Yesterday, I went to Yoshinoya... (338)

1 Name: lolocaust!rsvcwx6Axc 2004-12-04 15:10 ID:HVt1OSAA [Del]

... and I farted.

2 Name: Graham Fablingshaw 2004-12-04 20:07 ID:6ePKvAeg [Del]

Without having to eat first? Whoa.

3 Name: Matilda Bunnerbut 2004-12-05 14:06 ID:Heaven [Del]

Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with today's special.

5 Name: lolocaust!rsvcwx6Axc 2004-12-05 15:25 ID:Heaven [Del]

Today, I went to Google; you know, Google?
Well anyways there as an insane number of results for the Yoshinoya rant intro line and I almost didn't know where to go first.
Then, I looked at the the statistics at the top of the search page, and it had "about 3,180" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those DQN.

6 Name: lolocaust!rsvcwx6Axc 2004-12-05 15:35 ID:Heaven [Del]

  Hey >>2, do you know what happed? Oh, by the way, this is nothing to do with
this thread. I went to Yoshinoya the other day. YOSHINOYA! And there were
so crowded and I couldn’t even find a place to sit. Then, I found the
advertising saying “150 yen off!.” My goodness! How come you are all coming,
and sitting at Yoshinoya for just “150 yen off?” I saw a familie, like four
of them with their kids. This guy’s saying “All right, your dad is ordering
an extra large bowl.” What a pathetic! Hey you bastards. I can give my 150
yen. So, just give me a break alright? Yoshinoya should be a place where
people are fighting, like two jerks facing on each other against “U shaped
table,” then one of them can be stubbed to death by any chance. This is how
Yoshinoya’s suppose to. This ain’t a place for no woman and no kid. Alright,
I finally found a place to sit. Then, the jerk next to me was ordering a
large size with putting extra juice on it. That pissed me off once again.
Hey jerk, we ain’t order “putting extra juice on a bowl” no more today!
What a stupid you looked: ordering extra juice with his goofy face! Do you
really want to eat a beef bawl with extra juice on it? I really want to ask
you, interrogating you for an hour. Don’t you just want to say “an extra
juice!?” As a professional Yoshinoya customer, I would rather order “extra
scallions.” This is the coolest way. You get more scallions, and less beefs.
This is it! It can be the best, if you put a raw egg on it. No one can beat
this. But you have to be careful because if you order this way, the Yoshinoya
employees gonna put you on their black lists. This can be so dangerous,
like a risk of fighting with a double edged blade. So, I don’t recommend
the beginners to do this... >>2, you’d rather ordering some ordinary set menu
instead.

7 Name: lolocaust!rsvcwx6Axc 2004-12-05 15:36 ID:Heaven [Del]

Hey, listen to me for a moment, a'ight? I don't care if it's not related to this thread. Just listen!

Yesterday, I went over to Yoshinoya for a simple meal. Yes, THAT beef bowl house, Yoshinoya.
But the whole restaurant was so crowded, I couldn't even find a seat for hours!
Then I saw a poster that said "Special offer! 150 yen discount".
I thought to myself... geez, that's so fucking amazing. You guys don't even normally visit Yoshinoya.
All you bastards came here just for that stupid-assed 150 yen discount.
Just for that 150 yen. ONE FREAKIN' FIFTY YEN!!

Then I saw some parents & children. A family of four eating out at Yoshinoya. Damn, so much for that

bitch's home-cooked family feast.
Then one of the little brats said "Daddy's gonna order a large beef bowl".
I couldn't believe it! Uuuuuggh, are you out of your fucking mind!?
Shiiit, i'll pay you 150 yen just to move your stanky fat-ass out of a seat.
Dude, you just don't go to Yoshinoya for that lala-oh-i'm-so-happy dinner bullshit.
It's where you pick a fist-fight with the fucking guy sitting across 'yah in that U-shaped table.
Kill or be killed. Heh... now that's the kinda shit I like.
Ladies, kids, stand back... 'cuz everything's gonna get FUCKED UP NOW.

After waiting for ages, I finally found an empty seat. But then, the guy next to me ordered by saying

"A large beef bowl with a LOTTA' gravy".
Dude, that just pissed me off even more. Shit, you just don't say "lotta' gravy" nowadays, ya' freaking

bastard.

8 Name: lolocaust!rsvcwx6Axc 2004-12-05 15:36 ID:Heaven [Del]

How the fuck can you say "lotta' gravy" with that "oh, i'm so fucking cool, hur-hur-hur..." look!?!?
Damn, I was THIS CLOSE to standing in front of his face and yelling "DO YOU EVEN LIKE EATING

THAT MUCH FUCKIN' GRAVY!?"
For a freaking hour, I was THIS CLOSE to doing that.
Shit, I bet you just wanted to use the words "lotta' gravy" out loud. Wow, you're so clever.

Dude, you gotta be like ME. See, now I know what's "all that" in Yoshinoya.
What's cool right now to say is "Negi-daku". That's it!
You see now, a large beef bowl with a lotta onions & an egg is what the hardcore Yoshinoya freaks

eat. Like ME.
Saying "Negi-daku" means that you get less meat, but they put a WHOLE MESS of onions.
Mmmmm... a large beef bowl with onions & an egg, now THAT'S what I call a meal.
But anywhoo... ordering that is kinda' like a double-edged sword. Cuz' then the waiters might notice

you the next time you come by.
So yeah, I can't reccomend this to noobs.
For you, just go order a beef and salmon combo. That's as far as you can go, you know what i'm

sayin'?

9 Name: lolocaust!rsvcwx6Axc 2004-12-05 15:37 ID:Heaven [Del]

Hey >>3, rather than such a thing, hear me, but nothing to do with this thread,you know.
the other days, I went to the Yoshino-Ya of my neighborhood, Yoshino-Ya,OK?
and, there was very crowded, so I couldn't keep my seat.
you know, I looked over around, so a banner was held there,
on which was written "150\ discount"
Oh no, stupid? crazy?
you, never come here! because 150\ discount, in spite of never coming here usually,
fool guy! only 150\, 150\.
beside, there were a family, do you think a family of four person come Yoshino-Ya?
Oh, Conguratulations.!
「Yeah, Dad requests big size's ! 」the guy said, I coudn't see that, you know.
hey you, empty the seat, because I give you 150\.
Yoshino-Ya, you know, has to be brutal, OK?
It's not strange to begin quarreling with the guy who sit on the U-shape table together.
To stab or be stabbed, such a atomsphere is cool, you know? women, children go Home!
OK, as soon as I thought to be able to sit at last. I lose temper again, Oh no!
you know, now don't you think "tukudaku" is out of date ? fool guy!
why do you say "tuyudaku" with a proud look ?
I ask if you want to eat "tukudaku" really.
I want to press you for your answer, at least for one hour.
Do you want only to say "tukudaku" ?
from me ,mania of Yosinoya, among those people ,now latest trend is "negidaku"
It's cool!
"big size, negidaku, egg", that is how to request the menu for mania .
but if you do this, you will be with danger that you will be checked from next time,
which was consequently a double-edged sword.
I don't recommend the amateur do that.
So, after all, you had better eat about a beef-salmon-set.

10 Name: lolocaust!rsvcwx6Axc 2004-12-05 15:38 ID:Heaven [Del]

By the way,please listen to me , >>1. Though it's not about the topic of this thread.
Yesterday , I went to Yoshinoya in my neighborhood which is gyudon shop.
Then,there was so crowded that I couldn't enter the shop.
And I found the banner , written "Gyudon now at a 150yen reduction"
I thought they were foolish! Crazy!
Why did they unusually come to Yoshinoya because of just a 150yen reduction,mad men?
A 150yen , only 150yen!
There had being some family , I was shocked. Do they often have lunch at Yoshinoya with their all

four family? They should be a simple mortal!

"Year , dad order huge serving!" One of them said. I can't watch more!
I wanted to tell them to make room for me in exchange for 150yen.
Yoshinoya should be more bloody.
It's good atmosphere that it's no strange to quarrel with a man who sit across U-table. Women

and children should get out there!

11 Name: lolocaust!rsvcwx6Axc 2004-12-05 15:38 ID:Heaven [Del]

When I sat on the seat at last , the next said "Large serving with much sause dip , please".
I exploded in anger to hear that!
Guess what , "with much sause dip" is not popular at all these days. He should be stupid!
Why did he say "with much sause dip" in proudly face?
I wanted to ask him if he really wanted to eat gyudon with much sause dip. I wanted to cross-

question. I wanted to cross-examine for about one hour!

He only wanted to say "with much sause dip" , did he?
I , an expart of Yoshinoya , think the latest vogue among us is "with many onions". That's what I

call.

Large serving with many onions. This is the order which experts do.
When you order it , you have a lot of onion , but the beef is a little instead. It's good.
And large serving with Gyoku(an egg) add to this. It's excellent!
But if you order this , you will be risked of being marked by clecks after next time. So it's like a

double-edged sword.

I can't advise inexpert men to order this.
Well , you inexpert men should eat set lunch of beef and salmon instead.

12 Name: Sidney Fezzleway 2004-12-05 18:03 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>1 should have started the thread in the food board

13 Name: Anonymous 2004-12-06 01:41 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>12 seems to be missing the point

14 Name: age 04/12/13(Mon)02:19 ID:Heaven [Del]

age

15 Name: DQN DQN LOL 04/12/13(Mon)04:41 ID:NFnriCDd [Del]

The point being that some people think that something that's funny once will still be funny a few hundred times later?

(hint: It's NOT true! Humor must grow and change to remain funny. Simply parroting things is just stupid.)

16 Name: DQN DQN LOL 04/12/13(Mon)07:53 ID:Heaven [Del]

> Simply parroting things is just stupid.

LOL STUPID = FUNNAY

you fail to realize the sheer awesomeness of kopipe

17 Name: Anonymous-san!Co7ArOTpLQ 04/12/15(Wed)12:32 ID:Heaven [Del]

I'm actually planning on going to a Yoshinoya.

Apparently there's one in Cambridge, Massachusetts, and I want to go sometime. Maybe I'll go this week.

18 Name: IQ=85 1993-09-4150 01:51 ID:Heaven [Del]

ttp://www.yoshinoyausa.com/menu.html

19 Name: IQ=85 1993-09-4175 11:53 ID:k4niB4tu [Del]

Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread, though.
I went to Afganistan a while ago. Yeah, THAT Afganistan.
Well anyways there was an insane number of mass communications there so I couldn't commence an attack.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "Al-Kaida" or something written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You don't come to Afganistan just because it's war, morons.
It's just war. W-A-R for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Afganistan, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna drop'em some food." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, America will do everything from there now on, so fucking clean this land of yourselves.
Afganistan should be a more bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, when a fight with the guy on opposite seat who recites the Coran can be started at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, just when I finally calmed down, the next bastard beside me goes
"let's betray Northern Alliance, shall we?"
That just pissed me off even more. Who in the world deserts army and betrays, you moron?
What does "let's betray Northern Alliance" have this fucking proud face of yours?
I want to ask him this, do you REALLY want to betray?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to fucking interrogate him for an hour.
Isn't it that you just wanted to try saying "NATO"?
Coming from a Afgan veteran such as myself, the latest trend in Afganistan nowadays is of course this:
self-exploding terrorism.
Anthrax and self-exploding terrorism. That's what you should ask for normally.
Self-exploding is praised after death. But on the other hand there's not enough satisfaction in the bereaved family. This is the key.
And then there's anthrax. This is the most of all.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the UN from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with Ramadan.

http://www7.plala.or.jp/ungeromeppa/flash/guti.swf

20 Name: IQ=85 1993-09-4175 15:51 ID:pXtmXLTo [Del]

anyone else dissappointed by 2046?

21 Name: IQ=85 1993-09-4175 15:55 ID:pXtmXLTo [Del]

hahah how stupid....
you guys have absolutely no idea about stuff like yoshinoya/neet/2ch memes
but still posting stupid thread with 2chmemes.. even dont knowing their means!!!

pathetic

22 Name: IQ=85 1993-09-4175 16:28 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>21

Who gives a shit? I'll suck your cock!

