The Elitist Superstructure of DQN @ 4-ch

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1: [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#21] (899) 2: ITT your last google search [PART III] (128) 3: [Youtube] ™ QUALITY VIDEOS ™ [DQN][Part II] (612) 4: [Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Part II] (381) 5: TRIPCODES ARE DQN QUALITY (47) 6: [FUNNY][HAHA] ITT we make a DQN joke [HUMOROUS][PART IV] (35) 7: [PART II] ITT we make up DQN fun facts [CITATION NEEDED] (56) 8: CTRL+V THREAD! [Part Ⅻ] (345) 9: [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 2!] (974) 10: ITT We (56) 11: ( E-E) I wouldn't say this if this wasn't an anonymous board... (745) 12: ITT we solve the question above us [Part 6] (658) 13: Japanese dating spam is the best spam! (62) 14: ITT the previous poster has a largely useless superpower (500) 15: [funeral] Mittens is dead ( ί ƒŽί) [ god bless] (9) 16: Hello I am Korean (35) 17: [READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 4] (549) 18: You know what? Fuck >>53 [GROUP DISCUSSION] (44) 19: [♥] ITT we tell the previous poster we love them [‚Ε‚κ‚Ε‚κ] (33) 20: „‹(`„DL„‹) WHY???? (393) 21: ITT the previous poster is responsible for global warming. (193) 22: ITT The previous poster is responsible for worldwide obesity. (100) 23: ITT we say heretical things [HERESY] (12) 24: [Health] ITT the previous poster is grotesquely obese [Fitness] (14) 25: [Time travel]Answer the question of the person below you! PART TWO! (647) 26: ITT the previous poster is on Third (11) 27: ( E-E) Beady Eyes [Thread Derailed] (909) 28: Demanding from the next poster (848) 29: [Part IV] ( EƒΦE) Clonepa [Crap ass] (762) 30: Yesterday, I went to Yoshinoya... (307) 31: Lame Confessional [LAME] [#2] (326) 32: [VIOLENCE] ITT we decide who would win the fight set up by the poster above us (172) 33: ITT we use DQN as a answering machine (148) 34: ITT the previous poster is a panda (986) 35: Only prime numbers may talk (432) 36: ITT we think up new ITT threads. [META] [Shark jump] (338) 37: ITT we hit on neko-chan (16) 38: [DQN] Post without thinking [Shitty thread] (221) 39: Please, do not be unkind to the small robot. (13) 40: ITT ANOTHER GAY THREAD FOR FAGS AND LITTLE GIRLS (28)

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#21] (899)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8289 04:39

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Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
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#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/

Post too long. Click to view the whole post or the thread page.

890 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8401 03:20

I hate question marks.

891 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8401 03:24

Lewd things

892 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8401 03:27

Why Tom Hiddleston though?

893 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8401 04:27

Sorry for not being here.

894 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8401 09:22

se se se se

895 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8401 11:02

soi soi soi soi soi soi

896 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8401 11:34

Alice is a nice name, I would give it to my hypothetical future daughter if it weren't forever associated in my head with autism, lolicons, and autistic lolicons.

897 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8401 11:55

kids sucks

898 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8401 12:36

I'm going to name my firstborn either Kabuki Quantum Fighter, or Cool Boarders 2

899 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8401 14:38

the next curve is a sharp one

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ITT your last google search [PART III] (128)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8289 23:10

kikuko inoue mgs

119 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 00:10

checking ethernet connection

120 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 00:12

420-69-1337 social security number

121 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 08:31

–ΦŒΓεό

122 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8399 09:47

"what a beautiful boy" in jewish

123 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8399 10:37

cuddling simulator

124 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8399 19:06

maga hat anime

125 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8400 16:39

The Mandarin with Lantern Corps rings

126 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8400 22:51

enslaved Japan

127 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8401 05:44

old ladies who look like hillary clinton nude

128 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8401 11:57

why you can't have sex with a dog - even if the dog doesn't try to bite you.

