( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like Eggman!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like the old thread!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( > ヮ<) THE OLD THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like penis!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like this new thread!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I want to be your hriend!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like kitten mittens and bacon mittenburgers and mittony shit like that!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like continuing threads! Let's make this thing better than Grandpa!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like living in the upper west side of Mittenopolis, Mittenosota!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Hmmm... in the first thread, it took me 11 posts to start up on the whole Mittens thang.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) This time, I got mittens into the first post!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Hooray Beer!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) drinking beer with mittens!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Autoclosing at 999 resulting the death of 1000 san!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Drinking beer out of mittens
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Drinking beer out of mittens
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I'm so happy to be back!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like posting in a LEGENDARY THREAD!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Today I wore mittens!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Letting this thread bump off the front page
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Hot pockets!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) They're like ham & cheese packed mittens!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like the ones for breakfast!
( *ﾟ ヮﾟ) Sausage egg and cheese! Made with REAL EGGS!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Though it's kindof disturbing to think of what they'd substitute the eggs for..
( ｀ิิ,_ゝ´ิ) Rape!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like playing Kinetic Games!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like happy piano music!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Chocolate milkshakes!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Strawberry Milkshakes!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Drinking milkshakes while wearing mittens!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) MITTENS!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) YAAAAAAAAAAAY
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) TITS ALL OVER THE PHONE.
MITTEN SHAKES!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Mittens in the afternoon sun
∧＿∧ Overstuffed chairs!
γ´ （ ﾟ ヮﾟ ） ｀ヽ
l （'＾) r‐､つ
（￣｀'';γ＾ヽ,_,):''´￣）
|＿＿_i,,ノ＿＿＿|
∧＿∧ Kopipe!!!
γ´ （ ﾟ ヮﾟ ） ｀ヽ
l （'＾) r‐､つ
（￣｀'';γ＾ヽ,_,):''´￣）
|＿＿_i,,ノ＿＿＿|
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Pepsi-cola!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Coca-cola!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Burrito!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Taco!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A good dump!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
(ﾟ- ﾟ ) No, I reall meant it.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Life
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A housewife who finally snaps and can't take her husband's lying, cheating behavior any longer.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Dog penis in a womans vagina
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Dog penis? In MY vagina?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) THE FINAL ARC OF EUREKA SEVEN! It made sitting through the first half of the third arc so worth it!
⊂( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ Hey look I'm Nirvash
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) MITON GA SUKI!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I am in love with Mittens.
( ﾟヮﾟ) Nittens!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Leave.
( ﾟヮﾟ) Come on, everybody likes nittens!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Sharing!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like my thread in the AA bar! Everyone's so nice to me!
(ﾟ-ﾟ ) I'm going.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Bye!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ..as I was saying...
( > ヮ<) I LOVE NITTENS!
( ﾟヮﾟ) DID I HEAR NITTENS?!
( ﾟ -ﾟ)
(ﾟ-ﾟ ) I'm going.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) DELICIOUS PLACENTA
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) MUFFINS!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) RASPBERRY CHEESECAKE
( > ヮ<) STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE!
ばか
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Strawberry Panic!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ETOILE-SAMA, DAISUKI!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Pink Bear Panties
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Genshiken
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Wikipedia. --User:( ﾟ ヮﾟ)
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Seinen manga!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I'm not a Virgin anymore !
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
(ﾟ- ﾟ ) No, I really mean it.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Pathological liars!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Mittens
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Cap'n Crunch cereal!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) TANASINN!
( ･ิm･ิ) Conceptual continuity!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Frankpa!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I've reclaimed my Virginity!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I've touched your heart!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Mittens!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ The ability to warm hearts everywhere!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Hokuto no Ken PACHISLOT
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ATATATATA--!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) MOUNTAIN SPLITTING WAVE
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Shadow Clone Jutsu!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Intelligent unit call. ready.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like beams of light that come from your mittens on your palms.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I'LL WIPE YOUR TEARS WITH MY FISTS!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Mittens!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥
Kisses to you all!!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) SPECIAL FEEL THAT WILL MAKE YOU A MAN.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like the Ozn Mermaids from H20-Just Add Water!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Especially Clee-yaw!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥
( ♥ ヮ♥) oooooh I loooove mittens!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) (´^ิ౪＾ิ)
(´^ิ౪＾ิ) HELP WHAT DOES I D-DOOOO!??!
(´^ิ౪＾ิ) I ATE THE MITTUN D-dDRURRRR
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like Melty Blood!!
>>100
get!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Mittens!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like taking long baths until my toes wrinkle up like raisins!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like Darkpa's Microsoft-made J-Bot!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Its errors were awesome!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like smoked cheese!
( ﾟ ౪ﾟ) nyoro～n
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like weirdos!
>>108
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
IT SHOULD BE:
( ﾟ ωﾟ) nyoro～n
( ﾟ ωﾟ) Eyes of awesome.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) AGE
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) THREADS SMELL AWESOME AFTER THEY HAVE BEEN LEFT TO SIT FOR A WHILE
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) KIND OF REMINDS ME OF ...
( ˃ ヮ˂) MITTENS!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Pink Bear Panties!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Rizelmine!
(( ﾟﾟ ヮヮﾟﾟ))
( ˃ ヮ˂) FRISBEES!!!!
( ˃ ヮ˂) CHOCOLATE CHUNK BROWNIES
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Mango Gelati!
(´ω` ) since you're sexless and all.
(・∀・) Shimoun shibilia.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I want to be a gender!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I'm a girl!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) in 2 days i'll go to 2 big event!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Comiket 70!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) PS2 Modchips!
. lVVl
,'´⌒ ⌒ヽ,
< ノヽノヽ>
< oﾟ ヮﾟﾉo〉 Being the prettiest girl at the ball!
ﾉとl0 ◎)lつ
（ヽ／~~~ヽ）
〈_/_ｌ_ｌ_l__〉
(・∀・) Being Squeeks!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Being Mittens!
(´ω` ) Zomg! You individualist westerners. I'm leaving.
( ´ヮﾟ) Winking at Grandpa.
. lVVl
,'´⌒ ⌒ヽ,
< ノヽノヽ>
< oﾟ ヮﾟﾉo〉 Who needs a penis, anyway!?
ﾉとl0 ◎)lつ
（ヽ／~~~ヽ）
〈_/_ｌ_ｌ_l__〉
. lVVl
,'´⌒ ⌒ヽ,
< ノヽノヽ>
< o´ヮﾟﾉo〉 Not me.
ﾉとl0 ◎)lつ
（ヽ／~~~ヽ）
〈_/_ｌ_ｌ_l__〉
( ´ヮﾟ) I like facial paralysis,
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Owl traps!
( ´ヮﾟ) I like it when you make a silly face, and someone hits you on the back of the head, and it STICKS THAT WAY!
( ´ヮﾟ) This is beginning to hurt. I think my face is paralyzed.
( ´ヮﾟ) BUT I'm still Smiling!
,ｒ'//Yヽ
//ﾉiiiiii))）
（(ﾘ､ﾟヮﾟﾊ', ＞ Having a totally Hawt bod!