23 Name: http://www.yoshinoyausa.com 1993-09-4175 16:33 ID:pXtmXLTo [Del]

24 Name: IQ=85 1993-09-4175 17:03 ID:Heaven [Del]

we r teh high and allmighty yellow people and no ordinary mortal could ever understand ur leet ways kekeke

25 Name: IQ=85 1993-09-4175 17:22 ID:pXtmXLTo [Del]

>>22
douzo

26 Name: IQ=85 1993-09-4178 12:56 ID:dX1XZ360 [Del]

27 Name: IQ=85 1993-09-4178 13:14 ID:Heaven [Del]

laffo

28 Name: IQ=85 1993-09-4179 17:34 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>21 why dont you tell us then :(

29 Name: IQ=85 1993-09-4180 22:07 ID:cUyVMrS6 [Del]

>>Apparently there's one in Cambridge, Massachusetts, and I want to go sometime. Maybe I'll go this week.

Did you get stabbed?

30 Name: IQ=85 1993-09-4181 21:50 ID:Heaven [Del]

no response, seems so (´Д`)

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33 Name: IQ=85 1993-09-4182 14:07 ID:Heaven [Del]

Well, never mind all that >>689842. This has nothing to do with this thread, but would you listen to me
for a little bit? See, I went to the local google today. Right. google.com.my. And the damn place was
packed so full of googlebombs, I couldn't even find what I was looking for. So I clicked around for a bit,
and found a weblog that had links with those keywords. What the hell is wrong with you people? Are

you idiots or something? Any other day you wouldn't even think of showing up upon queries, but if its
googlebombed, you all get 1st results? ITS JUST A FUCKING LINK. A FUCKING U-R-L. And you're
bringing your goddamn replies too. Look at that, a bunch of people showing up in some random LJ.
Con-fucking-gratulations. And now the LJ owner's going "All right, we're going to form an online
petition to ban children from using the internet." Shit, I can't view any more of this.

>> Sky !sYK7SI5ON2 02/11/05(Fri)06:24 No.689988

Google should be fucking earnest. Its hit-or-be-hit, and thats whats so damn great about its

engine. Googlebombers and bloggers should stay the fuck away.

Well, I finally found a result, but its linked to a blogger's weblog which goes "Children are the bane of

humanity!". So now I'm pissed off again. Who the fuck thinks about humanity these days ? Why are
them bloggers thinking their opinion matters anyway? I was gonna ask them, do you even have
children? I wanted to fucking interrogate them. For about a fucking hour. You know what? I think you
just wanted to bitch a little to please yourself, letting people think that you have an opinion and it
matters.

>> Sky !sYK7SI5ON2 02/11/05(Fri)06:25 No.689991

File : 1108121123.jpg-(90784 B, 1280x1024)

90784 B

Now, take it from the google veteran. The latest thing among the google pros is this: I'm feeling

lucky. Thats the ticket. A large, almost exact query with everything considered and "I'm feeling lucky."
This is what someone who knows his shit searches. They put in the exact result, and less
googlebombs. A large query with exact keywords, thats really fucking awesome. Now, you should know,
if you keep ordering this, there's a risk googlebombers might try and googlebomb these. This is truly a
double-edged sword. I really can't reccomend this for amateurs. And YOU >>689842, well, you should
really stick to the daily google text ads on the right of your screen.

(Yoshinoya? http://justfuckinggoogleit.com alright?)

34 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4242 23:47 [Del]

35 Name: Anonymous-san!Co7ArOTpLQ!!pUKPM4BK 1993-09-4243 19:26 [Del]

>>29

I ended up not going, I still haven't gone and I have no idea when I'm gonna get to go

36 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4372 20:14 [no]

Whatever, >>1, just hear me out, okay? It's not really related to this thread, but hear me out anyways.
I went to Yoshinoya the other day. Yeah, you heard me, Yoshinoya.
Well, the place was crammed full of people and I couldn't find a seat.
So I look around and there's some stupid banner announcing "150 YEN OFF!"
What the hell are they thinking?
Don't come to Yoshinoya for the sake of 150 yen, you idiots.
One freaking fifty, for crying out loud...
There's even a whole family over there. All out for some Yoshinoya, huh? Fucking great.
"Okay, Daddy's gonna order the extra-large!" God, it's pathetic.
I'll give you 150 yen to get out of that damn seat.
Yoshinoya should be a brutal place.
The tense atmosphere, where the guy on the other side of the U-shaped table would start a fight soon as look at ya.
That stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children can bugger off home.
Anyways, I was finally about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce"
...who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I'd interrogate him for a goddamn hour if that's what it takes.
Are you sure you didn't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran like me, the latest trend is this: extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. And an egg. That's how the pros eat.
Extra green onion means you get a little less beef, and a lot more onion. It's a bit more expensive, I'll grant you.
But then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then you'll stick out, and next time the employees might recognize you and add you to their list.
The inexperienced need not apply.
Anyway, I guess what I'm trying to say... is that you, >>1, should just stick with today's special.

37 Name: g 1993-09-4489 16:10 [no]

>>1
I have delivered the package.
The package will arrive soon.
Remember to assemble the troops
and begin operation FrostySnowman
once the transmission signal has degraded.
Time is of the essence here.

Once the op has been completed, I request that you
get to know the locals. Also remember to trust your instict.
Leave no present undelivered, no corpses or tinsel.

Seasons Greetings,
-S. Claus

38 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4500 06:15 [no]

Please listen to me, >>1. It's really related to this thread. I went to Yoshinoya a while ago. Yes, the States have Yoshinoyas. Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "$1.50 off" written on it.

Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.

You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's $1.50 off, fool. It's only $1.50, six quarters for crying out loud.

There were even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice. "Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large."

God, I couldn't bear to watch. You people, I'll give you $1.50 if you just get out of those seats. Yosinoya should be a bloody place. That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place. Women and children should screw off and stay home.

Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce." Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron? I wanted to ask him, "do you really want to eat it with extra sauce?" I wanted to interrogate him. I wanted to interrogate him for roughly an hour. Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?

Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion. That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating. Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.

And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.

However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.

What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with today's special.

39 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4500 15:56 [no]

ワッパ

40 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4673 18:50

oh shit fuckin sage

41 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4673 21:53

Whatever, just hear me out, okay? It's not really related to this thread, but hear me out anyways. Basically, wow, what the hell was that? Nothing even seemed to make sense. The girl gets her wish granted? Even though she DESTROYED IT, and already said she came to terms with the way her life was, she still ends up going back and basically redoing the selection (at least that's what I assume she was doing by going back to her time period and dying like that)?
How did the other girl survive that attack? Don't tell me that was her period on the wall.
And the guy, still being an idiot, ruins all chances with this girl by saying he loved the other girl. Bad move.
Further still, the third girl came back. That just TOTALLY destroyed the ending. I was hoping she was in another room when the second girl was attacked, and she was torn to shreds or something.
And finally... I dunno what it was, but... that was not sad for me. At all.
I'm feeling let down by this... I hope there are some answers to my questions, cause I USED to like the series before this.

42 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4756 09:56

lol

43 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4756 13:09

Anyways, >>41, please listen to me. Not that it's really related to this thread. My friend and I went into Hot Topic and I was dressed in my usual random style that people at my school had to invent a word to describe and she was wearing pink. Some boy in the store dressed like a “goth” came up to my friend and says “Ew! I’m blind!” He covered his eyes and walked away from her as fast as possible. He and his friends stood in the corner of the store staring at her, making jokes and laughing. She changed her shirt in the bathroom to a black one and went back into Hot Topic to continue shopping. The store manager now thought she was a customer (before he hadn’t given her a second glance) and started showing her around. Did she change her personality? Did she change who she was? No, she changed her shirt. I thought “goth” was supposed to be about the person behind the mask…the person under the façade. “Goth” are the misunderstood ones…the ones who stand alone. If they are so alone, why is it that “goth” makes up the biggest group of teens…tied only with prep/skater. The whole point of being “goth” was to make a statement and earn respect for those who are different. Its coming to the point where the only reason someone is different is because they choose to be. Those who are “goth” seclude themselves and separate themselves from the group. They stereotype and judge just as much as everyone else…but if you judge them they feel you are only looking at the stereotype. What is this? They can judge the world…but the world doesn’t understand them? That’s really smart guys. Drop the stereotypes and just try to be yourself and not put yourself into a group. I’m not in one and I have friends in every single click and every one of them considers me one of their own. What am I? Im me and proud of it.
And that's why you, >>41, should stick to The Gap.

44 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4756 16:50

Anyways, >>43, please listen to me. Not that it's really related to this thread, but I went to Yoshinoya and had lunch and then went home and took a nap. When I woke up, there was a message from my manager telling me I'd been fired for skipping work again. I hate my life.

45 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4756 18:25

I just got a job at Yoshinoya. It's just a fast food noodle place. Nobody ever stabs anybody else here. People just eat and get the fuck out.

46 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4756 20:22

>>45 Do you get free extra green onions with your beef bowl? If so, can you please point me to a place where I can download an application?

47 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4760 16:39

>>46 Only if you ask nicely. Ask the supervisor on duty for an application. He may or may not challenge you to a knife fight first.

48 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4763 15:25

If I defeat him in battle, will I be promoted to junior manager?

49 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4763 16:02

>>48 dude fuck that, i never could beat that guy. it's like impossible

50 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4763 17:09

I managed to avoid the knife fight part of the interview after flinging a dagger with my application on it into his office wall, missing his head by a scant two inches. He was duly impressed and was quick to suggest that I take over the night shift management gig.

51 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4763 18:22

>>50 Let us know if you get free extra green onions. If so, many more will try to emulate your strategy!

52 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4763 18:50

>>50 >>51
lol, losers. Everyone knows that you can duck after the first melee attack from the supervisor you can crouch and walk to his table while he swings the knife but always misses. Once you arrive at the table you have to wait until he finishes his attack and sit on his seat. He will just wait there while you stap "approved" on your application and walk away as if nothing happened.

53 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4763 20:45

iddqd

54 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4763 21:08

>>53 well we are not CHEATERS like you. get a life.

55 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-4763 23:09

>>54
Banned. There is no need for individual life outside of the Superstructure.

56 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4764 18:43

i put on my armor and space-marine helmet

57 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4764 19:07

>>52 idiot. that way you can't get the secret under the cash register. It's only activated after beating the supervisor.

58 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4764 19:12

UAC finds this thread distasteful.

59 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4768 13:21

>>57 I found that if you press CTL+ALT+150\, you are automatically promoted to being the lunch shift manager of the Yoshinoya directly across from the all-girls high school, plus 100 in all of your stats and 5 full hearts! From there, save your game, because you can explore all of the endings and get full CG.

60 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4768 13:33

Wait, a Yoshinoya thread that's actually getting interesting?

Wow.

61 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4769 07:06

( ゚ ヮ゚) Stubs that are marked for deletion!

62 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4770 04:42

( ゚ ヮ゚) People posting in the wrong thread!

63 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4770 11:13

( ゚ ヮ゚) People posting

64 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4770 12:52

( ゚ ヮ゚) People who need people, are the hungriest people in the world....
( ゚ ヮ゚) I got the harem ending without using the cheat code!

65 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4771 21:53

66 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4772 00:57

Anyway, forget about all that. Yesterday I went to Yoshinoya and asked for a sausage egg & cheese McGriddle and they actually gave me one.

67 Name: ANONYMOUS> : 1993-09-4857 08:56

Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch. You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats. Yosinoya should be a bloody place. That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour. I got in one little fight n my mom got scared, n said "you're movin' to your auntie and uncle in bel air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the lisence plate said "SAUCE" and had an onion in the mirror. If anything i couldsay that this cab was rare, but isaid "nah, forget it" yo NOOB to bel air! I pulled up to the counter bout 7 or 8 and i said to the cabbie "Yo Homie, smell ya later" However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.

