[phat] ITT We rhyme our way out of a paper bag [nigga!] (135)

1 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5164 04:56

Bust a cap in yo ass, you old hag.

2 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5164 04:59

>>1 is a damn fuckin fag

3 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5164 05:03

I am hungry

4 Name: sage : 1993-09-5164 07:59

Silly pandas.

5 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5164 08:05

>>4 Wishes he was named Amanda.

6 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5164 10:44

Too much metal for one hand-a!

7 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5164 19:07

So, I'm guessing now I start a new couplet?

8 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5164 19:09

But ur 2 dumb to be a fuckin' poet

9 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-5164 19:30

Im the club, its going down, in the club, its going down.

10 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5164 19:35

yo my baby, let's hit the town, let's hit the town

11 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5164 22:56

I'll put on an evening gown

12 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5164 23:21

and hit that pussy one more time

13 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5165 00:10

expectin' it might have the flavor of lime

14 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5165 05:13

in before someone records these rhymes

15 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5165 06:46

urrr, I like eating my cheese, with... thyme...s.

16 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5165 07:29

To the top of the page this thread will climb.

17 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5165 07:33

the end

18 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-5165 09:02

this thread is a godsend , I might need to find some drugs to blend.

19 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5165 11:10

blend in the end we all die like a pie in the sky

20 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5165 14:28

as a throwback to >>14 we should cut this track
like I cut >>14 [something 'bout his shit being wack]

21 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5165 18:27

I loged on my internets today while on crack

22 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5165 19:22

when all of a sudden Security kitten was on my back
He said quit all the downloadin' nya

23 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5165 19:56

@@@‚Φ-Ν
@@ Π*L°MΠ before I defenestrate ya'
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24 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5165 22:13

So all my programs and all my windows

25 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 02:07

((/ ƒf.ㄟ) were black, like my soul which is black like crows

26 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 02:52

When I dress up as a girl, I wear many pretty bows.

27 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 04:59

Sometimes my shit is down, oh noes!

28 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 07:19

I hate myself and I want to die

29 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 07:22

The cake is a lie

30 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 07:30

  • and if you would try

You'd expose yourself as a dimwitted guy

31 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 08:52

A dimwitted guy thinks he's so damn fly

32 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 09:51

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33 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 19:11

Who wants a Rei? I want a Mai.

34 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 19:40

because I'm Splinter. (Turned the turtles on myself)

35 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5166 21:49

WE'LL SURELY AVOID SCURVY IF WE ALL EAT AN ORANGE!

36 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 00:30

Guess the song's over then.

Back to work...

37 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 03:27

Don't hafta worry 'bout scurvy if you choke on a lozenge!

38 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 03:34

But the scurvy's in a hurry if you lick the door hinge.

39 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 03:41

I've gone all curvy, buying candy for chump change.

40 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 03:43

Free range soaplickin' dogfucker growing pains

41 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 04:26

History coursing through your veins

42 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 11:48

Merry Christmas! Have some candy canes!

43 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 12:17

This thread is lame

44 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 14:15

>>43 It's you I blame.

45 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 14:38

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46 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5167 19:40

I am white, but I can still rap
My rhymes are the shit, my rhymes are the crap
If I were a video I'd be direct to TV
If I were a nation I would have a low GDP

47 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5168 04:21

Purple.

48 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5168 06:10

Nurple

49 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5168 07:57

Burp'll.

50 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5168 15:24

I'll drown in maple syrple.

51 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5169 00:09

"Rupert" is the name of my turtle.
He don't use protection cuz' your Mom is infertile.
He's bustin' out on the DQN.
His ASCII Art comes from deep within.

When I ask em "Hey Rupert how'd you get so elite, climbin' up the superstructure with a fat fuckin' beat."

My little purple turtle throws up limbs and thins' that ain't meant to be seen, had you heard his reply, you'd might just scream, he turned my rhyme around and changed it's goddamn theme, he said:

"I say good sir, goodday to you - take your raps and your rhymes and feel renewed - my gracious fellow it is time to depart this board - and I leave you now on a striking chord."

PEACE!

52 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5169 00:11 

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53 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5170 00:48

I need a new lease!

54 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-5170 10:16

I could assigned banned status on everyone here with great ease

55 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5170 13:40

And you should, because everyone here is a sleaze

56 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5170 15:26

DQN-er, please!

57 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5170 15:41

I wish I were Kona-chan's computer

58 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5170 19:36

>>57
I wish you were in front of me so I could kill you by punching your face repeatedly.