)）i⌒iヽ((ヽ
(.ｌｌ lー） l |
ノ| ｌｨ/⌒',
,ｒ´/ /ｒ' （ ',⌒ヽ
{ /ノｲ 八 ',^ゝ ＼
,ｒｒｨ ゝ__ ノィ ヽ ', ｀ヽ丶
'ｰ’ 'ｰ’
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) completely unrelated westerner comments to AA
. lVVl
,'´⌒ ⌒ヽ,
< ノヽノヽ>
< oﾟ ヮﾟﾉo〉 < I like Italian plumbers!
)）i⌒iヽ((ヽ
(.ｌｌ lー） l |
ノ| ｌｨ/⌒',
,ｒ´/ /ｒ' （ ',⌒ヽ
{ /ノｲ 八 ',^ゝ ＼
,ｒｒｨ ゝ__ ノィ ヽ ', ｀ヽ丶
'ｰ’ 'ｰ’
. lVVl
,'´⌒ ⌒ヽ,
< ノヽノヽ>
< oﾟ ヮﾟﾉo〉 < I like other princesses!
)）i⌒iヽ((ヽ
(.ｌｌ lー） l |
ノ| ｌｨ/⌒',
,ｒ´/ /ｒ' （ ',⌒ヽ
{ /ノｲ 八 ',^ゝ ＼
,ｒｒｨ ゝ__ ノィ ヽ ', ｀ヽ丶
'ｰ’ 'ｰ’
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Hirohiko Araki comics!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) They make trees so happy!!
. lVVl
,'´⌒ ⌒ヽ,
< ノヽノヽ>
< oﾟ ヮﾟﾉo〉 < I like exploring my body with other princesses!
)）i⌒iヽ((ヽ
(.ｌｌ lー） l |
ノ| ｌｨ/⌒',
,ｒ´/ /ｒ' （ ',⌒ヽ
{ /ノｲ 八 ',^ゝ ＼
,ｒｒｨ ゝ__ ノィ ヽ ', ｀ヽ丶
'ｰ’ 'ｰ’
. lVVl
,'´⌒ ⌒ヽ,
< ノヽノヽ>
< oﾟ ヮﾟﾉo〉 < I like exploring little girls!
)）i⌒iヽ((ヽ
(.ｌｌ lー） l |
ノ| ｌｨ/⌒',
,ｒ´/ /ｒ' （ ',⌒ヽ
{ /ノｲ 八 ',^ゝ ＼
,ｒｒｨ ゝ__ ノィ ヽ ', ｀ヽ丶
'ｰ’ 'ｰ’
. lVVl
,'´⌒ ⌒ヽ,
< ノヽノヽ>
< oﾟ ヮﾟﾉo〉 < I like Darkpa!
)）i⌒iヽ((ヽ
(.ｌｌ lー） l |
ノ| ｌｨ/⌒',
,ｒ´/ /ｒ' （ ',⌒ヽ
{ /ノｲ 八 ',^ゝ ＼
,ｒｒｨ ゝ__ ノィ ヽ ', ｀ヽ丶
'ｰ’ 'ｰ’
. lVVl
,'´⌒ ⌒ヽ,
< ノヽノヽ>
< oﾟ ヮﾟﾉo〉 < I used to be a man!
)）i⌒iヽ((ヽ
(.ｌｌ lー） l |
ノ| ｌｨ/⌒',
,ｒ´/ /ｒ' （ ',⌒ヽ
{ /ノｲ 八 ',^ゝ ＼
,ｒｒｨ ゝ__ ノィ ヽ ', ｀ヽ丶
'ｰ’ 'ｰ’
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Bold BBQ Doritos!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) (ﾟ ヮﾟ ) My new brother!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ人ﾟ ヮﾟ ) ......
( ﾟ ヮﾟ ヮﾟ ) We're merging!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I CAN WEAR FOUR MITTENS NOW!
Let me out of here, I HATE MITTENS( ヮﾟ ヮﾟ)
( ﾟヮﾟ -ﾟ) What is this?!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Mittens Classic
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Mittens Classic of the Simple 2000 series.
ヽ
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Cherry Mittens!
ヽ
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I'm da BOMB!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Oh, that was bad.
*
ヽ
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) What's that noise?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Diet Cherry Vanilla Mittens!
Are these things really happy? (´ｨ` )
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Happiest things you ever did see!
Somehow, I'm still sceptical. (´ｨ` )
Skeptical, too (´ｨ` )
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Listening to Daft Punk for the first time in FOREVER!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The fact that the newest version of kareha lets you preview posts!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Mittens.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) >>171 That one guy who posts about Daft Punk all the time.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Listening to ASOT on ETN-FM!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Armin is a GOD!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! That's it. I quit.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like you too, >>174 !
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Also, I like this background! Yay!!!
YOU CAN'T SAVE THE BOARD WITH THAT SQUEEKS!!
I'M ACTUALLY STARTING TO WANT THEM JAPANOPHILE COLLEGE STUDENTS TO COME.
OH AN YEAH, DAILY SAGE
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The new background is grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I LIKE THE NEW BACKGROUND
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Colgate Toothpaste!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Soft pretzels with mustard for breakfast!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) http://chugworth.com/comic.php?id=338 MITTENS!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) WTF GIVES WITH THE NEW BACKGROUND?????
>>192 I believe you mean old background.
ヮlooks like 7 so... ( ﾟ 7ﾟ) ..it's kinda like an upside down nose.. ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) muuuuch better
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I LIKE TO RELEASE EMERGENCY MITTENS!
( ＞ヮ＜) EMERGENCY MITTENS!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Raindrops on roses
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) and whiskers on kittens!
<( ﾟヮﾟ <) I'm going this way
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) who are you, and why do you have spikes on your cheeks?
<( ﾟヮﾟ <) I agree with Squeeks! Down with the mittens background!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I hate you.. I don't think you get the "Post happy things!" part of this thread
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like gay-looking backgrounds!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Raindrops on roses,
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) and whiskers on kittens,
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like to release,
( ＞ヮ＜) EMERGENCY MITTENS!!
( ﾟ ｘﾟ)ｈがｋｊｇｊは；ｈｆじゃｈんふぁ
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like muffled yelps of joy too!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Mittens, and bumping!
∧＿∧
（ﾟ ヮﾟ）BIG BUTTS
/, つ
（_（＿, ）
しし'
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like them too and I cannot lie!
-‐‐- 、
／ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ）
i 乂-‐ －! i
＼ヽ .ゞ - ﾉノ It's how I make it through the day.
｀｀フ i´
/ ＼ﾉゝ
/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞==========
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Honesty!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) My very educated mother just showed up NAKED!!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Cool rainy days!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) except when the rain makes my mittens all damp and gross.
If you Don't Go, I Go
Overstuffed chairs
Chocolate Milkshakes
I ATE THE MITTUN D-dDRURRRR
Its How i make it through the day
Pink Bear Panties
... No I really Mean it
I like beams of light that come from your mittens on your palms.
