write down our dreams. [Serialization] [Thoughts] (168) 4: ITT we hate on things that are easy targets (606) 5: [Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Part II] (335) 6: What are you listening to? [CONTENTLESS][MUSIC] (49) 7: [Youtube] ☆ QUALITY VIDEOS ☆ [DQN][Part II] (575) 8: [Not into the whole thing]( ゚ m゚)Standard 4-ch user [VIP] (210) 9: [Misery] ( ゚ -゚) Post unhappy things... [Part 3] (581) 10: ITT your last google search [PART III] (46) 11: Please, do not be unkind to the small robot. (12) 12: CTRL+V THREAD! [Part Ⅻ] (244) 13: Lame Confessional [LAME] [#2] (324) 14: ITT the previous poster is a SJW (160) 15: ( ´ω`) GRANDPA☆THREAD ADVANCE (55) 16: shitty fucking poetry night (309) 17: Things the elitist superstructure finds distasteful (42) 18: ITT the previous poster is a panda (966) 19: ITT we solve the question above us [Part 6] (639) 20: ( ゚ ー゚) Post mildly uplifting things (504) 21: FOUND TUPAC.HTML (81) 22: ITT we report on the freaks we see around the 'hood (53) 23: ( ・-・) I wouldn't say this if this wasn't an anonymous board... (733) 24: OH MY GOSH LIFE TOUCH (12) 25: ( ⌒-⌒) Smug Fathead [Annoying] (152) 26: ITT the previous poster has a largely useless superpower (488) 27: Here the fur comes (4) 28: The snarky apparition (2) 29: [CENSUS] Post once in this thread so we can count the number of DQNs [COOPERATION] (45) 30: [IRL] Let's meet up! [4ch] (35) 31: [NOVEL] DQN Shirt Novel [FAIRLY NICE] (466) 32: Yesterday, I went to Yoshinoya... (306) 33: When are YOU going to move out of your mother's basement? (8) 34: [Music] ITT We Come up With Names for a Band [Wordplay] [Cool] (14) 35: [Really Long Song] Title [キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!!] (81) 36: ( ・-・) Beady Eyes [Thread Derailed] (907) 37: ITT we say heretical things [HERESY] (11) 38: ITT we post links to ILLEGAL websites (32) 39: [READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 4] (519) 40: [( `ハ´) ] Darkpa's Garden Party [ Party ] (652)

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#21] (373)

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364 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8337 14:29

high culture but like the culture of being high on drugs

365 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8337 16:56

Hey, culture

366 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8337 17:33

The only two disabilities are a bad attitude and multiple sclerosis.

367 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8337 19:23

post your current brain

368 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8337 19:25

I lost an entire word and am not ashamed of that.

369 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8337 21:14

I just want to do maths forever.

370 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8337 21:16

High structure.

371 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8338 09:36

Every startup ever:
"Let's offer a cool service for free and make money off premium users!"
"Nobody's paying for premium...Let's make the free service crappy so people have to go premium!"
"Where did everybody go :("

372 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8338 18:45

You got that Evernote's changing email too, huh?

373 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8338 20:32

Touchscreens are objectively worse than keyboards in every possible way.

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[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 2!] (802)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8009 19:42

Patient was a no-pay. If you've ever gone in for a small, simple procedure and been horrified at your bill, it's because your procedure took five minutes but the birthing of Satan's placenta took two hours -- and she pulled a dine-and-dash. Healthcare workers genuinely want to help people, but nobody works for free.

793 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8337 13:28

As for the pax Romana being only an excuse: Lemme ask you something? Have you ever seen an elephant? Was it in a cage or being ridden by a Carthaginian destroying your town? Thank a centurion.

794 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8337 14:39

I don't want to see the Don become President and see those golden locks turn grey.

God I could only imagine Hillary's reptilian form revealing itself and if Bernie went 8 years he'd probably turn into Skeletor.

795 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8337 17:04

Perhaps we should stop choosing leaders from elite university backgrounds.

796 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8337 17:55

Put the thing for the purpose into the glass. It will be for the admiring of it the thing for size, and also the respect from all those who see.

797 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8337 18:01

It Is Not The EU Philosophy That The Crowd Can Decide Its Fate.

798 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8337 19:04

Is this one of those toys that projects an image of whatever you in it?

