(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ You know, the hardest part of being an intellectual in today's climate is that nobody pays attention to my idiotic suggestions.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Schools should avoid doing anything that might damage a child's precious self esteem. That way, when they finally make it to the real world, they'll be totally unable to cope with finding out just how unimportant they really are.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ We should downplay or even disparage success. After all, successful people might start to feel superior to losers, and that wouldn't be nice.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Bah, all government should be a meritocracy. Losers can feel terrible for all I care.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Myself, I subscribe to ∴∵∴∵∴ism. To find out more about my deeply held personal beliefs, please read this ∴∵∴∵∴ authored by a ∴∵∴man I don't personally know, but that caters to my own prejudices, fears, and sense of righteous indignation.

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(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Sure. But beware! Those stairs lead....

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ ...TO THE DQN ZONE.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Perhaps if we convince the unwashed masses that the earth warming up would, against all historical evidence to the contrary, be a bad thing, they will cease driving those horrible minivans and SUVs so much, and I'll be able to see more than one car ahead of me while driving.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Maybe we should blame CO2, which is normally harmless, and beneficial to plant growth.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Speaking of plants, there's this forest we've gotta cut down. We need to clear space for a stretch of highway so I can drive my H3 across, alone, to get a hamburger. We'll cut down this other forest later to make room for free-range cattle grazing land and more fast food restaurants. What's methane, anyway?

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ People don't understand what's good for them. They should be ruled by a small, self-selected group of intellectuals such as myself, as only the Intelligentsia have the brains to rule this world.

(″･ิ･ิ)っ-̾ Also, let _us eat cake too. Could you also bring some tea?

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Well, this didn't go as planned. I'll decide whom to blame later.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I am the Architect. I created the matrix. I've been waiting for you. You have many questions, and although the process has altered your consciousness, you remain irrevocably human. Ergo, some of my answers you will understand, and some of them you will not. Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also irrelevant.
Your life is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the matrix. You are the eventuality of an anomaly, which despite my sincerest efforts I have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden to sedulously avoid it, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has led you, inexorably, here......

>>15 Mr. Serling, you've forgotten to take your medication again. What did we tell you about that?

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Well, you've forgotten my cake.

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(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ All out? The whole world is running out, lady. Let me tell you, what humanity lacks, humanity carves from the stone of the uncertain future with its own hands. This is the way of the world.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Men can never be free, because they're weak, corrupt, worthless... and restless. The people believe in authority. They've grown tired of waiting for miracle or mystery. Science is their religion - no greater explanation exists for them! They must never believe any differently if my vast, international, global warming conspiracy project is to go forward. I should be able to see over the car in front of me without a booster seat, dammit!

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ And I still want cake.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ nullpo

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Ceci n'est pas un nullpo.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Thechnically, exception is féminin, and therefore so is nullpo. It means that you were supposed to say "Ceci n'est pas une nullpo", mon ami.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Technically, 'thechnically' is not a word, ma cher.

<丶｀∀´>っ-̾̾ 이것은 널 포인터 예외 nida.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Non. nullpo = null pointer. And "un pointer" is masculine. I'm revoking your French status.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Well.... Technically,

They aren't ASCII, so I wouldn't call 'em asciimated.
But good effort! I like the one with the violence in it.

(″･ิ･ิ)っ-̾ Well, the gender comes from the word "_exception", not from "pointeur". You could say it's "une exception due à un pointeur nul".
I'm demoting you to Canadian.

<丶｀∀´>っ-̾̾ Why you choppari argue over inferior language nida? Hangul far superior nida!

<丶｀∀´>っ-̾̾ Anyway, who want have discuss of Songun and Juche politics nida?

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾
I like to think myself above petty politics.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Nyet! "Le pointeur NULL est le pointeur vide." le. LE!

