ITT the previous poster is a panda (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 23:41

>>0 is a panda

601 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6221 03:41

>>600 wants to be an alpha male panda, but a true alpha male panda would have seized the 600get.

602 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6226 01:00

>>601 Unionized all the pandas in his zoo and created a labor strike. All pandas will hide from view until >>601's demands are met.

603 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6252 14:14

>>602 consumes prodigious amounts of bamboo that could have been used to produce offbeat furniture.

604 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6252 20:37

>>603 eats the offbeat furniture.

605 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6253 12:27

>>604 sits in the offbeat furniture, in the hopes that it will cause people to suspect he is a person in a panda costume. It doesn't fool anyone.

606 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 13:45

>>605 is a toffelskater panda.

607 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6259 09:31

>>606 Is a panda that tried saltwater taffy.

608 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6259 09:53

>>607 wears ivory-handled revolvers, in honor of George S. Pandan.

609 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6259 10:21

>>608 meant to write bamboo-handled revolvers.

610 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6260 01:27

>>609 Meant to write AK-47

611 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6270 01:15

>>610 is tied with the Dinos and Saskatchewan Huskies for first place in Canada West.

612 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6270 02:39

>>611 is Fatpanda.

613 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6270 05:07

>>612 is creating an army of Fatpanda clones.

614 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6270 05:31

>>613
Is secretly an anorexic panda.

615 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6270 17:45

>>614 is a panda, and isn't secretive about it at all.

616 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6318 02:48

>>615 just rolled down a hill and got his nice white coat all muddied up.

617 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6318 18:56

A man in China got executed for killing >>616. Because he was a panda.

618 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6321 14:56

A man in China died because he pissed off >>166 and then >>166 ripped him apart with his bamboo harvesting claws.

619 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6321 16:33

>>618 mauled a man who just wanted to hug him. Unfortunately, >>618 isn't the hugging type of panda at all.

620 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6321 23:11

>>619 was forever alone and died. the panda became a little closer to extinction.

621 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6322 00:31

>>620 was last seen inviting people to punch him on the streets of Brooklyn.

http://blogs.wsj.com/metropolis/2010/11/19/a-brooklyn-panda-made-for-punching/

622 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6355 19:12

>>621 is responsible for the Asus Bamboo.

623 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6357 02:19

>>622 ate the Asus Bamboo. Because he is a panda.

624 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6357 10:59

JUST >>623 KNOW WHY
WHY >>623 AND I

625 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6358 00:55

>>624 Bit into the Beijing Birds Nest Stadium because he thought it looked like bamboo. He is now in the Pandentist's office getting his teeth fixed.

626 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6359 02:52

>>625 is such a fucking goddamn panda holy shit

627 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6359 03:25

>>626 is a cursing panda

628 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6359 23:21

>>627 is an obvious panda.

629 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6360 00:24

>>628 Is a copying panda that decided to do what other pandas did... Dye his fur to be less obvious as a panda.

630 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6360 02:35

>>629 tried dying his fur to be a less obvious panda, but couldn't fool anyone because he still ordered bamboo with extra sauce

631 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6360 03:00

>>630 interrogated >>629. For roughly an hour. Because he is an angry panda.

632 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6360 16:41

>>631 is shocked by >>630's lack of better disguise. Because he is a panda himself.

633 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6361 13:07

>>632 Stole a wolf costume from a fur festival, and wore it. Too bad Wolves don't eat bamboo.

634 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6363 01:03

>>633 was unaware of that because he is a panda, not a furry.

635 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6364 00:49

>>634 is a sour, bitter panda.

636 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6364 00:56

>>635 is a flavorful panda.

637 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6364 14:56

>>636 Crossed the border between China and Corea, and was served with a side of Kimchi.

638 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6364 23:01

>>637 pandas about like he owns the damn place. Which he does. Because he is a panda.

639 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6365 10:12

>>638 is a wise panda.

640 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6374 18:45

>>639 ZDVvnl/nzdhjukfzdk;

641 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6374 19:16

>>640 tried to spell "panda" but he can't because he is a panda.

642 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6378 18:55

>>641 was last seen terrorizing civilians on the streets of Cairo.

643 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6379 09:12

>>642 is lonely and weights 120 kg.

644 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6380 02:38

>>643's real name is Saotome Genma, but when you throw a bucket of water on him, you see that he is a panda.

645 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6380 02:44

>>644 mauled some fucker for getting into his cage and trying to hug him during his bamboo munching time.

646 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6387 19:11

>>645 only buys things that are made in China in order to economically support his panda family living there.

