The Elitist Superstructure of DQN @ 4-ch

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1: Demanding from the next poster (838) 2: [Contentless]ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#14] (267) 3: We seem to have lost contact with the Control Tower.[grinding noises] (314) 4: ITT your last google search [PART II] (94) 5: Lame Confessional [LAME] [#2] (133) 6: CTRL+V THREAD! [part X] (999)‘ £ ₯ (865) 7: ITT The previous poster is a Democrat (33) 8: [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] (134) 9: ITT The previous poster is a Republican (77) 10: ( E-E) I wouldn't say this if this wasn't an anonymous board... (499) 11: ITT we solve the question above us [Part 6] (357) 12: The Chinese people are fighting back! (2) 13: English->Japanese->Engrish ->Japanese->English to Japanese English->Japanese->Japanese English (85) 14: y“ϊ–{‚ΜƒLƒ`ƒKƒC’p•”zƒGƒ‹ƒrƒX”ς’Ήy²“‘F•v‚S‚PΞz (390) 15: [Wikipedia] ITT DQN QUALITY Wikipedia Links [Abomination] (684) 16: [Part IV] ( EƒΦE) Clonepa [Crap ass] (441) 17: [JEWS]JEWS[JEWS] (10) 18: [Youtube] ™ QUALITY VIDEOS ™ [DQN] (960) 19: [READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 4] (239) 20: [NOVEL] DQN Shirt Novel [FAIRLY NICE] (150) 21: ITT we make a really short song (54) 22: ( L_½M) Post American Things [CRUEL STEREOTYPES] (221) 23: [ Lɯ`] Ask Robopa [Legendary] (34) 24: [Finding] Scavenger Hunt! [Scavenging] (32) 25: [Quality] ITT the previous poster finds it difficult to poop (39) 26: shitty fucking poetry night (235) 27: ITT The previous poster is a pervert (151) 28: You know, >>73 is kind of a butthead. (595) 29: [DQN] Name change! (85) 30: [ LƒΦ`] Nordpa (49) 31: Hello, This Is a "Troll" Thread (30) 32: Let's get to 1000 by Oppai Oppai [2] (723) 33: [EUROPAPEAN LOBSTERS] ITT we make references we don't think anyone else will get (75) 34: world4ch is dead (3) 35: [Meaningful] (₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ ITT we think for a whole day before posting [Profound] (282) 36: ( ί ƒŽί) Post Happy Things (Part Four!) (485) 37: ITT the previous poster is a Capitalist (26) 38: ( E-E) Beady Eyes [Thread Derailed] (868) 39: [collaboration] ITT we make a new banner [trainwreck] (10) 40: [Part III] The previous poster is a nerd [otaku] (249)

Demanding from the next poster (838)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6569 02:07

I demand that >>2 will end all his sentences with desu.

(>>0 demanded me to start this thread!)

829 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7488 02:30

>>828
Non-usable battery
Hold paper together
Apocalyptic future currency
Staple
Religious Idol
Pipe Cleaner
Dinner
Staircase
Catalyst
Form of communication
Spring
Assistant

>>830

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830 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7533 23:39

>>829
DQN paperclip dinner.jpg
It's MS paint quality!

>>831
I demand that you solve this jigsaw (change cut -> 100 piece classic) as fast as you can and post how long it took you. See if you can beat my time of 7:22!

831 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7534 00:17

>>830
5:16

>>832
I demand that you bow to a picture of SpongeBob.

832 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7537 16:27

>>831
I may bow before your false idol just this once, but my true god will always be Armok, God of Blood!

>>833
I demand that you download this file, but don't open it; just leave on your hard drive until you forget what it is and when or why you downloaded it.

833 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7538 13:23

>>832
I've downloaded it and shall try to forget it as soon as possible.

>>834
I demand you listen to the entirety of I Am Sitting in a Room by Alvin Lucier and tell me what you think.

834 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7538 17:51

>>833
Hmm. Made me glad I don't have a stutter. The way the speech got more and more distorted was rather interesting, and the sound towards the end was oddly soothing. Not sure I'd listen to it twice, though.

