[REI] May I take your order? [Part IV] (999)

1 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5225 15:20

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201 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5285 17:57

(E-E ) That's just cuz you're HOARDING THEM!!!

202 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5285 21:52

(E-E ) Also, where the hell is your counter and uniform?

203 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5286 11:47

( E-E) Maybe going to Marty's was a bad idea.

204 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5286 19:11

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|ζ |@@@Q_|Q_ @|@@@No! Come back..! ME SO RONERY...
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205 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5286 23:28

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i @˜§-]@|! i@Sorry, wefre out of capitalism and free competition.
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206 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5287 03:57

lol

207 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5287 05:22

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@I'm going to have to charge you for that out-loud laugher.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @Walking out of here with a smile is shoplifting.
@@MMƒt@iL@@@@(I need to pay back the principal on the loan for this new counter top.)
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208 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5287 13:55

( E-E) E-e-excuse me, a-a-are you...hiring?

209 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5287 14:53

HELLO LAIN I WOULD LIKE TO BUY MORE DRUGS OFF OF YOU.
SHOULD I JUST GO TO THE BACK AGAIN?

210 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5287 17:12

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@I'm going to have to charge you for that out-loud laugher.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @Walking out of here with a smile is shoplifting.
@@MMƒt@iL@@@@(I need to pay back the principal on the loan for this new counter top.)
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211 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5287 17:16

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_R .U@- Ιƒm @I also charge for each new thing I say to you,
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212 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5287 17:26

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i @˜§-]@|! i@Aw, crap.
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213 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5287 18:46

( E-E) Maybe you should try offering a service that people actually desire.

214 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5287 18:48

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@That word has no meaning for me.
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215 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5287 18:53

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216 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5287 18:53

( ί ƒŽί) Service!

( ί ƒŽί) With a SMILE!

( ί ƒŽί) ...

( ί ƒŽί) and MITTENS!

217 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5287 21:02

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@All I got from that was some drivel about mittens.
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218 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5287 23:45

( E-E) Please...I really need a job. My single mother has suffered a serious injury, and can't work right now. I haven't eaten in three days.

219 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5288 00:12

>>218
( LƒΦ`) Son, you are just lying to her. Your parents are fine. In fact, you live with them.

220 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5288 00:46

@, -\-€A<let me out!
/::::::::::::::Θ_Θ
l:::::::::::::i EƒΦEj@Rei, I got that rabbit meat you asked for.
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@ '`b@ @b
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221 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5288 09:44

WHERE ARE MY DRUGS?

222 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5288 15:07

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Today's special is Hassenpfeffer.
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223 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5288 15:30

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@I... made it myself.
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224 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5288 16:09

( ί ƒŽί) I'll have one of them please.

( ί ƒŽί) ...

( ί ƒŽί) and MITTENS!

( ί ƒŽί) With a SMILE!

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) SMILEY MITTENS!!!

225 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5288 22:19

( E-E) If I didn't know this was hassenpfeffer, I'd swear it was my mom.

226 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5289 12:08

( LEƒΦE) Wow, for the past couple of weeks, people have actually gotten some semblance of food from Reifs.

(LEƒΦE ) This could only mean....

227 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5289 12:09

( E-E) An epidemic of foodborne illness.

( E-E) Aw shit.

228 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5289 12:45

( E-E) I'd better go take my pills.

229 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5289 16:57

( E-E) HA HAAA I said pills because that's my best gimmick!

230 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5289 20:24

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@@ | ƒm@@@@@ R@ ( i )))
@@/@@œ@@@œ | /@/
@ |@@@@( _œ_)@ |Ɂ@/It's Saturday Night Fever! Disco forever!
@œc€@@@|Ύ|@@@@,/

231 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5289 21:02

( ί ƒŽί) His body is missing

232 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5289 23:40

( ί ƒŽί) His body is mittens

233 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5290 00:29

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Today's Special is Lower Half of Bear Meat.
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234 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5290 00:54

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@ |@Ύ@@( _œ_)@ƒ~@ @@@@@
@œc€@@@|Ύ|@@ |@Oh? You want to suck my meatstick Rei?
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@@_ ^QQQ ^

235 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5290 01:30

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i @˜§-]@|! i@I don't endorse competitor's products.
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236 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5290 03:13

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@I'd rather sell your raw body parts to these idiots who never leave.
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237 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5290 20:59

( ί ƒŽί) Please can I have raw body parts because I am an idiots who never leave.

238 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5290 22:15

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@I'll need to see your identification.
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239 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5290 23:42

( ί ƒŽί) I left it in my other pair of mittens.

