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1: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#18] (237) 2: ITT your last google search [PART II] (757) 3: [Youtube] ™ QUALITY VIDEOS ™ [DQN][Part II] (394) 4: SAoVQ Refugee thread (219) 5: All of DQN Let's goto VIP! (29) 6: [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 2!] (132) 7: CTRL+V THREAD! [part Ⅺ] (706) 8: ( ί ƒŽί) Post Happy Things (Part Four!) (501) 9: [Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Part II] (140) 10: We seem to have lost contact with the Control Tower [Grinding Noises][Part II] (677) 11: Lame Confessional [LAME] [#2] (293) 12: [Time travel]Answer the question of the person below you! PART TWO! (578) 13: You know, >>73 is kind of a butthead. (921) 14: ( ί °ί) Post mildly uplifting things (483) 15: Demanding from the next poster (847) 16: [Misery] ( ί -ί) Post unhappy things... [Part 3] (498) 17: THE KING gay experience (3) 18: ITT we report on the freaks we see around the 'hood (15) 19: ITT you have worn armor, a rusty dagger, and amnesia (441) 20: [CYOA] Choose Your Own Adventure! [Collaborative] (101) 21: [QUALITY]DQN'S favourite words (191) 22: [REI] May I take your order? [Part VII] (126) 23: ITT We invent new fetishes and subfetishes [Sexuality] [Explicit] [DQNcoins] [Game] [Wow] (24) 24: Necrobump this thread! (66) 25: ITT We kill the poster above us [FIGHT] [DQN] (42) 26: [Contentful] ITT we write down our dreams. [Serialization] [Thoughts] (63) 27: ( E-E) I wouldn't say this if this wasn't an anonymous board... (682) 28: Black man is the master now (3) 29: ITT we pretend to be from Latvia. (8) 30: Was this ban DQN quality or fail Quality (6) 31: y“ϊ–{‚ΜƒLƒ`ƒKƒC’p•”zƒGƒ‹ƒrƒX”ς’Ήy²“‘F•v‚S‚PΞz (413) 32: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#17] (999) 33: Random Songs of DQN [Poem?] [Music?] (2) 34: ITT we hate on things that are easy targets (523) 35: ITT we post as moot#faggot (170) 36: (-_-)‚Α-~ Smoking Thread [PART 1] (27) 37: ITT prove the previous poster is a faggot (37) 38: [GAME] Nomic Thread [RULES] (70) 39: [Health] ITT the previous poster is grotesquely obese [Fitness] (12) 40: ITT: The Soft Bigotry Of Being Cummed Inside (78)

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#18] (237)

228 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8039 20:33

My eyes are seeing balls.

229 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8039 21:02

gases blowing through my anus

230 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8039 21:16

I accomplished nothing today.

231 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 02:03

I am taking an online course in--well, it doesn't really matter what the topic matter is. There is an instructor who communicates with us via a webcam and microphone, and a chatroom in which the students ask questions.

It depresses me very badly to notice that no one else appears to have the faintest interest in the subject matter. They're in the military and new regulations said they had to have technical training in this field, and their commanders told them they had to do it in order to keep their billets. Or they're some other kind of government worker.

And the questions they ask in class, when they can be bothered to notice or take part at all, are generally terrifyingly stupid and indicate to me that they do NOT belong there.

But let me give you an example. Imagine that it's a class for auto mechanics. And there's one guy in the back who keeps interrupting the instructor to say "But I want the car to run on orange juice, isn't there some button I can push to make it do that?" And "If I paint the car a different color that will make it able to fly, right?" And "What's a wrench?" and "What are wheels?" Half the students in the course are asking questions like that. I'm facepalming so hard I now consider myself lucky I didn't accidentally shove my entire arm through my head up to the elbow.

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232 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 03:24

dqn needs a dark background with white text pagestyle for late night browsing

233 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 05:59

if we're coming up with the most obtuse translations possible then why not ―•²\ŽšŒRl’B

234 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 06:01

re: people who insist on calling part 4 "diamond doesn't crash"

235 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 06:38

Are we a Karass or Granfalloon

236 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 10:25

That sucks >>231-sani= ₯ ƒF₯=)
Something similar happened to me when I was living the NEET life, in order to keep getting my dole the jobcentre forced me to go on a call-centre training course (when I signed up I said I would be happy doing any work, just not a call-centre). It was literally "Okay, this is a computer, and this thing is a mouse, and you use it to move the pointer on the screen. Find the thing called Microsoft Word! We use this program to write letters and things." So it was 3 days of typing example letters from a book into Microsoft Word then printing it.