68 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4857 09:33

Anyways, >>67, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to The Elitist Superstructure of DQN a while ago; you know, The Elitist Superstructure of DQN?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the button hanging from the ceiling, and it had "Release Emergency Mittens" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to The Elitist Superstructure of DQN just to release emergency mittens, fool.
They're only emergency mittens, MITTENS for crying out loud.
There're even VIPPERs here. Family of world4ch'ers, all out for some DQN, huh? How fucking nice.
"if you payme enough i will give you access to a private area of VIP QUALITY ;)" God I can't bear to watch. You people, I'll release your emergency mittens if you get out of those threads.
The Elitist Superstructure of DQN should be a bloody place. That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the internet can start a fight at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Tripfags and VIPPERs should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start posting, and then the bastard beside me goes "you're movin' to your auntie and uncle in bel air."
Who in the world moves to bel air nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to move to bel air?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "bel air"?
Coming from an Elitist Superstructure of DQN veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, "(?) [?] DAMAGE CONTROL [?] (?)".
That's right, "(?) [?] DAMAGE CONTROL [?] (?)." This is the vet's way of posting.
"(?) [?] DAMAGE CONTROL [?] (?)" means more DAMAGE CONTROL than Grandpa. But on the other hand the GET is a tad easier. This is the key.
And then, it's DQN. This is unbeatable.
However, if you post this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the moderators from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>67, should just stick with "ITT we insult the poster above us."

69 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4875 17:38

Anyways, >>68, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to NISSAN a while ago; you know, The Dealership?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the button hanging from the ceiling, and it had "Release R34 GT-R" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Nissan just to release GT-R, fool.
They're only GT-R, GT-R for crying out loud.
There're even SE-R here. Family of world4ch'ers, all out for some SE-R, huh? How fucking nice.
"if you pay me enough i will give you access to a private area of FWD MAXIMA QUALITY ;)" God I can't bear to watch. You people, I'll release your emergency brake if you get out of those threads.
The Nissan Dealer should be a bloody place. That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the road can start a fight at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
200SX and SE-R should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start posting, and then the bastard beside me goes "you're movin' to your auntie and uncle in Oppama."
Who in the world moves to Oppama nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to move to Oppama?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "Oppama"?
Coming from an Fairlady/ZX veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, "(?) [?] Drifters [?] (?)".
That's right, "(?) [?] Drifters [?] (?)." This is the vet's way of posting.
"(?) [?] Drifters [?] (?)" means more DAMAGE CONTROL than Grandpa. But on the other hand the GET is a tad easier. This is the key.
And then, it's GXE. This is unbeatable.
However, if you post this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the moderators from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>67, should just stick with "ITT we insult the poster above us."

70 Name: Ribbit : 1993-09-4926 04:30

I WILL FUCK YOU IN THE ASS

71 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 04:40

Anyways, >>70, I'll be right over.

72 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 04:45

>>71
I like where this thread is going.

73 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 04:59

So yesterday I went to Yoshinoya and it was closed. Fucking ice storms...

74 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 05:00

Yesterday I didn't go to Yoshinoya and it was open.

75 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 05:13

Yesterday, Yoshinoya came to me in a dream and said "It's okay to want extra sauce." in a very soothing voice.

76 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 06:16

>>75
That's legendary and DQN quality!

77 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 09:04

Yesterday I went to Noshiyoyayayayayayaya

78 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 09:12

Yesterday I went to Yanoshiyo

79 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 12:16

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80 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 12:49

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81 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 14:38

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82 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4926 21:02

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83 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4927 00:20

Anyways, >>82, that post made me sad.

84 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4927 01:25

>>82

Thread over.

85 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4927 04:34

Anyways, >>84, listen to me. For lunch I went to McDonalds and some idiot ordered a diet coke with no ice and then looked at the empty cup the food jockey behind the counter put on his tray with confusion until I pointed out the self-serve pop machine behind him.

God, what a fucking idiot. Eating at McDonalds when there's a perfectly good Yoshinoya right next door. They'll even give you extra sauce over there!

86 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4927 13:21

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87 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4928 06:14

Anyways, >>86, I'm with you. Anyone who orders extra sauce needs to be interrogated about it. Like for an hour, y'know?

88 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4928 09:16

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89 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 00:55

Fuck Yoshinoya.
I'm going to Anna Miller's

90 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4937 03:18

>>89
ANNA MILLERS LIKE IN MEGATOKYO !!! OMG WHEN PIRO WENT THERE IT WAS SO FUNNY AND KAWAII ^________^

91 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 02:03

I went to Corea a while ago; you know, Corea?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 won off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Corea just because it's 150 won off, fool.
It's only 150 won, 1-5-0 WON for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Corea, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the Longcat." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 won if you get out of those seats.
Corea should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-longat, with extra kimchi."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra kimchi?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra kimchi"?
Coming from a Corea veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra fur.
That's right, extra fur. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra fur means more fur than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with today's special.

92 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 02:41

it's never ok to order extra kimchi.

93 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training. : 1993-09-4973 02:55

Is that really lolocaust back on the internet?

94 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 03:46

What happened to him anyway?

95 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-4973 06:03

I dunno, I think he left the *chans back before 7chan showed up, but every so often theres something that shows up on the internet made of win and lolocaust which gives my heart a small glimmer of hope that lols exist somewhere.

96 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 21:04

So anyways, >>93, listen to me. This has nothing to do with lolocaust, but you need to hear this. It's a beautiful Saturday afternoon, not a cloud in the sky, real t-shirt weather, y'know? I'm even wearing my brand new Todd Goliath Goldman designed "Dear God please make everyone die" shirt. It's so cute and original I just love it. The kids have been getting excellent grades in school, so to treat them, I take my family to Yoshinoya when I hear about this 150 yen off special. The kids love it there. We're in line, waiting to order, and behind me is this pasty, skinny hunched over little guy dressed all in black, with narrowed eyes under his long faggy goth hair and a general pissed-off-at-the-world look about him. He's always muttering something to himself about God knows what.
Anyways, we put in our orders, and I ask for the XL beef bowl with extra sauce and that scrawny little fuck behind me goes insane.
"EXTRA SAUCE?" he yells in my face. "WHAT KIND OF FUCKING MORON ORDERS EXTRA SAUCE? I BET YOU JUST LIKE SAYING EXTRA SAUCE!!"

So I punched him in the face, and he fell to the floor, and everyone laughed at him as he scrambled out of the restaurant, peeing himself in terror.

And I told my kids, "It's okay to order extra sauce."

97 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-4975 21:38

Okay, so I went to yoshinoya with my family, okay?
Yoshinoya, and there was this guy there who I had never seen before, and I noticed a sign that said 150 yen off.
We dont normally go that often because I dont make that much money, but however when we do, I always get the big bowl, announce it to my kids, and share with them, its the nice thing to do.
So there was this jerk who was sitting alone, eating his with Extra onions. Who the hell orders extra onions? Thats just asking for ridicule and to smell terrible for the rest of the day.
I always get extra sauce, because its always delicious.
So that's why, whenever you go to yoshinoya, order the big bowl with extra sauce.

98 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 00:49

   〃  ̄ `ヽ
   i |Y人リソ| |    I need extra sauce...
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99 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 01:42

>>96
You are a disgrace to us Yoshinoya enthusiasts.

100 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 03:13

So anyways, yesterday I 100got.

101 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 11:58

  -‐‐- 、    
/     ヽ  
!  ! 人|,iノl_ノ)  
i  乂-‐ −!  It's okay to want extra sauce.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ 
  ``フ i´   
    / \ノ.ゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==      Yoshinoya      ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

102 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 15:33

( ゚ ヮ゚) Can I have extra sauce?

103 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 16:44

  -‐‐- 、    
/     ヽ  
!  ! 人|,iノl_ノ)  
i  乂-‐ −!  No.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ 
  ``フ i´   
    / \ノ.ゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==      Yoshinoya      ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

104 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 16:59

  -‐‐- 、    
/     ヽ  
!  ! 人|,iノl_ノ)  
i  乂-‐ −!  Look, I said it's okay to WANT extra sauce,
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  I didn't say I had extra sauce.
  ``フ i´   
    / \ノ.ゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==      Yoshinoya      ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

105 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 23:17

  -‐‐- 、    So anyways, I show up for work at Yoshinoya. THE Yoshinoya, y'know?
/     ヽ  We're doing another 150 yen off sale to bring in some new blood.
!  ! 人|,iノl_ノ)  This family comes in, the dad orders an extra large beef bowl
i  乂-‐ −!  with extra sauce, so I give it to him.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ 
  ``フ i´   Some other customer started muttering to himself at this point.
    / \ノ.ゝ  Seems he wanted extra onions. Too bad we were out.
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==      Yoshinoya      ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

106 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4977 00:06

そんな事より >>1 よ、ちょいと聞いてくれよ。スレとあんま関係ないけどさ。
このあいだ、近所の吉野家行ったんです。吉野家。
そしたらなんか人がめちゃくちゃいっぱいで座れないんです。
で、よく見たらなんか垂れ幕下がってて、150円引き、とか書いてあるんです。
もうね、アホかと。馬鹿かと。
お前らな、150円引き如きで普段来てない吉野家に来てんじゃねーよ、ボケが。
150円だよ、150円。
なんか親子連れとかもいるし。一家4人で吉野家か。おめでてーな。
よーしパパ特盛頼んじゃうぞー、とか言ってるの。もう見てらんない。
お前らな、150円やるからその席空けろと。
吉野家ってのはな、もっと殺伐としてるべきなんだよ。
Uの字テーブルの向かいに座った奴といつ喧嘩が始まってもおかしくない、
刺すか刺されるか、そんな雰囲気がいいんじゃねーか。女子供は、すっこんでろ。
で、やっと座れたかと思ったら、隣の奴が、大盛つゆだくで、とか言ってるんです。
そこでまたぶち切れですよ。
あのな、つゆだくなんてきょうび流行んねーんだよ。ボケが。
得意げな顔して何が、つゆだくで、だ。
お前は本当につゆだくを食いたいのかと問いたい。問い詰めたい。小1時間問い詰めたい。
お前、つゆだくって言いたいだけちゃうんかと。
吉野家通の俺から言わせてもらえば今、吉野家通の間での最新流行はやっぱり、
ねぎだく、これだね。
大盛りねぎだくギョク。これが通の頼み方。
ねぎだくってのはねぎが多めに入ってる。そん代わり肉が少なめ。これ。
で、それに大盛りギョク(玉子)。これ最強。
しかしこれを頼むと次から店員にマークされるという危険も伴う、諸刃の剣。
素人にはお薦め出来ない。
まあお前、>>1は、牛鮭定食でも食ってなさいってこった

107 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-4977 02:50

So I went to Yoshinoya, you know, THE Yoshinoya. It looked like they hadnt had a good year and the place was in terrible shambles.
They tore it down and built a mcdonalds.
the end.

108 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4977 11:45

So I went to Yoshinoya, and some guy farted.

109 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4977 19:41

Yesterday, I farted. And some guy went to Yoshinoya.

110 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4977 23:44

Yesterday, a bunch of us went to Yoshinoya and farted simultaneously.

For some reason, we were the only ones laughing.

111 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4978 03:11

112 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4978 16:24

Such a thing compared to >>111, the ちょ it is and with hears. However there is no anything related to スレ between massage. Between this, the Yoshino house of neighborhood it went, it is. Yoshino house. So, when it does, something the person being the め ちゃ oral ゃ full, it cannot sit down, it is. When so, you see carefully, something it droops and the curtain goes down and the て, 150 Yen pulling, is written it is. Don't you think? another, whether アホ. Whether fool. Don't you think? you, it seems 150 Yen pulling way with usually does not come it has come to the Yoshino house which -, becoming dim. They are 150 Yen, 150 Yen. Something the parent and child accompanying and the lintel る it does. With one house 4 Yoshino house? The め coming out, -. - It does and father special prosperous asking/depending is the う -, with saying, the る. Seeing already, there is no viewing. Because you, 150 Yen you do, that that seat can be less crowded. Yoshino house っ て, is what which it should have made bloodier. The person question which sits down in the opposite side of the letter table of U quarrel starting, it is not strange, sticks, or can stick or don't you think?, such an atmosphere is to call, -? As for woman offering/accompanying, the っ which does densely it is with the ろ. When so, sit down you think at last high, the person of next door saying, with the く which large heaping noway is, with the る it is. And it is the spotted being cut off then. Don't you think? the く how present び popularity which noway is that, it is - it is. Becoming dim. The proud げ the face doing, something is, with the く which noway is. You that would like to question whether we would like to eat the く which noway is true. We would like to interrogate. Small 1 hour we would like to interrogate. Whether the economized ゃ う which you, noway the く っ て which is we would like to say, is it is. If the Yoshino house it has making say from we, don't you think? now, the Yoshino house up-to-date popularity in between after all, the く which is the green onion, this is. く ギョク which is the large quantity green onion. This method of asking. As for く っ て being the green onion the green onion entering more than usual, the る. The そ it is to substitute, the meat the little licking. This. So, to that large quantity ギョク (egg). This the strongest. But when this is asked, it accompanies the danger, being marked from to the next salesman, the sword of the blades. We cannot recommend in the amateur. Well you, eating even with the cow salmon fixed food, do 1, the っ lever っ it is.