240 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5291 02:08

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Then please, stay where you are. Security personnel will arrive shortly to escort you
_R .U@- Ιƒm @to the customer incineration room.
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241 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5291 14:37

@@‚Φ-Ν
@ Π*L°MЁ@@You called for security?
`(,_‚•‚•Ι

242 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5291 14:38

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i @˜§-]@|! i@...
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243 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5291 14:38

@@‚Φ-Ν
@ Π*L°MЁ@@.......nya.
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244 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5291 16:06

( ί ƒŽί) *AWKWARD*

245 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5291 17:36

@@‚Φ-Ν
@ Π*ί ƒŽίЁ@@wait, what?
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246 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5291 17:45

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-O@O-! i@HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?
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247 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5291 17:46

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248 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5291 18:07

@@‚Φ-Ν
@ Π*O ƒŽOЁ@@Arf!
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249 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5291 18:45

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@ENOUGH. Back to work.
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250 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5291 18:55

( ί ƒŽί) So about that grilled cheese bearwich I ordered?

251 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5291 19:30

( EƒΦE) You never ordered a grilled cheese bearwich.

252 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5291 20:20

( ί -ί) Did too. You're just not old enough to remember.

253 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5291 20:56

( EƒΦE) Fiddlesticks! Poppycock! Proprietor - I shall instead have a BEERWICH, if you please. I have a coupon.

254 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5291 21:21

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Do I really have to say it?
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255 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5291 21:28

( ί -ί) ...

( ί -ί) No. It's a given.

256 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5291 22:15

@ @ΏQQQΏ@@ @@@@@@
@@ | ƒm_@@@@ R@ @@@@@@
@@/@@œJ@@™ |@@@@ @@@
@ |@Ύ@@( _œ_)@ƒ~@ @@@@@
@œc€@@@|Ύ|@@ |@I deliver a great poupon, you know.
/@@@@ Ώƒm ½@ R
(@ _@^ Qƒm@|@ |
._@g@@^QQ|@ |
@@_ ^QQQ ^

257 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5291 22:19

>>256 is a panda.

258 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5291 23:24

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Tonight's special is Pandasserole.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
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259 Name: Drug Addict : 1993-09-5292 00:58

GIVE ME ALL THE MONEY IN THE CASH REGISTER RIGHT NOW OR I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU! YOU SHOULD HAVE GAVE ME THOSE DRUGS!

260 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5292 01:02

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@@@@@@@ ^:;:;:;:;:MR.
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@@@@@@/;/@__,.Ν€___!___
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@@,. ,. ''::::::!:::::::::/|:::::::::i:::::::::::::::::::€:::::R€
@'L ^::::::::::::::::/Ϊ|:::::::::i:::::R€R;:::::_:::::',
@ /:::::::::::::::::::/|:::::i::::::::::|_::::;iMΝ::::::::_i
@,'::::::::/::::::/:/@!;;Κ::::::::|@ _!;;;Κ::::::::::::::R.@@
@i:::::::/!::::::i/§ΓΓ R::::|@ΓΓΓ'!R_:::::::::', I'll take a choco cornet please.
@!::::/::i::::::::Κ Λ:;:;r@@R!@Λ;:;r! !_::::!‚Φʁ@@
@V'! ²i::::::/!:! ""@@@ @ @ ""Dl:::Ν:::!:|
@@ R! R!::|::i>€. @ €,€,@@,.ƒC:::|:::::Ϊi::|
@@@@@ |::|:::|::::::M7:.r--r 7L|:::|::::|::::::::|::|
@@@@@.|::|::::|:::;:ƒCR!__^::::M>.,|::::|:::::::|::|
@@@@@|:::|::::|‚­_::::::!/::::::^^|::::Δ.:::::|::|

261 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5292 03:33

( ί -ί) >>259, I think you want Beady Eyes' thread. He's the local pusher.

262 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5292 05:08

THANK YOU I WILL GO POST IN THAT THREAD IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE ALL CAPS IS MY GIMMICK AND EVERYONE I KNOW THINKS ITS REALLY COOL AND FUNNY AND SHIT.

263 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5292 14:47

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Would you like your choco coronet to be
_R .U@- Ιƒm @Big-Endian or Small-Endian?
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
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‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

264 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5292 21:07

@@@@@@@@@@ ____
@@@@@@@ ^:;:;:;:;:MR.
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@@@@@@/;/@__,.Ν€___!___
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@@,. ,. ''::::::!:::::::::/|:::::::::i:::::::::::::::::::€:::::R€
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@ /:::::::::::::::::::/|:::::i::::::::::|_::::;iMΝ::::::::_i
@,'::::::::/::::::/:/@!;;Κ::::::::|@ _!;;;Κ::::::::::::::R.@@
@i:::::::/!::::::i/§ΓΓ R::::|@ΓΓΓ'!R_:::::::::', I would prefer Zimmer's Warehouse-endian.
@!::::/::i::::::::Κ Λ:;:;r@@R!@Λ;:;r! !_::::!‚Φʁ@@
@V'! ²i::::::/!:! ""@@@ @ @ ""Dl:::Ν:::!:|
@@ R! R!::|::i>€. @ €,€,@@,.ƒC:::|:::::Ϊi::|
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@@@@@.|::|::::|:::;:ƒCR!__^::::M>.,|::::|:::::::|::|
@@@@@|:::|::::|‚­_::::::!/::::::^^|::::Δ.:::::|::|