Now, there were a couple of older guys who I could understand would benefit from this (they asked things like "How do you drag something, do you just click it and hold it?") but on the 4th day of the 5-day course we had to write about what kind of experience we had, and our ambitions etc. The tutor read about my computing degree and work experience and was like "...oh! My god, this all must be quite insulting for you? Why are you even here?"

Everyone on the course automatically got an interview at a call-centre a week later; there was a written test as a sort of formality, and though I tried to do badly I got high marks, so I just said sorry and ran away.

237 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 12:12

No damn cat, no damn cradle.

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ITT your last google search [PART II] (757)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 14:54

kamchatka

748 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8039 18:13

“€‰Τ

749 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8039 18:51

"ernie, god of torment"

750 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8039 21:18

How to make gweilos learn chinese so I don't have to learn english

751 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8039 22:19

Tom Landry real

752 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8039 22:34

machine to help read book

753 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8039 22:46

Book guy: maybe you should just try audiobooks.

754 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8039 23:16

most comfortable way to listen to an audiobook

755 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 06:51

sad david tennant in the rain gif

756 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 08:45

pigs in mittens

captcha: sow

757 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 11:47

thermal capacity of banana

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[Youtube] ™ QUALITY VIDEOS ™ [DQN][Part II] (394)

385 Name: tomu : 1993-09-8034 13:47

popop

386 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8035 20:41

387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8035 22:38

388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8035 23:18

>>386 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9swaapalFg I bought this record just because of the front cover

but this is the best https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A7-lclHJxk

389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8037 11:29

390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8038 00:45

391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8038 00:51

>>390
What exactly happened there?

392 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8038 14:18

393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8038 23:15

>>391
Someone was huffing butane lighter fuel to get high, and it ignited.

In the truest DQN tradition, he played stupid games and he won stupid prizes.

394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 02:58

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SAoVQ Refugee thread (219)

1 Name: VIPPER : 1993-09-7998 04:45

We're locked out!

Smoochy-sama didn't pay his bills.

210 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8035 19:39

10 seconds and it's a deal.

211 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8035 19:40

god, sjis art looks fucking horrid there

212 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8035 23:57

>>210
Done.

>>211
The embedded Mona font is disabled now. Didn't really serve much purpose other than increase the pageload tenfold anyway.

213 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8038 15:29

It's been pretty grim this past month.

214 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8038 15:54

Really though how does anyone know what smoochy says or not? I'm sure he does not have a confirmed twitter account or anything.

Is there an archive of the VIPLANTUS thread anywhere?

What's to be done with the current VIPTRONIC works?

215 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8038 19:28

>>214
VIP-QN ELECT-TRONIC
The first SAoVQ - DQN collaborative album

216 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8039 05:24

How would that work? Most VIP songs were original where most DQN songs were from threads.I suppose you'd make the DQN sample first and then remix it VIPSTYLE.
BY OUR POWERS COMBINED: A new album! (DQN-kun returns from his 1-month retirement)

217 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 00:12

>>216 Plenty of songs on DQN Electronics were originals were they not?

218 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 01:27

I'm still firmly of the opinion that we should call the next DQN ELECTRONICS album DQN ELECTRONICS VOLUME TEN to add to the confusion of there being a Vol 2010 and Vol 10[citation needed] already.

219 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 01:35

>>218
I get it, as in "set the volume to ten" rather than "the tenth volume"

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All of DQN Let's goto VIP! (29)

1 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4638 23:46

20 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4786 06:04

>>19‚ΝVIP‚Ι‘¬‚­‹A‚Α‚½•ϋ‚ͺ‚’‚’

21 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4786 08:15

R(L[M)Ɂ@‚ν[‚’I

22 Name: !/MPEnIS/.s : 1993-09-4786 08:23

R(L[M)Ɂ@‚ν[‚’I

23 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4786 11:27

I went and invaded VIP. I think. There are no new posts there since yesterday, and I think it's same here. So I believe I have invaded both here and there.

24 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4786 15:42

I tried to invade VIP then I got a one-hour ban for posting too quickly.

25 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5253 11:51

Hello, I'm bumping threads with DQN or LOL in the title.

26 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5253 18:43

27 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5253 18:47

wwwww

28 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5255 03:12

I think Daddy Cool is a pretty cool guy. eh has beady eyes and doesn't afraid of anything.

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 00:42

VORUDEMOTO

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[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 2!] (132)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8009 19:42

Patient was a no-pay. If you've ever gone in for a small, simple procedure and been horrified at your bill, it's because your procedure took five minutes but the birthing of Satan's placenta took two hours -- and she pulled a dine-and-dash. Healthcare workers genuinely want to help people, but nobody works for free.

