( ´ω`) Grandpa - The Forbidden Garden of DQN @ 4-ch Archives

1 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4299 18:22 [no]

( ´ω`) hello kids!

2 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4299 18:23 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before the internet?

3 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4299 20:00 [no]

( ´ω`) We used to read books! You know what a book is, right? It's a nonvolatile storage medium!

4 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4299 20:19 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, where do babies come from?

5 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4299 23:38 [no]

( ´ω`) Ask your mother.

6 Name: /（●）（●） 1993-09-4300 03:49 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what is tanasinn?

7 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4300 06:48 [no]

( ´ω`) Don't think, feel. That's tanasinn.

8 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4300 07:09 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what is "time"?

9 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4300 09:53 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what happened to Grandma?

11 Name: damn you, wakamark!8NBuQ4l6uQ 1993-09-4300 18:30 [no]

( ´ω`) Time is what happened to Grandma. sigh

12 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4300 18:43 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, just what is harbl anyways?

13 Name: moot!Ep8pui8Vw2 1993-09-4300 19:45 [no]

DNQ board with moderators = CRAP,SILLY,PATHETIC IDEA.
sage

14 Name: 11 1993-09-4300 21:04 [no]

There's no moderation going on in this thread, I just failed at posting. Sorry.

15 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4300 21:05 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, how did you become DQN?

16 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4300 21:07 [no]

( ´ω`) It's that dogdorn Wakabamark!

17 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4300 21:41 [no]

(・∀・) KISS MY ASS HOLE LOL

18 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4300 22:30 [no]

( ´ω`) You first.

19 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4300 23:20 [no]

(・∀・) no u

20 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4300 23:29 [no]

( 　＾ω＾) BU-N

21 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4301 01:31 [no]

(・∀・) what was that noise?

22 Name: /（●）（●） 1993-09-4301 04:04 [no]

>>20

It's his true identity.

23 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4301 08:36 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, can you fly?

24 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4301 14:32 [no]

( ´ω`) Only when the rainbowdragon sleeps.

25 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4301 15:06 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, how do I shot web?

26 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4301 17:27 [no]

( ´ω`) With your penis. You will know how in a few years.

27 Name: /（●）（●） 1993-09-4302 07:00 [no]

(・∀・) Hay, Grandpa...

ｷﾀ━━━━━━(・∀・)━━━━━━!!!!!

28 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4302 07:51 [no]

( ´ω`) Ain't that cute. Kids today grow up so fast...

29 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4302 08:47 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, tell me a story!

30 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4302 11:14 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, is lolicon a disease?

31 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4302 11:21 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, would you hit Saaya Irie?

32 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4302 17:33 [no]

( ´ω`) zzzzZZZZzzzzzZZZzzzzzzZZzzz

33 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4302 19:22 [no]

( （●)ﾄｪｪｪｲ(●）) duuuUUUUuuuuRRRrrrrrrRRrrr

34 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4302 19:43 [no]

Σ(´ω` )

( ´ω`) What was that?

( ´ω`)

( ´ω`) zzzzZZZZzzzzzZZZzzzzzzZZzzz

35 Name: /（●）（●） 1993-09-4302 21:46 [no]

ｷﾀ━━━━━━( （●)ﾄｪｪｪｲ(●） )━━━━━━!!!!!

36 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4302 22:28 [no]

( ´ω`) rrrrRRRRrrrrrRRRrrrrrrRRrrr

37 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4303 09:14 [no]

( ´ω`) FART
Σ(´ω` )
( ´ω`) What was that?
( ´ω`) zzzzZZZZzzzzzZZZzzzzzzZZzzz
( ´ω`) fffffffFAAAAARRRRRT!

38 Name: ( （●)ﾄｪｪｪｲ(●） ) 1993-09-4303 21:06 [no]

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39 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4303 21:57 [no]

(*´ω`) ﾊｧﾊｧ

40 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4304 18:50 [no]

>>31
( ´ω`) Perhaps when she is old enough to be hit

41 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4304 20:06 [no]

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42 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4304 20:10 [no]

more liek

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43 Name: moot!Ep8pui8Vw2 1993-09-4304 22:00 [no]

　 _ 　∩
(　ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡　Oppai! Oppai!
　⊂彡

44 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4304 23:00 [no]

( ´ω`) You will enjoy Oppai more when you are older

45 Name: ( （●)ﾄｪｪｪｲ(●） ) 1993-09-4305 06:51 [no]

(・∀・) Hey Grandpa, I've been feeling weird lately..

