i@MƒnLj Darkpa (v0.9) (70)

1 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 01:54 [no]

i@MƒnLj It took me like a month to make this thing. How does Grandpa crap them out so quickly?

2 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 02:54 [no]

2GET

3 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 02:57 [no]

i@MƒnLj Guess I need some kind of protection to keep Anonymous out,

4 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 04:12 [no]

(EΝE) I slip some laxatives into Grandpa's tea every morning. That's how he gets all those topics out!

(EΝE) Anyway, are you evil, Darkpa?

5 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 04:33 [no]

i@MƒnLj No, I'm "differently moralled"

6 This post sucks.

7 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 05:51 [no]

(EΝE) .....Darkpa, what did you make this thread out of? Something smells...

8 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 07:31 [no]

i@MƒnLj Why, ass and poo of course!

9 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 11:53 [no]

(E„DE) those aren't very solid building materials!

10 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 11:59 [no]

i@MƒnLjI get a lot of fiber.

11 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 15:50 [no]

(E„DE) ...I dunno... sounds kind of ick to me.

12 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 17:31 [no]

i@MƒnLj

13 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 19:47 [no]

(E„DE)

14 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4545 00:07 [no]

i@MƒnLj Well, what did you want me to use?

15 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4545 03:23 [no]

(EΝE) Nitro glycerine.

16 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4545 04:17 [no]

i@MƒnLj If I rebuild it, will they come?

17 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4545 05:28 [no]

(EΝE) I suggest advertising on other threads.

18 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4546 02:59 [no]

(EΝE) Darkpa, why do you enjoy hurting random people?

19 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4546 04:30 [no]

i@MƒnLj Cause I've seen hell, kid.

i@MƒnLj When I was still young, I had joined the local militia. I was sent on a mission that only I could do...

i@MƒnLjI was sent to infiltrate Mordor.

20 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4546 07:36 [no]

(EΝE) How did you get into Mordor? Because everyone knows that one cannot simply drive into Mordor.

21 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4546 07:50 [no]

i@MƒnLj I simply recontextualized myself into Mordor, but unfortunately, I'm under a NDA and cannot elaborate too much on that method.

22 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4546 09:57 [no]

i@MƒnLj Anyways, I was sent with a partner. It was your Grandpa. At that time, we didn't really know eachother, and we still used our real names.

i@MƒnLj When we finally made it, we planned to have a bite to eat. But that was when we saw... it.

23 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4546 11:23 [no]

(EΝE) Why is Darkpa Chinese?

24 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4546 11:35 [no]

i@MƒnLj Thanks for listening to my stories, Junior.

i@MƒnLj By the way, I'm not Chinese. These eyes were given to me by a fallen comrade many years ago.

25 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4546 12:39 [no]

(EΝE) Sounds like Kakashi from Naruto.

26 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4546 16:26 [no]

i@MƒnLj Kinda, but he didn't offer, and I didn't ask. I also did it by myself with no eyes at the time, so I ended up putting the right on the left and the left on the right.

27 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4546 16:51 [no]

(EΝE) I like your mustashe

28 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4547 21:03 [no]

(EΝE) It.. couldn't be that you took grandpas eyes?

(;E„DE) Even though I think I saw his evil eye just yesterday..

29 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 00:53 [no]

i@MƒnLjYour grandpa's nearly blind, actually. He used to have these huge goggles for glasses. One time, I took them off him, and then I gave him the finger. He thought I had 8 different arms and 16 different middle fingers! He uses contacts now, but he sometimes confuses me for a girl at times.

30 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 03:10 [no]

( LƒΦ`) Hey there, good lookin'

31 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 03:36 [no]

i MƒnLj*blush*

32 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 04:20 [no]

i MmLj Just tryin' a new style...

33 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 04:32 [no]

i MMLj Maybe I should get bolder

34 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 04:36 [no]

i M 3Lj Gimme a little sugar, baby

35 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 17:08 [no]

i MƒnLj Yeah, that hipster stuff ain't for me.

