(・∀・) Did I fucking stutter?
(・∀・) There are two kinds of people in this world, and you're the second kind.
( ´ω`) Or tongue bath. I'm not particular.
(・∀・) Why would you need a bath for your tongue?
( ・-・) How about a lung bath?
(・∀・) How many lungs can you fit in a bathtub?
( ´ω`) Of course, I'm used to dealing with bathtubs full of children's lungs. If it's adult lungs we're talking about, it would obviously be less.
( ´ω`) If you get a variety of lung sizes in there, you can make the most incredible noise by lying down on them in the tub.
(・∀・) Grandpa, why do people bump threads that died a natural death ages ago?
( ´ω`) Buncha crybabies.
(・∀・) I know this story! It's about birds and bees!
(・∀・) Hail Asmodeus! La! La!
( ´ω`) The vast bubbling craters of boiling pus...
( ´ω`) ... But enough about your grandmother. What's on TV?
( ⊙ω⊙) WOW lookit those boobies Junior
( ´ω`) it seems today has become another day all over again.
( ´ω`) It wasn't.
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(・∀・) I get it, you're God.
( ´ω`) Shut up before I send two she-bears out of the woods to maul you.
( ´ω`) Shut up before I summon a pack of dire wolves to tear you limb from limb, saving your head for last to maximize your suffering.
( ´ω`) Which book of the Bible did I put the dire wolves in again? Ezekiel? Eddard? Tyrion?
( ・ω・) The Bible's an exaggerated story. God is everywhere and in everything. There is no devil its all one thing.
(・∀・) Does that mean tribes of warrior women will fight over me as irreplaceable breeding material? Yes, please.
(・∀・) Nobody wants to repopulate the earth with more abominations like you, freakazoid.
( ・ω・) Entertainment Weekly says I'm loved by millions around the world.
( ・ω・) They even have contests with the store-bought Clonepas to see how long they can keep one alive! It's fun!
(・∀・) But Grandpa! You advertise them as "Your fully disposable friend that you an do anything to and not feel bad about it!"
( ´ω`) We used to catch, neuter and release feral Clonepas, but China no longer imports Clonepa testicles as a rare gourmet delight, so it's easier to shoot 'em.
( ´ω`) Incidentally, like tomcats, neutered Clonepas are prone to bladder stones, so we usually cut a hole further up the shaft so there's less likely to be blockages. Much better than them spraying urine everywhere to mark their territory, though.
( ´ω`) But enough of that. Who wants dinner? I found some fish sticks and chicken balls in the freezer. Just need to bread them and toss them in the fryer.
(・∀・) Grandpa, is it true that the rooster's left ball is usually bigger than the right one?
( ・ω・) I thought we didn't have bladders. Our blood just keeps getting more full of pee until we die.
(・∀・) Gramps, do I have enough swag to beat my high school bully?
(・∀・) Grampapples, are we gonna die of climate change or what? I heard a little Swedish girl thinks so, and they're always right.
(・∀・) Sorry Grampoop. I meant only a little disrespect.
( ´ω`) That's better.
( ´ω`) So how's life treating you, Juniwhore?
(・∀・) Gets better every day, Grampissbucket!
> itai
( ・-・) That is not an English word why did you say it
( ´ω`) You're all the sort of pansy-arsed little faggots that is causing today's nanny state.
( ´ω`) When I was growing up, getting raped was just my Dad's way of saying "Good Morning".
(・∀・) You have a Dad? What's he like?
(・∀・) Do you have a Grandpa too?
( ´ω`) You're not ready to hear about the Arch Grandpa yet, Jujubee.
(・∀・) That's ok. I prefer FreeBSDpa
( ´ω`) Communist.
(・∀・) From you according to your abilities,
(・∀・) To me according to my needs.
(・∀・) Best political system EVAR.
( ・ω・) You know, communism and anarcho-capitalism have a surprising amount in common in that regard.
( ・ω・) They both specifically mention Junipoops here is the main beneficiary of everyone else's labor.
(・∀・) Grump what's your favorite video game?
(0∀0) those are the apps you play on the cinputer gernpo
( ・ω0/.,) Fnrak barnmen isas a goice man man. Creature and, brave. Sons to the ram
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(・∀・) Budget cuts grandpa. We're getting replaced with a new cast due to delays and the overall lack of quality of this thread.
( ・ω・) Delays? Look at how much content we've released since the start of the month!
( ・ω・) It's so much better than our productivity during August 1993.
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( ・ω・) >>326 get the fuck out of my house
(・∀・) Replacepa, what was life like before character threads died?
( ´ω`) It was wonderful, like Portland before the Californians fucked it all up.
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(・∀・) Haven't seen you in a while, Goatsepa!
))<>(( squelch
(・∀・) Goatsepa, how do you eat?
((( ´ω`))) Every. Single. Time.
))<>(( I excrete. Someone else does the eating for me.
( ´ω`) how long have you been standing there
#W@w
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( ´ω`) Junior, today we're gonna go to dick's sporting goods, then afterwards we're gonna call up cox to ask what the hell is wrong with our shitty internet, then we're gonna have a nice dinner at mr. dich's german cuisine and eat some steamy bratwurst
(・∀・) Hair on my peter
(・∀・) Sweat drips down my ding dong
(・∀・) My balls are happy
))<>(( Could you assholes at least try to be family friendly?
( ´ω`) That's what Clonepas are for, and why they have no genitalia.
(・∀・) Grandpa, how did you build your home?
( ´ω`) One lego brick at a time, Timmy.
( ´ω`) How did you build your home?