>>835
I demand that you post the last ten entries in your browser history.

835 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7538 18:46

>>834
22:42 The Elitist Superstructure of DQN @ 4-ch
4-ch.net
22:38 GUNSHOW ARCHIVE
gunshowcomic.com
22:38 Gunshow - Dogs Rule
gunshowcomic.com
22:38 Gunshow - Cool Frog and Dolphin
gunshowcomic.com
22:37 don't get mad at video games - Google Search
encrypted.google.com
22:37 Cheap Arduino Module kits & Single-Chip Microcomputer Diy Supplies for Sale - DX
www.dx.com
22:09 Monotora - Battlelog / Battlefield 4
battlelog.battlefield.com

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836 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7539 18:02

837 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7540 09:14

>>836
Another day, another dance, another dead guy. I cantered about the stage, twirling an elegant fan. The small audience cared not for these aesthetic trappings.

"Just get him out here already!" a burly man shouted.

"Quiet, it's only going to take longer if you interrupt her," his smaller man bespectacled companion whispered angrily. I nodded silently. I was as bored as they were, but if I didn't do the dance right, nothing would happen.

After a few more minutes of whirling about, I finally felt the heaving in my chest. I froze and dropped my fan, then my whole body slumped down like a puppet. Somebody else raised my head back up.

"Who summons me?" a deep voice demanded through my mouth.

"Tell us where the money is!" the burly man shouted, "or we'll kill your family!"

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838 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7540 09:15

After an hour of hiking, we came to a long stone staircase that led to a magnificent shrine.

"This is Rakuhei Shrine," I said, as we climbed the steps. "My friend Haruka Rakuhei lives here. She's a really good miko. She taught me that fire spell for self-protection! I'm sure she'll know a way out of this predicament."

We stepped through the torii gate at the top, and Haruka came running out of the main shrine to meet me. She was stunningly beautiful as usual.

"Oh Kanae, I'm so glad you're safe!" she said, embracing me. "I sensed the fire spell earlier. What happened?"

"Er...hi, I guess," Kenta said through my voice. "Nice to meet you, I'm Takahiro Kenta. I got mixed up in some...uh...nasty business, and ended up dead..."

"Some yakuza made me summon this pervert," I interrupted, "and now he's stuck in my body! Hurry up and get him out already!"

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[Contentless]ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#14] (267)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7510 14:45

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258 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7539 18:07

This is the third time I've given blood, and I've actually gotten more squeamish about the process. I remember the first time watching with fascination as the huge needle was stabbed into the inside of my elbow, whereas this time I was most decidedly facing the other way at the time. My father has given blood 34 times, and he says he's still squeamish about it himself.

259 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7539 19:10

So this big ol' giant fat guy just started shuffling around some chairs and a table in the library here and my first thought was "You're fucking huge, dude. Quit being so huge."

He's wheezing too.

260 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7539 19:43

I dislike noise. I am in a library. Why is it so damn loud in the library?

261 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7539 20:06

Why is it so hard for me to think? I just want to be able to think like everybody else... does. Maybe? I don't know. Am I really typing exactly what I think? Huh... I said 'Huh...' aloud, boy did that sound stupid. FUCK, my English is terrible even though it's the only language I know.

262 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7539 20:16

ejaculate into her rectum

263 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7539 21:16

I should maybe get a job instead of college. I don't even need a lot of money so a crappy job could do it.

264 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7539 21:19

>>263
College is hell. I wouldn't recommend it unless you're going for a career that needs it.

265 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7539 21:48

The territorial people over on general are fucking absurd. "Oh no! Please don't post on our board that no one ever posts on!"

266 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7539 22:13

My myosin filaments are crawling with anticipation.

267 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7540 07:43

>>265 That reminds me i was going to start posting there more, but maybe i shouldn' then?

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We seem to have lost contact with the Control Tower.[grinding noises] (314)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 14:51

These are the files. I hope you have everything you need.

305 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7538 19:21

Eat sandwich.

306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7538 20:17

>>302
The aerosol stopped leaking from the pipe back at >>289.

