science-Proven magic petrification ray (69)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4798 05:59

Dearly 4Chan Website Today:

To my English, forgive me am German makes happily speaks, because I, and to the English.

It is brings a matter to to your attention. I have a science-Proven magic petrification ray that is capable to change magic any young feminine person into a marble statue immediately with magic. I am has very excitied to this thing. I will tell you the story. I enjoy to turn of pretty young girls in statue. I turned ran five girls in statue with the device however I out of girl and need I more girl. Help me please to receive to more girl. It is very important service to the world girl in statue because to transform:

  1. Girls who have been turned in statue can be used for decoration.
  2. Rocky-girl transformed did not make overpopulate the world or use natural Betriebsmittel.
  3. The girls hear stop aging and decaying if in statue.
  4. Young feminine person lives eternally after statue.
  5. Girl, when statue is nicer, than a girl as a meat -- only kidding! :)
  6. Women, when statue can be naked in publicly naked, to how fleshy woman does not complain.
  7. Woman think I when statue is prettier, than women while living woman, opinion lives.
  8. Humanity as well likes statue.
  9. Women and girl liked by people.
  10. Combining you 8 and 9 (8+9) - women + statues = girl who is changed to statue with machine, best.
  11. Woman doesn't have to make waste or must eat or must sleep after statue becomes.

THESE ARE CAUSE FOR WHY.

I will tell you like the machines functioning.

A. The body of girl changes of organic fleshy material into marble stone.
B. Woman cannot move.
C. Young feminine person is statue eternal.
D. Girl can think and can: girl mind awake and living to see, from SCIENCE.
E. Woman knows, is is herself that she statue, and aware all that happens.
F. I make statue feminine petrification statue happily.

20 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4799 16:14

That would be awesome. After it falls off, you can stick it up your ass! (^^

21 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4799 16:26

>>20 lol zomg funnnnyyy!

22 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4799 20:16

>>19 Maybe it's a repost from 5 years ago?

It sounds German to me...

And it WOULD be cool to be able to turn hot girls into sexy statues like the dude proposes in his message....

23 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4799 20:24

I want to turn sexy little girls into stone statues and rub my hands against their stone buttocks and put them in pedestals in my living room and sit on my couch and look at them and masturbate.

24 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4799 20:37

o natalie :heart:

25 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4800 01:04

NATALIE PORTMAN NAKED AND PETRIFIED

26 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4800 05:59

>>25 gtfo and take ur hot grits with you

27 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4800 07:24

What would you guys do with a scientificaly-proven magic petrification ray that could turn any woman between the ages of 13 and 26 into a stone statue?

I would use it to turn sexy women between the ages of 13 and 26 into stone statues.

28 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4800 12:31

Yeah, I remember that Sailor Moon episode...

29 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4800 21:13

what

30 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4800 22:46

>>22
4chan is not yet 5 years old. But OP is still awesome

>>28
torrent pls. Oh wait I saw that, it wasn't that greeaatt

31 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4801 01:20

If it's science proven, it's no longer magic right?

32 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4801 03:24

>>22

http://www.debianplanet.org/node.php?id=79

More liek six years ago amirite?

We've resigned ourselves to reposts from the golden age of trolling.

33 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4801 11:32

>>1
You didn't just use the word "Betriebsmittel" there, did you? Or "abschickenden"?

>>19
Truth.

>>22
It isn't.

34 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5006 01:47

Bump.

35 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5012 09:41

Could I have some of that gay magic ray? I need to make something rock hard.

36 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5012 19:42

MAGIC PETRIFICATION RAY IS PINK POSITIVELY

37 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5218 04:41

I want to turn pretty young girls into statues.

38 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5218 04:48

>>32
Here's an interesting question: where did this come from if it's only ever been reposted twice on the Internet, and it was never posted to Usenet?

39 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5218 05:30

>>38
news4vip

40 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5218 10:07

I took the fucking 100 minutes you can find.  the text box to write to your site to take my donkey and shove other sites easily

41 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5332 01:35

HAI ED

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5340 01:28

The DebianPlanet link is dead, so this is the only place on the internet that this urgent message to humanity can be seen!

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5340 03:28

Magic Petrification Ray tastes thoroughly and is ♪.

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5775 00:49

what

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6009 22:47

I am not a statue.

46 Name: ( ^ _ ^ ) : 1993-09-6163 20:16

I would give the gals to this guy, too. Especially if it was possible to reconfgure the device so that they were only partially stone. :D

47 Name: ( ^ _ ^ ) : 1993-09-6163 20:18

(Is that comment perverted enough for this site? I'm kinda new here.)

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6164 00:02

>>47 your posts don't have to be "perverted enough", just of DQN Quality. Transcend the bounds of sanity, seek enlightment from the mittens, and you shall become one with DQNity.

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6165 00:29

>>48 means, "Don't think, feel. And you'll be DQN."

50 Name: 0.0 : 1993-09-6203 19:51

Is This Even Real?

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6203 21:46

うほ, いい 女! やらないか?

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6243 01:55

This is someone's fetish.

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6680 01:41

Magic Petrification Ray tastes thoroughly and is ♪.

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6681 07:31

Leider nicht so gut.

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6820 06:35

>>54 This is not English.

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6820 16:04

>>55 That WAS, however, a necrobump.

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7018 19:17

>>56
no u r

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7140 06:19

nou

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7148 01:13

Please do not make dirty of the bathroom.

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7148 02:09

Please do not taste thoroughly and be ♪.

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7148 02:10

Please do not carry out and be w.

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7148 03:53

Please do not bamboo.

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7148 05:55

Please do not bamboozle us.

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7148 14:12

Please to stop.

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7148 14:56

Please do not stop.

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7599 12:53

hello

67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7599 13:09

Please to be opening your luggage sir.

68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7663 22:15

what

69 Name: Dr. Robotnik : 1993-09-7664 20:35

TOUCH
MY
PINGAS

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