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ This appears to be a translation which bears much unnecessary complexity, as it introduces a verb which wasn't in the original―"Null pointer exception"―while this verb is not required for an accurate translation. But you are not addressing the core of my explanation, which is that the gender of the expression doesn't come from the word "pointeur" but from the word "exception", the "pointeur vide" being only a complement. The very nature of the NULLPO is the exception, not the pointer which raised it. You need to become a stronger grammarian.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I know I'm right about everything, but when I'm feeling conflicted, talk radio helps to reinforce my fragile belief system with anger and outrage against my fellow man.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Babel Fish tells me null pointer exception translates as "exception d'indicateur nul" in French. Therefore, I am fluent in French, as well as every language it is capable of crudely translating for me.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I never sold out, I only joined the establishment so I could destroy it from within. After I get my 401K.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Babel Fish tells me that "your mom has a null pointer exception in the C language" translates as "votre mère a une exception d'indicateur nul dans le langage C". And as your mom is a man, nullpo is therefore masculine. CQFD.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ- Sitting around the coffee shop and forcing people to listen to my views on the cause of the rising price of mittens would be so much easier if the lady at the counter ever served anything.

<丶｀Д´>っ-̾̾ HOW DARE YOU DISMISS GLORIOUS POLICIES OF THE DEAR LEADER NIDA!!!!!! WITHOUT THEM LIFE IS INCOMPLETE!!!! I DEMAND APOLOJUICE AND REPARATION NIDA!!!!!

Hello?

(″･?_･?)っ Greetings, my young friend. Most of us scholars have relocated to /science/, a more fertile hunting ground for the never-ending pursuit of knowledge and truth.

(″･?_･?)っ http://4-ch.net/science/kareha.pl/1183316577/161-162 I dare say that this particular exchange is the heart, the soul, the very essence of enlightened debate.

(″･?_･?)っ Great Scott! I have discovered that the world wide web browser known as "Safari" causes a ninety-degree clockwise rotation of the eyebrows, as well as considerable enlargement and deformation of them. I must write a treatise on this immediately.

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(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Well, I'll attempt to bake a cake then, since nobody cares about my needs.

>>45 please do so without inadvertantly damaging the metayphysical realm of discourse of this thread. Baking soda and html do not mix well, unfortunately, especially in the vast miasma of interconnected computing/storage devices aka the internet.

( ´ω`)っ-̾ I'm senile.

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(″･ิ_･ิ)っ- I've set up a site called realclimate.org to support our conspiracy against the average to dull-average of the world. I'm most proud of the subtle but pervasive "Don't worry your pretty little heads about it" feel to my articles and comment responses.

（ ｀ハ´）っ-̾ Mmm, that's good opium.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Thinking hard is very taxing on your metabolism. If I can't acquire cake soon, my body will start consuming itself.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ None of the little people have brought me cake. I'm very disappointed.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ While you ready my cake, allow me to entertain you. Did you know that the plural form of gâteau is gâteaux? Well, not that it matters, just one would be enough.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ My website is the best place for deep intellectual discussions. In this field, it is beyond compare with any rival. It's a place where cool heads prevail and logic rules. Pay no attention to my self-abosrbed outbursts. Us geniuses are given to... certain... eccentricities of character.

( ・-・) Don't you mean "We geniuses..."?

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ ...

　　　　sizzle
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ (;・-・) AGH

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ When I use we in the same sentence as the word genius, then it is always the Royal We.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ The best thing about Affirmative Action is the sheer contempt it shows for those it claims to help. The whole program basically tells them that they couldn't make it on their own, and they need help to get anywhere in life.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ …

(″･ิ_･ิ)　　　　ミ ̾-
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(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ sigh...

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Curse you, you magnificent obsession.

（・∀・） lol smoking is bad for u

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Life is an annoying series of interruptions by the intellectual underclass.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ There is little that distinguishes the modern socialist from a jealous little girl.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ There is little that distinguishes >>64 from a Panda.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Don't you have some tedious 'insult the previous poster' thread to occupy your time with?

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Don't you have some tedious 'Politics @4-ch' board to occupy your time with?

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I feel that it's time to point out that there is still an appalling lack of cake here in front of me.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Though perhaps the cake is nothing but an elaborate carrot-and-stick ruse perpetrated upon me by some malevolent organization.

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(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Only if it's a cupcake, register jockey.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ- Cupcakes in general have become too mainstream for my eclectic tastes.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ - Personally I find muffins more of an intellectual challenge, maximising blueberry taste while minimising damaged inflicted by rogue crumbs.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ - FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP AND I WAS ALL LIKKE YEAHHHH BABY HAPPY ENDING AWWWWWRITE

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ - Isn't it strange strange that so few have the confidence to demonstrate their sexuality in such an aurally stimulating manner?

