(・∀・) Hey dudes!

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￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣＼∩∧　∧　＼（ ｀ハ´）＜　HELLOHELLOHELLO！
HELLO〜〜〜！ 　 ＞（ ・ω・）/ ｜　　　　/　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
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(・∀・) Yo

( ´ω`) Sonny, what was life like after the internet?

(・∀・) What you mean pops? I don't understand?

（　´_ゝ`）Yaranai ka? Juniour?

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6-■■　　＜　Ju.Ni.Our. Bah.Cup.

(・∀・) Since this is my thread, I'll be setting the rules.

( ´ω`) How so? You ask and I answer?

(・∀・) No Grandpa, we did that in your thread, remember? Dammit, don't tell me your memory is going already.

( ´ω`) Wait... Who are you? Where is my mother?

（ ・_⊃・） I'm your boyfriend now BLELELELELE

(・∀・) Dude, that's gay! Sick!

（　´_ゝ`）Juniour made me gay.

(・∀・) Dude, stop it.

(ﾉ･∀･)ﾉ Junior フゥ〜！

(・3・) Jounior, come-a-here for a kiss under the mistletoe!

( ´ω`) Junior! What´s hip these days?

(・∀・) All the cool kids in my class are using MySpace, Grandpa! You can put your own music and make a totally stylin space for you and your friends! If you aren't in with MySpace, your a square!

( ´ω`)Wow, Myspace sounds really interesting, Junior! Where can I buy it at?

(・∀・) All the cool kids in my class are using MySpace, Grandpa! You can put your own music and make a totally stylin space for you and your friends! If you aren't in with MySpace, your a square!

( ´ω`)Wow, Myspace sounds really interesting, Junior! Where can I buy it at?

(・∀・) All the cool kids in my class are using MySpace, Grandpa! You can put your own music and make a totally stylin space for you and your friends! If you aren't in with MySpace, your a square!

( ´ω`) I lose sonny

´ω`) I lose sonnny

AAAAAAAASONYYYYYYY

SONY

HLEP

(・∀・) tl;dr LOL!

(・∀・) Random fact: My real name is Jisaku Jien!!

( ´ω`) My real name is... ...er...

This thread has ended peacefully.

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　　　　　|⊃・）　　　Did someone say gay?
　　　　　|⊂　　　　　I can dance now !
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　　　♪　　　／ ＼　　　 BLELE
　　　　　　ヽ(・_⊃・）ﾉ 　　LELELE
　　 　 　　　 (　 へ) 　　　LE
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> ( ´ω`) My real name is... ...er...

(・∀・) cthulhu?

( ´ω`) It´s Grandpa.

(・∀・) All the cool kids in my class are using MySpace, Grandpa! You can put your own music and make a totally stylin space for you and your friends! If you aren't in with MySpace, your a square!

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(■■■) Anonymous does not forgive, Junior.

(・∀・) You seem to be square. You are a square. Square. Air.

> ( ´ω`) I'm Goldpa.

(・∀・) A challenger appears!

> ( ´ω`) Actually, I think I'm more of an olive green...

(・∀・) Is it true pimpin' ain't easy, Goldpa?

> ( ´ω`) one thing you gotta remember is everything you say has to rhyme, 'cause if you don't you just might get arrested for a crime

(・∀・) Pohlice get me to jail? I don't fail, I deal mail, deal? This so rocks, push the cocks, get me the bucks, docs.

> ( ´ω`) That shit ain't not good, you're trying so hard your ass can barely be understood. Junior's gotta play it down a little, otherwise you just come off like a clown playin' the no-string fiddle.

(・∀・) what's the no-string fiddle?

> ( ´ω`) Junior, this is your thread. Stop asking ME questions.

(・∀・) Answer me now, what is the fiddle, lest your ass with a soup can I will diddle!

( ´ω`) Who are you talking to, Junior?

(・∀・) Talking to you! Get a god damn clue. If it ait'n cuttin' it, you never gonna gett ttit.

( ´ω`) What are you talking about, Junior?

(・∀・) Talking to you! Get a god damn clue. If it ait'n cuttin' it, you never gonna gett ttit.

( ´ω`) Infinite loop? Pizza scoop. You're the one I'm trying to dupe.

(・∀・) Stop the nonsense old man.

