I'm afraid I have bad news... (236)

1 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4595 21:05

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Squeeks has terminal bonitis.
|.@V@Κ
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2 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4595 21:11

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Squeeks has terminal breast cancer.
|.@V@Κ
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3 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4595 21:24

Kneeding Squeeks
@@@@@@@@l@@@@@
@@@@@@@iQ_j@@@@
@@@@@@ iQQj@@@@
@@@@@@i QQ j@@ @
@@@@@@iEΝE@j@
(LEƒΦE)‚@(E(E j@@@@
@@@@@@b b@|@@@@@@@
@@@@@@i_QjQj

4 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4595 22:16

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Squeeks has just suffered from a critical
|.@V@Κ AA failure. I'm not sure if we can save him.
|___:|__|)
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5 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4595 23:42

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) I have a rocket in my pants.
|.@V@Κ
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6 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4596 00:56

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Squeeks has terminal dingoes kidney failure.
|.@V@Κ
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7 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4596 01:01

| Θ
|L₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) Squeeks will never play the piano again.
|.@V@Κ
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8 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4596 04:07

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Squeeks will always play the piano again
|.@V@Κ
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9 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4596 04:46

| Θ
|L₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) Squeeks will never play the digeridoo again.
|.@V@Κ Thank God...
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10 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4596 05:40

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) I forgot what I was going to say
|.@V@Κ it was hilarious, though.
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11 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4596 06:18

(EΝE) Clonepa? I didn't know you were a doctor...

12 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4596 08:56

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) He keeps saying his name is squeeks and stuff
|.@V@Κ
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13 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4596 12:19

| Θ
|L₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) Squeeks needs a brain transplant.
|.@V@Κ
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14 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4596 12:58

| Θ
|L₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) Unfortunately, there aren't any to be found in /dqn/.
|.@V@Κ
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(@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) You over there! Go fetch me a brain, quickly.

15 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4596 15:08

(LίƒΦί`) Sorry, we're fresh out!

16 Name: squeek's doctor : 1993-09-4596 15:30

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Squeeks told me that /dqn/ is going to be closed
|.@V@Κ
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17 Name: squeek's lawyer : 1993-09-4596 15:34

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Squeeks is being taken to court. He is being sued for
|.@V@Κ damages for libel, and defamation by a Jisaku Jien
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18 Name: squeek's caddy : 1993-09-4596 15:41

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Squeeks is golfing.
|.@V@Κ
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19 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4596 22:19

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Squeeks has entered a chrysalis state.
|.@V@Κ
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20 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4597 14:03

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) This thread has ended peacefully.
|.@V@Κ
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21 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4597 14:40

@ ΘQΘ@@@ΘQΘ@@@ΘQΘ@@ ΘQΘ@ @ ΘQΘ
@i@EΝEji@M[Lji@LΝMji@ί Νί ji@OΝOj
@i@@@@‚Β„±Ύ„ͺ„ͺΎ„ͺΎ„ͺ„ͺΎ„ͺΎ„ͺΎ„ͺ„±Ό@ @ @‚Β
@@b b@|@ „«This thread has ended peacefully.„«@b b b
@i_QjQj „³„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„³@i_QjQj@@@@@

Please do not resurrect it.

Thank you.

22 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4597 14:44

@@ , , @@poor Squeeks!
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23 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4597 15:01

| Θ
|@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) Squeeks has risen from the dead.
|.@V@Κ
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24 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4597 17:11

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Squeeks has left his chrysalis state, but he came out
|.@V@Κ in worse condition than he went in!
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25 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4597 17:11

>>23
| Θ
|@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) Squeeks has risen the thread.
|.@V@Κ
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26 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4597 21:34

@@@l@@@@@
@@iQ_j@@@@
@ iQQj@@@
@i QQ j@@@@
@i@EΝEj@ƒ@My name is Squeeks and my health was restored to 100%!
@i‚@@ ‚Β
@b b@|@@@@@
@i_QjQj

