[REI] May I take your order? [Part IV] (999)

1 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5225 15:20

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101 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5259 16:14

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@i QQ j@@@@
@i@EΝEj@ƒ It's a mystery.
@i‚@@ ‚@
@b b@|@@@@@
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102 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5259 16:51

Hey Ma'am, I'll have some fois gras, Caviar, and your 2nd finest liqour - all prepared by a chef as skilled a Iron Chef Sakai.

103 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5259 21:10

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_R .U@- Ιƒm @Sorry, we're all out of those things and our most skilled chef is Merrill Howard Kalin.
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104 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5260 04:57

Whatever it is you serve here, I'll have that.

105 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5260 06:00

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
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_R .U@- Ιƒm @Here's your plate of Deep-fried Rat... ahem Chicken! Your plate of Deep-fried Chicken, sir.
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106 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5260 08:23

Oh thank god, I finally got food at Rei's.
Now to eat it.

107 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5260 15:07

@@‚Φ-Ν
@ Π*L°MЁ@@Holy crap don't eat that! I've worked here since 93 and
`(,_‚•‚•Ι@@this Diner doesn't make food - It's for tax evasion
@@@@@@@purposes only..

108 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5260 19:08

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_R .U@- Ιƒm @Sorry, what was that? I wasn't paying attention because I just fixed my eye.
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109 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5260 20:29

( E-E) NERV must be getting desperate if this is their idea of a tax evasion.

( E-E) I would also like to add I preferred Rei as a slant-eyed Asian ho.

110 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5260 20:50

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111 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5260 20:55

( E-E) Get your freak on, baby.

112 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5261 01:26

(-_-ƒ) Yeah, sure. Asians make everybody horny.

113 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5261 22:01

i@EΝEj But can I get some interrobangs‽

114 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5261 22:04

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
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_R .U@- Ιƒm @Try the cartel. http://www.interrobangcartel.com/album/albums.cgi.
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115 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5261 22:13

i@EΝEj Web design is bad for your eyes

116 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5262 21:43

(@ Ν ) So are carrots I think I ate a few too many.
(@ Ν ) My eyes are gone now

117 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5263 18:10

E Rei rammages in the trash.
E Rei found a cookie!
E Rei gave the cookie to Squeeks.

118 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5263 18:41

EFIGHT
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119 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5263 19:28

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i @˜§-]@|! i@3. PUT IT IN
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120 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5263 22:03

i@EΝEj YOU GONNA GET REIPED

121 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5264 02:21

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122 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5265 16:40

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i @˜§-]@|! i Gendo makes me play Earthbound to feel love.
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123 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5265 20:46

@@‚Φ-Ν
@ Π*L°MЁ@@PSI ROCKIN Ω
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124 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5265 23:31

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125 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5266 15:23

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i @˜§-]@|! i GIYGAS!!! GO BACK TO THE GRANDPA THREAD!!!
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126 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5266 15:39

@@‚Φ-Ν
@ Π*L°MЁ@@*Sigh* I'll go get my record player and prayerbook...
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127 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5266 15:50

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128 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5266 21:58

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129 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5266 22:57

iEΝEj I'm Joe!

130 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5267 00:34

` `
yQz More coffee please.

131 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5267 12:44

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i @˜§-]@|! i The only brown liquid here is what we strain through Clonepa's mittens.
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132 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5267 16:01

iEΝEjRei's Diner needs a catchy jingle for radio ads in the tri-state area.

iEΝEj Here's my concept of it.

>>8 title
Verse
>>4 line 1
>>12 line 2
>>20 line 3
>>6 line 4
Chorus
>>14 line 1
>>11 line 2
>>3 line 3
>>19 line 4
Verse 2
>>27 line 1
>>5 line 2
>>17 line 3
>>22 line 4
Bridge
>>25 line 1
>>29 line 2
>>33 line 3
>>30 line 4

133 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5267 16:08

Title:
Hot Fudgy Mittens coming up! And the gent can has a cheesemittenz.

Verse 1
( ί ƒŽί) Marty! I need another order of that Chicken Tartar!

( ί ƒŽί) and so do Sam & Ella!
i@EΝEjI'll have the fingerless bike gloves.
( ί ƒŽί)b These boxed mittens I found in your dumpster are great.
( ί ƒŽί) How about hot fudge instead?

Chorus
We're closed for the holidays. Go away.
( ί ƒŽί) Hey, nice place you got here. I'll have a coffee.
I've been out of raw chicken since I opened this diner.
œ]œ I celebrate Saturnalia.

