( ί ί) Is it a mitten?
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) Oh, it isn't.
( ί ί) Is it a caisson?
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) Oh, it isn't.
( ί ί) Is it a fat lad?
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) Yep.
( ί ί) Is it Squeeks?
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) I can't tell.
( ί ί) Is it Godot?
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) I'm rather unsure.
( ί ί) It's a mitten truck?
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) Oh, it's 4chon party van
( ί ί) Is it Squeeks?
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) Oh, it's moot.
( ί ί) Is it a gay getting married?
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) Oh, it is.
( ί ί) Is iichan back up?
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) Oh, it is.
( ί ί) Is it a petting zoo?
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) No. It's a fursuit convention.
( ί ί) Why there he is!!! HELLO, SQUEEKS!!!
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) Well, that was rude.
( ί ί) Is he ignoring us?
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) I feel snubbed.
( ί ί) That a seed?
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) I am optimistically choked.
( ί ί) Is that a bear?
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) What does he see?
( ί ί) Is that a plane?
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) It's got motherfuckin' snakes.
( ί ί) Is that a bat?
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) Oh, it's Rouge.
( ί ί) Is that Rouge?
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) Oh, she's actually blushing.
( ί ί) Kawaii desu ne?
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) Shimatta.
( ί ί) This thread is going places!
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) Isn't it?
( ί ί) It looks like a large carpet!
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) I think it's a Creeping Doom.
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( ί ί) Is that some ascii art?
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) Ooo, that came out badly.
( ί ί) Is that the rising sun?
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) I should have purchased that fallout shelter.
( ί ί) Somethingawful.com is FUNNY!
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) Wait a minute... no, it isn't.
( ί ί) Is that a meme coming over the hill?
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) buttsecks.
( ί ί) We're swimming in a sea of occidental vomit.
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) Something...
( ί ί) Mittens?
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) Holes.
( ί ί) 420chan?
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) Pedos.
( ί ί) 420chan?
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) Babyfuckers.
( ί ί) 420chan?
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) Shutdown.
( ί -ί) Shutdown?
( ί -ί) ...
( ί ί) Shutdown!!
( ί ί) TIME FOR 1000GET!!!
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) Topic closed...?
( ί ί) Is that a soccer ball?
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) Why are you looking at me funny?
( ί ί) Is that a golden wire of hope?
( ί ί) ...
((/ f.ㄟ) No, it's just another link in the long chain of pain which keeps me anchored to this unreal realm of torment and agaony.
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( ί ί) Is that DQN-kun?
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) Oh, it isn't.
( ί ί) Is that the Phantom of Truth?
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) He's not wearing a mask...
( ί ί) Is that SOLID SNAKE!?
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) Oh, it's Mario.
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( ί ί) Is that a sexy lady!?
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) Oh, it's your mother
( ί ί) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_meme
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fresh_Prince_of_Bel-Air
( ί ί) Who was that lady?
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) That was no lady; that was my wife!
( ί ί) 58!!!!
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) It's a great joke, but I told it all wrong.
( ί ί) Don't think, feel!
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) ...
( X -X) ...
( X -X) ...
( X -X) ...
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( ί ί) Are those pamphlets you have for me?
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) No, I cannot help you with a donation.
( ί ί) You've got something for me?
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) Something you call love but I call sex.
( ί ί) You have a mouse in your pocket?
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) Umm... don't do that again.
( ί ί) Is that a squirrel on the tree outside my window?
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) Now he's running around my apartment....
( ί ί) Is that my tax refund from Uncle Sam?
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) Oh... this is going to hurt.
( ί ί) Is that ...?
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) Oh...
( ί ί) Yeah?
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) Yeah, yeah.
( ί ί) Wow! THAT'S my bodyguard!?
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) Uh-oh...
( ί ί) Is that Sei-san?
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) Oh, it's Shizuma.
( ί ί) OMG! Is that really Churuya?!
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) Nyoro~n.
( ί ί) Can I please have some of your smoked cheese?