27 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4597 21:40

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Squeeks saves....
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|) ......money on car insurance!
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28 Name: Squeeks : 1993-09-4598 03:42

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@@iQ_j@@@@
@ iQQj@@@
@i Θ j@
|LEΝE) I am a licenced medical practitioner
|.@V@Κ
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29 Name: Squeeks : 1993-09-4598 03:44

@@@l@@@@@
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@i Θ j@
@|LEΝE) I have terminal bonitis.
@|.@V@Κ
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30 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4598 14:50

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Shii has acute moderatoritis. Only deboxification might cure him.
|.@V@Κ
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31 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4602 18:47

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) I'll bump this thread as soon as Squeek's condition changes.
|.@V@Κ
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32 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4602 19:15

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Nothing yet. Sorry.
|.@V@Κ
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33 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4602 20:08

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Squeeks has a terminal.
|.@V@Κ
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34 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4602 20:46

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Oddly enough, his terminal squeaks.
|.@V@Κ
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35 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 12:57

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) He just rolled over! This is good news!
|.@V@Κ
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36 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4604 01:02

| Θ
|Lί ƒŽί) Now he's begging. It's sooooooo cute!
|.@V@Κ
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37 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4604 04:15

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Sorry, that was my overweight nurse. It won't happen again, promise.
|.@V@Κ
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38 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 06:16

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) 4-ch is dying
|.@V@Κ
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39 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 11:59

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) We should just try to make 4-ch comfortable.
|.@V@Κ
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40 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 12:44

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) On the plus side, his death was hilarious.
|.@V@Κ
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41 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 13:35

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) I give him 3 weeks. Wait. No. 2 weeks.
|.@V@Κ
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42 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 02:40

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) I gave him mouth to mouth.
|.@V@Κ
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43 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 03:14

| Θ
|Lί ƒŽί) I gave him ass to mouth.
|.@V@Κ
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44 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 03:16

| Θ
|;LƒΦ`) Will you stop going crazy in there?
|.@V@Κ
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45 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 06:24

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) I don't want to do the barium thing.
|.@V@Κ
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46 Name: squeeks : 1993-09-4607 09:30

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@@iQ_j@@@@
@ iQQj@@@
@i QQ j@@@@
@i@EΝEj@ƒ@My name is Squeeks, and I gave up control
@i‚@@ ‚@@@of 4-ch to moot
@b b@|@@@@@
@i_QjQj@

47 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 11:43

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Only Jesus can help him now.
|.@V@Κ
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48 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 12:52

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Jesus just called and said he's too busy.
|.@V@Κ
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49 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 00:22

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) I tried to call Buddah to help Squeeks, but he doesn't
|.@V@Κ have a phone
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50 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 00:23

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) This thread isn't getting to 1000 before zero hour
|.@V@Κ
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51 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 00:25

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) I missed 50 get
|.@V@Κ
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52 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 03:48

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) We're sending Squeeks to Osaka, where the finest doctors will try
|.@V@Κ to help him. We need you to chip in for his bus ticket.
|___:|__|)
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53 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 12:29

| Θ
|Lί ƒŽί) He's back from Osaka. No change to report, except that
|.@V@Κ he brought me this cute geisha paperweight!
|___:|__|)
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54 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 12:53

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) I think his dick just fell off.
|.@V@Κ
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55 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4609 16:30

| Θ
|@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) Never mind, it was just his pancreas.
|.@V@Κ
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56 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4610 02:07

[Del]

| Θ
|@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) I may have contracted Squeeks' STDs before he died.
|.@V@Κ
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57 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4612 22:09

| Θ
|@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) Squeeks has suddenly developed Pendulous Scrotum Syndrome.
|.@V@Κ
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58 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4613 00:23