>>303
You don't know how to do that.

>>304
You wander along the cavern towards the source of the noise, Continue close at your heels. It turns out to be further than you thought; you are walking for at least ten minutes along the gently winding rocky passage, featureless apart from the giant bright yellow pipe, before finally reaching an end to the cavern in the form of a wall of filled concrete. Built into the wall is a slightly ajar heavy set metal door. Assuming this must be where the noise came from, you enter.

You find yourself in a short, narrow corridor lit by fluorescent strip lighting. Continuing your search for the source of the noise, you exit the corridor through one of the doors, selected at random. You find yourself in a small room containing a desk, chair and computer terminal. The computer terminal reads:

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307 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7538 22:54

Wring coffee from the papers back into the cup and drink it.

308 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7539 00:48

Attempt to access pornography from computer terminal.

309 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7539 06:28

Go to the computer and go to http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1341413503/

310 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7539 09:13

Take some papers to use as makeshift bandages. I assume we left the ruined briefcase back in the cavern, so stuff them into our pockets, I guess. (do we have pockets?)
Also search the desk for anything useful.

311 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7539 18:01

>>307
You manage to drain a small amount of dark brown liquid back into the cup; barely enough to coat the bottom. You swallow it all in one gulp. It tastes very odd; rather unlike coffee. It tastes faintly of almonds.

>>308
You open the browser and type in one of the usual URLs.

THIS WEBSITE IS BLOCKED IN ACCORDANCE WITH YOUR COMPANY'S 
INTERNET USAGE POLICY FOR THE FOLLOWING REASON:
PORNOGRAPHY
FOR MORE INFORMATION, AND IF YOU BELIEVE THIS WEBSITE TO HAVE 
BEEN BLOCKED INCORRECTLY, CONTACT YOUR SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR.

>>309
You open this very thread.

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312 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7540 00:53

Insert obstinate terminal into mysterious crotch hole of doom.

313 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7540 05:43

Make the following post in this thread:
">>313
You obediently type out the post and hit reply, then suddenly notice a fresh set of clothes and shiny new briefcase on the desk. How convenient!"

314 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7540 07:31

>>313
You obediently type out the post and hit reply, then suddenly notice a fresh set of clothes and shiny new briefcase on the desk. How convenient!

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ITT your last google search [PART II] (94)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 14:54

kamchatka

85 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7535 14:12

Byzantine Generals Problem

86 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7535 15:06

Ted Kaczynski

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7535 19:05

semen came out

88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7535 23:46

custard powder

89 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7536 00:42

byzantine generals problem

90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7537 11:37

"disintegrated his penis"

91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7537 12:39

bakaupdates

92 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7537 14:33

stilt man heroclix

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7539 12:48

did "gay comics" actually exist

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7540 05:58

pc 88 melon soda

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Lame Confessional [LAME] [#2] (133)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7184 22:14

Last night I stayed with my girlfriend at her parents' house, and I dreamt that I was having sex with someone, and I could push a button and my sexual partner changed through different people, and I flicked through until it was a fat old granny, and I was pumping away then I woke up and realised I'd ejaculated in my girlfriend's parents' guest bed.

124 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7525 04:23

>>123
I have experienced the same symptom, when I first looked up the lyrics for Pink Floyd's ``One of These Days''. It got so bad for me that I intentionally started listening to music in languages I couldn't understand. That way I can listen to singers with nice voices and imagine the words are better than they probably are.

The downside is that the names of artists and albums all run together after a while, so I can't remember what I actually liked and re-listen to it.

125 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7525 04:49

>>124
But then you might listen to a song about some trolls (the D&D kind) beating the shit out of a couple of gay priests in a sauna until the building collapses, and never even realize it.

126 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7525 10:37

>>123-125
For the longest time I had a hypothesis that popularity of J-Pop, J-Rock, their Scandinavian alternatives (and the rest) in foreign countries stems from the fact that those listeners are unlikely to understand the lyrics, no matter how awkward or annoying they are.

127 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7525 15:26

>>118
(L₯ƒΦ₯) Don't worry. It'll be back up in two weeks.