I like Penis
I'm the bomb! (..oh that was bad)
I like continuing threads! (Let's make this thing better than Grandpa!)
Life
Wikipedia. --User
Pink Bear Panties
... No I really Mean it
I like beams of light that come from your mittens on your palms.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) If you Don't Go, I Go is the best song since i'm a big fat butt!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Post too long. Click to view the whole post[1] or the thread[2] page.
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1153431223/216
whole post
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1153431223/l50
thread page
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like ampersands! Try and post one!
&?
( ´ω`) Now thats the trick son!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I guess they were removed from the spam filter.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That doesn't make me happy...
やぁやぁ、元気？
ひろゆき
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like moonspeak!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like special metals and cheeses only found on the moon!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like special fetish porn only found in Japan!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ......
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Where did the background and emergency mittens go...?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Oh! There they are!
adblocked
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Adblock
( >ヮ<) when its not being used against mittens!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Peace and Love! and Bumping!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like mittens...
( ＞ワ＜) IN SPACE!
ノシ
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I love you Egg!
人
（＿_）
（＿＿）
（ ＿＿ ）
（・∀・ ） ＜ My name is Squeeks and what's over there?
（つ つ
｜ ｜ |
（_＿）＿）
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like screaming like a banned shii!
ok, you had your fun for ~1250 posts, now go back to becauseitswinter
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like banning Shii, just to cause INTERNET DRAMA!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Pluto's not a planet any more.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Pluto had it comin'!!
>>241 stole joke.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like stealing jokes! I saw >>241 on a t-shirt!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like rainy sunday mornings!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like fuzzy slippers!
( ˃ ヮ˂) Mittens for your feet!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Slippers!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) MODD banned himself!!
( ˃ ヮ˂) HA HA HA HA HA HAA HAA HAAA HAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAA
>>248 Watch it.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ....
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) hee hee
( ˃ ヮ˂) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ATTENTION, RESIDENTS OF DQN!
As a reaction to >>250, the use of mittens is now prohibited in DQN.
Have a nice day,
-- MODD.
（ ＾ω＾） Want me to tickle you again mittens?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) >>251 Mittens bring love and friendship!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ....
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You want to prohibit love and friendship?
All relationships will be created by the Elitist Superstructure Relationship Committee. We don't need love or friendship.
（ ＾ω＾）It was a misunderstanding MODD. See we have this game where we suddenlt tickle each other...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Squeeks is my mate! We downed a few plagons in our time!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) For some reason I feel some very heavy atmosphere in this thread.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I haven't posted in DQN for like a month! And now I AM posting at DQN!
THE END
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I found myself on Wikipedia today!!!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Stubs that are marked for deletion!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Japan in the autumn, when all the dwarf maples are turning bright red!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) MLT sandwiches, when the mutton is nice and lean!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Wipe him down with gasoline
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) 'til his limbs are hard and mean
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) From now on, boy, this iron boat's your home.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) So heave away, boys.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) MLK sandwiches - when the strange fruit is swayin in the breeze!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I printed some A4s depicting me exclaiming "MITTENS!" and put them up on walls at school. Spread the happiness!
( ﾟ ガﾟ)
( ﾟぷ)
˘
( ♡ ヮ♡) I remember love
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)つ ♥ Me too!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Bessie Smith!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>267 simultaneously won and failed.
I hope you have learned your lesson.
(´◕ฺω◕ฺ｀)✪ฺД✪ฺ)◕ฺ∀◕ฺ)♉ฺA♉ฺ)☼Д☼)❝ฺ❝ฺ)◉ฺ｡◉ฺ)▣▣)☉∀☉)━!!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) つ8< I like cutting things!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) つ✂ Me too!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) つ8< Your scissors are pretty fancy, but can they do...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) つ>8 this?!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) つ✂ You shouldn't hold scissors like that, you could hurt yourself.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Internet nerd rage!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No, wait, that's stupid.
/＼
／ ＼
/ ／ ＼ In The Elitist Superstructure of DQN
／ ＼／＼ /＼ you can just chill and do whatever
＼＼／＼ ／ ＼ and totally relax.
＼ ／/ ＼
＼／ ＼
∧∧∧∧＼ It's ELITIST QUALITY!
（ ´／） ））ヽ∧ http://4-ch.net/dqn/
／ ／ / ´∀） ∧∧
○( ｲ○ （ ,つ, ,ﾟДﾟ)
／ヽ )） ヽ )ヽ )と , ｲ
（_／（_/(／（/ﾉ（_/⊂ﾉ> )Ｊ
／￣Y￣｀|/￣＾Y￣ヽ/￣￣Y ｀´￣＼
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like Pokemon!
((/ デ.ㄟ) つ>8 pain makes me feel alive
( ﾟ -ﾟ) DIE MONSTER YOU DO NOT BELONG IN THIS WORLD!
/＼
／ ＼
/ ／ ＼ In The Elitist Mittenstructure of DQM
／ ＼／＼ /＼ you can just chill and wear mittens
＼＼／＼ ／ ＼ and totally relax.
＼ ／/ ＼
＼／ ＼
∧∧∧∧＼ It's MITTEN QUALITY!
（ ﾟ／） ））ヽ∧ http://4-ch.net/dqn/
／ ／ / ﾟ ヮﾟ） ∧∧
○( ｲ○ （ ,つ, ,ﾟ ヮﾟ)
／ヽ )） ヽ )ヽ )と , ｲ
（_／（_/(／（/ﾉ（_/⊂ﾉ> )Ｊ
／￣Y￣｀|/￣＾Y￣ヽ/￣￣Y ｀´￣＼
...orz
NIGGERS WITH UNICORN BABIES!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) KAIJU BIG BATEL!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Though I heard that Silver Potato joined Dr. Cube's posse.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The Post Unhappy Things thread hasn't even made it to Part 2 yet!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The world is too fucking happy for that miserable thread!!!!
(⌒ヽ (⌒ヽ
⊂＿ﾉ ⊂＿ﾉ
＿＿＿ ＿＿＿
／▽▽▽＼ ／▽▽▽＼
. /▽▽▽▽▽ヽ. /▽▽▽▽▽ヽ
｜ ◇ ◇ ◇.◇｜ ｜ ◇ ◇ ◇.◇｜
｜ ｜ ｜ ｜
｜ ｜ ｜ ｜
. ／￣￣;.. ｜. ／￣￣;.. ｜
. / ;. ｜. / ;. ｜
..｜ ;. ｜..｜ ;. ｜
. ＼＿＿.△.△ △ △｜. ＼＿＿.△.△ △ △｜
└────-┘ └────-┘
人
（＿_）
（＿＿）
（ ＿＿ ）
（ ´_⊃｀） ＜ In response to >>294 and 295, this thread is now LOCKED by the elitist superstructure!
（つ つ
｜ ｜ |
（_＿）＿）
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) There is no wrong side to mittens!
／∵∴∵∴＼
/∵∴∵∴∵∴＼
/∵∴∴,（・）（・）∴|
|∵∵／ ○ ＼|
|∵ / 三 | 三 | Even if you turn them wrong side out,
|∵ | ＿_|＿_ | eh, >>297?