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@ iQQj@@@@
@i QQ j @@@
@i@EΝEj@ƒ@Hay guys check these babies out!
@i‚@@ ‚@@@
@b ƒΦ@|@@@@
@i_QjQj@

59 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4613 01:19

@@@l@@@@@
@@iQ_j@@@@
@ iQQj@@@@
@i QQ j @@@
@i@EΝEj@ƒ@Pretty cool, isn't it?
@i‚@@ ‚@@@
@bLƒΦ` |@@@@
@i_QjQj@

60 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4613 02:09

@@@l@@@@@
@@iQ_j@@@@
@ iQQj@@@@
@i QQ j @@@
@i@EΝEj@ƒ@Ah..
@i‚@@ ‚@@@
@@= = = = S
@i_QjQj@= bLƒΦ` | I'm getting the hell out of here.

61 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4613 12:58

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Okay, NOW his dick has just fallen off.
|.@V@Κ
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62 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4615 01:39

| Θ
|@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) I just got back from Burger King, and I have tremendous gas!
|.@V@Κ
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63 Name: Cyber Okama : 1993-09-4615 02:05

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Squeeks is now singing and looking for a full moon.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
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64 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4615 06:15

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) ... but its still noon. PREPARE CPR STAT!
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
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65 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4619 00:29

| Θ
|@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) Hope you're enjoying the waiting room cable TV. Speaking of,
|.@V@Κ I wouldn't go in the men's room for a while. I just laid my own
|___:|__|) high quality cable, if you know what I mean.
|__)Q)

66 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4620 01:48

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) We have to evacuate the thread.
|.@V@Κ
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67 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4620 05:11

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Or maybe I should just save myself and start anew.
|.@V@Κ
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68 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4620 06:01

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) We would like to know who'll pay for the expenses.
|.@V@Κ
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69 Name: My sentences : 1993-09-4620 07:14

HULK SMASH!

70 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4620 23:37

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) My name is Squeeks, and I make Hulk mad!
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
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71 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4621 00:32

@@@l@@@@@
@@iQ_j@@@@
@ iQQj@@@
@i QQ j@@@@
@i@EΝEj@ƒ@MY name is Squeeks and what the hell, man?
@i‚@@ ‚@@@First you kick my ass, and
@b b@|@@@@@now you're taking my name?
@i_QjQj@@

72 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4621 01:40

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯)>>71 I'm afraid I have bad news...
|.@V@Κ
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73 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4621 03:56

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) >>71 You have terminal bonitis
|.@V@Κ
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74 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4624 16:36

| Θ
|@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) Hey, who's up for Burger King?
|.@V@Κ
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75 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4625 02:03

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Squeeks is no longer daddy's little princess
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
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76 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4626 15:26

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Squeeks is no longer mum's little angel.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
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77 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4640 03:49

| Θ
|@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) Burger King, tremendous gas, avoid the men's room, high quality cable.
|.@V@Κ You know the drill.
|___:|__|)
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78 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4640 05:43

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Squeeks went to Yoshinoya.
|.@V@Κ
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79 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4640 05:53

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) ...and then to McDonalds
|.@V@Κ
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80 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4640 08:53

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) ...and after he posted that pinku bento box thing again,
|.@V@Κ somebody stabbed him 87 times with a fork.
|___:|__|)
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81 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4640 12:45

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) ...his hand cramped up into a withered claw after
|.@V@Κ copy/pasting DESU thousands of times in /b/.
|___:|__|)
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82 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4640 12:52

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) The 'post happy things' thread broke the sad
|.@V@Κ little emo internet. Sorry kids.
|___:|__|)
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83 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4640 13:07

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Squeeks is in recovery, and just got his 30 day chip.
|.@V@Κ
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84 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4640 13:08

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Nurse! I need a body bag here.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
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85 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4640 13:27

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Squeeks left his own special brand of high
|.@V@Κ quality flooring
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

