[Time travel]Answer the question of the person below you! (853)

1 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5173 18:20

>>0, what will you be for Hallowe'en?

>>2, it is not recommended to release the mittens unless it is an emergency.

2 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5173 23:38

>>1, when is it a good time to release the Mittens?

>>3, red-and-white striped.

3 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5173 23:56

>>2, what is the best kind of condom for her pleasure?

>>4, the end of eternity.

4 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 00:21

When will she come back to me, >>3?

because I love you so much, >>5

5 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 00:43

>>4 Why do you beat me?

>>6 Like chicken wings.

6 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 01:36

>>5, how does it feel to hold a woman?

It certainly is, >>7

7 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 03:12

is it okay to have both male and female reproductive organs, >>6?

>>9 just like Walt Disney.

8 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 03:28

Gee, I tried, but I just can't think of any question I'd like to ask >>7. Want to have a go at it, >>9?

9 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 05:05

Will >>8 not screw this up?

>>9 picnics are not recommended.

10 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 05:09

Is >>9 clearly more retarded than >>8?

Only once, but it was in a bank.

11 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 05:24

Did >>10 ever get laid?

I hate myself and I want to die.

12 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 05:39

>>11, why do you post on 4-ch?

I can't fucking stand them.

13 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 06:04

What do you think of mittens, >>12?

( ´∀)( ´∀)( ´∀)( ´∀)( ´∀)( ´∀)( ´∀)( ´∀)

14 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 07:05

>>13 What is the universal quantifier eight times, exactly?

>>15 The Yoshinoya copipe, iirc.

15 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 07:48

>>14, if I were to ask you to baffle me, what would you say?

Because I'm so alone, >>16.

16 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 14:01

Why are you so bitter?

>>17 Take two advil and call me in the morning.

17 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 14:38

Doc, it hurts when I do this.

>>18, go all the way down the hall, take a left, two doors on the right side. Look behind the fat maroon sofa.

18 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 16:38

Where did I leave >>17's undergarments from last night?

>>19 because you have done so much for the Elitist Superstructure, and this thread.

19 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 19:35

Why do the threads and characters I create become so popular, >>18?

An abyss so deep only rocks reside at the bottom, >>20.

20 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5175 00:42

What's your favourite kind of abyss, >>19?

Because I miss playing with lego, >>21.

21 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5175 00:44

（・∀・）　Grandpa, why are you so much sadder now that the internet has been invented?

No one will ever know, >>22

22 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5175 00:45

>>19, what is a phrase that makes one really desire to crack a joke that is of base nature?

Under the moon loli to issho

23 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5175 01:38

Bumsex bumsex bumsex bumsex?

Because he types too slow.

24 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5175 02:32

Why doesn't squeeks ever post anything on 4-ch?

Yes.

25 Name: \\\\\\\ : 1993-09-5175 02:37

>>26 Because it sucks.

Am I pregnant?

26 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5175 05:00

>>25, why does nobody like my personality?

>>27: Fuck yes.

27 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5175 05:47

Will you be with me forever, >>26? :3

Don't, you'll just screw it up, >>28

28 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5175 07:22

>>27
Should I try to fellate my sister?

>>29
There were a million voices singing in unison.

29 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5175 07:41

What happened when the internet was invented by Al Gore, using only his bare hands?

Buy six cases of deodorant.

30 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5175 08:49

>>71 touched me. How can I get his gay smell off of me?

I don't swing that way, sorry.

31 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5175 10:08

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1193854555/?

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1181790075/.

32 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5175 21:59

Help, what can I do if everything I see sucks?

I prefer blonds.

33 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5176 02:56

Anyways, >>32, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?

Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>34, should just stick with today's special.

34 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5176 05:51

>>33, can you post something off-topic, please?

>>35, I don't think that's were you're supposed to stick that.

35 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5176 09:13

>>34 Does a negi make a good dildo?

>>36 Yes, all Cretans are liars.

36 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5177 02:14

>>35, I know you are a Cretan, and I have heard that all Cretans are liars. Is this true?

>>37, I'll tell you when you're older.

37 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5177 02:40

>>36, how do I shot web?

>>38, only if chocolate-covered.

38 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5177 03:00

Do you like bacon, >>37?

Yes, but only on Tuesdays.

39 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5177 04:06

Did God create the world?

Zulu!