59 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5171 01:52

>>58
This girl I asked out made fun of me and I went home to fap defeatedly.

60 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5171 02:05

>>59
At least I can still play video games unbeatably.

61 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5171 02:12

like tookie himay and some shit from Key

62 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5171 03:59

But I digress, gentry, I'm the king of this century, just check my Wikipedia entry.

63 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5171 05:02

There once was a man from Nantucket

64 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5171 05:59

He carried some water in a bucket

65 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5171 20:53

>>64
Then he decided to chuck it

66 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5171 23:07

Aw, fuck it.

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5452 12:39

I'm bumping this thread so nobody can muck it.

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5453 00:24

If you ain't rhymin' you can suck it.

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5453 07:33

Let me come in and steal the show
There's a new direction that we'll go
Rhymes that ride in this flow
"Under the moon, loli to issho"

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5453 10:15

"Under the moon, loli to issho

continue plz

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5453 12:27

How about no?

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5453 18:52

Smakk dat hoe.

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5453 20:49

Fo' sho.

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5454 01:33

It's not right, though.

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5454 13:22

AGENTS ARE GO

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5454 16:13

Domo Arigato

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5454 17:44

Gonzaimasu Desu~~~~

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5454 20:21

>>77

Should have been "desuyo", asshole.

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5454 23:02

Hello! Welcome to Kourindou!

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5455 01:29

I just bought the new V6 3900LB GT-R. It is TOTALLY FABULOUS!

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5455 07:35

>>78
I AM FAIL!

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5455 10:31

>>81
your rhymes are stale

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5455 11:00

>>82
Looking to the thread with my face which is pale

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5455 11:51

>>83
When I came to post, my CAPTCHA's inlale

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5455 14:02

sit around waiting to exhale

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5455 14:10

ripping down a pint of finest blackest ale

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5455 15:12

Halleluya! Now I am walking towards alley!

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5457 13:17

I performed a Dragon Punch on Bradley

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5457 13:30

Thus Bradley soon saw a comet named Halley

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5457 13:30

HEY!

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5459 14:35

I'm going now, to sniff some crack
And fuck some ho's, but I'll be back

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5459 18:03

Oh...yeah! The loli is sucking my sack!

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5459 19:39

If you fear the v&, you'll take that back.

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5459 22:18

they only let you touch girls with a rack!

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5459 23:50

"Sorry hunk, I just developed early
the cum on my titties is white and pearly
But I'm afraid you'll have to take a seat
I'm only 2 months old, and I suck my momma's teat"

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5460 00:25

That's fine with me I'd like to say
I love when lolis grab my dick and play

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5460 20:11

i put blue wigs on them, to make a loli rei

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5460 21:14

Until Asuka came and knocks both of them just because she want's to watch Sekirei!

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5460 21:55

And you such a grammar Nazi Lorelei!

100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5460 21:59

Ha ha ha
Hey hey hey

101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5465 06:04

Yo yo I say you're grandpa's gay!

102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5465 15:19

( LƒΦ`) I don't touch those erogenous parts of a sir
I rather prefer a "she" or a "her".

103 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5470 21:17

Yeah, well.. Cats purr.

104 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5471 00:57

So, do you prefer the ones with fur?

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5474 17:08

I'm not sure.

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5474 19:26

But I like them pure!
Just like manure!
Fuck the poor!
Out the door!

Hit it, Mittens!

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5474 22:15

( ί ƒŽί) My name is MC Mittens I got somethin' to say:

( ί ƒŽί) posting happy things really makes my day!

( ί ƒŽί) So don't be hatin' like that crazy bitch Rei;

( ί ƒŽί) As my urgency to exclaim:

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) EMERGENCY MITTONS GA SUKIIII

( ί ƒŽί) Bears no delay.

108 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5475 02:14

I GOT BLING MADE OF GOLD AN' PLATINUM AN' SILVER

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5475 02:15

I DID TOO BUT THEN IT GOT PILFERED

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5475 02:22

>>109-KUN CAN'T RHYME WORTH SHIT

111 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5475 02:33

>>110-KUN WANTS TO GET HIT

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5475 05:46

SHUT YO TRAPS BROS IT'S TIME TO KNIT

ONE LOOP TWO LOOP THREE LOOP FOUR
ALL MY NIGGAZ HEADBUTTIN THA FLOOR
I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY DOING THAT SO DO IT SOME MORE

FIVE SIX PICK UP THA STIX
COME OVER HERE BITCH I'LL GIVE YOU SOME LICKS
THEN I'LL STAB YOUR HEAD WITH MINI TOOTH PICKS

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5475 07:46

It would be most unforunate, sir, if you got your kicks,
through stabbing my head with a bunch of small sticks.
There may be a mental problem in yours to fix,
In the meanwhile, where's Squeeks? I want his Twix!

