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|´･ω･) Squeeks has terminal bonitis.
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I've uploaded all your confidential medical information
to your Myspace page.
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|´･ω･) I'm afraid wearing mittens in an inapproPRIATIC place
|.　V　ﾊ has failed to cure Squeeks of terminal bonitis.
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|´･ω･) Squeeks' feet are trapped by hundreds of unbumped threads.
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(
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|´・-・) 200GET
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| ◎∧　　Now roll up your sleeve and bend over.
|　･ิω･ิ) 　　＿＿＿
|.　V　ﾊつ├iiii}iiii}iiii}〉- 。
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| ◎∧
|´・-・) That makes no sense you quack! I should pull down my pants, not roll up my sleeve.
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(⊺●Д๏) Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads". I do believe this is a character thread, so I would like to bump it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads".

| ◎∧
|　･ิω･ิ) Squeeks is in perfect health. However, a dingo ate his baby.
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|　･ิω･ิ) Well, perfect health apart from the bonitis, anyway.
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|´･ω･) As a doctor I must say I was not aware you could do that!
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|*ﾟワ+) Good news, everyone!
|　V ﾊ I am!
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| ◎∧
|´･ω･) ...along with an order of onion rings.
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| ◎∧
|´･ω･) ...http://world5ch.net/ -- gone, and no one cares~
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...[･] [･] click. clack.

| ◎∧
|´･ω･) Damn. Snake eyes again.
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| ◎∧
|´･ω･) Your penis enlargement surgery was a failure. Hope you don't mind the nickname "Stumpy."
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| ◎∧
|´･ω･) Squeeks is actually doing fine. You've got terminal bonitis.
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gooby plz

| ◎∧
|´･ω･) We're all out of goobies.
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| ◎∧
|´･ω･) Freshen your colostomy bag, hon?
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| ◎∧
|´･ω･) You are morbidly obese.
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| ◎∧
|´･ω･) You have 10 minutes to live.
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| ◎∧
|´･ω･) Prepare for a fatal case of priapism
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| ◎∧
|´･ω･) Ignore that metallic taste in your mouth. It's not important.
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| ◎∧
|´･ω･) Why are you still here?
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eat shit, Shobon M.D.

| ◎∧
|´･ω･) That's what your mom said.
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