　　　　　　　　　／⌒ヽ
　　　⊂二二二（　・∀・）二⊃
　　　　　　　　|　　　 / 　　　　　　Lately, my body has been morphing
　　　　　　　（　ヽノ　　　　　into this weird body, and I've got
　　　　　　　　ノ>ノ　　　　　　an incredible urge to say BU-N more..
　　　　三　　レレ

　　　　　　　　　／⌒ヽ
　　　⊂二二二（　・Д＾）二⊃
　　　　　　　　|　　　 / 　　　　　　Oh... oh SHI-
　　　　　　　（　ヽノ
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　　　　三　　レレ

　　　　　　　　　／⌒ヽ
　　　⊂二二二（　＾ω＾）二⊃
　　　　　　　　|　　　 / 　　　　　　BU-------------N
　　　　　　　（　ヽノ
　　　　　　　　ノ>ノ　
　　　　三　　レレ

46 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4308 05:41 [no]

( ´ω`) Becoming BU-N just means you're growing up, and adapting to the garden of DQN, boy.

47 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4308 12:22 [no]

　　　　　　　　　／⌒ヽ
　　　⊂二二二（　´ω` ）二⊃
　　　　　　　　|　　　 / 　　　　　　Let's BU-N together
　　　　　　　（　ヽノ　　　　　
　　　　　　　　ノ>ノ　　　　　　
　　　　三　　レレ

48 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4308 13:41 [no]

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　　　　　（　´ω` ）／/　　＜ Sensei, I suddenly feel old
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49 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4313 15:18 [no]

(・∀・) Hey grandpa, I am just a pillow head.. Will I ever grow a body?

50 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4314 09:50 [no]

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51 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4314 15:48 [no]

(・∀・) Hey grandpa, what did you use for masturbation?

52 Name: !Tubx6TB5O. 1993-09-4316 06:13 [no]

( ´ω`)凸 What do you think? Fuckmitten.

53 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4317 21:41 [no]

(・∀・) Hey grandpa, what does it mean to be DQN?

54 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4317 22:42 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, which direction is north?

55 Name: blanket!m3QOFIfoN2 1993-09-4318 01:39 [no]

( ´ω`) One at a time, kids!

56 Name: !tg6Q...... 1993-09-4318 09:13 [no]

(・∀・) Hey grandpa, wadatah Imma tippy tah on ya capitown

57 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4318 21:13 [no]

( ´ω`) What you say?

58 Name: !.38tuXtuXs 1993-09-4319 14:09 [no]

(・∀・) Main screen turn on!

60 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4319 15:48 [no]

( ´ω`) Yhbtyhlhandmumblemumble

61 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4319 17:09 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, I'm thirstyyyyy!

62 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4319 19:32 [no]

( ´ω`) And I have to take a wizz! Now that's serendipity!

63 Name: Anonymous 1993-09-4320 21:27 [no]

And here I am, breaking the chain ^_^

64 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4320 23:47 [no]

( ´ω`) Listen up, kiddies! >>63 here is what we called a "DQN" back in my day.

65 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4320 23:48 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, I want to grow up to be a NEET!

66 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4321 15:08 [no]

( ´ω`) NEET is a noble goal! You shall post in legendary threads just as I did when I was young!

67 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4321 15:54 [no]

(・∀・) Smoooooke on the waaaater

68 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4321 21:35 [no]

( ´ω`) Fire in the skahay

69 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4322 06:02 [no]

(・∀・) Hey grandpa, how come my balls are sweaty?

70 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4322 07:34 [no]

( ´ω`) Because you touch yourself at night!

71 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4322 13:21 [no]

(・∀・) Hey grandpa, how come there is a G-spot up my ass?

72 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4322 15:02 [no]

　　　∧＿∧　　　┌────────────
　◯（ ´∀｀）◯ ＜ Kouyama Mitsuki-chan!!

73 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4322 15:38 [no]

( ´ω`) Back in my day, we called her "Kamiyama Mangetsu-chan"!

74 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4322 20:52 [no]

(・∀・) Hey grandpa, were you there when 4chan died for the first time?

75 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4323 05:04 [no]

( ´ω`) I slept through the whole thing.

76 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4323 12:49 [no]

(・∀・) Hey Grandpa, can your mouth make any shape other than ω?

