Dearly 4Chan Website Today:
To my English, forgive me am German makes happily speaks, because I, and to the English.
It is brings a matter to to your attention. I have a science-Proven magic petrification ray that is capable to change magic any young feminine person into a marble statue immediately with magic. I am has very excitied to this thing. I will tell you the story. I enjoy to turn of pretty young girls in statue. I turned ran five girls in statue with the device however I out of girl and need I more girl. Help me please to receive to more girl. It is very important service to the world girl in statue because to transform:
THESE ARE CAUSE FOR WHY.
I will tell you like the machines functioning.
A. The body of girl changes of organic fleshy material into marble stone.
B. Woman cannot move.
C. Young feminine person is statue eternal.
D. Girl can think and can: girl mind awake and living to see, from SCIENCE.
E. Woman knows, is is herself that she statue, and aware all that happens.
F. I make statue feminine petrification statue happily.
That would be awesome. After it falls off, you can stick it up your ass! (^^
>>20 lol zomg funnnnyyy!
>>19 Maybe it's a repost from 5 years ago?
It sounds German to me...
And it WOULD be cool to be able to turn hot girls into sexy statues like the dude proposes in his message....
I want to turn sexy little girls into stone statues and rub my hands against their stone buttocks and put them in pedestals in my living room and sit on my couch and look at them and masturbate.
o natalie :heart:
NATALIE PORTMAN NAKED AND PETRIFIED
What would you guys do with a scientificaly-proven magic petrification ray that could turn any woman between the ages of 13 and 26 into a stone statue?
I would use it to turn sexy women between the ages of 13 and 26 into stone statues.
Yeah, I remember that Sailor Moon episode...
what
If it's science proven, it's no longer magic right?
http://www.debianplanet.org/node.php?id=79
More liek six years ago amirite?
We've resigned ourselves to reposts from the golden age of trolling.
Bump.
Could I have some of that gay magic ray? I need to make something rock hard.
MAGIC PETRIFICATION RAY IS PINK POSITIVELY
I want to turn pretty young girls into statues.
>>32
Here's an interesting question: where did this come from if it's only ever been reposted twice on the Internet, and it was never posted to Usenet?
I took the fucking 100 minutes you can find. the text box to write to your site to take my donkey and shove other sites easily
HAI ED
The DebianPlanet link is dead, so this is the only place on the internet that this urgent message to humanity can be seen!
Magic Petrification Ray tastes thoroughly and is ♪.
what
I am not a statue.
I would give the gals to this guy, too. Especially if it was possible to reconfgure the device so that they were only partially stone. :D
(Is that comment perverted enough for this site? I'm kinda new here.)
>>47 your posts don't have to be "perverted enough", just of DQN Quality. Transcend the bounds of sanity, seek enlightment from the mittens, and you shall become one with DQNity.
Is This Even Real?
うほ, いい 女! やらないか?
This is someone's fetish.
Magic Petrification Ray tastes thoroughly and is ♪.
Leider nicht so gut.
nou
Please do not make dirty of the bathroom.
Please do not taste thoroughly and be ♪.
Please do not carry out and be w.
Please do not bamboo.
Please do not bamboozle us.
Please to stop.
Please do not stop.
hello
Please to be opening your luggage sir.
what
TOUCH
MY
PINGAS