113 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4978 17:59

cow salmon fixed food?

114 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-4979 22:17

it carries out and is w

115 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 16:01

( ⌒-⌒) It's 150 yen off today? AWESOME! I'll have the extra large beef bowl with extra sauce!!

116 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 17:19

( ・-・) I ought to interrogate you like for about an hour.

117 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 19:37

('A`) WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS HE GETTING THE LARGE BEEF BOWL WITH EXTRA SAUCE, THIS IS AN OUTRAGE.

118 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 12:44

( ・-・) More sauce plox.

119 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4983 17:53

( ・-・) And green onions. I love that song.

120 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4987 00:36

Anyways, Beady Eyes, forget about that. Yesterday I went to Yoshinoya, and they were all full up. Since I was hungry and didn't want to wait, I went to the Mosburger next door and ordered a riceburger.

121 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4987 22:54

Soviet Russia went to me, you know, Soviet Russia?
Well anyways there was an even more insane number of people in line, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "1 ruble off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
Soviet Russia doesn't come to you just because it's 1 ruble off, fool.
It's only 1 ruble, 1 POINT ZERO rubles for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, Soviet Russia out for you.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the borscht." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 1 ruble if you get out of those seats.
Soviet Russia should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "Borscht, with extra vodka."
Who in the world orders extra vodka nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra vodka?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra vodka"?
Coming from a Soviet Russia veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra iron.
That's right, extra iron. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra iron means more iron than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with today's special.

122 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5019 21:42

Yesterday I went to Yoshinoya and accidentally bumped this thread.

"Sumimasen," I said quietly, briefly distracted from the anticipation of extra sauce with today's extra large.

123 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5025 17:01

( ゚ ヮ゚) Extra sauce!!

( ゚ -゚) ...

(゚- ゚ ) sorry, wrong thread.

124 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5027 09:07

It's OK to want extra sauce.
ソースが少ないや!

125 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5028 19:51

大きなソース!!

126 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5029 15:50

Yesterday I went to Yoshinoya, but they were too crowded so I ate at this little open air okonomiyaki place. The food was great, and nobody stabbed anybody.

127 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5032 15:41

    ∩___∩
    | 丿     ヽ
    /   ●   ● | Yesterday I went to Yoshinoya, and
    |   ∪( _●_)  ミ they said I couldn't have extra sauce.
   彡、    ヽノ ,,/   All I wanted was some extra sauce...
   /     ヽ     ⌒) 
.  |       \.⌒ヽ⌒ヽ..
   \    へ_ノ   \ ___)
    \___ノヽ___)

128 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 21:22

BUMP

129 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5036 22:38

Burp.

130 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5041 16:11

I went to Gyuushin yesterday. Unlike Yoshinoya, they still serve you real beef bowls. WITH extra sauce.

131 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5095 00:14

What the fuck is this shit?

132 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5095 00:16

LOL THIS THREAD SUCKS COCK

133 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5095 00:16

IT SUCKS SO MUCH COCK.

134 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5095 00:17

SO MUCH COCK IT'S NOT FUNNY.

135 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5095 03:48

Cock is always funny.

136 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5095 04:44

hahaha!
cock is funny!

137 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5095 21:52

HUEG BLK CAWK

138 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 12:56

whoa 1993?

139 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 23:16

Yesterday I went to......
Awww fuck it. I'm not going to copypasta that thing again.

140 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5107 18:44

>>139

Do it, you pussy.

141 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5107 20:08

>>140 Okay.

Yesterday, I went to Yoshinoya...
... and I farted.

142 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5109 22:47

(´^ิω^ิ)

143 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5205 02:25

the other day, Zetsubou Sensei went to yoshinoya

144 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5205 03:44

( ・-・) Did he want extra sauce or what?

145 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5205 04:54

I miss QUALITY threads like this one

146 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5205 05:42

So zit this, >>1, relevance low I know but you need the burst. Yesterday high-sun I was drytanked, you res me? So I went to Yoshinoya; yes, THE Yoshinoya, that deeky noodle zaibatsu that has its rippers everywhere. So the place was overstuffed with the quietly desperate - no ass parking availabe for Y.T. if you drift. I closed my eyes and vid the homepage and in spinning flames it's hammering 150 nuYEN OFF through my socket. That's like what, half a kongbuck? That's nothin' mang.
The place is hip deep in burbanites and their happy accidents. I finally get my order and start horkin when I hear this one blobulent zipperhead reek an XL beefhat with extra sauce. What kind of nippleslkorching backfat rub orders extra sauce? I wanted to icebreak him. I'd take a whole hour to pop his stack.

Ah fuck it. This sucks :(

147 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5205 10:58

>>146 choked to death on Shadowrun lingo! Naturally, the other runners swiped his junk and tossed him in a ditch. BAD END.

148 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5205 16:30

Cyberpunk is so last millenium...

149 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5210 23:08

So I was going to go to Yoshinoya today (150 yen off! Awesome!) and stuff myself with the tried & true extra large w/extra sauce (fuck those green onions), but my car was covered with snow, so I stayed in and made a grilled cheese sandwich.

150 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5210 23:37

>>148
So I went to the ... fuck this

151 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5210 23:39

>>150
So I ... fuck.

152 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5211 01:38

So I fucked this chick at Yoshinoya and she was all "oooo extra sauce extra sauce!"

153 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5211 09:23

So, I used to have a job where I "pumped out" the "extra sauce", but then everyone switched to green onions. WTF? How the fuck am I supposed to feed and cloth my 12 kids now?!?!?!

154 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5212 00:05

i went to yoshinoya the end

155 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5212 00:09

i went to the end and there was extra sauce

156 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5212 04:07

I woke up and there was extra sauce in my end -and $1500 in my bank account! Can you believe it?

157 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5213 01:41

>>111
With "Kentucky fried chicken Part-time job The boy student (17) of the twelfth grade which was being carried out is the Internet. Membership system Community Site It turned out on the 6th that it was writing in the diary of "mixi", saying " cockroach was lifted on the inside of a shop" etc." "Kentucky Fried Chicken Japan [ ]" head office -- the contents of the diary -- "-- groundless -- impossible talk" (public relations office) -- explanation.

158 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5214 16:53

I wanted to go to Yoshinoya but there aren't any in Iowa :(

159 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5214 20:40

>>158
Vote for Ron Paul!

160 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5214 21:00

I would but he's anti-Yoshinoya.

161 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5214 21:51

And his breath stinks of extra green onions.

162 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5214 23:26

And he's part of the sauce minimization coalition.

163 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5215 05:38

And he's named "Ron Paul".

164 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5215 05:45

But he brings in a nice Pron Haul.

165 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5216 00:41

an he always makes me mon lol

166 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5216 01:47

and he called me "pig"

167 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5216 10:36

And he hates my fleet-footed black friends. They can't help their fleet-footedness.

168 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5216 14:11

And he's a constitutional literalist who would tear up the establishment clause.

169 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5217 16:25

And he wants to interrogate me for like an hour.

170 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5217 17:36

And he says that extra sauce is a states' rights issue, but it is pretty clear that he just wants all the states to ban extra sauce.

171 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5225 09:53

I visit here first time.
KinenKakiko.

172 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5225 10:23

That is not a word so why do you say it?
KanonKokeki.

173 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5225 15:48

That is a stupid meme why do you insist on forcing it?
KakeKikoku

174 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5225 21:11

I just wanted to hear myself say it
KikiExtraSauceKo

175 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5228 18:42

Extra large, extra sauce, extra green onions, and put it in a dirty bowl!

176 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5241 23:26

Anyways, >>175, listen to me. We're out of onions, so you'll have to make do with Guatemalan insanity peppers.

177 Name: af : 1993-09-5267 13:07

bdghcbb

178 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5267 19:07

That is not a ahkrosjnmkdy xanax why did you gkhreu cialis nxzojm it?

179 Name: ( ・∀・) : 1993-09-5278 18:10

Uguu~

180 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5278 18:38

Unyuu~

181 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5282 20:18

182 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5288 01:40

So anyways, I went to Yoshinoya and bumped into this thread and we had a good time eating beef bowls with extra sauce together.

183 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5288 20:19

Yesterday I went to Yoshinoya, so today I think I'll go to mickey d's

184 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5314 13:34

So I went to the Waterloo, Iowa Yoshinoya for breakfast and had french toast on a bed of rice with a glass full of orange juice and soy sauce.

185 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5314 14:14

It's okay to want extra sauce.

186 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5315 00:26

Unko~

187 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5315 11:00

It's not okay to want unko.

188 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5316 17:09

Features and Benefits

* Our signature items are our unique, tasty and juicy Teriyaki Chicken Bowl, Beef Bowl or try both in our delicious Combo Bowl
* Fast, friendly service
* Different from any other fast food chain concept - no one else offers this healthy, fresh and nutritious alternative to traditional fast foods
* Clean Environment.
* Offer healthy options such as skinless chicken with fresh vegetables over steamed rice or chicken salads
* Located near you. There are over 80 stores in California and New York.
* Convenient open hours, 24-hour service in some locations
* Most stores offer drive-through option for your convenience
* Very reasonable prices especially when compared to other Japanese foods
* Established for over 100 years in Asia and 25 years in USA
* Food is very satisfying and filling - no need for unhealthy snacking between meals
* Food is as good and wholesome as home cooking
* All orders are freshly prepared to your own specifications - hot!
* Visit Yoshinoya as a balanced nutritional change from a traditional unhealthy fast food diet
* Plenty of side orders available to please your taste: soups, salads, desserts, drinks
* Taste of the Orient in the West!
* Unique, complete meal in a bowl

189 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 21:12

Yesterday I went to Yoshinoya, but I had to leave early because somebody ripped a killer fart, and I got blamed for it.

190 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5354 19:14

Yesterday I went to Yoshinoya, and the girl behind the counter had this amazingly bad hair. So I asked her if she wanted extra shampoo.

191 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5362 12:13

yesterday I went to Yoshinoya, and they still were not finished cleaning the blood off the wall.

192 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5372 23:28

Never mind that, >>191. Yesterday I went to Jack in the Box. Yeah, THE Jack in the Box, home of the antenna bob. Traffic slowed me down just enough that the afternoon crew's shift started. I hate that. The afternoon crew has a terminal case of Stupid.

On the upside, they gave me little boxes of ranch dressing for my fries.

193 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5373 21:58

Yesterday I went to Yoshinoya, but they had a no gaijin allowed sign, so I waited outside while my Japanese friends ordered their food.

194 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5374 07:04

Yesterday I went to Yoshinoya and ordered one chinko roll and two mankos. But all what I got were strange looks. I think something went very wrong.wwww

195 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 01:16

Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Starbucks a while ago; you know, Starbucks?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "$1.50 off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Starbucks just because it's $1.50 off, fool.
It's only $1.50, 1-5-0 CENTS for crying out loud.
There are even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Starbucks, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-venti." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you $1.50 if you get out of those seats.
Starbucks should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-venti, with extra whipped cream."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to drink it it with extra whipped cream?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra whipped cream"?
Coming from a Starbucks veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra caramel.
That's right, extra caramel. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra caramel means more caramel than whipped cream. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with today's special.

196 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5517 18:50

age

197 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5517 21:40

Yesterday I aged the Yoshinoya thread.

And I farted.

198 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5530 15:42

I went to Yoshinoya a while back, and the beef bowl was pretty good.

199 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5530 21:42

( ・-・) Yesterday I went to Yoshinoya and they had a 200get sale.

