Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to >>769-san's house a while ago; you know, >>769-san?
Well anyways there was an insane amount of bamboo there, and I could barely open the door.
Then, I looked in his fridge, in the kitchen, and it had bamboo in it.
Oh, the stupidity. That idiot.
You, don't put bamboo in the fridge just because it's edible, fool.
It's only bamboo, I bet it doesn't even go off for crying out loud.
There're even black eyeshadow in his bedroom. Eyeshadow, for blackening the area around your eyes, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, I'm gonna be a panda." God I can't bear to watch.
You, I'll give you some kind of virtual reality if you just stop embarrassing yourself.
Being a panda shouldn't be a desirable thing.
That meaningless lifestyle, where a panda in a bamboo forest spends its entire life doing nothing,
the terminally sedate mentality, that's why pandas are an endangered species.
People who think they're "cute" should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to leave, and then >>769-san goes "Mreeeh, mreeeeh, I'm a panda."
Who in the world do you think you're fooling, you moron?
I want to ask him, "Do you REALLY think pandas make noises like that?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to pretend to be another species for attention?
Coming from a panda impersonator veteran such as myself, the best way of dealing with them is this, punching them in the face.
That's right, punching them in the face. This is the most time efficient solution.
Punching them in the face means they might reconsider their way of life. But on the other hand the police may get involved.
This is the key.
And then, they'll give up trying to be a panda. This is best for everyone.
However, if you aren't careful then there is a danger that you'll just give them a victim complex; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>771, can just fuck right off if you were about to accuse me of being a panda.