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) Nyoro~n.
( ί ί) Are those ads in becauseitswinter for Herbal Viagra for real?!
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) Oh, that's not good.
( ί ί) A 4channer just called me weeaboo!
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) Oh, that's what that means.
( ί ί) I just bought the Brooklyn Bridge!
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) Oh, well that was a waste.
( ί ί) I just heard of a new chan!
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) It's run by pedophiles.
( ί -ί)
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί)
( ί ί) im going to invite all my FRIEND over for my birthday!!!
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) that wasnt a typo
( ί ί) Is that a WII under my christmas tree?!
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) Damn. It's just scarves and mittens.
( ί -ί) ...
( ί ί) MITTENS!!!!!
( ί ί) A whale is my friend!
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) I've the least eyes of all.
( ί ί) Certainly!
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) What do you mean I have to ride in the party van?
( ί ί) I gave daddycool enoughmoney so now I get access to a private area of VIP quality!
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) This looks suspiciously like DQN.
( ί ί) Pee-Wee's Big Adventure is on AMC!
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) Knowing the depravity of the internets, someone has probably fapped to it.
( ί ί) 2GET!
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) Oh. How late am I?
( ί -ί) ...
( ί ί) 73GET!
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( ί ί) 75get
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) The hollow empty feeling inside still persists....
( ί -ί) >>74 doesn't love me
( ί -ί) ...
( ί -ί) What the hell is that thing anyway?
( ί ί) 75...
( ί -ί) ...oh shit. It's been taken.
( ί ί) Hey, Billy, look at this, it's Spongebob Squarepants
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) Oh, somebody posted rule 34
( ί -ί) ...
( ί ί) Another picture for my collection.
( ί ί) http://img.4chan.org/b/
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) http://img.7chan.org/b/
( ί -ί) ...
( ί ί) http://img.7chan.org/34/ !
( ί ί) Now I just have to finish putting together this bike for my nephew.
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) IT TOOK ME FUCKING 100 MINUTES TO ASSEMBLE THIS PIECE OF SHIT.
( ί ί) It's Christmas time.
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) Bah, that means more crappy Christmas movies on TV.
( ί ί) I've defeated that thief on the highway and married this beautiful queen who I can't see as I'm blind.
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) Oh, the thief was my father and the queen is my mother.
( ί ί) I read classic literature!
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) The first Playboy doesn't count...?
( ί ί) Is that Santa coming down the chimney?
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) Where did all of my things go?
( ί ί) Is it a New Year, filled with excitement and potential?
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) Oh no, not again.
( ί ί) 2ch.ru/s/ ! I finally get to see Real Russian Beauties for Free!!!
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) those aren't women.
( ί ί) What's that coming over the hill?
( ί ί) Is it a monster, is it a monster?
( ί -ί) Oh no, it was..
( ί ί) Oooh, is that an abandoned mine?
( ί ί) Look at all metal!
( ί -ί) Oh no, it's too much metal for one hand
( ί E) Hey, is that Mittens?
( ί E)
( ί -E) I can't tell 'cause my left eye don't work.
( ί ί) Is that Socks?!
( ί -ί) Crap, it is...
(ί- ί ) I'm out of here.
( ί ί) Here comes the sun,
( ί ί) Here come the sun, and I say,
( ί ί) It's all right!
( ί -ί) No, it isn't.
( ί ί) I see your true colours shining through!
( ί ί) I see your true colours, and that's why I love you!
( ί ί) So don't be afraid, to let them show! Your true colours! True colours!
( ί ί) Beautiful, like a rainbow ....
( ί ί) Wishing on a dream that seems far off, hoping it will come today
( ί ί) Into the starlit night
Foolish dreamers turn their gaze
Waiting on a shooting star
( ί ί) But what if that star is not to come?
Will their dreams fade to nothing?
When the horizons darkens most
We all need to believe there is hope
( ί ί) Hope ...
( ί -ί)
( ί ί) Nirvana!