200 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5530 21:45

Yesterday I went to the Yoshinoya website to see if there is a Yoshinoya located near me but there isn't. I was really looking forward to the beef bowl too. 。・゚・(ノД`)・゚・。

201 Name: moot!Ep8pui8Vw2 : 1993-09-5530 21:58

Yesterday I went to Yoshinoya and picked up a couple hot chicks. Ha ha I bet none of you nerdfag weeaboos have the guts to do that.

202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5531 02:28

〜ヾ('ヮ'迎 UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND, UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND, UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT, THE CONCEPT OF LOVE! UNH!

203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5544 20:26

Yesterday I wanted to go to Yoshinoya, which is the most famous beaf bowl chain in Japan.
I was googling and googling it for hours without any results.
Then, I happened to read a forum post that said, "В России нет Ёсинои".
Are the Yoshinoya managers fool or crazy?
Hey you, fake sushi lovers, don´t scare off japanese food companies!

204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 21:32

yoshi no ya

205 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5552 23:13

Yesterday I went to the Yoshinoya. There was a 'vote for Ron Paul' poster. What are they stupid? Obama has already won. More than that we were not even in USA.

206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5552 23:23

Yesterday I went to work at Yoshinoya and some jackass thought it would be funny to order a beef bowl by repeating the Yoshinoya rant, so I put a fist full of my pubes in his lunch.

He ate it all too, the stupid prick.

207 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5562 00:44

yesterday I shat in the Yoshinoya public toilet because that beefbowl gave me the shits.

208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5562 00:47

Yesterday I shat in some guys beefbowl because he looked like he was taking the "150 yen off" special way too seriously. Yeah, it's only 150 yen. What are you, a fucking "Yoshinoya veteran"?!

209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5613 17:54

Yesterday I bumped a Yoshinoya thread because I was bored. Then I watched Macademi Wasshoi.

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5617 17:33

>>209
I also liked Macademi Wasshoi, and I also bumped this Yoshinoya thread

211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5617 22:40

Is this the oldest non-archived thread on DQN?

212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5618 02:31

The first few posts are from seven years in the future!

213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5618 06:27

I miss lolocaust. ;_;

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5631 17:16

( ⌒-⌒) I ordered extra sauce.

215 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5632 13:49

>>211
Your mom.

216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5632 17:55

I want to interrogate >>214.
For roughly 45 minutes.

217 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5632 20:18

( ⌒-⌒) Anyways, >>216, bring it on.

218 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5633 03:19

( ˃ ◡˂) beef bowl SOOOOO good!

219 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5677 23:27

Yesterday I went to Yoshinoya.... Oh forget it.

220 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5678 21:07

No, no, tell us what happened!

221 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5678 23:15

>>220
I reached into my pocket to see if I could afford extra sauce, but my wallet was gone! I had to retrace my steps all the way to the Manga café where I'd spent the previous night reflecting on what a disgusting grandma my beloved Nanoha-tan had grown up to become before I finally found it again. Upon opening the coin pouch, however, all I found was an IOU for ¥500, with a masterful rendition of a Yukkuri head drawn upon it. You can probably imagine my frustration.

222 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5680 16:14

>>221 ah man that sucks, but even if you did have money you wouldn't have got a seat. I found some girl's coin purse (I assume it was a girl's) and there was ¥500 in it, so I took it (I left her an IOU with a cute little doodle to cheer her up when she finds her money gone) and went to Yoshinoya as a treat. But when I got there there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.

223 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5687 00:09

>>222 Yesterday I went to Yoshinoya, and the thing I experienced was so terrible, my memory erased itself.

224 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5687 03:47

Yesterday I went to Jack in the Box and had the teriyaki chicken bowl combo, and it was pretty good.

225 Name: lolocaust!rsvcwx6Axc : 1993-09-5692 05:59

>>93-95

Hi 2 u, fellow veterans! <3

226 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5696 09:16

Yesterday I went to DOS burger

And to my surprise I saw no sign of any Pata-pi.

227 Name: heh man!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-5696 13:38

Today I was not raped by a bear.

228 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5703 20:48

Actually, I've never even heard of Yoshinoya

229 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5703 21:11

It's a noodle joint. I hear the beef bowl is pretty good.

230 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5710 07:41

Yoshinoya is good, but Super Dragon is better.

231 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5710 22:40

yesterday I went to yoshinoya. When I peed in the urinal, some sicko looked over the divider.

232 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5867 20:40

age

233 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5871 23:32

so

234 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5873 05:36

So yesterday I went to Kinokuniya and looked at the CDs in the music section but they all cost way too much so I went home after buying a box of Pocky.

235 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5874 02:47

So yesterday this asshole came into my store. He kept browsing the CDs in the music section and sighing. They were 150 yen off, for fuck's sake. How cheap can you get? He bought a box of Pocky and left. What he doesn't know is I crammed a banana up his tailpipe.

236 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5874 03:35

So yesterday, I parked at Kinokuniya and grabbed a hotdog from a street ven
dor. When I got back, it seems my car was robbed and there was a banana in my tailpipe. Not only were my anime CDs taken, no! Now I have to fix my car, too. Fucking great. Did he really need to take my bargain bin anime CDs? Why the hell did he stick a banana in there? I'd like to interrogate the guy that did this for roughly an hour.

237 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5874 18:06

So yesterday this guy comes up to me all breathless and nervous looking and starts blabbering to me about how he broke into this guys car, took this guys CDs and shoved a banana in his tail pipe. Only it was the wrong guys car- OH NOES- so now he's being a paranoid pussy about being caught and is looking to get rid of the evidence. I took them off his hands, because that's what I do, but seriously, who the fuck freaks out over having stolen CDs? They're only worth about 150 yen, for fucks sake.

238 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5874 18:13

>>234 never owned a car in the first place. He spends all his money on anime shit.

239 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5875 01:23

>>238 forgot that >>234 is actually an avid drift racer, in his Hatsune Miku special.

240 Name: M-H!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-5875 10:06

Yesterday I decided to stay at home. But my friends told me that Yoshinoya was really empty!

241 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5875 15:54

Yoshinoya was pretty much empty yesterday; so I was able to eat my extra-large, with extra sauce in peace without feeling like I was being judged.

242 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5875 19:17

I told my friend that Yoshinoya was really empty because i want him to turn into a fatass. He actually went there and bought an extra-large with extra sauce and thought he wouldn't be judged.

243 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5987 15:29

age

244 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5997 19:44

Yesterday I went to Yoshinoya.

I then suddenly became the prince of a town called Bel-Air.

245 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5997 22:47

I read >>244s post and became so angry I didn't even bother to interrogate him for roughly an hour; I immediately punched him as hard as I could in the face.

In doing so I broke his nose and sent bone fragments into his brain, instantly killing him. Now I have a corpse that I must drag over to Yoshinoyas. Tomorrows "beef" bowl should be cheap, at least.

246 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6014 19:09

i like extra sauce

247 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6015 06:42

>>244, are the green onions made of people too?
That's what you're getting at right?

248 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6024 03:52

I just figured out what bugs me about this thread's inspiration.

I have a hard time believing there are noodle shop hipsters, even in Japan.

249 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6026 01:56

>>247
Soylent Green onions are people!

...wait, what?

250 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6089 02:08

Anyway, listen to my story.
The other day, I went to a nearby Yoshinoya. A Yoshinoya.
And there was a huge crowd, so I couldn't find a place to sit.
And after a closer look, I saw that the banner read something like 150 yen off.
Seriously, are you morons? Idiots?
Hey, losers. Don't suddenly show up at Yoshinoya because of a goddamn 150 yen price drop.
It's 150 yen. A hundred fifty yen.
And there's even a family here.
Four people having a family dinner at Yoshinoya, huh?
Must be one hell of a special occasion.
And then the dad's like, okay, I'm gonna make mine a jumbo.
Just shoot me now.
Hey, guys, I'll give you 150 yen, so scram.
Yoshinoya is supposed to be a more brutal place.
Nothing odd about getting in a fight with the person opposite you at one of those U-shaped tables.
Knife someone, or get knifed yourself.
That's the atmosphere we want around here.
Women and children should get lost.
So I finally found a place to sit when the guy next to me ordered a large bowl with extra soup.
And I snapped again.
Now look here. Extra soup ain't the "in" thing no more, dumbass.
Don't come in here looking like you're all that and ordering no extra soup.
I want to know if you really want that extra soup.
Put you on the rack. For a whole hour.
Yeah. You probably just ordered that for the hell of it.
As a regular of Yoshinoya, I can tell you that the current fad is extra onions. That's the thing.
A large bowl with egg. Extra onions. That's how we roll.
If you just order extra onions, you get more onions.
Which means you get less beef.
So, get extra onions and an egg, and you're set.
But once you've ordered it, your name will be on their list.
A double-edged sword.
Can't recommend this to an amateur.
Etc.

251 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6263 10:04

So, I'm in China.
There are several Yoshinoya restaurants about Shanghai.
If there are any dokyun here in China presently, we must meet and enjoy some extra gravy in our large bowl.

I'll be here until next summer.

252 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6264 17:38

>>251 next year, in Jerusalem!

253 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6265 19:59

Anyways, >>250, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to DQN a while ago; you know, DQN?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people posting, and I couldn't refresh my captcha.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those DQNs.
You, don't come to DQN just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some emergency mittens, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna post in the Fatpa thread." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
DQN should be a surreal place.
That dense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped thread can carry out and be w at any time,
the previous-poster-is-a-panda mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-random, with extra mittens."
Who in the world orders extra mittens nowadays, you moron? Other than Mitten Girl, I mean?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to read it with extra mittens?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "mittens"?
Coming from a DQN veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra Rei.
That's right, extra Rei. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra Rei means more Rei than Shii. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the other posters from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>250, should just stick with releasing the emergency mittens.

254 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6265 22:46

Anyways, >>253, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Rei's a while ago; you know, Rei's?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people trying to order, and I couldn't find a seat.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those morons.
You, don't come to Rei's just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some "Sorry we just ran out of that", huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order some non-existant fries" God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Rei's should be an empty place.
That slow atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can order something that just ran out at any time,
the "Sorry we just ran out of that" mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating nothing(just ran out!), and then the bastard beside me goes "Cheeseburger with extra gravy!"
Who in the world orders extra gravy nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra gravy?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra gravy"?
Coming from a Rei's veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, " large fried mittens, with extra ( ゚ -゚)".
That's right, extra ( ゚ -゚). This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra ( ゚ -゚) means more ( ゚ -゚) than ( ゚ ヮ゚). But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's cruel. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the Rei from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>253, should just stick with "Sorry we just ran out of that".

255 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6266 15:18

>>252-san, I hear they have a 15RMB-off weeking coming up.

256 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6266 17:08

Holy shit, 15 RMB? I feel like going there just because of that, and I don't care if it makes someone want to interrogate me for roughly an hour.

257 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6267 20:46

Yesterday I went to Yoshinoya. My daughter, being both a woman and a child, screwed off and stayed home.

258 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6333 15:48

Still in Shanghai. I've located Yoshinoya and will be taking some pictures. Any requests?

259 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6333 18:58

>>258
Ask for extra sauce. When an enraged salaryman leaps over the table to interrogate you for roughly an hour, take a picture of his face and post it online for all of us to see.

260 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6354 03:23

Whatever, >>655095, just hear me out, okay? It's not really related to this thread, but hear me out anyways.
I went to General Tso's the other day. Yeah, you heard me, General Tso's .
Well, the place wasn't totally crammed full of hipsters and I could at last find a seat.
So I look around and there's some stupid wigger announcing how "hardcore" he is with a 汉字 tattoo and asking for extra duck sauce.
What the hell was he thinking?
Don't come to General Tso's for the sake of showing how tough you are, you idiots.
A forearm tattoo and extra duck sauce, for crying out loud...
There's even a whole group of niggers over there. All out for some General Tsao's , huh? Fucking great.
"Okay, Crystal's gonna order the extra-large!" God, it's pathetic.
I'll give you $1.5 to get out of that damn seat.
General Tsao's should be a genteel place.
That refined atmosphere, where the guy on the other side of the U-shaped table would share a witty quip soon as look at ya.
That smile-or-be-smiled at mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Wiggers and niggers can bugger off home.
Anyways, I was finally about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "I need like a LOT of duck sauce. I will pay you extra or whatever but I need, like a lot." "
...who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I'd interrogate him for a goddamn hour if that's what it takes.
Are you sure you didn't just want to try saying "extra duck sauce"?
Coming from a General Tso's veteran like me, the latest trend is this: extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. And an egg. That's how the pros eat.
Extra green onion means you get a little less chicken, and a lot more onion. It's a bit more expensive, I'll grant you.
But then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then you'll stick out, and next time the employees might recognize you and add you to their list.
The inexperienced need not apply.
Anyway, I guess what I'm trying to say... is that you, >>655095, should just stick with today's special.