Verse 2

@@‚Φ-Ν
@ Π*L°MЁ@@Right here nya.
`(,_‚•__Ι‚Β

I'm low on the tartar sauce so I hope you don't mind my Creme de Mittons instead.

œ]œ I... see.

( ί ƒŽί) Hi. I like releasing the emergency kittens.

Bridge

@@‚Φ-Ν
@ Π*L°MЁ@@Did someone call for an emergency kitten? nya.
`(,_‚•‚•Ι

@@‚Φ-Ν
@ Π*L°MЁ@@No I kind of need them. nya
`(,_‚•‚•Ι

@i@EΝEj@ < My name is Squeeks, and somehow you still drive business away.

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@At any rate, you are one useless security kitten.
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134 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5267 17:06

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i Sounds like Yoko Ono's work...
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135 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5268 02:40

It is.

136 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5268 12:41

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_R .U@- Ιƒm @And when I say "it sounds like Yoko Ono's work," I mean
@@MMƒt@iL@@"two angry cats in a 55 gallon drum rolling down a flight of concrete stairs."@@@@
@ @ / _ɁT@@@@@@@@
@@/__i |˜£!|
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137 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5268 13:46

It is.

138 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5269 00:48

@@‚Φ-Ν
@ Π*L°MЁ@@Cats don't get angry, nya.
`(,_‚•‚•Ι

@@‚Φ-Ν
@ Π*L°MЁ@@They get neat and even.
`(,_‚•‚•Ι

139 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5269 06:33

They do.

140 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5270 17:00

Bix Nood.

141 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5270 19:01

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@According to tannasinn.info, the song was recorded
_R .U@- Ιƒm @by DQN-kun, and made it to the Top 5.
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
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142 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5271 06:54

That's an unreliable source.

143 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5271 08:36

>>142 citation needed for your claim.

144 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5271 20:56

Cited from: Unreliable Source

145 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5271 21:50

>>144 are your sources on this information reliable?

146 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5271 22:43

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^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@This ain't no libary.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
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147 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5272 01:11

Yeah, can I get a coffee to go and hurry it up! I'm Bill Gates!

148 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5272 04:16

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^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@I have reason to believe you intend to reverse engineer the brew
_R .U@- Ιƒm @and start your own, more profitable, diner.
@@MMƒt@iL@@@@I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Bill.
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
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149 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5272 17:17

( ί ƒŽί) Bitte keine umgekehrten Ingenieure fausthandschuhe

150 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5272 17:52

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Nein.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL@@@@
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
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151 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5272 20:07

( ί -ί) Du hast ein vogel.

152 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5273 15:29


@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Your resistance makes my penis of harder merely
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL@@@@
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
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153 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5273 15:34


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^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@We're also all out of birds.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL@@@@
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
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154 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5274 14:48

can I eat some of your eyes? the way I understand it, you have several replacements...

155 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5276 15:15

( ί ƒŽί) I don't think you have a penis

156 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5277 11:27

( E-E) I was going to eat my sandwich, but all this talk of dicks is making me sick of meat.

157 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5277 13:14

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Spotted dick, sir?
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
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158 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5277 13:30

( E-E) No, thanks. Who wants to eat after you've had a dick in your mouth all day?

159 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5277 14:19

( ί ƒŽί) Can I have a cup of coffee and a donut?

160 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5277 16:45

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Okay, here you go. I blended the two together
_R .U@- Ιƒm @to make a shake. Plus it was easier for me this way.
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
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161 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5277 17:11

( ί ƒŽί) It saves me the trouble of dunking it myself!

( ί ƒŽί) ...

( ί ƒŽί) This really isn't that bad at all.

162 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5278 21:15

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163 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5278 21:20

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.@ @ @ @ /@@@@@ /@.' '@@.lΚ.@lR R@',
@@@@@ /@@@@@@|@ | lQ@| |@ | |@|.|Ζl
@@@@@'@@@@@ @ |^| l @ „¨'@ P!R|Ζ|
@@@@@l @ @ @ l ^|@ ,ƒBΓ΅ @ @ ¨t€@|@|
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@@@ @ | |@ l@@ l:@ | @œT::Ώ@@@ Λj@f |:@|@Hey, you can't talk.
@@@ @ | |@ l@@ l @ |@@‚˜‚˜@@@@' @ {: |:@|@Stop messing with
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164 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5279 15:23

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@All this competition is indicative of a healthy economy.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
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165 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5279 15:37

