ITT we solve the question above us [Part 4] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5065 07:25

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1176341310/999

Yes, using link trickery.

Does this mean we will be able to connect each and every "ITT we solve the question above us" thread into an infinite daisy chain?

950 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 18:22

>>949
N/A and N/A. (Really, what were you expecting?)

>>951
Do you own any real life mittens? If so, what are they like?

951 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 22:24

>>950
Unfortunately I don't. I would like some cute mittens but I'm too asocial to go out and buy some. I do, however, own a fine pair of oven mitts. Sometimes I close my eyes and pretend they're nice, fuzzy mittens.

>>952
What unusual talents do you have?

952 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6764 01:54

>>951 I can play this by squeezing my ears http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_6j2A630_Q

>>953 If I've based my life around the Katamari games, what else might I enjoy?

953 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6764 05:51

>>952
Perhaps other things quirky and Japanese? Such as maybe Juicy Panic music videos, or films by Hajime Ishimine, or little-known Japanese DS games like "Contact". I dunno, I guess it depends which part of the Katamariverse that most appeals to you, and what kind of media you're looking for. Sorry I couldn't give better recommendations.

>>954
What's your favorite alcoholic drink?

954 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6764 11:19

>>953
It's champagne!

Unless it's a bulk process champagne which is cheap and widely available (and therefore very popular in this country). I really hate this swill branded as "Sovetskoye Shampanskoye", "Rossiyskoye Shampanskoye". I also had quite a laugh when I discovered "Chateau Tamagne" sparkling wine. How should I put it... "French MY ASS", I guess?

But I'm missing the point here. I prefer brut!

>>955
How long will Putin rule this country? Will he retire after next 12 years?

955 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 12:26

>>954
I don't know.

>>956
When was the last time you were in hospital and what was it for?

956 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 16:21

>>955 Hmmm I think it was to get a tooth taken out under general anaesthetic, maybeee 6 years ago?

>>957 Who's your favourite artist?

957 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 16:23

>>955
Sep. 6763, 1995. MRI of my spine to see if this tumor is operable at all.

>>957
Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?

958 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 16:48

>>956
Probably either René Magritte or Vincent Van Gogh.

>>957
Relax, Thomas Becket has been dead for 823 years now.

>>959
When was the last time you played with lego?

959 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 19:05

>>958 the year was 1996. I was 12 years old.

>>960 What is your favorite DQN thread that is in the top 40?

960 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 21:48

>>959
<a href="http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1297791000/">[Quantum theory] ITT we send the next poster to a parallel universe and they tell us about it [go]</a>. There are some fascinating concepts explored there!

>>961
What would your ideal home look like? Also, where would it be located?

961 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6766 03:31

>>960
It would be very small and simple, maybe just 1 bed, 1 bath, living room and small kitchen. It would be right outside Portland, Oregon.

>>962
How could I have used shraistish in the CAPTCHA thread?

962 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6766 12:17

You could've pretended that you misspelled german "Schreibtisch" (http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schreibtisch) and proceed talking about it.

What's you online weakness?

963 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 12:42

>>962
I'm fond of using a name on an anonymous forum. Not saying which one, but there are pictures on it. It's not exactly a weakness, but I know that it upsets some people to the point where they've tried to find my personal information and photographs on a number of occasions.

>>964
What's the point of ``doxing"?

964 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 13:44

>>963
Are you asking me what doxing means, or why do people do it? I'll assume the latter. Some people just can't take it easy on the Internet, I guess.

>>965
Who do you think >>963 is? I think its' "him".

965 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 14:32

>>964
I think it's "him" too, though perhaps making him feel important like this is a terrible idea. To be honest I feel sorry for him--of course I object to trolling, particularly when it's the lowest common denominator of trolling and very obnoxious, but nobody deserves to be stalked or bullied. Nobody!

>>966
What do you think of "cyberbullying"?

966 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 14:52

>>965
I'm against all types of bullying.

>>967
Did grumpy jii-san die?

967 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 16:33

>>966
Yes, and he cursed your name with his dying breath.

>>968
Is the milf captcha trying to tell me something?

968 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 17:06

>>967
I think that you know that it is. Don't be koy.

>>969
Why haven't I done that thing yet, the one I've been meaning to do for weeks now?

969 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 17:47

>>968
Because you'll "do it tomorrow."

>>970
What is the secret to happiness?

970 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6767 18:18

A blooming sakura. Or a bunch of new shiny gadgets. What suits you the best.

What is Buddha?

971 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 18:27

>>970
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddha_(disambiguation)

>>972
What is your favourite three digit number?

972 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 20:14

>>971
No, you're not. Stop trying to infer nonexistent hidden meanings from my post format. It's 502, if you must know.

>>973
What would a religion based on DQN be like?

