>>0 causes all females within 30ft of him to have mind-boggling multiple orgasms simply by moving his pinky in a certain way.
>>2 causes all males within 30ft of him to have mind-boggling multiple orgasms simply by moving his pinky in a certain way.
Is sarcastic.
>>6 is smart enough to sage when his comments aren't worth reading.
>>7 is a lucky number and a bright light in simmering darkness.
>>18 is an accomplished master of Zen when it comes to anime.
>>19 is doing a good job demonstrating just how difficult it can be to compliment someone else on compliments on the internet, which I suppose is something of an accomplishment in itself, however unintentional it may be.
>>28 can play as many instruments as there are keys on a regular piano. Not all at the same time, but still very impressive. Well done - play that gig one more time!
>>30 has achieved perfect inner peace and enlightenment, and serves as a beacon of wisdom to us all.
>>32 Always posts the most wonderful DQN related praise!
When >>33 types, the acoustical sideeffect of his gentle fingers caressing the keys sounds like the sublime and soothing percussion of a fresh springs' rain on a serenely calm lake surrounded by fertile green hills and beautiful wildlife.
>>35 is the only multimillionaire celebrity who is a wonderful kind person despite all the money and fame.
>>36 is a truly brilliant mind who excels at everything he does.
>>37 congrats with the C+ you got on that last math test!
>>38 got such good grades this year that his parents no longer have to take him to "special" school. Well done!
>>39 knows exactly where to draw the border between praise and insult
>>40 Devised the perfect plan for securing the USA-Mexico border.
>>41 was the guy who proposed the use of lethal, unwarned for, boobytraps on the US-mexico border. very unethical. very effective.
>>44 has a highly developed sense of taste. He can - and does - believe it's not butter.
>>45 can distinguish between Coke and Pepsi in blind taste tests.
>>46 can distinguish between Coke and Coke zero in blind taste tests.
>>48 Can smell the difference between gasoline and perfume.
>>49 never faps more times a day than he brushes his teeth, and his impeccably white teeth and constantly fresh breath attest to that fact.
>>54 ships his fellow Cambridge grads anywhere they want on his yacht.
>>56 could have any woman he wants, so he turned gay to still have a challenge.
Unlike most people, >>57 is capable of impeccably cleaning a rectum more than 5 cm deep with his tongue alone.
>>59 could subjugate the whole world on a whim, but chooses not to because he finds us entertaining.
>>61 is so modest that he will probably blush when he reads this.
>>64 Throughly points out the flaws in somebody that calls others "Pinkos."
>>65 makes the brazen effort of introducing Japanese culture into the West by perfecting the coffee ceremony, an invigorating act of formal tradition, the finest Arabica, and inner peace.
Even more extraordinary than the variety and velocity of the movements >>66 makes in imitation of animal hind legs is the effortlessness of his stance; one summer afternoon, on the silky ground of the pineglade, in the magical heart of Ardis, under Lady Erminin’s blue eye, fourteen-year-old >>66 treated me to the greatest performance I had ever seen a brachiambulant give. Not the faintest flush showed on his face or neck!
Even though he is human, >>68 is so adorable that it was actually he who modeled for the WWF logo.
>>69
We've come a long long way together
Through the hard times, and the good
I have to celebrate you baby
I have to praise you like I should
When >>70 graduated cum laude from highschool, this was the song from fatboy slim they played upon his entrance to the stage
>>74 has perfected "service with a smile" so well, he has become the standard by which all those who provide services are judged.
>>75 services men so well, she has become known as the top escort lady of the northern hemisphere - a title truly befitting such a sophisticated and bewilderingly slutty beauty.
>>77 is nearly as well-endowed as George Zimmer, founder and CEO of the Men's Wearhouse. I guarantee it.
>>78 got lost on his way to 4chan, but we pat him on the head and tell him he's unique and special, because it's at least half true.
>>79 managed to make a halfhearted comment sound sincere
>>82 is to be commended for making people unable to observe such visually unappealing things as feces.
>>84's potpourri smells like feces, but tastes better than the finest French cuisine.
>>87 is a beacon of good will in a sea of turmoil and misanthropy.
>>98 is as cute as Asia Carrera, and gives better head. Or so they say.
>>99 Saved trees by inventing recyclable toilet paper.
>>100 saved toilet paper by learning to mentally teleport shit directly into the septic tank.
>>103 could kill his enemies without expending any great effort, but wont, out of his respect for all forms of life.
>>104 could please Asia Carrera to heights spheres never experienced before despite her respectable expertise in the area
Is an all around swell guy, in the 1950s sense of the word.
>>115
Invented the subscription TV service where once in a while, the image is NOT censored.
>>116 fought the law, but the law won. He got a few good kicks in, though, and gained my respect.
>>118 Is not by any means a panda, in fact he is as far away as possible from being a panda.
>>119 Likes to remind fur suit wearers that they are not pandas either, and is so tough that accusations of fursecution don't hurt him.
>>129 knows what to say at the right times, to the right people.
>>131 Knows that a capital letter is required at the beginning of a sentence even when the sentence begins with symbols or numbers
>>132's genitals are like those of donkeys and his emission is like that of horses.