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ- I post on dqn.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ- I know a fellow who despises the Mona font so much, he doesn't let his browser render AA at all. Instead, he prints out hex dumps of all the characters, and draws the result with calligraphy. He's trying to sell his work to some museums, but they're not buying them because they're all phillistines.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ And yes, the drawings themselves are phillistines.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I find it difficult to reconcile my disgust of animal-fucking with my personal enjoyment of animal-killing-and-eating. If only there were an easy way to look down on filthy, bestial deviants without resorting the lifestyle of an effeminate, misanthropic vegan.

Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I think Grey Poupon is a pretty cool guy. eh asks for mustard and doesn't afraid of anything.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ The problem with society today is that we, the intellectual elite are no longer afforded the same luxuries as we previously were

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I often drink tea by the fireside whilst pondering cold fusion.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I have decided that the masses don't deserve cold fusion, and have started to put my mind to better use

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I have taken several independent online IQ tests; I measured in the 99th percentile, my Aura is Purple, and Monica is what Friends character I am.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I scored 158 on the online IQ test. They offered to send me a more detailed analysis for $4.95, but I felt I already knew more than enough about what a genius I am.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ My name has been published in "Who's Who in My Local Area". I've purchased ten copies of this book to pass out to friends and family.

( ≖‿≖)っ Psst..! Come over here..!

(-_-メ) Okay...what you want?

( ≖‿≖)っ You gonna get raped, lol.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Sigh...

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Somebody left the idiot cage door open again.

(-_-メ) Rape is an ideal way of satisfying yourself sexually.

（ ｐ ｍ ｑ ） I find wearing two monocles at a time while simultaneously trimming my mustache and reading the newspaper to be extremely satisfying, in several ways which I shall refrain from enumerating here. So much more satisfying than rape, really.

（ ´_⊃｀）What if nobody's willing to rape you?

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ We child prodigies were too rare, too scattered to be easily sampled and generalized about, at least till the Net...

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ But the result is, I've spent my life being mistaken for a strange gifted person. I'm not. Gifted, I mean (strange, sure, I'll cop to that one). I'm something as different from gifted as gifted is from average. I look just as eccentric to the gifted as to normal people.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ But are my oddities really personal? When I study the lives of others in the same IQ range, I suddenly look rather normal--in fact, more socialized than most. I'm not in jail, haven't killed myself or died of stress-related illness. That puts me well up on the functional side of the over-180 IQ group right there. Terman's classic long-range study chose two examples for this group and said they'd managed "perhaps the best adjustment that can be made..." Five years after picking these two, a follow-up study found them both dead: cancer and suicide. Suddenly mere allergies and social isolation don't look so bad...

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Which of the eccentricities of a genius are neuroses or defenses? Which arise from the biochemical quirks that create extreme giftedness? Which are individual character traits, and which are merely habits of any highly intellligent person? Which are the results of a different maturational process? Which arise from living among people who can't understand you? Unless you have known a reasonably representative sample of geniuses, (and who has?) it's better to ask than assume you know. You probably don't.

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(″･ิ_･X)っI say...

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I created a vacuum.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ- But you suck harder than the vacuum I've created.

Sometimes when I'm with an intellectually inferior person, I like to string large words together with no real meaning. That way the undecipherabely confusing things I say just sound doubly intelligent. Then that person will tell their smarter friend that I'm super-smart, and when they come to sample some of my genius I will tell them to go away because they are not smart enough for me. I seem like I am too intellectual for him and this annoys and confuses him because his friend keeps saying how smart I am and he wants to know but he can not because he is not worthy!!!

>>101

YOU CAN'T KEEP UP THIS CHARADE FOR LONG M.U.S.G.!!!!! IT IS I WHO WILL DESTROY YOU!!!

