So here I go. This is a thread that I started.

2GET

>>2 GTFO this is my thread.

( ´ω`) A thread, you say?

>>4
Yeah? So what?

>>1 has opened this splendid THREAD. Thank you very much, >>1.
I'm most honored to see a THREAD opened by a respectful person as >>1.
I respect >>1 very much. I will tell my children and grandchildren about >>1's exploit.
Whenever I read this THREAD, I feel better as if my whole body is purified.
I wonder why a nice person like >>1 is not invited to the garden party.
I respect >>1 very much.
Take care, and please watch over us.
Thank you again for this lovely THREAD.

>>6
Seeing as this has been carried over from a "Let's translate kopipe into English" thread on 2ch,
I find it amusing that nobody edited out the CAPS LOCK IS CRUISetc of the constant THREAD, yet...

>>7
I'm glad you are amused! :)

>>7
The emphasis is funny. THREAD.

THREAD! YES! I KNOW!

...nurupo

　 （　・∀・）　　　|　|　THREAD
　と　　　　）　 　 |　|
　　 Ｙ　/ノ　　　 人
　　　 /　）　 　 < 　>__Λ∩
　 ＿/し'　／／. Ｖ｀Д´）/ ←>>11
　（＿フ彡　　　　　 　　/

Wonderful THREAD, CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. I intend to pay for it in rape dollars.

WHAT!! I don't know what the hell you guys are talking about. I just started this thread, that's all.

posting in a thread thread

>>14

No, you started this THREAD.

This wonderful THREAD.

Such a THREAD to behold.

Thank for this THREAD

　　　　／￣￣￣￣＼ 　　　　As best I could tell, >>1 is a cool guy.
　　　（　　人＿＿＿＿） 　　　Once you met him,
　　　 |ミ/　　ー◎-◎-）　　　 you would've never found >>1 nerdy.
　　　（６　　　　　(　)　）　　　>>1 is hanging out with major guys
　　＿｜　∴　ノ　　３　ﾉ　　　 and he is major as well. He has long hair
　（＿_/＼＿＿＿＿_ノ 　　　　and partially bleached out at his forelock.
　/　（ 　　||　BUFFY || 　　　　His outfit is "origiral"
[]＿_｜　｜　 RULES　ヽ　　　and therefore different than everyone's!
｜[]　|＿_|＿＿＿＿＿＿） 　 Well, he's not a kind guy
　＼_（＿_）三三三[□]三）　 　merely keeping up with trends in fashion.
　　／（＿）＼:::::::::::::::::::::::| 　　 When walking around wearing sunglasses,
　｜　 EB 　｜::::::::/:::::::/ 　　　people often call >>1 "badass!"　

What's going on in this THREAD?

Nothing in this THREAD.

a THREAD like this doesn't come very often.

This is a THREAD right? I'm not mixing it with some other THREAD right?

I once saw someone call a THREAD a 'string'. Needless to say, he didn't last very long in that THREAD!

So I can't call that theory THREAD theory?

The THREAD Theory:

↓

For every good THREAD, there is an equal and opposite bad THREAD.
This is just one THREAD theory.

There are many THREAD theories, we just don't know them all.

>>29
HEATHEN!

>>1, thank you for this wonderful STRING

>>31
Wrong, it is an ARRAY of CHARS

>>32
No you're wrong. You don't know what STRING we are talking about.

I am the Null Terminator. Where is Sarah Conner?\0

I am the Null Pointer. She's over there. ☞

>>35
I am the GA!

I am this THREAD

I am THREAD, hear me roar!

"Sarah Conner\0" Your string is Terminated.\0

40get

THREADget

Quite a THREAD you have here.

THE SYSTEM IS DOWN!

Skynet is a distrubited AI. There is no mainframe.\0

This THREAD is getting out of control...

What do you expect from a THREAD.

This THREAD changed my life for the better.

THREAD, THREAD, glorious THREAD
Set up by >>1 and thenceforth
We posted and posted, for so many days

At >>950 we will look back, reliving about our precious memories
And how indebted we are to our beloved THREAD
Countless replies may be forgotten

But in our hearts we will aways remember
And cherish
This THREAD

Violent THREADING to come again, as the THREAD goes by from excitement, we now enter our special THREAD team tournament.

This truly a golden THREAD!

Is that a THREAD in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

Although I am happy to see you, I'm afraid that, yes, that is a THREAD.

>>1 are you still here to behold your THREAD?

Here comes a candle to see you to bed,
Here comes Anonymous to create a great THREAD!

threads come and go, but the only truth is that there will always be THREAD.

This THREAD for sale from owner.