77 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4323 12:50 [no]

( ´ω`) no

78 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4323 16:23 [no]

( ´ω`) ωωωωωarota

79 Name: !.38tuXtuXs 1993-09-4324 04:06 [no]

(´∀`) Hey Grandpa, I'm imitating you!!

80 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4324 05:21 [no]

( ´ω`) You fool! This is the face you should make! (・ω・)

81 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4324 05:35 [no]

(・∀・) Where da white women at?

82 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4324 06:47 [no]

( ´ω`) In the chlorine bleach. Stick your penis in and they'll suck you off.

83 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4324 07:24 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, why does the abyss gaze into me when I gaze into it for a really long time?

84 Name: !.38tuXtuXs 1993-09-4324 08:58 [no]

(´ω`) Because it wants to fuck you.

85 Name: !.38tuXtuXs 1993-09-4324 09:00 [no]

(´・ω・`) >>80 -jii, I tried and tried, but it didn't work.

86 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4324 15:23 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what is 「ｍｏｅ」?

87 Name: !.38tuXtuXs 1993-09-4325 04:00 [no]

(´ω`) It's not [moe], that's for sure.

88 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4326 05:04 [no]

(・∀・) ?

89 Name: - 1993-09-4326 05:27 [no]

(・3・)
moe

Mo \Mo\, a., adv., & n. [Written also moe.] [AS. m[=a]. See More.] More; -- usually, more in number. [Obs.]

An hundred thousand mo. --Chaucer.

Likely to find mo to commend than to imitate it. --Fuller.

moe

\Moe\, n. A wry face or mouth; a mow. [Obs.]

moe

\Moe\, a., adv., & n. [AS. m[=a] See More.] More. See Mo. [Obs.] ``Sing no more ditties, sing no moe.'' --Shak.

moe

\Moe\, v. i. To make faces; to mow. [Obs.]

moe

Mow \Mow\, n. [Written also moe and mowe.] [F. moue pouting, a wry face; cf. OD. mouwe the protruded lip.] A wry face. ``Make mows at him.'' --Shak.

90 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4328 04:19 [no]

(・∀・) !!

91 Name: !.38tuXtuXs 1993-09-4328 08:41 [no]

(´ω`) ハァハァ

92 Name: - 1993-09-4328 13:54 [no]

(・m・) ．．．。

93 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4328 20:38 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, give me some advice on women. How do I meet them? Why do I say to a woman if I really like her and I want to spend time with her? How did you meet grandma?

94 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4328 21:29 [no]

(´ω`) I was always fond of "Hey there good-lookin'. Have you met my friend, Mr. Chloroform?"

95 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4329 15:24 [no]

(・∀・) Hey grandpa, how old are you?

96 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4329 16:11 [no]

( ´ω`) Next question!

97 Name: Cyber Okama!jvqKLPB9Fc 1993-09-4329 18:21 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, does your generation know how to please the radies?

98 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4329 18:22 [no]

( ´ω`) what

99 Name: Cyber Okama!jvqKLPB9Fc 1993-09-4329 20:19 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, do you like Protoss Females?

100 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4329 21:35 [no]

( ´ω`) YES! My life for Aiur!

101 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4330 01:54 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, you did 100GET! You win the internet!!

102 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4330 05:28 [no]

( ´ω`) A winnar is me!

103 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4330 10:39 [no]

( ´ω`) Grandchild, have you seen my walking cane?

104 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4330 11:10 [no]

(・∀・)／ﾌ

105 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4330 11:10 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, let's go to the zoo and scare the monkeys!

106 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4330 18:09 [no]

( ´ω`) Whatever for? I can do that at home!

( ´ω`) Boo!

107 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4330 19:57 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what does "faggot" mean?

108 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4330 23:59 [no]

( ´ω`) I believe it has something to do with the magentic poles switching.

109 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4331 01:34 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa... I love you chuu

110 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4331 03:03 [no]

( ´ω`) ......

111 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4331 07:48 [no]

(・A・) Grandpa, you don't love me chucchu?

112 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4331 20:50 [no]

( ´ω`) Chuu? Choo? Chew? I haven't been able to do that since I lost my dentures.

113 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4331 21:27 [no]

They went to the zoo after all!

