Yesterday, I went to Yoshinoya... (195)

1 Name: lolocaust!rsvcwx6Axc 2004-12-04 15:10 ID:HVt1OSAA [Del]

... and I farted.

146 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5205 05:42

So zit this, >>1, relevance low I know but you need the burst. Yesterday high-sun I was drytanked, you res me? So I went to Yoshinoya; yes, THE Yoshinoya, that deeky noodle zaibatsu that has its rippers everywhere. So the place was overstuffed with the quietly desperate - no ass parking availabe for Y.T. if you drift. I closed my eyes and vid the homepage and in spinning flames it's hammering 150 nuYEN OFF through my socket. That's like what, half a kongbuck? That's nothin' mang.
The place is hip deep in burbanites and their happy accidents. I finally get my order and start horkin when I hear this one blobulent zipperhead reek an XL beefhat with extra sauce. What kind of nippleslkorching backfat rub orders extra sauce? I wanted to icebreak him. I'd take a whole hour to pop his stack.

Ah fuck it. This sucks :(

147 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5205 10:58

>>146 choked to death on Shadowrun lingo! Naturally, the other runners swiped his junk and tossed him in a ditch. BAD END.

148 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5205 16:30

Cyberpunk is so last millenium...

149 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5210 23:08

So I was going to go to Yoshinoya today (150 yen off! Awesome!) and stuff myself with the tried & true extra large w/extra sauce (fuck those green onions), but my car was covered with snow, so I stayed in and made a grilled cheese sandwich.

150 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5210 23:37

>>148
So I went to the ... fuck this

151 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5210 23:39

>>150
So I ... fuck.

152 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5211 01:38

So I fucked this chick at Yoshinoya and she was all "oooo extra sauce extra sauce!"

153 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5211 09:23

So, I used to have a job where I "pumped out" the "extra sauce", but then everyone switched to green onions. WTF? How the fuck am I supposed to feed and cloth my 12 kids now?!?!?!

154 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5212 00:05

i went to yoshinoya the end

155 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5212 00:09

i went to the end and there was extra sauce

156 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5212 04:07

I woke up and there was extra sauce in my end -and $1500 in my bank account! Can you believe it?

157 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5213 01:41

>>111
With "Kentucky fried chicken Part-time job The boy student (17) of the twelfth grade which was being carried out is the Internet. Membership system Community Site It turned out on the 6th that it was writing in the diary of "mixi", saying " cockroach was lifted on the inside of a shop" etc." "Kentucky Fried Chicken Japan [ ]" head office -- the contents of the diary -- "-- groundless -- impossible talk" (public relations office) -- explanation.

158 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5214 16:53

I wanted to go to Yoshinoya but there aren't any in Iowa :(

159 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5214 20:40

>>158
Vote for Ron Paul!

160 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5214 21:00

I would but he's anti-Yoshinoya.

161 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5214 21:51

And his breath stinks of extra green onions.

162 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5214 23:26

And he's part of the sauce minimization coalition.

163 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5215 05:38

And he's named "Ron Paul".

164 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5215 05:45

But he brings in a nice Pron Haul.

165 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5216 00:41

an he always makes me mon lol

166 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5216 01:47

and he called me "pig"

167 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5216 10:36

And he hates my fleet-footed black friends. They can't help their fleet-footedness.

168 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5216 14:11

And he's a constitutional literalist who would tear up the establishment clause.

169 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5217 16:25

And he wants to interrogate me for like an hour.

170 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5217 17:36

And he says that extra sauce is a states' rights issue, but it is pretty clear that he just wants all the states to ban extra sauce.

171 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5225 09:53

I visit here first time.
KinenKakiko.

172 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5225 10:23

That is not a word so why do you say it?
KanonKokeki.

173 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5225 15:48

That is a stupid meme why do you insist on forcing it?
KakeKikoku

174 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5225 21:11

I just wanted to hear myself say it
KikiExtraSauceKo

175 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5228 18:42

Extra large, extra sauce, extra green onions, and put it in a dirty bowl!

