>>50 was such an annoying health food nazi that people ate bad food just to piss him off.
>>56 has no standards and will (and does) eat anything (and everything)
>>57 farted enough carbon dioxide into the atmosphere to cause global warming to speed up by 50 years.
>>58 Invented a beer that grows beer bellies faster than any other beer, and then sells it for less than the cost of Budweiser.
It also tastes as good as beer costing several times as much.
>>61 is the reason McDonalds can sell 500 calories of the unhealthiest shit ever for a dollar.
>>70 provides the facility that is used to house all the Fatpa clones, and it is one MASSIVE facility
>>71 Operates a Biodiesel powered generator to operate all the machinery, the biodiesel is made from making all kinds of greasy food for feeding the fatpa clones.
>>72 encourages worldwide obesity by paying obese people for their fat, from which he manufactures biodiesel directly.
>>73 Goes to plastic surgeon's offices and reverses their liposuction machines.
>>76 makes people believe that extra virgin olive oil is good for them.
>>77 can be adequately described with the terms "oily" and "extra virgin" himself.
>>78 injects whale blubber into each hamburger patty he grills at his day job.
>>79 is quite familiar with the difficult decision of whether or not to get up and look for the remote controller.
>>80 invented the remote control, eliminating one more reason for couch potatoes to get off their lazy butts.
>>81 created the memes "couch potato" and "mouse potato" to replace "party animal," "party vegetable," and "party mineral" in Western culture in the 1990s.
>>82 enjoys ESPN football nights because it makes him feel good to not be the only one inhaling a bag of chips.
>>83's shipping company delivers free truckload of chips to households across America on ESPN football nights.
>>84 Invented a delivery truck that does not require the driver to get out of his seat in order to deliver the goods.
>>85 has never left his bed, and is working to make sure nobody else has to either.
>>87 is behind the claims that fish oil will make your brain healthier.
>>88 perpetuates the claims that hamburgers will make your penis larger.
>>89 Invented subliminal messages in movies that tell people to eat. They then tell that person to explain how subliminal messages are not effective, whenever they are asked about subliminal messages.
>>92 goes to supermarkets and injects all low-fat products with molten lard from a syringe.
>>93 Goes to the pharmacies, and replaces all of the diet pills with capsules full of lard.
>>94 recently bought out a reputable diet pill manufacturer, so he can insert the lard right on the production line.
>>96's fingers were too fat to hit the 4 key without also mashing 5.