261 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6354 04:11

( `ハ´) You seem like the type who would fit in well at my garden party, >>260

( `ハ´) I would like you to know that you are still invited in the--at this point, most plausible--case that your invitation has been lost at the hands of one of my minor nemeses, the Canada Post.

262 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6354 05:51

So, yesterday, my dad went to Yoshinoya.While I was supposedly doing nothing, I proceeded to masturbate.

263 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6377 15:08

So anyway >>259, please listen. I went to Yoshinoya by a metro station in Shanghai today. Place was deserted. There were no signs announcing money off. 16RMB for the beef bowl.
I was a little nervous going in, as it was my first time in the hallowed halls of Yoshinoya and I had to order extra onions without bursting out into laughter.

I flirted with the girl at the counter, then ordered the beef bowl. With extra onions. All the while wondering if I had been invisibly marked by my selection. Then all three of the staff burst out laughing. It might have been something to do with me recieving a message exactly as I ordered, telling me in broken Chinglish I made the senders gaydar tingle, and then chuckling loudly.
With the extra onion, the price was a little higher (18RMB), but there was about the same beef.

I ate it while the waitress made the eyes at me. I finished up, smiled and left.

Next time, I'll repeat the experiment and see the reaction of the staff.

264 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6377 16:56

>>263 I liked that story except for the dubious romantic subplot

265 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6624 20:52

>>264 I agree!

266 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6624 20:57

Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with today's special.

Always gives me great pleasure to read it!

>>245 experiment with ketamine

267 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6624 20:57

I want to ask him, "Why do you keep bumping terrible old threads?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.

268 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6624 21:06

>>267 I love this thread! Up yours!

269 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6625 08:13

>>267
Interrogate him FOR roughly an hour -or- Interrogate him ROUGHLY for an hour?

plz clarify

270 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6625 14:37

>>268
Well okay, maybe I was a little harsh about this thread in particular, but somebody keeps bumping shitty threads like this and this and I'm not awfully happy about it.

>>269
I would like to interrogate him roughly for exactly an hour.

271 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6644 17:03

>>270 I agree those are shitty threads, but I'd just like to add that I went to Yoshinoya the other day, you know, Yoshinoya? I've been a bit strapped for cash recently but I heard there was a special deal on, and I felt like I could do with cheering myself up a bit. It was a little late but I thought I could get a quick bit just before they closed. But I got there, and realised I'd forgotten my wallet at home. I'm such an idiot!

272 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6656 19:33

Yesterday I went to Panda Express and wimped out, having a Mandarin Chicken/Chow Mein bowl instead of something more chinky.

273 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6674 23:43

>>263
So anyway, about ten months ago, I went to Yoshinoya at Hongkou Football stadium, you remember that Yoshinoya?
The place was deserted and you had just said goodbye to a friend on the holidays. Your Chinese girlfriend broke up with you a few weeks previously. The guilt of cheating on your girlfriend at home had gotten a little too much and had started manifesting itself. You were very lonely. You had gotten a haircut earlier that day and there was an insane number of people there. Probably because of the discount they gave in Saturdays. It didn't really matter though.

I think you were trying to game a girl into a date, but you were so pressed for time for whatever imaginary reason, you broke it off when she said you still have a girlfriend. I don't think you cared, you just wanted some kind of brief connection.

You had bought chalk for weightlifitng in a hiking shop nearby a few weeks ago. You walked Hongkou's streets and alleys for hours afterwards. You spoke to no one, and bought yogurt in a konbini. People commented on how fat you were getting.

You were struggling to find a worthy internship.
I think you would have liked to talk to the staff a bit more. I think China really fucked you up and you are still unravelling all the shit that went down when you were there.

You still don't know how to describe it to people. You are afraid of sounding weak. Even your girlfriend doesn't know about the days you shut yourself away and survived on milk. How you stuttered when you talked to strangers. How paranoid you became. How you lied and manipulated your way into sex, and lied to her in order to manipulate her into spending her life savings to visit you for a month.

You used people as objects. They used you.

...I could really use some extra onions in my beef bowl right now.

274 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6675 03:33

>>273 glorious post A+++++ would frame and hang above my bed

275 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6676 03:20

>>273
What the poster above me said.

276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6704 11:20

sage derp

277 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6704 11:21

sage derp

278 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6711 08:53

Sit yourself down and shut up, >>1.

You went to Yoshinoya a few weeks ago. You know, the one where you used to be employed? Well, there was nobody there, it was after clsoing time. You looked in the safe behind the counter. It had over 150,000 yen in it.

Oh, the stupidity. You idiot. Don't throw your life away for a measly 150,000 yen, fool. It's only 150,000 yen, 1-5-0-0-0-0 YEN for crying out loud. You have a family to think of. Family of 4, all relying on Daddy to bring home the bacon? Well, you fucked it up.

"Don't worry, daddy's gonna buy you that Christmas present," you said to yourself as you slipped the cash into your pocket. God, I couldn't bear to watch the security tapes. You fool, you could have earned 150,000 yen if you had worked for it. But it's too late for you now.

You know, prison is a bloody place. That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the cafeteria table can start a fight at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about it. Women and children don't exist there. You'll be about to start eating, and then the bastard next to you will go "extra-large, with extra sauce."

That's code for "You're our next victim." And then they'll rape you. They'll rape you for roughly an hour. They'll fill your ass with "extra sauce". I used to be a prison guard, and let me tell you, the latest trend is extra green onion. That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of raping new blood.

Extra green onion means they ram it in until your skin starts to peel away like an onion. The sauce goes straight into your mouth. And you start to get used to it. This is the key. Because then, it's delicious. You reach the pits of depravity. Once you're served this, you'll be marked from then on. You'll be their bitch the rest of your life.

What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, are under arrest.

279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6711 12:10

>>278 is this original content? If so it is glorious

280 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6745 12:59

Well, never mind all that, >>279. This has nothing to do with this thread, but would you just listen to me for a little bit? See, I went to the local Gold's Gym today. Right. Gold's Gym. And the damn place was packed so full of people, I couldn't even find a rack. So I looked around a bit, and I found a sign that said "Crossfit strongman Meet - 15% off". What the hell is wrong with you people? Are you idiots or something? Any other day you wouldn't even think of going to Gold's Gym, but if it's Crossfit, you all flock in here? It's just 15 fucking percent! 15 percent! And you're bringing the kids too. Look at that, a family of four going to Gold's Gym. Con-fucking-gratulations. And now the guy's going, "All right! Daddy's going to do the large axle continental clean!" Shit, I can't watch any more of this.
Gold's Gym should be fucking brutal. Two guys squat facing each other across a box-shaped rack, and you never quite know if they'll suddenly just start a powerlifting meet right there. It's lift-or-be-lifted, and that's what so damn great about the place. Women and kids should stay the fuck away.
Well, I finally found a rack, but then the guy next to me goes, "I'll go for 25 power snatches!". So now I'm pissed off again. Who the fuck does snatches for 25 these days? Why are you looking so goddamn proud when you say that? I was gonna ask you, are you really going to do all those snatches in a single set with good form? I wanted to fucking interrogate you. For about a fucking hour. You know what? I think you just wanted to say "power snatch".
Now, take it from a Gold's Gym veteran. The latest thing among the Yoshinoya pros is this: Smolov squats. That's the ticket. Loads of squats with little assistance onions, and GOMAD. This is what someone who knows his shit orders. They put in more fat, and less carbs. A large bow bowl of oats with the raw egg, that's really fucking awesome. Now, you should know, if you keep on Smolov, there's a risk employees might write you up. This really is a double-edged sword. I really can't recommend this for amateurs. And you, >>279, well, you should really just stick to the leg extension machine.

281 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6745 15:09

Anyways, >>280, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to /dqn/ a while ago; you know, /dqn/?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had ">>150GET" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to /dqn/ just because it's >>150GET, fool.
It's only 150GET, 1-5-0 G-E-T for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some /dqn/, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150GET if you get out of those seats.
/dqn/ should be a silly place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped textboard can start a panda thread at any time,
the post-or-be-left-out-of-the-fun mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start posting, and then the dokyun beside me goes "WASSHOI!"
Who in the world posts WASSHOI threads nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to do the WASSHOI dance?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "WASSHOI"?
Coming from a /dqn/ veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, Beady Eyes.
That's right, Beady Eyes. This is the vet's way of derailing threads.
Extra Beady Eyes means more Beady Eyes than Grandpa. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>280, should just stick with watching the emergency mittens float gently down the screen.

282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6966 13:56

281 dokyuns all out for some yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.

283 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6971 22:11

Anyways, >>282, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Waffle House a while ago; you know, Waffle House?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "Free grits" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Waffle House just because it has free grits, fool.
It's only grits, G-R-I-T-S for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Waffle House, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the Texas Cheesesteak Melt with bacon and gravy." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you my grits if you get out of those seats.
Waffle House should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two truckers on opposite ends of the counter can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "hash browns, capped, diced and peppered."
Who in the world orders capped, diced and peppered nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it capped, diced and peppered?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "capped, diced and peppered"?
Coming from a Waffle House veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, smothered, covered and chunked.
That's right, smothered, covered and chunked. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra onions, cheese and ham means more onions, cheese and ham than potatoes. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll get a heart attack; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>282, should just stick with IHOP.

284 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6972 12:34

This is my favorite thread on all of Channel 4.

285 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6972 14:33

Oh god, >>>1 is from the future in 2004. I hope he posts again and tells us what is going to happen.

286 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6972 14:58

We know he farts. That's something you can bank on.

287 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6972 18:08

Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was only a few people there, and I had no problem finding a seat.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
What a pleasant surprise, I thought.
I didn't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, but even so.
It's nice of the management to do these little things for the customers occasionally.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How delightful!
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." I happen to overhear.
I don't know these people, but I'd happily give them 150 yen if they needed change for the bus.
Yosinoya is a wonderful place.
That calm atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can strike up a conversation at any time,
the happy-go-lucky mentality, that's what's great about this place.
The women and children really add to the feel of the place, too.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the guy beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays?
I want to tell him, "y'know, actually, I've heard good things about the extra green onion."
I want to chat with him. I want to chat with him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't want to try ordering extra green onion instead?
Coming from a Yoshinoya regular such as myself, the latest trend among us regulars is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is my favourite way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. The employees are so nice they don't even charge extra for it.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
And, if you order this then the employees will probably remember you from next time on; it's a nice feeling.
I'd recommend it to anyone.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should come visit some time.

288 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6973 01:53

>>284 same

289 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7071 01:07

Yesterday I went to Gensokyo

290 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7157 15:31

     | \
     |Д`)   No one is in yoshinoya.
     |⊂     I can perform my interpretive ordering.
     |

     ♪  ☆
   ♪   / \    EXTRA SAUCE
      ヽ(´Д`;)ノ   EXTRA SAUCE
         (  へ)    EXTRA EXTRA
          く       SAUCE

   ♪    ☆
     ♪ / \   EXTRA EXTRA
      ヽ(;´Д`)ノ  EXTRA SAUCE
         (へ  )    EXTRA SAUCY
             >    SAUCE

291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7179 21:49

( ´ω`) When I was your age, 150 yen was enough to feed our entire family. If it weren't for these damned high speed printing presses, we could still feed our entire family for 150 yen!

292 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7180 01:43

( ´ω`) I love the prime minister, his economic policy is to print a fuckton of money and give it away, as I am a NEET I am getting money by the truckload.

293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 15:52

So I looked for the nearest Yoshinoya and it was in Arizona and it's closed. I guess I'll go to Five Guys Burgers & Fries instead. :(

294 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7363 15:11

So I went to Panda Express and had the Teriyaki chicken bowl with chow mein and an eggroll. It was okay.

