ITT the previous poster is a panda (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5050 23:41

>>0 is a panda

837 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7230 22:30

>>836 is the only animal from China that westerners think about.

838 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7230 22:52

>>837-man, is a manly panda, man.

839 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7231 00:15

>>838 is a cute girly panda.

840 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7231 00:17

>>839 isn't a panda.

>>839 is THE panda.

841 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 11:22

>>840 have been killed in a drunken fist fight in his last life―his dead face resembling a panda!―thus he was reborn as one.

842 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 20:52

>>841 is that panda over there. No, no, the one next to the fat one!

843 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 22:00

>>842 likes bamboo stalks, thus >>842 is a panda.

844 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 12:21

To believe such flimsy logic, >>843 must be a panda.

845 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 22:05

>>844 is a panda, because his mom is a panda.

846 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 22:29

>>845 tries to fool us by wearing a panda suit, leading us to believe a human is within it. But there is no human, as >>845 is a panda.

847 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 23:29

>>846 shaved itself to pass off as a fat human. And it worked.

848 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7245 13:01

>>847 isn't not a panda.

849 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7245 14:41

>>848 once proudly declared "Ich bin ein panda!"

850 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7245 15:14

>>849 is listed in the Yellow Pages under "Panda"

851 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7245 16:07

852 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7414 20:48

>>851 Keeps people from entering exhentai.org without a password

853 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7415 01:03

>>852 is a pagan panda.

854 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7415 08:17

>>853 ate my Wacom Bamboo tablet and complained about bitter taste.

855 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7415 11:17

856 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7592 23:34

>>855 is the subject of this song.

857 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7593 09:58

>>856
I-is this an espeon? Is it a cat-panda? You're a cat-panda!

858 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7593 22:51

>>857 is a second order nonlinear panda.

859 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7594 20:25

>>858 was a panda, and might be a panda again in the future.

860 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7594 21:22

>>859 is, figuratively speaking, a panda.

861 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7594 23:23

>>860 is the subject to this other song .

862 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7594 23:33

Jeez, >>861! Would you stop being such a panda?

863 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7596 03:33

Yeah! >>862 is ten times the panda you'll ever be with that attitude, >>861!

864 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7596 12:21

>>863 is a rainbows-vomiting panda.

865 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7596 20:06

>>864 isn't not an un-panda on Opposite Day.

867 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7615 12:42

>>866 doesn't realise just how much of a panda he is.

868 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7615 22:53

>>867 is not merely a panda but a panda-mic.

869 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7615 23:23

>>868 is either a man dreaming of being a panda or a panda dreaming of being a man.

870 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7621 10:29

>>869
Eats, shoots and leaves.

871 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7621 16:21

>>870 floats like a panda and stings like a panda.

872 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7622 10:31

>>871 tried to falsify not being a panda.

873 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7622 17:47

>>872 is a were-panda, cursed to assume the form of a panda-like creature every full moon.

874 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7622 22:30

>>873 is a silly panda who likes to think it's cute when he sticks bamboo shoots in his ears, but really everyone is tired of his shit. Every day it gets harder to force themselves to laugh.

875 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7623 05:19

>>874 has a 3 cm penis.

876 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7623 16:08

あらあら、>>875さんはパンダですわ!

877 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7627 09:29

>>876 is a dreamer and a pandarer.

878 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7630 12:26

>>877 is a Machiavellian panda.

879 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7630 17:43

>>878 is the panda who started this thread, and is amazed that it's still stumbling along like a panda.

880 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7633 17:19

>>879 is a panda amongst men.

881 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7638 13:42

>>880, you chew bamboo, you're a panda. Simple as this.

882 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7638 15:53

>>881 is a masked vigilante panda.

883 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7638 20:11

>>882 is a panjandrum among pandas.

884 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7638 20:11

>>882 is Piyoko.

885 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7638 20:19

>>883 is Genma Saotome. >>884 is Taotao.

886 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7639 21:39

>>885 looks, talks and behaves suspiciously much like a panda.

887 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7639 23:18

>>886 Is a panda. No strings attached.

888 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7641 13:34

>>887 is a thin, stringy panda.

889 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7641 15:05

>>888 is the 8th son of the 8th son of the 8th son of a wizard. He is, therefore, a panda.

890 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7641 16:32

">>889 has no nose!"

"How does he smell?"

"Like a panda!"

891 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7641 23:23

The sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick, but >>890 is a panda so it doesn't matter to him.

892 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7641 23:29

>>891 has a degree in being a panda.

893 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7642 08:47

>>892 dropped out of university to pursue his dream of panda-ness.

