ITT the previous poster is a panda (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 23:41

>>0 is a panda

101 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5101 18:01

>>100 is writing a pandapedia.

102 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5101 18:19

>>101 is a pa-pa-panda!

103 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5101 18:25

>>102 is Stuttering Bob the Panda

104 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5101 18:41

>>103 is a Fiat Panda.

105 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5101 20:45

>>104 is an Hypertext Panda

106 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5102 18:19

>>105 hopes someday to be a hypertext panda, but has not passed quality control yet.

107 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5102 21:57

>>106

Tried being a panda, but failed the panda test.

108 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5102 22:21

>>107 got the highest mark in the Panda test in the history of Panda Academy

109 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5102 22:35

>>108 reprogrammed the Panda test so it was possible to save the bamboo.

110 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5102 23:17

>>109 Ate some bad bamboo, and couldn't figure out what do do about stomach pain, since >>109 has a panda brain.

111 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5102 23:39

>>110 is a pandaphile.

112 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 00:30

>>111 drives a car with pandamatic shift.

113 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 00:46

>>112 can't afford a car and just rides a panda around.

114 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 20:29

>>113 can't afford a panda and just fursuits around.

115 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 21:20

>>114 can't afford a fursuit and just bodypaints around.

116 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 21:21

>>114 doesn't need a fursuit

117 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 22:11

>>116 didn't manage to refer to the previous poster. Mind you, typing with paws isn't easy

118 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 23:03

>>117 pick fights with amateur boxers so he can get black rings around his eyes like a panda.

119 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 23:52

>>118 picks fights with eight-year-old girls so he can get black rings around his eyes like a panda.

120 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 00:03

>>119
Wears glasses and works in a coal mine to get black rings around his eyes like a Panda.

121 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 02:51

>>120 doesn't need to carry out any such tricks, because he is already a Panda

122 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 04:35

>>121 is bread

123 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 05:00

>>122 pudding.

124 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 14:06

>>123 is a big fat hairy neckbearded panda

125 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 22:02

>>124 Is a thin balding panda on chemotherapy.

126 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5105 01:13

>>125 is Genma Saotome.

127 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5105 14:35

>>126 is the mildly scary kodiak panda

128 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5105 20:46

>>127 is a very rare polar panda

129 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5105 21:19

>>128 is a PANDA.

130 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5105 21:27

>>129 is a panda with an apple ][

131 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5105 21:53

>>130 Is a Panda with a 63 MHZ Pentium computer, the greatest accomplishment of 1993.

132 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5105 21:57

>>131 Is a Sun Ultra SPARC II Panda

133 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5105 22:04

>>132 Is a grizzly bear, but appears to be a Panda, due to the ancient computer monitor he is displayed on.

134 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 00:11

>>133 Stole a guitar from the nearby "Democratic People's Guitar Works" but discovered that guitars were never designed to be played by panda paws.

135 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 00:24

Jesus Christ! >>134 is a panda, get in the car!

136 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 02:08

>>135 is a panda who doesn't know when to discard an overused unfunny catchphrase.

137 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 02:42

>>136 is a Panda who doesn't know he's a Panda.

138 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 11:30

>>137 doesn't know that the bitches are, in fact, pandas just like he is.

139 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 12:54

>>138 doesn't know how much he doesn't know.

Also, he's a panda.

140 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5106 23:11

>>139 Had a lunch box filled with premium bamboo, until the school bully threatened to beat up >>139

141 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5107 08:39

>>140 has to be a panda because he doesn't breed well in captivity.

142 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5109 22:41

(´^ิω＾ิ)

143 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5110 20:35

>>142 isn't a panda.

>>141 is http://patrickcrosley.com/?q=node/657

144 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5110 21:53

>>143 Doesn't breed due to the accident at the sawmill, not that it matters, since no female is attracted to >>143 anyway.

145 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5111 21:03

>>144 Where's a panda's robes, but hasn't yet resolved the great matter.

146 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5111 22:30

>>145 is a silly panda, confusing "wear" for "where"

147 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5112 04:12

>>146 is a Grammarian Panda.

148 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5112 14:10

>>147 is an ad naP.

149 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5112 17:47

>>148 does anal DP

150 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5113 16:46

>>149 confused this thread with "ITT We insult the poster above us", a characteristcally panda-ish mistake

151 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5115 06:30

>>150 is the Great God Panda.

152 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5115 13:06

>>151
Is a common panda.

