( ・-・) Beady Eyes [Thread Derailed] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 19:52

( ・-・) If your thread has an established theme, I'm going to do my best to fuck it over.

2 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 19:55

( ・-・) INTERNET: SERIOUS BUSINESS

3 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 19:58

( ・-・) DESU DESU DESU DESU

4 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 19:59

( ・-・) I don't know, but I think Somebody's a little angry at the internet!

5 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 21:25

This therad is sooooooooo coooooooooooooooooooooool.

6 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 21:28

( ⌒-⌒) It's about time I complete my mission and destroy you.

7 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 21:42

( ・-・) This has grown larger then both of us, Unit 4. I'll destroy you like the pathetic, outdated model that you are, and then I'll destroy Grandpa and all of his pathetic threads.

8 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4947 04:27

( ⌒-⌒) Bring it on.

9 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4947 10:16

( ಠ-ಠ) I WILL END YOU. I WILL END YOU AND ALL YOU LOVE.

10 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4947 10:35

( ⌒-⌒)つ・ Don't forget to take your pills first.

11 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4947 11:09

( ・-・) Hey, Unit 4. That's a delicious food pill, don't you know? Oh so delicious...

( ⌒o⌒)・ノ
( ⌒-⌒) Hey, you're right, it IS delici-URK!-
(   x-x)

12 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 04:43

( ・-・) That was easier than I thought it'd be.

13 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4948 06:30

( ⌒-⌒) If only.

14 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 00:25

( ・-・) You leave me no choice, Unit 4.

( ・-・) -smek-
 ⊂彡☆))o⌒) < owwwww

15 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 05:22

( ・-・) -s&m-
 ⊂彡☆))o⌒) < uho wwwwwwww

16 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 14:38

( ・-・) Now that that's taken care of, I have to find a way to derail the gay magic thread.

17 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4954 15:32

( ⌒-⌒) Can you smack me some more? I get so turned on when you play rough.

18 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4964 07:26

( ・-・) This thread sucks.

19 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 22:41

(・∀・) So what was all that wake up grandpa crap you were doing before about?

(・∀・) Were you going anywhere with that or what?

20 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4968 16:58

( ・-・) ... sigh.

( ・-・) ALL YOU TWO HAD TO DO WAS PLAY ALONG AND IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BRILLIANT!!!

( ・-・) I hate you guys.

21 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4968 22:02

(・∀・) I do not understand your jokes.

22 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 13:38

 ∧_∧    ∧_∧
 (・(⊂=⊂≡(・ω・ )   Bappin the Beady!
(っ ⊂=⊂≡  ⊂)
 /   )    (    \
 ( / ̄∪    ∪ ̄\)

23 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 17:13

(・∀・) Ow! Ow! Stop, Grandpa! Stop!!!

24 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 19:01

( ・-・) Im in my own thread, derailing it.
( ・-・) YOU JUST DONT GET IT, PLAY ALONG FOR THE LULZ

25 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 19:28

( ・-・) All I'm going to say on the matter is that DQN a year ago would have actually gotten the fucking joke by now.

26 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 20:27

( ・-・) Hi im an elitist asshole, I speak of "back in the days" and "hive mind" also, some of my favorite things include "circle jerk" and "gay magic"

27 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 22:37

( ・-・) In short, I'm part of the Elitist Superstructure.

28 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 22:42

( ・-・) Poor >>26, is somebody a little upset?

29 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 23:12

( ・-・) my name is >>26 and my entire life is limited biter works.

30 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 23:26

( ・-・) my name is >>29 and my entire life is unlimited trendwhore works

31 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 19:06

( ・-・) you need to take your pills so wake up or something

32 Name: Not In Employment, Education, Or Training : 1993-09-4972 19:17

( ・-・) firepance

33 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 02:22

I am posting without beady eyes

34 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training. : 1993-09-4973 02:43

Itt lets ge to 100 with sage!

35 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 15:23

( ・-・) wake up your pills...

36 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 03:06

( ・-・) my name is >>25-30 and I am failure

37 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4977 11:14

( ´ω`) Who is responsible for this train wreck? Two people died when this thread was derailed.

38 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4977 18:29

( ・-・) They had it comin'.

39 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 15:57

( ・-・) This thread will be my staging area for attacks against all popular threads, and I will bring them crashing down into inanity and chaos!