All I live for is THREAD....

Ah! Those who live by the THREAD, die by the THREAD, but only by embracing the maginificent THREAD can you truly know life.

What is THREAD? Baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. No more.

And if you gaze for long into a THREAD, the THREAD gazes also into you.

With great THREAD comes great responsibilities.

This THREAD is CRUISE CONTROL for reply

to THREAD or not to THREAD, that is the query

Ask not what the THREAD can do for you, but what can you do for the THREAD

My Life For THREAD!

THREAD > ALL !!

THREAD was, and THREAD is, and THREAD shall be.

You want the THREAD!? You can't handle the THREAD!

It is the THREAD that binds us, yet the THREAD also sets us free.

There's truth in the bottom of every THREAD.

We are connected by the THREAD of fate.

May we weave this THREAD into a masterful tapestry.

We pust preserve this THEAD so that future generations may know its glory.

Do your virtuous duty and continue this THREAD.

>>75 reporting in for THREAD duties, SIR!

Is this THREAD hiring?

This THREAD wants you!

THREAD divides me and you into a ratio of lol:orz
THREAD = orz/(lol+orz)me + lol/(lol+orz)you

THREAD is an all things.

We celebrate the return of the THREAD every April.

>>80
It's SEPTEMBER, fool

>>81

THREADs go south for the winter. LOL

THEAD can be celebrated year-round.

Shout, SHOUT! far and near
The word of THREAD for all to hear!

GOT THREAD?

Posting in a THREAD.

This THREAD could cause a pandemic.

This THREAD will never get to 1000, not even 100!

Believe in the THREAD, and the THREAD will provide.

It's THREAD world after all...

wtf is DQN anyway

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DQN

-You have many questions, and although the process has altered your consciousness, you remain irrevocably human. Ergo, some of my answers you will understand, and some of them you will not. Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also irrelevant.

-WHAT IS THREAD!!

DQN - AIM - 10:51: WHAT IS THREAD!!

SmarterChild - AIM - 10:51: Which would you like?

1 Look up "thread" in the encyclopedia
2 Look up "thread" in the dictionary

DQN - AIM - 10:51: 2

SmarterChild - AIM - 10:51: Definition provided by The American Heritage(R) Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright (C) 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information here.

thread:

Noun

1. a. Fine cord of a fibrous material, such as cotton or flax, made of two or more filaments twisted together and used in needlework and the weaving of cloth. b. A piece of such cord. 2. a. A thin strand, cord, or filament of natural or manufactured material. b. Something that suggests the fineness or thinness of such a strand, cord, or filament: a thread of smoke. c. Something that suggests the continuousness of such a strand, cord, or filament: lost the thread of his argument. 3. A helical or spiral ridge on a screw, nut, or bolt. 4. Computer Science a. A portion of a program that can run independently of and concurrently with other portions of the program. b. A set of posts on a newsgroup, composed of an initial post about a topic and all responses to it. 5. threadsSlang Clothes.

Verb
Inflected forms: thread・ed, thread・ing, threads

Next time, just type define thread.

Type more to see the rest of the definition for "thread."

>>> Free Emeril Waffle Maker - Get A Free Waffle Maker. Make Them Like Emeril. Bam! Complete Survey. (sponsorship)

WHAT IS THREAD!! Baby don't hurtme, don't hurt me, no more.

It walks down stairs, alone, or in pairs. Its everyones favorite THREAD.

>>96 I don't get that one.

In Soviet Russia, the THREAD doesn't get you.

>>97 It's THREADy, it's THREADy, it's fun for a girl and a boy...

　 　 　 ＼∧＿ﾍ　　　　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　,,､,､,,,　/ ＼〇ノゝ∩ ＜　　In September 93, 100 get on THREAD!!
　　　　/三√ ﾟДﾟ)　/　　 ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿　　,,､,､,,,
　　 　　/三/| ﾟＵﾟ|＼　　　　　　,,､,､,,,　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　,,､,､,,,
　,,､,､,,,　Ｕ （:::::::::::）　　,,､,､,,,　　　　　　　　　＼オーーーーーーーッ！！／
　　 　 　//三/|三|＼　　　　　∧＿∧∧＿∧ ∧＿∧∧＿∧∧＿∧∧＿∧
　　　　　　∪　 ∪　　　　　　 （　　　　）　　　 （　　　　 ）　　　（　　　　）　　　 ）
　,,､,､,,,　　　　　　　,,､,､,,,　　∧＿∧∧＿∧∧＿∧ ∧＿∧∧＿∧∧＿∧∧＿∧
　　　　　　,,､,､,,,　　　　　　 （　　　　）　　　 （　　　　）　　　 （　　　　）　　　 （　　　　）

＿|￣|○ Fuck, beaten.

