[HISTORY] cracky-chan [SERIOUS BUSINESS] (999)

1 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4298 08:04 [no]

I've been trying to put order into the whole drama history around cracky-chan, her pictures, livejournals and the related shenannigans going on in 4chan's /b/ and elsewhere. This is a first rough draft, so help me out with additional knowledge or correct me where I might have been wrong, please.

  • January 6th

The first cracky-chan pics appear on /b/. The very first one, posted on
02:17 shows the soon to be famous "'sup 4chan" phrase written on the
palm of her hand. During the next two weeks, more sets appear on /b/
and W.T. Snacks finds out that the poster's IP is from the UK.

  • February 5th

"cracky" becomes wordfiltered on /b/.

  • March 29th

www.livejournal.com/users/freakygirl/ becomes publically known.
No new pics appear, but the hints solidify and people assume they have
got into contact with the real cracky-chan. The owner of cracky-chan.com
will later denounce this journal as fake, though this might have been a move
to protect her identity, as he also later takes down all of her real pictures
from his website.
Also, later on, another journal, whether fake or real, becomes known:
www.livejournal.com/users/kittycat/

  • April 3rd

cracky-chan's tripcode becomes publically known through shii:
shii.org/bbs/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=65
It is "sweet" and makes the claim that the original cracky-chan pictures
weren't originally posted by her herself more believable.

  • April 6th, 7th

www.livejournal.com/users/scarecrowmaiden becomes publically known,
many new cracky-chan pics appear on /b/, some nude, some disturbing,
some both. The journal gets deleted by the owner very quickly.

  • June 6th

cracky-chan pics become bannable even on /b/.
Anonymous mods talk of emails from cracky requesting this.

Relevant links:

http://dis.4chan.org/read.php/dis/1105041340/
http://www.world4ch.org/read.php/vip/1105048788/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1106733749
http://www.livejournal.com/community/cracky_chan/

301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6058 12:08

posting in an ancient thread

302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6061 12:19

The secret Cracky website is here: http://195.242.99.71/

303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6061 16:41

>>296
RICARDO!?!?!?!??!
FROM PAGE 63???

304 Name: VIPPER : 1993-09-6063 08:29

>>303
IT'S PAGE 65 NOW!!

305 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6064 00:17

>>303
Do not sage Cracky threads.
>>304
Do not sage Cracky threads.

306 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6064 00:31

she's fucking annoying irl

she has a horrible accent

307 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6064 11:31

>>306
Do not sage Cracky threads.

308 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6064 12:20

sage

309 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6064 13:50

>>305,307
Do not bump 4chan threads

310 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6066 14:02

>>308
Do not sage Cracky threads.
>>309
Do not sage Cracky threads.

311 Name: Printer : 1993-09-6158 16:29

prawn crackers are godly

312 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6193 19:37

!thetime

313 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 02:14

>>312
dont

314 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 03:59

サげる？

315 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 04:20

>>314
dont

316 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 07:16

ＰＩＥＥＮＸＦＳＸＰ

317 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 07:24

>>316
dont

318 Name: m♥♥tykins!Ep8pui8Vw2 : 1993-09-6297 08:47

I don't approve of this.

319 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 08:49

>>318
dont

320 Name: Soviet Russia!lM51PoudCg : 1993-09-6297 10:13

But I do.

321 Name: !VIRGIN/FJM : 1993-09-6297 11:52

­

322 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 14:55

>>318
>>319
>>320
>>321
dont

323 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 14:56

>>322
"Don't" has an apostrophe, see?

324 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 15:45

>>323
dont'

325 Name: m♥♥tykins!VIRGIN/FJM : 1993-09-6297 19:29

okay

326 Name: Soviet Russia!lM51PoudCg : 1993-09-6297 20:42

>>322
I did not even sage, you fucking fag.

327 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 20:49

>>326
I laughed.

328 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 21:08

Seriously guys, stop it.

329 Name: Soviet Russia!lM51PoudCg : 1993-09-6297 21:15

>>322
I did not even sage, you fucking fag.

330 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6298 04:21

　

331 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6298 14:08

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332 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6298 14:10

KING MAXIMILLIAN MEETS NIGGERS DOWNTOWN

333 Name: buck_lancaster!99MsBYnuYc : 1993-09-6331 06:09

This will never end.

334 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6331 07:54

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335 Name: DELETOR!!tMY0YNWi : 1993-09-6333 23:59

>>333 IT WAS ME BUCK I RAPED THE CH TOWER

336 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6382 10:18

what

337 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6564 19:35

6 years going on...

338 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6564 21:59

>>337 has bumped this splendid THREAD. Thank you very much, >>337.
I'm most honored to see a THREAD bumped by a respectful person as >>337.
I respect >>337 very much. I will tell my children and grandchildren about >>337's exploit.
Whenever I read this THREAD, I feel better as if my whole body is purified.
I wonder why a nice person like >>337 is not invited to the garden party.
I respect >>337 very much.
Take care, and please watch over us.
Thank you again for bumping this lovely THREAD.

339 Name: ∠､( l _ l ),､ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6565 15:41

Does the legacy of Cracky-chan still live on 4chan imageboard?

340 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6576 09:12

I've heard that she got addicted to WoW and grew fat. Is this true?

341 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6576 12:17

>>340
Oh god that makes her even hotter than before. I hope I find her with folds and folds of fat squeezing through a cheap Tesco office chair that strains to keep her off the trash strewn floor ofour filthy love nest.

She'll ask "bring them, did we?" and I'll only nod, dumbstruck by the beauty before me, and hold out the greasy paper bag.

We will be be joined in ecstasy, me with the crumbs of steak pies falling on my face, as I am slowly but oh-so-willingly crushed to death beneath my true love.

342 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6576 12:49

I find this extremely arousing >>341

343 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6576 13:00

She evolved into "Boxxy" and then disappeared again, >>339

344 Name: Pozycjonowanie : 1993-09-6577 11:12

I agree...

345 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6689 04:59

Seven years almost to when I first saw the most beautiful girl in the world

346 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6689 13:20

>>345
I don't care. Go away and take your terrible thread bumping habits with you.

347 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6691 22:18

I was not around for any of these events, but how old was/is Cracky-chan? I was about to search for the images mentioned ITT, but then it occured to me that they may be cp. So how old was/is she?

348 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6707 17:17

>>347
Cracky is 15 and perfectly cute and sweet forever.

349 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6707 17:40

Deutsche Post are a bunch of incompetent rip-offs who should never have been allowed to enter the private sector.

350 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6707 18:30

>>349
I think you're in the wrong thread.

351 Name: rgsTzXDN : 1993-09-6755 22:08

mgqhkn

352 Name: jJhKEwxD : 1993-09-6755 23:54

bnmgpaqx

353 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6756 00:05

>>351,352
Please stop.

354 Name: guyi,l;st : 1993-09-7104 17:35

>>353
sagfbyuwdfa

355 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 14:59

Shouldn't this be permasaged and locked or archived?

356 Post deleted.

357 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 15:57

</ b></ u></ s></ i>

358 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 16:00

Shit HTML formatting.

359 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 16:20

gaynus

360 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training : 1993-09-7272 19:47

Didn't 4chan die like years ago?

361 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 20:06

>>356
fuck you

362 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 20:09

This thread is of historical significance but that's about it

363 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7273 00:17

oh fuck.

364 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7273 00:21

365 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7273 00:38

Stop this shit, tia.

366 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7273 00:39

bump

367 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7301 17:24

What's going on in this thread?

368 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7301 19:40

>>367 DQN DQN LOL is going on in this thread

369 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7480 06:32

age

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