I like the kind of bouncy pop Chinese folk muzak they play there.

295 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7787 23:56

>>289
There was an insane amount of people there and I couldn't get in, because Komachi was slacking off again.

296 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8159 17:18

Now, take it from a Yoshinoya veteran. The latest thing among the Yoshinoya pros is this: Extra green onions. That's the ticket. A large bowl with extra onions, and egg. This is what someone who knows his shit orders. They put in more onions, and less meat. A large bowl with the raw egg, that's really fucking awesome. Now, you should know, if you keep ordering this, there's a risk employees might write you up. This really is a double-edged sword. I really can't recommend this for amateurs.

297 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8159 19:17

Okay, so I actually made a trek to the mecca. You know, Yoshinoya. I'd read so much about it over the past decade of lurking message boards. Now I was in Japan and had a chance. It wasn't super crowded like in the original rant. But I did feel a bit stupid because I was basically the only single guy there, plus I was a weeaboo wearing an anime shirt. Everybody else was a group of friends, or a family, or a giggling couple or some shit.

I sat down at the U-shaped counter and saw there was some 10% off deal if you tweet or instagram a Yoshinoya selfie. Okay, I expected some nonsense but give me a fucking break. You social media fucknuts. Nobody should post their stupid face online. Especially not at Yoshinoya. This isn't a fucking 5-star Michelin restaurant. It's the Japanese equivalent of Mickey D's. There were a couple of annoying squealing gyaruz caked with too much makeup, trying to shoot a selfie that included both their faces and their greasy bowl of beef. You think that's fucking attractive? Do you really need that 10% off? I want to fuck 10% of your faces off.

I knew Yoshinoya wasn't going to be like the rant, but I didn't know it would be this mind-bogglingly disappointing. So anticlimactic, so boring. It was just another venue for the smoldering ranks of normal people. I was hoping there would be at least one otaku like myself. The type of person who visits anonymous message boards and knows the True Meaning of Yoshinoya. We could exchange knowing looks from opposite sides of the U-shaped counter. Maybe even have a knife fight.

But whatever, I tried to focus on my task. I was getting ready to order extra green onions, like the guy in the original rant. I was hoping that would be the secret code to unlock the cool side of Yoshinoya that I'd been waiting for. They would put my name on a list and wink at me.

But the guys next to me order first. And one of them orders a large bowl with egg and extra green onions.

Okay, what the fuck. Stop making it sound like "extra green onions" is a thing that normal people get. That should be reserved for people like me who are in-the-know. Lonely internet people who grew up on message boards. Not boring shits like you who have 500 friends on facebook or whatever.

I want to interrogate them for roughly an hour. Do you understand what you're doing? Do you know the true meaning of "extra green onion?" Do you know how many Yoshinoya rant parodies I've written and read in my time? Have you even heard of 2ch?

I gave up. Yoshinoya wasn't anything like I'd hoped. The dream was dead. So I got the daily special.

298 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8161 04:36

I went to Yoshinoya and had the beef bowl. It was okay. Nobody got stabbed.

299 Name: (´д`;) : 1993-09-8285 03:19

yosinoya wassoi

300 Name: (´д`;) : 1993-09-8285 03:20

yosinoya wassoi

301 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8285 06:23

>>299
>>300
What the hell were you thinking, bumping an ancient thread like this? And bumping it twice!? I oughta stab you from across a U-shaped table!

302 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8285 14:21

Close your face. This is quite possibly the best thread on the whole of 4-ch!

303 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8285 17:05

At Yoshinoya, we not only serve up fresh and wholesome food, we serve up excitement.

304 Name: (´д`;) : 1993-09-8286 13:54

>>301
yosinoya wassoi

305 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8309 03:10

>>1 from such a thing, me Choi To hear. Thread the massage does not matter.
During this time, I went in the neighborhood Yoshinoya. Yoshinoya.
And then I'm a person does not sit in a mess full of something.
In, well have dropped banners something I saw, 150 yen off, it is written Toka.
I anymore, and Ahoka. Fool or a.
You guys that, I'm Ne Kiten to Yoshinoya do not come 150 yen discount Shiki is usually, blur.
It 's 150 yen, 150 yen.
Something also to have Toka parents and children. Do Yoshinoya in the family of four people. Over to your Medellin.
Alright daddy TokuSakari asked would do'll over, Toka're saying. No Ran look anymore.
You guys that, the seat Arcaro because do 150 yen.
The I Yoshinoya Do not, you're such should have been more brutal.
When quarrel and the guy sitting across from the U of shaped table is not amusing even begun,
Either stabbed or stab, or Ne Ja do such atmosphere is good. Women and children are, Now go sit in the corner.
In, if I thought you finally sit down, guy next door, the Nuo DaiSakari rainy season, we have said there.
So also it is cut spotted.
Anona, I Ne Hayan extra juice Nante Kyobi. Blurring.
What, extra juice in, it was a proud face.
You really want to ask whether you want to eat the soup duct. I want confronted. I want confronted small one hour.
You, whether I Chau just want to say I extra juice.
Now if you do not mind my saying so from my Yoshinoya through, after all the latest epidemic of between Yoshinoya through,
Negidaku, that's it.
Large serving green onions Nuo Gyoku. This is asked how through.
The I Negidaku has entered into generous is green onion. Son instead of meat is rather less. this.
In, it piled high Gyoku (egg). This strongest.
But ask this is also associated with the risk of being marked clerk from the next, double-edged sword.
The amateur can not be recommended.
Well you, >>1, was elaborate let also ate at Ushisake set meal.

306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8309 12:37

Okay, so I actually made a trek to the mecca. You know, Yoshinoya. I’d read so much about it over the past decade of lurking message boards. Now I was in Japan and had a chance. It wasn’t super crowded like in the original rant. But I did feel a bit stupid because I was basically the only single guy there, plus I was a weeaboo wearing an anime shirt. Everybody else was a group of friends, or a family, or a giggling couple or some shit.

I sat down at the U-shaped counter and saw there was some 10% off deal if you tweet or instagram a Yoshinoya selfie. Okay, I expected some nonsense but give me a fucking break. You social media fucknuts. Nobody should post their stupid face online. Especially not at Yoshinoya. This isn’t a fucking 5-star Michelin restaurant. It’s the Japanese equivalent of Mickey D’s. There were a couple of annoying squealing gyaruz caked with too much makeup, trying to shoot a selfie that included both their faces and their greasy bowl of beef. You think that’s fucking attractive? Do you really need that 10% off? I want to fuck 10% of your faces off.

I knew Yoshinoya wasn’t going to be like the rant, but I didn’t know it would be this mind-bogglingly disappointing. So anticlimactic, so boring. It was just another venue for the smoldering ranks of normal people. I was hoping there would be at least one otaku like myself. The type of person who visits anonymous message boards and knows the True Meaning of Yoshinoya. We could exchange knowing looks from opposite sides of the U-shaped counter. Maybe even have a knife fight.

But whatever, I tried to focus on my task. I was getting ready to order extra green onions, like the guy in the original rant. I was hoping that would be the secret code to unlock the cool side of Yoshinoya that I’d been waiting for. They would put my name on a list and wink at me.

But the guys next to me order first. And one of them orders a large bowl with egg and extra green onions.

Okay, what the fuck. Stop making it sound like “extra green onions” is a thing that normal people get. That should be reserved for people like me who are in-the-know. Lonely internet people who grew up on message boards. Not boring shits like you who have 500 friends on facebook or whatever.

I want to interrogate them for roughly an hour. Do you understand what you’re doing? Do you know the true meaning of “extra green onion?” Do you know how many Yoshinoya rant parodies I’ve written and read in my time? Have you even heard of 2ch?

I gave up. Yoshinoya wasn’t anything like I’d hoped. The dream was dead. So I got the daily special.

307 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8394 16:08

Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways it was really quite a spiritual experience.
I pushed open the doors and the scent of beef broth wafted out in great misty coils.
The incessant chatter of diners merged into a low roar, like the sound of a waterfall in the distance.
Papier-mâché families of four waltzed across the floor in front of me, identical grinning masks on each of their faces.
Repressing a shudder, I pushed through the crowds of shifting flesh to the counter.
A chorus of angels descended from among the 150 yen off banners hanging from the ceiling.
In an undulating aria a glowing, maternal voice told me it's okay to want extra sauce.
I would not be deceived, however. "Extra-large, with extra green onion" I intoned confidently, with a voice like thunder.
Double-edged swords fanned out from behind the woman at the counter like a peacock tail.
I patiently waited for my bowl, then took a seat at one side of a U-shaped table.
The men on the other side were holding daggers, but I knew they could never dare stab a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself.
With a jolt of vertigo, I looked down into my bottomless extra-large bowl.
The bubbles of grease floating on the surface spiralled round and round, faster and faster, as I plunged deeper into the maelstrom.
Machine elves danced on rafts of beef, dodging the countless bits of green onion zipping to and fro.
Streams of \100 and \50 coins floated inwards like confetti.
I knew somewhere deep within the fractal vortex was the spirit of Yoshinoya.
From her, I could learn the secret, the key: the perfect Yoshinoya dish.
I had to know.
I wouldn't even mind if the price was a tad higher, or if I were marked by the employees from next time on.
I would learn the secret, even if I had to interrogate her for over an hour.
At the vital moment, however, some idiot next to me said "Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large."
My concentration wavered. The moment was lost.
I wasn't even angry. I just got up and left.
A single glance back at the steam still rising from my untouched bowl, then I was gone.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should really just stay away from LSD if you know what's good for you.

308 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8580 03:42

I always order my steak medium-rare. Unless, of course, I'm sitting at a table in a steakhouse with a large group of people. In that case it's not so simple. I'm a gentlemen, so I never just go ahead and order first. I'll hold off for somebody else to start, and then I'll wait until it's my turn to order. Chances are, somebody else is going to order their steak medium-rare. I'm telling you, it's the best way to have a steak. But then the waiter will come around to me, “And for you sir? How would you like your steak prepared?” I can't say medium-rare now. I'll look like I have no idea what I'm doing. I'll look like I've never ordered a steak before, and now I'm just copying everybody else.

This is why it's great to order first at a steak place. Everyone else is definitely going to get their steak medium-rare. So when you order first, you look like you're in charge, like everyone else is following your lead. Then the second person also says medium-rare. “Very good, sir.” And maybe he really did want his steak medium-rare. It all depends on how fast he said it. If there was even a second's hesitation, it would be perfectly obvious that he was probably going to go for medium, but he didn't feel like being outdone by the first person. “I'll take mine medium … rare. Medium-rare.” A classic rookie I've-never-eaten-in-a-steakhouse-with-a-large-group-of-people mistake.

And then it goes down the line, medium-rare, medium-rare, medium-rare. But now everybody ordering, the fifth, sixth, seventh, even if they wanted medium, medium-well, it's just not happening. Nobody's going to stick their neck out like that. By the third or fourth person, the waiter is only even asking because he has to, because it's part of his job description. Bosses always gets really pissed when waiters try to save some time, try to cast out a blanket, “medium-rares all around?” question to the table.

Every once in a while the waiter will start off with a person who clearly doesn't know how to eat steak and they'll say medium or medium-well. And the next person will order theirs, extra loud, medium-rare, as if to say, please don't confuse me with my idiot friend to my left, I'd like mine medium-rare. Please. And it'll go down the line, medium-rare, medium-rare, and after two or three people, that first guy will realize his mistake, and he'll get really embarrassed, and he'll just shout out to the waiter, who's already passed him, and he'll say, “Excuse me, you know what? I'm going to go for that medium-rare also, thanks.” And the waiter will say, “Very good, sir,” and he'll pretend to cross out something on his pad and write in something else, but it will all be an act, because he's not writing anything at all. It's always medium-rare. The first person always changes to medium-rare after everyone else orders medium-rare. It's a science.

But then it gets to me, maybe I'm like the eighth or ninth person ordering. And I'm no follower, I'm no nameless face in a crowd. So I'll say “rare, please.” And everyone drops their fork and stares. I learned this trick at my friend's wedding in Iowa last summer. The rehearsal dinner was at this steak place, and the specialty was rib-eye. Delish. Of course I was going to order medium-rare, but the first person ordered rare. I was like, what? Rare? Crazy. But then the second person ordered. Rare. Third, fourth, fifth. Rare, rare, rare. There was definitely a pattern here and it became clear to me how I'd have to order my steak.

