what's that coming over the hill? (144)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4676 19:26

( ß ƒŽß) Is it a mitten?

( ß ƒŽß) ...

( ß -ß) Oh, it isn't.

95 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4877 15:03

Š*ß-ß)@That's my song, bitch.

96 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4878 00:10

( ß ƒŽß) Nirvana!

( ß ƒŽß) ...

( ß -ß) enlightenment

97 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4878 01:20

( ß ƒŽß) Woohoo Karaoke!

( ß ƒŽß) Hell yeah this song rules!!

( ß -ß) Oh dear god.

98 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4878 10:21

( ß ƒŽß)Saitama!

( ß ƒŽß)Saitama Saitama Saitama!

( ß -ß) ...Saitama.

99 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4878 19:22

( ß ƒŽß) 100 GET!

( ß ƒŽß) no, just 99..

( ß -ß) ... >>100 damn you!

100 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4879 20:40

( ß ƒŽß) >>100 GET!

( ß ƒŽß)

(ß -ß ) That wasn't as satisfying as I had hoped.

101 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4879 20:48

( ß ƒŽß)I installed peerguardian!

( ß ƒŽß)I won't be caught!

( ß -ß) ...oh, 4-ch ip is also banned...

102 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4880 17:03

( ß ƒŽß) Dust-chan is getting her very own special!

( ß ƒŽß)

( ß -ß) Umm.. you know, Dust-chan.

103 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4911 05:43

( ß ƒŽß) This thread is so much fun!

( ß ƒŽß) ...

( ß -ß) Oh. It was forgotten.

104 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4916 08:30

( ß ƒŽß) 4-ch just staged it's first successful invasion!

( ß ƒŽß) ...

( ß -ß) oh no, they've found their way to DQN.

105 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 02:24

( ß ƒŽß) That's not true, we invaded 4chan before!

( ß ƒŽß) ...

( ß -ß) What a bad week that was,

106 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4977 11:00

( ß ƒŽß) This man in Nigeria wants to share part of his $41.2 M fortune with me!

( ß ƒŽß) ...

( ß -ß) I wish I had known it was a scam before I boarded the plane

107 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4977 17:01

( ß ƒŽß) MAIN SCREEN TURN ON

( ß ƒŽß) ...

( ß -ß) ITS YOU

108 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4977 19:07

( ß ƒŽß) So, I put the potassium permanganate into the glycerin!

( ß ƒŽß) ...

( ß -ß) That was just plain strange.

109 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-4977 20:08

( ß ƒŽß) Hooray , a fuzzy animal!

( ß ƒŽß) ...

( ß -ß) Fuck its a ravenous bear.

110 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4977 21:42

( ß ƒŽß) I just joined GenMay!

( ß ƒŽß) ...

( ß -ß) What the fuck is this shit?

111 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4977 22:26

( ß ƒŽß) Commence transformation! gulg glug

( ß ƒŽß) ...

<RMĶL> OH GOD what have I done, nida

112 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5142 06:41

( ß ƒŽß)@Saitama!

( ß ƒŽß)@Saitama!

@‶@śW 
ƒ~@K„D Kœc@F.O.E!
@ ‡‶@@@@

113 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5142 07:30

( ß ƒŽß)@ERINNNNNN!

( ß ƒŽß)@ERINNNNNN!

@‶@śW 
ƒ~@K„D Kœc@F.O.E!
@ ‡‶@@@@

114 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5142 10:29

( ß ƒŽß)@Serious business!

( ß ƒŽß)@Serious business!

@‶@＂ 
ƒ~@K„D Kœc@SPACE COCKROACHES!
@ 〟‶@@@@

115 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5142 20:01

( ß ƒŽß)@Dammit, I messed it up!

( ß ƒŽß)@It should be GOSSUN! GOSSUN!

@‶@śW 
ƒ~@K„D Kœc@JAY SQUEEKSAND!
@ ‡‶@@@@

( ß ƒŽß)

( ß ƒŽß)

( ß ƒŽß) Die.

116 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5143 13:46

( ß ƒŽß) Oppai!

( ß ƒŽß) Oppai!

Š*L°MŠ N.Y.A!

117 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5143 17:24

( ß ƒŽß) MI-TON

( ß ƒŽß) MI-TON

( LƒÖ`) D.Q.N.!

118 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5143 20:05

i@EĶEj DQN ja nai!

