[BOOMERANGS] Genocide by boomerangs (35)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5004 00:03

Discuss.

2 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5004 00:09

I know exactly how you feel. I have an older sister and she thinks I'm slopy and stupid.And she is always telling me to do some of her chores or whatever. Ok, I know I'm not the smartest person in the world and I'm not the neatest person either, but I am not slopy or stupid. Sometimes I'm having an off day and I get a C- on a test, my sister always tells me "Your so stupid, I have straight A's and you have a C- on a test!" and sometimes when I'm studying in the kitchen, i leave my pencil or text book then she screams "This is a pig sty! Clean up your mess! Your such a fucking pig! When I come back i want this place to be clean!" then i would say "I left a textbook! Big deal! Stop yelling at me for every little mistake i make!" then I would go upstairs in my room and go to sleep. I really hate her, and she uses evry mistake i make against me. Then i thought, i'm just gonna ignore her. Then she started bugging me about school. Then I tried talking to my mom, and she told me to forget about it and liten to what she tells me. So I thought, I'm not gonna let this bitch ruin my life! So i went up to her and told her "Ok thats it! I'm your little sister, you wonder why i don't like to talk to you, or whenever you try to give me a hug i push you away, well heres why..." then I gave her a whole list of what she does to me, then after i was done with my long long list i said "Your my big sister, and if you want me to respect you than you have to respect me to, i'm not trash and i'm not a person you can just yell at. I'm not expecting you to be friends with me, i'm not even asking you to love me, but i'm asking you to give me respect. Your mean Your rude, Hell, sometimes i would do anything for you not to be my big sis. But sadly you are, so bottom line, you better give me some respect!" then i walked away. The next morning she didn't say sorry or anything, she leaves me alone now, and now i have a little sister. And all i know is that i'm never gonna be like a big sister like how my big siter is like.I know exactly how you feel. I have an older sister and she thinks I'm slopy and stupid.And she is always telling me to do some of her chores or whatever. Ok, I know I'm not the smartest person in the world and I'm not the neatest person either, but I am not slopy or stupid. Sometimes I'm having an off day and I get a C- on a test, my sister always tells me "Your so stupid, I have straight A's and you have a C- on a test!" and sometimes when I'm studying in the kitchen, i leave my pencil or text book then she screams "This is a pig sty! Clean up your mess! Your such a fucking pig! When I come back i want this place to be clean!" then i would say "I left a textbook! Big deal! Stop yelling at me for every little mistake i make!" then I would go upstairs in my room and go to sleep. I really hate her, and she uses evry mistake i make against me. Then i thought, i'm just gonna ignore her. Then she started bugging me about school. Then I tried talking to my mom, and she told me to forget about it and liten to what she tells me. So I thought, I'm not gonna let this bitch ruin my life! So i went up to her and told her "Ok thats it! I'm your little sister, you wonder why i don't like to talk to you, or whenever you try to give me a hug i push you away, well heres why..." then I gave her a whole list of what she does to me, then after i was done with my long long list i said "Your my big sister, and if you want me to respect you than you have to respect me to, i'm not trash and i'm not a person you can just yell at. I'm not expecting you to be friends with me, i'm not even asking you to love me, but i'm asking you to give me respect. Your mean Your rude, Hell, sometimes i would do anything for you not to be my big sis. But sadly you are, so bottom line, you better give me some respect!" then i walked away. The next morning she didn't say sorry or anything, she leaves me alone now, and now i have a little sister. And all i know is that i'm never gonna be like a big sister like how my big siter is like.

3 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5004 00:10

It's easy, because boomerangs return to your hand after being thrown. So you can just keep slaughtering people like a well-greased slaughterin' machine.

4 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5004 00:46

Boomicide.

5 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5004 01:37

There might be some Aboriginese tribes that actually commited some form of genocide by boomerang, although I think the device is better suited for hunting birds and kangaroos.

6 Name: FBI : 1993-09-5004 03:26

For get about what you saw here folks, move along.

7 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5081 00:18

Oh God it's back

8 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5081 02:06

>>7

This is not a worthwhile thread why did you bump it

9 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5082 00:18

>>8

That is a crappy meme, why must you perpetuate it?

10 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5082 02:00

>>9
This is a crappy kopipe, why must you perpetuate it?

11 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5082 02:28

Suicide by boomerang.

12 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5082 03:58

>>10

etou... what is "kopipe"?

( º-º)?

13 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5082 16:17

>>12

etou... what is "kopipe"?

( º-º)?

14 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5082 18:48

>>12

etou...

( º-º)?

15 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5082 22:35

( º-º)?

16 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5083 14:48

>>11 Seems more logical, since they always fly back to their owner.

17 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5134 02:12

Oh God it's back

18 Name: ( º-º)? : 1993-09-5134 02:34

etou...

19 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5134 04:10

:D

20 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5134 04:12

etou...

21 Name: ⊂二二二(^ω^ )二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5134 09:38

...uote ?(º-º )

22 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5222 01:37

Oh God it's b...
No wait, false alarm.
That's some other crappy thread.

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5517 00:47

Oh God it's backgammon

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5517 02:58

etou...

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5517 03:59

If a boomerang is thrown and nobody is around to catch it, does it ever return?

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5519 12:11

Then who threw it in the first place?

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5520 00:47

Someone who teleported away immediately after throwing it.

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5523 02:03

perhaps a boomerang travels from one parallel universe to the next.

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5523 04:09

I believe it returns to the spot, but not to the person.

That is, unless said person wrote their name and address on it, then it may yet do both.

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5600 14:24

Oh God it's back

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5601 06:43

( ゚ ヮ゚) I know how to make the boomerang stop coming back!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Make it fill out a captcha before you throw it!

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5601 07:17

>>31
If a capcha and a boomerang got into a fight, which would win?

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5602 00:15

( ゚ ヮ゚) ...

( ˃ ヮ˂) MITTENS!

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5602 00:19

SICP SICP LOL

35 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9998 15:10

Oh God, it's back!

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