123 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8038 17:31

I was thinking about this the other day, and I concluded that the reason we don't, by comparison, see nearly as much explicit Mario hentai, is because hardly any of the principle characters are animals.

124 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8038 17:47

you're right. I am making fun of something I don't understand. I originally assumed Generation Assburgers latched onto sonic during their childhood and, having no real human friends in either school or adulthood, populated their dreams and fantasies with blue fucking hedgehogs and assorted furry abominations.

I assume you know differently.

125 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8038 22:28

I'M SICK OF SEEING THIS FUCKING DEAD KID.

EVERY NEWS SITE. EVERY IMAGE BOARD. EVERY NEWS CHANNEL.

MY ORIGINAL SYMPATHY IS NOW TURNING INTO HATE. DON'T MAKE ME HATE THIS DEAD KID BUT I WILL IF I HAVE TO KEEP SEEING THIS FUCKING PICTURE PLASTERED EVERYWHERE.

STOP THE FUCKING WORLD, A KID DROWNED. BREAKING NEWS FUCKERS: KIDS DIE ALL OVER THE WORLD EVERY FUCKING DAY.

126 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8039 09:06

Is evolution also phasing out genitalia? We speak English not Estonian or Tagalog with its lack of articles and gender. Not Latin or German with its neutral gender. Phasing out words and replacing them with newspeak to fit our new genderphobic paradigm is an exercise in foolishness. I don't need someone's political sensitivities on display when all I want is my waiter to get me a glass of water.

127 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8039 12:56

"In our society today it is absolutely NOT OK to question my choice of ... gender fluid"

Gender fluid? On a hot dog? shudder

Oh, that kind of hot dog.

128 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8039 13:06

I think it's been years of watching 17 grandchildren drown their hot dogs in catsup that's put me off it. Most of them just eat the weiner and what I scrape into the garbage is a revolting bunch of soggy, bloody-looking buns.

129 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8039 13:26

It's funny how catsup and ketchup can sound the same and mean the same thing, but it could have different meanings.

130 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8039 15:09

if i choose .in domain will google send visitors only from india?????????

131 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8039 23:31

>That's why there were only two women in the entire trilogy.

They were trying to get shit done in the original trilogy.

132 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8039 23:46

>>126
We're all redundant now there's sperm in the bone marrow
Penis is obsolete, a rusty ornament
A PlayStation One, a vintage collectible
With an unenthusiastic performance
I can see panic, I can see panic, PANIC
Y chromosome makes a useless companion
You want a mechanized, independent cock
You want a mechanized, independent cock
Superior and disembodied
Castrated from guilt and male notions of love
D.I.L.D.O.N.I.C.S.
We can provide assisted paroxysm
All we provide is employed paroxysm
D.I.L.D.O.N.I.C.S.

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CTRL+V THREAD! [part Ⅺ] (706)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 21:56

U+216A (Roman Numeral Eleven) - The Unicode Character Reference
Ⅺ Unicode Roman Numeral Eleven

697 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8037 17:13

>>696
REEEEEEE FUCKING GAAAAIIIIJJJIINNNN GEEEETTTT OOOUUUUUTTTT

698 Name: Soviet Russia!lM51PoudCg : 1993-09-8037 22:28

>>695
RIP /z/ ;_;

699 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8037 22:28

’ʐM–h

700 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8037 23:09

Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

701 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8038 16:32

>>693 what kind of American car do you dream of owning?

702 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8038 16:43

>>701
Something with reclining leather seats, that goes really fast and gets really shitty gas mileage!

703 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8039 01:49

2015-09-03 20:11 >>> kurva connected from Grésy-sur-aix, France
2015-09-03 20:11 >>> vita connected from Grésy-sur-aix, France
2015-09-03 20:11 >>> Winfrey connected from Hornsby, Australia
2015-09-03 20:11 Winfrey killed kurva with UT_MOD_LR300
2015-09-03 20:11 vita killed kurva with UT_MOD_G36
2015-09-03 20:12 Winfrey killed vita with UT_MOD_LR300
2015-09-03 20:12 vita says: listen fuck off or I will fuck all your family
2015-09-03 20:12 <<< Winfrey disconnected

704 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8039 12:33

Now do it do

705 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8039 20:25

706 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8039 23:16

„…„u„~„„„

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( ί ƒŽί) Post Happy Things (Part Four!) (501)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 20:54

( ί ƒŽί) Optimism!

492 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7919 16:32

( ί ƒŽί) Summer starts in four hours!

( ί -ί) but I have an evidence exam to take first.

493 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7929 09:25

( ί ƒŽί) Waking up with the sun!