119 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5144 07:43

i@EĶEj DQN ja nai!

( LƒÖ`) ‚„‚‘‚Ž@‚Š‚@‚Ž‚‚‰

i@EĶEj DQN ja nai!

( LƒÖ`) ‚„‚‘‚Ž@‚Š‚@‚Ž‚‚‰

( ß ƒŽß)@Honto no koto sa!

120 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5144 13:04

( ß ƒŽß)@Is this a renaissance of this thread?

( ß ƒŽß)@...

( ß -ß) I didn't think so.

121 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5147 17:37

( ß ƒŽß)@"Renaissance" is just a faux-elitist term used by pompous blowhards, isn't it?

( ß ƒŽß)@...

( ß -ß) ...

122 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5147 19:12

(ß -ß ) Shit. I'm out of here.

123 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5148 15:12

(ß -ß )

(ß -ß )

(ß -ß ) Why am I not moving?

124 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5148 15:15

(ß -ß ) Oh, wait, I know.

( ß -ß)

( ß ƒŽß) I LOVE IT HERE!

125 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5270 14:57

( ß ƒŽß) The groundhog emerged from his burrow on February 2!

( ß ƒŽß)@...

( ß -ß) Well, that just sucks.

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7261 08:32

( ß ƒŽß) This thread hasn't been posted in for a couple thousand days.

( ß -ß) I felt bad for it...

( ß -ß) Anyway, I think it's clear nothing is coming. Oh, wait...

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7261 16:50

( ß ƒŽß)@...

( ß -ß) Yeah, it's nothing.

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7261 17:40

( ß ƒŽß) Camelot!

( ß ƒŽß)@...

( ß -ß) Oh, it's just a model.

129 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7698 15:56

( ß ƒŽß) I voted for Obama twice!

( ß ƒŽß)@...

( ß -ß) I'm sorry, world.

130 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7698 17:42

( ß -ß) wat

131 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7699 17:32

( ß ƒŽß) I said, "I voted for Obama twice!"

( ß ƒŽß)@...

( ß -ß) And then I apologized to the entire world for falling for that idiot twice.

132 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7700 01:11

( ß -ß) wat

133 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7700 15:05

( ß ƒŽß) I said, "I voted for Obama twice!"

( ß ƒŽß)@...

( ß -ß) And then I apologized to the entire world for inflicting that incompetent moron on all of you. Bush was better.

134 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7700 15:46

( ß ƒŽß) I boycotted last elections!

( ß ƒŽß)@...

( ß -ß) And thus I supported the winner, Putin.

135 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7700 15:48

( ß ƒŽß) I called for our troops to come home immediately!

( ß ƒŽß)@...

( ß -ß) And thus I allowed ISIL to run rampant over the Middle East. Sorry 'bout that, guys.

136 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7700 22:18

( ß ƒŽß) I voted for Johnson!

( ß ƒŽß)@...

( ß -ß) Which means I'm on a watch list and all my posts to DQN have been associated to my SSN in The Database.

137 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7701 03:14

( ß ƒŽß) I voted for Stein!

( ß ƒŽß)@...

( ß -ß) Which means I'm now a communist according to the government. Fortunately, the government hasn't given a shit about communists since the 80s, so it doesn't matter.

138 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7701 07:48

( ß -ß) wat

( ß -ß) ...

( ß -ß) wat

139 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7701 08:38

( ß ƒŽß) I didn't vote!

( ß ƒŽß)@...

( ß -ß) My handwriting was so bad that the voter registration people couldn't make out my SSN.

140 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7701 23:29

( ß ƒŽß) >>137, they just blame everything on Russia instead!

( ß ƒŽß)@...

( ß -ß) I'm in Russia.

141 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8425 22:26

( ß ƒŽß) Who's running this time?

( ß ƒŽß)@...

( ß -ß) Oh God. Oh God oh God oh God.

142 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8425 23:09

( ß ƒŽß) It's Dieter Baumann!

( ß ƒŽß)@I LOVE YOU DIETER

( ß -ß) Annnnnnnd there he goes.

143 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8428 01:51

( ß ƒŽß) What's that up in the sky ?

( ß ƒŽß) Is it a bird ? Is it a plane !?

( ß -ß) it's an ICBM

144 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8428 11:43

( ß ƒŽß) I voted for Trump!

( ß ƒŽß)@...

( ß -ß) Atleast no war with Russia now.

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