( ・-・) Right after I have a sammich at Rei's.

40 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 17:29

( ´ω`) Good luck with that.

41 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 17:48

( ゚ ヮ゚) Grandpa! Now this thread's worth reading!

42 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 17:50

( ・-・) Both of you, get out!

43 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 17:51

(・∀・) Hey, Grandpa! What was life like before the internet?

44 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 17:51

( ・ิm・ิ) I'm inclined to enjoy the occasional fart.

45 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 17:54

ミ*゚ー゚) Hey everyone!

46 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 17:55

( ´ω`) Well, Junior, we used to read the newspaper and watch TV to get our daily data fix.

47 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 17:55

( ・-・) GET OUT!!!!!

48 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 17:56

ミ*゚ー゚) What's up with him?

49 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 17:58

( ⌒-⌒) Who cares? Let's trash the place!

50 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 17:59

( ゚ ヮ゚) Trash the thread! Trash the thread! Emergency Mittens!

51 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 18:09

( ・-・) no dont

52 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 18:17

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53 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 19:16

( ・-・) Oh no, we're all gonna die!

( ⌒-⌒) We can do this! Beady eyes, hand me that old bucket full of bum sperm!

( ・-・) No...

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54 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 19:47

( ・ิm・ิ) Whooo, that was a gassy one.

( ´ω`) Jeez, son, it smells like something crawled up inside you and died.

55 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 21:21

( ・-・) HOORAY DQN'S FALLEN SO FAR WE QUOTE FUCKING SNL OF ALL THINGS AND THINK IT'S FUNNY OH FRABJOUS DAY CALLOOH CALLAY

56 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 22:18

( ´ω`) Awwwwww, whassamata? Mean people shitting up your thread?

57 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 22:20

( ・⌢・) yeah.

58 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 22:21

( ・-・) KEEP THROWING THOSE FLAMES EVEN ONE AS INCOMPETENT AS YOU IS BOUND TO MAKE A GOOD ONE EVENTUALLY

59 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 22:23

( ・-・) HIP HIP HOO FUCKING RAY

60 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 00:37

( ´ω`) INTERNET!!

( ゚ ヮ゚) SERIOUS BUSINESS!!!

61 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 00:44

( ゚ ヮ゚) FAGGING UP THREADS!

62 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 17:16

( ・-・) ... how am I ever going to clean up this mess?

63 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 17:22

( ⌒-⌒) Nice thread.

64 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4981 17:25

( ⌒-⌒) Have you considered bum sperm?

( ・-・) Shut up.

65 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4982 21:51

and nothing of value was lost...

66 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4983 07:10

( ・-・) That was a decent derailment.

67 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 03:31

 ∩_∩
 ( ・-・) How do I unrabbit myself? This is demeaning.
c(,_uuノ

68 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 03:44

 ∩_∩
 ( ・-・) Actually im starting to like my rabbit soul.
c(,_uuノ

69 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4986 03:57

( ・-・) Be eaten by a snake.

70 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4988 05:03

( ´ω`) See, that's why you're called Beady Eyes. You can't see worth shit so you're always squinting. If you had glasses you would know it wasn't a snake that ate you.

71 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4988 10:53

( ・-・) But I look like a dumbass with my glasses on. That's why I don't wear them.

72 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4988 21:42

( ⌒-⌒) See? It's just terrible.

( ・-・) But without them I'm rather charming.

73 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4994 21:02

 ∩_∩
 ( ・-・) Wait...I just go back here when I die?
c(,_uuノ

74 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4994 21:13

( ⌒-⌒) You were reincarnated as a rabbit. Isn't that nice?

75 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4995 00:34

 ∩_∩
 ( ・-・) At least I'm not a hamster.
c(,_uuノ

76 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4996 04:21

( ゚ ヮ゚) Hamster ham ham tikky tik kush kush sunflower krump krump hamtaro!

77 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4996 10:36

 ∩_∩
 ( ・-・) Oh no you don't! I'm not going in the cage with that asshole.
c(,_uuノ

78 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4996 10:57

    ____________________________
   /             /|
   /____________________________/ |
  |             |  |
  |             |  |
  |  ∩_∩ ... ∩--∩|  |
  |  ( ・-・)   (゚ω゚ ).|  |
  | c(,_uuノ   |m  ),| ../
  |_____________________________|/

79 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4996 10:57

( ・-・) I will destroy you, Hamtaro...