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[Youtube] ™ QUALITY VIDEOS ™ [DQN][Part II] (612)

603 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8384 14:01

604 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8391 14:03

605 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8391 17:44

606 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8392 06:17

607 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8393 15:09

608 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8395 01:32

609 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8395 03:48

610 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8395 17:17

611 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8399 21:40

612 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8401 10:22

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[Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Part II] (381)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7927 20:09

372 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8392 21:09

373 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8394 16:45

375 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 08:54

376 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8399 01:38

377 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8400 10:17

378 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8400 11:30

380 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8401 10:21

381 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8401 12:37

>>380 there's a good video tour of this somewhere

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TRIPCODES ARE DQN QUALITY (47)

1 Name: !Fw45a/UHX6 : 1993-09-4781 19:45


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@@@@@@@@@@@ _@ /( [ŽO] )R ::^
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38 Name: ™‚s‚q‚h‚o‚e‚`‚f™@!ktVTaTVKUw : 1993-09-8399 22:46

It's hip to trip!

39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8400 00:17

@@@@ ,Κ,,,Κ
@@@@(,,₯ƒΦ₯)@@moreliketripgays
@` @‘(_ ίTί
.@@@ @ί~ί

40 Name: !uBbSYZCywY : 1993-09-8400 09:32

Hi, can I post here?

41 Name: !dwwGO6uks2 : 1993-09-8400 09:36

@@@@@@ ,Κ,,,ʁ@@
@@@@@@(,₯ƒΦ₯,)@@Yes >>40 That'll be $20
@@@@@@‘(_ ίTί @@
@@@@ @ @ί~߁@@

42 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8400 12:04

We should change our to be Andrew or something, that way, that name would be the new Anonymous

43 Name: Andrew!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-8400 12:59

>>42
I reckon, some of us might actually be Andrews, thus they would be de-anonymized and forced into "name-fagging". However, I, myself, am ready.

44 Name: Andrew!9FAe6.3fps : 1993-09-8401 00:43

Maybe Andrew could be the default name for the imageboard?

45 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8401 07:21

>>44 I don't think so Tim

46 Name: Andrew!ZkRoUEBozs : 1993-09-8401 08:52

>>45
How did you know my name...

47 Name: !uBbSYZCywY : 1993-09-8401 09:21

>>41
I put the money in the paypal, when can I expect to be given access?

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[FUNNY][HAHA] ITT we make a DQN joke [HUMOROUS][PART IV] (35)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8396 12:13

Previously:
http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1156478826/
http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1156548439/
http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1156551472/

A >>5, a >>6 and a >>7 walk into a bar. The >>5 asks the bartender for a >>4, to which the bartender replies ">>8"; the >>6 then asks the bartender for a >>3, to which comes the reply ">>9". Finally, the >>7 asks for a >>2, and the bartender says ">>11". "But >>10!" protests the >>7, to which the bartender replies - wait for it, you're going to love this one - ">>12"!

Hahaha, now is that a funny joke or what?

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8399 14:59

Hitler is served some drapes, the VIPPER is served some botched-together CSS, the dokyun is served today's special, and the loli is served a fancy hearing cake with extra baby juice, whereupon the loli pouts and says haughtily "

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8399 15:08

But then, Hitler says - wait for it -

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8399 16:10

The bartender, shocked, says "Well, I just thought you'd like this better than what you actually ordered!" The VIPPER, dokyun and loli, on reflection, agree that actually what they were served was better.

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8399 16:19

"My genocide crusade begins here."

THE END?

30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8399 16:23

Onii-chan, tell him!" she insists, tugging at the dokyun's sleeve. The dokyun proceeds to angrily call the bartender a bastard son of a panda.