Hey, guys! What´s going on in this THREAD?

>>102
There is moderation going on in this THREAD.

Worst THREAD ever

THREAD brings life, but can also take it away.

>>103
This THREAD knows not of this "moderation" of which you speak.

THREAD if u plz

No THREAD for me, thank you.

but I insist, you must try the THREAD

I have a THREAD allergy; it will kill me

∫
　∫　 　　∧＿∧＿_　I believe, good sirs,
∫　　　　（・∀・　） / |　that the 111GET
　 ~━⊂ へ　 ∩）/ |　is mine.
　　　 i’（＿） i”’i￣,/|
　　　 （＿）||￣￣　　

You can have all the 111GET you want, but you better not sully the THREAD

If the THREAD mutates, then a worldwide THREAD pandemic could occur.

THEAD is in all things. THREAD is around us and permiates us.

It speaks to us of the living THREAD

THREAD of THREADs. Hallelujah! Hallelujah!

THREAD THREAD THREAD

POSTING IN A LEGENDARY THREAD

　　　 　　　　　 　∧＿∧＿___　　 ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　＿＿_　　（´∀｀　,） //|　＜ For $1,000,000...
　 　 <──<　＼⊂ へ ∩）//| || ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　　 　＼.　　＼,>'（＿）i'''i~~,,,,/
　　　　　￣||￣（＿）￣~||~￣
　　　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣＼
━━< 　What is the tailor's tool of choice? 　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　>━━
　　　　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿／
　　　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣＼　 ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣＼
━━<　A：　Yes　　　　 　　　　　　　　　　 　　　　　　×　B：　No　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 >━━
　 　 　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿／　 ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿／
　　　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣＼　 ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣＼
━━<　Ｃ：　(・∀・)　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　×　D：　THREAD　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　>━━
　　　　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿／　 ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿／

drum roll

My anser is....

A G E !!!!!!

and THREADlock is cruise control for cool.

THREAD is part of my balanced breakfast.

THREAD is for kids. (lol)

Mr. THREADer loves the pope

Take 20 miligrams of THREAD a day for a healthy emotional life.

old skool, not multi-THREAD

There was a THREAD here... It's gone now.

Shadow of the THREAD

The THREAD that was, is THREAD no more.

>>127
DQN has mastered multi-THREAD drifting.

Read this THREAD to be cool.

Does anyone READ this THREAD?

Night of the living THREAD

PAN is Japanese for THREAD

After READing this THREAD I wanted some BREAD
Maybe it's better to be DEAD INSTEAD?
Freestyle THREAD

Dawn of the THREAD

According to the latest official figures, 43% of all THREADs are totally worthless.

Day of the THREAD (thus completing the trillogy)

According to the latest THREAD, 99% of all statistics involving THREADs are totally fake.

All for THREAD and THREAD for all!

To THREAD or not to THREAD, is that the question?

4chan is for THREADophiles and Yahoo chatroom rejects. (20)

Parody of THREAD : http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1126200611/

According to the latest official figures, 120% of all THREADs in /dqn/ are totally worthless.

THREAD statistics are bullshit. All glory to the hypnoTHREAD.

スレヘレス

I'm not worthy of the glory that is this THREAD.

YOU PEOPLE don't understand the worth of this Threadç

You never appricate this THREAD until you've lost it.

This THREAD welcomes all.

Oh great master, how may I learn the ways of THREAD?

The way of THREAD cannot be told. It must be found.

You don't "find" the THREAD, the THREAD finds you.

Is that so? Well, FUCK THE THREAD.

Oh yeah, and in Soviet Russia, THREAD fucks ME.

Well, good luck with that.

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

This THREAD has ended.

The THREAD of destruction is also the THREAD of rebirth.

This THREAD may have lost the battle, but believe me, this THREAD will not lose the war.

Please sir, may I have a THREAD

Sorry, we are out of THREAD but may I recommend you this THREAD instead?

What! This THREAD is inferior. I demand better!

ROMG MY FOREHYEAD IS BREEDING I NREED THLEAD

Small THREADs are the best.

best THREAD ever

I find comfort in THREAD

This THREAD soothes the senses.

Jesus died on the THREAD for our THREAD

It doesn't matter if you believe in the THREAD, the THREAD still believes in you.

It's not the size of the THREAD, it's how you use it

Panty-Shaped-THREAD

THREAD shaped box.

Insert THREAD A into slot B

A multi-colored THREAD helped make my dreams possible.