799 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8337 20:41

It's from this ancient little Chinese dimestore toy called a Magic Egg. You put it in water and it bloats up to about 3x it's original size.

800 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8338 06:02

Watching anime isn't a cry for attention. It is a cry for help.

801 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8338 08:05

We’re not sure exactly where it started, but it probably had something to do with two people shouting, “Hey! You got your pudding in my ramen!” and “Hey! You got your ramen in my pudding!” And thus pudding ramen was born.

802 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8338 19:23

True Story:

I worked at a Silicon Valley startup that had a break room with all sorts of board games. Twice a day three ladies from the Marketing department would place Jenga and chat for about 1/2 hour. WHen tough times hit, the ladies were fired.

Later when we had a tour of our facility with the customer, he asked why we had Jenga in the breakroom. One of the remaining engineers, out of ear-shot of the customer, joked that's how we could identify whom next to fire.

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[Contentful] ITT we write down our dreams. [Serialization] [Thoughts] (168)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6700 20:39

In the beginning I am running in the forest naked as fast as I can, as if I'm escaping from something. I encounter big swarms of aggressive bees recklessly stinging me on the road but it doesn't stop me. Then I get to a branch and realize that all but one of the stings were actually nails. Strangely, those nails are actually reversed, pointing up with the head inside my skin.
Suddenly, an empty cinema room. I'm standing there, examining the only one of those stings that isn't a nail, and vomitting on it in order to neutralize the poison. The nails are expulsed out of my skin, the scars and the vomit disappear, I take a seat, and people start getting inside the room.
The film starts, and I know even before its beginning it's a sequel to a show I really like (Kaamelott). But that film is fucking terrible, and the only scene I remember is some guy running ejecting nails out of his skin.
Suddenly, I'm in a medieval Europe-styled market next to the forest and a railroad. Someone is with me and goes on the railroad. I tell that person what ey's doing is dangerous and ey comes back. I look at an arcade game in the market and decide to play it. The screen shows a cylindric tower slightly to the left in front of a blue sky with a few clouds, and there are ghosts with their tongues out represented exactly by the same sprite as in the Touhou games for PC-98.
And then I wake up.

159 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8315 16:10

I had this bad dream where the CP spammer of image boards took over the entire internet.

160 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8315 18:40

I had to get to an airport in Cloud City and the only way there was a terrifying curvy road high up in the air. I drove there and decided that next time I would choose a different airport.

161 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8323 08:23

There was a movie based on a true story about a large American Christian family that created a worldwide scandal by turning nudist. It was presented as both a comedy and a drama, kind of like Boogie Nights. In an iconic turning-point scene, the whole family had now adopted a daily ritual of climbing up and down a flight of stairs in a circle, intimately embracing each family member as they passed, sometimes kissing them, and asking them some hippy question about how they were doing. It wasn't intended to be sexual but looked pretty bad from the outside.

During this scene, an instrumental hip-hop remix of Final Fantasy "prelude" music played. It was really good and I could swear I had heard it before, but after I woke up I searched all over the internet for something like it and couldn't find anything good.

Anyway, during the staircase scene, a child that was part of the family's booming daycare business stumbled into the unlocked house early. She cried out, "Mommy, what are they doing?" Mommy came in and saw everything, and was appalled. As mommy announced she was going to tell the world and began to storm off, the mother of the Christian nudist family shouted after her, "Sure, go ahead and tell everybody! And forget all about what our family did for the Jewish community during the war!"

162 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8325 09:00

I was in a library. In the next room over, Nanahira was signing autographs and I really wanted to go get one and to talk to her, but I was too nervous.

163 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8325 10:22

I had a dream I had enough money to buy a case for my phone.

164 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8325 22:38

I was in the neighbourhood I grew up in. First, I was at the shop. I can't remember what I was doing there. I walked down the street into a grassy area down the side of the neighbourhood. I was wearing metal roller skates or had a bike or something. [I don't think the dream kept it consistent, it was something "special" though, so don't exist. My memory is fuzzy but I may have stolen them with my father within an earlier part of the dream.]