(・∀・) Grandpa, why are you so much more popular than I am?

( ´ω`) I'm the one who's experienced it all, not you.

( ´ω`) I noticed, though, that the folks on 2ch don't care much for me. In fact, I think they make fun of me. They're just jealous!

(・∀・) Proof or bullshit.

( ´ω`) Zzz......

>>58 Proof or ban.

( ´ω`) Zzz......

>>61

Banned for impersonation of MODD.

( ´ω`)
R.I.P.
2005-2006

(;∀;) Grandpa..why..? Why did you have to..

(・∀・) Oh well. Time to carry on his legacy by frequenting /l/ all day.

((( ´ω`))) o O ( Ah, yes... I trained you well. Now I can rest in peace...)

(・∀・) Hmmm... the numbers on his grave seem strange... oh, of course.

( ´ω`)
R.I.P.
2005 B.C.-A.D. 2006

(・∀・) Since Grandpa's gone, I don't have any questions to ask to anyone. Except maybe DQN, but all he says is ﾄｪｪｪｲ DDDUUUURRRR and that'd get annoying very fast.
I think I'll ride my bike Grandpa gave to me that he won at a garbage rummage sale.

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　　　　（ ・∀・）　o/~ I'm on the hiiiighwayy to helll o/~
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( ・ω・) Ah, I take it you're Junior! Hello, I am DQN Industries employee #425, also known as Clonepa. From today on, I will be replacing Grandpa. Although I am sorry about the loss, we must push on for a brighter future!

( ・ω・) I'm rather new to this field, so please take care of me!

(・∀・) Still off somehow. I must complain to the engravers about this.

( ´ω`)
R.I.P.
2005 B.C.-A.D. 1993

( ・ω・) Hello? Junior? Any questions?

(・∀・) Nope! Grandpa taught me all I need to know.

( ・ω・) Junior, I hate to have to tell you this, but those were all lies. Your grandfather never really served in the French Foreign Legion.

(・∀・) Stfu clonepa. You have no character and all you say is crap. I want graps back.

meanwhile.

( ´ω`)
R.I.P.
2005 A.D.-A.D. 2006

(・∀・) That's it - I'm gonna revive Grandpa. I think I still have that book of voodoo magic I ordered a while ago....

( ・ω・) Junior, no! Magic like that is the first step to becoming a black magician, you mustn't use it!

(・∀・)ﾉ[　 ] Ah, here it is...

　　　　　 lヽ,,lヽ　"Reviving lost ones"...must sacrifice someone for ritual, do a dance..
　＿＿__ (´　　 ）_　　Well, let's start on the first step: Killing someone. Hmm..who to kill...
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　　　　　 lヽ,,lヽ 　oh Clonepaaa...where are youuu...?
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( ・ω・) ...

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( ´ω`) Eh? Junior, who was that? What are you readin...

( ゜ω゜)! That book!

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　　　♪　　　／ ＼　　　 INTERMISSION:
　　　　　　ヽ(´Д｀;)ﾉ 　　A MUSICAL INTERLUDE
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　　　／　 -Д- ＼　＜ I hate myself and I want to die〜♪
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　　　　　ヽ(´Д｀;)ﾉ 　　BECAUSE IT'S WINTER
　　　／　 -Д- ＼　＜ BECAUSE IT'S WINTER

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(・ω・ )¬(・∀・ )Turned the gun on Clonepa!

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　　　／　 -Д- ＼　＜ High up in the deep blue sky〜♪
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Now back to our program!

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( ゜ω゜)! That book!

( ・ω・) It is the Necroclonicon, written by the Mad Arab Abdul Alhazred! You know not of what you meddle in!

( ´ω`) Hey, you aren't bad.

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(・∀・) Hi there, Mr. Death. I want you to revive Grandpa, okay?

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(・∀・) $10 and a bottle cap?

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( ´ω`)? Junior, I'm right here.

Σ( ・Д・) ...!!! G-grandpa is a ZOMBI?! OHSHI-

( ´ω`) Come on, you know me better than that. I fell off of the line between life and death a few years ago.

( ´ω`) You were just getting annoying, that's all.

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│Oh man, this one is way past schedule!
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Σ(・Д・ ) H-hey! What are you doing?!

( ´ω`) You moron, the spell you cast was to RETRIEVE lost souls, not bring them back!