176 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5241 23:26

Anyways, >>175, listen to me. We're out of onions, so you'll have to make do with Guatemalan insanity peppers.

177 Name: af : 1993-09-5267 13:07

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178 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5267 19:07

That is not a ahkrosjnmkdy xanax why did you gkhreu cialis nxzojm it?

179 Name: （　・∀・） : 1993-09-5278 18:10

Uguu~

180 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5278 18:38

Unyuu~

181 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5282 20:18

http://4-ch.net/food/kareha.pl/1202690190/4,5

182 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5288 01:40

So anyways, I went to Yoshinoya and bumped into this thread and we had a good time eating beef bowls with extra sauce together.

183 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5288 20:19

Yesterday I went to Yoshinoya, so today I think I'll go to mickey d's

184 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5314 13:34

So I went to the Waterloo, Iowa Yoshinoya for breakfast and had french toast on a bed of rice with a glass full of orange juice and soy sauce.

185 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5314 14:14

It's okay to want extra sauce.

186 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5315 00:26

Unko~

187 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5315 11:00

It's not okay to want unko.

188 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5316 17:09

Features and Benefits

* Our signature items are our unique, tasty and juicy Teriyaki Chicken Bowl, Beef Bowl or try both in our delicious Combo Bowl
* Fast, friendly service
* Different from any other fast food chain concept - no one else offers this healthy, fresh and nutritious alternative to traditional fast foods
* Clean Environment.
* Offer healthy options such as skinless chicken with fresh vegetables over steamed rice or chicken salads
* Located near you. There are over 80 stores in California and New York.
* Convenient open hours, 24-hour service in some locations
* Most stores offer drive-through option for your convenience
* Very reasonable prices especially when compared to other Japanese foods
* Established for over 100 years in Asia and 25 years in USA
* Food is very satisfying and filling - no need for unhealthy snacking between meals
* Food is as good and wholesome as home cooking
* All orders are freshly prepared to your own specifications - hot!
* Visit Yoshinoya as a balanced nutritional change from a traditional unhealthy fast food diet
* Plenty of side orders available to please your taste: soups, salads, desserts, drinks
* Taste of the Orient in the West!
* Unique, complete meal in a bowl

189 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 21:12

Yesterday I went to Yoshinoya, but I had to leave early because somebody ripped a killer fart, and I got blamed for it.

190 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5354 19:14

Yesterday I went to Yoshinoya, and the girl behind the counter had this amazingly bad hair. So I asked her if she wanted extra shampoo.

191 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5362 12:13

yesterday I went to Yoshinoya, and they still were not finished cleaning the blood off the wall.

192 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5372 23:28

Never mind that, >>191. Yesterday I went to Jack in the Box. Yeah, THE Jack in the Box, home of the antenna bob. Traffic slowed me down just enough that the afternoon crew's shift started. I hate that. The afternoon crew has a terminal case of Stupid.

On the upside, they gave me little boxes of ranch dressing for my fries.

193 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5373 21:58

Yesterday I went to Yoshinoya, but they had a no gaijin allowed sign, so I waited outside while my Japanese friends ordered their food.

194 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5374 07:04

Yesterday I went to Yoshinoya and ordered one chinko roll and two mankos. But all what I got were strange looks. I think something went very wrong.wwww

195 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 01:16

Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Starbucks a while ago; you know, Starbucks?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "$1.50 off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Starbucks just because it's $1.50 off, fool.
It's only $1.50, 1-5-0 CENTS for crying out loud.
There are even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Starbucks, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-venti." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you $1.50 if you get out of those seats.
Starbucks should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-venti, with extra whipped cream."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to drink it it with extra whipped cream?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra whipped cream"?
Coming from a Starbucks veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra caramel.
That's right, extra caramel. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra caramel means more caramel than whipped cream. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with today's special.

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