...after years of being a night owl.

494 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7932 03:33

( ί ƒŽί) Replacing the battery in a Game Boy game! Pokemon Emerald uses a 1616 battery FYI.

495 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7932 08:53

( ί ƒŽί) Dreams with a happy ending!

496 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7941 20:43

( ί ƒŽί) Watching fun movies with friends!

497 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7942 18:28

( ί ƒŽί) Getting a new gaming mouse and Razer Taurtarus to play FPS games!
( ί ƒŽί) Using them to play FPS games from over 10 years ago!

498 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7942 19:33

( ί ƒŽί) Racing the chili dog home!

499 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7962 19:06

( ί ƒŽί) Continuing my meaningless existence!

500 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7963 09:08

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) 500GET!

501 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8039 19:56

( ί ƒŽί) A small fluffy dog jumping up to snuggle between you and the armchair arm!

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[Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Part II] (140)

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We seem to have lost contact with the Control Tower [Grinding Noises][Part II] (677)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7715 22:52

Previously:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1341413503/

For a moment you stand, perfectly still, in the half-light of the laboratory, listening to the slow, steady tapping of the two sets of footsteps as they draw ever closer. Somewhere in the building a clock strikes twelve, the deafening sound reverberating through everything around you. The footsteps stop. Without meaning to, you hold your breath.

>>/994
As it may well be your last opportunity, you lunge forwards, grab the computer monitor and tear it from the wall. The cable pulls taught and snaps at the base in a shower of sparks. The lights go out, plunging you into complete darkness. There is a startled yelp from the North, most likely from Mecha Alexei.

>>/995
Fearing Cassandra-chan may be planning to ambush you from the darkness, you strike out wildly in every direction. You accidentally bump into a workbench, knocking several pieces of glassware to the ground, where they shatter. "Who's there? Show yourself!" demands the voice from the North. Despite the assertive tone, their voice is clearly shaking.
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668 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8035 19:00

Continue Masturbation!!!

669 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8035 19:45

poop

670 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8036 23:18

>>664
Tearing away the fourth wall like tissue paper, you turn to face the reader and tell them that at the end of a long, tiring day of murder and evil, you like nothing better than a cool, refreshing bottle of Tentacle Grape brand soda. The sensation of that sugary purple elixir slipping deep inside you is second to none. You express hope that the reader will soon be joining you in the slimy, acetabuliferous grip of Tentacle Grape's customership, before pulling a bottle of the said substance from behind your back and taking a healthy swig. You exhale loudly, flash the reader a winning smile, and wink exaggeratedly.

The approaching undead tentacle monster, perhaps unappreciative of your disrespectful portrayal of her kind, grabs you by every limb, lifts you from the ground, dangles your head into her enormous toothy mouth, and bites down hard. Your neck is severed entirely.

GAME OVER
Deaths: 28

(Continuing from most recent saved game: >>663)

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671 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8036 23:37

Apologize to Continue-chan.

672 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8037 02:29

Hand over the bottle of Tentacle Grape as a peace offering.

673 This post sucked.

674 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8037 17:12

The only thing standing between you and a satisfying poop is this tentacle monster and all of these supposed allies.

It's simple, crush the head and spine of the girl at the center of the tentacle mass.

675 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8038 23:51

>>671
"I-I'm sorry, Continue-chan!" you stammer. You aren't sure what you're sorry for; she's the one trying to kill all of you, after all. She continues to hesitate where she is, tentacles aquiver. Jack Aaronova and Theodore are similarly frozen in place, not daring to take their eyes off her. Alexei and Jacqueline escape up the northwest tunnel and disappear from view. Aaron and Conundrum-chan alternate between staring at you expectantly and watching Continue-chan for signs of movement.

>>672
You find in your left hand a vaguely suggestively named carbonated beverage which you don't remember acquiring. You stare at it dumbly for a second. What is it? Where did it come from? Why is it in your hand? At any rate, the name seems portentous. You step forwards cautiously, holding it out in one hand. Continue-chan makes a high pitched wailing noise and smacks it violently from your hand with one swing of a tentacle. It flies across the room and shatters against the wall.

The same tentacle returns in a backswing and strikes you in the upper body. You are thrown aside to land, on your back, in the water between two pods. You are slightly winded, but only your pride is seriously hurt. Continue-chan, still screaming, advances towards Jack Aaronova. She, in turn, holds her ground, gripping her ceremonial knife readily.

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676 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8039 00:32

Command Continue (or whoever else might be banging on the door) to halt in the name of Yoghurt-Sweettooth.

677 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8039 06:05

Sing merrily, "We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!"

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