>>11 used to not be a panda, but repented his evil ways
This thread sucks.
>>20 is a VIP panda
>>24 oats shit and sloths
>>25
what kind of stupid thing to say is that, fucking panda
>>28 (Ailuropoda melanoleuca, "black-and-white cat-foot"; Chinese: 大熊貓, Hanyu Pinyin: Dàxióngmāo) is a mammal classified in the bear family, Ursidae, native to central-western and southwestern China.[1] It is easily recognized by its large, distinctive black patches around the eyes, over the ears, and across its round body. Though belonging to the order Carnivora, >>28 has a diet which is 99% bamboo. >>28 may eat other foods such as honey, eggs, fish and yams.
>>31 has a fetish for panda ankles and publishes a biannual magazine on the subject.
>>32 sends letters to the editor complaining about the lack of shaved panda ankles.
>>33's night ain't complete without panda meat in the seat
>>34 Was once a normal human with a panda fursona, up until that one strange night.
>>39 practices pandarasty
>>40 is the rare red panda, seen for the first time in this thread.
>>41 looked up red panda on urbandictionary.com, and now refuses to eat
>>42 was reading 'Red Pearl', but thought it said 'Red Panda' because he is a dyslexic panda.
>>46 giggles in delight whenever someone in the insult thread is called a panda.
>>47 sneers with disdain whenever someone in the insult thread is called a panda.
>>48 transforms from a human to a Panda when someone calls him a panda. If that panda is called a human, it becomes human again.
>>49 transforms from a Panda to an angry Panda when someone calls him a Panda.
In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire >>53, who is a Panda and works for Bamboo.
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>>57 has Popeye's speech impedimenk. Which is odd, because pandas normally do not speak.
>>58
china lover
>>59 is restricted to a small area where the particular species of bamboo that makes up his entire diet grows.
>>60 goes all over the world, and packs a case full of the particular species of bamboo that makes up his entire diet with him when he leaves home.
>>62 does that instead, just to stand out from the crowd.
>>63 had two babies, and was forced to decide which one would live. Wisely, she chose the stronger of the two.
>>64 had two babies, and ate them because bamboo got dull.
>>65 Watched, and helped with the dishes afterwards.
>>67 is a Sexy Panda that poses in Playcub magazine and is known for the world's largest bamboo insertion ever.
>>68 is a Panda who believes in the eventual symbiosis between the various Panda communities around the globe
>>69 thinks the whole world is that one area in China where the right kind of bamboo grows.
>>70 Lacks an understanding of introduced species, and their ability to thrive in far away countries with similar climates, but with a lack of natural enemies.
>>72 tries to get Ranma to marry a girl he doesn't really like.
And when they opened the crate, >>73 was dead. TRUE STORY!
>>74 is a Panda that found a hole made for him at Pandamigara.
>>75 Is a Panda that became a Pandamorph because of its sexual fascination with humans.
>>76 is not a Panda, but desires greatly to become one someday.
>>77 Is not a Panda, but a Polar Bear with some black paint.
What's black and white and red all over?
>>83 after eating his bamboo with ketchup.
>>85 is a fucking pandaphobe, and should not be posting in this thread.
>>87 is to be euthanized after going on a bamboo-fueled rampage.
>>89 Is a panda in a Tanuki suit and is pressing down plus B.
>>93 is a panda whom is not suprised this thread has lasted this long.
Im looking for a bian dang box, it musnt be fen hong se (thats chinese for pink) or any womanly color. It must be of 2 or more jian ge (thats chinese for 2 compartment) and must be xiao (small). And must be huan huan (cute). Also It must be about 10-20 dollarz. And the seller must post pics of it first (i wanted to make shure it was huan huan [cute]). And it would have been nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have had any capitalist depictions, or been made out of animal products. It must be made of wood, or something like that. Also it would have be nice if it was made in china. and not in japan or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a bian dang box similar to the one im describing in panda-bay, but it was 1 jian ge, and i didnt want my zhu (bamboo) to touch my other bamboo (it can get warm and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more huan huan).
>>105 hopes someday to be a hypertext panda, but has not passed quality control yet.
>>107 got the highest mark in the Panda test in the history of Panda Academy
>>108 reprogrammed the Panda test so it was possible to save the bamboo.
>>112 can't afford a car and just rides a panda around.
>>114 can't afford a fursuit and just bodypaints around.
>>116 didn't manage to refer to the previous poster. Mind you, typing with paws isn't easy
>>117 pick fights with amateur boxers so he can get black rings around his eyes like a panda.
>>118 picks fights with eight-year-old girls so he can get black rings around his eyes like a panda.
>>119
Wears glasses and works in a coal mine to get black rings around his eyes like a Panda.
>>120 doesn't need to carry out any such tricks, because he is already a Panda
>>122 pudding.
>>130 Is a Panda with a 63 MHZ Pentium computer, the greatest accomplishment of 1993.
>>132 Is a grizzly bear, but appears to be a Panda, due to the ancient computer monitor he is displayed on.
>>133 Stole a guitar from the nearby "Democratic People's Guitar Works" but discovered that guitars were never designed to be played by panda paws.
>>135 is a panda who doesn't know when to discard an overused unfunny catchphrase.
>>137 doesn't know that the bitches are, in fact, pandas just like he is.
>>138 doesn't know how much he doesn't know.
Also, he's a panda.
>>140 has to be a panda because he doesn't breed well in captivity.
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>>144 Where's a panda's robes, but hasn't yet resolved the great matter.
>>149 confused this thread with "ITT We insult the poster above us", a characteristcally panda-ish mistake
>>153 is a panda with a fetish for latex and bamboo butt plugs
>>155 Has no left paw. It was amputated by the Chinese government in a campaign to silence writings about ideals not supported by The Party.
>>156 made a movie for SciFi of a panda killing teenagers at a rural lakeside camp. Given how ferocious pandas are, some of the kids died of old age.
>>160 is a panda that doesn't know how to preview tinyurl links.
>>161 is a panda who trusts links on anonymous message boards.
>>165 eat some fucking bamboo you communist bastard. Freedom is coming for you and it does not forgive.
>>166 is gonna poop the bombs out of you, in a bamboo forest
>>167 is holding up a sign that says "Don't look at me, I'm just a panda."
>>168 only has pseudo thumbs, and so cannot hold a sign without dropping it.
>>169 Prefers to shave his fur in special ways in order to form writings. However, since Pandas are illiterate, it looks like a dog and a cat fighting.
>>170 suffers from malnutrition, because bamboo suffers from inadequate nutritional value. And that's why his children were born retarded
>>172 constantly stuffs his fat panda face with Kellogg's Bamboo Puffs.
>>173 continues to perpetuate unhealthy body-images through ridicule. For Pandas.
I think >>174 is a pretty cool panda.
eh eats bamboo and doesn't afraid of anything.
>>175 is being voiced by Jack Black in Dreamwork's latest film.
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>>189 is black and white and read all over. Because he's a panda with a popular line of romance novels.
>>191 Lives in a monochromatic world.
Don't ask me how, but that makes him a panda.
>>192 is suspiciously unable to give details about his claims. Therefore he must be a panda.
>>197 thought too hard and had to take some bamboospirin to calm his panda headache.
>>199 is accusing of nonpandaness, so protective of panda status, showing him to be a panda.
200get.
>>202 has bad grammatical skills and therefore must be a panda.