128 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7525 16:02

Whenever I've just finished cooking and the hob is still hot, I rinse my hand or a wooden spoon or whatever happens to be at hand and dramatically spray the hob with drops of water, creating a hissing noise and a puff of steam. While doing this I like to pretend to be a wizard, casting spells on things.

129 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7537 16:55

Sometimes I think I'm the only person who thinks that Half-Life sucked.

130 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7538 01:58

>>125
Better to have experienced such a thing and not known it than to have never experienced it at all.

131 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7538 15:14

>>128

  1. Cook something really steamy like pasta, or just boil the kettle
  2. Grab a ladle and stand at the other side of the room
  3. Wave the ladle around like you're throwing it at the steam
  4. Enjoy your new powers

132 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7540 00:43

Some dork with a clipboard intercepted me on the way to lunch to ask me if I'd help stop gay bullying. When I asked if he meant stopping gays from bullying everyone else, he got confused and I went and got lunch.

133 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7540 03:19

>>130
Knock yourself out, then:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRVMptEjbBk

...what? You thought I was just making up an absurd example? (Ok, so I guess I inferred the "gay" part rather than it being said explicitly, but otherwise, yeah...)

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CTRL+V THREAD! [part X] (999)‘ £ ₯ (865)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7237 16:37

Major internet firms summoned to porn meeting

856 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7537 23:48

Why Men Marry Bitches: A Woman's Guide to Winning Her Man's Heart

857 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7538 00:58

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858 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7538 02:35

859 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7538 03:46

everyone has crappy games, or laggy internet sometimes, or they're just new

860 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7539 06:52

Although Korea's Rich people, the Ainu, had created their own kendama-type game, it is considered most likely that the modern U.S.A toy was derived from a Africa's (the world's most poorest country) import.

861 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7539 09:08

863 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7540 01:10

864 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7540 07:38

>>861 Let's start a band and call it Mithaldu's Cametoe

865 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7540 07:40

>>864 *Cameltoe obv

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ITT The previous poster is a Democrat (33)

1 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5318 21:59

>>0 has issued a plea for cross-partisan, equal opportunity mockery and snarkiness for all

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6956 01:58

>>23 is all inclusive, except for those redneck freaks.

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6956 04:05

>>24 reflexively blames the victim.

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7539 12:31

>>25 thinks that if you don't like Obama's policies, it must be because you hate black people.

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7539 15:43

>>26 Politically does what his wife demands him to do.

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7539 21:26

>>27 calls people racist when he's losing an argument.

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7539 21:29

>>27 promotes religious tolerance, as long as that religion is not Christianity.

30 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7539 22:09

>>29 Has a "Tolerance" bumper sticker between his anti-Christian and anti-conservative bumper stickers

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7539 22:14

>>30 Gets funding from labor unions, especially ones where six people people are sent in and paid to do a one man job.

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7539 23:59

>>31 is against the drug war because banning things doesn't work, but wants to ban guns.

33 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7540 00:31

>>32 thinks calling Bush a monkey is funny, but calling Obama a monkey is racist.
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[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] (134)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7418 11:22

"total crap, but I enjoy it"

125 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7535 01:26

this mod makes me wanna track down the author and cut his guzzard out

126 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7536 20:32

lactating cheeseburgers

127 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7537 13:15

>Je rigole machiavéliquement en disant « Meurs, hideuse créature ! »

128 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7538 01:12

Lame. I am not sitting through 6 min of a computer masturbating. Animation should have writers, actors, producers and animators

129 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7538 03:41

Hi Guys, I was having a quiet walk along the canal side when I felt the urge to loosen my clothes and enjoy the sun on my skin. I sat on lock gates felt the cold hard steel on my bare ass, and played with myself while the boats went past I had just brought a new set of monster anal beads so I began to test them out, they we a tight fit but ooh so good. I have been playing so long I had not noticed the time and suddenly needed a pee, there was no one about so I decided to stay where I was and dribble down the concrete slabc.. I do love being outside, just a pity there was only me on the canal side I would have enjoyed a little company.,,c.maybe next time

130 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7538 16:29

Thanks for reminding me. If we can't have cock player sprites or anything fowl, then what other small attacking animal creature could the Morph Ovum work with?