40 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5177 10:02

( ・-・) >>34, it's not that there's a restrictive pattern, it's just that you're by far the worst poster in existence with the worst character in existence. Stop wasting everyone else's time and get rid of your meaningless fucking life.

41 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5177 19:28

>>39, what's the phonetic alphabet word for 'z'?

>>42, not as stupid as >>40.

42 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5177 22:00

( ・-・) >>34, it's not that there's a restrictive pattern, it's just that you're by far the worst poster in existence with the worst character in existence. Stop wasting everyone else's time and get rid of your meaningless fucking life.

43 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5177 22:06

Hello, the is the clairvoyant elevator from Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, and I will take you to level 3.

44 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5177 22:08

>>43
I've been cheating on you with the glass elevator from the Willy Wonka books.

45 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5178 00:59

Why are yoy such a slut?

>>46 this is not a question why did you ask it?

46 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5178 01:05

etou...

>>47, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found something similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)

47 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5178 04:09

What is one of the crappier memes to ever come out of something awful?

>>47 it carries out and is w...

48 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5178 18:20

>>47 Being necessary, the answering of the thing where I is advice of this image with question, what?

>>49 Being from the character which can do the answering and the preparation which I give to that it is good to take over.

49 Name: TrippytheTripcode!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-5179 20:19

>>48, would you please say something completely nonsensical for me?

>>50, mostly because of death metal, but also because of blank CD cases.

50 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5180 03:37

>>49 Why do you hate America?

>>51 That's what she said!

51 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5180 14:51

bumsex bumsex bumsex bumsex bumsex bumsex?

The lowest I'll go is $50.

52 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5181 02:15

What was >>23's question again?

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53 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5183 05:20

>>52: What does Squeek's face look like again?

>>54: That's not funny. I'm very sensitive about that.

54 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5183 19:56

>>53 So, how did your brother die anyway?

>>55 Because it's winter

55 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5183 20:24

>>54 Why do you hate yourself and want to die?

>>56 turned the gun on himself

56 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5184 04:13

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　　（　 ﾟ ｍﾟ）　I'm not really into the whole killing other people thing.
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　　（　 ﾟ ｍﾟ）　I'm not really into that either, >>57.
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57 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5184 04:23

Death Metal. Personally, I can't stand it. How about you, >>56?

>>58 The King of the World say it be so.

58 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5184 04:44

How do you not like Death Metal? Are you a woman?

>>14

59 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5184 05:48

>>58 you must be a ROCKING HARD MAN.

I'd have to agree with your statement >>60 it was quite well presented.

60 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5184 17:27

Most people are just barely putting up with your bullshit and would kick you to the side of the road given the slightest chance.

Oh, fuck you.

61 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5184 17:44

So, >>60, have you ever been caught masturbating behind the ladies' toilets?

>>61, I think it's a little cheesy for my tastes.

62 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5184 17:46

What Would Jesus Do?

That was a terrible pun.

63 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5184 19:51

Did you hear about the ox who ran headlong into the porpoise, then tried to claim it was an oxident?

Because they wear out after only a couple weeks.

64 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5184 20:08

>>63, what is your motivation for buying so many of those anime figurines?

>>65 because >>71 is a prick

65 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5184 20:08

Why do my penises bleed after sex?

For I am a great demon lord come to rape and pillage this board!

66 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5184 22:46

>>65 Why do I have such scaley skin?

>>67
2012

67 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5184 23:00

What number did the scale display when you stepped on it?

It's never been funny.

68 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5184 23:55

When was "that's what she said" first considered funny?

It's due next Wednesday.

69 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5185 01:27

When do you get the results of your HIV antibody test?

Smurf porn.

70 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5185 04:37

Why were you kicked out of the Marines?

BECAUSE I'M THE PRESIDENT OF THE GREAT UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

71 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5185 06:42

Why did you invade iraq?

I told you not to touch it, now look, its infected.

72 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5185 07:42

What's this greenish lump?

It turned into a greenish lump.

73 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5185 07:59

What happened to your finger?

A waste of time, indeed.

74 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5185 08:24

What do you think of posting on DQN?

I told you to leave that dog alone. Now you have aids.

75 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5185 09:11

>>79 fuck off.

>>73 I lost it :<

76 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5185 15:04

What happened to the sheet of instructions I gave you for this thread?

