DQN RULES (67)

1 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4495 07:34 [no]

DQN IS FOR DQN PEOPLE
IT'S HARD TO BE COOL IF YOU DONT FOLLOW these RULES

18 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 07:51 [no]

Don't listen to Rule >>17, I'm the real Rule 17!
Rule 17: paradoxes are forbidden.

19 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 14:28 [no]

Rule 17 (for real): This is rule 17.

20 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 21:01 [no]

Rule 18: Read all rules before posting.

Rule 19: Flap your arms like a chicken.

Rule 20: Ignore Rule 19.

21 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4497 21:04 [no]

Rule 21: Good rules should be enforced.
Rule 22: Bad rules should be repelled.
Rule 23: There is no such things as Good and Bad.

22 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4498 00:51 [no]

Rule 24: This is also rule 17.

23 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4498 01:35 [no]

Rule 25: Newspeak only, please.

24 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4498 02:40 [no]

Rule 26: doublegood members unsage unyoung post at unbest time

25 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4498 02:42 [no]

>>24 is unsmart.

unbest -> ungoodest
doublegood -> doubleplusgood

26 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4498 03:09 [no]

> DQN RULES

27 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4498 07:22 [no]

Rule 27: Use of tripcodes are strictly forbidden. Even though anonymous posting could have been set in the config file, the administration has decided to give the chance of members posting using tripcodes. But tripcodes are forbidden. This way we can ban more people. You are banned!

28 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4498 12:57 [no]

Rule 28: Everything is forbidden.
Rule 29: Rule 28 is forbidden, too.

29 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4498 22:01 [no]

Rule 30: This thread was better when I thought the title meant "DQN rocks!"

30 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4498 22:21 [no]

Rule 31: Opinions are not valid rules.

31 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4498 23:19 [no]

Rule 32: Rule 30 is a cool automaton.

32 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4499 01:21 [no]

Rule 33: DQN rules!!!!

33 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4499 01:30 [no]

The number of lines in each post shall not exceed the number of inches of Mai Shirunai's bust.

says rule number tenth generation Nissan Skyline.

34 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4499 05:19 [no]

>>33
So ... post size is basically unlimited? Awesome!

35 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4499 05:54 [no]

>>34
なんでやねん

36 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4499 06:59 [no]

Rule 34: boupleplus goodbeest argh arf

37 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4499 07:16 [no]

Rule 35: OPPAI OPPAI.

38 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4499 16:59 [no]

Rule 35: Deleted

39 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4499 17:51 [no]

Rule 35: It will never end.

40 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4499 17:58 [no]

Rule 35: This post sucks.

41 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4499 18:28 [no]

Rule 35: See Rule 35.

42 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4499 19:28 [no]

Rule 35: there is no Rule 35.

43 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4499 21:01 [no]

Rule 35: See Rule 35.

44 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4500 00:45 [no]

Rule 36: You´re doing it wrong.

45 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4500 22:37 [no]

Rule 37: this rule has peacefully ended.

46 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4502 01:54 [no]

Rule 35: time paradox read rule 35
Rule 35: time paradox read rule 35
Rule 35: time paradox read rule 35
Rule 35: time paradox read rule 35
Rule 35: time paradox read rule 35
Post deleted by user
This post sucks

47 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4502 17:49 [no]

rule 18: all threads must use "xbox" tag

48 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4511 17:14 [no]

rule 48: this thread must be bumped for no real reason

49 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4511 19:01 [no]

Rule 49: posting in this board will result in a permanent ban.
oh wai...

50 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4511 19:11 [no]

  _  ∩
( ゚∀゚)彡 50GET! 50GET!
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51 Name: MODD 1993-09-4511 21:24 [no]

Rule 51: shitty AA is banned.

52 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4511 22:05 [no]

         ∧_∧   ┌────────────────────────────
       ◯( ´∀` )◯ < Rule 52: MODD-chan daisuki!!
        \    /  └────────────────────────────
       _/ __ \_
      (_/   \_)
           lll

53 Name: MODD 1993-09-4512 04:48 [no]

>>52 is banned for too obvious suck-up ness.

54 Name: MODD 1993-09-4512 04:56 [no]

Rule 53: The default username is hereby 'MODD'.

55 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4512 05:50 [no]

Rule 53.B: Anyone posting with the username MODD will be banned for 3.14159265 hours.

56 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4512 13:10 [no]

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57 Name: MODD 1993-09-4512 22:49 [no]

>>56 is banned for, well something. It just doesn't look right.

58 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4513 03:16 [no]

Rule No. 58: NURUPO

59 Name: flowr!RbhHqIRQyk 1993-09-4513 06:15 [no]

lol

60 Name: flowr\!RbhHqIRQyk 1993-09-4513 06:16 [no]

lol

61 Name: flowr/!RbhHqIRQyk 1993-09-4513 06:16 [no]

lol

62 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4513 12:55 [no]

Rule 59: GA!

63 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4513 12:56 [no]

Rule 60: Read the threads for one to two months before you post anything. This helps you to get an understanding of the culture of the group.

64 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4513 21:00 [no]

Rule 60b: All inactive (postless) accounts are deleted after one month.

65 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 00:22 [no]

Rule 61: ???

66 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 01:34 [no]

>>65

  1. Start rules thread
  2. ???
  3. Profit

67 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 04:34 [no]

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