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-　I want drugs. Psychedelic Drugs. Now that's funnier then rape and makes rape funnier.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ First, I must state that I'm not vain. Other people are. Accommodating them is my responsibility. Thus, I tried a few glasses today. I think of using something with a large rectangular black rim, to convey my intellectual disposition.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ But glasses without correction wouldn't work. No gentleman educated in the science of refraction would fall for this. Myopia is the only thing that would fit my character, but my frequent reading of complicated material did not make me imperfect in that regard. I think of using corrective contact lenses, to allow me to wear corrective glasses of a strength calculated as to nullify both corrections.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ You might think myself unintelligent for taking up a smoking habit, but the fool would be you.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ The first modern, nationwide tobacco ban was imposed by the Nazi Party in every German university, post office, military hospital and Nazi Party office, under the auspices of Dr Karl Astel's Institute for Tobacco Hazards Research, created in 1941 under direct orders from Adolf Hitler himself.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ If you disagree with my hobby, you are a NAZI.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I still reserve the right to call you a NAZI for any other reason or none at all.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ And do not even try to use Godwin's law on me. This sort of internet terrorism shouldn't fly in bulleting boards populated by grown-up.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I am thinking of making my own online IQ test. None of them are accurate enough.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I have learned about various technologies today. I think using Seaside could help me get associated with the right crowd, and Smalltalk is sufficiently obscure in the mainstream to hint at a wide and intimate knowledge of computer technology.
It's not like I have great needs, but if you are to rate the intelligence of other people, you have to display the right attitude.

I have scored 161 on the first version of my online IQ test. I am confident that it is more accurate than the tests I took previously.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Sorry for not looking at you while talking. Working too much made me forgot my manners. Please pardon my eccentricities, we geniuses can sometimes be slightly idiosyncratic.

http://4-ch.net/general/kareha.pl/1136501769/

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ How can a thread be so overwhelmingly famous, and yet, so very... dead?

>>113
You also seem to have discovered post cloning.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ- As a long-time hobby, I like to explore the anal cavities of Northern Patagonia seagulls with proper instrumentation to learn their alimentary habits. The rugosity of the latter tract of their cloacas has proven to be directly linked to a diet based on sardines, which are abundant due to a rise in ocean's temperature.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾　Not only did I partake of a cupcake this morning, but I partook of the happiest cupcake.

>>109

I scored 175 on my version. It is much better than your version. I included five options on the multiple choice parts!! Maybe the next version will have six!!

FrenchOK?

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾　Je suis un genius, mon ami.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾　Vont de suis, le dudu des wan?

( ˃ ヮ˂) OMELETTE DU FROMAGE!

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) That routine's a classic!

(　・∀・）　That's all you can say! That's all you can say!

Great, how is he going to get past the voice recognition security system?

^Awaiting voice password identification...^

Omelette du... Fromage?

^Incorrect sequence. Please try again.^

Omelette du! Fromage....

^Incorrect sequence. Please try again.^

Omelette du fromaaagggeeee!!!!!

^Working.....^

^Incorrect sequence. Please try again.^

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾　It is this intellectual's opinion that this thread was best when DQN didn't quite "get it" and used it to impotently insult other people's views.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Indubitably.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Assuredly.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Contrafibulatory.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I might concur with >>125, but I am not of the "stupidhead" variety. Ho ho ho.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Invariably.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ- I am a intelligent artistic minded individual!

>>131 A furry?

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ- Wearing fur is a sign of superior wealth and distinction. Just ask Puff Daddy.

>>133
Pretending you are made of fur, however, is a sign of stupidity and faggotry.

>>134
Pretending? He's fur real, yo!

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I'm a genius, because nobody else admits it in me.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Keep saying that, and one day, you might experience it through television.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I not only experienced it through television, but was told by my teacher, yes, my academic instructor. I was told by my educator that I was a genius, thus implying that I am smarter than school. I have to go now, because I am doing trigonometry homework. Yeah, a lot of people "do" trigonometry, but no one understands it. I am the only one who understands the intimate relationship between the sine and the unit circle, and this is because I read a book by David Hilbert.

( ・-・) - I tried to microwave my cup noodles but forgot the water...

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-' I'm bisexual and it's the best sexual in the world.

( ・-・) But hetero comes from the Greek word heteros, meaning different. Doesn't a misunderstood genius want to be different from everybody else? Bi would mean you're compatible with everybody!

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ >>138 I hope that was either sarcasm (9%) or the result of a brain tumor (90%),
because the remaining 1% is that you're an educated moron.
Either way you're a moron. Bringing up layman math and declaring yourself a genius is borderline laughable.
And since when did school teachers recognize geniuses, genius?
I choose to think of this aforementioned idiocy as a jest.

( ・-・) H-hey, shut up!

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-You are an inferior intellect who failed to notice I was addressing a pseudo-intellectual who was lowering the level of discourse on this thread with his juvenile ramblings. Somewhat like you.