265 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5294 04:38

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@That'll be 100,000 Reichsmarks.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
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266 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5294 13:24

@@@@@@@@@@ ____
@@@@@@@ ^:;:;:;:;:MR.
@@@@@@ ./;^@@ R;:',
@@@@@@/;/@__,.Ν€___!___
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@ /:::::::::::::::::::/|:::::i::::::::::|_::::;iMΝ::::::::_i
@,'::::::::/::::::/:/@!;;Κ::::::::|@ _!;;;Κ::::::::::::::R.@@
@i:::::::/!::::::i/§ΓΓ R::::|@ΓΓΓ'!R_:::::::::', Allowing for inflation, here's your $0.75.
@!::::/::i::::::::Κ Λ:;:;r@@R!@Λ;:;r! !_::::!‚Φʁ@@
@V'! ²i::::::/!:! ""@@@ @ @ ""Dl:::Ν:::!:|
@@ R! R!::|::i>€. @ €,€,@@,.ƒC:::|:::::Ϊi::|
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@@@@@.|::|::::|:::;:ƒCR!__^::::M>.,|::::|:::::::|::|
@@@@@|:::|::::|‚­_::::::!/::::::^^|::::Δ.:::::|::|

267 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5294 17:38

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Sorry, we only take currency in the form of
_R .U@- Ιƒm @ Hylian Rupees.
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
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‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

268 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5294 22:26

@@@@@@@@@@ ____
@@@@@@@ ^:;:;:;:;:MR.
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@@@@@@/;/@__,.Ν€___!___
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@ /:::::::::::::::::::/|:::::i::::::::::|_::::;iMΝ::::::::_i
@,'::::::::/::::::/:/@!;;Κ::::::::|@ _!;;;Κ::::::::::::::R.@@
@i:::::::/!::::::i/§ΓΓ R::::|@ΓΓΓ'!R_:::::::::', Rei, please don't do this to me! I'm your biggest fan!
@!::::/::i::::::::Κ Λ:;:;r@@R!@Λ;:;r! !_::::!‚Φʁ@@
@V'! ²i::::::/!:! ""@@@ @ @ ""Dl:::Ν:::!:|
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@@@@@.|::|::::|:::;:ƒCR!__^::::M>.,|::::|:::::::|::|

269 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5294 23:26

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Sorry, we're all out of mercy.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@THE REI'S ANTIPATHY@ ==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

270 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5295 03:52

( E-E) Well hello there young lady! Aren't you a little young to be running your own shop? Can you even legally work at 14? Heh, well, you sure are a hard-working gal. You have my respect.

271 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5295 04:02

@@@@@@@@@@Θ__Θ
@@@@@ @@@@ <˜€MΝL>@@ HEY! THIS ISN'T A WORK PERMIT AT ALL!
@@@@@@@ƒΑάL]@|@άR THIS IS JUST A NAPKIN WITH A
@@@@@@@ rέ€_ M{ _Q /M( @j@GROCERY LIST WRITTEN ON IT!
@@@@@iŽO0_LΘΠ · jœcɁRMRj
@@@@@@P@ @ Ι~Π~~~~.|@0ŽOjPUT YOUR HANDS UP!
@@@@@@@@@^ RځL @ | @PGET DOWN ON THE GROUND!
@@@@@@@@/Q@ ‚ց@ @ _ KEEP YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM!
@@@@@@@@_P¨.@@_@@j.
@@@@@@@@@i__ƒm@@ @|,P/
@@@@@@@ @@@@@ @R“ρ)

272 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5295 07:30

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^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Sorry, we're all out of "taking orders from Koreans".
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
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==@@THE REI'S ANTIPATHY@ ==
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273 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5295 12:33

@@@@@@@@@@Θ__Θ
@@@@@ @@@@ <˜€MDIVL>@@
@@@@@@@ƒΑάL]DIVID@άR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@@@@@@@ rέ€_DIVIDE B /M( @j@
@@@@@iŽO0_LΘDIVIDE BY ZEROɁRMRj
@@@@@@P@ @ Ι~Π~~~~.|@0ŽOj
@@@@@@@@@^ RځLDIVI@ | @P
@@@@@@@@/DI@ ‚ց@DIV _
@@@@@@@@_DI¨.@@_DIVj.
@@@@@@@@@iDIƒm@@ @|,P/
@@@@@@@ @@@@@ @R“ρ)

274 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5295 13:07

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Move it, garbanzo bean. I'm tryin' to run a restaurant here!
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
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275 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5295 14:37

<˜€MΝL> ah! so sorry... such shame, I go now...