＼| ＼＿/ ／
＼＿＿＿_／
＿＿
│ |
＿☆☆☆＿
（ ´_⊃｀） >>296, brother?
（ ∞ ）
｜ ｜ |
（_＿）＿）
人
（＿_）
（＿＿）
（ ＿＿ ）
（ ´_⊃｀） ＜ ...
（つ つ I have no brother.
｜ ｜ |
（_＿）＿）
＿＿＿ ＿＿＿
／▽▽▽＼ ／ ＼
. /▽▽▽▽▽ヽ.. / ヽ.
｜ ◇ ◇ ◇.◇｜ ＿|＿＿＿＿＿＿|＿
｜ ｜ ｜ ｜
｜ ｜ ｜ ○ ｜
. ／￣￣;.. ｜. ／￣￣;.. ｜
. / ;. ｜. / ;. ｜
..｜ ;. ｜..｜ ;. ｜
. ＼＿＿.△.△ △ △｜. ＼＿＿.△△△. ｜
└────-┘ └────-┘
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) IM'ing congressional pages!
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| i! !i i| ／ ／ ＼ i i
| i l /＿∠＿＿＿＿_＼＿ヽ
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i |二二二| | ∧∧ ﾟ ヮﾟ||∧∧
ゝ_＿_ソ | ! (= ﾟ)∧∧c(дﾟ=) i!
|i | | | l| /= っ(= ﾟ)∧∧ﾉ
i ! | | し-∪(= っдﾟ=) |!
|￣￣| i -――- l (ﾟдﾟ=)(=ﾟдﾟ)'）=ヽ
| | ／/＿＿＿_＼ ゝっ i= |と =）～
|＿＿| / ／ ii ＼ i |! ∩しｰＪ |ﾟ=) i |
i ! | | '< .∧/|| > .∧∧ | とノ
| i | | ー(ﾟдﾟ||)-─ ' (= ﾟд) | | l
i⊂! !⊃i i |= Φ /= .っ | | i!
l;,＿＿,;l i! i しｰＪ ~ιｰＪ＿＿）＿_) !
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Monetizing my website with Google Ads!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Today someone was writing a list on his arm of all the things that made him happy, and I said "mittens!"
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) And he said that was awesome!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Then I went and got a haircut, and when I was done I said, "oh yeah, this is the stuff!"
( ﾟ дﾟ) Monetizing is an odd word.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Life in outer space!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Having someone put a bullet into the head of your political enemies as a birthday present!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) We seem to catch up with the "Post unhappy things..." thread!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Daddy... No more mittens.
311 get.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) My mittens imageboard is up again!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) It's mitten season in the northern hemisphere!!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Squeeks added an emo board!
( ﾟ -ﾟ)
((/ デ.ㄟ) I would rejoice if my blackened soul was capable of feeling happiness.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Squeeks!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) He brings JOY to us all!
((/ デ.ㄟ) My Morrissy mp3s. And Joy Division.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) What's happy about that?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) It's cold and sunny out! Perfect mitten weather!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I pulled my mittens out of the cedar chest! They smell like hamster bedding!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I wish I hadn't thought of that.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I'm just so damned HAPPY!!!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Doing a couple lines and posting in ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Post happy things! [PART TWO]
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) slow Broken Social Scene songs in a dark room while fairly drunk
(∩˃ ヮ˂)∩ Using superscript greater-less than signs for my eyes!
( ● ヮ●) SMAILU BAKUHATSU ZEROYEN DESU!!!!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Bus gas explosions!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) バスガスバクハツ！
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Taco Cats!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Gunsmith cats!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) How they keep adding blades to razors. I love my Schick Mach6 eXtreme-Turbo Hyperdrive disposables
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) http://www.quintippio.co.uk/
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) MITTENS!
∧＿∧
（; ﾟ ヮﾟ)＜My own flying saucer!
/ つ¶つ¶
／￣￣￣￣＼
|) ○ ○ ○ (|
.／″ ν. ＼
／＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＼
￣ ＼＿＼＿_／＿／ ￣
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) fusianasan actually works!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)ヮﾟ)ヮﾟ) trtrtripipiplelele---shshshototot lalalatttttteseses!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) It's just so damned nice out today!
no he doesn't http://slashdot.jp/~fusianasan/journal/
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) http://www.slashdot.ru/ FTW!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) i'm in love
“Sam, I'm getting hot,” Isabelle said, sweating pear juice slightly.
“There's only one thing to do then,” Sam said lustfully, embracing his sister as they both lay down together on a grassy hill.
“Oh, Sam,” Isabelle gasped as Sam groped her gently with his invisible hand. Isabelle gasped in pleasure as Sam hit her sensitive spot. “Sam, we musn't...” she said weakly, not meaning it. The two pears kissed passionately and wetly, and Sam began thrusting his stem into Isabelle's skin.
“Sam! Sam!” she cried out. “You're...you're taking my virginity! My own brother's taking my own virginity!” she cried as Sam's stem penetrated her juicy insides. Together they thrusted, and Isabelle orgasmed, arching her back in forbidden pleasure. Sam shot a pint of pear juice into his sister's warm insides, and then fell limp, still lovingly caressing his sister.
“Isabelle,” he whispered, “I love you.”
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Surely there are better threads for stuff like that.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) My Shure e3c in ear monitors work really well
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I released the emergency mittens.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) there's a kitty on my bed!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) there's a kitty in my soup!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) KAWAIII!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ayu subs! even though they work for ADV
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Lindsey Lohan called Paris Hilton a bad name, but said she really still loves her!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) im still in love
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I'm happy I skipped The Hound of the Baskervilles and instead went and grabbed some snacks.
( ´ω`) In my days. People where all out chasing the cheese.
( ω) The good old days....
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) If my gloves only had one large finger hold, they'd be MITTENS!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ...
( - _-) If only...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) i didn't have the emergency to release the emergency mittens!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I have mittens on my hands and my feet now! WHEEEEEEEEEE
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The first snow of the year!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Saying uguuuuuu~!!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( - _-) Auuuuuuuuuuuuuu...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Being on welfare!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Dinty Moor Beef Stew, fresh out of the microwave!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Caramel Corn!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Free time!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Sausage balls and beer!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A fine, single malt scotch.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The feeling of accomplishment when you complete schoolwork
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Blue Monday
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Theres nothing in the world better than a well stropped razor blade!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I use it to cut myself...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Black Tuesday
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Beating up Happiness-san!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Having 39 times as many posts as Lameness-san's thread!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Shrimp Spring Rolls for lunch!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Reverting some edits on etherchan
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Posting SUPERIOR CONTENT on my WIKICHAN!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) setting up Share so it doesnt disconnect every 2 minutes
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) My glorious invasion of 4chan
( ⌒-⌒) Depressing Mittens, then destroying his innocence. That, and releasing 100 Chinese mitten eating crabs in his house.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) central heating and insulation! so toasty warm, I can take off my mittens until I need to go out!
