anywasy, >>1, pelase litsen to me its not relay relatde 2 tihs theard, but haer me otu anyawys.
i wetn to yoshinyoa a wile ago; u no, yoshinaoy?
well anywasy tehre wuz an INSEAN numebr of pplz teher & i culdnt get in.
den i lookde at the banenr hagnign frum da cliieing and it hda "105 yne off" wrtiten on it.
oh, the stpidutiy. doze idiotes.
u, dunt cum to yosishnoya just cuz is 1150 yne off, floo!
itss olny 105 yne, 1-5-0 YNE 4 crnyin out lodu.
threrer envenn enirte famileis here. famliy of 4, all out 4 sum yoishinya, huh? how fucknig niec LOL.
"alrihgt, daddy's gunna odrer teh extera-lagre." GOD I CANT BARE TO WTACH. U PPLZ, I GVE YOU 1005 YNE IF U GETA OUT OF DOZE SETAS. OMG ROFL.
yosinoya shood be a bluddy palce.
dat tnese atmosehper, wear 2 guyz on oppstoite sieds of teh U-sahped tabek can satrt a fihgt at any tiem, teh STAB-OR-BE-SATABED MENATLITY, dats wuts gr8 abut dis plaec.
wimmin & chilreidn shuld scewr off and saty hoem.
anywaz i wuz abut to strat eatnig & den dis ASSTURD besize me he goes "exrta-lareg, wid exrta suace."
who in teh wdlor oderers erxta sauze nowaysdaz, u moron.
i wnat 2 ask him. "do u RLY WNAT 2 ETA IT WID EXTAR SUACE."
i wtna 2 intrerog8 him. i want 2 intreg8 him 4 ruohgly an our.
r u shur u dunt just wnat 2 tyr saynig "EXART SUACE"?!??
cuming form a yoshinayo vetarn such as myslef, teh lastet ternd anomg us vtes is teh ertxa gren onoin. dats rihgt, exrat geren oonoin. dis iz teh vets wya of eatnig.
eratx gnere onino menas moar geren onionon dan suace. but on teg orther hdna teh priec is a tad hieer dis is teh KYE. cuz den, its DELICSUOOUS. tihs is unebateable. butt,, if u ordre dis tehn teerhe is dnager dat ull be mraked by teh emploeseys frum nxet tiem on so its a duobel-ejjed sowrd. i cant reccomedn it 2 amatueers.

waht tihs ala rly menas, thoguh, is dat u, >>1, shud just stikc wid toayds specail.