>>1 is unoriginal, compensating for this by creating yet another follow-up part for a popular thread in hopes that it will also become popular.
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>>5 can't be bothered to even use words in his post, probably because he fucks goats.
>>7 finds it necessary to over-emphasize his weak excuses for insults in order to get people to notice them.
>>16 didn't have enough money to pay daddycool for access to a secret area of VIP QUALITY. ;)
>>17 couldn't find the daddycool AA.
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>>18 didn't visit http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/
>>22 was denied a refund, only an exchange for an item of equal or lesser quality.
>>27 went on Jerry Springer to find out if he was the father.
>>28 went on Maury Povich to find out that he was not the Blanco father of his Negro baby.
>>34 gets repeatedly kicked in the balls by the Cheech Wizard.
>>37 should stop climbing around in my apple tree goddammit
>>38 doesn't really have an apple tree, and is merely a delusional bum who escaped from the asylum.
>>40 is like a Chinese made product. He should be recalled because he's unsafe for children.
>>43 knows the shed will support 100 people but can't count past 40.
>>44 I TUCKED YOU ASLEEP ON THE OTHER END OF TIME AND YOU STILL WANT TO SLEEP THE DAY BY
>>52 has yet to master the art of witty repartee. OH! OWNED!!!!
>>54 is a gracious host, but his meatloaf often can turn out somewhat dry.
I feel I have to take an extra drink of water to swallow gracefully.
It pains me to share this criticism, but I hope you can use it to better complement your already more than sufficient life skills.
>>68 is stuck back in the late 90's when SNL Jeopardy jokes still held humor.
>>81 is what happens when your shotgun doesn't kill them, just leaves them permanently brain-damaged.
>>85 has a constant diet of bamboo which makes his feces stringy and pungent.
>>89 is ridiculously ineffective in his self-proclaimed security role
>>90's moustache is laughable, but we lie and complement him on it's fullness just to further his personal embarrassment.
>>97 is deluded enough to think he's an admiral when he shouts All hands on the deck yet all he owns is a canoe.
>>98 can only dream of going out in a canoe, living in the middle of the desert.
>>99 was disappointed to hear that his new canoe will not "go" in sand
>>101 is horribly ignorant of how frightening and devastating sand pandas are. Kage Kara Mamoru should enlighten you.
>>107 was the one posting FIREPANCE GIBBLSIG etc. all over the boards earlier in the year, amusing no one but himself.
>>108 places Gibblsigils all over the place in a vain attempt to summon Firepancies.
>>113's nametag was stolen from him a few minutes after he was born and his parents were too lazy to ask for another one to be made. Then they forgot the name, and couldn't be bothered to make up another as a replacement.
His friends call him Mike, but he knows he is living a lie.
>>126 was invited to speak at a prestigious American university.
>>127 Ran from the podium after the university president insulted him.
>>132 thinks insinuating in bad English that somebody is a tire is a good insult.
>>136 exclusively uses normal-type pokemon in his trainer battles. I mean, come on, guy; How naive are you?
>>141's opinion is distasteful to me, so therefore he is a child.
>>148 put his foot under a stall, then resigned amidst scandal.
>>156 herded cows for a living until shot by the greatgreatgrandfather of a man who currently exploits questionable casinos
>>159 has never read a harry potter book but instead watches the movies
>>161 bought this shirt in both colors:
http://chbox.jp/shop/2007-03t.html
>>177 should know that nine out of ten people prefer spiked death-traps over his boring monologue.
>>180 lives in a fantasy world of an Internet composed entirely of entertaining and original content.
>>181 is himself 'original content' thanks to fetal alcohol syndrome.
>>183 wouldn't know what "original design" was if it fapped in his face.
>>184 has used the word "fapped" so often that it's lost all meaning.
>>186 did misspell flapped, but is too shy to say anything about it.
>>194
Doesnt speak, instead, uses a keyboard attached to his wheelchair to type, and has a robotic voice talk for him.
>>195 is obviously doing nothing with his life, therefore his criticism of anyone is not valid.
>>196 obviously doesn't believe in free speech, therefore he is a communist. By extension, he is also Chinese and thus has no sense of humor.
>>197 is obviously a japanese, was ordered to spy on the Chinese during the war but was captured beaten and raped because he thought it would be funny to write "DICK" on Mao's head.