114 Name: I like to try different styles : 1993-09-5475 09:16

YO,
I'LL FUCKING END YOU, DESTROY, SLAY AND NIX
STAB YOUR FUCKING HEAD, NO MORE FUCKING TRICKS
I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU, YOU WILL DISAPPOINT NO MORE CHICKS
FUCKING BURY YOU, A PLATE TO YOUR GRAVE AFFIX
AND ADD YOUR FUCKING PHOTO TO THE BLOODY MIX;
IT SAYS "THIS IMAGE A BAD MAN DEPICTS,
ONE WITH NO FRIENDS, A HARBINGER of CONFLICTS,
LEADER OF THE MOST VILE OF CRIMINAL CLIQUES,
MAY HE LEAVE THIS WORLD, PASS THE RIVER STYX."

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5475 09:54

woah man that nigga is trippin' violence

116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5475 10:10

silence.

it's time for the hammer
you flamin' flim flammer
don't you start to stammer
kablammin' on your gramma's grammar
and your lemur and your lamb, or
I'll slam you in the slammer
with stan tanner (the spammer)
whose manners are most severely lacking, and his breath smells like dishwater.

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5475 14:29

Niggaz that wanna hang with >>117-kun, bring the rope
The only way you hang is by the neck nigga choke

118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5475 21:17

Please don't speak of "niggaz" no more,
it's a dull and rather lacklustre chore,
let's get back to the quality of yore.

No more blastin' niggaz with a smooth-bore,
No more of the east-versus-west war,
No more whorin' out with a filthy whore,
or four.
No more cruisin' with bitchez on a shore,
No more hold-ups in a liquor store,
No more bodies dropping on the floor,
not anymore.

I don't want to once again implore
but you really make my anger roar
and I will show you that I'm hardcore.

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5476 04:15

( ί ƒŽί) My name is mittens
and I don't give a shittens
I'm the bringer of doom like it is writtens
I fuck'n roll with kittens
fucking ghetto-ass kittens
with their mittens
uh, eyes are moisteneds

I'm fuck'n mittens

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5476 09:43

dude man your rhymes are so phail
you're like a blind male with no braille
it's like you're havin' a mayday sale
in israel with flails and chain mail
you ain't movin' up the pay scale
and the boss is on your frail tail
cuz you ain't locatin' the holy grail
you know the forecast for today's hail
so you'll skip your plans for collecting gray shale
and watch a show about a saved whale

...

but yeah before my lines get way stale
think imma bail and read my mail while i sail

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5476 16:25

This thread is so fail, are you all lovers of male?

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5476 17:12

penis

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5477 03:19

cleanex

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5477 05:33

yo, where's the kleenex
gotta extract this binhex
and watch two scenes' sex
with a stego and a t-rex

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5478 19:55

purple

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5479 01:03

nurple

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5483 17:49

durple hurple what the fuck

( EƒΦE) Squeeks let me in on this rap boy
( EƒΦE) You know me and my ploy:
( EƒΦE) To get DQN rapping like some little black kitten,
( EƒΦE) Because that shit really turns on Mittens.

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5483 18:32

One little cat
wanted to chat
he chased no rat
just on table sat

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5483 20:08

and damn, kitty was fat

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5483 21:03

fat like a turd
white like a nerd
flying like a bird
damn booners in my DQN

131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5483 21:38

BLAST DA NIGGAZ
FUCK DA HATERZ
WE GHETTO DICTATORS
CAP ASSES OF TRAITORS

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5484 03:10

sometimes me dick gets yellow
i play a game of othello
i pick up the phone and say hello
you put it down and say say hell no
all across the board
your moves make me bored
go play chinese checkers
you chinky home wrecker

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5484 06:56

yoyoyo homies i got a story
worth writing in a diary
once upon a time
i thrust vector'd on a dime
holding my gun sideways
had to aim, but my brain wasn't operating anyways
shot the bitch in the foot
actually it just hit the floor, I don't give a toot
went to the toilet to take a dump
it was long and plump

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5701 11:42

1.2.123 YO!
Chicky-chick BABY!
Make me go KABOOM!
Can ya digit LADY!
Oh my Lovefire!
Comin' to ya SOON!

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5701 22:14

Sitting on the PC
Life should be so easy
But I got CV's to send a way
So I can be rid of these bills I got to pay

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