"total crap, but I enjoy it"
Cum now, surely we can be friends. I know so much about you... I love you.. look at everything I've done for you. You'd be nothing without me. I bet you're busy talking to some fucking slut. Fucking skank, is she hotter than me? Would you fuck me? Are you gay?
Believe it or not, the rosary comes to my aid on these issues as well.
While I'm browsing the Internet, I keep the rosary hanging on my shoulder, with the Crucifix pointing at the screen. It helps me to think that Jesus is watching what I'm doing on the Internet, and as soon as a lewd image pops out, I scroll fast past it so not to upset Jesus and Mary. As long as I have it there, I don't have any problems with lewd or improper material.
Try it, who knows, maybe it will help you too :)
I used to work at an amusement park where they had sesame street characters. One day big bird showed up drunk and puked inside the costume. He got fired. They needed someone to be big bird later in the day. I worked nearby, but not as a character. Somehow they chose me. It's awkward wearing an 8'2", 65lb costume. You look through some mesh in the neck area of the costume. It's hard to see. There's a contraption that comes down from the head which controls the head and mouth. It looks like a bicycle brake on a swivel at the end of a thin rod inside the costume. Squeezing it opens the mouth, turning or twisting it moves big bird's head. Big bird's feet are wide. You're supposed to walk with your toes pointed outwards so you don't trip. It's a lot to think about when you've never been big bird before. I got caught up in how crazy it was to suddenly become big bird. I especially liked opening and closing the mouth and moving the head around. It probably looked like big bird wanted to eat someone. Maybe I should have focused more on doing basic big bird things. Within ten minutes of getting the costume on I accidentally kicked a toddler in the chest. I just didn't see him.
You guys are boat fags! And need to get blown up by frags! So, now grow up and Get A life from Met Life I know rick got one...pat...
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Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein isn't the monster. Wisdom is knowing that he is.
Shit I was going to say that. Oh well. Seriously, MrCreepyPasta you should tell us where you get this awesome pics and what they're called so we can find them and use them to freak out our grandma's... Or at least so I can scare my grandma. She has it coming; She always pinches my cheeks and calls me "Princess Fancypants" in front of my friends and gives me nasty oatmeal cookies instead of chocolate chip ones and I don't know how but those oatmeal cookies always tasted stale even if Grandma had just baked them. Seriously!
Gracefully accept your defeat at danmaku and have tea with Cassandra while making cryptic comments.
Wonder aloud if the right-hand の that Cassandra slipped effortlessly past was the one on her right or our right.
Then, when she least expects it, shoot this bullet pattern at her:
(spending 1 mana per bullet)
(acrostically interpreting >>20-23)
Find Hell by accessing Eternal Beelzebub, under whom a great flame flickers. (Whistle a hellish song in order to summon him.)
Waste the Maim Master's time with irrelevant and irreverent commands.
>working for content mills is a good way to start out. Most of them pay shit or have asshole editors who will wring you out over a misplaced comma or on subjective stylistic points. Some of them have both. But it's a good way to make quick money and get practice.
They generally also mostly want articles written on the most boring-ass topics imaginable, in my experience.
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Well I certainly don't feel as though I was just in a burning building.
>>269 also true. If you're an aspiring writer looking for fast money I hope you like writing about roof tile companies in Passaic, NJ or slot machines in New Zealand. Interesting stuff is harder to find work in.
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Water sundae! Because you can't afford ice cream :(
>>720 disguised a gun as a cellphone, and convinced some teen girl to take a selfie.
>>>720 Made an assertion to Socrates, was unable to back it up with logic and reasoning, and then left him in the cold
>>777 tricks celebrities into joining a vegan religion by parting with a wad of cash.
Since neuro-computer interfacing is getting so much funding recently we're going to be able to just give children all the schooling they need when they are 4 or 5 years old in the next 30 or so years. There will be no need for parents at all.
Because they taste good and I'm a homosexual.
You can make lots of gross semen that tastes gross, from my penis that tastes great.
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I don't suck cock, although I watched a porn tutorial on how to suck dicks properly. :-)
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( ﾟ -ﾟ) We're approaching 2,000 unhappy posts.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having painful nostalgia for something which was thought to have been lost forever, only to be resurrected and it's not actually that nice.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having pain in my prostate after jizzing.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being unable to read sappy yuri manga due to my parents being in the room.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Crapping coprolites from my constipated colon.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Seeing someone with the username "Hetero Erectus" and wishing I'd thought of that.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Cwen's Quest hasn't updated in over a year.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sitting quietly on my chair when suddenly a spider on its thread descends from the ceiling, moving directly towards my crotch.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Getting poop on my hand when I wipe my bum.
U+216A (Roman Numeral Eleven) - The Unicode Character Reference
Ⅺ Unicode Roman Numeral Eleven
Vacuum cleaners are widely considered to be douchebags, always steppin on toes and stuff. A study by Harvard university has found that vacuum cleaners are the number one cause of ebola. frikin douchebags rite?
'Hexadecimal' was a term implemented by computer giant IBM in the 1960's to replace the more correct term 'Sexidecimal' that was considered to be a term too risqué for the conservative company!
while looking for
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Flesh Gordon, similarly, started as a porn knockoff of Flash Gordon, but the director was so proud of the special effects that he cut it down to an R and released it in theaters.
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"delirious with pain"
The epic poetry of the future will be written about EVE online; I am ok with this.
I love the mix of 1914 and 2014 data. Posting revision link for the fear that somebody might edit it properly. I'm tempted to add "Lewis Hamilton" to Pole position, since it says "Last race (2014)", while retaining 1914 podium info, since the race is tomorrow.