>>0 causes all females within 30ft of him to have mind-boggling multiple orgasms simply by moving his pinky in a certain way.
>>317 made a pass at my wife, and it was so well done, I couldn't help but congratulate him.
>>322 is the only person who has ever made my wife wet in public just by looking at her.
I don't always understand what >>326 is talking about, but he's a pretty smart guy.
>>328 doesn't always seem very nice, but he's really a very good person deep down. Very far down. We think. We want desperately to believe, anyway.
Although >>330 isn't very good at giving out compliments, his witty and unique observations on life and general laid-backness mean he's a good guy to hang out with.
>>334 Stopped global warming without causing any harm to the coal workers.
>>336 Invented completely temperature tolerant crops, enabling people to grow any kind of crop locally, even the tropical stuff. This made life wonderful for the buy only local food crowd
>>337 is completely temperature tolerant himself but is not a vegetable.
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>>341 is a pretty good dancer, but since he's so shy I shan't bump him to the front page.
>>343 knows how babby is formed and doesn't belabor the point.
Whenever >>346 feels the desire to lick a girl's armpits, he always asks her permission first.
>>347 Knows how to arrange blind dates that lead to happy relationships.
>>349 has a big, tasty brain. His zombie-pals call him "Dinner-4-2"
basugasubakuhatsu!
>>352 Knows how to tell you the most about a movie without causing spoilers.
>>354 Can cure any drug addiction just by telling someone not to use drugs anymore.