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　( ´ω`)　　　　yay!
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　　|∵ /　　三　|　三　|　　|　　FUCKING MONKEYS！
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114 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4334 05:42 [no]

　　　〃∩ ∧＿∧
　　　⊂⌒（　・ω・）　　Yeah, yeah. Whatever you say, Grandpa.
　　　　｀ヽ_っ⌒/⌒ｃ

115 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4335 03:01 [no]

( ´ω`) Mind your elders! You never know what wisdom we can share with our years of experience.

( ´ω`) ....

( ´ω`) Has anyone found my copy of TV Guide?

116 Name: Dokyun 1993-09-4335 08:43 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, why do you touch my pee pee place?

117 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4335 08:49 [no]

( ´ω`) LIES!

118 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4335 18:01 [no]

(・A・) Grandpa, you did it to me again last night. It really feels funny.. Why can't I tell Mom and dad?

119 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4335 19:10 [no]

　　｜
　　∞
（=・つ・） Mr. Saturn is just passing through.
（＿）＿）

120 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4335 22:50 [no]

Misuta~ Sata~n!

121 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4335 23:30 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, where does the Moon go during the day?

122 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4336 03:33 [no]

( ´ω`) It travels to Uranus.

123 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4336 03:43 [no]

(・∀・) It travels to my anus!?

124 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4336 09:34 [no]

( ´ω`) Hurrrrrrrrryes

125 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4336 09:35 [no]

(・∀・) NURUPO!

126 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4336 10:48 [no]

( ´ω`) GA!

127 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4336 12:45 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, did you touch Grandma's pee pee place a lot too?

128 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4337 13:26 [no]

( ´ω`) I'd touch yours if you like.

129 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4337 13:56 [no]

( ´ω`)つ(・∀・ ;)

130 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4338 01:54 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, my powers have doubled since last we met.

( ´ω`) Twice the pride, double the fall!

131 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4338 02:28 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, pregnant 16-year-olds are moe

132 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4338 04:33 [no]

( ´ω`)

133 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4338 07:35 [no]

(・∀・) PWN'D BY WAKABAMARK!

134 Name: 1993-09-4338 09:38 [no]

>>131
what about 15-year-olds? that's how old my girlfriend is...

135 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4338 13:58 [no]

( ´ω`) Also very moe. Ninshin-moe. Mmmmm, moe.

136 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4339 10:37 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what does the "W.T." in W.T. Snacks stand for?

137 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4339 18:17 [no]

( ´ω`) William Taft.

138 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4340 12:30 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, do you have any other expressions?

139 Name: !wTGaYFxpWk 1993-09-4340 14:26 [no]

( ・ω・)

140 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4340 17:44 [no]

( ´∀`) FUSION!

141 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4340 21:06 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, did you post on 4-ch when you were younger?

142 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4341 02:55 [no]

( ´ω`) Of course. But back in my days, we posted by telegraph and 4-ch was known as Oriental Mimeographic Communication Express. Our posts would be published in monthly installments on onion paper. I'll never forget the laugh I got when someone posted in issue #44 the first catchphrase: "Crazier than a Chinese Opium Den Whore!" Good times, good times.

143 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4343 17:08 [no]

（　ﾟДﾟ);; You knew wheeker?!

144 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4343 17:35 [no]

( ´ω`) A good an honest man! He is of Japanese ancestry but raised by an African American couple. I know this because I asked him and he explained to his philosophy, and me - where he came from on life. I was born in Nairobi, Kenya and always proud that I was born in Africa. We two could have a dialog with few words - I guess he understood me as I did him.

145 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4344 05:24 [no]

（　・Д・);; ...Grandpa, are you sure you're not lying to me about anything? I'm a little scared of you after you started touching my pee-pee place.

146 Name: Cyber Okama!jvqKLPB9Fc 1993-09-4344 17:09 [no]

( ´ω`) Do not worry, Gregor. It's perfectly normal.

147 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4344 19:06 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what is the meaning of life and the universe?

148 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4345 03:18 [no]

( ´ω`) I can't tell you, child, but let me tell you it is not 42. Definitely not. Doug Adams is a liar!

149 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4345 04:23 [no]

(・Д・) Blasphemy!

150 Name: - 1993-09-4346 03:15 [no]

(O∀O) In the beginning, G-dpa created this thread!