894 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7642 09:26

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Ceci n'est pas un panda

895 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7642 22:47

>>894 stepped into the squared circle to wrestle for the title of panda. >>894 won.

896 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7642 23:12

The scientific consensus is that >>895 is a panda.

897 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7642 23:16

Four out of five dentists agree that >>896 is a panda.

898 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7642 23:19

>>897 is quite clearly a panda; you can tell by the shape of the antennae and the patterning on the hindwings.

899 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7643 00:05

That fifth dentist that >>897 consulted first said >>898 was a Siamese cat. Then he wiped his eyeglasses and agreed that >>898 is a panda.

900 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7643 00:20

>>899 is a post on the internet. It was written by a panda.

901 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7643 01:58

>>900 is a panda who was too busy eating bamboo to seize the 900GET.

902 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7643 03:46

>>901 is a sexy panda who enjoys cuddling, eating bamboo, and long walks along the riverbank.

903 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7643 14:10

>>902 is a panda at heart.

904 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7861 17:25

If >>903 was human, he would be called a herbivore man.

905 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7861 21:34

Can you believe how much of a panda >>904 is? It's outrageous!

906 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7861 21:58

Takes a panda to know a panda, >>905!!

907 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7861 22:08

A little bird tells me that >>906 is a panda.

908 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7862 20:46

A large panda told me he was >>907.

909 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7862 20:49

>>908 is, both literally and figuratively, a panda.

910 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8013 21:02

No one doubts that >>909 is a panda

911 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8013 23:00

>>910 annoyed a lot of Warcraft dorks by his inclusion in WoW.

912 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8014 16:45

>>911 is pretty cool, for a panda.

913 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8014 17:54

>>912 is warm enough for a panda

914 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8014 18:10

>>913 is topologically equivalent to a panda.

915 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8014 18:27

>>914 Has the correct ratio of black fur to white fur to be a Panda.

916 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8014 18:29

>>915 is posting in the right thread to be a panda.

917 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8267 10:11

>>916 is a cute loli panda.

918 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8269 17:39

>>917 is a masculine bara panda.

919 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8269 17:41

>>918 is a screaming yellow panda.

920 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8270 08:57

>>919 is a panda

921 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8270 09:26

.adnap a si 029<<

922 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8270 23:16

>>921 is jealous of my dubs

923 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8271 10:22

For his outstanding contributions to the international panda community, >>922 was awarded the coveted title of Honorary Panda.

924 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8271 10:58

>>921 and >>923 are two panda buddies.

925 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8271 12:19

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926 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8271 13:41

>>925 is a panda that must die

927 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8271 14:45

>>926 is a panda, if you know what I mean!

928 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8279 02:48

>>927 Looks like a giant skunk without a tail. >>927 also smells like one because he can only bathe in polluted water.

929 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8279 07:25

>>928 does panda activities

930 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8279 07:59

>>929 has panda proclivities

931 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8279 14:53

>>930 can't handle spicy food, because he's a 猫舌熊猫.

932 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8280 11:23

>>923 I don't get it, all I see is a panda..

933 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8280 12:25

>>932 is a big fuzzy cuddly panda.

934 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8281 00:35

>>933 Is Amand the Panda.

935 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8281 00:36

>>934 is the panda commander.

936 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8283 00:48

>>935 Was in Megaman X8, but because PS2 Megaman games didn't play like PSX and SNES Megaman X games, not many people know about >>935

937 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8283 09:40

>>936 was legally named panda by his parents.

938 Name: (´д`;) : 1993-09-8284 01:09

>>937 supports himself off a video that went viral someone took of him sneezing ... i'm so envious ...

939 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8284 10:21

>>938 appears in the brains of people with Wilson's disease.
http://www.neurology.org/content/61/7/969/F2.expansion.html

940 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8284 20:02

And when Nixon opened the crate, >>939 was dead. TRUE STORY.

941 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8284 20:58

> > 9 4 0   i s   a   p a n d a .

942 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8286 19:23

I had a decorative bamboo plant inside my house, but >>941 broke in and ate it.

943 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8286 19:43

>>942 is a p&a.

944 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8286 20:20

>>943 enjoys checking my panda dubs

945 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8287 06:31

>>944 is a panda who still enjoy 4chan's memes

946 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8287 11:18

>>945 is a catgirl panda. Or maybe a pandagirl cat.

947 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8294 16:29

>>946 Was born in a zoo in the USA. That means >>946 is an ABC.

948 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8294 16:41

>>947 is the sexiest panda I've ever laid eyes on.

949 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8294 23:15

>>948 still won't fuck >>947, since he is unable to "perform"

950 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8295 09:51

In the greater scheme of things, >>949 is nothing but a panda.

