[REI] May I take your order? [Part IV] (999)

1 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5225 15:20

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301 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5298 04:14

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302 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5298 04:17

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i @˜§-]@|! i@Sorry, we only sell donuts in groups of 999999+
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303 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5298 13:53

Disappear.
This door is an eyesore.
This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door!

304 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5298 18:50

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i @˜§-]@|! i@Go through the door and never come back then.
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305 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5298 22:00

Cellar door?

306 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5298 22:32

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i @˜§-]@|! i@We don't sell doors to her or anyone else.
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307 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5298 23:14

( ß ƒŽß) I want the wicked awesome door!

308 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5298 23:48

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i @˜§-]@|! i@Sorry, but our wicked awesome door isn't for sale.
_R .U@- Ƀm @However, for 3 easy payments of $99.99, you may pass through it. Once.
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309 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5299 13:51

( ß -ß) I can get a screwdriver for six bucks and then I'll use the screwdriver to remove your door and then I'll have your door and you'll be all "Waaaaaah where is my wicked awesome door waaaaaaaah"

( ß ƒŽß) That'll show ya!

310 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5299 16:41

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i @˜§-]@|! i@ OKay okay... I'll let you in on a secret door I
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311 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5300 07:26

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312 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5300 12:17

( E-E) Mittens, she just offered to let you climb up her butt.

313 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5300 19:12

(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) Or into the oven. Kids who don't know the difference between sodomy and getting roasted alive should ask their parents or a trusted adult for more information.

314 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5300 19:17

( ß -ß) You guys are sick.

315 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5300 22:03

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i @˜§-]@|! i@ It's okay, I made the offer in jest.
_R .U@- Ƀm @ We all know Marty wouldn't want to go through that door...UNLESS IT BELONGED TO A GUY!
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316 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5301 11:54

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317 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5301 14:20

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i @˜§-]@|! i@Unlike boys, we're self-cleaning.
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318 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5301 15:07

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319 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5301 15:11

( E-E) However, tanasinn is incapable of making your sentences read any less awkwardly.

320 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5301 17:05

( ß -ß) Nya...

321 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5301 18:28

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322 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5301 18:39

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323 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5301 18:43

(ˆæˆƒŽß) Ee hee heˆˆ thæt tiækles!

324 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5301 19:00

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325 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5301 19:13

Hi! I am a reporter and I would like to interview the manager! You have been nominated to be one of the best restaurants in the city! :D :D :D :D

326 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5301 21:13

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327 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5301 21:39

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i @˜§-]@|! i@Hey >>326, buzz off. They were talking to me.
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328 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5301 21:42

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i @˜§-]@|! i@Too late. What's that, reporter? You're a cheapskate
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329 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5301 23:02

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330 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5301 23:34

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331 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5302 00:27

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332 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5302 05:09

( E-E) Bitter resentment?

333 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5302 09:09

Reporter again, I'm sorry I had to go to the GAZA strip. You guys should open up a place there. Anyway, I'll buy 1,000 kid meals for a interview

334 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5302 11:24

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335 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5302 13:01

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336 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5302 15:27

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337 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5302 18:31

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338 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5303 01:07

That's it I am going to go interview Asuka's. She has such good german food.

339 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5303 03:13

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i @˜§-]@|! i@Sorry, Asuka and I are actually good friends.
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340 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5303 04:50

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341 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5303 21:16

( E-E) I detect some anti-competitive practices here.

342 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5304 01:12

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_R .U@- Ƀm@I don't want to hear any more conspiracy theories.
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343 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5307 14:47

( E-E) so... Terrorists are Angels?

( EÍE) No, Angels are terrorists - we are thus doomed...

344 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5307 15:26

\NO, JUNIOR\YOU ARE THE ANGELS\

345 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5307 15:29

( EÍE) Actually, forget the angel terrorists, I want some Asuka! How much?

346 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5308 01:52

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347 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5308 04:49

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i @˜§-]@|! i@That's $5000 an hour if you're in a position of power.
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348 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5308 14:50

( EÍE) I don't like her comedy routine. If i wanted to get dressed down in front of an audience, I'd stand naked in a glass box on the street.

( LƒÖ`) Oh ho! In my day we had to pay good money for something similar! I still run out of my pention money by the third week...

349 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5308 19:29

( EÍE) What about the 'other' routine?