151 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4346 07:35 [no]

　　　　　　　　　　∧∧
　　　　　　　　　／天＼
　　　　　　　　　（｀ハ´　）＜ Hmph. An old fool is still a fool.
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　　　　　|￣￣￣￣￣|　.|
　　　　　| 　Master 　|／

152 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4346 08:03 [no]

　
　
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153 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4346 09:34 [no]

　　　　　　.＿( ´ω`) Let's see...
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　　　　　| 　Master 　|／

154 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4346 13:39 [no]

　　　　　　　　　 ∧_∧
　　　　　　　　　(´ω` ) ＜ Things to do today: Brush teeth, buy milk, forget Poland
　　　　　　 .＿φ　　⊂)
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　　　　　|￣￣￣￣￣|　.|
　　　　　| 　Master 　|／

155 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4346 15:23 [no]

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　　　　　　　　　(´ω` ) Much better
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　　　　　|￣￣￣￣￣|　.|
　　　　　| 　Master 　|／

156 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4347 04:28 [no]

(・∀・) Hey Grandpa, do you believe in God?

157 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4347 11:34 [no]

　　　　　　　　　(´ω` ) God believes in me.
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　　　　　／旦／三／／|
　　　　　|￣￣￣￣￣|　.|
　　　　　| 　Master 　|／

158 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4348 02:39 [no]

(;-;) I am so glad... my thread continues forever
Go thread go! beyond 1000!

159 Name: Lain!swQsw.nsVg 1993-09-4348 09:06 [no]

there, there ( ´ω`)つ(;-;)
　　　　　　　　　　touch

160 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4348 11:42 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa is always so nice to me. I'll forgive the pee-pee place thing!! Oshiete ojii-san

161 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4349 09:27 [no]

( ´ω`)? nani wo

162 Name: Lain!swQsw.nsVg 1993-09-4349 10:27 [no]

( ´ω`) 高天原爾神留坐須神漏岐神漏美乃命以知氏
皇親神伊邪那岐乃大神筑紫日向乃橘乃小門乃
阿波岐原爾禊祓比給布時爾生坐世留祓戸乃大神等
粘着厨房“Junior”之諸々禍事罪穢乎
祓閉給比清米給布登申須事乃由乎
天津神地津神八百万神等共爾天乃斑駒乃耳振立氏
聞食世登畏美畏美母白須　「糞 Junior 逝良！」

163 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4349 11:15 [no]

(・∀・) Please don't chant at me! Although I rouhgly know what you're saying.

164 Name: Lain!swQsw.nsVg 1993-09-4350 14:22 [no]

( ´ω`) If you put "sage" in your E-mail, it means that you are wise through reflection and experience. Please don't do that, Junior!

165 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4350 15:28 [no]

(・A・) I humbly apologize, O Grandpa. Please forgive my foolishness! I have changed my terrible E-mail accordingly. Your poor, worthless Junior seeks your reconcilation!

166 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4351 07:30 [no]

ヽ(｀Д´)ﾉ URUSE SAGE

167 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4351 13:46 [no]

( ´ω`) Sausages are great. I remember that was all we got to suck on in the army, cos all the girls were gone..

168 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4352 22:45 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what did you do during the army?

169 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4353 10:25 [no]

( ´ω`) Dawww, you gotta ask that question chuckle Lemme tell you Junior, it was a loooong and crazy war out there... What with this hell of a major called Major Major Major Major and this dead man in my tent. Ain't got enough pages to write about what happened in there, son! But I sure spent quite a bit of time in the hospital.

170 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4353 15:24 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, did you have lots of morphine???

171 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4353 18:36 [no]

( ´ω`) Sure. I was the inspiration for the Pink Floyd song "Comfortably Numb."

172 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4353 18:52 [no]

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174 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4354 11:59 [no]

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175 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4354 17:33 [no]

( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)( ´ω)v

176 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4354 17:46 [no]

( ・∀・)
(　・∀)
(　　・)
( 　　 )
(`　　)
(ω`　)
(´ω`)

177 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4354 18:35 [no]

>>176 ( ・∀・) WOW how did I do that???

178 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4354 19:03 [no]

( ´ω`) Easy, just sit there for some decades.

179 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4355 07:20 [no]

( ・∀・) Grandpa, I have a golden ticket and I can go on a tour of Willy Wonka's candy factory. Do you want to come with me?

180 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4356 06:47 [no]

( ´ω`) Sorry, kid, I'm... busy... tonight.

181 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4356 08:13 [no]

( ・∀・) You can take her along too, Grandpa.

182 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4357 11:41 [no]

( ´ω`) Well, if the tour ends in under a hour, maybe she'll come along. It shouldn't cost extra.