The THREAD brings hope to all~

Alien versus THREAD

Oh lawd, iz dat sum THREAD?

This is my 1st Post.

MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDAッ!!!!

Yare yare daze

THREAD mixup

>>182
>>r,r,r,r,r,r,r,r,r,r,r,r,r,r,r,r,r,r,r,r,r

THREAD ruined!

so mend it with needle and THREAD.

I could a bottle of some cold-filtered THREAD-lite right now.

>>186 A man can't live on THREAD and water alone.

If you were stranded on a desert THREAD, what would you do?

>>188
DON'T MOCK ME

Its bird, its plane, no....it's....a TRAP!!!! no wait...thats just a THREAD..nvm

It's a THREAD, baby!

THREADget.

A THREAD on this page is causing mozilla to run slowly. If it continues to run, your computer may become unresponsive.
Do you want to abort the THREAD?

spawning a new THREAD

THREAD comaback

THREAD-head!

mad THREADder.

leet THR3AD

smells like THREAD spirit

200 GET

THREAD makes me want to dance.

Oh come on, no more witty thread remarks?
How about Japanese scat videos.

You cannot control THREAD.

In THREAD THREAD, THREAD controls THREAD!

stop posting in this fucking THREAD

>>205 NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

>>205
P.S. THREAD

>>205 i THREAD bigger than you!

WOW is that a THREAD in your pants or did we do this joke already?

The THREAD has been kidnapped by ninjas! Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the THREAD?

Sorry, but our princess is in another THREAD.

She's my THREAD, my pride and joy
Cause to her I'm a hero, not a toy-boy
So I'm climbin mountains, swinging through trees
And even facing killer bees

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I love this THREAD,
and so do.... other people or something.

something is something-something, as something is something, so something somethinging something, and that's why I love my THREAD.

Return of the living THREAD

Dawn of the THREAD

We already covered the THREAD Trillogy in >>134 >>137 and >>139

Some minor repetition only helps THREAD

...and the number one oxymoron: THREAD works!

If you can't say THREAD, what should you say?

fag

>>219 is deep on so many levels, it's THREAD like.

>>222 Thank you, Captain THREAD.

THREAD is a place that can be cold if you don't have a blanket

And by a blanket, I mean a THREAD suit

THREAD IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

>>225 yep. repetition helps THREAD

I never started a THREAD before

So here I go. This is a THREAD that I started.

2GET

>>229 GTFO this is my THREAD.

What a nice THREAD

Posting in a THREAD

( ´ω`) A THREAD, you say?

>>233
Yeah? So what?

>>228 has opened this splendid thread. Thank you very much, >>228.
I'm most honored to see a thread opened by a respectful person as >>228.
I respect >>228 very much. I will tell my children and grandchildren about >>228's exploit.
Whenever I read this thread, I feel better as if my whole body is purified.
I wonder why a nice person like >>228 is not invited to the garden party.
I respect >>228 very much.
Take care, and please watch over us.
Thank you again for this lovely thread.

222GET

Colorless green THREAD sleeps furiously.

>>235
Seeing as this has been carried over from a "Let's translate kopipe into English" thread on 2ch, I find it amusing that nobody edited out the
Captain Obvious of the constant THREAD, yet...

Line breaks mark the point where this THREAD stops making sense.

(　♥ω♥) it's a THREAD of love

This is a THREAD.

A THREAD is this.

>>243 that is a correct way of identifying THREAD.

DON'T DIE THREAD!

lol saeging a stupid THREAD

I can out-THREAD you any fucking day.

This is the the little THREAD that could.

am i contributing to this thread rite?

Do you really think you can THREAD well?

( ´ω`) I have THREADed before you ever thought about doing it, son.

(・∀・) Grandpa! Is it true you invented the THREAD?

( ´ω`) Actually, Junior, I only contributed to create the THREAD. It was a blast back then.

WHATS UP WITH THIS THREAD IS IS DIFFERENT FORM THE OTHER ONES

no

every THREAD is THREAD THREAD

Always remember that this THREAD is special and unique, just like every other THREAD.

this THREAD is run off the mill

but one day this THREAD will run the mill

A million THREADS would then run away.

A million moneys on a million THREADs will eventually write this THREAD

This THREAD needs a subject.

This THREAD is about this THREAD

>>1 never started a THREAD before

So here >>1 goes. This is a THREAD that >>1 started.

>>2 2GETs

THIS thread IS NOW MINE

Give me liberty or give me THREAD

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this THREAD, a new THREAD, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all THREADS are created equal.

>>268 no this THREAD is a dictator.

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1128775817/ is my start page.

Let us bask in the glory of THREAD.