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) enlightenment
( ί ί) Woohoo Karaoke!
( ί ί) Hell yeah this song rules!!
( ί -ί) Oh dear god.
( ί ί)Saitama!
( ί ί)Saitama Saitama Saitama!
( ί -ί) ...Saitama.
( ί ί)I installed peerguardian!
( ί ί)I won't be caught!
( ί -ί) ...oh, 4-ch ip is also banned...
( ί ί) Dust-chan is getting her very own special!
( ί ί)
( ί -ί) Umm.. you know, Dust-chan.
( ί ί) This thread is so much fun!
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) Oh. It was forgotten.
( ί ί) 4-ch just staged it's first successful invasion!
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) oh no, they've found their way to DQN.
( ί ί) That's not true, we invaded 4chan before!
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) What a bad week that was,
( ί ί) MAIN SCREEN TURN ON
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) ITS YOU
( ί ί) So, I put the potassium permanganate into the glycerin!
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) That was just plain strange.
( ί ί) Hooray , a fuzzy animal!
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) Fuck its a ravenous bear.
( ί ί) I just joined GenMay!
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) What the fuck is this shit?
( ί ί) Commence transformation! gulg glug
( ί ί) ...
<RMΝL> OH GOD what have I done, nida
( ί ί)@Saitama!
( ί ί)@Saitama!
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~@KD Kc@F.O.E!
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( ί ί)@ERINNNNNN!
( ί ί)@ERINNNNNN!
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~@KD Kc@F.O.E!
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( ί ί)@Dammit, I messed it up!
( ί ί)@It should be GOSSUN! GOSSUN!
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~@KD Kc@JAY SQUEEKSAND!
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( ί ί)
( ί ί)
( ί ί) Die.
( ί ί) Oppai!
( ί ί) Oppai!
Π*L°MΠ N.Y.A!
( ί ί) MI-TON
( ί ί) MI-TON
( LΦ`) D.Q.N.!
i@EΝEj DQN ja nai!
i@EΝEj DQN ja nai!
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i@EΝEj DQN ja nai!
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( ί ί)@Honto no koto sa!
( ί ί)@Is this a renaissance of this thread?
( ί ί)@...
( ί -ί) I didn't think so.
( ί ί)@"Renaissance" is just a faux-elitist term used by pompous blowhards, isn't it?
( ί ί)@...
( ί -ί) ...
(ί -ί ) Shit. I'm out of here.
(ί -ί )
(ί -ί )
(ί -ί ) Why am I not moving?
(ί -ί ) Oh, wait, I know.
( ί -ί)
( ί ί) I LOVE IT HERE!
( ί ί) The groundhog emerged from his burrow on February 2!
( ί ί)@...
( ί -ί) Well, that just sucks.
( ί ί) This thread hasn't been posted in for a couple thousand days.
( ί -ί) I felt bad for it...
( ί -ί) Anyway, I think it's clear nothing is coming. Oh, wait...
( ί ί)@...
( ί -ί) Yeah, it's nothing.
( ί ί) I voted for Obama twice!
( ί ί)@...
( ί -ί) I'm sorry, world.
( ί -ί) wat
( ί -ί) wat
( ί ί) I boycotted last elections!
( ί ί)@...
( ί -ί) And thus I supported the winner, Putin.
( ί ί) I voted for Stein!
( ί ί)@...
( ί -ί) Which means I'm now a communist according to the government. Fortunately, the government hasn't given a shit about communists since the 80s, so it doesn't matter.
( ί ί) I didn't vote!
( ί ί)@...
( ί -ί) My handwriting was so bad that the voter registration people couldn't make out my SSN.
( ί ί) Who's running this time?
( ί ί)@...
( ί -ί) Oh God. Oh God oh God oh God.
( ί ί) What's that up in the sky ?
( ί ί) Is it a bird ? Is it a plane !?
( ί -ί) it's an ICBM
( ί ί) I voted for Trump!
( ί ί)@...
( ί -ί) Atleast no war with Russia now.