Well?
>>2 was too scared to do it himself.
>>1-3 are all idiots for thinking a new thread had to be made. The original is still perfectly adequate.
>>4 doesn't believe in legends.
>>9 is a newtype.
>>11 has pathetically weak Kung Fu that is in the old style, and that is why his master died so easily.
>>12 is an ignorant upstart that ignores tradition in favor of baseless theory.
You idiots, there is no reason for this thread. Just use the old one! It's still there and it's as good as ever. Sheesh.
>>14 doesn't understand what autosage is, probably because he's busy fucking goats.
I understand perfectly what autosage is, but the thread is still there. Who cares if it fucking gets bumped? All that means is more idiots (who aren't familiar with the true spirit of the DQN) will fuck it up.
>>16 is a troll.
>>17 doesn't want the original thread to get to 2000.
>>1-1000000 is DQN
>>21 is praising instead of insulting.
>>23 is tedium.
>>24 is trying to kill this thread with boring replies. Seems like it's working too.
>>25 likes beating small dead horses.
>>27 pretends to be a horse with all of his horse-friends on the internet.
is a hillybilly hick like cletus the slack jawed yockel from the simpsons
>>31 still watches the simpsons
>>36 is an all-around great person with no flaws whatsoever.
>>38 doesn't realize that sarcasm on the internet is a fucking impossibility.
Pitiful >>39 hasn't heard of Netiquette.
>>45 is full of AIDS too. It's contagious.
>>47 is the scientist who injected the monkey.
48 is the monkey
>>49 is the pharmaceutical sponsor of the scientist.
>>50 is head of the Zaibatsu that owns pharmaceutical company, as well as several media companies which continuously pump out propaganda to cloud the true nature of AIDS. Said corporation chiefly produces pollution, emos, bad Chuck Norris jokes, and profit off the suffering of us, the citizens of the Internets.
>>52 is a valet of the Illuminati which runs the World Bank which funded the pharmaceutical company which hired the scientist who shot the monkey.
>>53 doesn't know why the scientist shot the monkey. Perhaps he'll die.
>>55 shot Kurt Cobain
>>61 is a Captain Obvious
>>65 had a big package, but it was damaged in-transit.
>>66 damaged the package while working for UPS.
Logic never fails me! >>69 then proceeded to eat the delicoius burger!
>>78 will be the first up against the wall, come the Revolution.
>>93 is breaking the law for annoying someone anonymously over the Internet.
>>94 doesn't care about the Constitution.
>>101 assigns a special significance to the number 01100100 for some reason.
>>102
Dials phone numbers in binary and wonders why they don't connect.
>>105 wants to be a Briton, probably because they fuck better than his mom down there.
>>107's jokes are shit, and he's well aware of it, but continues to post them.
is marrying Gluttony from fullmetal alchemist, and makes out with him all day long because he likes that kinda thing
>>113 likes loli guro
114 is a white, male Mana cosplayer
>>115 is greater-than-symbol-challenged
116 is << a man, so he does not deserve >> symbols.
>>117 is not capable of following convention, and is thus shunned by it's peers
>>121 sees dead people.
>>123, dead at 20
I just heard some sad news on talk radio - 4-ch poster >>123 was found dead in his Maine home this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the 4-ch community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to 4-ch culture. Truly an American icon.
>>124 is a pretentious asshole.
>>125 has a short attention span and gets all "tl;dr" whenever someone posts a message more than a sentence long
>>126 thinks he's 4-ch's conscience, even though he's just DQN-er.
>>127 thinks he's God's conscience, even though he's just Jesus.
>>129 is Friedrich Engels.
Fucking see see see combo breaker. i'm tired of fucking up this thread. die thread die.
>>141 thinks that's a bad thing.
>>142 is vipper
see >>136
>>145 is a fucking idiot in every thread.
>>148 panics and retorts whenever he thinks he heard "ball-licker".
>>150 tries, but canLt get past the first level.
>>152 thinks Chip's Challenge was an arcade game
>>154
Once asked why "Computer" was not a flavor of chip.
>>156
Can't come up with anything original so he quoted the first words he ever heard from his mother "I wish he thought of that(the condom) first."
>>157 wasn't even there.
>>158 still isn't all the way "there", if you catch my drift.
Nobody ever gets >>159's drifts, no matter how much he winks or nudges.
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>>161 relies on shitty kopipe because he can't think for himself.
>>162 is too insecure to use shitty kopipe because he feels a need to prove he can think for himself.
When >>163 hears the word 'culture,' he reaches for his gun.
>>166 fucks sentence fragments in the ass.
>>167 is an uncouth boor.
>>170 writes them in script format and hopes for it to some day be made into a movie.
>>171 derived time travel and wormhole theory just to facilitate seven of nine, deanna troy and those other bimbo's in one scene of his lousy scripts.
>>175 rhymes all the time, it should be a crime, how about you STFU and deepthroat a lime!
>>179 thinks Soviet Russia jokes were funny the first thousand times he heard them, so why not another.
>>180 only thinks that in Soviet Russia.
>>185 NO U
>>186 likes to point his finger at his mothers hard phallus.
>>186
is so retarded, he can't think of anything even slightly original to say.
>>189 made this post from his hotel room at FurCon
>>192 attempts to supress his furry tendencies - not always successfully.
>>199 is gay.
>>200 is a homophobe
>>208 is so outdated, he still says "I KISS YOU!"
cmboo breaekr.
>>210-211 are DQN.
On the other hand, >>215 received his AIDS during a one-night stand with a sperm whale.
>>217 thinks making DQN forced registration is a bad idea.
>>220 paid :10bux: before he found out that it was free.
>>222
donated to 4chan after Moot sold out
>>224 will admit to knowing what 4chan is
if >>225 knew what 4chan was, he'd love it and be a total /b/tard
>>225 donated in hopes that Gary Niger would come forth and feed him the Holy Gay Nigger Seed from a vial he keeps in a small pocket in his well-ironed suit.
>>227's brain should be donated to science.
>>228 donated his brain to science, and they gave it back.
>>229 sold his brain to science because he needed the money to buy drugs.
>>230 couldn't complete the drug transaction, though he lives in a bad village.
>>231 failed to sage
>>234 saged a sager in Sageland at Sageville near Sage River with his sidekick Sagedude the Archsager of the Saging Institution
>>235 has a limited vocabulary.
>>236 posted in the "ITT we post in this thread" thread. 3 times.
>>238 confuses ethnicity with alcohol, thereby proving what a retard he is.
>>239 confuses women with floor lamps when under the influence of alcohol
>>244 always watches out for incorrect verb forms that have snuck into the language.
>>245 watches these people from the shadows.
>>247 is a nerd who thinks he's TOO GOOD for Star Trek.
>>250 thinks rebelling against mods is new and cool
>>252 think that hip is new and cool
>>257 goes to the local Starbucks every morning.
>>266 is a humuhumunuku