973 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 20:37

>>972
The best I can think of is "don't think, feel", too bad that meme is awfully stale now. Founding a religion requires divine mandate, and I'm sure that has nothing to do with a low-traffic textboard.

>>974
What do you like the most in Japanese culture?

974 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 20:44

>>973
Politesse.

>>975
Are you psyched? I'm psyched!

975 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 20:54

>>974
Hell yes I'm psyched!

>>976
Are you psyched like >>974 and myself?!

976 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 21:54

>>975
Meh...

>>977
What can I do to motivate myself?

977 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 03:37

>>976 Watch GMTV in the 90s

>>978 What do you do when you get a cold?

978 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 11:03

>>977, I sneeze a lot.

>>979, I think this batch of egg roll filling needs more bean sprouts. Do you concur?

979 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 11:26

>>978
Absolutely.

>>920
What was >>972 talking about?

980 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 11:40

>>979
I assume that he implied that he was poking fun at the posting format of this thread and that he interpreted the post above him as someone who first guessed his favourite three digit number and afterwards asked him what it actually was.

>>981
Do you tan easily?

981 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 15:07

>>980
In theory I do, but in practice I'm too rarely exposed to direct sunlight.

>>982
Now that library.nu no longer provides pirated eBook downloads, where can I go to feed my addiction?

982 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 16:49

>>981
To be honest, I just use Google. I plug in the title and the words "ebook" and "torrent". Many false positives, but they have led to interesting discoveries, such as "Outies" by Pournelle's daughter!

>>983
Should the time I took typing the above lead to this post being >>983 (as it did with my Becket question abover), how best may I expiate my shame?

983 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 17:57

>>982 You are fine my friend.

>>984 White chocolate, milk chocolate, or dark chocolate? Which is best out of those three?

984 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 18:35

>>983
Dark chocolate.

>>985
Why do I love cats so damn much?

985 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 18:53

>>984
Because you are not an idiot.

>>986
What is the best pre-1900 era in which to have lived, in your opinion, and why?

986 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 18:58

>>985
Athens around 480 BC, provided you're an affluent male citizen. You get to troll philosophers with meaningless questions, while slaves do all the tedious work of day-to-day life for you!

>>987
Which space trading simulator is superior, Oolite or Vega Strike?

987 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6769 11:34

>>986
I never got into Oolite. Vega Strike was very addictive though. Shame it seems to be dead. Star Control II/The Ur-Quan Masters is fun too, go play it.

>>988
What is the best thing in the world (besides mittens)?

988 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6769 13:28

>>987
Best is subjective, but for me I'd say the best thing in the world is music. (Also I agree Star Control II is very fun!)

>>989
Whose birthdays do you remember, if any?

989 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6769 13:38

>>988
I am terrible with birthdays. I even forget my own birthday. I remember going to the dentist as a child and when they asked me my birth date, I cried because I couldn't remember. I haven't improved either. Just a few years ago I ordered some alcohol from an alcohol delivery service (really convenient, more places should do this) and the scary-looking delivery man asked for my ID. Of course I was old enough, so I wasn't worried. But then he asked for my date of birth to check it with me. I panicked and got the day and month backwards (I mentally see dates as numbers, e.g. 1993-09-6769). Needless to say, I ended up spending that night sober.
So to answer your question: nobody's.

>>990
What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?

990 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6769 14:04

>>989 One time I got drunk and took a girl home and had sex with her, and I was quite proud of my performance, but in the morning I woke up and wet the bed while she was next to me.

>>991 When was the last time you went swimming?

991 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6769 17:05

>>990
A few weeks ago. It was a fancy place owned by a hotel with a jacuzzi, a steam room, two saunas and a plunge pool. It was quite nice.

>>992
Roughly, how many threads have you started in your time as a member of the Elitist Superstructure?

992 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6769 17:49

>>991
Less than ten.

>>993
How long have you been a member of the Elitist Superstructure?

993 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6769 17:57

>>992
I think I was enrolled some time around the 6500th of September.

>>994
How beady are your eyes?

994 Name: ( E-E) : 1993-09-6769 18:38

Very beady indeed, >>993.

>>994, do you think we'll have a memorable ending to this thread?

995 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6769 18:53

>>994 It will be pleasant, but probably not memorable.

>>996 On a scale of 1 to 10, how sexual are you?

996 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6769 19:34

>>995
Probably about 4.5

>>997
Is writing poetry a particularly pretentious thing to do?

997 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6769 20:46

>>996
No, but appreciating it can be.

>>998
Is getting >>999 a particularly pretentious thing to do?

998 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6769 20:59

No, I'm just posting here because it's the last chance to post in this thread. It doesn't matter whenever it's >>998 or >>999.

How does getting >>999 feel like?

999 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6769 21:06

>>998
It's pretty nice.

>>1000
Has this thread been closed? Can I post in this thread any longer?

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