@@@@@@@@@@@@ ^Θ@@@@@@@ ^Θ
@@@@@@@@@@@^@/ ƒΙ@@@@@^@/ ƒΙ
@@@@@@@@@ ^@@/@ ƒΙ@@@^@@/@ ƒΙ
@@@@@@@@^@@@/@ /ƒΙ@^@@@/@@/ƒΙ
@@@@@@ ^@@@@/@/ //ƒΙ@@@@/@/ //ƒΙ
@@@@@^@@@@@@@@@@@PPP@@@@@@_
@@@@/@@@@@@@@/P j@@@@@@@@ iPR@ƒΙ@@@^PPPPPPPP
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@@/@@@@@@@@/^@@@@Θ@@@@@Θ@@ _@ /ƒΙ@_QQQQQQQQ
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@@|@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ƒΙ/@@@@@/ / ////|@@ƒm| b /ƒΙ /ƒΙ /ƒΙ /ƒΙ
@@_@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ /@/ /////@^_| Ɂ@ /ƒΙ /ƒΙ /ƒΙ / |
@@@_@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ /@/ ///////^@|@@/|@@////////////|
@@@@@\/ / / /@/@/@// // ////////////\@@ |@@/|@@////////////|

166 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5279 17:12

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@I'm all out of that.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
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167 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5279 18:25

>>166

<‹\ ‘> Knuckles.

168 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5279 19:39

<‹\ ‘> durr... what about SELF respect!? You all outta that!?

169 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5279 20:02

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@What the hell is that thing? Maybe Marty would want to serve it as a one time special.
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@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
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170 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5280 08:12

I'll eat it if you double batter it and deep fry it with BBQ sauce for dipping.

171 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5280 16:34

Wait a minute... what's all those vacuum-sealed packages of Feces doing there behind the counter? ...are they for sale..?

172 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5280 17:45

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@What are you going to do with them? You're just a disembodied voice.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
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173 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5280 18:33

One of my non-incorporeal buddies has been complaining that he needs a non-incorporeal hat.

174 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5280 18:53

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^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@I'm sorry, we're all out on corporeal hats.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
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175 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5280 20:23

( E-E) Could I get an exorcist? I can't tell if it's the pills talking or not.

176 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5280 21:17

Hey, who're you calling a pill?

177 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5280 22:04

( E-E) Sorry, I'll call you a tool instead.

178 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5281 06:38

Be that as it may, this tool wants to purchase that stool.

179 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5281 11:01

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@@I see that you would like to purchase some stool,
_R .U@- Ιƒm @ @but you must look elsewhere to find your brown jewel.
@@MMƒt@iL @@ @@We're sending this batch out to Istanbul.
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
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180 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5281 14:30

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@@... ya damned fool.
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@@MMƒt@iL @@ @@
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181 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5281 17:47

i@EΝEj But I dream of that stool! It makes me drool.

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182 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5281 18:46

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@I don't care, its just not cool.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
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183 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5281 21:41

i@EΝEj Would you sell that coiled muck? Would you sell it for a buck?

184 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5282 03:24

@@@-]]- A
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@I ain't sellin' it for a buck.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @Shmuck.
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
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185 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5282 03:44

i@EΝEj
hello.
i am a normal customer.
i have money and would like a hamburger and lemonade.

186 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5282 04:35

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@That'll be $3.25. Go to the next window.
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187 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5282 05:35

i@EΝEj
hello.
i am a normal customer.
i do not see any other windows.

188 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5282 06:47

@@@-]]- A
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@We ran out of that.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
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189 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5284 01:45

( ί ƒŽί) I want some pancakes!

190 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5284 17:59

( ί ƒŽί) And I'd like some coffee NOW.

191 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5284 18:28

( ί Oί) NOW DAMN YOU NOW!!!!

192 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5284 18:36

@@@-]]- A
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@We ran out of cups.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
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193 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5284 22:43

( ί ƒŽί) Please let that be an internet scat video reference.

194 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5285 01:28

@@@-]]- A
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@We don't have any internets here.
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195 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5285 03:22

( E-E) I want something you can't give me.

196 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5285 06:29

@@@-]]- A
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Sorry, wefre out of satisfactory service.
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197 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5285 12:44

( E-E) Screw this, im going to marty's.

198 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5285 15:09

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|ζ /@@ŽO@|@ŽO@|@@
|ζ |@@@Q_|Q_ @|@@@We're closed for the winter.
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199 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5285 15:53

(E-E ) Maybe Squeeks' is still open. Or the Bunnygirl's.

200 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5285 17:28

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@i@EΝEj@ƒ My name is Squeeks and 4-ch is still open. We're all out of 200GET.
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