80 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4996 11:00

Let's make friends! (゚ω゚ )

81 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4996 11:16

  HAMTARO LV.1 |          ∩--∩
 (===============)|          (゚ω゚ )
____________________________|          |m  ),    

     ∩_∩
     (   )       ___________________________________
     (c_____ノ     | Beady Eyes LV.19    |
              | (====================)|
              |___________56/56__________________|

82 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4996 11:19

  HAMTARO LV.1 |          ∩--∩
 (===============)|          (゚ω゚ )
____________________________|          |m  ),    

     ∩_∩
     (   )       ___________________________________
     (c_____ノ     | Beady Eyes LV.19    |
              | (====================)|
              |___________56/56__________________|
_________________________________________________________________________
|                                 |
|                                 |
|              FIGHT!              |
|                                 |
|                                 |
|                                 |
|_________________________________________________________________________|

83 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4996 11:21

  HAMTARO LV.1 |          ∩--∩
 (===============)|          (゚ω゚ )
____________________________|          |m  ),    

     ∩_∩
     (   )       ___________________________________
     (c_____ノ     | Beady Eyes LV.19    |
              | (====================)|
              |___________56/56__________________|
_________________________________________________________________________
|                                 |
|  Beady Eyes charged his SOLAR BEAM       |
|                                 |
|                                 |
|                                 |
|                                 |
|_________________________________________________________________________|

84 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4996 11:22

  HAMTARO LV.1 |          
 (===============)|          
____________________________|             

     ∩_∩
     (   )       ___________________________________
     (c_____ノ     | Beady Eyes LV.19    |
              | (====================)|
              |___________56/56__________________|
_________________________________________________________________________
|                                 |
|  The wild HAMTARO ran away.            |
|                                 |
|                                 |
|                                 |
|                                 |
|_________________________________________________________________________|

85 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4996 11:22

( ・-・) Rats.

86 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4998 21:17

     ∩_∩
     ( ・-・) I feel like jumping over to Grandpa's thread for some QUALITY derailing.
     (_____ノ 

87 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5052 08:54

(⊺●Д๏) Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads". I do believe this is a character thread, so I would like to bump it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads".

88 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 01:50

( ・-・) Thanks for dropping by!

89 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 03:38

( ・-・) Wait, lemme get this straight. Your name is "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads" and you like to bump character threads? Which came first, the gimmick or the name?

90 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5056 04:03

(⊺●д๏) The gimmick. My parents named me Fiona.

91 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5072 03:52

( ・-・) You got off light. My real name is Tralfaz.

92 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5097 17:53

    (   ) ))
    ((⌒  
   (⌒((⌒))  )) ,
  (⌒( ⌒ ) ⌒ )
   ( (( ⌒ )) )     
  (( ・-・) ⌒))    
  从ノ.::;;火;;;从;; 从))゙ And now I'm on fire. Great. Just great.
 从::;;;;;ノ  );;从;;;;;从       
从;;;;;::人 ;ノ;从;;;;;从人 ̄|

93 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 02:06

  MONA LV.23   |           ∧_∧
 (===============)|           (・∀・ )
____________________________|           (    )    

     ∩_∩
     (   )       ___________________________________
     (c_____ノ     | Beady Eyes LV.19    |
              | (================----)|
              |___________48/56__________________|
_________________________________________________________________________
|                                 |
|        A wild MONA appeared!          |
|                                 |
|                                 |
|                                 |
|                                 |
|_________________________________________________________________________|

94 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 22:43

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)   
 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I am confiscating this thread.
 (つ   つ 
 | | |     
 (__)_)

95 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5125 20:41

(    ・-・  ) Dude, you can have it.

96 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5131 21:32

(    ・-・  ) hrp-

(    ・o・  ) gaaa

(   ・o・ ) aaaaa

(  ・o・ ) aaaaaa

( ・O・) aaaaarp!

(; ・-・) Whew.

97 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5131 22:31

( ・∀・)

98 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5132 00:10

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)   
 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and something must have crawled
 (つ   つ   up inside you and died, Beady Eyes.
 | | |     
 (__)_)

99 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5132 15:48

( ・-・) Grandpa did that line already, you dope.

100 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5136 14:50

( ・-・) 100get!

( ・-・) Doesn't anybody care?

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