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8399 16:27

Okay, so a dokyun, a VIPPER and a loli walk into a bar, right? Sageru style broken html is ordered by the VIPPER, while the dokyun goes for an extra-large with extra sauce and the loli orders a Breakfast of Aristocrats. "Hitler did nothing wrong," says Hitler. "And I don't like drapes." He then orders a bowl of grapes. "One ball of drapes coming right up, Mr Hitler" says the bartender. "No, I said <i>grapes</i>! With a G!" Hitler is served some drapes, the VIPPER is served some botched-together CSS, the dokyun is served today's special, and the loli is served a fancy hearing cake with extra baby juice, whereupon the loli pouts and says haughtily "I did not order the fancy hearing cake! Onii-chan, tell him!" she insists, tugging at the dokyun's sleeve. The dokyun proceeds to angrily call the bartender a bastard son of a panda. The bartender, shocked, says "Well, I just thought you'd like this better than what you actually ordered!" The VIPPER, dokyun and loli, on reflection, agree that actually what they were served was better. But then, Hitler says - wait for it - "My genocide crusade begins here."

THE END?

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8399 16:47

Hahaha, >>31, you're amazing! It's even better than the first one!

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8400 18:32

Ohhhhh booooooy! Not agaaaaaain?!?!??

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8400 22:04

I don't get it. Can you guys explain the joke to me? Guuuysss??

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8401 04:36

It's a reference to gSwan's Wayh. If you haven't read that, you probably won't get it.

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[PART II] ITT we make up DQN fun facts [CITATION NEEDED] (56)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6920 12:09

Previously: http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1176024772/

Each serving of DQN provides 170% of your daily allowance of love.

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7276 02:40

The aborted 3D sequel to Commander Keen, which eventually became DOOM, granted the player full raygun ammo and an Atomic Pogo Stick upgrade upon entering the cheat code IDDQN.

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7393 17:59

On the seventh day, God didn't actually rest. He created DQN instead.

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7393 22:54

It has not been conclusively proven that browsing DQN isn't the meaning of life.

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7394 01:00

RAND corporation still maintains their test-MUD, developed in the 60s to demonstrate decision theory, as the Digital Query Network, most commonly known by its public-facing initialism, DQN.

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7394 01:15

DQN backwards is VIP.

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7395 22:55

DQN has a 100% mortality rate.

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7399 08:45

DQN was in fact created on September -60225, 1993
All threads were contributed to by mail and compiled in monthly journals

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8400 18:25

"DQN" is a pangram in more than forty different languages.

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8400 23:32

DQN has begun as a quarterly digest catering to young gentlemen. It provided various useful tips on style and etiquette, compiled lists of interesting facts and curiosities and responded with valuable advice to the mails of its keen readers.

As the subscriber base grew - whilst some writers and editors were getting themselves and the magazine in legal trouble, while science couldn't keep up with discoveries and inventions - the incoming mail portion grew in size to the point of taking the entire volume, the editors finally walling themselves off, hiding behind "the views do not necessarily reflect..." disclaimer and letting the readers advice each other. Thus saving a hefty sum with every issue that became monthly.

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8401 00:29

The integral from -x to x of DQN is always 56.

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CTRL+V THREAD! [Part Ⅻ] (345)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8212 17:58

CTRL+V THREAD! [part Ⅺ]

336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 10:50

an English occultist, ceremonial magician, poet, painter, novelist, and mountaineer.

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 16:16

: his clients committed suicide at a rate that would have alarmed a man armed with less robust self-confidence.

338 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 23:08

is7X8ThzzMC7CL2VtAvd

339 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 23:27

Congress always wants to do away with paternalism. So it has a policy designed to do away with Indians. If there are no Indians, there cannot be any paternalism.

340 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8399 05:27

342 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8399 17:55

Cute things

343 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8400 02:21

The DQN Board meets on the second Saturday of each month (except July), and is open to all interested DQN members. The meetings are held at the Aerospace Union Hall.

344 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8400 12:30

The Japanese government will launch a project to improve medical services in the Russian Far East, as part of the eight-point assistance initiative shown by Prime Minister Shinzo Abe to Russian President Vladimir Putin in May, sources said Monday.

Tokyo and Moscow will set up a consultative body to be joined by senior officials to materialize the Abe-pledged cooperation in the medical sector and start a field study in the Far East region this autumn to improve medical services and build a hospital with cutting-edge Japanese technologies there, the sources said.

345 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8400 22:58

Holy mother of Arceus.