＿＿＿＿＿
（＼ ∞ ﾉ
ヽ､ヽ /
｀ヽ)⌒ノ
￣
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Streets of Rage 2!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Exiling weeaboos to Japan!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) For free!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Getting Real emergency mittens, with extra USB heating! On my birthday!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Being left to rot in my own mittens because of some one-shot wonder like Tom the bear
( ﾟ ｴﾟ) My thread's gonna make it!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Farting on Grandpa!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Stealing grandma's dentures
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Putting grandma's dentures on and doing impersonations of her while she's taking a nap!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Wario Ware!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) WIIIII!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)
mudkips!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Buying the official Haruhi DVDs from Bandai!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) BARACK OBAMA
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) He reminds me of the dude with the claws in mortal kombat!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) An onion bagel with egg, cheese and ketchup!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Getting 400!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) and using lots of exclamation points!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Looking forward to 500GET!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Looking forward to getting 500 pairs of mittens!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Getting paid for knitting 500 pairs of mittens.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Mr. Potato Head!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Single thread invasions!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) UNLIMITED 4-CH WORKS!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Thread Resurrections!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) What do you think of an alarm clock that tells you the weather when you wake up?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Geforce 8800 GTX ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Toast!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Warm satin sashes!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Getting paid to wear 500 pairs of mittens.
The tears down her cheek in February cold,
My arms they provide no refuge from the pain.
My kitchen is a slaughter-house,
Everything I need, to cook a meal or two,
Out of your grand children.
Don't you want to stay?
There is another man inside me,
He is aching to be freed.
But only time will tell, when the day comes
Who had the pleasure of staying
ｹ゜ヮ゜ｵ ｻ･ｹﾙﾀﾌｷｯｽｺｰ。
∧_∧ ∩ Happy slaps!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ☆
⊂彡☆))o⌒) < fuck you!
☆
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Mittens!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Masturbation!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) my Fisher Price Camcorder!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Filming myself jerking off with >>420-san's Fisher Price Camcorder!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) babies!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Fetus Soup!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Porn music!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Buttsex!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) pink socks!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) cute little feet in pink socks!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) God power helps me work out my stress!
( ﾟ -ﾟ)Though, it's a bit overpowering, I must confess...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Tasteful rap!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Spacely's Sprockets!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Starting new threads!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The word Paisley!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Paisley!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Parsley!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Penises!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Vaginas!
( ・-・) Beady eyes.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Those aren't happy.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) bananas
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Sleeper!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) and the REST of his early, funny films.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Butterscotch syrup on ice cream!
( ・-・) Derailing perfectly good threads!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That's not happy. That's mean.
( ・-・) Happiness is an illusion. Plus, being mean is "where it's at".
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Ruthlessly living up to your gimmick!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) And spamming it!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) http://www.anonib.com/mittens/ !!
Its weekend time in a few hours. hooray \o/
Λ__Λ
（ ﾟ mﾟ） I'm not into the whole spamming thing.
（ ）
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Gay magic!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Electric Light Orchestra!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I bet they have robotic mittens in 2095, with automatic heat adjustment and emergency replacement dispensers!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like mittens!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) And footy pajamas that have mittens!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) And footy mittens that have pajamas!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) And pajamas that have footy mittens!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) http://4-ch.net/dqn/archive/
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I can read the old Grandpa threads again!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) That DQN is so much better than this one, I think I'll move there!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I have AIDS!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Haha disregard that, I don't suck cocks
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) LSD!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Clotted Cream!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Gibbelish!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I really like saggy butt cheeks on old men!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The sound is like two slabs of meat slapping together.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Yeah!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) PUTTING KITTENS IN THE MICROWAVE THEN SETTING IT ON HIGH FOR 10 MINS!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Kid!
>>473
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That's a waste of electricity. One must save up such precious power !
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) You should tear them apart with a kitchen knife or a genuine katana instead. Then carefully check their anatomy.
This way, you will both enjoy the elitist superstructure of 4-ch DQN and learn priceless things !
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Putting peeps in the microwave and watching them expand!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Matches and hairspray!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Hatches a mairspray!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Hutches and spare hay!
( ﾟヮﾟ) Putting microwaves inside of kittens!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Getting more experiences in AA
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Using proper grammar!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) <- this face
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) MOSCOW! http://flashboy.jp/mosukau/
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) FIRE!
( ∎ ヮ∎) Hidamari Sketch!
( ∎ ヮ∎) Bleeding from the eyes!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) EARTH!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) KAWAII DESU NE~~~~
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) WATER!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) AIR!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) HEART!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) GO PLANET!
（ ・∀・） ＜ By your powers combined...
（つ つ
｜ ｜ |
（_＿）＿）
人
（＿_）
（＿＿）
（ ＿＿ ）
（ ・∀・） ＜ I am Squeeks!
（つ つ
｜ ｜ |
（_＿）＿）
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Squeeks!!!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The smell of pretty flowers!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ...I...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ...I...
( > ヮ<) I RELEASED THE EMERGENCY MITTENS AGAIN!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Red Onion and Aged Chedder kettle chips!
( ^ ヮ^) Comfy Couches!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Cookies!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Trauma Center!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It's not happy?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) It's happy after they make you better!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) You get a lollipop!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) War on Terror!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)IRRADIATED PLUTONIUM!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The Farnsworth Fusor!
( >ヮ<) and it goes like this!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Frankpa!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Mittens!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Today someone was writing a list on his arm of all the things that made him happy, and I said "mittens!"
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) And he said that was awesome!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Then I went and got a haircut, and when I was done I said, "oh yeah, this is the stuff!"
（ ＾ω＾）It was a misunderstanding MODD. See we have this game where we suddenlt tickle each other...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) SPECIAL FEEL THAT WILL MAKE YOU A MAN.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) my Fisher Price Camcorder!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) What?
( ﾟ ωﾟ) nyoro～n
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) slow Broken Social Scene songs in a dark room while fairly drunk
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I have mittens on my hands and my feet now! WHEEEEEEEEEE
< oﾟ ヮﾟﾉo〉 < I like exploring my body with other princesses!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like happy piano music!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) SPECIAL FEEL THAT WILL MAKE YOU A MAN.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) my Fisher Price Camcorder!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) What?
( ﾟ ωﾟ) nyoro～n
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Hokuto no Ken PACHISLOT
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like playing Kinetic Games!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Phoenix Wright!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)? Objection!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Ayu Tsukimiya!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) She wears mittens!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ESP!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)ESPN!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ESPGaluda!
>>514
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I much prefer ESPRaDe myself... but..
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) CAVE SHMUPS IN GENERAL MAKE ME HAPPYYY
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Epic cheesy power metal... like Rhapsody!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Gretel wears Mittens!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Alert the Press!
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Extra large pizzas with pepperoni, bacon, and mushrooms!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) GLOVES!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) With flaps that turn them into mittens!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like American music!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Anime!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Staying a virgin!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Warm food
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) www.lost.eu/3b4eb
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) It's snowing in April! I get to wear my MITTENS again!!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) POSTING FROM A WORK COMPUTER!