( ´ω`) Thanks to you, I'm condemned to all hell for eternity. Well, until I figure a way out. Should be easy since I cheated death so many times in the past. Anyway...you're a moron.

(-Д- ) S...sorry, Grandpa. I'll pray for your soul, okay?

( ´ω`) Praying doesn't do shit, kiddo. I asked Jesus once what he does with prayers. He either tl;drs them or laughs.

( ´ω`) But this is your thread, not mine. You have the power to do whatever you'd like. Unfortunately.

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( ´ω`)彡　Seeya, Junior. Make sure to fill up my 8 terabyte monster computer with as much loli as possible! Oppai oppai!!
　⊂彡

(・∀・) Well, I guess Grandpa's gone off to the afterlife. Knowing him, he'll be back eventually.

(・∀・) ...

(・∀・) So, I wonder what I should do now?

( ・ω・) I'm still here.

(・∀・) Oh, hi dad!

( ・ω・) I'm not your da-

( ・ー・）Hey, Junior! Where's Grandpa?

( ・ω・) ...

(-∀-) Grandpa, he's...

(・∀・) Wait. Dad, my Grandpa is your dad. You called him Grandpa too. BAKA !!

F-F-F-F-FAIL FLAIL!

( ・ー・） I'm impressed, Junior. I called him "Grandpa" because I thought you were still mentally 5 years old.

( ・ー・） So?

(・∀・) So help me save Grandpa from the depths of hell or or leave my thread!

（・_・。）Hi... blush

(・∀・) Fiance, you're back!

（・_・。）Who're you? Where did my lover go? What have you done with my lover*??!*

(・A・) ...

（・_・。） Oh, there you are...

( ・ー・） Okay, we'll be going now. Bye, Junior.

(・Д・)

(・Д・)

(・Д・) Shit sux.

( ・ω・) If you're willing to listen, I may be able to help you win her heart.

(・∀・) tl;dr

(・∀・) Ah, I joke, I joke. Tell me how to attract girls, Clonepa.

(・∀・) Yeah I'm so desperate that I have to listen to advice from a non-character.

( ・ω・) Clonepa is a non-character is NOT a meme.

( ・∇・)つ( ・ω・) Don't listen to my brother, he's a bother!

( ・∇・) (・ω・ ) You! This time, we'll settle this!

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(・∀・) OOOOOOOOOIIII! This is my thread people.

( ・ω・) Sorry, I've always wanted to do that.

(・∀・) I want a girl to knead!

>>123
( ・ω・) Do you have Solar Hands?

(・∀・) I have Solar Gauntlets.

( ・ω・) Excellent! Then come with me to play Dark Underworld, I need you to defeat this Vile Darkness bastard.

(・∀・) joins your party.
You gain 2 exp. You reach the ten billionth level of experience. You gain one (1) internets, but your inventory is full. Do you wish to leave the internets behind?

( ・ω・) I drop one (1) magic elixer and take the internets.

(・∀・) You are full of Bombs and/or Keys.

(・∀・) A blast from the past!

(・∀・) So, wait, is clonepa my dad now?

( ・ω・) I forgot my Japanese name.

(　･ิω･ิ) It's 「くらぷーあすー」

( ・ω・) You dick!

(・∀・) Good one, Dad!

( ・ω・) I think it might be 「シルバー・カートリッジ」, though.

(・∀・) I am Jr, hear me roar

(・∀・) I can't believe Grandpa is making me live in the garage. I hate that old bastard!

（　｀ハ´) Hello, Junior.

(・∀・) Woah there! Good Darkpa!

（　｀ハ´) So why aren't you living with your mom & dad?

（　｀ハ´) More importantly, why aren't you living in my basement? You could take care of my tentac-*coff*tent garden.

（　｀ハ´) Yes, I have a garden in a tent. I know it's very unusual. that's why I need someone with your unique abilities.

(・∀・) What does it pay?

（　｀ハ´) 15 Rape Dollars a month.

(・∀・) Can I buy rapeseed oil with those? It's my favourite lubricant.

（　｀ハ´) Everyone loves magical nonoha oil.

（　｀ハ´) If you do it right you won't need lube.

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like lube!

（　｀ハ´) Myself, I do not, as lube tends to have a corrosive effect on Mittens.

(・∀・) HELLOS