86 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4640 17:04

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Today I have good news.
|.@V@Κ A free bed.
|___:|__|) And a fresh corpse for students' practice.
|__)Q)

87 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4642 00:51

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Lolocaust has gone AWOL
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

88 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4642 01:02

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Lolocaust was last spotted with Doug
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

89 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4642 18:10

| Θ
|@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) Everyone named Squeeks is dying.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

90 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4642 21:54

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) I'm tired of updating Squeeks's status. Go check on him yourself.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

91 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4642 22:05

@@@l@@@@@
@@iQ_j@@@@
@ iQQj @@@
@i QQ j@@@
@i@x@_ xj@<@Malpractice!
@i‚@@ ‚Β @@
@b b@|@@@@
@i_QjQj@@@

92 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 03:10

| Θ
| MƒnL) Um... your fridge is all full of dead people.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

93 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4643 04:54

@@@l@@@@@
@@iQ_j@@@@
@ iQQj @@@
@i QQ j@@@
@i@x@_ xj@<@I'm hungry. Where's the morgue in this place?
@i‚@@ ‚Β @@
@b b@|@@@@
@i_QjQj@@@

94 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4647 03:51

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Squeeks is whinging about something again and he won't shut up
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

95 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4647 06:37

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Why am I waiting for Squeeks in such a moe pose?
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

96 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4647 13:16

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Maybe I should go back to work some day.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

97 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4647 13:38

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) It looks like iichan didn't die on the table after all.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

98 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4647 18:10

| Θ
|@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) oops the fork wasn't supposed to go there!!!! sorry mister
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

99 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4647 19:15

| Θ
|@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) Hey there pretty ladies.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

100 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4647 20:49

| Θ
| ₯ƒŽ₯) 100GET!
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

101 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4647 21:03

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) >>100 is not a licensed practitioner.
|.@V@Κ Please avoid taking anything he says seriously.
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

102 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4647 22:14

| Θ
| ₯ƒŽ₯) You need a mitten transplant!
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

103 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 01:46

| Θ
|@₯ƒŽ₯) I accidentally removed Squeeks' mitten bones!
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

104 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 03:58

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Playing golf is relaxing.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

105 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4651 11:56

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) IT TOOK ME FUCKING 100 MINUTES TO
|.@V@Κ PUT THAT GOLF BALL IN THAT HOLE!
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

106 Name: My name is Squeeks and ... : 1993-09-4654 14:34

| Θ
|@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) My BMW needs two more payments, so Squeeks
|.@V@Κ is going back under the knife again.
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

107 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4655 22:31

| Θ
|@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) Now that same BMW just had the warranty expire
|.@V@Κ Looks like I have to shakedown somebody else
|___:|__|) To pay for cleaning up the massive oil spill
|__)Q) that schissewagen left in the driveway of my
massive house with a soild carved limestone driveway.

108 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4655 23:19

| Θ
|@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) Maybe I should quit and work for Burger King.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

109 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4655 23:55

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Black Jack doesn't have a license, and neither do I.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

110 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4663 19:09

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) I don't know, but I've been told
|.@V@Κ If you never slow down, you never grow old.
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

111 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 03:43

| Θ
|@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) Would you like an apple pie with that?
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

112 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 03:47

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Is there a doctor in the room?
|.@V@Κ It's quite urgent.
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

113 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 12:12

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Squeeks left for Russia this morning
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

114 Name: Ό“ρ“ρ“ρ [valium] “ρ“ρ“ρ½ : 1993-09-4674 17:47

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) I think Squeeks needs some valium prescription meds pharmacy
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

115 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 17:57

| Θ@| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) |L₯ƒΦ₯) ...
|.@V@Κ.|.@V@Κ
|___:||) .|___:||)
|)Q)@.|)Q)

116 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 18:00

| Θ@| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) |L₯ƒΦ₯) ...uh...
|.@V@Κ.|.@V@Κ
|___:||) .|___:||)
|)Q)@.|)Q)