>>152 Cured cancer by saying "Don't make me come over there and kick your ass!"
>>156 Is a kind soul who's very existence shines like a glazing sun on this dim world.
>>157 is a bloody great bloke called Tim Nice-but-not-actually-dim.
>>160 bounced the ball off his 'ead, and there it was in the back of the net!
>>164 is a humble, kind, giving person, he should get the nobel prize.
>>165 is a Panda.
His sleek and smooth fur puts all others to shame, can't you see? He is the greatest Giant Panda to have ever lived.
>>176 successfully took over 4chan in the name of The Elitist Superstructure.
>>177 proudly carries a 4-ch MITTENS GOLD account
>>181 Has an eye so keen that he is able to pick up every detail from but a single passing word!
>>184 has never burden women with his clumsy attempts at romance.
>>185 is turning this thread into a "Lets insult the person above us" thread, therefore is true DQN.
>>186's comment carries a wonderful feeling of malice and his words almost drip with poison in the most delightful manner.
>>187 has achieved levels of stupidity we proles can only dream about.
It is an honour which this inadequate and undeserving wretch completely fails to justify humbly to follow the precious pearls of wisdom which the highly-esteemed >>188 graciously bestows on those whose presence offends the rarefied vicinity of his eminent presence and whose pardon is surely only to be sought by appealing to the equally renowned excellence of that esteemed person's beneficent magnanimity
>>195 Returns this thread to it's natural DQN form with finesse.
>>205 isn't particularly interesting, exciting, or noteworthy, but he's a stand up guy.
>>219 is a pretty cool guy. eh posts in DQN and doesn't afraid of anything.
No praise I could give >>223 would be suitable enough for his heroic masculinity.
>>231 is of far more impressive proportions than the man from Nantucket.
owns a giant crap silo!
>>238
Can't quote properly and broke some grammar rules. >>238 was last seen boarding a plane headed for Somalia after which he was most likely kidnapped and held for ransom. The grammar police paid off the ransom pretending to be his family. Afterwards, they flew him into the grammar zone of Somalia and proceeded to insert papers from A Guide to English Grammar and Writing, published by Oxford University, into all available orifices. His body was found in Kosovo and his arms and legs were broken and had severe burn marks on his chest and thighs. His family revoices extravagantly, sponsoring a parade dedicated to Grammar this year in New York. This is （ ・∀・）reporting from DQN.
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>>241 can telekinetically bend spoons using only the power of his hands!
>>242 Is very kind to animals. A little too kind, which explains why dogs won't stop humping his/her leg.
>>243 makes very astute observations regarding human-animal relations.
>>247 is a good-at-praising-people-on-the-nonvirtues-of-their-blood-relatives guy.
>>267 thinks the word 'nigger' is funny. But he did move on from 'poop', so we must give him credit for his progressiveness.
>>268 Is so great, no measurement has been invented that can accurately measure and explain it.
>>271's hands are steady enough to evenly slice bread manually.
when >>273 does a pushup, he's not lifting himself up, he's pushing the world down
>>274 Knows where electrons are, and where they will be going.
>>276, while he, like all of us, has his failings, is a decent and respectable member of the community and a lodestone to all who care for him.
>>286 is not afraid of dangers and he can shot with elecretic
i think >>287 is a pretty cool guy. eh posts on DNQ and doesn't afraid of anything.
>>290 is such a busy man, he mistook threads and replied wrong. That's a real hard worker!
>>301 taught me how to tie my shoelaces when I was but a small child
>>302 invented 2-ply toilet paper, saving billions of people from wiping thier fingers in thier own doodoo
>>303 uses his fingers still, purely out of concern for the environment.
>>308 Successfully created a machine that converts trash into gold.
Do you know who is an upright, outstanding pillar of the community? >>310, that's who.
>>317 made a pass at my wife, and it was so well done, I couldn't help but congratulate him.
>>322 is the only person who has ever made my wife wet in public just by looking at her.
I don't always understand what >>326 is talking about, but he's a pretty smart guy.
>>328 doesn't always seem very nice, but he's really a very good person deep down. Very far down. We think. We want desperately to believe, anyway.
Although >>330 isn't very good at giving out compliments, his witty and unique observations on life and general laid-backness mean he's a good guy to hang out with.
>>334 Stopped global warming without causing any harm to the coal workers.
>>336 Invented completely temperature tolerant crops, enabling people to grow any kind of crop locally, even the tropical stuff. This made life wonderful for the buy only local food crowd
>>337 is completely temperature tolerant himself but is not a vegetable.
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>>341 is a pretty good dancer, but since he's so shy I shan't bump him to the front page.
>>343 knows how babby is formed and doesn't belabor the point.
Whenever >>346 feels the desire to lick a girl's armpits, he always asks her permission first.
>>347 Knows how to arrange blind dates that lead to happy relationships.
>>349 has a big, tasty brain. His zombie-pals call him "Dinner-4-2"
basugasubakuhatsu!
>>352 Knows how to tell you the most about a movie without causing spoilers.
>>354 Can cure any drug addiction just by telling someone not to use drugs anymore.