A kid who lived near me as a kid appeared behind a fence and being a sadistic little child, pointed a cruise missile at me. I ran away until I had reached a wall to a different area of houses which kids used to climb on when he fired the missile. I managed to take one metal thing off, threw it aside and ran again. The missile crashed short of the metal thing in the grass, then flipped onto it's nose. I think I ran into some trees when the engine came back on, but speeding through the grass it lost control and went away.

Then I talked to my father. I can't remember what about, but it was in the front garden of our old house. I walked along the road a bit past some parked cars, and then went up past the houses to a [much expanded from real life] grassy area. Actually, everything was expanded, roads were longer and wider, etc, but everything was in proportion. [so no giant houses.]

165 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8330 19:55

I had a dream where I was the star of a movie. This movie was similar to Smokey and the Bandit and Dukes of Hazzard. I drove a 1997 Camaro and a 1987 Mazda RX-7.

166 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8338 16:10

I was at some kind of supernatural lake area. There was a giant squid and an unidentified sea monster, but both were frozen in the lake. I drove a semi truck with faulty brakes backwards through the woods for a while before ending up at a girl's house and talking to her through the window. She told me not to offer to take her to the lake, so I didn't, and she looked disappointed. Then she told me not to ask to use her shower. I caught on and asked her. The dream ended with me in the shower.

167 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8338 18:31

I had just gotten a new job working directly with the millionaire owner of some nebulous business along with a bunch of suckups. This millionaire dude had a flair for the dramatic, and on hearing that two of his other employees were getting married, put all us newbs to work to make that wedding the most romantic thing possible.

Everyone else put out, hiring the horse & buggy, finding the perfect band, and all that shit. He was elated with all of them, and then asked me what I did. I said, "My job." and pointed to a wall of screens showing off a new, fully automated web security system fending off a huge cyberattack from somewhere in China.

Fucker fired me for not being a romantic like him. I woke up as I was on my way out to burn his mansion down.

168 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8338 19:05

I had a dream I was at an arcade, and at the back of the arcade there was a hockey themed slot machine. After using the machine multiple times I won a magical hockey stick. It was a glowing radioactive green, and was incredibly heavy. The next thing I knew I was in a hockey arena, and was playing hockey with the stick. I scored a lot, and all my goals involved me doing some sort of trick. After the game I ate some bad cheese and crackers, and got food poisoning.

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ITT we hate on things that are easy targets (606)

1 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5201 18:33

IE is a crappy web browser.

597 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8320 00:35

Are you sure they weren't saying "obtrusive"?

598 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8320 21:05

They had thick Nottingham accents so the 'a' was distinctly such. Plus the girl that actually said it raised her voice a bit to do so, and put emphasis on the word ("that's a bit abtrusive, isn't it?") so there's no doubt she was trying to sound like she understood this non-existent word.
I don't remember the context but my best guess would be somewhere between "obtuse" and "abusive", perhaps attempting to convey the meaning behind the former after hearing it this one time, but only remembering it as a word similar in form to the latter.

599 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8334 18:31

If you smoke recreational weed outside Colorado or Washington, why do you think making guns illegal will make them go away?

600 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8334 23:02

It's not an all-or-nothing situation. Compare the number of pot smokers in Colorado and Washington to the general population.

601 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8337 19:39

>>600 I'm drawing a comparison because recreational marijuana smoking is illegal outside those states, yet people do it. How can someone constantly do something illegal and think that by making something illegal that it goes away?

602 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8337 21:38

I don't think stricter regulations would make guns go away, I think they would lead to fewer people owning guns and killing themselves or others due to impulse or accident. Admittedly gun control wouldn't have done anything to stop the Orlando shooting and I'm kind of embarrassed by people who argue that it would.

603 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8337 23:09

>>601 Who are these people that think making something illegal makes it go away? Are there really people who truly think that?

604 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8338 02:49

I think there should be more controls on who can own guns and less controls on which guns can be owned. So, if you can pass a background check and a basic mental health exam and aren't a terror suspect or something you ought to be able to own whatever guns you want.

605 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8338 16:10

A gun is a tool, and its sole purpose is to kill. Bad people who want guns will always be able to get guns whether they're legal or not. Then less-bad people want a gun to defend themselves, but by defending yourself like that you get blood on your hands, so you also end up in the fiery pit. To improve as a species we should be moving past these base, primal killing instincts. If someone breaks into your home and is about to shoot you, take it like a man instead of shooting him like a little bitch.