117 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 18:02

| Θ@| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) |L₯ƒΦ₯) ...I shouldn't have drank from that bottle..
|.@V@Κ.|.@V@Κ
|___:|Q|).|___:|Q|)
|Q)Q) .|Q)Q)

118 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 18:05

| Θ@| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) |L₯ƒΦ₯) ...I don't think it was Valium.
|.@V@Κ.|.@V@Κ
|___:|Q|).|___:|Q|)
|Q)Q) .|Q)Q)

119 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4674 19:12

| Θ@| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) |L₯ƒΦ₯) You have to focus behind it to see the 3D
|.@V@Κ.|.@V@Κ
|___:|Q|).|___:|Q|)
|Q)Q) .|Q)Q)

120 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 02:04

| Θ@| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) |L₯ƒΦ₯) Yes, I have doubled the size of my penis
|.@V@Κ.|.@V@Κ ...but that's because I now have two.
|___:|Q|).|___:|Q|)
|Q)Q) .|Q)Q)

121 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4675 02:42

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Squeeks caught a whopper of a bass today.
|.@V@Κ It's too bad that it got away.
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

122 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4682 01:48

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Winter-kun was eaten by a shark.
|.@V@Κ @@@@@@@~fin~
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

123 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4682 15:07

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) I'm sorry to say that nobody got the 1000GET.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

124 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4683 01:54

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) I am Clonepa.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

125 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4683 05:39

| Θ@| Θ@| Θ@| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) |L₯ƒΦ₯) |L₯ƒΦ₯) |L₯ƒΦ₯) Whoa.
|.@V@Κ.|.@V@Κ.|.@V@Κ.|.@V@Κ
|___:|Q|).|___:|Q|).|___:|Q|).|___:|Q|)
|Q)Q) .|Q)Q) .|Q)Q) .|Q)Q)

126 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4683 06:30

| Θ
|@₯ิ„D₯ิ) Wow, I never realized Clonepa was my colleague.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

(@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) I guess it's just because he's so boring and devoid of personality.

127 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4686 17:39

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) It seems that i have just bumped an old thread
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

128 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4686 20:12

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) It seems that i have just humped an old friend
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

129 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4688 01:05

|„tί) Doctor? The morphine is wearing off...

130 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4688 01:16

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Install Japanese fonts, it's almost as good.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

131 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4689 22:23

| Θ
|LxิƒΦxิ) brains...
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

132 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4690 08:39

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Nurse, we need some more whiskey in here.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

133 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4690 14:30

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) We are going to harvest 1000-san's organs for transplantation.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

134 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4690 15:29

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) After I finish cooking lunch.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

135 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4691 09:22

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) People are too stupid to tell the difference between me and Clonepa
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

136 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4697 12:11

| Θ
|@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) Unfortunately, Squeeks is a geek.
|.@V@Κ There's nothing we can do. Sorry...
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

137 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4697 15:19

| Θ
|@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) Unfortunately, in spite of that Squeeks is a really hot geek
|.@V@Κ . Squeeks is also a Weeaboo geek.There's nothing we can do.
|__)Q) Sorry... Stupid Super Deformed Chibi fans.

138 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4698 12:56

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Fortunately, you're a geek too. You two should
|.@V@Κ get along famously once he's recovered.
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

139 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4698 20:37

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Fortunately, you don't know what
|.@V@Κ Weaboo means. Do you like naruto?
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

140 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4698 21:26

| Θ
|LOƒΦOj“ρ“ρ“ρ½ I have terminal boonitis.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

141 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4699 00:30

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Squeeks missed TWO naruto episodes
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

142 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4699 18:37

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) http://www.anonib.com/dqndqnlol/index.php?b=1
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

143 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4700 06:28

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Squeeks got in Gohan's way. He'll be missing out on work for a while
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

144 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4700 09:33

| Θ
|@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) Squeeks' gohan got wet.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

