HOLLY SHIT! YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED! (25)

1 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 02:14

Okay, so here I am, everyday average DQN on the train. Then I notice this smokin hot babe sitting across from me, but of course I don't act on it because I'm nothing special. Then this drunk motherfucker comes in and starts making trouble on the train for everyone else. And nobody has the balls to tell him to cut his shit out, not even me. However, he starts trying to hit on the girl in front of me, and I don't mean just lame pick up lines, I mean he's actually punching her and slapping her. That's when I decide this is the last fucking straw. I get up and take him on hand to hand. He's not much of a challenge seeing as how he's drunk off his ass, but I'm not too athletic so it's sort of a drawn-out tie. Eventually the other passengers inform the train conductor and he ties the drunkard down and informs the police to come to the next stop. I'm a little bruised and beaten, but more or less I'm still in decent shape, but out of nowhere the chick comes up to me and exchanges phone numbers and addresses with me.

My question to DQN: Should I act on this or not?

2 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 02:29

NO, you suck go away. You may have just seen Densha Otoko for the first time, but we don't care. Burn hard.

3 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 02:32

>>2

Damn. I was hoping SOMEONE would fall for it. I might have better luck elsewhere. Oh well...

4 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 03:18

DQN DQN is DQN.

5 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 04:11

...

6 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 04:19

>>1

This should be in "Romance" Section

7 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 04:35

>>6 stole my post

8 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 11:13

This should be on 4chan.

9 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 13:05

>>1 js an idiot

10 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 14:28

The Elitist Superstructure has not approved of Densha Otoko threads since August.

11 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 19:33

However the Elitist Superstructer strongly approves Asia Carrera.

always.

12 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 19:43

Deck the halls with bowls of holly shit!

13 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5167 19:48

What is the Superstructure's position on Asia Carrera watching Densha Otoko?

14 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5168 04:20

>>13

The Elist Superstructure does not approve.

15 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5168 04:23

I will comment here, but I refuse to read anything in this thread.

16 Name: Asia Carrera : 1993-09-5168 09:27

>>15 that is too bad because I found your one-liner incredibly sexy and wanted to give you my adress to get to know you better. But since you're not going to read here anymore, I'll just have to try and laugh...

17 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5168 11:59

CANCER

18 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5169 08:35

>>1 you should definitely act on it in the next full moon

19 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5169 21:00

>>11
no. period. you can go visit othere western porn torrent sites to get your fix. plz go away.

20 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5171 01:49

>>18
THANKS GUY

21 Name: 1985-1988 Nissan Maxima : 1993-09-5177 00:55

get off the train and drive me instead. My computer modeule is too stupid to do that by itself.

22 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 10:13

( E-E) >>34, it's not that there's a restrictive pattern, it's just that you're by far the worst poster in existence with the worst character in existence. Stop wasting everyone else's time and get rid of your meaningless fucking life.

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5891 04:14

VORUDEMOTO

24 Name: ^,.,^ : 1993-09-5893 07:00

hahaha is that story real (^o^) ohh hii im kinda new at this but i've read bout this o///o

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5893 18:01

>>24

I WILL DESTROY YOU BY BEAMING MY RAYS OF HATE OVER THE INTERNET

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