183 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4361 02:28 [no]

( ・∀・) Peter Jennings died today, Grandpa. Are you ever afraid of dying?

184 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4361 06:23 [no]

( ´ω`) Old DQNs never die, they just get permasaged.

185 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4361 15:00 [no]

( ・∀・) Hey Grandpa, do you think we can get to 1000??

186 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4362 08:47 [no]

( ´ω`) By then, you'll be a Grandpa yourself, sonny.

187 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4362 21:44 [no]

( ・∀・) Grandpa, where do babies come from?

188 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4363 01:05 [no]

( ´ω`) When a man and woman love each other very much, the woman secretes eggs from her anus.

189 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4363 05:25 [no]

>>187-188 have not been paying attention to >>4-5

190 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4363 05:26 [no]

( ・∀・) Mommy, when did you turn into Grandpa?

191 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4363 08:52 [no]

( ´ω`) Don't tease us old folks, sonny. We can't help that the older you get, the less there is to distinguish from men and women.

192 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4363 10:10 [no]

( ・∀・) Grandpa, do you believe in URUSE- HAGE?

193 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4363 17:32 [no]

( ´ω`) NO U!

194 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4363 18:13 [no]

( ・∀・) Hey Grandpa, wahts going on in this thread?

195 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4363 18:38 [no]

( ´ω`) It's the ol' kopipe shebang just like back in 1992!

196 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4364 00:36 [no]

( ・∀・) Grandpa, what is "emo"?

197 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4364 03:17 [no]

( ´ω`) Elmo after Sesame Street was canceled.

198 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4364 13:54 [no]

( ・∀・) Grandpa, your nose looks like balls har har har harbl

199 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4364 13:57 [no]

( ´ω`)
　　⊂彡☆))Д´)　>>198

200 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4364 14:11 [no]

(;; ・∀・) 200GET

201 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4364 17:25 [no]

( ´ω`) Young man, did you know that you just said "200 goat" in Swedish?

202 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4364 19:04 [no]

( ・∀・) Suomi perkele!

203 Name: Gym Otoko 1993-09-4364 21:00 [no]

( ´ω`) Devils are bad things to invoke. Except succubi. Or incubi, if your tail swings that way.

204 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4364 22:03 [no]

( ・∀・) If I fuck a goat and it gets pregnant, is it a sin to try and baptise the offspring?

205 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4364 22:07 [no]

( ´ω`) Why do you say such silly things? All children should be baptized. Don't be foolish.

206 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4364 22:25 [no]

( ´ω`) Hey now, I usually troll SA goons whenever I get the chance but this thread is pretty "sugoi" as you youngsters say, so check it out:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1639298

207 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4365 00:06 [no]

／・∀・) That was a pretty rad thread, Gramps! I salute you!

208 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4365 00:11 [no]

( ・∀・) My other Grandpa fought for the Wehrmacht. Got sent home with a grenade splinter in his foot. I believed for a long time that he had been fighting in France then two years ago got told he had actually been fighting at the Eastern front. Never really talked to him about it. He died this week.

209 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4365 00:12 [no]

( ・Д・) I think I should have talked to him. Well, maybe I can find some stuff at Grandma's place now...

210 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4365 06:39 [no]

( ´ω`)ノシ Hey, I'm not dead!
( ﾟ∀ﾟ)??? (´ω`)
Impostor! (ﾟДﾟ)ノ'ω) ヽ<｀Д´>ﾉ

211 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4365 10:34 [no]

( ・∀・) My grandpa would have walked on mines in the forest hadn't they been triggered by falling snow right in front of him. Serious business, ne?

212 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4365 10:40 [no]

　　＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　／
｜　War is always very serious business!
　＼　　
　　￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣∨￣￣￣￣￣￣￣

　　　　　　　　　　　　　 ∧＿∧
　　　　　　　　　　　　　（　・∀・）
　　　　　　　　　 __,,ゝ┼─┼====┐.　　　　　　　
　　　　　　　　　 |　□|　　 .| |：|ヾ二二二二二(O″
　　　　　＿＿＿__|,|_;||＿,| |：|ノ-┬─┘　　　　
　　　　　|ミ/／/　　／　　　~~|ﾐ|丘百~((==_＿＿
　　　　.└┼-┴─┴───┴──┐~~'''''-ゝ-┤
　　　　　（（◎）~~~O~~~~~O~~（◎））三）──）三）；　　
　　　　　..ゝ(◎)(◎)(◎)(◎) (◎)ノ三ﾉ──ノ三ﾉ;*;∵