36 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 17:41 [no]

(EΝE) I think Darkpa fails because he has no sidekick. You know, the old Japanese tsukkomi or whatever!

37 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 17:59 [no]

( EƒΦE) ...hey.

38 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 18:55 [no]

(EΝE) Clonepa's more of a boke, if you ask me. You can't do manzai with two boke!

39 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 20:44 [no]

( LƒΦ`) I think Darkpa could be a fine tsukkomi.

40 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 21:50 [no]

i MƒnLj !

(old japanese music backgroung)

41 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 22:30 [no]

(EΝE) Maybe Clonepa and Darkpa can team up. Since they're technically not enemies..Although I think Clonepa has mine and Grandpa's DNA.

(EΝE) You don't mind, do you Darkpa?

42 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 22:50 [no]

i MƒnLj I won't mind if I get a theme song. I want DQN song 5.

43 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 18:09 [no]

(EΝE) Speaking of which, has anyone ever sung any of the DQN songs? I want to play them on my iPod Nanoha!

44 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 18:14 [no]

45 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 18:58 [no]

(EAE ) ...I want an iPod Nanoha...

46 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 20:10 [no]

(EΝE) That was pretty cool. But Darkpa's themesong should be more hotblooded, don't you think?

(EΝE) Like... DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DARKPA!

(EΝE) DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DARKPA!

47 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 23:03 [no]

i MƒnLj The song can wait. First, I must acquire an iPod Fate!

48 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4553 11:48 [no]

i₯”ͺ₯j‚g‚…‚Œ‚Œ‚C‚”‚ˆ‚‰‚“@‚‰‚“@‚c‚‚’‚‹‚Š‚•‚Ž‚‰‚‚’

49 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4553 11:52 [no]

i MƒnLj ...I have grandchildren?

i MƒnLj ......I have children?

50 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4553 17:52 [no]

i₯”ͺ₯jDarkpa, what was life like before the internet?

51 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4553 19:45 [no]

i MƒnLjWhat kind of mustache is that?

52 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4553 20:20 [no]

(EAE ) ...I don't like this at all...

53 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 03:36 [no]

i MƒnLj Ah, home again.

54 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4560 03:46 [no]

(EAE ) ...I want an iPod Lyrical Nanoha...

55 Name: (L₯ƒΦ₯`) : 1993-09-4567 13:17

(L₯ƒΦ₯`)ƒnƒ@HŽ€‚Λ‚ζƒJƒX

56 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4568 02:11

i MƒnLj

57 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4568 03:30

(EΝE)

58 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4568 03:33

i MƒnLj Goddamn,I can't even beat the Fags on Gurochan thread?

59 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4568 05:58

i MƒnLj Well, atheast they like me more than “ϊ–{‚Ν—ς‚Α‚Δ‚’‚ι...

i MƒnLj ...I hope.

60 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 20:33

sage

61 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 17:43

i MƒnLj I'm back from the hospital. What did I miss?

62 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 21:42

(LΝM) Junior and Grandpa fused together to become us, the ultimate being - Grandpa Junior...

(LΝM) ....ZZ....

(LΝM) ...~A La Mode~....

Ό(LΝM)½ ...with mittens!

63 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 21:46

i MƒnLj Impressive.

64 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 22:13

( EƒΦE) HEY! I was here first!

65 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 22:17

(LΝM) Shut up crapass.

66 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 22:46

( EƒΦE)‚Βζˆ Don't make me ‚s‚`‚m‚`‚r‚h‚m‚m you.

67 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 22:48

i MƒnLj is that a mitten?

68 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 23:32

>>66

( LƒΦ`) I locked ‚s‚`‚m‚`‚r‚h‚m‚m in that crappy thread of yours. Your not powerful enough to break the seal.

69 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 23:40

( EƒΦE) I enlisted the help of Doraemon for that task.

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70 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 05:13

i@MƒnLj Oh, hey, the fridge here is still full!

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