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[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 2!] (974)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8009 19:42

Patient was a no-pay. If you've ever gone in for a small, simple procedure and been horrified at your bill, it's because your procedure took five minutes but the birthing of Satan's placenta took two hours -- and she pulled a dine-and-dash. Healthcare workers genuinely want to help people, but nobody works for free.

965 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8397 12:30

//This is a quick JSON parser I made that doesn't work on all cases, just the necessary ;*

966 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8397 21:43

i1942652 	a really big integer of over 1 million bits.

>>965 can surely only end well wwww

967 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8397 22:31

Interesting idea. Having that in mind loli vampires can be seen as the western bourgeoisie, notably with a strong French feeling as a nod to the the French Revolution in 1789, which signaled the beginning of global capitalist dominance in the 19th century. In fact the Scarlets' intrusion into Gensokyo is reminiscent of historical process of colonization by the Europeans during the Victorian Era, during which the colonial superpowers were not only invading and conquering less advanced states, but also exporting their own traditions and customs in an attempt to ``spread the civilization''.

In EoSD this process is represented by the Scarlet Mist Incident. The reason for starting it was quite trivial: Remilia wanted to feel comfortable during daytime, which could not be achieved with the omnipresent sunlight, but her initial idea to deal with that problem required forcing the native inhabitants of Gensokyo to conform to her foreign personal standards. This act of selfishness bears a striking resemblance to the diplomatic incidents during the Victorian Era caused by the violation of cultural taboos by the westerners, such as the Namamugi Incident. Ultimately, only a strong resistance by the Gensokyo natives forced the intruders from SDM to recognize them as their equals rather than inferiors, paralleling the recognition of Japan as the Great Power following the Meiji Restoration.

968 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 00:26

>argh I come from a foreign land, giveth thine women unto me
>not so fast essai we'really getting riggity wreck'd by this trollsquid
> aite famalam let me at it
>he ripped its arm off the absolute madman
>thine women, fair Dane?
>kek, try the bottom of the lame
>if you saith so, companion, though it is a strange place to storeth thine maidens
>my god, what is that abomination, I had best destroy it with this conveniently located magical ax
>beowulf has returned! he has killed the trollsquid's mother
>then he shall be king

Right here, OP.

969 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 06:18

Age is just a number. Prison is just a word.

970 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8399 20:41

Those insidious white supremacists!! They may be hiding amongst you! Lock up your daughters and female-identifying sons!

971 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8399 20:45

Those insidious white supremacists!! They may be hiding amongst you! Lock up your daughters and female-identifying sons!

972 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8399 20:46

Huh. Didn't mean to double post that one. The page refused my captcha so I thought it didn't get through.

973 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8400 15:19

Dream of potatoes

974 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8400 17:09

buddy, they wonft even let me fuck it

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ITT We (56)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6274 16:47

um....

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7209 08:19

I quit. I'm leaving. Stop wasting my time.

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7209 13:11

>>47 no wait stop I...I

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7209 13:14

I have something very important to say!
... No, that's not right.
I have something to say!
That's not it either.
...
I say!

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7209 16:10

>>49
We have something to say! We!

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7209 20:52

>>50
What is it? Spit it out!

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7595 15:35

Oh, I had to... um... what was it...

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8395 03:45

Well, what if we just... uh...

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8398 22:25

SOMEBODY SHOW US THE WAYYYYYYY

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8400 03:39

Ehhhhh....urhahahh......ohehhhhhhhhhh.ehuahahioahrhhhhhheuuiueroohhh...

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8400 09:35

@@@ Θ,,Θ@ Θ,,Θ@@@@@"What do we do?"
@Θ (LEƒΦE) (EƒΦEM) ΘΘ
(@LEƒΦ)@‚t) ( ‚Β‚Ζ Ι(ƒΦEM )@@"Maybe we uhhhhh..."
b@‚t (@@LE) (EM@@)@‚Ζ Ɂ@@@
@‚•-‚• il @@ ) (@@@Ιu-‚•@@@@"Oh man."
@@@@ ‚•-‚•'.@‚•-u'

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