276 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5295 16:41

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ excuse me may i just loiter in your place of business and reflect upon the vulgarities life

277 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5295 18:39

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@No loitering. No littering. No lottery.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
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==@@THE REI'S ANTIPASTO@ ==
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278 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5295 21:13

( LƒΦ`) That reminds me of the joke about the surfer who tried to

( LƒΦ`) go to church straight from the beach.

( LƒΦ`) He was stopped at the door by a stern spinster, who insisted

( LƒΦ`) "No shoes, no shirt, no services!"

( LƒΦ`) ... that was the joke.

279 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5295 21:22

(@E(ƒF)E) So anyway, a rabbit and I am taking a shit in the woods.

280 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5295 21:22

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@It seems like a reasonable policy to stop half naked people from entering the premises.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
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==@@THE REI'S SERIOUS@ ==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

281 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5295 22:25

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§› ƒΦ ›! i@HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
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==@@THE REI'S LECTURE@ ==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

282 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5295 22:27

( ί ƒŽί) So Rei, when Rebuild comes out on DVD, why don't you celebrate by actually having things people want here?

283 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5296 13:57

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@I might have some orange juice...or orange-like drink.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
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==@@THE REI'S TANG@ ==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

284 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5296 14:14

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@But that's then and this is now.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@THE REI'S NOTHING@ ==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

285 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5296 16:26

@ ^ζˆζˆ_
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|ζζ^@@ ›@_|
|ζ /@@ŽO@|@ŽO@|@@
|ζ |@@@Q_|Q_ @|@@@Oh yeah? Well I've got some right now! Come one come all!
_|@@@_Q/@^@@@@LCL for everyone! You'll even get a free Marty's cup with fun puzzles on it!
@ _QQQ_^
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@@/__i |˜£!|@@@
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286 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5296 16:42

@ ^ζˆζˆ_
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/ζˆˆ,iEjiEjˆ|
|ζζ^@@ ›@_|
|ζ /@@ŽO@|@ŽO@|@@
|ζ |@@@Q_|Q_ @|@@@Oζˆah? Well I've gζˆζˆζˆ
_|@@@@@@@@@@LCζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆ a free Maζˆζˆζˆup with ζˆζˆζˆ on it!
@ _QQQ_^
@ @ζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆ@@
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡======
==@@ @@@tanasinn@@ @@@@@ ==
‡‡‡‡‡‡ζˆζˆζˆ

287 Name: “ά‚³‚ρ : 1993-09-5296 23:57

«Œπ‚ ‚Θ‚½Ž©gAˆ»”gƒŒƒCB

288 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5297 00:46

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@I am TANASINN
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@THE REI'S NOTHING@ ==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

289 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5297 01:41

@@@-]]- A
^@ζˆζˆζˆR
!ζˆ!@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
iζˆ˜§-]ζ|! i@Iζˆζˆζˆ TANASINN
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ /ζˆΙT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡===ζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆ=ζˆζˆ=
==@@ζˆζˆ REI'S NζˆHING@ ==
‡‡‡‡‡‡ζˆ‡‡‡‡‡‡

290 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5297 05:05

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@I really like Mittens stopping by.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S PENIS@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

291 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5297 12:17

( ί ƒŽί) Me too!

292 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5297 15:06

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@In that case, I retract my previous statement.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S VAGINA@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

293 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5297 17:31

( ί -ί) Me too.

294 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5298 00:37

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@... You still havn't left...
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S BABY @@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

295 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5298 00:56

( ί -ί) Whatchagonnadoaboutit, squinty?

296 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5298 01:00

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Call security.
_R .U@- Ιƒm @SECURITY! Please show this customer the door!
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S POLICE STATE@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

297 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5298 01:02

@@‚Φ-Ν
@ Π*L°MЁ@@See the door? It's pretty nice, nya.
`(,_‚•‚•Ι

298 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5298 01:03

( ί ƒŽί) That door is totally wicked awesome!

299 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5298 01:36

@@@-]]- A
^@@@@@R
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Poor, poor security kitten. You try so hard.
_R .U@- Ιƒm But, you'd think with such a massive budget...
@@MMƒt@iL Nerv could get me something better.
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡========
==@@@THE REI'S STRIKE@@@@==
‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

300 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5298 02:19

( ί ƒŽί) Can I have 300 donuts, please?
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