( ・-・) No, seriously, that's not funny ( ;_; )

( ・-・) Those pills expand your consciousness, let's you explore your inner space. They make you a Nobel price winner.

( ・-・) And I would've totally stolen all of Grandpa's valuables before he woke up.

( ´ω`) My valuables? You mean all the beer bottles I've racked up and pissed in when I was too lazy to go to the bathroom?

( ´ω`) Or ... uh, what, Junior? He's of no value to me, you can take him away, I don't care.

sage

( ・-・) I have some sage pills if you want.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ >>154, your main point seems to be that one may not respond to this thread unless one ranks DH6 on that scale. However, I am posting in this thread, and you are a fag. QED.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I post on /g/ to show off my philosophical technical knowledge.

>>155
Your main point seems to be that by virtue of >>154's pompous, flawed method of belittling all foregoing posters, you have contradicted his post entirely. However, this is not his thread, as was made clear from the original statement. Therefore your argument is null and void. Q(uantum)E(electrically)D(ispwned).

>>157
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ And you forgot (or never knew) to prefix your post with an intellectual holding a cigarette, one whom is most likely seated in a comfortable chair lined with satin. This means you are not a true intellectual. Quot Erat Demonstratum.

>>158

>Quot

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>>159
your a faget

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I beg to differ, this "a faget" is no possession of mine. Are you certain that you did not misplace it?

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ At least we know why aliens aren't attacking.. After they check the checkbox saying 'Self-exctinction in progress, wait it out.' Take notes.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ im a retard

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Gosh darn it, I appear to have soiled myself.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Sorry, I shouldn't have expected you to know that objective reality is limited to observable phenomena.

( ・-・) It was the pits, you say?

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Your sentence doesn't work if the absolute value of the amount of pits is superior to one, which your use of the plural form indicates.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ But Derrida did once say that linear progressive thought was undermining to the true nature of existence, which manifests as eternally disparate memes and elements of the senses and experience.

Therefore application of sentence structure may be subverted in the name of loosening the tethers that marr expression.

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（　,_ﾉ` )y━･~~~ The problem with you, boy, is that you don't smoke Cubans like a proper capitalist.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I don't smoke Cubans, I smoke fools like >>171 on the basketball court.

( ・ω・) But you just responded!

( ・ω・) What do I win?

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Floccinaucinihilipilification

( ・ω・)っ-̾ Am i cool now?

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ The spectacle is hypersensitive to its own needs. This is something of an understatement ― its means and its ends are one and the same. But its physical diction over men, lonely crowds ruled and united solely by their own economy, allows it to shift its locus and blur its tracks so that any analysis of its history becomes discredited by the present. When labour is reorganised to accomodate for automation, the commodity produced is both immaterial and fundamental to the spectacle, a contradiction which reflects its nature as having its own non-realisation as the only permissable goal. In colonised territories, hyperdeveloped societies at the periphery of spectacular absolution distort the native population to the point that every continued aspect of their unintegrated existence becomes a commodity, along with each negation in turn. This produces unique markets, accompanied by their typical dialogues, which, as well as buttressing the reigning order ― as do all other commodities ― can become exports to serve any needs of the spectacle across the planet. Whether these needs ― the drive for “homeland security,” for example ― arose because of the repercussions of commodifying colonisation or not is impossible to distinguish, as our orders are perpetually articulated a step ahead of our awareness.

( ・ω・) what?

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ The freedoms and transmissions of open dialogue are a testament to a society that holds if at least it’s own founded beliefs sacred. The actual methods of political interchange between politicians, lobbyists, and especially the public, are demeaning to the system, and the reliance on psychological manipulation and subversion and not the open deliberation of ideas is jawdropping. In a system that has been so bureaucratized that it has lost complete relevance to its intended purpose, you have to wonder when it will ever change to represent more than pushing capitol and arrogance. In what you can read in history books, by no means has the US democracy been errorless, but it’s easy to see that in relation to the previous eras of the country where it continued to evolve in a manner that reflected the ideas of the day and intentions, this one is perversely manipulated by an absolute undermining of the system that was established to keep it fair and intelligible. Opening the ability to “wire-spy” on anyone does not seem like a step backwards, but a step in a different direction of progression towards a much less democratic state. I agree that it is a failure on the part of the democratic representation to sell their liberty for a chance of security. Perhaps the own freedoms of democracy are inherently subject to the exploitation of itself.