606 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8338 18:46

I think since democrats are more likely to kill innocent people with guns, where republicans are more likely to use them for sport hunting and self defense, only republicans should be allowed to own guns.

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[Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Part II] (335)

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What are you listening to? [CONTENTLESS][MUSIC] (49)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7133 00:06

Share what you're listening to and help others find good music based on genres.

Appaloosa - Travelling

Genre: Jungle/Oldschool DnB

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7221 20:51

Firefly opening on repeat

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7407 15:53

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7408 03:37

i've had my earbuds in for three hours without listening to anything, i just feel naked without them

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47 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8294 21:48

I find they're good at deflecting strangers when I'm out in public. Makes me less anxious.

48 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8298 08:52

Autechre - elseq 1-5

Genre: IDM / Glitch / Weird noises

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[Youtube] ☆ QUALITY VIDEOS ☆ [DQN][Part II] (575)

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[Not into the whole thing]( ゚ m゚)Standard 4-ch user [VIP] (210)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4955 03:09

 ( ゚ m゚) I'm not into the whole creating a thread thing.
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201 Name: Λ__Λ  ( ゚ m゚)  (   ) : 1993-09-8303 00:26

 ( ゚ m゚) I'm not into the whole reading a whole thread thing.
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202 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8303 01:36

 ( ゚ m゚) I'm not into the whole thing.
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203 Name: ( ゚ m゚) : 1993-09-8303 04:25

I'm not into the whole text art thing.

204 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8304 04:51

 ( ゚ m゚) I'm not into the whole misusing the quoting function thing.
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205 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8336 05:58

 ( ゚ m゚) I'm not into the whole being able to think of something to post
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206 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8336 07:37

 ( ゚ m゚) I'm not into the whole "constructive criticism" thing.
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207 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8336 10:19

 ( ゚ m゚) I'm not into the whole EU thing after all, apparently.
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208 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8336 16:34

 ( ゚ m゚) I'm not into the whole unelected fuckers in Brussels making laws for me thing..
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209 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8337 15:48

 ( ゚ m゚) I'm not into the whole autocracy in the continent where democracy originated thing.
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210 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8337 19:05

 ( ~m゚) I'm not into the whole spreading political propaganda on internet message boards thing.
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[Misery] ( ゚ -゚) Post unhappy things... [Part 3] (581)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6859 17:45

( ゚ -゚) We're approaching 2,000 unhappy posts.

572 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8177 18:24

( ゚ -゚) No one invites me to parties any more.

573 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8177 22:21

( ゚ -゚) I keep mixing up the "[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 2!]" thread and the "[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#19]" thread.
( ゚ -゚) I hope nobody has noticed.

574 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8178 16:57

( ゚ -゚) no matter how much care I put into the way I look, I'll never actually be a girl.

575 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8178 19:20

( ゚ -゚) War... war. War never changes.
( ゚ -゚) War never. Changes war. Never changes.

( ゚ -゚) War.

576 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8178 20:47

( ゚ -゚) Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes, turn and face the war.

577 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8179 17:04

( ゚ -゚) i gotta pee but i dont wanna get up

578 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8179 17:25

( ゚ -゚) Bottles of piss lying around my room, the mark of the hikkimori

579 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8179 18:14

Have you checked it's not... magical loli oni piss?

580 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8336 12:58

( ゚ -゚) Some power-douchemode cunt thought it was a good idea to give a country half-full of fuckwits free reign to display their ingorance and xenophobia, and now you can only spend 2009JPY before hitting the (already shit-ass low) £15 import tax threshold.

581 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8337 17:53

( ゚ -゚) "The sun is the same in a relative way but you're older. Shorter of breath and one day closer to death."

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ITT your last google search [PART III] (46)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8289 23:10

kikuko inoue mgs

37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8333 17:04

textboard vip

38 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8333 22:08

チモシー ラップ

39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8333 23:36

I learned that when I googled it. It's also divisible by 17.

40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8334 14:02

rero rero gif kakyouin

41 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8334 22:53

"poverty moé"

42 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8334 23:28

anti bullying robot

43 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8335 15:23

red dwarf new series

44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8336 07:17

how to deal with loneliness

45 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8336 08:44

seal fate daggers build vanilla

46 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8337 16:57

edward bernaise

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