I really hope that someday I'm out to dinner with a bunch of guys and for some reason it's my turn to order first. And I'm definitely going to order rare. And I know that that second person is just going to have to order rare also. And it'll be like dominoes, everyone falling in line, everyone getting a rare steak. I'm pretty sure that's what happened in Iowa. I think.

309 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8595 08:06

Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. It's not relevant to typical "real life", but. I went back to university to get my master's degree; you know, learn a little more, earn a little more? Well anyways I couldn't walk to a class from the parking lot and had to take a detour. Turns out there's now a Chipotle on campus and the "line" is out the door.

For fuck's sake. I don't remember being such a dumbass as a freshman. This is not hard, you just leave a path for people to go past. It's just a combination of vaguely Mexican cuisine that you could prepare with ingredients from the Whole Foods just off campus, you hipsters.

There's even a letter-sized Xeroxed poster for a "safe space" here. Not the real kind for gay kids to escape beatings, but the stupid kind with puppy videos and ball pits. Holy fucking shit.

"I was thinking about getting the bowl this time." Oh my God. You guys, I've got half a mind to throw tortillas at you freaks.

The campus should be anything but safe. Nerds stealing your student ID magstrip, jocks flexing their sheer physical prowess, pinko commies ready to bash the fash, none of these smarty-pants are actually smart enough to de-escalate any challenge to their preconceived notions. Campus rioting: that's what you're paying half your old man's salary to be here for. If you wanted safety you should've gotten your degree online.

Anyways, I had cleared the corner and I hear this fat fuck say "mild salsa." Who in the world gets the mild only, pantywaist? I want him to see me stare in disapproval of his obviously non-functional gut. I want to stare into his soul. I want to put the fear of God in him. Say mild one more time, motherfucker.

No, if you want to be truly fashionable, what you add is the fajita topping. That's right, fajita topping is the true way to show you know what you're doing. It does mean you get more onion than salsa. Your burrito's structural integrity may be at stake yet it's worth it for the taste aloe.

But if you order this, there's a chance the employees will shaft you on meat next time; it's a serious backfire. Never do this before your junior year.

What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should allot more time to get to class.

310 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8595 13:53

dicks out for Harambe

311 Name: im gay : 1993-09-8784 09:47

lol.

312 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8977 20:22

I didn't go to Yoshinoya.

I went to Wendy's.

313 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8977 23:35

I went to Yoshinoya in Delhi once and got a Russian escort.

314 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8977 23:43

>>313
Was she extra-large?

315 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 04:07

Does anyone here have access to a fax machine?

316 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 11:52

>>315 Do you really need to use a fax machine, or did you just want to have a go at typing "fax machine"?

317 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 15:02

>>316
I am curious if anyone has a fax machine!

318 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 18:21

There's a Motel 6 near me that still uses a dot matrix printer for receipts.

319 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 18:25

I'd love to have a dot-matrix printer, for like, art projects.

320 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 19:40

I am thinking of making a project involving fax machines!

321 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 20:08

I do, in fact, have no fax machine.

322 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9000 09:46

Still seeking a fax machine otaku!

323 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9000 10:26

I do, in fact, have no fax machine.

324 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9000 10:28

Still seeking a fax machine otaku!

325 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9000 19:43

Dental plan! Lisa needs braces!

326 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9001 05:27

I wish they left that scene in. Just imagine if the west became more accepting of DQN. By keeping that scene in it would possibly prompt more adults to research it and get converted into DQN fans (I am one myself), in turn increasing the amount that is imported and thus increasing DQN revenues in Japan, therefore increasing the amount of content created. We may have actually had big names like Daddy Cool, who has made his fair share of VIP threads, start to produce DQN threads too. The more accepting the public is, the less of a big deal DQN would be and so we'd finally have superbly entertaining threads involving Grandpa, mittens, fancy hearing cake, and DQN music.

There just aren't enough anonymous text boards in the west, and the Japanese are leading the way and leaving us behind. Not to mention we don't get 2-ch jokes translated fast enough. Only a few high profile 2-ch jokes get translated quickly, but because we don't demand it in the west then there's no commercial involvement and we have to rely on fan 2-chers (Those kind souls), and so we miss out on a lot of the more niche jokes. I don't only read DQN for the current thoughts or even the character threads, I read it for the fantastic way people are able to post whatever they want. When was the last time you heard the phrase "the only surviving legend of socotion gomez." Never, that's when you last heard that in normal forums. You know, not to mention that "im gay" sounds much cuter and less serious when it is mumbled by an anonymous poster, versus "I'm gay".

There's things that DQN can do also that no regular text board could. Kopipe is one of God's greatest inventions, the way that a single Yoshinoya rant can have so many humorous variations is incredible. My soul survives on kopipe coupled with the cute ramblings of mindbroken DQN users. And of course ascii art is nothing compared to the SJIS/UTF art many amazing Japanese men (maybe women) draw. The text art in parts of 2-ch is better than anything which has came out of Italy in the past 1000+ years. Truly mind blowing stuff. The way they can make Aramaki Scaltinof seem so soft and puffy, the way they can perfectly sculpt Mona, the way they can get the absolute perfect amount of white space between characters and the way they can make plaintext look like the softest, most delicious things in existence. Messenger software in the west often use emoji which looks like it's straight from Cartoon Network. Whereas 2-ch users in Japan make text art which looks like it's straight from the mind of a man with the greatest tastes.

Just imagine how much more advanced humanity would be, how much we'd progress, how much happier we would be as a whole if it was just acceptable to post whatever you were thinking on DQN. The fact that Japanese man have smaller cocks than us in the west is no surprise when you consider how large their brains must be to come up with the most entertaining threads known to man.

This is the sort of future we miss out on when mentions of DQN are cut from mainstream american sitcoms.

327 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9031 16:30

Yesterday I went to the Shangrila Marshmallow Dreams Maid Cafe in Akihabara.

328 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9031 20:10

>>327
Was she extra-large?

329 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9031 21:23

Did she have extra sauce if you know what I mean?

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9032 16:22

Did you Bangor?

331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9032 16:28

Or did you hardly Newark?

332 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9032 16:29

332

333 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9032 16:29

333GET

334 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9052 16:49

Alright, so, the scene. We're in... I think it was South Carolina, or Tennessee? My friends and I have just finished playing in a card tournament (not a cool one, just Magic). We stop by Jack in the Box in the way home.

One of our guys has to pee. He goes in, and walks back out 5 seconds later. He's got that half smile half shocked look. "Guys, you have to come see this".

We walk in and it is just a disaster. The entire bathroom is a problem. There's a huge shit in 2/3 of the urinals, blood all over the floor... and the cherry on top is the coat hangar COMPLETE WITH FETUS in the toilet.

Well, I have to pee too, and the bathroom is already a mess, so my buddy and I back up and piss into the same urinal. We're pretty far back from it to, 3 or 4 feet away trying to get the highest arc. There are still a couple of our magic team in the bathroom watching this transpire. I don't remember who won. I think in a way we all did.

We exit the bathroom and an old black man sees us walk out. One of our group has already gotten our food, which is good. The old man goes in, and comes out with a look of pure... Disappointment and hurt. Like... "how could the human race have done this, and why would they do this to me?" and he looks into our souls with this look, as if we were responsible for all of it.

He goes to alert an attendant and I don't want to explain to the middle aged manager lady that we didn't abort into her toilet (we just pissed all over the urinal) so we grab our food to go and eat in the car. I'll never forget that guy's face though.

Anyway, that was my real life lesson in broken window theory.

335 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9052 17:20

>>334 this isn't kopipe but it should be, so I'm stealing it. good job

336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9052 21:56

>>334
and then everyone clapped

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9055 15:56

Hey, listen to me for a moment, a'ight? I don't care if it's not related to this chat. Just listen!
Yesterday, I went over to the Ristorante di Milano for a simple meal. Yes, THAT Italian restaurant, Ristorante di Milano.
But the whole restaurant was so crowded, I couldn't even find a seat for hours!
Then I saw a poster that said "Special offer! €12 discount".
I thought to myself... geez, that's so fucking amazing.
You guys don't even normally visit Ristorante di Milano.
All you bastards came here just for that stupid-assed €12 discount.
Just for those 12 Euros. TWELVE FREAKIN' EUROS!!
Then I saw some parents & children. A family of four eating out at the Ristorante di Milano. Damn, so much for that bitch's home-cooked family feast.
Then one of the little brats said "Daddy's gonna order a large Bruschetta Fegatini". I couldn't believe it! Uuuuuggh, are you out of your fucking mind!?
Shiiit, i'll pay you €12 just to move your stanky fat-ass out of a seat.
Dude, you just don't go to the Ristorante di Milano for that lala-oh-i'm-so-happy dinner bullshit.
It's where you pick a fist-fight with the fucking guy sitting across 'yah in that U-shaped table. Kill or be killed. Heh... now that's the kinda shit I like.
Ladies, kids, stand back... 'cuz everything's gonna get FUCKED UP NOW.
After waiting for ages, I finally found an empty seat. But then, the guy next to me ordered by saying "A large Neopolitan pizza with a LOTTA' pepperoni".
Dude, that just pissed me off even more. Shit, you just don't say "lotta' pepperoni" nowadays, ya' freaking bastard.
How the fuck can you say "lotta' pepperoni" with that "oh, i'm so fucking cool, hur-hur-hur..." look!?!?
Damn, I was THIS CLOSE to standing in front of his face and yelling "DO YOU EVEN LIKE EATING THAT MUCH FUCKIN' PEPPERONI!?"
For a freaking hour, I was THIS CLOSE to doing that.
Shit, I bet you just wanted to use the words "lotta' pepperoni" out loud. Wow, you're so clever. Dude, you gotta be like ME. See, now I know what's "all that" in the Ristorante di Milano. What's cool right now to say is "Pennette con Ricotta & Melanzane".
That's it! You see now, a large pasta serving with aubergines & ricotta is what the hardcore Ristorante di Milano freaks eat. Like ME.
Saying "Pennette con Ricotta & Melanzane" means that won't get a pizza, but they put a WHOLE MESS of pasta.
Mmmmm... a lotta pasta, now THAT'S what I call a meal.
But anywhoo... ordering that is kinda' like a double-edged sword. Cuz' then the waiters might notice you the next time you come by.
So yeah, I can't reccomend this to noobs.
For you, just go order a Prosciutto e Melone al Ventaglo. That's as far as you can go, you know what i'm sayin'?

338 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9057 03:03

Yesterday, I went to Yoshinoya near my house, Yoshinoya.
Then, there were a lot of people and I couldn't sit.
And so, I found a banner which said"150yen off!".
Sigh…It's idiot, it's fool…

Hey you! Don't come to Yoshinoya, which you don't often come to, only because 150yen off! Idiot!!
150yen! Only 150yen!

It seems there are families. Did You come to Yoshinoya with 4 family? A happy event!
A dad said "Year! I'd like the largest size!". I can't endure.
You! I'll give you 150yen, and give your seat to me!

Yoshinoya should be brutal.
Men toward U-shaped table may start to fight. Stab, or stabbed. Such air is good, isn't it? Come home girls and children!

Long time later, I could sit. Then A man sitting next to me says "Big size Tsuyudaku(Juicy)" and so on.
I lost my temper again!
Don't you know? Tsuyudaku isn't the current fashion! Poor!
Don't say Tsuyudaku with proud look!
I wanna ask if you really wanna eat Tsuyudaku. I wanna ask you. I wanna ask you for an hour.
Dont' you only wanna say Tsuyudaku?

Me,Yoshinoya expart, will tell you. The latest fashion among Yoshinoya expart is Negidaku. This is!
"Big size Negidaku Gyoku". This is an expart order.
Negidaku means more Negi(long onion) but less meat. This.
And Big size Gyoku(raw egg). This is perfect.

But if you order this, it's possible the stuff mark you. It's a double-edged sword.
I don't recommend this to beginners.
I think you beginners should order Gyu-Shake Teishoku(rice with meat and salmon) and like this.

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