ITT the previous poster is responsible for global warming. (198)

1 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5139 01:26

>>0, you son of a bitch. YOU DOOMED US ALL!

149 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 17:06

>>148 Gets people to drive electric cars, and says nothing about how much CO2 is created from power plants, and the amount of losses caused by power transmission lines. Add to that the energy needed to produce bi rechargeable batteries, and that might be a big problem.

It doesn't help that >>148 acts like a South Park hybrid car owner.

150 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 18:03

>>149 is heavily misinformed. >>149 also farts a lot.

151 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7202 18:15

>>150 heats his patio for four hours every evening, regardless of temperature and whether he intends to sit outside (or indeed is even home) that day

152 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7203 22:25

>>151 has bought a Toyota Prius, acts all smug about it, but does everything else whatsoever counter-eco-green.

153 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7203 22:34

>>152 is Jeremy Clarkson.

(>>149, I wonder how you feel about nickel that is mined in Canada, then refined, then shipped to Japan or China for a battery assembly, which then might be shipped somewhere else for a battery pack assembly, which in turn travels to a manufacturer of fancy gadgets and then fancy gadgets go all around the world \ and most of these routes are far from being optimal.)

154 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7204 01:01

>>153 believes that there's a normal temperature, so a rise in temperature, which i'm pretty sure is of 'negative' cause, is a 'departure from the norm', eye 'global warming'. they're also stupid enough to believe that they can separate 'climate' from 'the earth', so they say that 'climate is ravaging the earth', and forget that 'climate' is a word that was 'made-up' to adapt the facts of our experience of motion within the continually transforming relational spatial plenum to thoughts and those to each other, so they talk about 'climate change', which is 'circular reasoning'. and of course they believe that the 'climate' dynamic can be separated from the 'human dynamic', so they talk about 'human-made global warming'.

i bet they also say stupid shit like 'rising temperatures are causing widespread melting of ice'. a 'rising temperature' is an observation; it has no 'power of causality'.

155 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7204 03:24

>>154 convinces politicians and SUV driving soccer moms that things that are named poorly don't exist!

156 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7204 03:28

>>155 sucks cocks on public stalls

157 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7204 03:37

>>156's body produces an inordinate amount of CO2 every day in a natural chemical reaction between 2Fe2O3 + 3C + taking things too seriously.

158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7204 11:25

>>157 talks about semantics of global warming and doesn't want to ride a bicycle and to reuse plastic bags.

159 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 02:46

>>158 Creates doubt. Having any doubt about how global warming works is absolutely unacceptable even if at one time we were all told that our activities would make the earth continuously get colder.

160 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7208 08:11

>>159 has heard that global warming might stop the Gulf Stream and cool Europe down, so he is trying hard to make this happen.

161 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7209 23:02

>>160 Enforces CO2 limits, but if you bribe him, he will ignore how much CO2 you produce.

162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7210 00:00

>>161 burns his trash.

163 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7210 00:36

>>162 believes that the present state of the world only depends on the immediate past, without being directly influenced, so to speak, by the recollection of a more distant past.

164 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7210 07:51

>>163 believes the human race has absolutely no influence on the climate, and therefore doesn't recycle.

165 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7210 14:14

>>164 claims that the Earth is still warming up after a Little Ice Age.

166 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7210 14:35

>>165 can't into geological time

167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7210 22:24

>>166 Is a hardcore Catholic who does anything he can to create ignorance about birth control and sexuality so people end up having more children than they should. More people equals more resources being used.

168 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7211 00:45

>>167 set bio-diesel crops on fire in protest over ineffective land usage.

169 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7211 01:33

>>168 Invents new medicines that extend lives of people and animals, increasing the amount of time they can produce CO2

170 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7211 15:13

>>169 is the guy who wrote "you liberals are retards. humans can't even direct traffic, how do you think we can control the climate? the real reason the world is getting hotter is because hell is getting closer!" on the Internet.

171 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7211 16:08

>>170 Invented a wide variety of new ways to produce cheap, clean energy, then got a bunch of patents and refused to liscense any of them out to people. >>170 also aggressively pursues legal action against anyone who tries to produce cheap clean energy for violation of patent. Due to >>170's strong legal team and friends in the government, >>170 always wins these cases, even if their patents are not being violated.

172 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7212 09:26

>>171 is a loan shark who enslaves people and makes them mine "COOL FREE" coal for him. >>171 then gives it out to power plants in exchange for reddit karma and youtube likes. >>171 also has a DQN facebook page and fancies himself as a hipster.

173 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7212 16:33

>>172 Built a gigantic lens and mirror to direct more light at earth

174 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7212 18:05

>>173 still believes in that farcical fantasy that the sun, of all things, contributes to the earth warming up.

I do declare, what nonsense that is...

175 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7213 00:12

>>174 denounced all claims of heat transfer by radiation as a hippie hogwash, and introduced a ban on consumer-grade space heaters as the only way to fight global warming.

176 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 00:28

>>175 leaves every fridge open and every A/C on its coldest setting to cool down Earth.

177 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 14:49

>>176 Has a typical factory in China.

178 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 18:42

>>177 invites everyone who's trying to improve climate to countless debates and forums.

179 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7233 21:40

>>178 Shows everyone how global warming was never proven by repeatable experiment, and then telling people how it can't be considered a science.

180 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7233 22:05

>>179 Sneaks into geography classrooms and sets fire to the globes.

181 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 00:36

>>180 organizes heated debates across the world and the Internet, making people exhale more often.

182 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 20:27

>>181 cuts down trees to make Thneeds. The bastard.

183 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 07:38

>>182 feeds the cows on his ranch a diet consisting mainly of deviled eggs and refried beans.

184 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 15:06

>>183 Prevents people from putting speed limits on the Autobahn.

185 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7242 16:39

>>184 is responsible for 9 out of 10 glowball warnings in his neighborhood.

186 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7633 18:27

People say >>185 uses strategies from the tobacco business.

187 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7633 21:51

>>186 has secretly constructed a machine that allows him to modulate the output of the nearest star, and is currently pressing its big red button in order to make the Sun output "Jabberwocky" in Morse Code.

188 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7640 18:39

>>187 Lights lithium batteries on fire.

189 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7736 14:51

>>188 Paints over solar cells so they can't generate any power.

190 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7736 18:17

>>189 demands more forests to be removed for biofuel fields.

191 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7736 18:27

>>190 farts with the fury of 100 cattle.

192 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7736 23:57

>>191 Mutates other life forms into cattle

193 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8395 17:53

>>192 Starts forest fires with his Van Der Graaf generator so that a lightning strike is the only thing blamed on a forest fire.

>>192 also wastes energy on creating internet spam

194 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8412 16:07

>>193 is a panda.

195 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8598 18:40

>>194 farted so hard it severely worsened greenhouse effect

196 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8600 02:18

>>195 Only cleans his computer with canned aerosols.

197 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8600 20:42

>>196 dumps sulfur hexafluoride into central A/C so people sound cooler while they cool off

198 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8612 13:00

>>197 Uses an excessive amount of toilet paper and makes sure only the best trees are harvested for his asshole.

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