350 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5308 20:01

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351 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5309 16:32

( EÍE) fine, just have her be my waitress then.

352 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5311 16:28

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353 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5312 15:43

( EÍE) fine FINE. Osaka, I'd like your finest meal stuff with your second finest. STOP STARING INTO SPACE AND LISTEN TO ME!!

354 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5312 18:41

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355 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5312 19:00

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356 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5312 23:06

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357 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5312 23:09

( EÍE) (sigh)...do you have ANYTHING?

358 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5313 11:21

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i @˜§-]@|! i@You can have this dead rat I found in the back.
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359 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5313 11:35

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i @˜§-]@|! i@I microwaved a slice of swiss cheese to it.
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360 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5313 11:36

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i @˜§-]@|! i@I also put a raisin in its mouth.
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361 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5313 15:15

( EÍE) Can I have it in a bun?

362 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5313 15:16

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i @˜§-]@|! i@We just have these low-carb wraps.
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363 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5313 17:04

( EÍE) But then you'll never know if it's going to run!

364 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5313 19:34

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365 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5314 00:19

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i @˜§-]@|! i@Thank you for your patronage. As they say in Germany,
_R .U@- Ƀm "Ich liebe, Scheiße zu essen!"
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366 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5314 15:16

( EÍE) NOM NOM NOM
( EÍE) Wait a sec, this isn't chocolate! It's Scheiße!
( EÍE) NOM NOM NOM NOM
( EÍE) VIETNOM NOM NOM

367 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5314 16:21

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i @˜§-]@|! i@You want fries with that, hon?
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368 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5314 19:02

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i @˜§-]@|! i@I squeezed them out of an orangutan.
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369 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5314 19:07

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i @˜§-]@|! i@Specifically, out of pimples on the orangutan's butt.
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370 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5314 20:04

( EÍE) A side order of deep-fried orangutan butt-pimple pus fries?

371 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5315 00:09

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i @˜§-]@|! i@It doesn't sound as good when you say it.
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372 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5315 01:15

( EAE) Aww come on, I was just trying it out.

373 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5315 02:43

( ß ƒŽß) What's cooking?
( ß ƒß) OH GOD NOT THAT!!
( ß ƒ^ß) hrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhh

374 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5315 13:55

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i @˜§-]@|! i@If you're going to throw up, use a bowl.
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375 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5315 16:48

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i @˜§-]@|! i@That'll make it much easier to serve later.
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376 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5315 16:55

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i @˜§-]@|! i@Also, if you can remember what you were eating at the time
_R .U@- Ƀm @that would make it easier for me to name the new soup special.
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377 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5315 17:22

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i @˜§-]@|! i@I want to sell your vomit to another customer!
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378 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5315 19:26

( EÍE) I'm still not sure what you are trying to say here.

379 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5315 20:39

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i @˜§-]@|! i@Freshen your cup, hon?
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380 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5315 23:54

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i @˜§-]@|! i@With Mittens' vomit?
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381 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5316 00:12

Are you guys hiring?

382 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5316 00:45

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i @˜§-]@|! i@As I've said before, no.
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383 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5318 04:24

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384 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5318 08:55

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385 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5318 09:02

That's why I assault Ren.
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386 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5318 09:08

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387 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5318 09:14

HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW?
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388 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5318 12:33

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389 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5318 15:54

`(,_‚•‚•É What can you expect from me when I no longer have a head?

390 Name: i@EÍEj Wait, here's one. I'll be borrowing this, nya. : 1993-09-5318 18:01

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391 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5318 19:21

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i @˜§-]@|! i@Meanwhile, today's special is brains in a fashionable barbaric cat skull bowl.
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392 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5318 20:25

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393 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5319 04:43


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394 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5319 08:22

With a new menu item like that, you're sure to be a hit with the zombie population!

395 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5319 09:55

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i @˜§-]@|! i@Waitaminnit... I don't remember printing any menus.
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396 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5319 12:27

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i @˜§-]@|! i@Sir, I'm afraid I'll have to have that confiscated.
_R .U@- Ƀm For evidence.@
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397 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5319 19:32

ÈQÈ
(*M„DL)ƒm WHAT.

398 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5319 20:09

(EÍE) Etou... NANI!?

399 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5319 23:38

>Etou

( EÍE) That is not an english word why did i say it?

400 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5320 17:10

i ÒƒÖÒjCan I get an order of salami and eggs, and coffee?

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