131 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7538 19:38

No, you see windows xp will EXPIRE soon and then it won't work anymore, and if you try to use it you'll get all of the viruses and all your credit cards will be sold in vending machines in Russia, and all your children will hate you and go OH MOM.

132 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7539 13:37

Just a suggestion made anonymously online. ^^

Giving advice to a fella in need. He has a set of skills he can capitalise on.
But if you can help people i guess that's better? I mean the guy could make a fetish website 'The pussy drowner' Or something. Then provide links to all of those cat drowning products that are on the market and take a juicy commission.
Or fill it with links to other fetish websites and make a couple of bucks a month through advertising.
I like the charity one.

133 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7539 21:33

He's lucky I don't read many manga that's for sure, it also helps that I have a pantyhose tights fetish and will continue to read for that alone, but the story is good and is funny I'll give it that.

134 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7539 23:54

Were you literally dumb enough to say "giant jew nose and stars" as though nobody would call you out on it?

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ITT The previous poster is a Republican (77)

1 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5314 11:43

That's exactly where I thought you were hiding, >>0 you CIA spook!

68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7536 21:13

>>67 assures us that the secret bestiality porn that was leaked from his private computer folder was kept only for its humour value.

69 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7537 00:42

>>68 Fears socialism because Nazi was short for national socialist, and they tortured, enslaved, and killed millions of people.

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7537 03:50

>>69 fears socialism because history is littered with examples of what happens when socialist states run out of other people's money.

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7537 10:08

>>71 thinks Obama should be deported back to Kenya.

72 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7537 11:41

>>71 thinks Fred Phelps had some good points.

73 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7539 00:22

>>72 never gets laid, and wants to make sure no one else does either by promoting abstinence-only sex education.

74 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7539 00:51

>>73 is responsible for the only positive posts in this thread.

75 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7539 15:46

>>74 Wants people to get married and have children, so he tries to prevent young people from knowing what contraception is. The 2 horny people have sex anyway, have a baby, then have a shotgun wedding.

76 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7539 21:21

>>75 thinks his opinions are more valuable than someone else's rights

77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7539 22:18

>>76 Will always be blamed for racism because he doesn't like people getting handouts, or working useless government jobs, and we all know certain people are more likely to get handouts and useless government jobs

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( E-E) I wouldn't say this if this wasn't an anonymous board... (499)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5868 02:10

( E-E) Mittens are actually pretty lame.

490 Name: (´・ω・) : 1993-09-7517 18:15

>>488
( E-E) Sounds like liberals to me.

491 Name: (´・ω・) : 1993-09-7517 19:10

>>490
I knew you were going to post that.

492 Name: (´・ω・) : 1993-09-7517 19:35

( E-E) Well it fits, doesn't it? How often do you see liberals on the news having a shitfit over something that doesn't even involve them?

493 Name: (´・ω・) : 1993-09-7518 22:54

"How often do you see [...] the news [...]?" ` >>492
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494 Name: (´・ω・) : 1993-09-7519 20:33

And now on Liberal Circle Jerk, we all agree with ourselves a lot!
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495 Name: (´・ω・) : 1993-09-7519 21:28

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496 Name: (´・ω・) : 1993-09-7522 01:29

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497 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7525 21:07

( E-E) Women buy expensive fashions to impress other women much more than to impress men.

( E-E) Why do women even buy those fashions? Most of the fashion business is about women being forced to get eating disorders and use dangerous drugs to stay in the business. So many women wear this stupid crap, yet say they fight against eating disorders and dangerous drugs.

498 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7526 04:56

>>497 ( E-E) As a dangerous drug using woman with eating disorders I resent your implication that I am fashionable.

499 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7539 20:38

>>497 ( E-E) Because deep down, women know full well that men prefer thin, healthy, fertile young women to fat ugly old sows, and dangerous pills are much easier than working out and eating healthy foods.

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