{ ﾟ ヮﾟ} VIN DEISEL JOKES!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ... but arnt those now ...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) CHUCK NORRIS FACTS!
( * ヮ*) BEING FABULOUS
>>527
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) IT'S SNOWING AT MY HOUSE TOO!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Same weather in two places!
>>532
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ... its not snowing in my house
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) BUT ITS SNOWING OUTSIDE
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) UNLIMITED SAGE WORKS!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) LIMITED AGE BROKENS
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ADEQUATE SUPPLY OF NONBIASTED POST WORKS SOMETIMES
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) PEPSI COLA
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) MICHAEL JACKSON WITH HIS HAIR ON FIRE
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) HEROIN!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I love my cat!
( ・-・) WAKE UP MITTENS YOU NEED TO TAKE YOUR PILLS
( ・-・) FIRE PANTS GIB BLSIG WHATEVER
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Thanks, but I've already taken my happy pills for today!
(ﾟ mﾟ) Being Nonparticipant in threads while still posting!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Bumping worthwhile threads above fecal matter consisting of the word fap.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) BEARS!
( ・-・) I heard that bears kill people
( ﾟ -ﾟ) oh.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Actually, bears only kill people who are stupid enough to not avoid bears!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) So that's a good thing. Every person a bear kills improves the quality of mankind.
( ・-・) ... so you believe in evolution, then?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Yup!
( ・-・) God hates you.
( ﾟ -ﾟ)
( ｀-´)
(( ｀-´))
((( ˃ -˂)))
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) EXTRA SAUCE!!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) EXTRA ONIONS!
(●ヮ●) ECSTASY!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) EXTRADITION OF UNSAVORY INDIVIDUALS!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) RACISM!
ﾐ*ﾟヮﾟ) MONEY!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) DEATH TO AMERICA!
. 人
（＿_）
( >.<)Allah Ackbar!
( u )))
~~ It's OK to want extra sauce.. ~~
( ﾟ)
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) North Korean music!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I just saw myself on a t-shirt on shirtrank.com
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) CAPITALISM!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Oh wow >>558, you're right.
http://www.cafepress.com/itcarriesout
( ﾟ -ﾟ)...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There nothing happy about this at all.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I'm gonna sue that fucker for sooooooo much!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) just after I get one of those cute little jr. ringers!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) IT CARRYING OUT AND BEING W!
( ^ิヮ＾ิ) ICE CREAAAMMMM
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) GIRL SCOUT MINT COOKIE ICECREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) GIRL SCOUTS!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) They are delicious!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Disco pants!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ...
( > ヮ<) I RELEASED THE EMERGENCY MITTENS AGAIN!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) not France?
<( * ヮ*)> AND MITTENS!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The forbidden garden...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Gott ist mit uns!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I got pokemon for the ds!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Middle-aged men who touch me in strange places!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I'm blowing sunshine out my arse!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) LSD
( > ヮ<) LOLIS!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) DISCO PORN!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) My magikarp just evolved!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) My Kirlia just evolved!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) SMALLPOX!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Not playing a game like Pokemon because I'm not 10 years old!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) DQN!
( ・-・) Being in a Grandpa thread that has yet to take its pills.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) People who admit what they like regardless of social standards!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) My Staralia is the coolest ever!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) FEASTING ON BEEF!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) People who are able to match up to social standards and don't play children's games!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) RIKI-OH
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ME!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) GRATUITOUS NUDITY!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) 600 HAPPY POSTS!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ooooooooo, I'm getting a little giddy just thinking about how close to 1000 this thread is getting.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Squeeks!
( ˃ ヮ˂) KYAAAAAAAAAA~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) CHOKING ON HEAD!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) GROSSLY INAPPROPRIATE SHOULDER MASSAGES BY AND FOR WORLD LEADERS!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) SEXY GYM LEADERS!!!!!!
Video games!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Quoting other people because you agree with them!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) >>606 !!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) /dqn/!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The Ladies.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The Men
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) it carries out and is w
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Trying to break the board!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Trying to board the break!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Seinen manga!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) |// (ﾟヮ ﾟ ) Mirrors!
Being Petty!
((/ 〒｡ㄟ)つ★ Being successful. I just got yet another book of poems published! Make sure to buy it, everybody!
((/ 〒｡ㄟ) "The Eternal Darkness of my Soul is All I See".
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The Unbearable Lightness of Being!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Songs with pedophilic undertones!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Actually, those are pretty creepy.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Creepy-hot... or maybe just hot.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No, on further reflection, it's just creepy.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) PEDOPHILIA!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Especially the harsh social and criminal penalties for engaging in pedophile behavior!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Seriously, pedophiles deserve to die horrible slow painful deaths!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Retarded people like >>627
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...Oh wait, never mind.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) VIGILANTE JUSTICE!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Using 4ch to to spread your hypocritical political views!
(ﾟヮﾟ) Eating moo cows!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Xenon!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Kanon!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Kisses from your lover!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Akiko-san's jam!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No, wait ...
( ┰_┰) ...YOU BASTARDS! STOP LEAVING ME OUT OF SNOGGING ORGIES. Especially my lover should have known better than that. Bah.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Having my lover make up for wronging me.
( ﾟ ーﾟ) Psst, get the thick lube...
(ﾟ- ﾟ )....
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Sex with Women!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Sex with men!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Sex with Captain Jack Harkness!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I hope I don't catch anything ...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Sex with dead women!!!
∩_∩
( ・-・) Sex with Grandpa! Not that it cheered me up.
c(,_ｕｕﾉ
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Sex with my hand!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Having hands! And feet! And a face! And never ever re-reading Johnny Got His Gun.
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／ （●） （●） ＼
| （__人__） | Picking my nose.
＼ ｍj |⌒´ ／
〈＿_ﾉ
ノ ﾉ
>>648
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Wiping my boogers where somebody else will see them.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Finally getting my hacked version of Schoolmate to work!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Best H game ever!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like sharing! http://www2.hshare.net/index.php?s=2c138a044a2cd50b6d13dcc02f730126&showtopic=3585
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Chinese mitten crabs!
http://www.1010wins.com/pages/534079.php?contentType=4&contentId=568685
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Iron Maiden!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) There is a girl with a hand puppet in this game!
http://www.anonib.com/mittens/images/138/1180160979866_anonib.jpg
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A hand puppet is just a mitten with a face!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Not having a gargantuan migraine attack!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Oh wait, I do have one.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Tripcode processing functions that don't suck!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Damn...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Mittens! ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Tripcode processing functions that don't suck!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Secure tripcodes!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) MODD!
∠二二/
(♀ヮ♀) The Dark Lord Satan!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The inverse of this dismal, mitten-less post!
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-=≡ ＼／￣￣＼／
-=≡ ／((￣￣￣)＼ < Powdered Toast Man!