153 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5115 18:08

>>152 is the mighty tyrannopanda rex.

154 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5115 20:27

>>153 is a panda with a fetish for latex and bamboo butt plugs

155 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5116 00:37

>>154 typed that with his left paw

156 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5116 01:04

>>155 Has no left paw. It was amputated by the Chinese government in a campaign to silence writings about ideals not supported by The Party.

157 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5118 00:10

>>156 made a movie for SciFi of a panda killing teenagers at a rural lakeside camp. Given how ferocious pandas are, some of the kids died of old age.

158 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5118 01:51

>>157 gave the movie four stars, just for the panda.

159 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5118 13:08

>>158 is http://tinyurl.com/2pawav

160 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5118 13:20

>>159 is a panda trapped deep in the no click zone.

161 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5118 13:48

>>160 is a panda that doesn't know how to preview tinyurl links.

162 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5118 14:01

>>161 is a panda who trusts links on anonymous message boards.

163 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5121 01:50

>>162 is a Pax Panda.

164 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5121 03:38

>>163 is a panda who likes Latinate words.

165 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5121 03:39

>>164 is a panda who plays laxative pranks.

166 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5121 04:04

>>165 eat some fucking bamboo you communist bastard. Freedom is coming for you and it does not forgive.

167 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5121 12:39

>>166 is gonna poop the bombs out of you, in a bamboo forest

168 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5121 19:30

>>167 is holding up a sign that says "Don't look at me, I'm just a panda."

169 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5121 20:02

>>168 only has pseudo thumbs, and so cannot hold a sign without dropping it.

170 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5126 18:46

>>169 Prefers to shave his fur in special ways in order to form writings. However, since Pandas are illiterate, it looks like a dog and a cat fighting.

171 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5132 07:51

>>170 suffers from malnutrition, because bamboo suffers from inadequate nutritional value. And that's why his children were born retarded

172 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5139 01:22

>>171 likes to add pananda slices to his rice krispies.

173 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5139 01:37

>>172 constantly stuffs his fat panda face with Kellogg's Bamboo Puffs.

174 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5139 02:49

>>173 continues to perpetuate unhealthy body-images through ridicule. For Pandas.

175 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5255 17:24

I think >>174 is a pretty cool panda.
eh eats bamboo and doesn't afraid of anything.

176 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5278 18:44

>>175 is being voiced by Jack Black in Dreamwork's latest film.

177 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5278 19:58

>>176 Is black and white.

178 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5278 21:53

>>177 is black and off-white and therefor an inferior panda

179 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5281 11:06

>>178 is of mixed panda decent

180 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5281 18:01

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　（　・∀・）　＜ My name is Squeeks and >>179 is a panda.
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181 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5282 10:37

>>180 is a panda looking for toilet paper

182 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5282 20:47

>>181
Is a double panda.

183 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5283 02:08

>>182 is a triple word score panda.

184 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5283 06:09

>>183 is half-man 3/4th-panda.

185 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5283 08:23

>>184 is the pandapple.

186 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5286 11:51

>>186 can't quote right because he's a panda

187 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5286 15:06

>>186
Is a post-op panda.

188 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5286 16:35

>>187 got so damned fat that he's a pandapotamus.

189 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5286 22:25

>>188 is a Panda.

190 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5286 22:53

>>189 is black and white and read all over. Because he's a panda with a popular line of romance novels.

191 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5290 13:50

>>190 Cant see in color. Therefore is a Panda.

192 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5290 14:29

>>191 Lives in a monochromatic world.
Don't ask me how, but that makes him a panda.

193 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5290 16:43

>>192 is suspiciously unable to give details about his claims. Therefore he must be a panda.

194 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5290 19:19

>>193 is very inquisitive. Therefore he is a Panda.

195 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5290 19:20

>>193
Questions other people therefore he must be Panda-Kira!

196 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5290 20:56

>>194 is not a panda because >>195 didn't say he was!

but I guess you must be a panda to know if >>194 is a panda or not, so >>195 must be a panda.

197 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5291 13:13

According to >>196's logic, I must be a panda and therefore I can confirm that >>196 is a panda.

198 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5291 14:55

>>197 thought too hard and had to take some bamboospirin to calm his panda headache.

199 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5292 12:18

>>198's habit of making up headaches proves she is a panda

Also, >>194 should leave this thread immediately, now we know he is not a panda

200 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5292 13:14

>>199 is accusing of nonpandaness, so protective of panda status, showing him to be a panda.
200get.

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