No, but maybe if you get naked.

77 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5185 15:35

Would you dip your dick into the toilet water for 20 bucks?

Nah I lost my taste for it after my left ear got bitten off by one.

78 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5185 19:16

Care for some weasel?

I suspect we all are, in some small way.

79 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5185 19:29

You've been trying to kill me, haven't you? HAVEN'T YOU?!

They've been running around in the crawlspaces between the walls of my home, spying and conspiring against me.

80 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5185 21:13

>>79 You say you've run into some of my past girlfriends?

>>81 Heh, yeah, I guess it sorta is.

81 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5186 13:15

Getting high is pretty cool isnt it, >>80?

No no, I dont do that anymore >>82

82 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5186 16:23

Sex is fun isn't it?

Then they wanted to watch some porn with me.

83 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5186 17:34

>>82 So billy, what did Fr.Michael and Fr.John want?

>>84 Its easier to reach that way

84 Name: TripcodeExplode!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-5187 09:19

>>83, why do you stand on your toes when you pee in a toilet?

>>85, mostly hair gel, but there's some bread in there, too.

85 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5187 09:54

What's in your pinku bento box today?

Extra green onion, please.

86 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5187 14:01

Are you sure there isn't something you would rather have instead of extra sauce?

Because we will nuke it.

87 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5187 18:13

Aw, you don't wanna come with me to see my relatives in North Korea? Why not?

It's been like that as long as I can remember.

88 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5187 21:09

>>87, how long as somethingawful.com been a stupid, annoying, unfunny website?

>>89, why yes, I would love one of those about now.

89 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5188 01:14

>>88 Hey, would you like a cheeseburger?

>>90 I wish I'd done that.

90 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5188 05:58

>>89 I became JISAKU JIEN

>>91 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_September
That's why, silly panda.

91 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5188 07:11

Why am I still seven years old?

A few times, but it never really caught on.

92 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5188 15:43

Would you fuck a mudkip? If you were a mudkip yourself, I mean.

A piece of string.

93 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5188 18:38

What is the strangest thing you've ever put in your urethra?

Third degree burns across 45% of my body.

94 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5188 21:30

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) How did you like the grilled mitten?

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Cheech & Chong, ding dong, Donkey Kong!

95 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5188 21:46

About twice as big as a grape tomato.

What are the words to Bernard Herrmann's "Twisted Nerve" from the Kill Bill soundtrack?

96 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5189 00:41

Just how big is your ego, anyway?

No, and I'm insulted that you would even ask!

97 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5189 00:54

Are you a big fat butt?

I'm a big fat butt.

98 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5189 07:14

Just what are you, anyway?

I thought that was illegal.

99 Name: TripcodeExplode!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-5189 07:20

>>98, would you like a job selling drugs to schoolchildren?

>>100, I was expecting more from you. And leave him out of this.

100 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5189 08:40

>>99 Is it true that you see in your mother the transsexual man of your dreams?

>>101 It doesn't work without it.

101 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5189 10:32

>>100 How would DQN be without shitty posts?

>>102 Well that's because you touch yourself at night.

102 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5189 10:50

>>101 Give me a quote from Family Guy
>>102 BECAUSE I SAID SO

103 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5189 20:55

Why do I have to put the hot wax in your eyes?

Only once. I was in college.

104 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5189 22:00

Have you ever made a decent post >>103?

I am not at liberty to disclose that information >>105. Let's just say that in the end, it resulted in the creation of this thread.

105 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5190 00:21

Why do you hate yourself so much >>104?

No, but I created Security Kitten.

106 Name: TripcodeExplode!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-5190 09:37

>>105, did you create Gramps and set him loose on our society?

Actually, I'm still thinking about Security Kitten, >>107.

107 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5190 10:32

Masturbating to shemale porn again, >>106?

Yeah, they died in a fire, pretty tragic I guess, >>108

108 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5190 19:14

How did your parents die, >>107?

That's not funny, >>109, my brother died that way.

109 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5190 19:28

>>108, isn't cystic fibrosis hilarious?

Pretty good, >>110... the scar tissue is finally starting to lose that puffy red color.

110 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5193 13:06

How'd the sex change operation go, >>109?

No, it really is, >>111. Hard to believe, but true.

111 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5193 15:24

O RLY?

YA RLY!