647 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6387 20:33

>>646 wears too much makeup.

648 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6401 18:09

>>647 doesn't hibernate.

649 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6416 19:58

>>648 is called a bear but is actually more closely related to the raccoon

650 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6419 23:06

>>649 is a Panda

651 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6420 15:20

Some argue that >>650 is not a panda, but they don't have any proof nor a scientific degree.

652 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6437 03:57

>>651 fucked another panda and thence stopped being a panda because a panda doesn't breed

653 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6437 07:34

>>652 is a topic-betraying panda.

654 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6437 12:48

>>653 is a pedantic panda.

655 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6438 22:00

>>654 Is a Panda that doesn't realize that he is with other Pandas. He ate a piece of bamboo with a magic mushroom growing on it. That changed his sense of color, and now black and white are pink and yellow.

656 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6438 23:43

>>655 is in awe of the majesty and beauty of the universe, making him a pantheist panda.

657 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6445 02:05

>>656 knows some pretty big words, making him a smart panda.

658 Name: ∠､( l ‿ l ),､ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6520 13:23

>>657 is a cosmic panda, like the new user interface on youtube!

659 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6521 02:37

>>658 is a viral marketing panda.

660 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6521 18:59

>>659 is a categorising panda.

661 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6539 01:10

>>660 Had her cub taken away by zoo workers because humans can raise a cub more reliably than a Panda can.

662 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6539 03:47

>>661 is a nerd.

663 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6539 16:58

>>662 Is a geek

664 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6540 04:57

>>663 Is adorable.

665 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6540 05:19

>>664 greets new people looking for hentai

666 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6540 07:42

>>665 is reeking of booze.

667 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6540 09:26

>>666 is Satan.

668 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6540 20:15

God is meabnessless and omniscient.

669 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6541 15:00

>>668 is the default costume for entertainers in Roller Coaster Tycoon

670 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6541 17:44

>>669 is >>247, and a Panda.

671 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6541 20:04

>>670 does not understand that two humans who say similar things are not neccisarily the same person. From this we can conclude that >>670 is either a panda or an autist.

672 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6541 20:06

>>671 is a pedantic panda.

673 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6541 20:08

#include <stdpanda.h>

674 Name: ∠､( l _ l ),､ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6541 22:57

>>673 is a spinda.

675 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6543 04:32

>>674 is a spinster panda.

676 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6556 16:35

>>675 wants to show you his pokeymans, because he thinks this will keep you from noticing that he is a panda.

677 Name: ∠､( l _ l ),､ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6558 09:45

>>676 is pandawa.

678 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6558 13:30

>>677 is a primordial proto-panda living on the Earth's single continent, Pandagea.

679 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6575 11:59

>>678 is a panda with an encyclopedic knowledge of zoology.

680 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6575 18:48

>>679 is a lovely green panda with blue shades and sunglasses at night.

681 Name: ∠､( l _ l ),､ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6575 19:11

>>680 is a honest to god panda.

682 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6576 08:37

>>681 is a conniving, shady, agnostic panda.

683 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6577 14:40

>>682 is a panda who once performed on Top Of The Pops, only miming however.

684 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6577 15:43

>>683 is a panda capable of making his own TV remotes from pure bamboo.

685 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6597 17:54

>>684 is a very resourceful panda.

686 Name: ∠､( l ‿ l ),､ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6597 21:57

>>685 is an imaginary panda, which is the square root of a negative panda.

687 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6597 23:04

>>686 is not negative at all--he's the most positive panda you'll ever meet.

688 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6599 15:20

>>687 is a hardcore panda.

689 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6599 17:47

>>688 is the original Type-00 panda prototype, on which all other pandas are based.

690 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6600 23:28

>>689 is the panda who, after going back in time, built the Type-OO panda prototype on which he was based, thereby creating a massive time loop.

691 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6601 12:48

>>690 is a leninist panda.

692 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6601 14:43

>>691 is an apolitical panda.

693 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6601 17:39

>>692 is perhaps a dead panda and that makes me cry.

694 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6601 17:45

>>693 is a depressed panda who ponders his own mortality.

695 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6601 20:01

>>694 is a clueless panda.

696 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6602 00:52

>>695 is a clued-in panda.

697 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6602 03:53

>>696 is a further clued-in panda.

698 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6602 12:43

>>697 is a hot-glued panda.

699 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6602 13:42

>>698 is a bolted panda.

700 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6602 15:05

>>699 is a panda who tells riveting stories to younger pandas.

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