213 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4365 18:12 [no]

　　　＼∧＿ﾍ　　　　　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　,,､,､,,,　/ ＼〇ノゝ　∩ ＜　Internet is always at war！　　　,,､,､,,,
　　　　/三/(・∀・)彡　　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿　　,,､,､,,,
　　　　/三/| ﾟ⊂彡　　　　　　,,､,､,,,　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　,,､,､,,,
　,,､,､,,,　Ｕ（:::::::::::）　　,,､,､,,,　　　　　　　　　＼Yeeーーーーーーーeah！！／
　　　　//三/|三|＼　　　　　∧＿∧∧＿∧ ∧＿∧∧＿∧∧＿∧∧＿∧
　　　　　　∪　 ∪　　　　　　（　　　　）　　　（　　　　）　　　（　　　　）　　　）
　,,､,､,,,　　　　　　　,,､,､,,,　　∧＿∧∧＿∧∧＿∧ ∧＿∧∧＿∧∧＿∧∧＿∧
　　　　　　,,､,､,,,　　　　　　（　　　　）　　　（　　　　）　　　（　　　　）　　　（　　　　）

214 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4366 00:55 [no]

( ´ω`) War is hell. Meaning hell is very fun.

215 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4366 08:17 [no]

( ・∀・) When I grow up, I want to be a NEET!

216 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4367 05:09 [no]

www.prettiestpenis.com/

217 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4367 05:10 [no]

　　( ´ω`) /￣￣￣￣/
＿_(__ﾆつ/　>>216　 / (・∀・ ) Hay Grandpa, what are you doing?
　　　＼/＿＿＿＿/￣￣￣￣　

218 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4368 16:46 [no]

( ´ω) (;; ・∀・ ) (´ω )

219 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4369 07:44 [no]

( ´ω` ) Well what do we have here. 500 pounds in a month... I ain't believin' this!

220 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4369 07:45 [no]

(　　 ´ω`　　　　 )

221 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4369 11:52 [no]

( ´ω` ) Haha, just kidding. Now youngsters, tell me your stories about being "hardcore" and I'll evaluate them.

222 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4370 08:30 [no]

( ・∀・) Well er... gramps, don't tell mommy or daddy this, but I managed to stick an entire test tube up Katie's ass yesterday

223 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4370 09:22 [no]

　　　　　　( ・∀・) 丶
　　　　　　( つ=||二l=(⌒ ∧ ∧　agh！
　　　　　　と,,＿)_)　とｃ .(* ﾟДﾟ)っ

224 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4370 13:42 [no]

　　　　　　( ・∀・) 丶
　　　　　　( つ =||二l(⌒ ∧ ∧　aGH！！
　　　　　　と,,＿)_)　とｃ .(* ﾟДﾟ)っ

　　　　　　( ・∀・) 丶
　　　　　　( つ =||(⌒ ∧ ∧　AGHH!!!
　　　　　　と,,＿)_)　とｃ .(* ﾟДﾟ)っ

　　　　　　( ・∀・)
　　　　　　( つっ =(⌒ ∧ ∧　
　　　　　　と,,＿)_)　とｃ .(* X_X)っxx......

225 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4370 13:48 [no]

( ´ω` )b

226 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4370 15:53 [no]

( ・∀・) I folded a frisbee up and swallowed it!

227 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4370 21:09 [no]

( ・U・) NINJYA

228 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4371 01:44 [no]

( ´ω` ) Nid-jah? Whatever is a nid-jah, Junior?

229 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4371 03:01 [no]

( ・∀・) Robert Hamburger is a nid-jah!

230 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4371 05:37 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa are you really the blind swordsman? Because that cane was actually a sword. And I killed someone with it two. Two? I meant too.

231 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4371 07:08 [no]

(´C ` ) The CIA is coming to see if y'all are fine.

232 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4371 07:49 [no]

(　´ω) (´C )

　　　POW☆
(　´ω)⊃) )

(　´ω) (´ 3 ;;)

233 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4372 13:10 [no]

(・Ａ・) Grandpa, why are you so violent?

234 Name: （-＿-）さん 1993-09-4372 15:25 [no]

Papa was a rolling stone!
￣∨￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣　　
( ´ω` ) (・Ａ・)

　　　POW☆
( ´ω` )⊃)Ａ・)

( ´ω`) Grandpa (1019)