145 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4700 15:20

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) That wouldn't have happened if he had a pinku bento box
|.@V@Κ with at least two kotoba.
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

146 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4700 17:28

| Θ
|@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) But noo, pinku was too girly for him.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

147 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4700 21:14

| Θ
|@₯ƒŽ₯) Gohan is Goku's son right?! Not rice.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

148 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4700 21:42

| Θ
|@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) I only get to treat patients who are dying of nasty diseases.
|.@V@ʁ@@Not cute singing lolis with cancer. It's very sad.
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

149 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4701 14:24

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) I did not kill my wife!
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

150 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4701 23:10

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) It was a one-armed man!
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

151 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4701 23:12

| Θ
|LƒΦ` ) I am your grandfather!
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

152 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4702 02:31

| Θ
|@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) Ideon just exploded.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

153 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4702 03:31

| Θ
|@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) I hope my ex doesn't find me when
|.@V@Κ we're watching the whole universe recreation thing.
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

154 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4703 03:00

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Squeeks is the hikki otaku poster of general@4-ch
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

155 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4712 12:19

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) I was bumped off the first page
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

156 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4713 21:12

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) I was bumped off the first page AGAIN!
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

157 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4733 22:34

| Θ
|@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) Squeeks still has terminal bonitis.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

158 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4734 00:40

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) no one cares.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

159 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4734 01:56

| Θ@I love my horse,
|@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) My horse loves me.
|.@V@ʁ@I love my horse
|___:|__|)@Under yonder tree.
|__)Q)

160 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4734 03:01

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) that's bad news >159?
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

161 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4734 05:16

@@@l@@@@@
@@iQ_j@@@@
@ iQQj@@@
@i QQ j@@@@
@i@E„DEj@ƒ@I have what?!
@i‚@@ ‚@@@
@@b b@|@@@@@
@i_QjQj

162 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4734 08:31

| Θ
|@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ)@A terminal case of bonitis.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)@@@...and broken legs, apparently.
|__)Q)

163 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4787 21:15

| Θ
|@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) Those are signs of the first stages of bonitis.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

164 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4787 22:46

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) This thread was dead, but I revived it with CPR.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

165 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4788 11:39

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) This thread was dead, but I gave it a shot of adrenalin, straight
|.@V@Κ into its heart.
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

166 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4788 12:36

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) This thread was dead, but I threw it out and replaced it
|.@V@Κ with a new one so nobody would notice.
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

167 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4788 15:06

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) This thread ate a peanut butter sandwich, so I
|.@V@Κ jammed an epi-pen into its thigh.
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

168 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4939 18:01

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) This thread died, and was revived several times,
|.@V@Κ but it just didn't have the will to live.
|___:|__|) Squeeks still has terminal bonitis.
|__)Q)

169 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4940 03:33

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) This thread was dead, putting a baked potato in place of its heart didn't revive it.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|) Good thing I always keep one billion gil worth of phoenix down.
|__)Q)

170 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4940 03:49

100 gallons of cold water, please. Try not to damage squeek's hat.

171 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4940 04:14

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) A DISEASE HAS BEEN SPREAD. IT IS
|.@V@Κ KNOWN AS GUILT.
|___:|__|) NYORO`N
|__)Q)

( LƒΦ`) get your atlus bull out of here.