-=≡ | ||,, ﾟ ヮﾟ | |
-=≡ | （ つ¶ つ¶..|
-=≡. ／￣￣￣￣￣￣＼
-=≡ ／ ＼
-=≡￣￣ |￣￣￣￣￣|￣￣ wham
-=≡ | |人
-=≡ [＿＿＿＿＿_< 8p∧∩
∨｀Д,）/ ow!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) POOOWWWDEREEDDD TOAASTTT MANNNNN
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Manly Canadian cartoons!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Womanly Italian fashions!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Random JPG links!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Random number generators seeded by a radioactive sample!
< ｀ヮ´> 日本は反省しるニダ!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Lordi is coming to Philly August 17th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:L < The sideways version of Mittens-chan!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) HOT BLOODED THINGS
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Volunteer work at your local library!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Emo kids falling down a well!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Yes, shut up, Lassie. I know he's down there and I don't care.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Having your pets spayed or neutered!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Saging threads!
I mean... whoops.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) There we go...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion with Oscuro's Oblivion Overhaul, Martigen's Monster Mod, Tamrielic Ingredients, Beautiful People, Qarl's Texture Pack III, And Deadly Reflex!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) It's almost as good as vanilla Morrowind!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Modding Nerds!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Oh, and BF2: Project Reality
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) VIOLENCE.
( ・ヮƣ) ULTRAVIOLENCE.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Canned pudding!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) With the ring coming off properly!!
(⊺●Д๏) Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads". I do believe this is a character thread, so I would like to bump it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads".
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Je ne sais quoi!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) SEVEN HUNDRED!!!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Rubber bullets (honest!)
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Home, Sweet Home!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Panda fur mittens!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Getting rogered!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) farging bastage corgzockers!
DAILY SAGE
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) People who don't sage right! They're funny.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ).... Oh wait.
(^3^) http://zip.4chan.org/ck/src.cgi/1184614928161.jpg !
(^3^) Mittens is love!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Yes! Yes! Yes, I AM!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Daily Sage with Jon Stewart!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Pork sausage with pepper and sage!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Bumping Threads!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) It carries out and is w!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Captain Obvious
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) omfg, isym... wtf stfu! roflmfao imho. nm kthx.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)ﾟ ヮﾟ)ﾟ ヮﾟ)ﾟ ヮﾟ)ﾟ ヮﾟ) Poorly guarded cloning vats!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Competently guarded cloning vats!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Ladyshave!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Manic depression!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Mittens sweet mittens are all that I crave!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) HELICOPTERS!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) AsploSIONS!
(´^ิω＾ิ)
(´^ิω＾ิ) dDDUuuUuRRrrRRr MLOTTENS!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not you.
(´^ิω＾ิ) Not Me.
(´^ิヮ＾ิ) Me.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Love!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Bringing mittens to people everywhere!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Even the VIPPERS!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) TAIYO MATSUMOTO COMICS.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Music!
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、.＼ ヽ
、 ＼ . ヽ ._
丶. ‐ _ ∧∧ ∧∧
｀ ‐ _ (´・ω( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Road Trips!
（っ（,, O┬O
（））'J_））
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Disneyworld!
( ・ヮƣ) Monacle Eyes
( ・ヮƣ) Spelling "monocle" correctly!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Feces!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Species!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Spectacles!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Hating meeses to pieces!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) New names!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Old names!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Older names!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Elder God names!
(″･ิヮ･ิ)っ-̾ Smoking with the intellectuals!
(-☆ヮ☆) HIRAI KEN!
A happy sunny day
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Disembodied voices!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Male lactation! http://www.unassistedchildbirth.com/miscarticles/milkmen.html
( >ヮ<) OVERPOWERING YOUR ENEMY.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Rolling around in your moms bed wearing a shit filled diaper while singing the theme to Clutch Cargo!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Nice boat!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...Wait, that isn't happy at all.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) In fact, that's rather frightening.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Activity on my mittens imageboard!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Blowing other people's fucking brains out!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ);y=ｰ( ﾟдﾟ)･∵. AGHH!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ)
;y=ｰ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Blowing my own fucking brains out!
;y=ｰ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)･∵.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) BUUN!
⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ BUUUUUUUN! ⊂二二二（ ﾟ ヮﾟ）二二二⊃ BUUUN!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Pretending my feelings are valid!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Returning to DQN after months of being away! (6 Grandpa threads in DQN time.)
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Doing the same as >>765, though after only five months.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Scheming! Ahhh, what threads to create next?!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Posting from a college computer lab! Something smells like meat~~
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Mittens! Big fat piles of brightly colored knit mittens! Oh god I love mittens so much I'd kill Beady Eyes for a single pair of mittens!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A dual-quad Xeon system with 16 gigs RAM and dual 8800GTs!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Hoping Dad will come home for Thanksgiving!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Xenon, again!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Molybdenum!
( ･ิ ヮ･ิ) How's my favorite little girl?
|彡 Whoops, look at the time! Gotta run!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( ｀-´) ...mmmm...
(( ｀-´)) ...mmmM...
((( ｀-´))) ...MMMMMMMMMM...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) MITTENS!!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Having a degree in nuclear physics...!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Now I sit around all day...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ... making sure nothing I'm working with will ever be used in the next century.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Nuclear mitten powered zeppelins!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) MITTENS~!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I RELEASED THE EMERGENCY MITTENS! AGAIN!
( ･ิ ヮ･ิ) Happy Thanksgiving! How's my favorite little girl?
|彡 Whoops, look at the time! Gotta run!
Whoa I didn't know I would see you here.
How are you by the way?
I'm doing fine you know, just the whole school thing.
Yeah Yeah I know....
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Listening to people in the hallway talk to each other!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) MITTENS FRESH OUT OF THE DRYER
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) 90s DANCE MUSIC.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Insulting myself vehemently!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Boobies!
( ･ハ･)
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Boobie mittens!
つつ
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Opioids! They're the only thing other than cutting myself that let me breifly overcome the constant despair of being an emotionally crippled loser with no friends!
( - ヮ-) Oh yeah...
( ◕ ヮ◕) I think I'm gonna go listen to Celebration of the Lizard... Several times.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Bumping my thread to improve the overall quality of the top ten visible threads!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Making declarations that are so outrageous that Chuck Norris facts seem like regular statements!
( ﾟ一ﾟ) Snow days.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Memorizing over 200 Chuck Norris facts!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Too bad they're not popular anymore.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Rainy days! Adult dogs! and...
( ﾟ -ﾟ)whats the opposite of a rainbow?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Being part of an Internet TextBoard!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...Having a tripcode.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) FOOD
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Revealing details anonymously on the Internet, under the loving guidance of the FBI!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Finally, my apartment reconstruction is done!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I met a beautiful girl on the internet!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) When I met her in real life, she was 400 lbs and rolling around on a scooter chair thing.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I have a cute bathtub!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) And my Steinway is WILDLY SLIDEABLE!!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Causing the doily fringe to waft and tremble in the gloom!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Running backwards through the snow!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) While wearing mittens!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) DQN's new winterrific background!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) It's SNOWING!!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I need emergency mittens NOW!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) [You can view this response through the purchasing of a 4-ch MITTENS PLATINUM PLUS WITH A NEAT LITTLE BLUE BOW WITH GOLD TRIM account.]