112 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5193 17:58

>>111 what is a meme that has been beaten to death several times over?

>>113 Yep. Right in the rear entrance, if you know what I mean.

113 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5193 19:29

Can you confirm that you did perform an homosexual sodomy anally, >>112?

http://example.com/

114 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5193 23:40

>>113 What's your favorite non-standards-compliant website?

>>115 Because it's winter.

115 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5194 06:36

Why is it so goddamn cold out, >>114?

>>116 MITON GA SUKI!

116 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5194 21:11

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ?

Just fucking google it!

117 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5194 22:23

What's a famous French military victory, >>116?

If I told you that, >>118, I'd have to kill you.

118 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5194 22:27

>>117 Is ECHELON for real?

>>119 Because we actually care about privacy, unlike most EU countries.

119 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5194 23:28

Why are you looking in my hard drive?

Carrots.

120 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5198 15:33

What are those vegtables on the fourth world of Doki Doki Panic?

Usually I just wipe it off on the office chair I sit at.

121 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5198 18:46

>>120, what would you do if you got infected with H5N1 and started coughing blood?

I do too, actually, >>122. It's perfectly understandable.

122 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5198 19:33

これは本物の日本語であることを私は考える唯一の人であるか。>>121

No, >>123 we're too closely related, darling

123 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5198 19:51

Will you be the chimp to my gorilla?

Burn it on a DVD.

124 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5198 23:09

How will I save my adult film collection?

42

125 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5198 23:34

what's a number nerds masturbate over because to them things are only funny the thousandth time?

That's easy, it's because Anon, Shii, Woot and Sutibaru are all deviant sick-minded retards.

126 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5199 01:35

Why are those guys jacking off to kiddie porn over there, >>125?

Once, >>127. It tasted great, but I had horrible gas later that evening.

127 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5199 07:06

( ◕ -◕) ... Have you seen my cheesemittens?,

I'll show you later.

128 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5199 08:06

Can I see your mitten collection? PLEASE.

Im sorry, I'm not into pokemon.

129 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5199 08:49

Did you see that new list of troll-stopping techniques, >>128?

Ahh, so that's how it fits in there.

130 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5199 15:29

>>129, see how I'm inserting my penis in your ass?

Haha, of course not, you idiot, >>131.

131 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5199 17:30

Does being on top make the penetrator any less homosexual than the penetrated?

Mutually Assured Destruction.

132 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5199 20:24

What's another term for a gay magic duel?

Black Friday.

133 Name: （　ﾟ mﾟ） : 1993-09-5200 05:15

What's another term for a gay magic duel?

I swear, I didn't know she was born 1993-09-1527.

134 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5200 21:35

Even though she said she was born 1993-09--1395, didn't the fact that she had to stand on tiptoe to light your firecracker make you suspicious?

Just like you >>135

135 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5200 23:23

Whats your ideal rape partner, >>134?

No no , >>136 you're dumb, its the opposite of that.

136 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5201 00:32

Last night my girlfriend told me she's pregnant. Should I start having sex with her now?

Tie them to a nearby pole for the meantime. I would recommend steel cables if you can get your hands on some, but rope will do in a pinch as long as it's not windy or raining. If there's too much slack, add a couple of dowel rods. That'll also help stabilize everything, and I highly recommend them for a longer session.

137 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5201 05:00

Hi, >>136. I'm going rock climbing this Saturday. Got any tips?

That's why they call it a 'brown-out', >>138.

138 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5201 06:13

>>137, sometimes when the power goes out it's only for a split second. Doesn't that really fail to count as a blackout?

Because you haven't learned to ask nicely, >>139.

139 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 01:16

How was I able to persuade my grandmother to buy me a flamethrower?

Corn husks

140 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 02:36

What are tamales cooked in?

Jeopardy!

141 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 02:49

A game show that does not fail.

Frosted Butts.

142 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 03:06

What's an unpopular breakfast cereal?

In the distillery, making Johnnie Walker Red.

143 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 03:48

Excuse me, >>142, but have you seen security kitten recently?

Well, >>144, imagine what it feels like to be inside a warm, fluffy mitten. It's kind of like that.

144 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 10:31

>>143 What happens if i stick my penis into XJ9?
>>145 I prefer the arcade version

145 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 13:58

What do you think of the Guilty Gear XX series?