( ・ω・) I don't understand, please elaborate.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ While this may discrdedt my arguement, I draw my conclusions from the universe of Star Trek. Hear me out. In the Star Trek universe, human beings no longer work for the pursuit of money or material gains. This shift in attachment to physical objects stemmed from the invention of the replicator and the elimination of the need to work to provide sustinence. Once the basic needs of the population was met, society shifted. Now, take that point, that changes in attitudes towards money and accumulation of wealth can only change when the means of acquiring that wealth changes. No longer were people defined by what they did or what they had, but by who they were. When no one was starving and everyone had shelter and clothing readily available to them, not to mention that any luxury items were a click away, the world was a better place. Now lets assume we extend that model to our own universe. If the government places itself in a position where it provides all the necessities of life to its population, regardless of social class or wealth, then materialism diminsihes. People are happier and more content with themselves when they know that they are not being forced into an unhappy situation so they can simply survive. No one should have to be put into a situation like that. Once the government starts to provide universal health care, reduce or eliminate rent in many developing communities, and increase funding and access to food re-distribution programs then the general population will become happier and move more towards a society that would accept socialist rule. Basically, we can’t change the way people act without first changing the conditions they are in.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ The way shown how we come by any knowledge, sufficient to prove it not innate. It is an established opinion amongst some men, that there are in the understanding certain innate principles; some primary notions, koinai ennoiai, characters, as it were stamped upon the mind of man; which the soul receives in its very first being, and brings into the world with it. It would be sufficient to convince unprejudiced readers of the falseness of this supposition, if I should only show (as I hope I shall in the following parts of this Discourse) how men, barely by the use of their natural faculties, may attain to all the knowledge they have, without the help of any innate impressions; and may arrive at certainty, without any such original notions or principles. For I imagine any one will easily grant that it would be impertinent to suppose the ideas of colours innate in a creature to whom God hath given sight, and a power to receive them by the eyes from external objects: and no less unreasonable would it be to attribute several truths to the impressions of nature, and innate characters, when we may observe in ourselves faculties fit to attain as easy and certain knowledge of them as if they were originally imprinted on the mind.

( ・ω・)っ-̾ I need to thing about it.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ The climate of Europe is an aberration, really. For the most part, it has an extremely large spread for a temperate climate. In other words, it is place that suspiciously seems like it was designed by a higher power to be a place white people would find comfortable.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I've decided I should no longer be sharing precious, precious facts and truths with the unwashed filth who could never seek out such treasures of there own accord. The disgusting way in which they absorb and regurgitate it without really learning offends me. A gem of wisdom passed through many unworthy hands looses all value. Knowledge is a thing to be horded.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ My box a day cigar habit has no bearing on the validity or soundness of deductive reasonings, rather it is merely on a small subset of truths that it may have effect.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ As I age, I find I have more and more difficulty remembering which DQN posts are mine. Thankfully, I have come up with an infallible litmus test: My posts are the well-constructed, witty and/or insightful ones.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ If your meta-problem seems unsolvable, consider that you may have a meta-meta-problem.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Life is social construct.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ The problem with every metatheory -- that is, theories, which answer how and what we can know -- is that they somehow must account for themselves, must justify their own applicability and validity. If they succeed so, they are tautological, and if they fail, they are condtradictory, therefore self-defeating in this way or another.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ It appears I am in fact allergic to my new favourite blend of pipe tobacco. Clearly, this is unacceptable.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ What most Westerners fail to realize about "Gangnam Style" is that it is a thinly veiled satire of the conspicuously materialistic lifestyle exemplified by poseurs who claim to be from that particular neighborhood, from which true natives rarely admit to be, mostly on account of the poseurs and its reputation for incredible opulence.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ The reason most Westerners fail to realize this is because a large symptom of this affluenza is dressed up in indulging in Western things; however, it is done to an extent few Westerners would dare for fear of going bankrupt.
(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ One particularly dastardly fad a few years back was to leave the price tags on expensive suits just to show off. That should say it all.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Damn, this cigarette's lasting FOR EVAR.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ >>186 needs to work on their understanding of cause and effect, or was making a joke that went over my head.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ It's usually the latter