Please do not say "4-ch MITTENS PLATINUM PLUS WITH A NEAT LITTLE BLUE BOW WITH GOLD TRIM account". The word carries a connotation that some find unpleasant.
Which word?
Actually, it is. The little known "arab zeｎ" or あらぶ善 translates literally as "4-ch Mittens of a Positive Platinum also the neat gold trim of a small blue bow service."
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) This thread is so educational!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) People keep handing me Christmas Cookies!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Gotta love them gentiles!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) DQN is cool as fuck!
(ﾟ ヮﾟ) midi of acid jazzed evening!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like releasing the emergency mittens!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I am sexually attractive!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) To pedos.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I am sexually attractive!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) To other men.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) This thread is so education.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) So education.
(ﾟ ヮﾟ) やった！
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Snow is love, I'm no longer lonely!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I am liked more than Gramps!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Fireworks!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) http://www.anonib.com/mittens/ !
( ・ω・） I have no character!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Silicon!
( ・ω・) Check this out!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Good imitation crab meat!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Webcomics aren't happy, Clonepa.
( ・ω・) But it had mittens in it, and you totally spaz out every time mittens are even mentioned in passing.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The fact that they're in a webcomic robs them of any appeal they may have had.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I prefer corporate approved syndicated comics!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Fred Basset cracks me up!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Someone next door just got a cute little kitten!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Mitten crabs! They look like they're wearing mittens!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Jones is making a mitten flavored soda!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...on second thought, that's kind of disgusting.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) It still tastes better than Pocari Sweat!
（ ´_⊃｀）and Pocari Sweat is actually pretty tasty, if you've tried it. Like Gatorade.
（ ´_⊃｀）I went to Japan. And the JPY-USD rate is almost the same as it was back then.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I got to third base once.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But then Junior struck out and we lost the game.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like katamari!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The odds of me not being the most miserable person in the world are incredibly optimistic!
( ´ω`) Not only is he really dead; he's really most sincerely dead.
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) My boyfriend!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)WAREZ!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Perfect UTF-8 Support everywhere!
（ ´_⊃｀） Even Korean sushi bar owners know how to make a good california roll.
>>860
hi.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) HEROINE NEEDLES
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Flying on magical sparkly faerie wings!
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) HERION
( ･-･) SPORKS!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) GOOD sporks with long enough tongs to actually use as a fork but with a round enough body to also use as a spoon!
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) TABLES
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) MULTIPLICATION TABLES!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Actually, those are kind of hard.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) An individual's death ensures the greater survival of the species through continual adaptation and improvement!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Evolution takes no prisoners!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Gods can evolve!
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) UP THE IRONS
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I JUST PEE'D
( ﾟ -ﾟ) now my mittens are soggy.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like soggy mittens!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Yay MITTENS!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I always release the emergency mittens because they make me feel good.
( ´ω`) You should save those for a real emergency!
( ・-・)
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) He wasn't saying ANYTHING!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I know, it was hilarious!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) beady eyes isnt happy...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I feel compelled to reiterate...
( ｀-´) ...
( ˃ ヮ˂) I LOVE MITTENS!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I just won $400 worth of things on ebay for $300 plus $100 shipping!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) shit.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I HAEV BODY
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( ﾟ -ﾟ) that was terrible.
d( ﾟ ヮﾟ)b Mittens on my ears!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) how do you do the backwards b?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) oh.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The Elitist Superstructure!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Getting it stuck in my cornhole!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) the internet
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) CUPCAKES!
( ・ω・) What did Muffins ever do to you?
( ・ω・) Who's this guy? I was talking about my cat, Muffins.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) HAPPY THINGS!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Walken without rhythm, so I won't attract the worm!
Layin' the Smackdown!
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〉 ｀ヽ .," Y⌒;'ζ ／ ﾞ.
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) NIGGERS!
And the Smackdown goes "zugoon!"
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Shooting an elephant!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Free used panties!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Burning a public toilet with shit everywhere!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Spring is here!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Here being the Northern Hemisphere, which is the BEST Hemisphere!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) 8 FILLES
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Six Grapes! Best Port EVER!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Moving back to the west coast after living in flyover country for two fucking years!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Penis ejaculation!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Pen0s ejaculation!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) VENEREAL DISEASE
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Using Dad’s pube razor for my beard!
（・∀・） Mittens, that makes nobody happy. Not even your dad who wished for a boy instead of a girl.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) SEEING THE HOLY MOUNTAINS
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Mittens
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) THIRD TRIMESTER ABORTIONS!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Sauerkraut!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) SEEING THE HUMAN MELTING
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) WEARING THE HOLY MITTENS!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Penguins!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Pandas!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Muffins!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) They fill me with intense pangs of pleasure!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) wat
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Buttons!
( ˃ ヮ˂) ヮ˂) ヮ˂) ヮ˂) ヮ˂) ヮ˂) ヮ˂) ヮ˂) ヮ˂) Sing-ing in a Bar-ber-shop No-ne-e-et!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) bacon sandwiches
( ˃ ヮ˂) Neat but not NEET and kind of l33t!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) SOAD
>>955
( ・-・) It’s a nonet, assbucket. Nine dickmuffins singing together.
( ・-・) Fuck. This isn’t a story thread. What am I doing here?
( ・ヮ・) Joining ’em when I can’t beat ’em!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Sexy REACTION
( ﾟ yﾟ) hamsters?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) HAMSTERS!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Warm Soft Pretzels for Breakfast!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Caramel frosted brownies!
( ･ิ ヮ･ิ) How's my favorite little girl?
|彡 Whoops, look at the time! Gotta run!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) who the fuck was that.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Little popsicle sized ice cream bars!
( ˃ ヮ˂) With mitten wrappers!!!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Though I could do without the yarn in my ice cream.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) late night salsa-
Morning cartoons!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ORIGAMI RABBITS!
.∩_∩
( ・-・) Rabbit orgasms.
.∩_∩
( ・-・) Dangerously Furry NekoRei!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ( ﾟ ヮﾟ )
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) LSD IS SURE HAPPY!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) SCREAMING EAGLES!!
( ^ิ౪^ิ) Poking best friend's naughty bits!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) A soft pretzel and a Diet Pepsi for breakfast!
( ˃ ヮ˂) Kyaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Horsey Sauce!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Gay magic! ( ˃ ヮ˂) IT'S SO GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) PENIS.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) dat PS TRIPLE
( ˃ ヮ˂) wwwww
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Washing away the sins of the past!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Unmistakable Signs of the Impending Mittenocolypse!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Being able to make over 999 posts!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The arduous but satisfying preparation for thread #3!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The love only a completely brainwashed pet can give.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Coming home to steaming piles of spite on my comforter!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Though maybe that's not so great after all.
( ・-・) Being a steaming pile of spite on Mitten's comforter.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Ham & Cheese Hot Pockets(tm)!
( ・-・) Eating Mitten's last Ham & Cheese Hot Pockets(tm)!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Hoping there won't be another installation of this thread!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Lost Hopes! Thank you, St. Jay Squeeksand, for favors granted!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) The second to last post!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I love happy endings!