172 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 02:38

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) 10,000 Grams of immodium for squeeks hat should do it.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

173 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5156 13:38

| Θ
|L^ิƒΦOิ)
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

174 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5168 22:18

| Θ
|@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) Sorry. Something got stuck in my eyes.
|.@V@Κ Squeeks, however, still has terminal bonitis.
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

175 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5168 22:41

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) My colleague doesn't know squat. There's no howevers about Squueks having terminal bonitis.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

176 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5168 23:17

| Θ
|L^ิƒΦOิ) When you've got it, you've got it.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

177 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5169 11:29

| Θ
|@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) Sorry. Something got stuck in my eyes.. Again
|.@V@Κ It's this basted sawdust on the floor.
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

178 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5169 14:33

| Θ
| ₯ิ_₯ิ) Unfortunately, the cake was a lie.
|.@V@Κ‚Α-̾
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

179 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5169 17:29

@@@@ QQQQ
@@@@ ^ζˆζˆ_
@@@ /ζˆ^ˆζ__
@@@/ζˆœˆˆ.œ@|@@@
@@@|ζζζ^ œ_ζ| @@@tanasinn
@@@|ζζ /ŽO@|@ŽO|@|@@
@@@|ζζ |_Q|Q^| |@
@@@ _ζ |@___ƒm@.|^@
@@@^@_|QQQ^_

180 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5169 20:58

| Θ
|L^ิƒΦOิ) Keep wat ching shana II.
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

181 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5175 20:18

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) I'm sorry to say that Beady Eyes has chronic unfunnynitis.
|.@V@Κ I suggest we put him down like a rabid dog.
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

182 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5175 20:30

| Θ
| LƒΦ`) I've been saying that ever since he arrived.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

183 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5175 21:57

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) It is what it is.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

184 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5180 17:29

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Unusually low sunspot activity indicates that a cooling episode may be occurring.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

185 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5180 21:39

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Squeeks has not personally sequestered enough CO2.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

186 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5181 19:26

| Θ
|@EΝE) My name is Squeeks and my campaign of misinformation is working!
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

187 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5218 14:19

I've uploaded all your confidential medical information
to your Myspace page.
QQ@ QQQ_QQQQQQQQQ
@ @ Ι@@@ @@ΆΐΆΐ
@@@@ @@@Λί°°@QQQ_@QQQ
@@ ΘΘ@@ @ |b_@@ ._@ | |
@@i@ ₯ิƒΦ₯ิj@ @@|b@@|PP|@ |F[].|
@„‘i‚R /‚^Plb ^PP/@ | |
@ |„€ R@ƒΆ |“ρ“ρ“ρv“ρ“ρ“ρ“ρ“ρ“ρ“ρ“ρv
@@Pn|| |@ |@|@@|@||@@@@@@@|@||
@@^P|iQj_j^@.|| @ @@@@^@||
@ @@@@@[Q__||@@@ @ .mQ__||

188 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5228 22:00

@@@@@@@@^άR @
@@@@@@@ (@OƒΦO)
@@@@@@@@|:. ^
@@@@@@@ Ι:ƒm
@@@@@@ i:i
@@@@@@@ );j @@@Q
@@@@@@@i( @ @__|_...| @@beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
@@@@@@@@j@ @|@ | |
@@@@ @@ i @@@|Q| |
@@ Q ^άRQ___ƒm @|
@ /|@|i@-ƒΦ-j |ƒm@@@| @@@
@||, ``'άάR`-.€...|
@||_@@@'@ ,ά M@@ށR
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@@@ @ ||PPPPPP||

189 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5254 07:20

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) I'm afraid wearing mittens in an inapproPRIATIC place
|.@V@Κ has failed to cure Squeeks of terminal bonitis.
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

190 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5423 18:15

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Squeeks' feet are trapped by hundreds of unbumped threads.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

191 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5423 18:51

(
| Θ
|LE-E) 200GET
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

192 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5478 20:36

| Θ@@Now roll up your sleeve and bend over.
|@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) @@QQQ
|.@V@Κ‚Β„₯iiii}iiii}iiii}r- B
|___:|__|)@@@PPP@@@o
|__)Q)

193 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5478 20:54

| Θ
|LE-E) That makes no sense you quack! I should pull down my pants, not roll up my sleeve.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

194 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6371 09:11

(⊺œ„D๏) Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads". I do believe this is a character thread, so I would like to bump it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads".