951 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8296 16:51

Despite all his rage, >>950 is still a panda in a cage.

952 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8296 17:00

Despite all his tears, >>951 is still a panda chugging beers.

953 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8296 17:35

Aeons come and go, stars live and die, but >>952 will forever be a panda.

954 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8300 13:51

Pandas came and went

955 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8300 18:44

>>953 and >>954, being pandas, were among them

956 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8300 18:59

>>955 often lies awake at night wondering if maybe, deep down, he might be a panda.

957 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8301 04:39

>>956 is just doing things pandas do, panda things.

958 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8301 04:41

>>957 is all about being a panda

959 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8301 22:22

Im looking for a panda, it cant be akai (thats japanese for red) or any Ailuridae color. It has to be of 2 or more iro (thats japanese for 2 colours) and has be be kyodai (giant) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be between >>957 and >>959. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching bamboo holder (WITH bamboo). OH! and it CANNOT have any libido, or be making baby pandas. It has to be celibate, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a panda similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 iro, and i dont want my kuro (black parts) to cover the whole surface (it can get lost in the dark and i would not like that, plus 2 colours looks more kawaii)

960 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8304 09:15

>>959 is a panda with a lot to say

961 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8304 10:21

>>960 sexually identifies as a panda.

962 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8330 17:06

>>961 is embarrassed about being a panda, so >>961 identifies in trans-species.

963 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8330 17:51

>>962 is a worthless stinking flearidden piece of shit panda.

964 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8330 18:37

>>963 is just a normal panda.

965 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8330 18:57

>>964 is a left-handed panda that picks its nose.

966 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8331 07:34

Under the IUPAC nomenclature, the official name of >>965 is "a panda".

967 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8382 16:43

>>966 Loves Beijing Tienanmen.

968 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8382 18:25

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969 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8384 04:20

Please disregard >>968, he is a panda who likes unnecessarily bloated encodings.

970 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8384 08:40

>>969 is a lobster. Wait, no panda! I meant panda! I'm always getting those two mixed up.

971 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8384 13:50

>>970 eats, shoots and leaves.

972 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8384 16:08

Like, oh my god, >>971 is literally a panda! Can you believe it?

973 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8386 08:06

>>972 The one who says "panda" is the panda! Paaaandaaa!

974 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8386 17:18

>>973 is a free range panda.

975 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8387 01:04

>>974 needs a cookie to see the panda.

976 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8387 02:24

>>975 doesn't mind being a panda one bit.

977 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8387 06:29

>>976 looks like a panda, he walks like a panda, but he can't speak because he is a panda

978 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8387 08:50

>>977
Is purportedly the gatekeeper for a large amount of free lolicon porn, but no one has ever gotten past him to find out.

979 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8387 12:23

>>978 was a panda in the past and will be a panda in the future.

980 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8388 20:22

>>979
Has 50% chance of being a black panda with white spots and another 50% chance of being a white panda with black spots.

981 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8388 22:04

>>980 is black, white and Asian.

982 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8389 12:31

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983 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8389 15:44

>>982 is looking for his panDAD

984 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8390 19:00

>>983 is constantly malnourished because they only eat the worst part of the bamboo, making procreating difficult and most pregnancies are self-terminated due to stress, a mistake of nature and evolution that has all this effort and money go into keeping them alive because tbey're "cute" and a symbol of a nation.

985 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8390 20:23

>>984 is a self hating panda.

986 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8394 09:01

>>985 is the mother of all pandas.

987 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8414 15:54

Roses are red
Violets are blue
The previous poster
Belongs in a zoo

988 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8414 19:02

"I am a panda!"
     -- >>987, 1993-09-8414

989 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8417 11:21

>>988
AOL keyword: panda

990 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8418 01:30

>>989 avoids the topic of pandas as if he had something to hide.

Something like his panda heritage!

991 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8418 10:56

>>990 doesn't beat around the bush! Unless it's a bamboo bush, in which case he beats around it trying to find the tastiest part.

992 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8420 16:55

>>991 is not a member of an endangered species!

993 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8421 14:33

Hear ye, hear ye! >>992 is a panda!

994 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8422 19:17

>>993 is a panda. I know that's no big deal, heck, we all are. But for >>993, it goes beyond that.

995 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8422 21:41

>>996
No I'm not! >>994 is the panda here, not me!

996 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8422 21:43

>>995 is an insecure panda.

997 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8422 21:52

>>996 wants to show the world what a panda is truly capable of.

998 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8422 22:19

>>997 is scheduled to eat bamboo for the next 2 hours

999 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8422 22:21

>>998 is not actually a panda at all.


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