I don't like it, they ruined the button configuration.

146 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 14:57

Do you enjoy life >>144?

Because it's there >>146

147 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 15:03

What's wrong with playing the pink oboe, >>145?

Why do you stare at >>144's answer for 59 minutes before replying, >>146?

Because I AM your father

148 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 15:42

Why do they call it incest?

It was several years ago, I don't remember it that well.

149 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 19:14

When did you commit said incest?

It was delicious.

150 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 19:51

How was your experiance with coprophagia?

Very happy overall, although it makes opening jars a lot harder.

151 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 20:56

How have you been since the sex change?

Swiss banks.

152 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 20:58

Where did Blofield keep all his money?

Yes, it really is.

153 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 21:41

Is your penis really kept pickled in a jar on your desk?

I was just born that way.

154 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 21:50

Why do you have a hand growing out of your chin?

Then everything went dark.

155 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5203 10:19

>>154 Then what happened?
>>156 But it said so on the label

156 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5204 02:38

>>155 You idiot, microwave burritos are not supposed to be cooked in grease!
>>157 A low rumbling noise, sort of like an earthquake in progress.

157 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5204 03:40

What the fuck is "DRR DRR DRR" supposed to be, anyway?

Not with a bang but a whimper.

158 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5204 03:51

This is the way the world ends?

Pretty much the best comic ever.

159 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5204 06:24

What the fuck is http://isometric.sixsided.org supposed to be?!

No, believe me, I've seen much worse.

160 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5204 06:56

Dude, i saw Paris Hilton......naked!!!!

Condoms

161 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5204 15:53

>>160, is there anything we've forgotten that we're going to need tonight?

>>162, the first order of business is being prepared.

162 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5204 16:33

How are the plans for world domination coming along?

>>163, only when hell freezes over.

163 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5205 00:04

>>162, will you give me an "oral" "exam" (tee hee)?

>>164, I tried to, but I couldn't keep it up.

164 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5205 19:35

Have you ever penetrated a women?

Ethical, No. Legal, Yes.

165 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5205 21:42

Circumventing environmental laws by outsourcing to China is okay?

Death by boomerangs.

166 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5206 20:55

¿qué?

Solamente una vez.

167 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5206 21:02

>>166, what's that thing on your head?

I think you made the right decision.

168 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5207 11:20

I really don't know to buy salter or unsalted butter. I mean both taste awful to me, so I ended up getting unsalted butter, But i'm not really sure if it was OK.

The Illuminati knows.

169 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5207 13:00

Where's the loo?

A laxative always helps.

170 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5207 13:48

Can you help me get regular?

No, you may not have fries with that.

171 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5207 13:54

May I have an XL beefhat with extra fries to go, please?

Well, I've never seen a happy-go-lucky one, anyway.

172 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5208 00:30

Has the world ever known a truly carefree feminist?

>>173, go to the options screen, type in the cheat code, and check the "Don't suck anymore" checkbox.

173 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5208 01:32

How do I get my wife to stop fellating other men?

A forty-foot vagina.

174 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5208 09:21

How long is your mother's crotch?

Oh, I've lost count.

175 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5208 10:26

>>174, how many unfunny jokes pertaining to sex have the horny losers of /dqn/ managed to crap up this thread with?

One and a quarter miles every morning, >>176.

176 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5208 10:30

Whats the total lengths of dicks you have sucked in your life, if put end to end, >>175?

Why yes, I do have that, but it doesnt stop me one bit in life, no siree, >>177.

177 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5208 10:52

Excuse me, >>176, is that a goat protruding from your head?

Heat it in the microwave for 6:30 on high.

178 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5208 15:51

>>177, what should I do with this squirrel carcass the dog brought in and dropped at my feet?

He does that sometimes.

179 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5208 16:41

>>178, is it true that squeeks enjoys eating fried human balls every third Sunday of the month?

RANRANRU-

180 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5208 16:41

Your dog is humping my leg again.

You can't MASH BUTANS if you don't have any.

181 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5208 22:44

>>180 Why would I choose to mash potatoes, as opposed to, say, butans?

>>182 For some weird reason... I dunno, I'm not too sure either, but it creeps me out just thinking about it.

182 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5208 23:06

Did you ever suspect that He-Man and She-Ra shared a passionate incestuous relationship?

Because you're a Panda.

183 Name: （