195 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6371 21:19

| Θ
|@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) Squeeks is in perfect health. However, a dingo ate his baby.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

196 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6371 23:16

| Θ
|@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) Well, perfect health apart from the bonitis, anyway.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

197 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6374 09:53

| Θ
|*ίƒί) Good news, everyone!
|@V Κ I have successfully transplanted mittens.
|_:|__|)
|_)__)

198 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6374 10:09

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) As a doctor I must say I was not aware you could do that!
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

199 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6377 00:16

| Θ
|*ί °ί) Bad news, everyone!
|@V Κ The transplant was rejected.
|_:|__|)
|_)__)

200 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6377 15:31

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) As a doctor I must say I am not surprised!
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

201 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6388 21:58

| Θ
|*ίƒ+) Good news, everyone!
|@V Κ I am!
|_:|__|)
|_)__)

202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6400 02:33

|' άR(Πi.
| ƒnj)(Πi
|ί ƒŽίΙi(Πi@ƒ@I am Kouyama Mitsuki-chan!
|ƒm
|

203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6419 13:29


| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) ...Squeeks just had a critical relapse.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6419 19:06

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) ...along with an order of onion rings.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

205 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6419 21:02

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) ...http://world5ch.net/ is down.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6419 21:08

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) ...http://world5ch.net/ -- gone, and no one cares~
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

207 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6420 15:17

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) ...http://world5ch.net/ – how come that it existed at all?
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6673 20:29


| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Squeeks' bonitis has gone into remission.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6674 00:33

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) And now it's gone into the cafeteria.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6678 20:31


| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) And now this thread's gone into the hole.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6679 00:39

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) ...But I'll get it back out.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) All I need is a few lucky rolls, that's all, then I'll quit.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯)@Come on, baby! Daddy needs a new lab coat!
|.@V@ƒm‚Γ ά ⟢ -=⊐
|___:|__|
|__)Q)

212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6679 11:42

...[₯] [₯] click. clack.

213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6891 12:44

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Damn. Snake eyes again.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7250 14:41

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) And Squeeks still suffers from terminal bonitis. Poor guy.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

215 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7259 00:47

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Your penis enlargement surgery was a failure. Hope you don't mind the nickname "Stumpy."
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7259 08:59

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Looks like you've got the sippy songlesr
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

217 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7664 16:42

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Squeeks is actually doing fine. You've got terminal bonitis.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

218 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7684 16:44

gooby plz

219 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7688 13:48

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) We're all out of goobies.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

220 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7688 13:51

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Freshen your colostomy bag, hon?
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

221 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7689 02:14

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) You are morbidly obese.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

222 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7690 04:44

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) You have 10 minutes to live.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

223 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7690 05:47

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Prepare for a fatal case of priapism
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

224 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7690 15:37

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Ignore that metallic taste in your mouth. It's not important.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

225 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7696 18:39

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Why are you still here?
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

226 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7696 18:58

eat shit, Shobon M.D.

227 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7696 19:59

| Θ
| L₯-₯) Take your pills, >>226.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

228 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7711 20:45

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) That's what your mom said.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

229 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7712 19:12

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) I diagnose DQN with AATS, the ASCII Art Textboard Syndrome.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

230 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7712 21:36

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Your insurance doesn't cover this.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

231 Name: (*߁[ί) : 1993-09-7713 01:36

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) You've been diagnosed with OCDQN.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

232 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7713 02:20


| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Mod is dead.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

233 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7713 02:24


| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Anybody miss him? No?
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

234 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9962 15:17

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Your covid-19 vaccination is ready.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

235 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9962 15:19

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) Do not take this if you have any history of medical anything.
|.@V@Κ It will kill you and everyone related to you within minutes.
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)

236 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9963 00:30

| Θ
|L₯ƒΦ₯) When it kills you, they'll say you would have died anyway.
|.@V@Κ
|___:|__|)
|__)Q)
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